This week: Shaving a Van Gough painting into your beard, Edvard Butt-munch, horse poo, force-feeding horses, old saggy balls, measuring in elbows, putting balls on your back, Dale’s weird nipple facts, Barclay's sensitive split nipple syndrome, the world’s strongest nipples, the mighty nipples, Dale becomes a knitting ninja, magic’s not real, boring things that we did this week, accidentally buying 48 bags of Quavers, Facebook is depressing, the 'knit scarves massive' crew, names that don’t sound like they should, we can cut that bit out can’t we?, Barclay’s shitty music facts, our horse ride has a fatal outcome.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.