In this episode we talk about our precious troubled son Riku in the first Kingdom Hearts game. Sort-of villain, sort-of rival, definitely best friend, Riku is the moral gray to Sora's black and white. Also, Maleficent, Sora, and Ansem inadvertently team up to gaslight him all game. Whoops?

Warning: there are feelings. A lot of them.

Things we discover in this episode that don't come back for 1000 years but you should still make note of them: Riku's sword Soul Eater has a big ol' blue eye in the hilt.