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Hour 2: Jonas, Brady & LaVar – Brady Roast, Watson Deal & Would You Rather..?

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Tuesday, 30th April 2024
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guys gonna watch his Tom Brady roast coming

1:12

up on a Sunday. I probably

1:14

won't. I'll miss it. Yeah, I don't

1:16

think I am either. Yeah, I'm

1:18

just not sure how aggressive they're going to be with

1:21

him. I think Belichick's one of the roasters, by

1:23

the way.

1:23

I think they're gonna be really aggressive. I think so, Yes,

1:27

here's the dynamic. And

1:29

I'm not saying this it's like, oh, you know people

1:32

they don't really understand, but

1:34

I would say locker room talk

1:37

cuts like knives, man, and

1:40

that is what we're about to get

1:43

between the former players he played with

1:45

and even Bill Belichick, who

1:49

even in his team meetings. I mean, look, I've

1:51

never been in his team meetings, but I've been in a lot

1:53

of coaches who tried to mimic what those

1:55

are like, and that is not

1:58

for the fan of heart. So

2:00

I think it's gonna be spectacular

2:04

and it's gonna be rough.

2:08

Like who's the one canmed Is that Anthony jessel

2:10

Nick who talks like very like dark,

2:13

yeah, like about death and everything all the time.

2:15

A Pittsburgh guy.

2:16

Yeah. We All I'm saying is imagine

2:19

that time's eight people up there

2:21

just digging in on him the whole time.

2:23

The problem is Greg Giraldo

2:26

passed away. Look up

2:28

Greg Giraldo's roasts. The

2:31

stuff is so offensive that you cannot

2:33

believe that he that he didn't just get

2:35

assaulted, like he went after everybody from

2:37

Warren Sap to David

2:40

Hasselhoff to like no, like nobody

2:43

was untouchable. And then I think Jeff

2:45

Ross is gonna be He's always the like

2:47

the roast master, so he's gonna be kind

2:50

of leading the charge with all this. But I'm wondering

2:52

which comedians show up. Is Gillis

2:54

gonna get the call?

2:55

Didn't I say Kevin Hart was going to be a part of

2:57

it?

2:58

Kevin Hart, I'm not seeing if

3:01

Shane Gillis would be. I would imagine there'd be

3:03

some comedians that have some sort of side back to Boston,

3:05

right have they said with Mark Walberg's

3:08

a be a part of it?

3:09

I don't know.

3:10

I don't know why. I feel like he would be a surprised person to

3:12

be involved.

3:13

I could see that. Yeah, Well, listen,

3:16

the one place you're not going to see Tom Brady is

3:18

back on the field in New England. We

3:21

can assure you there was some speculation

3:23

that, you know, Brady said he would be

3:25

open to a potential return. He threw out

3:27

the Patriots, the forty nine Ers,

3:29

the Raiders, just kind of having fun, a

3:31

what if scenario if somebody needed him. The

3:34

new Patriots head coach Drod Mayle was on

3:36

The Greg Hill Show and he spoke

3:38

about the potential of Tom Brady returning

3:41

to New England.

3:41

I love Tom, and the door is always open

3:43

if he wants to come in here and coach, but sars

3:46

going on the field.

3:47

I don't know. But if he comes in here once again, going.

3:49

Back to the hey, the best player we'll

3:51

play, you got to come here and compete, and.

3:53

That he loves competition. I

3:55

doubt he's going to be walking through his doors anytime soon.

3:58

If he wanted to come back and play, the hell will you

4:00

play for the Patriots? They're

4:02

gonna be.

4:02

Doesn't even talk of like if you want to come back and coach.

4:05

It's like, why the hell we want to coach? I

4:08

mean, like for starters, he's making

4:10

thirty seven and a half million to

4:12

be on TV. Geez, so

4:15

I'm gonna pay him that maybe playing

4:18

but not coaching. I

4:20

just I don't really understand, don't

4:24

really understand if he was going to come.

4:26

Back and play. San

4:28

fran and Vegas are the

4:30

places that make sense. Like if

4:32

somebody needed him if there was an injury,

4:35

God forbid to Brock Purdy or something

4:37

like that. Those but I don't even think it's

4:39

even allowed. If he's gonna be owner

4:42

of the Raiders, that he can come back and play. So

4:44

the whole conversation was just odd. It's

4:46

not gonna happen, and call

4:48

me like, listen, maybe I'm on an island. I'm

4:51

I'm more interested in seeing what he's

4:53

like as a broadcaster than him coming back to

4:55

return as a player. I want to see how this works.

4:58

I want to see how good he's going to.

4:59

Be back to the roast. So

5:02

Belichick's gonna be a part of it? Do

5:04

you think it's more of a decision Belichick made almost

5:08

to get back at Kraft in a way? Is

5:11

Robert Kraft canna be a part of it? If

5:14

I I haven't seen anything that says Kraft will be a part of

5:16

it.

5:17

If I was Robert Kraft, I'd probably steer clear from a roast.

5:19

You know,

5:22

the problem is it's not just the guy who's getting

5:24

roasted, it's everybody else on stage and attendance.

5:27

You're also going to get it too, was

5:31

Robert Kraft and you don't want.

5:32

Any stories about the easy target.

5:36

He steps on the stage eight

5:40

on his back, it's on the front. Dang.

5:44

Yeah. But my point

5:46

is it seems like he's getting

5:48

outside the box for

5:50

Bill Belichick. He was a part of the draft coverage.

5:53

Now he's doing this. I

5:56

don't know if this is going to work out well for Robert

5:58

Craft. It's not, you know,

6:00

And in the end, he's gonna look like the

6:03

bad guy and people

6:05

were gonna forget about his role in

6:07

their success in comparison to

6:09

Tom and Bill become infamous.

6:12

Yeah, well they're just they're gonna be out there

6:15

more. Dang, he's gonna be kind of be sit back

6:17

in the shadows. But I almost wondered too, if Bill

6:19

committed to this before Robert

6:21

Kraft even could, even if he wanted to, because

6:25

now you'd think, oh, maybe they both can be

6:27

involved. But to your point, A, he'd be an easy

6:29

target and B, well, Belichick already

6:31

committed to it, So how's that interaction going

6:33

to work out? After the documentary came out, We're Craft

6:36

based, We tried to bury Belichick.

6:37

And and also the more that you that

6:40

people talk about the documentary

6:42

and the more that there's pushback on it, and even

6:44

Robert Kraft tried to say, oh, well, you know, we didn't have any

6:46

input on that, and it was like, all right, well it's Kraft

6:49

LLC. At the end of the credits each episode,

6:52

it feels did.

6:53

You they fund it? Yeah, like, and it

6:55

paid for it. If you paid for it, you

6:57

could have a saying what it's coming out on the other

6:59

side saying.

7:01

And so when when all these former players

7:03

are coming out, going, man, I don't like the way

7:05

Belichick was being represented. And it's it's

7:07

not just one or two. It's Brady,

7:10

it's Gronk, it's Devin mccordy,

7:12

it's Rodney Harrison, it's

7:14

you know, Stefan Gilmour, Like all these

7:16

guys have come out after Yeah,

7:19

like I was duped, and they're pissed

7:21

about it.

7:21

They're telling me it was one thing and it turned

7:23

out to be something else. That's what I've

7:25

heard.

7:26

And so it feels like the tables have turned

7:28

to where now you know, Belichick was he's

7:30

got to go. He's the problem. And

7:32

you know, one of the story, one of the pieces of that article

7:35

that came out from Seth Wickersham and Company was

7:37

that you know, Belichick kind

7:39

of views it as if he goes somewhere else

7:41

and has success, who does Robert Kraft

7:43

have to blame if the coach and the quarterback went

7:46

somewhere else and won and you've still got

7:48

a bag of craft for a football

7:50

team that you've had for the past few years, and

7:52

it's not I'll.

7:53

Say this when I when we

7:55

first were talking about it, I

7:57

took a stance like man

8:00

craft is craft, and in

8:03

so many ways he is craft is craft.

8:06

But the more I've listened to you

8:08

guys, and the more I've kind of dug into

8:10

it, it does seem a tad

8:12

bit curious that the

8:15

stakes are so high on every

8:17

little thing that happens, like

8:20

this is just a roast. All it should be is really

8:22

it's a roast, right, But yet

8:25

it still turns into like a politically

8:27

driven, you know, politics

8:29

between them and what's

8:31

going on, and it's like

8:34

it just seems all so calculated,

8:37

like who called for the roast

8:40

right with Tom Brady because there's

8:42

something to that, and you gotta believe it's

8:45

something to it based upon probably

8:47

that documentary coming out. I

8:50

just think that it's it's just it just seems

8:52

interesting. Now that why

8:55

would Robert Kraft put himself

8:57

You're the owner of the franchise.

9:00

Why would you ever put yourself in

9:02

a position where you've become infamous

9:05

when you've done so many great things

9:07

with two of the greatest to

9:10

ever be apart more than two, you've

9:12

done it with multiple greatest ever

9:14

of all time? Why even

9:17

why even go down that? Why let

9:19

your ego take you down

9:22

that road? It just doesn't make sense

9:24

to me.

9:24

Remember when Brear brought up the point, and

9:26

it was kind of I think we even said, you

9:28

know, that's an angle of this that we hadn't thought about,

9:31

but that Robert Kraft desperately wants

9:33

to get into the Hall of Fame, and that

9:36

there was some thought that once

9:38

that stuff came out, you know where

9:40

he went to, you know, Orchards

9:42

of Asia or whatever it's called.

9:44

And Jupiter.

9:47

It's just so good. It

9:49

really is a mess up.

9:52

It's like like if you were going to try to get out

9:54

of this one, like, hey, where where was it that

9:56

we caught these people out? It was called Orchards

9:58

of Asia, Like he can't get out of

10:00

the way at that.

10:01

He went from Robert Craft, owner

10:03

of a team that won six Super Bowls to

10:05

Bobby Orchids.

10:07

Bobby, with the flip of a switch,

10:09

had at least text messages

10:12

saying, Bob, Bobby Orchids

10:15

really really Bobby Orchids's

10:18

kind of dope.

10:19

So so I wonder

10:21

if he's almost in desperation.

10:24

Mode where he's got.

10:24

To be Bobby Orchids.

10:27

Come on, man, that's the background.

10:30

Oh my god, it

10:32

was like caricatures of Robert Craft.

10:34

Oh Man, Bobby

10:37

Orchid get a design where

10:39

I just I wonder if he's almost in desperation

10:42

mode where he's got to try and change

10:44

the narrative and the discussion about himself

10:47

because he feels like maybe time's running

10:49

out and he's got to get into the Hall of Fame. I guess

10:52

Jerry Jones getting in before him really

10:54

bothered him, like really

10:56

bothered him. And when you think about it, he's got

10:58

all the credentials, like he's got

11:00

all those super Bowl champions, he's run

11:02

a successful franchise, or he's

11:05

going in. But he's

11:08

going in.

11:08

I mean,

11:10

there's no way Robert Kraft is not

11:13

going into the NFL Hall of Fame.

11:14

He will definitely make it in. The question

11:17

is that he'd make it ahead of Mike Shanahan. And

11:19

the one thing that I think he has going for him

11:22

that voters will be cognizant

11:24

of is he is eighty two years old,

11:28

and so I think they try

11:30

they look at someone like I mean, not that you ever should

11:33

take that for granted just because Mike Shanahan's

11:36

eleven years younger. It doesn't mean that you

11:38

should surpass him because Kraft

11:40

is older. But I think there is a thought

11:42

to that, like, hey, let's let's get

11:44

an older guy in so he can be welcomed

11:47

while he's still alive instead of potentially

11:49

after his passing. So that

11:52

would be the one thought I think, because

11:54

it's really between Mike Shanahan and

11:57

Robert Kraft at this.

11:58

Point, is not why the hell would Mike shan hand

12:00

not being the Hall of Fame.

12:01

But I have no idea. It

12:03

almost like I when

12:06

Albert Preer brought brought that up, I

12:08

thought he was a part of the Hall of Fame already.

12:11

I just assumed that. I was, like, well, I looked at him, like, wait a second,

12:13

He's not a part of the Hall of Fame. It's ridiculous.

12:16

I mean, like, what other credentials do you need

12:19

from him to be like like

12:21

he's and is like how many as

12:24

far as like offensive minds

12:26

that have changed the game or revolutionized

12:29

the game, like Mike Shannan's on a list

12:31

right of guys that have that have implemented

12:34

something that has still used all these years later.

12:37

Yes, so I'm like widely used

12:39

by the leagues almost probably half the offenses.

12:42

And so you figure the Super Bowls, the Hall of

12:44

Fame players he coached, the

12:47

you know, his innovations and ideas

12:49

and stuff that he uses and still just

12:51

not in the Hall of Fame. There's no scandal, there's

12:53

no like you know, background issues

12:55

or anything like that, and for whatever reason, he's still not

12:58

in the Hall of Fame. It's just odd. So

13:00

hopefully he'll get in, and hopefully that happens soon. But

13:03

if you're if

13:05

you're a if you're Bobby

13:07

Orchids, I would steer clear of that roast on Sinco

13:09

to my oy, not a not a safe

13:11

place for you. But still might get hits.

13:15

Wherever he's sitting, he's still gonna get hit.

13:18

Like if you were if you were a professional

13:20

comic and they called you and said, hey, can

13:22

you come up with some material for us if

13:25

somebody threw that at you and said, by the way, here's

13:27

this in case you were interested. That's

13:29

the open and the close of my set. Like

13:32

I would open with Bobby Orchids, and I would close

13:34

with Bobby Orchids, and especially knowing that

13:36

Belichick and Tom Brady are there, just

13:39

to make everybody feel that much more awkward.

13:41

So we'll see how it plays out.

13:43

Makes feel awkward, I think they'd probably just

13:45

start laughing.

13:45

I think I would. Brady would probably feel

13:47

awkward, but I think Belichick would

13:50

love it. Yeah, because you

13:52

know they tried to shame him with that, you know, that

13:54

walk of shame video from Nantucket last

13:56

year. Please guy trying to have a good time

13:58

with his shirt off you God forbid

14:00

he takes home a straight Yeah.

14:01

I mean, for all we know.

14:03

Yeah, that

14:06

update on statisfy, no chance

14:08

he makes it to the end of the show.

14:09

I'll say that, Lee,

14:11

what do you think about that?

14:14

You cannot confirm nor deny?

14:16

All right? Love you buddy?

14:20

Time final like Lebron

14:22

right there? Like, what the hell did that make?

14:23

It? Was not me?

14:24

All right?

14:24

We played uh, we played

14:26

taps for Lee.

14:27

We're going to talk about Lee all off season.

14:29

Now yeah, Lee, Lee,

14:33

all right, it is too will not answer that question.

14:35

Yes, cute.

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The hell is this?

15:47

What do you mean? What is a good song man?

15:51

You've never been a jukebox hero?

15:53

No, no, it's actually never never

15:55

had.

15:57

I'd like who what banded? For the podcast

15:59

list steners if they want to find uh

16:02

this hot hit. What's the name

16:04

of this song, Lorena.

16:06

That's the name of jukebox Hero. It's

16:08

my foreigner, dude.

16:09

Come on, jeez, you

16:11

know music.

16:12

Don't act like you don't know.

16:13

I really did. I've never heard this song in my life

16:15

before. I really haven't sat

16:18

there disappointed in you. Bro. Well,

16:20

no, because I usually navigating the good song

16:22

waters, so I don't really venture over part

16:25

of the fool. That's a super sallow area for

16:27

you. That's a puddle for you.

16:29

Jonah,

16:31

goy Eddie, what's wrong?

16:34

But I didn't I've never heard this song before.

16:36

I hope you're lying.

16:38

I really have never heard this song before.

16:40

You've lost so much respect in my eyes.

16:42

Oh now I know it. Yeah,

16:47

Okay, the beginning of the song I just didn't

16:50

recognize.

16:50

But the course I recognize. I don't backpedal,

16:53

now, get it. They have ridiculed

16:55

you enough that you backpedaling it

16:58

still can't claim to be.

16:59

In the music, can not know songs like that.

17:01

I mean, it's still a bad song. But I did recognize

17:03

the chorus. I mean, let's not bury

17:05

the lead here.

17:06

Bro, you deserve every comment

17:09

they say to you on X every

17:12

sing I'm gonna start retweeting those two You should be.

17:17

You should be a better friend.

17:19

Have you seen that? LeVar? You know

17:21

my whole theory on the ones Jonas reachtweets.

17:25

He makes them up. He's got all these accounts

17:28

because it makes them more provocative. So

17:30

then it gets people to be like, oh my gosh, what's this

17:32

guy saying? For having all these people saying

17:35

these ridiculous things about it.

17:37

There were two that came through on Saturday

17:39

that I couldn't retweet because I was like, that's a bit

17:41

more Well. It was in reference

17:43

to Caleb Williams and his fingernail

17:45

polish. Yeah, you can probably

17:48

figure where that one went.

17:49

Yeah, there's a lot of people that lean pretty hard

17:51

into jonahs. But again, rightfully

17:54

so when you when you take the stance that you do half

17:56

the time, who you

17:58

shooting? Yeah,

18:02

okay, I mean here's the thing is, I

18:05

try to defend you what I can, but man,

18:07

some of those some of your takes bad.

18:09

Yeah, well, listen, you

18:12

know what do you want me to do? It

18:14

is what it is. We're just trying to figure

18:16

out whether or not we're going to have a fully

18:18

produced show all the way up until it's conclusion

18:20

here.

18:20

I'm not worried about that.

18:22

By the way, coming up in twenty minutes from now,

18:24

I can't even imagine what would you rather

18:27

lead? The lap is going to come up with it about twenty minutes

18:29

from now. I'm sure you're going to help him.

18:31

Not. Levar's witness to

18:33

that. I do not help him with anything. As far as would

18:35

you rathers go, I don't know.

18:37

I talked to Lorrena yesterday and she's like, yeah, that's

18:39

too.

18:39

I think I help a bit more on the would you rathers?

18:41

Though? Oh sure

18:44

I do, I do. That's yeah, right, like

18:46

jump right on in there.

18:47

Huh okay, all right, okay, damn,

18:51

all right, so about that, uh Leroy

18:53

Jonas, That's

18:55

fine.

18:56

I'm being surprised. It's just when

18:58

Lee goes morbid, when he's like, would you rather be

19:00

dead? Or would you rather know when

19:02

you're going to die? Or how you're going to rit?

19:04

Like classic?

19:06

Would you rather be stabbed or shot until I

19:08

don't know?

19:10

Or fall from?

19:14

I mean, which would you rather drown or fall

19:17

from a plane?

19:17

Neither?

19:18

I don't want to talk about it. You

19:21

use that not.

19:22

I think at least falling from the plane would be

19:24

more enjoyable until you hit the ground. Until

19:27

enjoyable.

19:29

Yeah, but they say

19:31

you just fall asleep and and and when

19:33

you're drowning.

19:35

I've heard, I've heard multiple.

19:38

I mean, how could you give a report? Where

19:41

was that going on a report?

19:43

Well, people have drowned and been resuscitated.

19:47

Old my old man drowned, wasitated?

19:49

Drowned?

19:50

It?

19:50

And would your old man say it was the worst

19:52

thing you ever experienced?

19:53

Ever?

19:54

Oh wow, it doesn't sound

19:56

like that. I want to be on that. Yeah. Yeah, what

19:59

about the guy that fell to the plane that hit the ground. You know,

20:03

I.

20:03

Hadn't heard from that guy. Usually

20:06

a woman too, By the way, did you hear she

20:08

she she landed on a termite

20:10

mound, and she was bitten by so many

20:12

termites that it brought

20:15

her blood. Brought her blood.

20:16

What are you talking of, dude, Let them finish,

20:19

Let them finish.

20:20

She landed on a red ant

20:23

mound.

20:25

Can you start the story from the beginning.

20:26

She was skydiving and

20:30

her parachute malfunctioned. She

20:32

landed on a termite or a

20:34

red ant mound, whatever it was. She

20:37

got bit so many times that it resuscitated

20:40

her because it shocked her system

20:42

into uh living again, And

20:45

she lived another like forty

20:47

years.

20:47

The you're gonna say, like fifteen minutes, you're

20:49

stupid. I

20:53

made it till twelve thirty.

20:55

No, it's a true story. Really,

20:57

yeah, geez

21:00

damn.

21:01

How bad were they biting her? That had woke her

21:03

up out of death? Oh, they was going after Oh my

21:05

god, I mean they

21:08

were fed. I'll tell you that. They

21:10

were like, oh my god, like, can look at

21:12

this, damn, we gotta we got a free parachute.

21:15

At God, thank

21:17

you. We got an unused parachute too. Oh

21:20

god. They

21:23

went to work on her, woke

21:26

her up.

21:28

I've been bitten by I've been bitten

21:30

by red ants before fire and oh

21:32

bro, that is like,

21:35

I feel like I.

21:36

Hurt them biting into

21:39

your flesh.

21:40

Oh yeah, oh yeah,

21:42

tore my ankles right on up, walked

21:45

through a whole bunch. I don't remember where I was, as

21:47

I believe I was in the Islands and

21:49

they went to work. I had

21:52

to jump in some water. I was like, i'mna drown, y'all.

21:53

Mother?

21:55

So does that Does that make Ozzy

21:57

Osbourne that much more

21:59

legend? Yeah? What did you say?

22:00

He did?

22:01

Again?

22:01

So the guys from Motley Cruz said that they were

22:03

out partying with him one time and he got down

22:06

on the ground and snorted up a roll of

22:08

fire ants. It

22:10

just depends on if they lived. What

22:13

has been in your nose that you could snort up a roll

22:15

of fire ants and live to tell if

22:18

they were alive.

22:19

He's He's a stone cold gangster that

22:22

for no reason at all, For

22:25

no reason at all, that's

22:28

crazy.

22:28

I got nothing on this.

22:29

Yeah, yeah, absolutely well

22:32

listen here here's

22:34

here's where Brady quint is going to take center stage

22:37

on what you Got? Uh. We have the

22:40

final Tally and the Deshaun Watson trade.

22:42

All right?

22:42

From speaking of Texans

22:44

over to the Cleveland Browns because

22:47

there was termites there,

22:49

There's a there's there's a lot here, a

22:51

lot of players coming and going, and you

22:54

can come back them with stiff towels.

22:56

Yeah,

23:01

right on out of here. So, Brady,

23:04

you got a list of these names that have

23:06

been put together because it just the

23:08

more you look back on this, the more

23:10

you realize Houston

23:13

absolutely fleeced Cleveland

23:15

on this deal. And I understand

23:17

the reason behind why they wanted to make the deal.

23:20

Baker Mayfield wanted out and they

23:22

were trying to fix the quarterback issue.

23:25

But Houston ended up with everything

23:27

they got back in the trade and still

23:29

ended up with the better quarterback than

23:31

Cleveland. I don't

23:34

know how Cleveland looks at this and goes, yeah,

23:36

we're still good with everything that went down.

23:38

Yeah, So, indirectly or directly

23:40

from the trade, here are all the players

23:43

that Houston has received.

23:46

So again and indirectly meaning like they

23:48

had a pick, they traded back, accumulated

23:50

more picks which led to

23:52

the drafting of that player. If that makes some

23:55

sense. Kenyon Green, it's

23:57

one of their starting offensive linemen at

24:00

the third all right, one of the wide receivers, Christian

24:02

Harris at linebacker, Thomas Booker, Damian

24:05

Pierce, they're one of the running backs, Will

24:07

Anderson Junior. Obviously their star defensive

24:09

end, Calen Bullocked the safety

24:11

for him. We all know about Tank Dell was phenomenal

24:14

last year. Obviously, thoughts of prayers

24:16

with him. Obviously he went through an

24:18

inn issue just this past seventy two hours.

24:21

Kamari Lastater this year he'll play cornerback

24:24

for them, Jamal Hill I

24:26

believe it is a linebacker,

24:29

and then Kate Stover at tight end. So

24:32

those are all of the players that

24:34

they got in exchange. And they

24:37

didn't obviously utilize the draft

24:39

capital from the trade to get c J. Stroud, But

24:43

obviously because of the trade, you had

24:45

a need for a quarterback. So that

24:47

led them then to drafting c J.

24:49

Stroud.

24:50

Yeah, who would you rather

24:52

take right now? C J Stroud or Deshaun wa J

24:54

Stroud?

24:55

God Stroud c.

24:57

J Stroud

25:00

about him too, And because I got to see a little

25:02

bit of the deal that he did with Michael Parsons, is that

25:05

young man loves football. M like

25:08

he loves football.

25:10

When they were designing that play, that make

25:12

believe play that they were gonna like they

25:14

were scouting, like

25:16

putting together, like how would you beat my

25:18

defense? Like he's like he's

25:20

pretty sharp, man.

25:22

That's what I'm saying. Like he loves ball, he loves

25:24

the ex's and o's, he loves he loves all of that. Like

25:26

there's there's no question

25:28

too to me him

25:30

being able to be one of the top quarterbacks

25:33

in this league. Like it's

25:35

funny, Like I would say, there's

25:38

Patrick Mahomes who plays

25:40

the style in his own way, like

25:42

very different from Tom Brady, even though he's chasing tom

25:44

Brady. I would actually make

25:46

the case that like CJ. Stroud is

25:49

kind of more of that, like tom Brady esque

25:52

in the way he plays, Like from the

25:54

pocket, he can obviously move and create, but

25:56

a lot of it's just absolute lethal

26:00

accuracy from the pocket downfield, clutch

26:02

throws all that. Like that game

26:04

I think mimics more Tom Brady than

26:07

where Patrick mahomes game is, just

26:09

with his running ability and the way he creates

26:11

and throws cross body and all that stuff. I

26:13

mean, Brady wasn't doing that sort of thing. Not saying

26:15

the Stroud can't do Mike some of those throws,

26:17

but you see him kind of play within the pocket much

26:20

more. And it's I mean, the

26:22

sky's the limit for him.

26:23

Man.

26:24

Like, if you're building a franchise right now

26:26

and you had to take a quarterback,

26:29

I think everyone would say Patrick Mahomes. Pretty

26:33

soon after that, you're probably saying CJ. Stroud.

26:36

At what point do you say,

26:40

We've got to

26:42

figure out how

26:44

to move on from this

26:46

guy.

26:47

After this year. If they

26:49

don't have the success that they want

26:51

to have in Cleveland this year,

26:55

you'd start be thinking about the plan afterwards.

26:58

I mean, I like teld you hostage

27:01

for what three years now.

27:03

Two years to at

27:05

least as part of the Browns organization.

27:07

Yeah,

27:10

I just I wanted to do Browns

27:12

fans because I have a buddy who's a Browns

27:14

fan. I heard some people talking when

27:16

we were doing the what they say the graduate remote

27:19

in Columbus that

27:22

they're kind of over it, like they

27:24

I think they all feel like, yeah, we got we

27:26

got hosed here, just not they're accepting

27:29

of it. It's almost like because when Joe

27:31

Flacco came in and played the way that he played,

27:33

man, Deshaun Watson's never played like that

27:36

since being in Cleveland, and I know he's been injured,

27:38

but that's part of the story. Like your availability

27:40

is your best ability. He hasn't been there. I

27:43

take that back.

27:43

By the way, they can't move off from him after twenty

27:46

twenty six. Dang, Like literally,

27:48

he's got three more years there. There's

27:51

nothing Cleveland can do unless they want to take

27:54

probably the biggest dead cap hit in the history of the NFL.

27:57

I mean, the next two years, like

27:59

you were territory of there's no way

28:02

if they were to move on from him this year, which obviously they're

28:04

not. All right, So that's a hypothetical. I'm not even gonna tell you the

28:07

number, but it's a nine figure

28:09

number, and it starts with a two. After

28:12

twenty twenty five or

28:15

around twenty twenty five, it'd be one hundred and thirty six

28:17

million, basically one hundred and thirty seven million, and

28:20

then twenty twenty six, it'd be seventy two almost

28:23

seventy three million.

28:23

Good god, I mean, honestly, don't don't

28:25

you got.

28:26

There's by the way, there's nothing Cleveland can do.

28:28

There's nothing they can do.

28:30

So if he goes out there and he plays and

28:32

something happens soft tissue injury

28:34

of some kind, hits his head's

28:37

it's an.

28:37

Awesome contract for players like I wish

28:40

more players could sign something

28:42

like this. It is the most security

28:45

that a player has ever had an NFL history.

28:47

You just gave your boys some props, Give him some props.

28:50

Yeah, there's nothing great of this. There's nothing else

28:52

to say. It's it's the greatest contract in the NFL.

28:54

Show agent, go ahead, give them, we'll

28:56

get a sign up to it.

28:58

It's the greatest contract in the NFL. But

29:01

it does put the team in a precarious

29:03

spot where if they don't feel like

29:05

he's playing up to the standard they

29:07

need him to they have there's nothing they can do.

29:10

I mean, you could try to trade them, but you'd

29:12

be hard pressed to find a team that for

29:15

him. Well, they're not trading for him in the contract

29:17

if he hasn't played well enough, right Like if Cleveland's like,

29:19

well, he's not playing well enough for us, they're like, wow, we're gonna

29:21

take him off.

29:22

Your hands, right Not for that price tag. No,

29:25

it's not possible, but it is.

29:27

The it's the greatest contract

29:29

NFL history, and I don't know that it will ever be challenged

29:32

anytime soon. It will be surpassed

29:34

maybe with total value, but

29:36

not as far as guaranteed. It's signing to have a five

29:39

year, fully guaranteed deal. It's

29:41

it's just ridiculous. Like you, I

29:43

don't know that you're going to see an owner want

29:46

to do that with a player. I mean Patrick Mahomes would

29:48

be the player that you would have done with. And obviously

29:50

Clark Hunt hasn't even done that.

29:54

Yeah, it's not a great

29:56

setup for the Cleveland Browns. But who knows,

29:58

mate, And he is throwing I did see he was throwing.

30:01

Well you see, I think he was throwing the ball forty

30:03

yards. So that was the last update of forty

30:05

yards. Yeah, off the surgery.

30:08

That's out. And by the way, if you were looking

30:10

for a potential trade partner, you probably want

30:12

somebody with a common interest might recommend

30:14

the Patriots. I'm just saying, you know,

30:16

there's a there's the potential of why would

30:19

they do that?

30:20

Bobby Orchards, Bobby Orchids.

30:23

They can join some relatability.

30:26

Disc joint discount.

30:28

I see what you're doing there, see

30:32

joint joint uh

30:35

sessions. It's like a family plan dang

30:38

therapy sessions, Like let's talk,

30:40

you're Bobby Orchids.

30:43

I'm Syle Watson.

30:46

I'm Massage Watson. Hi.

30:49

I have a problem. I

30:52

like I like massages. I

30:55

mean they both like massages. That's

30:58

a great point. One one wanted to

31:00

be more private, the other one just went ahead

31:02

and went in.

31:03

Yeah, it's a partler dang

31:07

a couple of thoroughbreds. That's now that you've said

31:09

it.

31:09

Now, the Patriots don't seem

31:12

so bad even though they had a draft pick.

31:14

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32:26

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32:27

Sports or otherwise?

32:29

All right?

32:29

Lead to laugh? What have we got? Oh?

32:31

We're certain strong guys.

32:33

In case you missed it, I know this is not in

32:35

case you missed it, but in case you missed it.

32:37

Ali Walker was drinking out of the Catfish the

32:39

other day at the Predators game. She

32:42

was drinking a beer. I don't know if you know what that means. NHL

32:44

Stanley Cup who layoffs Ali? She's

32:47

a singer, doesn't matter. She was drinking

32:49

a chugging a beer out of a dead

32:51

catfish, which leads

32:53

me to question, would.

32:54

You rather real dead cafish?

32:56

Oh?

32:56

Yeah yeah?

32:56

Oh yeah, well not I

32:58

mean it real but dead?

33:00

Yeah yeah, it was real.

33:02

It was real dead yet.

33:03

Real dead and they fill it up with beer.

33:06

I mean they just shoot it through.

33:07

It's like, okay,

33:12

that's one of those things where you know, if

33:14

I could say how I really feel, but I get

33:16

canceled if I said it. So I I want

33:18

to say, you think that's wow?

33:20

Man, I ain't never heard no s. That's

33:22

some wild s to me.

33:26

Yeah, he said it's a white person.

33:30

I had never heard of that my ever in my entire

33:32

existence. That's white people drinking.

33:34

Just saying, eating catfish

33:37

before.

33:37

I've eaten catfish, now, that's a black folks

33:40

thing. But

33:43

drinking that ass beer

33:45

through one is not.

33:46

That's not on. That wasn't you know

33:48

in the manual it's in catfish

33:51

are filthy, right.

33:54

That's why you got to fry them just to make a taste.

33:56

That's what I'm saying. You just

33:59

drink it through mouth. I just went mouth

34:01

the mouthway.

34:02

It probably wouldn't look as bad if you fried the

34:04

catfish then drank the beer through it.

34:05

Now that now that a bear batter

34:08

bear field like, that's different.

34:12

Okay, well here's my question.

34:14

Would you rather drink or chug

34:16

a beer through a catfish or through a dirty

34:18

shoe, which

34:20

is an Australian thing.

34:22

I'm not doing either one of those. I'm

34:24

not I'm just not going. I'm not going to entertain

34:26

either one of those. I'm gonna got No,

34:29

I'm not going.

34:31

I'll take the physical. What if it was a pretty

34:33

girl shoe.

34:35

Well, here's what I'm saying about that, or

34:38

a pretty knocking at him

34:40

contain contained poop. The

34:43

catfish is a bottom feer, it's eating all kinds

34:45

of stuff down there.

34:46

Very true, but you know, basically

34:48

you don't necessarily know that.

34:51

Cue.

34:51

What if she was walking around beer

34:54

footed at some point in time and

34:56

picked up some fecal matter.

34:58

That's true. That's the I'm going to

35:00

take, honestly. Yeah, because I

35:02

know for a fact that fish got

35:04

it.

35:06

Yeah, yeah,

35:08

you know, I'm not doing either one.

35:10

I'm sorry.

35:11

I'll take this just for to say I'm

35:13

to take to shoot just for the sake of the segment.

35:16

But there you go.

35:17

Yeah, that's that's that's ridiculous.

35:19

It's just not on my that's

35:22

it's not something that would do.

35:27

All right.

35:27

I said catfish, You said you take the cat

35:29

fish? All right? All right, guys,

35:32

she's nasty for that. If you had to choose

35:34

one or the other.

35:34

Would you rather watch the rest of the NBA playoffs

35:36

or the Stanley.

35:37

Cup playoffs Stanley Cup, n B

35:39

A.

35:41

NBA. Yeah, the pends aren't

35:43

in it.

35:46

I will say this, I love watching

35:48

Anthony Edwards. He has reignited

35:52

a fire that I have to watch the Timberwolves

35:54

play. It has nothing to do with that being

35:56

Scott's team. I just think Anthony

35:59

Edwards plays the game the way when I

36:01

was growing up. You saw the NBA play.

36:03

Lebar came up with the best comp Dominique

36:05

Wilkins.

36:06

And whoever you want to compare

36:08

it to. I'm just saying, you don't see dudes mashing

36:12

would like they go to the rim like he does. And

36:14

that's just it's it's a different And you know what

36:16

the other thing is he was signing another day in the press conference

36:19

postgame talking about Karl Anthony

36:21

Towns and just how like they needed to not foul

36:23

out and but he sits

36:26

there as in my opinion, Edwards is the best

36:28

player on that team, but he sits there and says

36:30

no, no, no, like Karl Anthony Towns is the best

36:32

player on the floor. That's why we need him so bad

36:34

in the game. How many stars

36:37

of the NBA are that

36:40

selfless or that humble enough

36:42

to talk like that. He's

36:44

an awesome He's the future of the NBA,

36:46

and I hope they realize that and continue

36:49

to build around him and his personality.

36:51

Yeah, he's pretty cool. I

36:53

agree with that totally.

36:56

Guys, would you rather fight Mike Tyson

36:58

for one round or sound like him for the

37:00

rest of your life?

37:02

I'm gonna take that one round A

37:05

great one that Lee.

37:08

Did you come up with this? Yeah? Sure,

37:13

probably one round.

37:14

I mean, I feel like you would sound like him

37:16

if you fought.

37:16

Him, But you, Arana, did you

37:18

come up with that?

37:19

Be honest?

37:20

Not that one?

37:20

Now I was the catfish

37:22

Jesus figures.

37:25

I would rather fight him, run run,

37:28

run for a round. If you don't want fighting, Yeah,

37:30

run, I don't want to sound like that.

37:31

I would be curious to see how bad it hurts, you

37:33

know, Like how bad is a Mike Tyson

37:35

punch hurt.

37:36

You know.

37:37

I told you when when Zimbi fought in Madison Square

37:40

Garden clear Caesar Chavez. He

37:42

was walking through because his son Junior was fighting,

37:44

and one of our d linemen, Trevor Laws, was

37:47

like, hey, punch me in the stomach. He

37:49

asked him to, dude. It

37:52

was so quick, it was like a two inch punch punch

37:55

and it literally dropped him. Like that's how

37:57

that's how vicious it is.

37:59

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38:02

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