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Well, you guys know he's had a
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transplant. I know he just got his
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in for him now. So Bert,
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I hope all that is going well. Sitting
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in for
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Bert today is our
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good buddy, Quentin Tarantino. Thank
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you. Thank you. You're sitting in for Bergman. Alright. But
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you mean the Hitler guy? The Hitler guy. Yeah.
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Yeah. Exactly. I'm sitting in his
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seat too. His
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ass print is It is. -- right now. Holding
2:45
Yeah. Yep. because that might be little bigger
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than that. I think it's much bigger
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than you guys. Real I
2:52
also wanna point out you have a new bookout,
2:54
cinema speculation. No. No. I told you
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I have begun the audiobook. Mhmm. I think
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I might switch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. because you're
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Scott your stock went way down. When you said
3:02
that, I'm sorry. It wasn't the really best way
3:04
to say that. Sorry. just
3:06
wanna let you know that I was actually consuming this
3:09
area. I appreciate it. You
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you know, you like movies so much. You make me feel
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like maybe don't like movies so much.
3:15
I was like, I thought I like movies, and
3:17
I hear you talking. I'm like, what the fuck man?
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But you were exposed to like such I mean,
3:22
this book is like a dive into your
3:25
you know, you're how you've how I grew
3:27
up. Grew up. because everybody, I think,
3:30
fans of you of
3:32
of movies in general, kinda knew the story
3:34
of Quentin worked at a store. Yeah.
3:36
Yeah. And he really likes movies. And then we and
3:38
and I've seen you in interviews site,
3:41
you know, refer to other movies from the
3:43
past. Like, it was clear that you are a a real
3:45
festival. Yeah. Rosenthal. But
3:48
this gets you in from, like, the beginning.
3:50
Like, how how you
3:52
as a kid, you were being taken -- Mhmm. --
3:54
by your mother and going movies all the time.
3:56
Well, it was interesting because when I first came up with the
3:59
idea to
3:59
write the book, the idea was more or less
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just
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ah A book
4:05
of film analysis. Mhmm. So I would
4:07
pick a, you know, my idea I thought was,
4:09
like, I pick a few films. and then I would write
4:11
about them. And that was
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that was just kind of more or less the
4:16
idea. wasn't expecting it to
4:19
be quite as autobiographical as
4:22
it became. But I figured it would be autobiographical
4:25
to some degree. Yeah. Because if you're writing
4:27
about movies personally, then you end up telling
4:29
about yourself in it. I mean, one of my favorite
4:32
critics is Pauline Hale, and they asked her,
4:34
when she ever write her autobiography and she goes,
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no, I I have written my autobiography in every
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one of my reviews. It's just kinda spread out.
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Oh, interesting. So I kinda figured that would be
4:43
the case, but then I ended up writing the first
4:45
chapter. And I think that was my attempt to try
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to write a an introduction -- Mhmm. --
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to the book. which,
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you know, details, you know,
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me in sixty nine, seventy,
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seventy one being taken to a bunch of
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these new Hollywood films by my parents
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when, you know, I was seven and eight
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and nine. And
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when I
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finished that chapter, it was like, was aware of nothing.
5:06
Okay. Well, that's a that's a pretty good chapter. Alright. because
5:09
that's not an introduction. That's that's chapter
5:11
one. Yeah. And then once I wrote that
5:13
chapter, I realized, okay,
5:15
this is the book now. This
5:17
is the look. Now I'm gonna still I'm gonna still
5:19
continue on doing AAAA
5:22
writing about different films, but now all of a sudden
5:24
it had a structure. that it didn't
5:26
have before. They all had to be movie, you know,
5:28
since I was writing about having seen seen
5:31
them at a young age. they
5:34
all had all the movies I wrote about. I had
5:36
to have seen them. Right. I had to
5:38
have seen in the seven, not something you
5:40
saw later. Yeah. Nothing nothing I discovered
5:42
later. Yeah. down the line. You know? And whether
5:44
or not I I, you know, whether or not I
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discuss what it was like seeing it at twelve
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or thirteen or fifteen, you
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know, that remains to be seen. Alright. But
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they all had to come from that area.
5:56
They all had I had had to see it from
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there. and and that kinda
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became the umbilical cord. Mhmm.
6:02
That carried through the book leading to the last chapter,
6:04
which is like the first chapter, another autobiographical
6:07
movie watching thing that kinda takes me
6:09
up to that point -- Right. -- in my life.
6:11
Yeah. I mean, it's like, you you're you
6:13
have, like, this Savant, like,
6:15
ability, I think, when you talk about films.
6:17
Like, you can just site movies. And, like,
6:19
I think I don't know. Were you growing
6:22
up in this time frame Uh-huh. -- was
6:24
the probably the best thing for the filmmaker
6:26
that we know today. Right? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean,
6:28
if it was a different era, we you'd be a different
6:30
guy. Yeah. No. No. No. Absolutely.
6:33
And there also is just this kind of
6:36
really neat thing about the
6:38
fact that, you know, if
6:40
you go through the the timeline of
6:43
of Mark Harris' book, which was pictures of the revolution
6:46
that kinda talked about the beginning of New Hollywood.
6:48
It kind of officially starting
6:51
even though old Hollywood still was dominant
6:53
in sixty seven -- Mhmm. -- with the graduate
6:56
and and Bonnie and Clyde and those movies
6:58
coming out in the heat of the night. So
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if that's the beginning of the
7:02
revolution and sixty
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eight and sixty nine are the are the years
7:06
of the revolutionary war between between old Hollywood
7:09
and new Hollywood was fought. The
7:11
nineteen seventy would be the year that
7:13
the revolution was won. Uh-huh. Well,
7:16
that all coincides with
7:18
me first going to the movies. Right.
7:20
My very first experience going in the movies.
7:22
So my first you know,
7:24
just me even knowing what a movie is and just
7:26
kinda putting it all together is coinciding
7:29
with the greatest period of of
7:31
of motion pictures in the history of
7:33
of of of America. Yeah. Yeah. Now
7:35
I heard you because I heard you do this phenomenal breakdown
7:38
of, like, why I believe eighties,
7:41
movies. Yeah. Yeah. Sucks. Mhmm.
7:43
And then we got but what do you got you back in comparison
7:45
by comparison? Yes. What's your analysis
7:48
of or your thought on current
7:50
state of cinema? It
7:52
makes the eighties look fucking crazy. I'm
7:56
so happy. This terrible as
7:58
the eighties was. Yeah.
7:59
Now we never
8:02
had it so good, like comparison. Yeah.
8:04
I mean, like, most things come out and you're like, this is
8:06
dog shit. I know we can't, like, shit on everybody
8:08
who works on every film because even though that'd be
8:11
fun. but there's so many bad like,
8:13
movies are so bad. Well, you know, it
8:15
it it's yeah. Eileen and look, I and
8:17
I'm not gonna yeah. I'm
8:19
I'm not here as a a filmmaker to throw any windows.
8:22
Any any current any current movies. But
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no. It it does seem like we're live we're living
8:27
We're living through another repressive
8:29
time. Yeah. When it comes to cinema, you
8:32
know, the first really big repressive time
8:34
was the fifties. Then we
8:37
get the generation with the sixties, even the first
8:39
half of the sixties was basically just the fifties part
8:41
two. Mhmm. You know, but then we got
8:43
the seventies and then they had then the pendulum had
8:45
to swing the other end. Right. for the eighties
8:47
and then this pendulum swung the other way again
8:49
for the nineties. I mean, who I mean, I live
8:51
for the nineties, making movies in the nineties.
8:54
I didn't consider the nineties, the seventies
8:56
part two, but it was. It was. And right
8:58
now, well, on retrospect, it absolutely was.
9:00
I didn't think about it then. Right. And
9:03
then and, you know, now
9:05
the pendulum has has has swung this
9:07
way again. So There's I'm just waiting for
9:10
the pendulum to swing back Yeah. Me too. No.
9:12
I just as a fan. Yeah. Yeah. They
9:14
just have to ask you about because I'm I'm a like
9:16
I said, a fan. So
9:19
one thing I never had you know, I always love
9:21
so much in your movies, is
9:24
your writing, like, just like how, you know,
9:26
dialogue and the stories. They're so original
9:28
and they're so fun. And, you know, I
9:30
saw pulp fiction when it came out
9:32
in in theaters, and I was in fucking
9:35
I don't know. think I was a freshman and I was
9:37
fourteen. Uh-huh. And you're like, oh my
9:39
god. This is crazy. freshman in high school?
9:41
Yes. In high school. And
9:44
one thing I was always curious about was what was
9:46
the reception of that script
9:48
like originally when you Like,
9:50
was it celebrated as a, oh my god. Like,
9:53
they could they see what this movie
9:55
would be? Or was it, like, this is a crazy dude?
9:57
You know, like Yeah. And and and I'll
10:00
No. No.
10:02
It wasn't actually. It wasn't
10:04
celebrated or it wasn't It wasn't it wasn't
10:10
It it wasn't the sit situation
10:12
where, like, the whole industry was like, oh my god.
10:14
This is the greatest thing ever. Okay. Okay.
10:18
and they're lining up to do it.
10:21
It because a matter of fact, it was
10:23
we had a
10:25
a deal to make the movie Mhmm.
10:28
-- at Tri Starr Mhmm. -- at the time because
10:30
I did it through Dana Davidos production
10:33
company, Jersey films, and they had a set
10:35
up situation at at
10:37
Tri Starr. And so, you
10:40
know, and they paid me a lot of money to write the script.
10:43
So I hand in the
10:45
script, and then Mike
10:48
Metabolic and all his Tristar executives,
10:50
and then the the
10:53
Dan DiVito Jersey film executive, as we all
10:55
get together to have a big meeting about us. We're in
10:57
this big conference room and whatever. And
11:00
it becomes fairly
11:02
clear. Mike Metabolicoo is not really into
11:04
it. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And
11:07
but, you know, to give him
11:10
to
11:11
explain explain it with him a little bit,
11:13
which by the way was
11:16
sort of throwing me a bit
11:18
for a loop for the simple fact
11:20
that you know, I wanted to work
11:22
of all the studios. He was the one that I wanted
11:24
to work with it. I maybe trusted the studio the
11:26
most because Mike Metavey used to run Orion.
11:28
And I loved history -- Yeah. -- of Orion
11:31
movies. I thought they were fantastic. And, you know, I
11:33
thought he was really, you know,
11:35
he he was III thought was a great executive,
11:37
and he was great executive. Alright? But it was towards
11:39
the end of this little tenure. But the thing about
11:42
it though was
11:46
he had just
11:48
gone to, like, a retreat
11:52
that Bill Clinton was
11:54
having with people in in
11:56
Hollywood and the media and
11:59
pop culture. I might be misrepresenting this slightly,
12:01
but but it was something like that. Okay. and
12:05
Clinton was hooranging the
12:08
Hollywood people about the violence
12:10
in movies. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah.
12:13
He was hooranging them about the violence
12:15
in movies. He was hooranging them about
12:18
a permissive drug use. And then
12:20
just I mean, Frankly,
12:22
it's fucking strange. Alright. You know, all the things
12:25
you would imagine the right wing would be hoorang. Yeah. Okay.
12:27
Clinton was guilting. Hey,
12:30
guys. Let's turn it down. Yeah. All his big Hollywood
12:33
supporters have shot this. And, like, I think,
12:35
like, really kind of scolding them. Mhmm.
12:37
So Mike Metabolic comes back from that
12:40
and reads pulp fiction. That's
12:42
perfect. Yes. So he's
12:44
just sort of, you know, he's kind of
12:46
not Yeah. And own with the whole
12:48
thing. Okay. You know? And then none of his yes
12:51
men or yes women are are are
12:53
are disagreeing to him disagreeing
12:55
with him. And so I remembered the conversation.
12:58
And this is not the goof on him. We we were,
13:00
you know, we're we're friendly whenever we bump into
13:02
each other. I'm glad it worked out the way it worked out.
13:06
But the thing about it though is I remember
13:08
one of the things is so
13:11
he's He's
13:13
going through a list -- Yeah. -- of the
13:15
grueling things or what he considers the
13:17
grueling things in the movie. Yeah.
13:20
There's quite a few of those if that's your criteria.
13:22
Yeah. So he's going through, you know, and so,
13:24
I mean, he's describe sounds like he's
13:26
describing Ken Russell's The Devils or
13:28
something. I mean, you know, not this comedy.
13:31
alright, that I wrote. Yeah. And
13:34
so when he gets to the end of it, you know,
13:37
I go, Well,
13:39
Mike, did
13:41
you think it was funny? He
13:43
goes, oh,
13:44
what do you mean?
13:46
It's a comedy. Uh-huh. Did
13:49
you think it was funny?
13:53
Well, III guess a little,
13:56
you know, I go, well, it's comedy man.
13:59
And then we go up,
13:59
we talk little bit more and a little bit more.
14:02
And he goes, well, you know, Quentin,
14:04
you say it's a
14:06
comedy. And
14:08
I'm watching the lead character
14:10
shoot a heroin And I really doubt that the audience
14:13
is gonna think that that that that that's
14:15
funny. Mhmm. And I'm like, well,
14:17
maybe not that moment, but I guarantee
14:19
you People are gonna laugh. This is a I'm
14:23
guaranteeing you. Yeah. This will
14:25
get, you know, not that moment. Right? Right. So
14:27
even though that Actually, moment does get a laugh. Sure.
14:29
When you get when John gets that
14:31
smile -- Yeah. -- on his face, you know, that heroin's
14:33
working the whole audience giggles -- Sure. -- at
14:35
that point. But it was just like, you know, he just didn't get
14:37
it. He didn't get it. didn't get it. But but,
14:39
you know, I have to say though, there was an interesting thing,
14:42
though. There was something was always curious about.
14:44
And I give him credit for giving me the answer.
14:47
to this. There was something I was always
14:49
curious about, and I was able to to finally
14:51
ask somebody who knew, who could give
14:53
me the right kind of answer. And and and
14:57
And
14:59
he and he gave me the answer. Even
15:02
if it made him look little bad, he gave me the he gave
15:04
me the honest answer. So one of the things
15:06
is, I I think on the Internet, there's a thing
15:08
floating around about my
15:12
wish list of the cast. Okay.
15:15
hope fiction. Okay. It's kinda floating around
15:17
as and it it's not
15:20
it
15:22
it's not That's
15:24
not really what it was. This
15:26
list that's floating around. What
15:28
that was? I remember my agent telling
15:31
me, Okay. Well, here's the thing, Quinn. What
15:33
you want to do is you want the studio to
15:35
sign off on the on the things
15:37
that you want. Okay. So if they
15:39
sign off, on it than,
15:41
you know, anything on that list, you
15:44
have permission to do. Now if
15:46
they don't sign an event, then you have to negotiate it,
15:48
and you have to talk to them about it. But anything
15:51
like that, but anything that
15:53
they finally agreed to, you're you're good with.
15:55
So then I took a a and didn't know exactly
15:58
who I wanted to play this part or that part
15:59
or this part or that part.
16:01
And so, you know,
16:04
so I wrote a giant list with a ton
16:06
of names. I wanted to get
16:08
them all preapproved. Sure. And I didn't
16:10
know if this is gonna work out if I would
16:12
buy with the person or if they would even
16:14
do a good job. But I wanted to get them approved.
16:16
So in case I did, you know
16:19
And this is an ambitious list. Right?
16:21
Your is your second film? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
16:23
And so this it's ambitious that who you ended
16:25
up doing it without even knowing what your list
16:27
was? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And but yeah. So it's kind of all
16:29
over the place, but that was kind of the idea that I wanted to be
16:31
able to explore it and go all over the place.
16:33
but then I'm also really very
16:36
opinionated. So it's sort of like something like
16:42
think for, like, for pumpkin and honey bunny for instance.
16:45
Mhmm. I think it was one of those things
16:47
where
16:48
okay. So for pumpkin,
16:50
We will offer the movie to Tim
16:52
Roth. Mhmm. If
16:54
Tim Roth turns it down, we
16:57
will offer it to Christian Slater.
17:00
and this is how you're telling them this. Oh, yeah.
17:02
It's actually it's written on the list. Uh-huh.
17:05
And if we And
17:07
if he turns it down, we will offer it to Johnny
17:10
Depp. And I think it was the same thing with Alabama.
17:13
So, you know, we will offer it to Amanda Plumber.
17:15
As she turns it down, we'll offer it to
17:18
Patricia, our cat blah blah blah. Anyway,
17:20
so So my
17:22
question before you answer this up, before you take
17:24
a further, is it considered at
17:27
the time to are you shooting
17:29
too high? Or is it, like, perfectly
17:31
normal for you to be targeting these
17:33
this talent at the time? No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
17:35
the no. They could have done it.
17:37
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bears. Okay.
21:15
After reservoir dot Okay. Well, yeah. For workers,
21:17
we're really so Yeah. It was reasonable. I'm
21:19
sorry. No. No. No. I could no. No. If I you
21:21
know, especially if I was offering him the
21:24
the John Travalter robe -- Sure. Johnny
21:28
Depp would have, you know, would have totally read
21:30
the script. And I'm not saying you would have said yes, you
21:32
know, but they would have considered it.
21:34
Sure. Okay. And so
21:38
Anyhow, so I'm working with the studio. This is like
21:40
a big studio. Alright? I got a studio behind
21:42
me. This is not a little independent -- Mhmm. -- outfit.
21:44
So so Mike
21:47
Metavoy. He's looking at
21:49
the list because Okay. Well, let me just
21:51
look at this list here what you say. Okay. Let
21:53
me give you what how the
21:55
order I would go. I mean, Tim Roth
21:57
is a very fine actor, and I know you just worked with
21:59
them on reservoir dogs, so
22:01
I'm sure that there's connection in the loyalty
22:03
there. However, the order I
22:06
would go in is we would offer it
22:08
to Johnny Depp -- Mhmm. -- first.
22:10
And then if he turns it down, then
22:13
we would offer it to Christian Slater.
22:15
And if he turns it down, I would find
22:17
somebody else other than Tim Roth to
22:19
offer it to. And then if we can't
22:21
do that, Venten Roth.
22:25
And I go, okay,
22:27
Micah, me is your question. This
22:29
is a question I've been dying because I've heard about I've
22:31
heard these kind of stories. before as far as Hollywood
22:33
is concerned. And I've always
22:36
had a question about this, and maybe
22:39
you can answer it.
22:43
Do you think Johnny
22:46
Depp playing the role of
22:48
pumpkin? in this movie,
22:51
which is the opening scene
22:53
and the closing scene. That's it.
22:55
Do you think
22:58
That will add that
23:00
much to the box office take.
23:03
Him playing that role. And
23:06
Mike Metabolicoy said, it
23:07
won't add a dime. It would
23:09
make me feel better though.
23:14
And
23:14
that's summarizes how most studio
23:16
executives are -- Yeah. -- essentially. Right?
23:18
It's like, oh, we're doing chancy material. However,
23:20
if I get these big name actors -- Then I'll -- to
23:22
sign a board, Okay. Well, that's AAAAA
23:26
that gives us something to sell. Yeah. That
23:28
gives us something to sell. And also, we have
23:30
compadres. Yeah. On this. They're
23:33
they like it. They're responding to it. They
23:35
give us a bit of cover. Yeah. And then I get
23:37
to as the studio executive,
23:40
I get to go Well, I did a
23:42
pretty reasonable thing. That's ex no. That and
23:44
that's exactly it. It all blows
23:46
up. Hey, I did my best. Yeah. I got Johnny.
23:48
That Yeah. I got Johnny Depp. I got so I got Patricia,
23:50
our cat. I got Jennifer Jason Lee doing this thing,
23:52
you know. I mean, IIII covered my ass the best
23:54
I could. How was casting?
23:56
because I've always I mean, you know, film
23:58
is obviously incredible film, Bruce
24:01
Willis. Yeah. He's he's so he's great. He's
24:03
so great in it. Right. Was that was
24:05
it like a you read it just yes? Or was
24:08
it like a Well, that was an interesting idea. No.
24:10
That that was a that ended up being very interesting
24:12
story. I mean, we weren't going out
24:14
to Bruce Willis. I mean, that just seemed I
24:16
mean, especially at that
24:18
time, you know, he was one of the top five,
24:21
if not even three biggest
24:23
stars -- Yeah. -- in the world. Yeah. It's
24:25
a surprise when you, like, when you first see the film,
24:27
you're like Bruce Willis isn't oh, you know, you you get
24:29
shocked almost. Absolutely. You know I mean? I mean,
24:31
he was definitely popular in America, but I mean, you go
24:33
to Korea or they're like, no. He's he's
24:35
the man. He's the man. Yeah. And
24:38
so what happened was
24:42
I originally wrote the part for Matt Dillon.
24:45
because Matt Dillon was a was
24:48
a fan of my script for reservoir dogs.
24:51
And and and part of the thing is though, couple
24:54
of kids will try Star's long long since
24:56
gone. We've made the deal with Meramex. And
24:58
part of the thing about Meramex was,
25:01
what was the deal?
25:06
we needed we have an ensemble
25:09
cast, but we needed a Meramex
25:12
at least one approved, if not
25:14
who approved Meramec actors
25:16
-- Okay. -- in the cast. And then from that point
25:19
on, okay, you can cast anybody you want. As long
25:21
as they had one of their, you know, somebody
25:23
they considered a name. that they could sell.
25:25
And so Matt Dillon kind
25:27
of fell into the name category
25:30
that they would they would accept. Okay.
25:32
So so
25:35
I wrote it for Matt, and it kinda seemed like it
25:37
was gonna be easy peasy getting
25:39
him. But
25:42
he read it and he he wasn't so
25:44
sure. He
25:45
wasn't so sure. He wasn't so sure about it.
25:47
He liked it, but he wasn't quite
25:49
so sure. He he was
25:52
disturbed by the fact that there wasn't actually,
25:54
like, he wanted to see butch actually
25:56
boxing. You know, he was really I wanna
25:59
see the fight.
25:59
And
26:02
and there's even a little bit maybe he didn't a
26:04
hundred percent get it. Alright. But
26:08
and I think 000000
26:11
And this happened a lot. Okay. And he didn't wanna play
26:13
that part. He wanted to play the Vincent character. Oh,
26:16
okay. Alright. That was
26:18
that that was almost all the way down the line.
26:20
Anytime I offered somebody a part, they wanted
26:22
to play with somebody else. Sure. And
26:26
so so
26:28
he didn't say
26:29
no, but
26:30
he didn't say yes. So
26:32
so he he still has to think about it. Okay.
26:35
And that was a little
26:37
scary because I thought I had I thought he
26:39
was in the back. Right. And with him in the
26:41
bag, I had a I had a go movie. Okay.
26:44
And all of a sudden, I didn't have such a go
26:46
movie anymore. Mhmm. Alright. So,
26:48
like, holy shit. So in anyway,
26:50
in the meantime,
26:52
ah
26:53
Harvey Cattel,
26:54
who's in the movie, and
26:57
he was one of the guys, so had him. it
27:00
was, you know, he was he was shooting in town. And when he
27:02
was shooting in town, he usually rent
27:04
a house in Malibu. and so he would invite
27:07
friends to come over for the weekend and and and
27:09
hang out. Jesus. And so,
27:11
Mike, I came over and I'm hanging out at at
27:13
at Harvey's Place. And
27:16
then, well, it turns out that Bruce
27:19
Willis was only living about three
27:21
or four or five houses down the
27:23
way. Okay. And so I come over
27:25
to Harvey's, and I'm there, and and some other
27:27
people are there, and they're Bruce Willis. I've never
27:29
met him before. Mhmm. And it turns out
27:31
he is a huge fan
27:34
of reservoir dogs. Okay.
27:36
Huge fan. And like like he goes,
27:38
like, if I had red reservoir dogs, I
27:40
would have been in reservoir dogs. I would have
27:43
agreed to do it, you know. And
27:46
he goes as well, it's one of my favorite. Me and my buddies
27:48
watch it. bunch of times. We know the dialogue by
27:50
heart. We we do the dialogue. Wow.
27:52
That's that's amazing. Yeah. And
27:55
I think it was one of those situations
27:57
where
27:59
he told Harvey that, you know, some time
28:01
earlier, you know, earlier, you know, couple days earlier.
28:03
And he goes, well, you know, he should look at Quinn's
28:06
got a new script out. There might be something he might
28:08
like in it. And then he's gonna be coming
28:10
by on Sunday, you know, to hang out. So if
28:12
you wanna say hello to him, that would be a
28:14
good time. And that's exactly what Bruce did. So Bruce
28:16
called the business agent, hey, get me that damn Tarantino
28:19
script. I wanna read it. So little
28:21
did I know, he had already read pulp
28:23
fiction by the time I show up at Harvey's house
28:25
that Sunday. And so we're all having
28:27
a good time and we're all talking and then he
28:29
goes, Quentin, take
28:31
a walk with me. gonna take it to my house.
28:34
I'm gonna want to introduce you to Demi. Alright.
28:36
Let's take a walk to my place. So we're taking
28:38
a nice walk along the beaches. So look,
28:40
I I wrote your script.
28:43
What
28:43
reservoir dock? No. No. No. The new one, pulp
28:45
fiction.
28:47
wow. I mean, that blue mic. Mine.
28:49
Yeah. Alright? And it
28:51
goes, Yeah.
28:54
So
28:56
I wanna play Vincent. because
28:59
I wanna play Vincent. There you go. Well,
29:03
I
29:03
kinda have a
29:04
John Travolta
29:05
set up to fly for for
29:07
Vincent. And and
29:12
so he goes Oh, well, John's great. John's terrific.
29:14
John's good. John's good. So
29:16
let me keep talking little bit more and goes,
29:18
okay. Well, here's the deal then.
29:23
Okay. John is a good Vincent and I wouldn't wanna
29:25
fuck him up. Alright? So okay.
29:28
His agent ladle tried to throw him John
29:30
Drival to under the bus. Alright? It's great.
29:33
He did. Alright. I
29:35
think even I even remember what his agents.
29:37
He goes. Okay, Quinn.
29:41
I just want to
29:42
just put this out to you. that
29:46
when your movie comes
29:48
out, the last movie,
29:51
Bruce, will have done, that will
29:53
be released, and he named some big Bruce
29:55
Willis movie that, like, roast three hundred
29:57
million dollars or something. That
29:59
will be the last movie that Bruce had
30:01
done. when your movie comes out.
30:04
The last movie, the star of
30:06
your movie, John Travalter, will have done
30:08
will be Look Who's Talking three. I'm
30:11
just saying that.
30:14
I mean, he's not a bad agent. Yeah. Yeah. He's
30:17
a he's that's what they do, man. So So
30:21
then all of a sudden Bruce goes, I
30:25
guess,
30:25
okay, well, how about this? What
30:27
if I play jewels? And
30:31
I go, well, obviously. Because
30:33
the I know he's black. I
30:34
know he's black.
30:36
Page paint. Yeah. Yeah. The Sam Rinks.
30:38
the the the Sam Jackson. Sam Jackson's nine. I'm
30:40
just in face paint. Okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because,
30:42
look, I know the character is black, but but,
30:44
you know,
30:45
but it's more like just you know,
30:47
but he can just be a hipster dude, you know.
30:49
And -- Sure. -- and I I could do that dialogue
30:51
because I'm like, that's the kind of that's the way me and
30:53
my friends talk with each other. Sure. You
30:56
know? So you could make him a
30:58
white guy, and I could just be this hipster dude
31:00
with John. And and I'm telling you that the the,
31:02
you know you know, That's
31:04
the way Bruno talks. Alright. Bruno talks
31:07
like that. Hard sell for this part, man. Yeah.
31:10
And okay. So
31:13
And that was the real
31:15
hard decision. Well, so that's real pressure
31:18
at that time. I mean, for you. Right? because you have we have one
31:20
of the top three movie stars in the world being, like, I
31:22
will do this. Yes. Exactly. Exactly.
31:24
And it's like You're like I've I've already
31:26
said no once before
31:28
-- Yeah. -- to push somebody else. And
31:31
now he's offering me one more
31:33
bite of the apple to get his full
31:36
attention and his full commitment --
31:38
Uh-huh. -- to this movie, and the movie
31:40
needs it. I mean, it's just you know, it's like
31:42
winning the fucking lottery. Yeah. Getting
31:45
but
31:46
it's not right. It's just
31:48
not right. Mhmm. You
31:51
know, and I told him that,
31:53
well, you know, the part that would
31:55
be fantastic for you is
31:57
is Butch. And and
32:00
You're not right in that moment? You tell him Well,
32:02
I let him know. I let him know. Okay. So then finally,
32:04
I go okay. Well, let me think. Okay. Well, that would be
32:06
a big big change. Let me think about it. Let
32:08
me think about it. Let me call you tomorrow. Okay?
32:11
So I think about it all night long and finally, I I
32:13
realized, look, it III just can't
32:15
make I can't do it. So I call them
32:17
up And I tell him and I'm
32:19
kinda telling him how it's not gonna work.
32:22
And he goes, hey, Quinn, it's
32:24
all okay. Let me take you off the hook. I get it.
32:27
I understand. You wrote the character from black
32:29
guy. You want a black guy. I get it. I get it.
32:31
I go. Okay. But you know, Bruce,
32:33
yes. But
32:36
I think you should be in this movie.
32:38
You you understand it. You
32:41
get the script. You get my sense of humor.
32:43
I think you should be in the movie. Now,
32:45
you you
32:46
naturally were attracted to the Vincent
32:48
character and then you were naturally attracted to the
32:50
jewels character. There is a third lead
32:52
here that I think you would be perfect for.
32:55
And one of the reasons I think you would be perfect
32:57
for Butch is, I
33:00
see him as like a fifties leading man.
33:02
I mean, he could be a star from a fifties movie.
33:04
Yeah. and like the actors that I think
33:07
of when I think of the
33:09
character of Butch is more like actors from the fifties
33:11
like a Ralph Meeker or an Aldo Ray
33:13
or a Brian Keith or somebody like that.
33:16
I would ask you, you've you've had your
33:18
mindset on other people, on other characters.
33:22
I would just ask you to Read
33:25
the script one more time
33:27
with the idea of you playing
33:29
bush. And if you
33:31
don't
33:32
respond fine, but I would just ask
33:34
you to read it one more time with the other characters
33:36
out of your head and with that character
33:38
on your plate. And then if you and if if
33:41
you don't respond, you don't respond. And
33:43
he goes, okay, I'll do that. I can
33:45
do that. I'll do that tonight. Come
33:47
tomorrow.
33:48
And so he did that.
33:50
And then I called him the next day. And
33:53
he said, Quentin,
33:57
The
33:57
shortest
33:59
sentence in
34:00
the bible
34:01
his is
34:02
Jesus wept. The
34:05
shortest sentence in Hollywood is,
34:07
I'm in. And I'm in.
34:10
Wow. Dude, that's an awesome
34:12
story. Yeah. He was a great guy. He's a great
34:14
Yeah. That's a -- Wow. -- what an incredible
34:16
get for the family members. It was it
34:18
opened up everything. It opened up everything.
34:21
I mean, you know, especially how successful
34:23
the movie ended up being overseas. Sure. That
34:25
is a direct result of
34:27
Bruce Wilson. Don't worry you dialed in.
34:29
I know you've been asked, but I don't know. How were you
34:31
dialed in on Travolta for Vincent? Why?
34:34
What? Like, how how was that clear to you? I
34:36
was just always a big man. You just always No. I I
34:38
thought it was I thought it was a damn shame that he wasn't
34:40
as a star as he as
34:42
as he used to be. Yeah. And I thought Hollywood
34:44
was full of shit, alright, for not understanding
34:47
it. And it was even one of those things where it was
34:49
like
34:53
At that time, John Gibraltar was kind of almost the epitome
34:55
of of, you know, I guess, what
34:57
you would cruelly
34:59
call it has been. Mhmm. But
35:01
then I would go out with him
35:03
and
35:03
people would lose their fucking minds.
35:06
We
35:06
would walk in we walk down this street
35:08
and people like, you know, drive down the road. Hey, Chadi.
35:11
Hey, Pomparito. You know, they would just, like,
35:13
screenshot at him all the time as he as
35:15
we're walking down like La Cienega or
35:17
something. Yeah. I I took him
35:19
to, like, at De Bevix. because, like, oh, this
35:21
is kind of as close to jackrabbit
35:24
slims kind of places that exist. So you just
35:26
get an idea of what these weird places
35:29
or at least fifty with these weird fifty joints
35:31
or like. And I take them in there,
35:33
oh, restaurant just lost their fucking mind.
35:35
They actually had to put us into another
35:38
section of the restaurant, keep everybody away.
35:40
Yeah. And then even, like, walking outside,
35:42
like, some
35:43
tourist family were, like, God.
35:45
Just was it was crazy. I
35:47
know. It was just like,
35:50
this guy's a superstar. It's only stupid
35:52
Hollywood who doesn't realize it. Yeah.
35:54
The public absolutely thinks
35:57
he's a start. Just put him in something we're
35:59
seeing and they'll
35:59
go. Wow. So you I mean, that's incredible
36:02
that you -- Mhmm. -- could see it. Alright.
36:05
This is one where I I love
36:07
this these these two little details
36:09
in the scene. And I wonder if there was an
36:11
origin for this, and that is in in
36:13
glorious basterds. Mhmm. There's
36:16
there's
36:16
this character who
36:18
he has he's I think he's supposed to
36:20
be English and he has German parents. Yeah. Yeah.
36:23
So he speaks fluent German,
36:25
albeit with a subtle accent.
36:27
And the reason I think that this resonates
36:29
so much with me -- Mhmm. -- is when you have
36:32
a foreign parent -- Mhmm. -- your
36:34
ear gets tuned -- Mhmm.
36:36
-- to these little details about
36:39
accents. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. That that
36:41
people with an untrained ear don't,
36:43
like, even, like, if you if you don't have a like in line
36:45
of words, if you're American, you speak English.
36:47
You can hear somebody speak English -- Mhmm. -- and
36:50
go, like, where are you from? Like, I have a friend -- Mhmm.
36:52
-- you know, who he he
36:54
can one one of the first times we spoke
36:56
when I met him -- Mhmm. -- because he's Michael,
36:59
and we're we're
37:00
talking, and I was like, where are you from? And he says
37:03
he says, like, you know, Washington and then I'm
37:05
like, you're from Washington. You get your accent.
37:08
so strange. Mhmm. He's like,
37:09
well, I was born in Estonia. When I came
37:11
over, I was ten. I was like, well, yeah, man. That's
37:13
why I'm gonna talk in there. Yeah. I go that's why
37:15
you don't know that your accent's fucking weird
37:17
as fuck. You talk. Yeah. So
37:20
in the movie, what what yeah. I don't
37:22
think don't think Archie Hiccups
37:24
act accent is weird. No. No. It's not.
37:26
It's not it's just not as dramatic
37:29
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37:31
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what I know is as a a
39:14
child of a foreign parent -- Yeah. -- is that
39:16
you really get dialed so, like, my mother
39:18
speaks Spanish. Right? She's a Peru. And
39:20
then you grow up and you start to note
39:22
some like, your ear gets tuned to people
39:25
speaking Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. Right? You can start going
39:27
you start identifying It's a difference. No. Yeah. Exactly.
39:29
The difference between Argentina -- Absolutely.
39:31
-- road that I'm between Mexico and
39:34
Spain. Yeah. And then you can
39:36
start to note how
39:39
children of those --
39:41
Yeah. -- parents, how how
39:43
good the child's Spanish in
39:45
other words, in my case, Spanish is. So you're really
39:47
like, oh, yours is really
39:49
off. Yours is really good. But then
39:51
your ear can pick up on just like the slightest
39:53
little detail. Yeah. And that theme
39:55
of that scene, like, that it drives
39:58
it, fascinated me. I was like, oh, this
40:00
is like this is something I felt very
40:02
much like I related to. And I was wondering
40:04
if the origin of it or what that
40:06
was for you. Like, why you dialed in
40:08
on the fact that Well, it's just that's just
40:10
the reality of what would the case would
40:12
be, but where I came up with that concept. of
40:15
that scene in the first place was
40:19
I've
40:19
seen a ton of
40:21
World War two
40:24
cloak and daggery kind of movies
40:26
where some
40:30
the we always
40:31
see them where, like, a a couple Americans
40:33
that speak German. Uh-huh. And speak apparently,
40:36
speak German perfectly. Yes. Alright. and
40:38
they put on Nazi uniforms and they go
40:40
to they go to Nazi restaurants and
40:42
they go to Nazi bars and they're able to
40:44
hang out at general generals
40:47
shut shuthoes with other generals and -- Yeah. --
40:49
and -- Completely -- -- good time. -- completely pass
40:51
themselves off. No worries. And we see that
40:53
in dirty dozen. with
40:56
Lee Marvin and and and Charles Bronson dressed
40:58
up as officers go to that chateau
41:00
where all the other generals are hanging out. And
41:02
it's also you
41:04
know, really played a big and where Eagles dare.
41:06
because memory like Clinique Wood and and
41:09
Richard Burton are all dressed up as Nazi
41:11
officers and they're just sub
41:14
you know, kicking it in German and and
41:16
and selling everything. Now, naturally, them
41:19
being American movies, nobody's speaking
41:21
German. Alright? They're all speaking English and we're supposed
41:23
to just know. Mhmm. They're
41:25
speaking German. And
41:28
and so what
41:30
should be
41:32
the most
41:35
greatest element of suspense can
41:38
they pull off the Germans? Yes. Inside
41:40
of a room full of motherfucking Nazi.
41:43
It's so great. Doesn't exist at
41:45
all in these movies. Yeah. Well,
41:48
English is German and, of course, I can speak
41:50
English and that naturally there's
41:52
never an issue about their accent.
41:55
But then to not you know, but then
41:57
to do it, you know, not with a German actor,
41:59
but with a guy doing German
42:02
-- Yes. -- you know, and then pulling it
42:04
off or not pulling it off. Now That's a whole
42:06
element of suspense that I've never seen
42:08
played out in a movie before. So even though
42:10
I've seen that scene, like, seemingly
42:12
a hundred times. Sure. I
42:14
I love. I love that because I think it's
42:16
such an original take. And it
42:18
also, like, you know, you
42:20
you you you get it. The the other by the way,
42:23
this is not related to, but this is related to
42:25
accents and in your films in
42:29
and kill Bill -- Mhmm. -- when you have Michael
42:31
Parks playing Esteban. Yeah. Yeah.
42:33
Yeah. I did not know that
42:35
that wasn't a Mexican guy. Uh-huh.
42:38
I mean, he he was terrific.
42:40
But, like, I I
42:42
appreciate it so much -- Mhmm. -- as an as
42:45
an audience member. Yeah. Yeah. Watching this
42:47
guy speak and you're like, oh, I
42:49
wonder what Mexican guy this is. Yeah.
42:51
After he's like, so And then you realize And then King
42:53
Pronson. Man, it's
42:55
crazy because It also takes
42:57
me out of other movies -- Mhmm.
42:59
-- when you have somebody
43:02
half assing the accent? Yeah. Yeah. Right
43:04
on. You know what? I'm like, yo, man.
43:06
This is terrible. Like, it
43:08
ruins the sea, it ruins the whole dialogue. I mean,
43:10
I was watching, what was it? How's it going?
43:13
I was like, They're like, dude.
43:15
I'm me. I haven't seen it. So I'm not making
43:17
fun of that movie, but it's dog shit. But he
43:19
he but, like, the actors
43:22
are like, mean, they're all big actors, but they're going
43:24
like it. I am I I want these
43:26
to work out. I'm dead. Are you sick? And,
43:28
like, it's it's in the same scene. You're just
43:30
like, yo, man. You just drop the ax sense.
43:32
Well, they do. Yeah. You're just it's like
43:34
the whole accent just dropped. I don't know. Parks
43:37
was unbelievable in that part. Well,
43:39
that's an actually an interesting story about how that came
43:41
about because, you know, Michael Park is actually one of my favorite
43:43
actors. And I already cashed him in the
43:45
movie. He was, you know, placed the Texas
43:47
Ranger. Yeah. Yeah. And So
43:51
we always have a big, you know,
43:53
a big day in our movies is
43:56
when I have the the script reading. We
43:58
all get together. The the actors have been
44:00
cast. We're getting ready to start production maybe in a
44:02
couple of weeks. And then we get together
44:04
with the actors, and we just all sit around
44:07
the table. and read the script. Mhmm. And
44:09
that's a very very important day for me because
44:11
that's like the closest to me actually seeing the
44:13
movie finished before I start shooting
44:15
the movie because you get get an I'll get
44:18
it. You know, you you you know, the first time I heard the
44:20
heard the script with the actors that they're gonna play
44:22
the roles, all kinda doing
44:24
the thing, I get a sense of the movie.
44:26
And and
44:29
so the thing is you have a bunch of actors
44:32
and maybe not everybody is there.
44:34
So, like, oh, hey, you take this role. Hey,
44:37
you read this one. Mhmm. And
44:39
I had actually had cast Ricardo
44:42
Montibon. to play Esteban. To
44:44
play Esteban. And and
44:47
he couldn't make it. So
44:49
though So
44:51
when so Michael was Eric
44:53
because he was playing the Texas Rangers. So he
44:55
did the Texas Rangers overall. And then
44:57
I threw something else at him and threw something
44:59
else at him. and then I
45:01
go, hey, Mike, would you take would you play Esteban?
45:04
Because, yeah, sure.
45:07
And
45:07
he did such
45:09
a fantastic
45:11
esteban. At this table read? Yeah. At this table
45:13
read. It was
45:15
you know, it just
45:18
stole the show. It
45:19
was just great. And there also
45:21
is this aspect
45:23
as wonderful as an actor as Michael
45:25
Parks is,
45:27
He was always cast inside
45:28
of his own persona -- Mhmm. --
45:30
to one degree night. You can take your own persona
45:33
a zillion different ways. but he was never
45:35
cast to be somebody completely different.
45:37
I mean, like a complete other type of humanity
45:40
-- Mhmm. -- than who he was and talk in
45:42
a completely different way than the way he
45:44
talked. but here he was doing it.
45:46
And I always knew he was a fantastic actor
45:49
that that would be This could be fantastic. This
45:51
he's never been he's never been given an opportunity
45:53
to do a character or like this. Yeah. So
45:56
we paid off Ricardo Montemont,
45:59
and I I cast Michael instead.
46:01
God, that's gotta suck to get that call. That's
46:03
gotta That's a little better Well, as that should have been
46:05
at the fucking table, it should have been there.
46:07
You know, if we get some place better to be, then,
46:09
well, we have some place better to be too. And
46:12
it's with Michael Parks motherfucker. Yeah. Michael
46:15
Parks. Yeah. Michael Parks wasn't too busy.
46:17
There you go. I
46:19
worked I worked on a movie
46:21
where I think it was like, was it the
46:23
hair guy? I mean, I love hair, but I was in
46:25
the hair chair or something. Mhmm. And he was
46:28
I think he had done all he had been on all your films
46:30
at that point. And so I was like,
46:32
how would he like to work on a point of the films? He goes,
46:34
he loves to shoot man. He loves to shoot.
46:37
He said you guys were down, I think, shooting that
46:39
for months longer. Which one? The I
46:41
think the kill bill, whatever you filmed in Mexico Okay.
46:44
Yeah. Yeah. But you but you don't really like to
46:46
shoot, but you like to shoot you shoot film, you still do
46:48
Yeah. And does anybody else do that? But,
46:51
yeah, Christopher Nolan does, you know.
46:53
But it's just a handful. Right? Yeah. It is it
46:55
is a handful. Yeah. Sounds like a handful of the
46:57
highest levels. Yes. Exactly. It's handful
46:59
of the best. So the best so the
47:01
best guys. Shoot on film. Yeah.
47:04
That scene also by the oh, the other coolest
47:06
fuck thing about the past you've seen is the three things.
47:09
Yeah. It's such a cool little detail. Mhmm.
47:11
That just did it just come about something
47:13
you knew you'd seen No. I'd I'd heard I'd heard
47:15
about it. Ryan, go hey, well, that that's
47:17
terrific. And it was actually
47:19
really funny because one of my
47:22
makeup gals is
47:25
She's from Iceland and Heva. Mhmm.
47:27
And she's been working with me for
47:29
for got almost twenty
47:31
years now. Anyway, so she's reading
47:33
the script. she got sent script and she's reading
47:35
it. And she reads the
47:38
whole thing -- Mhmm. -- and she's like, you
47:40
know, so she's from Iceland. So, yeah, they do it
47:42
like this. Mhmm. Right? and she's
47:44
like, what the fuck is he talking about?
47:46
And I don't get that. You know, so she
47:49
she goes to her husband who's American. She goes,
47:51
hold
47:51
up three fingers. And
47:53
he goes like, fuck, he's right.
47:56
Yeah. Yeah. You it's it's
47:58
so distinct. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's something you
48:00
never really think about. Yeah. It's something you never
48:02
think until somebody points it out. It's such
48:05
a cool thing. When
48:07
you like, there's a when
48:09
you what's the the
48:11
top gun is gay? Yeah. Yeah.
48:13
Yeah. With that from a sick woman. Yeah. Yeah.
48:15
You wrote that. Yeah. Well, and me
48:17
and my my buddy,
48:19
Roger Avery, kinda I think Roger
48:22
came up Roger did, I don't think. Roger
48:24
did come up with it first. Mhmm. But
48:26
but back when we are video archives, it's
48:28
like we worked on it. We we we turned
48:30
in a new routine. It's just because
48:33
we did it at at compartments. We did it
48:35
at parties. We did it at and gatherings.
48:37
It was just this routine that It feels
48:40
like stand it feels like stand up. It was a
48:42
whole routine that we did together.
48:44
then that I get I
48:47
I was doing a cameo in this fun little movie
48:49
that I was doing, and I was just told to pretty
48:51
much improvise something. Okay. Well, I
48:53
had that routine ready to go. Oh my
48:56
goodness. I just, like, did it and, like,
48:58
that became a thing. Dude, it's it's so good.
49:00
I mean, it it reminded
49:02
me in a way of of in in
49:04
in reservoir dogs when you go on about, like, a
49:06
virgin? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same Yeah. It's it's in the
49:08
same it's in the same thing. the same end, and it
49:10
feels like, you know, as, like, a standup, you go, like,
49:12
oh, this feels like a Yeah. -- a
49:14
good bit, a good way. Yeah. It's a good way. No. That would that
49:16
would definitely be part of my five minutes. Yeah.
49:20
Building up that good five minutes, you
49:22
crush with that. You crush. I
49:25
know this is probably I mean, I don't know if this
49:27
is
49:28
tired topic to you, but, you know,
49:30
like, it it
49:31
there's so much made about, like,
49:34
race when you when you every
49:36
time I get if I go pitch now -- Mhmm. --
49:38
do you know they're, like, who's
49:40
his character? And you're, like, that's the friend.
49:43
They're, like, is are they Indian or
49:45
something? And you're like, I I mean, I don't know.
49:47
Sure. Should they be? Mhmm. And they're like, it would
49:49
be better. And you're like,
49:51
okay. And it it feels like it's so
49:54
forced -- Yeah. Yeah. -- in in the into
49:57
these conversations. Well,
49:59
that's but that's not even new. I mean, there is
50:01
the thing about equity watch what was it.
50:04
think you got mail. Think if you got mail.
50:06
Alright. So That's the Tom Hanks.
50:08
Yeah. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan movie. And
50:10
he's, like, sort of, like, the the
50:14
vice president of, like, Barnes and
50:16
Noble -- Uh-huh. -- or something like that. But
50:19
his best friend is Dave Chapelle. Yeah.
50:21
Yeah. Good. Where's the world? Where
50:24
the vice president of Barnes and Noble's
50:26
best friend is Dave Chappell. Yeah. Yeah.
50:29
It's it's it's and that's what makes But it's
50:31
almost, like, back to that studio guy
50:33
being, like, well, I feel better. Yeah. No. It is.
50:36
It's exactly what that is. Yeah. Okay. For different
50:38
reasons. Right. But this this yeah. But
50:40
it still is a thing today where even when you like
50:42
I said, every time I've gone into pitch something
50:44
-- Mhmm. -- they're like, what? Like,
50:47
So this this person's Latin, and this
50:49
is Asian, and they're like, they're great. Now
50:51
we're good to go, and you're like, no. Yeah. Like, that's Well, I
50:53
have to play that bullshit. No. You don't have to do that
50:56
shit. you feel
50:58
like any of I mean,
51:00
I have a, you know, I'm
51:02
actually quite known for writing my black characters.
51:04
Alright? But I'm not gonna you know, but it's like, well, no,
51:06
if wanted him to be black, I would have made him black.
51:08
If I wanted him to be Mexican, I would have made the character
51:11
Mexico. Did you get pushed back back then, though,
51:13
about no. No. No. And and
51:16
was was a were studio was it reset you
51:18
already obviously a huge success with Django,
51:20
but was that were they, like, this too much? just
51:22
too crazy. No. The studios were lined up. They
51:24
all wanted to Oh, they were fighting. They were fighting for
51:26
it. Fighting for it. It wasn't it wasn't too No.
51:29
No. They were they were fighting. They were fighting to
51:31
get it. Wow. That's pretty rad.
51:34
One thing I wanted to ask you too is that so
51:36
I'm my favorite genre of
51:39
films to watch. Like, if you
51:41
if, like, if we walk to a this the
51:43
theater and, like, just ten movies
51:46
out, I'm always drawn towards thrillers.
51:47
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's just what I enjoy the most.
51:50
It's like my my wife
51:52
too. Yeah. She doesn't like horror movies. She
51:54
loves thrillers. Love thrillers. what
51:57
is, like, a Quentin recommended,
51:59
you know, couple
52:01
thrillers out of because I'm imagining
52:03
I have definitely not seen everything you've seen.
52:06
that you would Oh, if you're gonna try and have me pick
52:08
something that's, like, that's completely off
52:11
the beaten track. Sure. Okay.
52:15
I got one. Okay. Alright. I
52:18
mean, when you say that to me a thriller,
52:21
you like, the first thing is to come to my mind or send,
52:23
like, dressed to kill or fatal attraction. and or
52:25
something like that. But
52:27
a cool one that's off the that you might not
52:29
have seen, that's a that's really good. And
52:31
it actually starts an actor. I I don't like at
52:33
all, but he's pretty good in this movie. Uh-uh.
52:36
Yes. Is AAA
52:39
film directed by Curtis Hanson who later did
52:42
LA confidential. Uh-huh. called bedroom
52:45
window. The bedroom window. Yeah. I was,
52:47
like, in the late eighties, it was done. It
52:49
was done for deal Dino De la Renta is
52:51
a company, DEG, the the same company that
52:53
did blue
52:55
velvet and raw deal and things like that.
52:58
And it's a kind of a pitch cocky and
53:00
rear window kind of redo.
53:03
and it's with Steve
53:05
Gootenberg and Elizabeth McGuburn
53:07
who's fantastic in the movie. She steals the movie, but
53:09
also Isabel Hubert, who's who's wonderful in
53:11
it too. Walee Shawn has a magnificent
53:14
cameo in it that just brings the house down.
53:16
It's a really, really fun thriller.
53:18
Okay. He had done it's very hitchcock
53:21
It's it's meant to be like a hitchcock
53:23
comp. Were you a big hitchcock guy? I'm not a hitchcock
53:25
fan. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Tell tell me because
53:27
I would imagine I I think you you talk
53:29
to most people who go, like, cinema is everything
53:32
that he's like, you know, he's one of the I'm one
53:34
of the greatest directors who ever lived. I'm
53:36
not I think he was
53:38
held back by the times that he
53:40
worked. III think his movies I
53:44
normally don't like the third acts. appears movies.
53:46
Now some of them I do. Well, teenagers on
53:48
a train has a magnificent third act. The fact
53:50
of thrillers is the like, well, alpha,
53:53
but, like, especially thrillers. Yeah. But I
53:55
do think that they are they all have they all
53:57
oftentimes oftentimes, this is just my opinion. They
53:59
oftentimes, they they they peter out,
54:01
and he's not quite able to end them,
54:03
like, you know, the way I think he would
54:05
of if if he was coming if he was if
54:07
he was the age he was in the fifties,
54:10
in the seventies, I think his his
54:12
I would I would appreciate his films more.
54:16
I think the you know, he's held back by the hays code.
54:18
I think he was really truly
54:20
held back by the Hayesco.
54:22
Now at the same time, he
54:24
was a clever little bugger. Alright? So
54:26
because he he could use
54:28
the hays code against their own selves
54:30
from time to time. One
54:33
of my actually favorite Hitchcock endings
54:36
seems to be a
54:38
compromise
54:40
forced on him, but then he
54:42
subverts the compromise. There's AAA
54:45
an expression in Hebrew called Fook la Fook,
54:47
which means like a reverse on a reverse. And he kinda
54:49
does a Fook la Fook at the end of the movie's
54:51
suspicion. if you've ever seen suspicion as
54:53
with Carrie Grant and Joan Fontaine, and the
54:55
whole idea is Joan Fontaine is thinking
54:58
she's married this CAD played by
55:00
by Kerry Grant. And little by little, she starts thinking
55:02
that maybe he's trying to kill her. Mhmm. And
55:06
little by little, we're thinking, oh, He's
55:08
trying to fucking kill her. Uh-huh. And
55:11
so it's going on, it's going on, it's going
55:13
on, it's going on, and Well,
55:15
naturally, in the original script. Yes. Of course,
55:17
he was trying to fucking kill her. But then the
55:19
Hayes goes, no. No. We can't do that. You
55:21
can't have Kerry
55:24
Grant actually
55:27
be a killer. Uh-huh. So at the
55:29
end, it has to be explained
55:31
that she was wrong. That
55:34
that no. No. He wasn't
55:36
trying to do it. It just it it looks suspicious,
55:39
but no. It's just She's wrong. She's
55:41
wrong. He he he wasn't trying to kill her at all.
55:43
So that plays out.
55:45
That plays out and, like, it looks like, you know,
55:47
he's taking her to the these the cliffs
55:49
of Dover to throw her off. And
55:51
then she confronts him. You're trying to call me?
55:53
Here we go. Yeah. What are you talking
55:56
about on much one kill you. Yeah. Yeah.
55:58
But you did this? Bam, well,
55:59
here's the reason why I did this, you know. But
56:02
And it's plausible. Yeah. It wasn't. More
56:04
I don't buy it. Yeah. I
56:06
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You know, they're trying to talk themselves out
57:50
of the corner that they painted themselves in. I find
57:52
it completely unconvincing. Mhmm. Alright?
57:55
But she doesn't. And
57:58
the bogey seems to wrap up. and
58:00
then they get in the car and they drive
58:02
home so apparently everything's fine. And
58:04
Hitchcock ends it with this
58:06
shot like, they're driving a roadster, some convertible
58:09
roadster. Hitchcock ends it with this shot
58:11
behind them. And he's driving, and she's
58:13
in the passenger seat, and, like, everything
58:15
seems okay. And
58:16
in this really creepy
58:19
way, Carrie
58:20
Grant puts his arm around, like,
58:22
oh, shit. He's
58:24
gonna kill her. Yeah. He's just talked
58:26
he's just talked his way out of it. Oh, no. Alright. He's
58:28
just talking to me. Once he gets her home, he's gonna
58:30
fucking kill her. No.
58:33
They don't. say that. Right. Right. But
58:35
it's kind of implied by the creepiness
58:38
of the last shot. I'm gonna watch this tonight.
58:40
Oh, yeah. It's it's a good movie. It's really good. Inspicion.
58:42
Inspicion. man. I'd
58:45
love to do that to And he's fantastic.
58:47
And Kerry Grant made a great villain. He
58:49
should have played villains more. He's he's
58:51
a magnificent villain. Yeah.
58:53
He that many did so many films
58:55
together. Yeah. Look, he did like a Yeah. He did a lot
58:57
of them. Yeah. So a
58:59
lot of them made about I know
59:02
you're gonna you're gonna continue writing. Right? You
59:04
like you enjoy writing. Yeah. But you're still
59:06
always enjoying We always enjoy writing, but I'm saying
59:08
you're gonna write more But you're
59:10
still you already did one more film? Yeah. I got one more.
59:12
Yeah. Written yet or No. No. haven't
59:14
even thought about it yet. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Man,
59:16
I just finished the book. I know. I
59:19
know. But that's so exciting that you're
59:21
gonna do one more. Yeah. I think it's yeah. It'd
59:23
be fun. No. Okay. Mhmm.
59:27
So you'll just take your gem,
59:29
like, the the the sorry, the the the the
59:31
little idea,
59:34
seed, and
59:35
just sit down with your pad,
59:37
get to it. How long does a movie take
59:39
to pour out of you normally? No. I don't know.
59:41
Well, I just have to come up one I have to be
59:43
ready to make another movie. Yeah. You know?
59:45
And then I have to have a neat idea. And
59:47
then, you know, and and
59:49
I'm not in any hurry to make my last movie. I'm
59:52
gonna check-in Sure. Sure. So,
59:55
you know, so whenever that idea
59:57
comes up, you know, I'll probably
1:00:00
start running it. Like I said, I'm in no hurry
1:00:02
on in in that regard, especially right
1:00:04
now because I don't even know what I'd be writing it
1:00:06
for. I didn't even, you know, do
1:00:09
movies the way I have always known them.
1:00:11
Do they even exist right now? I think that
1:00:13
remains to be seen. Sure. And so
1:00:15
I I kinda would like to know what
1:00:18
I'm writing it for. What's going
1:00:20
on? What what is the deal? There's this
1:00:22
theme that has happened occurred in
1:00:24
a a few of your last few films
1:00:26
-- Mhmm. -- which is kind of
1:00:28
a fantasy revenge
1:00:31
endings Uh-huh. -- right? Because in glorious
1:00:33
bachelors has it. Uh-huh. Jango has
1:00:35
this, like, revisionist. Provisionist is his versionist.
1:00:37
Sure. Sure. And then once upon a time Yeah. Three
1:00:40
of them have it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a sort of my
1:00:42
that's sort of my Your revenge trilogy?
1:00:44
Oh, no. My revenge trilogy. My my revision is history
1:00:46
trilogy. Okay. Okay. But, like,
1:00:48
do you do you feel like that's something
1:00:51
that you would be drawn to still or Well, since
1:00:53
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you, the next one, I
1:00:55
don't I don't have an answer for that, but I don't think
1:00:57
I would do that for the last 1II think like I
1:00:59
said, I think I had I had no problem
1:01:01
doing it with of the Manson one because
1:01:04
I was just like, well, that's my
1:01:06
that's my revisionist history trilogy. Yeah.
1:01:08
So I think, you know, that's that's that's that. And
1:01:11
then you picked is ten for you, like, a special
1:01:13
like, you know, people some people have these
1:01:15
numbers that they like, you this would be your tenth
1:01:17
film. Yeah. Is it ten for or just you just
1:01:19
feel like one more is all you wanna do.
1:01:22
Well, I think ten is a good number. Okay. So it
1:01:24
is I think ten yeah. Also,
1:01:26
I'm at that point where I think, okay, it's
1:01:28
ready to bow
1:01:33
bow off the stage. Leave him wanting more.
1:01:35
Mhmm. Alright? don't
1:01:37
make any left handed movies. Don't make any movies for
1:01:39
the wrong reason. Don't don't muddy up
1:01:42
muddy up my thermography with a bunch of
1:01:45
out of touch old man movies. Is that hard to do
1:01:47
though? What? Is that hard to do to
1:01:49
to to say that, like, you know what I mean? To go,
1:01:51
like, I mean, I imagine
1:01:54
as a filmmaker, lot of them you go, I'm just
1:01:56
gonna keep making movies forever, you know, like Well, I think
1:01:58
that's what most of them wanna do. Yeah. But
1:02:00
is it hard? What to
1:02:02
make movies forever? To no. To say
1:02:04
to have the perspective of, like,
1:02:07
one more and then it's a great catalog.
1:02:10
and I walk away, is it hard to
1:02:12
leave it? No. I I well, I
1:02:14
don't think so. I mean, because I've
1:02:18
I've
1:02:18
done everything I wanted to do. Okay?
1:02:20
I've done everything I wanted to do. I mean,
1:02:23
I've had just an
1:02:26
amazing career. I've had
1:02:29
amazing amount of luck, amazing good fortune.
1:02:33
And
1:02:34
I had no idea that the audience would
1:02:37
in fact, if I had to guess, I would guess that the audience
1:02:39
wouldn't have accepted my movies, really.
1:02:42
And then ended up not being the case. and
1:02:45
and I've been able to work at
1:02:47
in this business at the highest
1:02:49
level
1:02:51
at the highest level a a director can
1:02:54
can can work. And
1:02:57
I
1:02:57
wanna leave
1:02:59
at that high level. Mhmm.
1:03:01
And, you know, I want I wanna leave
1:03:03
where a new Quentin Tarantino
1:03:05
movie coming out is an event.
1:03:07
Mhmm.
1:03:07
and
1:03:08
the people who like my stuff and who follow
1:03:10
my stuff and even that, like, no. They
1:03:12
wanna see it. They wanna see it opening night. Right.
1:03:15
And I don't wanna just be that oh,
1:03:17
yeah. I remember I remember when I
1:03:19
was so into him. Yeah. I remember when I
1:03:21
was so passionate. I remember when I had that shit on my
1:03:23
wall. Yeah. You know, I remember all that many five
1:03:25
years ago. Yeah. Exactly. You know?
1:03:27
And I mean, you know, not I mean, look,
1:03:29
he's fun and everything. You know, but he's an old
1:03:31
man and he's not the same thing. Yeah.
1:03:34
The And he's out of touch and and
1:03:37
he has no idea who the new filmmakers are. He has no
1:03:39
idea the new movies are at. Now he's just doing
1:03:41
his own thing. Would you continue to produce himself
1:03:43
though? Or I don't like producing.
1:03:45
I'm not AII if I'm if I'm not
1:03:47
making a movie, I don't wanna fucking make a movie. Okay.
1:03:50
Alright. No. Yeah. I wanna, like yeah. I'm
1:03:54
making movies are hard work. If I'm not making it
1:03:56
for me, I'm not interested. So it would
1:03:58
really be back to, like, right Well,
1:04:00
look, I could do TV show or something like that. Oh,
1:04:02
okay. Yeah. I could do a TV show. That that
1:04:04
that would be different. You know, I
1:04:06
could do that. Get ready to
1:04:08
back up a Brink's truck for Quentin. I
1:04:12
mean, these checks are big. These fucking
1:04:14
days, dude. Holy shit.
1:04:16
You just put the failure agents are jerking off
1:04:18
right now in the other room. They were
1:04:20
like, he does. Yeah. Well,
1:04:23
I'll say one thing. Okay. I'll I'll I'll let something out
1:04:25
of the bag right now. I won't
1:04:27
say anything about what it is or whatever,
1:04:29
but I have written a TV
1:04:31
show. I've written eight episodes. Alright.
1:04:34
I've a limited series. I've written all eight
1:04:36
episodes. I direct all eight episodes. I
1:04:38
need to do a polish on it. But, you
1:04:40
know, that might be what I, like, start
1:04:43
setting up next year.
1:04:44
Dude, can
1:04:46
I just can I read, please? Can I just get
1:04:48
a can I read for you? Oh, yeah. Sure. Okay.
1:04:50
Hey, he's It's on camera. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure.
1:04:52
And you signed a you don't realize what you signed me.
1:04:54
Yeah. Dude,
1:04:58
you have a fucking eight episode limited series.
1:05:00
Yeah. Yeah. That's so exciting. and
1:05:02
it has not you have not sent it. No. No. No.
1:05:04
No. No. I'd like my agents my my agents
1:05:07
read it and, like, a a couple of people
1:05:09
be working online as produced. They're the only ones I've read
1:05:11
This is breaking news. Yeah. It is breaking news.
1:05:13
Holy shit. Guys, put this shit
1:05:15
out right now. Fuck
1:05:18
man. Did it do
1:05:20
you ever like, I know this is, like, a thing that
1:05:22
when people get so successful that
1:05:25
you must be asked. But do you ever stop and
1:05:27
go, like, holy shit like,
1:05:30
your, you know, your name is a reference.
1:05:32
Yeah. You know, if, like, somebody picks
1:05:34
up a camera and goes, I'm gonna go this one.
1:05:36
Okay, Tarantino. Yeah. Yeah. Like,
1:05:39
you're a reference. Yeah. Is it a while
1:05:41
to you? It's awesome. It's it's it's amazing.
1:05:43
Look, I look, It's what I always
1:05:45
wanted. I mean, not that I and
1:05:49
I always thought I would get it.
1:05:51
If if I was able to get work at all --
1:05:53
Mhmm. That was the question. Right.
1:05:58
And that was a question I didn't know the answer
1:05:59
to. But if things were to work out,
1:06:02
I thought I would have
1:06:05
some level of
1:06:06
this success, but to actually have
1:06:08
the level of success I had and be able
1:06:10
to hold onto it. Yeah. For
1:06:14
thirty years where, you know, I came up with a lot of
1:06:16
different people, but they all kind of have
1:06:18
not all of them, but a lot of them
1:06:20
have
1:06:21
kind of fallen by the wayside,
1:06:24
not all of them. Rick Rick Linklater
1:06:26
is still out there working doing good, but
1:06:28
a lot of other people have you
1:06:31
know, I I thought we would all be
1:06:33
working together, you know, into
1:06:35
our old age, but that's just not really
1:06:38
how it works. No.
1:06:40
In in in town. Well, that's the thing that
1:06:42
think the longer that you do anything in
1:06:44
entertainment -- Mhmm. -- the more you
1:06:46
you appreciate more than anything is
1:06:49
the longevity of somebody's
1:06:51
like, when you go, you've been doing this for thirty years.
1:06:53
It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. you know,
1:06:55
at a high level. And to be yeah.
1:06:57
Well and and that's the and that's the key just
1:06:59
as far as I'm concerned, you just said the key right there
1:07:02
is to be able to work at this level.
1:07:04
Yeah. I'm not working at a lower level.
1:07:06
I'm not working at a, you know, if I wanna do
1:07:09
a four million dollar movie, that's my choice.
1:07:12
Right. I'm not reduced. doing four
1:07:14
million dollar movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:17
Yeah. By the way, you fucking I I thought about
1:07:19
you. You inspired me to do something. You
1:07:21
were a big part of the inspiration, which was I've
1:07:23
heard you say, you know, just
1:07:25
go out and go out
1:07:27
and based on and yeah.
1:07:30
So me and my friend Rami
1:07:32
Hashash, we got together -- Mhmm. --
1:07:34
and spent my own money. We shot
1:07:36
a proof of concept for a show. Oh, wow. Good
1:07:38
deal. You know? for you. So, like but, like, it I
1:07:42
would hear I I remember you saying this
1:07:44
stuff. Uh-huh. Because, like, you can just do that.
1:07:46
Yeah. You can just do that now. Let's go for it. Yeah. And
1:07:48
now you can do it. You know, before you had to
1:07:50
Okay. We gotta get a cinematographer. We gotta We're
1:07:52
gonna do a camera. We gotta cost me more way more money
1:07:54
than I ever thought I was spending my life. Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:57
But but we still did it. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. because
1:07:59
they lied to me. Yeah. How much it would
1:08:01
cost. Yeah. Now but then now you're committed.
1:08:03
Yeah. Now you're there. You're committed. Okay. Yeah. But the
1:08:05
fuck. Yeah. It's like building a house. Well,
1:08:08
I could've bought them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like
1:08:10
building house. Okay. It's gonna cost more and it's gonna
1:08:12
take way fucking longer than they
1:08:14
ever say. Yeah. Fuck it.
1:08:16
Like the money bit. Yeah. It's exactly
1:08:18
what it is. And then now you get calls about well, now
1:08:20
we gotta get more for this. And I was like, I thought that
1:08:22
was the budget, bro. Yeah. But the budget was
1:08:24
the budget. They're like, nah. Yeah.
1:08:27
Right. Not a second. But thank you
1:08:29
for helping me spend all that time. Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah.
1:08:31
I love you
1:08:33
so much in that. I
1:08:37
think we'll give you give you a hold in your backyard
1:08:39
to throw money into it. Oh, dude. It's
1:08:42
so much fun. Like, people I
1:08:44
mean, It's amazing now with technology
1:08:47
that you really can go shoot something
1:08:49
-- Yeah. -- for not a lot of money. Mhmm.
1:08:51
But if you wanna spend the money, you can. Yeah. Yeah.
1:08:53
Like, if you if you
1:08:56
look in the right places, you can spend the money.
1:08:58
I remember We
1:09:01
were working with a
1:09:02
a car guy. If we had a car,
1:09:04
we wanted to change
1:09:06
something in it -- Yeah. -- that would you
1:09:09
know, and to
1:09:12
make it operate different. I think I think we we
1:09:14
were trying to, like, take a can
1:09:17
we take this car and for the our
1:09:19
purposes in the movie, can we can we take
1:09:21
the it's a stick shift?
1:09:23
Can we make it automatic? And,
1:09:25
you know, is that is that possible? And
1:09:28
then the car guy goes, yeah, we can do
1:09:30
that. We can do that. How
1:09:32
would you do that exactly? Well, you open
1:09:34
up the hood, and then you take a
1:09:36
bunch of money and stuff
1:09:38
inside. Okay. And
1:09:43
then it works. And then it works. And now you got your
1:09:45
automatic. Yeah. That's fucking
1:09:47
cool, man. Thanks. How much? All
1:09:49
the money. That's fantastic. I think lot A
1:09:52
lot of money. All the money is
1:09:54
what it takes. Are
1:09:56
you a fan at all? Because I don't know, but
1:09:58
it's like on set with you. But
1:10:00
do you give people or
1:10:03
do you ever do improv takes with
1:10:05
with your actors? Or is it like What time to
1:10:07
time? Yeah. because I I heard and I don't I I've
1:10:09
not heard the story first hand. Heard the second
1:10:11
hand that Leo losing
1:10:14
his shit from his speech. Yeah. What what happened
1:10:16
there was I I knew I wanted
1:10:18
to have that scene, but
1:10:20
I didn't wanna didn't wanna write it out. I didn't
1:10:22
want it to have to be dialogue he remembered.
1:10:26
So I got Leo and I was like saying,
1:10:28
so look, here's what I wanna do. I want to
1:10:32
I want I want I want you to come
1:10:34
in, have thing fucked
1:10:36
up on set, not knowing
1:10:38
your lines, and I want you to come in the trailer
1:10:40
and have a whole mad
1:10:43
anger at yourself, the the test
1:10:45
fast, a a
1:10:47
complete tender tantrum against yourself. Mhmm.
1:10:50
and AAA hope
1:10:52
to test fest on you and just,
1:10:55
you know, just gigantic pity party where you
1:10:57
just lose your shit. Yeah. But
1:10:59
against yourself, nobody else, just you. And
1:11:01
nobody else sees it, just you.
1:11:03
And I want you to and
1:11:06
I wanted to have the randomness of an impromptu.
1:11:08
It just it just comes out of you.
1:11:11
Now, what I did do though
1:11:13
is I gave him different subjects.
1:11:16
He could rant about -- Mhmm. -- different
1:11:18
things. So, okay, well, here's a subject.
1:11:20
Here's a subject. Here's something you could
1:11:23
say. Here's something else you could say. Here's
1:11:25
something you could say. And so
1:11:27
I gave them some subjects. I gave them some bullet
1:11:30
points. and even a couple of
1:11:32
couple of pieces of lines, alright, that
1:11:34
he could go on. And and
1:11:36
he goes, great. Okay. And he was little he was
1:11:38
nervous. He was even he was, like, you know, kept but
1:11:41
it was actually very cute that he was really he
1:11:44
was nervous that day. Uh-huh. because it's not him.
1:11:46
Then he knows that. And so
1:11:48
we're shooting in this scene and I'm, like, right by the
1:11:50
camera as we're shooting. And
1:11:53
so he's doing it and we just do a few different takes and
1:11:55
it's it was great. And then from time to time,
1:11:58
if I thought he ran out of something, I could throw
1:12:00
-- Yeah. -- something his way. Okay?
1:12:02
talking
1:12:04
about that little girl. Yeah. That fucking little
1:12:06
girl looking at me. Like, dad,
1:12:08
she's judging me. Who the fuck is she to
1:12:10
judge me, man? fuck that little girl,
1:12:13
you know. And then Jim said, yeah, fuck that
1:12:15
fucking Jim Stacy just sitting
1:12:17
there looking at me, laughing
1:12:20
at me, fuck that
1:12:22
dude. That's
1:12:24
fun. It's fun to get the the
1:12:26
to be able to riff with the with
1:12:29
suggestions. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So were able to
1:12:31
give two sessions. Do you feel like by the way that
1:12:33
there's I don't know. Wait.
1:12:35
There's less movie start, like, about,
1:12:38
like, name sales tickets now.
1:12:40
No. Well, that's definitely the case. So because there's,
1:12:42
like, five -- Yeah. -- real movie stars.
1:12:44
Yeah. That's yeah. That's definitely the case. You put,
1:12:46
like, three of the You know, all in your movies.
1:12:48
Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. No. That's
1:12:52
no. I mean, that that is one of the and
1:12:54
I'm not even putting them down, frankly, to tell you the
1:12:56
truth, but that is one of the the
1:12:59
legacy of the Marvelization
1:13:03
of Hollywood movies -- Yeah. -- where
1:13:05
it's you love these movies,
1:13:07
these Marvel movies. I don't love them.
1:13:09
No. I don't I don't I don't hate them. Alright?
1:13:11
But I don't love them. Alright. I
1:13:13
mean, look, I used to collect Marvel comics
1:13:16
like crazy when I was
1:13:18
a a kid. And so there's an
1:13:20
aspect that if these movies were coming out when I was
1:13:22
in my twenties, I would totally be fucking
1:13:24
happy. Yeah. And totally love them. I mean, they
1:13:26
wouldn't be the only movies being made. They
1:13:28
would be those movies amongst other movies.
1:13:32
But, you know Yeah. No. I'm
1:13:34
almost sixty. So yeah. No. I'm not quite
1:13:36
as excited about them as Yeah. I tell you
1:13:38
the thing. I mean, for me, I don't have your
1:13:41
level of of knowledge of cinema.
1:13:43
But as a film go or somebody who
1:13:45
likes movies, I mean,
1:13:48
What's exciting about a movie -- Mhmm.
1:13:50
-- is usually some element of
1:13:53
surprise. Right? Uh-huh. And what you
1:13:55
see, what I've seen in a lot these films
1:13:57
is that it
1:13:59
is just a
1:13:59
carbon copy essentially of
1:14:01
the previous release. Like, you
1:14:04
you're never
1:14:05
taken somewhere you don't expect. Well,
1:14:07
in the film. Yeah. Well, look, I'm
1:14:09
not here to wrap up my nose. Yeah. You know,
1:14:12
so it's like, you know, I I don't have it.
1:14:14
My only act grind against
1:14:16
them is they're the only things that seem to
1:14:18
be made. Making. Yeah. And they're the only things
1:14:20
that seem to generate any kind of excitement.
1:14:23
Right. Amongst a fan base or just or
1:14:25
even, like, for the studio making them.
1:14:27
Mhmm. Alright. That's that's what they're excited about.
1:14:29
True. And, you know, so
1:14:31
it's just the fact that
1:14:34
the that
1:14:35
they are the they
1:14:37
are the entire representation. of
1:14:39
this era of movies right now. Right. And
1:14:41
there's not really much room for for anything
1:14:43
else. Yeah. That's my problem. And they do, like, billion
1:14:46
dollar box offices. I mean yeah. But
1:14:48
that is that is literally my problem.
1:14:50
It's a problem of representation. Okay?
1:14:54
But, you know, but but but
1:14:56
go back to your initial question. part
1:14:58
of the mobilization of Hollywood is yeah.
1:15:00
No. It it's the you
1:15:03
have all these actors who have become famous. playing
1:15:07
these characters. But they're
1:15:09
not movie stars. Right. Captain
1:15:11
America is the star.
1:15:13
Right. Thor. is
1:15:17
the star. I mean, I'm not
1:15:19
the first person to say that. I think that's been said a zillion
1:15:21
times, you know, but but it's like, you know, it's the
1:15:23
these these franchise characters that become
1:15:26
come a star. Personally, I mean, this is
1:15:28
my own thing. It's just that I I've gone
1:15:30
to these movies and you just go, like,
1:15:32
Yeah. It's a it's another it's
1:15:36
it's not that different from the previous film.
1:15:38
There's just new there's some new effects. Well,
1:15:40
before, though okay. You know, okay. Here's a better
1:15:42
way say it. It's like, you know, before, you
1:15:45
know,
1:15:45
even two thousand five, two thousand
1:15:48
nine or something like that. if
1:15:49
an actor stars in a
1:15:51
movie that does as good as the
1:15:54
the Marvel movies do.
1:15:56
Well, that that guy's a new star. Sure.
1:15:59
they're
1:15:59
an absolute star.
1:15:59
And that means that people dig
1:16:02
him or her. Yeah. And they like them and they
1:16:04
want to see them and stuff. And then they, you know,
1:16:07
Sandra Bullock is
1:16:08
in speed.
1:16:10
Right? Alright. And everyone, like, thought she
1:16:12
was amazing in it. Alright? She was charming as hell.
1:16:14
Everyone fell in love with her. And so, you know,
1:16:16
even she does a couple of mediocre movies
1:16:18
after that, the Nets and something else.
1:16:20
Okay. Well, people want to see it because they they they
1:16:23
were I see it in my center book. They wanna see her in something
1:16:25
else. she's good in those movies. Yeah. You
1:16:27
know, but that's not the case now. Yeah.
1:16:29
Yeah. It's not the case. No. No. We wanna see that
1:16:31
guy playing whoever?
1:16:34
Well, Marine or whatever. Yeah. Fuck
1:16:36
another one. Was
1:16:38
there anything in the last few
1:16:41
years, movie wise? that
1:16:43
you're like, I've really enjoyed this film. I've
1:16:45
seen a few things, but I didn't really wanna talk about new stuff.
1:16:47
Okay. Alright. Well, just because we're doing this
1:16:49
book. No. Because I just don't like to talk about new
1:16:51
stuff, really? Yeah. Why why the Well,
1:16:54
because I don't wanna say anything bad about it, any badies,
1:16:56
movie because that's me, like, attacking them almost like
1:16:58
an ambush, and I'm not here to cheerly for anybody
1:17:00
else's shit either. I you. have
1:17:06
no idea. Okay. Fuck
1:17:08
your movies. Alright.
1:17:11
We'll do. Quit movies only. Yeah.
1:17:16
Fuck them. You know, but that's one of the thing, though,
1:17:18
is like, you know yeah. Well, yeah. You just
1:17:20
can't talk about bad about anybody else's stuff.
1:17:22
It's unfair. And so everything is about cheerleading.
1:17:24
I'm fucking tired at cheerleading. No. Hey, man.
1:17:26
I there was There were Even
1:17:28
on my podcast. Okay.
1:17:30
We don't we're we're not choosing move
1:17:32
me and Roger on the video archive's podcast.
1:17:35
We're not choosing
1:17:37
movies that we love. We're choosing
1:17:39
often that we I'm trying to put movies some most
1:17:42
of we watch three movies, and
1:17:44
I try to have it least one of them, one movie
1:17:46
I haven't seen. So can watch a movie and
1:17:48
we'll see how I feel about it. And you'll see you'll give an
1:17:50
honest take on those. Oh, wow. Absolutely. but
1:17:52
we're not watching new shit. We're watching stuff on
1:17:54
DHS. Right. So most of those
1:17:56
guys are -- Yeah. -- not working. Yeah.
1:17:58
Who cares? Yeah. Okay.
1:17:59
It's like you know,
1:18:01
that's like this. Alright? You know? It's like, you
1:18:03
know, these movies are all over forty years
1:18:05
old. Alright. You know, I can say whatever the fuck I wanted
1:18:07
for sure. Directors are big boys. Now
1:18:10
there's reminded me of so George
1:18:12
Carlin -- Mhmm. -- he would he would bring
1:18:14
this
1:18:16
ray ah, man, this regular or whatever.
1:18:18
He's been dead a while. he would bring
1:18:20
this regular opener and
1:18:22
people were like, they
1:18:23
didn't they were like, that guy's not that great. And he
1:18:25
was like, yeah, it's not his fucking show. Yeah.
1:18:28
I don't care what you think I am.
1:18:31
I thought that was great. I mean, most guys
1:18:33
are like, oh, you know, I brought this guy. I want you
1:18:35
to and he was I don't that guy's
1:18:37
just filling time. Yeah. Right. You're here to
1:18:40
see me. Yeah. Right. Oh,
1:18:42
that's funny. Oh, yeah. So he would he's not
1:18:44
actually going out in hand picking, you
1:18:46
know, the best dude, alright, from the club
1:18:49
that he saw in Cleveland. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
1:18:51
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. he'll
1:18:53
be up there. Go ahead and get a drink
1:18:55
when he's done the real show start.
1:18:58
Yeah. Okay. So he's not he wasn't advocating
1:19:01
for some -- Yeah. -- oh, you need to check this guy out.
1:19:03
He's so funny. He was like, fuck. Well, I remember the
1:19:05
the the president would talk about that. is
1:19:07
where he'd watch he could go see
1:19:11
Don Rickels. Because with Don Rickels,
1:19:13
would would do his show he would
1:19:15
never have a comedian open
1:19:17
his show. He would always have, like, some singer that
1:19:19
you've never heard of. Some woman usually
1:19:22
go out and sing a bunch of songs. And then
1:19:24
he come out and ragged on her. Right. You know, about
1:19:26
me, you expect on Rickles to rack
1:19:28
on you. Alright. You could Okay. And if she came
1:19:30
out there, apparently, she thought she was doing a live
1:19:32
album. Rickles
1:19:36
Rickles would, you know, he would he would
1:19:38
lay into everybody. Yeah. Yeah. And so
1:19:40
you get me some of No. You laid into me a couple
1:19:42
times. Oh, did it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. good ones?
1:19:44
Oh, they're hysterical. Yeah. He was so
1:19:46
fucking funny. Yeah. And he was he was
1:19:49
with the the Dodgers one time and
1:19:51
it's fucking Dominican
1:19:53
baseball player. He comes up. He's like, how's it
1:19:56
going? How's the language treating you? Your
1:19:58
wife's still cleaning hotel rooms? Yeah. And he,
1:19:59
like, sends her on it. We'll send him on his way.
1:20:02
but I had I know somebody who
1:20:05
went
1:20:06
to
1:20:07
see him live Uh-huh. -- and they were
1:20:09
so excited and they wanted to get
1:20:11
-- Yeah. -- lit up. Right. Yeah. So
1:20:13
they put on, like, goofy glass Oh,
1:20:15
yeah. So he was pointing it in the eye and they and,
1:20:17
like, you know, buttoned up all the way.
1:20:20
Mhmm. And they kinda looked like,
1:20:22
you know, almost like special knees.
1:20:24
Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, ah, and he
1:20:26
came by and put his hand
1:20:29
on them -- Uh-huh. -- and said it's gonna be alright.
1:20:31
They get They went too far. I don't know if if
1:20:33
they went too far. So he's hired
1:20:35
hired, like, the Bill Burr. Alright. Miss Vegas,
1:20:37
I think a little bit about, like, hey. He wins Don
1:20:39
Recalls and he's, like, excited. And, like, I he kinda
1:20:42
wants to get a little bit Don't it?
1:20:45
Yeah. I know my name. I
1:20:48
was like, yes. I got one.
1:20:51
It would be so amazing. amazing to get. I mean, you
1:20:53
got it. You got lit up by him -- Yeah. -- in person?
1:20:56
Yeah. Uh-huh. At a show or no? No. No.
1:20:58
No. No. No. I just had a party. It's at an Oscar
1:21:00
thing. and it was during this
1:21:02
during the time where I
1:21:04
was having a bit of a I was doing
1:21:07
more acting and everything. and
1:21:09
that he was like, seg
1:21:13
he goes, yeah, this take comes out of the director
1:21:15
now. He's like, oh, no. No. I don't do that or
1:21:17
no. No. No. No. I'm gonna
1:21:19
start movies. Oh. But
1:21:22
not only that, the best one, though, was,
1:21:28
Talk about embarrassing. Literally,
1:21:30
one to hide under the carpet. I
1:21:33
wasn't speaking of acting, I
1:21:35
was, like, in Vegas.
1:21:37
I was acting in a movie in Vegas, and it
1:21:39
just turned out that during
1:21:41
that time Scorsese
1:21:43
was doing casino.
1:21:46
in Vegas at the time. And I think Paul Verhoven
1:21:49
was doing showgirls in Vegas that
1:21:51
they're both simultaneously taking
1:21:54
over Vegas during these movies. And so I had
1:21:56
a day off, and I'd never really met Martin's
1:21:58
Chris Eazy before. And so I got
1:21:59
an invite to
1:22:01
go visit the set -- Mhmm. --
1:22:03
of casino. So I'm gonna meet Scorsese.
1:22:05
I've I've met Daenero before, but I've never met Scorsese.
1:22:08
And now I'm gonna actually go on Scorsese sat
1:22:10
and and he knows I'm coming So
1:22:12
the whole idea is I'm gonna come for like
1:22:14
an hour before lunch or maybe
1:22:17
two hours before lunch and just kinda watch
1:22:19
him shoot and all that, and then we would have
1:22:21
lunch together. That's super excited. That's just fucking
1:22:23
good. Me. That's great. And
1:22:25
so so they're shooting at some
1:22:28
show girl area. A bunch of
1:22:30
show girls in Daenerys. And
1:22:32
so,
1:22:34
Don Rickles is in that movie, and
1:22:36
he was on set.
1:22:38
that day.
1:22:39
So
1:22:40
I'm walking okay. And I'm like,
1:22:42
I've just done pulp fiction. I've only done
1:22:45
two movies. I've meeting one of
1:22:47
my heroes for the very first
1:22:49
time I'm walking on ski season. I'm gonna have lunch
1:22:51
with them later. This is yeah.
1:22:53
This is my yeah. This is like right
1:22:56
up there with, you know, the gates of Oz --
1:22:58
Yeah. -- opening up and I'm gonna meet the wizard.
1:23:01
Yeah. So I'm walking to meet the wizard.
1:23:03
I'm walking on the set They
1:23:05
kinda see me.
1:23:07
And then Don Rickles goes,
1:23:09
Quentin,
1:23:11
thank god you're here. this
1:23:14
guy doesn't know what he's doing at all.
1:23:16
Thank god, a real director,
1:23:18
has finally showed up this cat
1:23:21
is out of it. Please say
1:23:23
this is a disaster. It's
1:23:25
a disaster. Please
1:23:27
save us from this wreckage. You
1:23:30
are a talented man. We
1:23:32
need your talent. Oh my god.
1:23:34
Okay. Now, Marty's laughing The
1:23:37
crew is laughing. Didiero's
1:23:39
laughing. I wanna hide under
1:23:42
the carpet. Yeah. Of course. It's so
1:23:44
funny. cold
1:23:47
sweat. It's so funny, though,
1:23:49
dude. That is so he fucking
1:23:51
I've told this before. So when I had I worked
1:23:53
with Norm McDonald.
1:23:57
And I'll ask him about the Rickles scene
1:23:59
in dirty work. Uh-huh. And he's
1:24:01
like, we couldn't even get We really had them for, like,
1:24:03
a few hours. Yeah. And they couldn't get
1:24:06
through the scene
1:24:08
because Rickles was
1:24:10
just making them laugh. And they're supposed
1:24:12
to stay straight. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like Uh-huh.
1:24:15
He's just busting him. firing him.
1:24:17
And, like, we got the end of the window that we have
1:24:19
them. We still don't have it. Yeah. Literally, people
1:24:21
keep doubling over. And they finally get it
1:24:24
and then they It's like two weeks later
1:24:26
he's coming back for another piece of
1:24:28
shooting. And it's it's
1:24:30
the week that Sonatra is
1:24:33
dying in the hospital. Okay. Uh-huh. So
1:24:37
Norm's like, you know, it's in
1:24:39
the news. So he's like, hey, I
1:24:41
just wanna say, like, I'm sorry about
1:24:44
Frank. Yeah. And he's Don
1:24:46
he said that Don goes, oh, yeah. Yeah.
1:24:48
I was with him yesterday in the hospital, you know,
1:24:50
and he was all But
1:24:53
he was like, oh god. So
1:24:56
even then, he's still ripping
1:24:58
on his dying breath, you know. It's
1:25:01
just you know, that great
1:25:04
that great Pat Henry joke
1:25:07
about Franklin
1:25:09
Notre. He goes, yeah, Frank's not to
1:25:11
save my life once.
1:25:14
These two mafia goons were beating the
1:25:16
fuck out of me in an alley. and the son
1:25:18
actually goes, okay, okay, boys. She's had enough.
1:25:22
So that's good too. Did
1:25:26
you III didn't get asked you
1:25:28
mentioned him. Was
1:25:30
it a I'm assuming a
1:25:32
dream to book or
1:25:35
to get De Niro for Jackie Brown?
1:25:37
No. It was wonderful. Yeah. No. It was a big
1:25:39
deal. That was also kind of a funny
1:25:41
story too as far as it
1:25:44
kinda matches almost the Bruce Willis story,
1:25:46
where I i'm
1:25:53
I
1:25:53
wrote
1:25:54
Jackie Brown and I
1:25:56
decided at some point in writing the
1:25:58
script that
1:25:59
Robert
1:25:59
Forrester would be terrific
1:26:02
as Matt Cherry. Don't forget I have Robert Forrester
1:26:04
story. Okay. Good. And
1:26:07
so So
1:26:07
while I'm still writing the the script,
1:26:09
I bumping the rubber reinforcement. We we went
1:26:12
to a same we went to coffee shop. That
1:26:13
was similar, that we went to a bunch.
1:26:16
the silver Yeah. Silver Springs. Yeah. Yeah. That's
1:26:18
right. That's where my story takes place. And so
1:26:22
so I decided
1:26:22
I'm gonna give them the part. because
1:26:25
I figure Look,
1:26:26
if I don't give This is being a big big deal
1:26:29
part. So if I don't give him the
1:26:31
part, then once I'm
1:26:33
done with it and and it gets out in the town,
1:26:36
then it's gonna be like Gene Hackman's
1:26:38
and Paul Newman's and and people like that.
1:26:40
They're will be pretty hard to say no to.
1:26:42
Right. But if I just give them
1:26:44
the part right now, I've got the
1:26:46
juice to get it through and now I can't take it back
1:26:48
because I will, you know,
1:26:50
not wouldn't be a man of my work. Yeah. So
1:26:54
so to lock myself into that decision,
1:26:56
I give it to him before I finish. writing it.
1:26:59
And so then now comes time to
1:27:01
do it.
1:27:02
And so
1:27:05
Robert
1:27:05
DeNiro reads it.
1:27:07
and he wants to and he wants
1:27:09
to be in it, but he wants to play Max. Mhmm.
1:27:12
And And
1:27:15
they go, well, you know, I've lucky
1:27:18
would be a fantastic max, but I wanna I've
1:27:20
already given that to Robert Forster, and I'm
1:27:23
man of my word, I I can't take it back. Now,
1:27:25
Daniro is very much a man of his words. So He understands
1:27:28
that. Mhmm.
1:27:28
He gets that. And
1:27:30
he's just like,
1:27:33
Yeah. Yeah. That's just
1:27:35
I'm just it's
1:27:37
just disappointing. It's
1:27:40
regretful. I
1:27:42
go, what? Well,
1:27:42
just because, you
1:27:45
know, what you were thinking about him
1:27:46
So you wrote it for him,
1:27:48
but if we had had more dinners and
1:27:51
hung hung out a little bit more than you had been
1:27:53
thinking about me, and you would have written it
1:27:55
for me. And I understand what happened, but
1:27:57
that could have been that could have been changed if
1:28:00
we had spent more time. with each other
1:28:02
before this.
1:28:04
and
1:28:06
though And so
1:28:08
he kinda kissed me the same brisewell
1:28:11
as thing. Well, think about it. Yeah.
1:28:13
Just think
1:28:14
about it for couple of days. Alright?
1:28:16
And then, you know,
1:28:18
kind of a going going gone situation. Think about
1:28:20
it for a couple of days and then let's talk again.
1:28:24
Like, you know, maybe maybe
1:28:27
Bob could play Lewis.
1:28:30
the other guy. Mhmm. And
1:28:32
so then I actually have Bob Reed Lewis,
1:28:36
alright, with me, and then Reed Max.
1:28:39
And
1:28:39
if that could work,
1:28:41
maybe that could work. But
1:28:44
it wasn't. No. Everything that made
1:28:46
him perfect for Max made him wrong.
1:28:48
for
1:28:48
Lewis. And so
1:28:52
I get on the phone with De Niro. Well,
1:28:54
I love this in person actually with De Niro.
1:28:56
and I go, yeah, you know,
1:28:58
I try III we we I explored
1:29:01
that, but, no, everything about him
1:29:03
that makes him perfect for Max makes him wrong
1:29:05
to play this
1:29:06
X combat guy. And he goes,
1:29:08
yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that. I
1:29:10
get that. Okay.
1:29:13
So tell me about this Lewis character. I
1:29:16
go, you
1:29:18
you
1:29:18
would consider playing Lewis? Yeah. It's a
1:29:20
good character. It's a good movie. I wanna be part
1:29:23
of it. It's a it's a good character. I wanted the other character.
1:29:25
But, yeah, yeah, this is a good character. I'd be happy to play
1:29:27
it. go. Well, didn't
1:29:28
let me know that before. Well, I didn't
1:29:30
wanna let you off the hook. I just wanted
1:29:32
Lewis. I wanted you you were on the hook. I
1:29:34
wanted you on the hook. Yeah. But
1:29:36
now if that ship has sailed, then let's talk
1:29:38
about Lewis. Well, and then it and then that
1:29:40
worked out. Yeah. That deal. I
1:29:43
I recognized Robert Forrester, and
1:29:45
it was a cool thing to recognize him
1:29:47
because it made me feel like I was recognizing
1:29:50
somebody kind of under the radar. Yeah.
1:29:52
Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing when you're in LA
1:29:55
where you see fucking Matt Damon
1:29:57
or something. You're like, what do you guys, Matt? No. It's like it's
1:29:59
Robert Forestry he don't strap. You own that
1:30:02
guy. So I'm going to that diner
1:30:04
and I see him there and I,
1:30:06
you know, he was he was always there.
1:30:09
Every time I was there every every day. Yeah.
1:30:11
If he wasn't on location, he was there. I would
1:30:13
see him reading a paper -- Yeah. Yeah. -- and I usually ask
1:30:15
Robert Forrester. And then one day,
1:30:17
I'm driving by
1:30:19
there, and he's stalled --
1:30:21
Uh-huh. -- in the street. Oh, holy shit. And it's
1:30:23
Super Bowl Sunday. Uh-huh. And
1:30:26
so I record I
1:30:28
I start to go by and I go, do you
1:30:30
need a jump? And he's like, yes. Mhmm.
1:30:32
And so I get out and he's very
1:30:35
nice and very thankful. Yeah. And I
1:30:37
as I'm he's like, so what do you do? You young man,
1:30:39
you know? And I go, I'm a comedian. Yeah.
1:30:41
Or if the company Yeah. I'm a man. No. I'm a comic.
1:30:43
And he's like, Are
1:30:45
you on HBO when I go? No.
1:30:47
Mm-mm.
1:30:47
I'm fucking twenty two, man. Yeah.
1:30:50
He was like Someday. Yeah. Hope someday.
1:30:53
Right? He's like, where can I see,
1:30:55
like, your stuff? And I was like, I mean,
1:30:57
I'm up there and at the at the club.
1:31:00
Potluck Thursday. I have
1:31:02
breaker shows where you I could pay
1:31:04
somebody for you to let let they'll let
1:31:06
me do stand up if I pay them. Yeah. Yeah. And
1:31:08
he's like, oh, okay. He's like, So and then he brought
1:31:10
up HBO a second. I was like, so not HBO.
1:31:13
No, man. Not fucking HBO. And
1:31:16
then I had jumped his car and that was it. No.
1:31:18
That
1:31:19
was it. No.
1:31:20
I know you gotta run, but it's
1:31:23
a real treat. Thank you for -- Oh, my pleasure. --
1:31:25
for coming, and congrats on the book. Well,
1:31:27
thank you. You said you've been ready to get for a little
1:31:29
bit. Alright. Where where are you up to now?
1:31:32
I don't know. You are talking about
1:31:34
going to you've Oh, there's a chapter.
1:31:36
Yeah. I didn't read it. I told you that.
1:31:39
I know. Boy, you were still listening. I was listening to
1:31:41
David. So you've listened to the open
1:31:44
half of the opening shifter. III
1:31:47
got it. And where where where in the
1:31:50
opening chapter, did you did
1:31:52
you arrive at did you When
1:31:55
you listen to it today for the first
1:31:57
time -- As you grow from your house --
1:31:59
No. -- to the to the studio today --
1:32:02
Not today. -- when you pulled up two days. I swear
1:32:04
to god I swear to god not today. And I'll tell
1:32:06
you where I am. You're at the movies. Okay. That's where you're
1:32:08
at in this one. You're somewhere at the movies. narrows
1:32:10
it down. Well, somewhere.
1:32:14
Oh, when I'm watching the Jim Brown movie? Yeah.
1:32:17
Sorry. Yeah. Yeah.
1:32:19
That's it. The Jim Brown movie.
1:32:21
Yeah. think it's about an idea. That's the ticket.
1:32:23
That's the seventy, something like that.
1:32:25
You're literally describing the first three pages.
1:32:30
Look man, I only go by audio. don't know
1:32:32
what pages mean. You are literally
1:32:34
describing the first three fucking pages. doesn't
1:32:37
take away from the fact that I'm a genuine fan.
1:32:39
Okay. No. No. It doesn't. And
1:32:42
I I asked good questions.
1:32:44
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. We did. Yes. You did.
1:32:47
Doesn't mean that I'm not going to fucking
1:32:49
read this. Could've
1:32:51
been a little bit more in-depth on the manuscript
1:32:53
that I'm here to talk about. But nevertheless, never less.
1:33:02
and roasted by Quinn at the end of this
1:33:04
thing. Alright.
1:33:08
I will read I
1:33:10
know I know in a film. I wrote a book too this year.
1:33:13
Can I give you copy of it? Yes, you may. Will
1:33:15
you pretend to read it? Will pretend to be.
1:33:19
as far as you know. There
1:33:22
you go. There you go.
1:33:24
Thank you, Mark. Six weeks New
1:33:26
York Times bestseller list, Let's hope this
1:33:28
makes it go back on. Okay.
1:33:32
Also, lastly,
1:33:36
a lot has been made. memes,
1:33:39
comments, you've leaned into it, you've
1:33:41
leaned out. I don't know. A lot of people have talked
1:33:43
about it. I have no idea what you're gonna
1:33:45
say. Oh, I'm gonna tell you. A lot
1:33:47
has been made of in
1:33:49
films,
1:33:51
the representation
1:33:53
of beautiful women's
1:33:55
feet action. And
1:33:56
hold on. I wanna say something. Mhmm.
1:33:59
Thank you. Okay. I
1:34:02
don't know if anyone's ever said it, but I'll say it.
1:34:05
Thank
1:34:05
you. You're welcome.
1:34:08
Tom. Tom.
1:34:11
One goes out to smile the other. Where's the
1:34:14
shirt? Tom tells stories and
1:34:16
birds sound machine. There's not
1:34:18
a chance inhaled the day. keep it clean.
1:34:20
Here's what we call. So There's
1:34:22
no cane.
1:34:25
No scripts have been a booze, amateur, pathology,
1:34:28
dirty jokes, Rochke, but no apologies.
1:34:31
here's what the call. Two bears
1:34:34
one cave.
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