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Fixtures And welcome back to another episode

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here on at Three Spooked Girls and

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my name is Tara And as always

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I'm here with my girlfriend Jessica. Hello

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hello and today by the title you

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can see we're gonna talk about where

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is Kate Middleton? I'm so excited we

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literally moved stuff because we wanted to

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talk about the so back this was

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be a different episode. Completely agree as

1:32

a caterer have you heard about the

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Kate Middleton stuff and she's like know

1:36

what's going on and I told her

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and she was like can we move

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those That. Was like yes the literally

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have lost sleep over researching and

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watching tic toc than watching videos and

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reading all the things cause you guys

1:49

have you been here? You know we

1:51

very much enjoyed talking about the royal

1:54

family. We did a multipart or on

1:56

Princess Diana. I find that whole thing

1:58

interesting. Public has. We don't have anything like that.

2:01

It's true. I mean, we have like

2:03

American royalty, but it's very different. True. Very,

2:05

very true. And yesterday I had a big meeting

2:08

at work and the amount of time people were

2:10

like, Oh my God, have you heard about the Kate

2:12

Middleton stuff? And I'm like, we're supposed to be talking

2:14

about legislation, but yes, I have tea. Let's

2:17

talk about it. That's more interesting. Oh my God.

2:20

I love that. All right. Well,

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a lot of like true crime and books. I'm kind of where I'm

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at. Can we talk about my Twitter

3:55

blender that happened this morning? Oh, yeah. My

3:59

cat sleep with me. and apparently last night in

4:01

the middle of a struggle of them like

4:03

being in my face. I accidentally got

4:05

on Twitter on my phone, found a

4:07

photo, don't know who this person is.

4:10

And you know how like when you hold something down, you're

4:12

like sharing it, how it like will pop up

4:14

that screen on iPhone if you have an iPhone,

4:16

and it'll be like share with these people. I

4:19

shared with six people this person's picture. I

4:21

woke up to so many text messages like, who the

4:23

fuck is this person? And I was like, I was

4:25

the first one I looked at and I was like,

4:27

I have no idea what this is. I'm really

4:29

sorry. And then I was like, oh my

4:32

god, six people I shared this photo with.

4:34

It was weird because it like

4:36

the picture kind of looked like

4:38

a mix of a passport photo, a mug

4:40

shot, and a driver's license. And

4:43

I was like, and this was someone

4:45

I have not heard about or seen

4:47

around. Right. Me

4:49

either. Not the kind of

4:52

individual you would have social

4:54

interaction with. I was like, who the fuck

4:56

is this? I was like, oh my god, I

4:58

don't know what's happening. Like my friend from work,

5:00

Jessica, was like, is this a guy you met? Like

5:03

what's going on? I was like, I have no idea. And then

5:05

like when I see I was like, where the fuck is then

5:07

I immediately go to my camera roll because I

5:09

think I've like saved a photo or taken

5:11

a screenshot and then shared the screenshot

5:13

because I accidentally take screenshots of shit all of

5:15

the time. And then I'm like, where the fuck is it?

5:17

So then I look back with my open apps and

5:19

I see that there's this like Twitter open and I

5:22

open it and then I go to tell Tara what

5:24

it is. And then when I go back to Twitter,

5:26

it's gone. And I'm like, I don't even know what

5:28

the post was. I was like,

5:30

did someone break in my house and send pictures and stuff to

5:32

people? That'd

5:35

be like the weirdest fucking like crime

5:37

ever. Right. All right.

5:39

We're just going to get into this now that

5:41

we've wasted however long. So

5:43

shout out to Vogue. They had a great timeline

5:45

of everything. So I'm going to go ahead and

5:47

go through it and then we're going to discuss.

5:50

So the last time she was

5:52

seen was Christmas of 2023. Right.

5:55

Was her last royal engagement. She

5:57

went to the royal family's annual

5:59

church. service. Everything seemed fine,

6:01

everything seemed great. She was wearing

6:03

a cobalt blue Alexander McQueen coat

6:06

dress and this was the last

6:08

time we would see her for

6:10

many many months. A couple weeks

6:12

later on the 17th Kensington Palace announced

6:14

that she was having abdominal surgery on

6:16

January 16th and due to medical advice

6:19

she would not return to public duties

6:21

until after Easter which in our time

6:23

has obviously not happened yet. That's like

6:25

the end of this month. They

6:28

did put out a statement for privacy saying

6:30

the princess of Wales appreciates the interest the

6:32

statement will generate. She hopes that the public

6:34

will understand that her desire to maintain as

6:37

much normalcy for her children as possible. I

6:39

also did hear that she might have had

6:41

like a colonoscopy bag or something and

6:43

that's also why like she- a colossary

6:45

bag? Oh yeah whatever sorry I don't

6:48

fucking know. But that's why she doesn't

6:50

want to be in public because you

6:52

know it's like a whole thing I

6:54

would get that. That makes sense. Also

6:56

on the 17th the Buckingham Palace announced

6:58

that King Charles is seeking treatment for

7:01

enlarged prostate. We do know that turned

7:03

into cancer I believe? Yeah so

7:05

I did see actually something interesting and

7:07

it is something to keep in mind

7:09

is that this whole Kate conspiracy thing

7:12

or some people are calling it Kate Gate

7:14

is a distraction because King Charles's

7:17

diagnosis is much more severe

7:19

than they're saying. That would actually make a lot

7:21

of sense. We're gonna probably joke a lot and

7:23

stuff in this episode but actually looking

7:25

at things and knowing how they

7:28

operate that would be like

7:30

the most plausible thing for me. Right and

7:32

from what I have understood is he

7:34

is kind of not looking at chemo

7:36

and kind of the traditional routes of

7:38

cancer treatment. He's looking at more like

7:41

I'm gonna heal cancer with turmeric. I

7:43

think that depending on what kind of

7:45

cancer he has because I haven't looked

7:47

at it like looked up to see what it is. Oh

7:49

yeah I got more info in a minute yeah. Okay that

7:52

he might be deteriorating faster than

7:54

anyone anticipates because of the fact that

7:56

like we know that the Royal Family genetically is

7:59

a little less. stable, if that

8:01

makes sense, because of the, you know,

8:03

generations prior to that event rating. So

8:05

that always leads to complications. I mean,

8:08

literally his parents were cousins. Yeah.

8:10

And on January 29 of

8:12

this year, they did make the announcement

8:14

that Kate returned home to Windsor from

8:17

the London Clinic. And unlike Prince Charles,

8:19

whose departure was photographed, there was no

8:21

images of her leaving the hospital underlining

8:23

for her desire of privacy, which I'm

8:25

like, okay, that makes sense. Because we

8:28

all, especially if you've read or listened

8:30

to Harry's book, I feel like that

8:32

gave a lot of great insight on

8:34

how invasive the paparazzi is to them.

8:36

Oh, for sure. Even if you hadn't

8:39

just like a Diana. Oh, yeah, obviously,

8:41

because they fucking killed her. Right. Then

8:43

going into February, they announced King Charles

8:45

is cancer diagnosis. Buckingham Palace shared that

8:47

he was seeking some treatment for his

8:49

cancer quote, he remains wholly positive about

8:52

the treatment and looks forward to return

8:54

to full public duty as soon as

8:56

possible. They also revealed the motivations behind

8:58

their public relations decision. And that was

9:00

His Majesty had chosen to share his

9:03

diagnosis to prevent speculation and in the

9:05

hope that it may assist public understanding

9:07

for all of those around the world

9:09

who are affected by cancer. And a

9:11

few days later, he released another statement

9:14

thanking the public for their support during

9:16

this time. And Charles has

9:19

continued to make occasional appearances at

9:21

that time, he met with ambassadors

9:23

from Algeria at Buckingham Palace on

9:25

March 6. And then

9:27

on the 27th, Prince William pulls out

9:29

of a memorial service for his godfather.

9:31

And he announced that he could not

9:34

attend that and this was for King

9:36

Constantine of Greece due to personal reasons.

9:38

And it says while an anonymous royal

9:40

sources told news outlets that there is

9:43

no connection between the cancellation and the

9:45

princesses health speculation was sparked as it

9:47

would be. And soon after it turned

9:49

into a full fledged social media moment

9:52

as rumors began to circulate about where

9:54

the princess was. And then like

9:56

it's funny because there's been like all kinds of memes

9:58

and some of them have been funny and other

10:00

ones have just been like, guessing. So

10:04

when they mentioned on their timeline,

10:06

the fucking Glasgow, Willy Wonka thing,

10:08

which I'm like, Oh my God,

10:10

that shit was wild. If

10:13

you guys want to know more about that,

10:15

the sesh podcast, Kendall raised other podcasts with

10:17

her cousin, they talked about it and it

10:19

was just that she was wild. I remember

10:21

I thought I immediately said a tear.

10:23

I was like, What in the fucking

10:25

dystopian nightmare is this shit? Right? Because

10:28

rumors were getting so bad on February 29. They pretty

10:31

much like started pushing their statement they had

10:33

already put out to like use that as

10:35

like backup. And they said to people, we

10:37

were very clear from the outset of the

10:40

Princess of Wales was out until after Easter

10:42

and Kensington Palace would only provide updates when

10:44

something was significant. They told the outlet that

10:46

the princess was doing well. I don't know

10:48

if people thought they were going to do

10:50

like daily updates, weekly updates, but it's like

10:52

if she's recovering fine, like let her fucking

10:54

recover. I mean, that's the thing is like,

10:56

I get that she's a public figure. I understand

10:58

that she's a little person. And I

11:01

mean, we'll talk about like conspiracy theories

11:03

of like what the surgery was. And

11:05

depending on what you think, like what

11:07

train of thought you like hit your

11:09

wagon to a lot of that could

11:11

have a ton of emotional baggage with it

11:13

for sure. And then bringing us

11:16

to this month. So on March 4,

11:18

the paparazzi capture Princess of Wales driving

11:20

around Windsor. It's from TMZ. We all

11:22

know we take most of the stuff

11:25

TMZ puts out the grain of salt.

11:27

So they published a really grainy paparazzi

11:29

Yeah, group of photos of the princess

11:31

and her mother driving in an Audi

11:34

around Windsor Castle. The British press actually

11:36

refrained from sharing the images because they

11:38

were trying to respect her privacy, right,

11:40

which I'm like shocked that they would

11:43

make that decision. But it's like good.

11:45

I'm shocked that I'm not shocked because at

11:47

the same time, like you know that

11:49

like the crown really kind of controls

11:51

shit. True. And whoever shared it would

11:53

probably get fired. Let's be real. So

11:57

and especially like if they're trying to hold

11:59

that line of like, oh no, she's

12:01

just resting. Yeah. Oh my gosh. My

12:04

favorite part of this whole thing. So on

12:06

March 10th, the princess and Prince of Wales

12:08

shared a photo for Mother's Day. Now, before

12:10

I like explain it, for those that may

12:12

not know, I was so confused because I

12:15

saw their tweet first. I didn't see the

12:17

picture first. I didn't even know anything about

12:19

the picture. And I saw that and I

12:22

was like, what the fuck are they talking

12:24

about? So that tweet

12:26

is actually what got me like starting the

12:28

rabbit hole on this whole thing because I

12:30

was just like listening to you telling me

12:33

what updates, but I wasn't like really looking

12:35

into it yet. And then I saw

12:37

that. So to mark Mother's Day in

12:39

the UK, Prince William and Princess Kate

12:41

posted a photo of her along with

12:43

her three children on their social media

12:45

accounts. Now the palace said it was

12:48

taken by William last week in Windsor, or

12:50

the week before in Windsor. Next,

12:52

it seems like a clear refute to all

12:54

the conspiracy theories. Sorry, I have to be

12:56

like a clear. No,

12:58

people on the internet are crazy. Right,

13:01

literally. The Associated Press issued

13:03

a kill order, an industry term for

13:06

retracting the image. And their statement said

13:08

at closer inspection, it appears that the

13:10

source has manipulated the image. No replacement

13:12

photo will be sent, which keep in

13:14

mind, the source is literally supposed to

13:17

be Kate and William. Right. You

13:19

can tell that it's like all kinds of

13:22

things. So Princess Charlotte's left hand didn't match

13:24

up with the sleeve of her sweater. Kate's

13:27

zipper was misaligned. Her

13:29

hands looked weird. Her

13:31

knee looked weird. They were all

13:33

like awkwardly blurry. And

13:36

then people were saying that whoever also

13:38

photoshopped her face from a previous picture.

13:40

Oh yeah, no, it's like I saw

13:42

that. I think I saw TikTok and

13:44

they did the whole like, here's the

13:46

Mother's Day photo. And then here's, I

13:48

think it was like a Vogue cover

13:51

or something. And then they did like the Vogue

13:53

cover and it like slowly like disappeared

13:55

into like the Mother's Day photo. I

13:57

was like, Oh my God. Then I was like,

13:59

you mean the same person? can't make the same

14:01

face. Right, that's true. I know, that's like

14:03

a big thing to think about because it's

14:05

like, especially when you're so media trained, like

14:07

it's muscle memory when your face looks good

14:09

in a photo, like what to do. I

14:12

bet if you took a bunch of like, like the

14:14

same, you know how like every year they do like

14:16

the guard stuff and like they're there. Probably

14:19

looks fine. I bet if you took her face

14:21

in every single year and lined them up is

14:23

the same because she's like a hundred percent committed

14:25

to I'm Princess of Wales and I do my

14:27

job right. And she's been doing this for like so

14:29

long. I don't remember when I got together, but it was like

14:31

forever ago. The tweet I was

14:33

referring to came out on March 11th. So

14:36

this is like super, super fresh. It

14:38

said that she tried to explain the

14:40

mishap on the family's official account saying,

14:43

quote, like many amateur photographers, I do

14:45

occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to

14:47

express my apologies for any confusion the

14:49

family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I

14:51

hope everyone celebrating has a very happy

14:54

Mother's Day. But okay, I just wanna

14:56

play devil's advocate. As much as these

14:58

conspiracy theories are so fun and I'm

15:00

so ready to talk about them. Compare

15:02

it to like the Kardashians and like

15:04

other celebrities who face tune and all

15:06

this other shit. And like who's

15:08

to say, maybe she did swap out, put her

15:11

face, maybe she's still like kind of, you

15:13

know, recovering and she didn't like how

15:15

she looks. Like there is a lot

15:17

of possibilities and I'm gonna be real.

15:20

My gut is saying I do not

15:22

foresee them pulling a Princess Diana with

15:24

Kate. I mean, this conspiracy theories are

15:26

all over the board with this one. They

15:29

are all over the place because one of the biggest things

15:31

and this is kind of like, well, as shitty as the

15:33

sound, it sounds like this is just a norm in this,

15:35

like the royal culture is the whole affair thing. So

15:39

I'm just kind of like, I don't know, because some

15:41

people are speculating like, William doesn't wanna be with Kate

15:43

anymore and he wants to be with this other person.

15:45

I know they changed the stuff about divorce. I'm a

15:47

little rusty at this point. So I'm like, I don't

15:49

know. Well, I mean, Camilla is queen

15:52

consort though, yeah. Yeah. I

15:54

mean, I think it's a cool editing thing. Like you were talking

15:56

about like the Kardashians. Like how many times have we found

15:58

out like Kylie Jenner has like slimmed her waist? and

16:00

made her hips look bigger and her butt look

16:02

bigger and her lips poutier and her cheeks thinner.

16:05

And we accept that. I mean, we call it out.

16:07

We're like, oh my God. And Chloe, Chloe's like really

16:10

known for that, which is fine. Oh

16:13

yeah, totally fine. That's what, I

16:15

mean, editing is a part of

16:17

social media. I use filters. Everyone

16:19

does. I don't have poreless skin.

16:21

Jesus Christ, I don't have poreless skin. We're

16:23

humans. And could you imagine if

16:25

you're the fucking Princess of Wales,

16:27

you're the goddamn wife of the

16:30

soon to be king because her

16:32

father-in-law is sick and could pass

16:34

away. And they've already started the

16:36

whole succession paperwork shit, right? For

16:38

like, if King Charles dies, when

16:40

William will take over, what that

16:42

will look like. And they're being

16:44

precautious. So in the face of all

16:46

of this, they're probably like, you know, people are wondering

16:48

where I am at, what I am and what I'm

16:50

doing. I'm gonna take a photo with my kids and

16:52

post it for Mother's Day. And let's say that

16:55

she looks tired. Let's say that the kids are

16:57

all, I'm like, I was like, has anyone ever

16:59

tried to take pictures with like three children? It's

17:01

not easy. It's difficult. I mean, they're photo trained,

17:03

but Princess Charlotte, we all know she got some

17:05

like snarky, like little sass to her. So like,

17:08

it could have just been like, hey, let's snap

17:10

a cute photo. Maybe Kate didn't have any makeup

17:12

on. And it was supposed to be like a

17:14

family thing. And they're like, oh, let's share it.

17:16

Let's just kind of doctor this up. And if

17:19

you don't, if you're not a Kardashian level editor,

17:21

right, you're not gonna do it right. And shit's

17:23

gonna look weird. And on that wavelength, I can

17:25

see why she, cause some people

17:27

would be like, well, she's literally royalty. Like, why

17:30

doesn't she have someone like editing her

17:32

stuff? And it's like, well, maybe she

17:34

didn't want anybody to see, maybe if

17:36

she didn't look her best or was

17:38

still looking like she's recovering, which is

17:40

fine. But it's like, we all know

17:42

the royals have like this ridiculously high

17:45

like expectations on how their image should

17:47

be. So there's all, you have

17:49

to think too, there's always the risk of

17:51

stuff being leaked, no matter how much you

17:53

think you trust the person. Right. And

17:55

it could be that Kate was like, Kate and

17:57

William sat down and like they did it together.

18:00

and they doctored it and they thought, hey, it

18:02

looks great because they're not trained to see the

18:04

inconsistencies in it. And then all of a sudden

18:06

it gets out there and the fucking crazies on

18:08

the internet like myself are like, oh my

18:10

god, Charlotte's hand doesn't match. And it

18:12

clearly looks like the sleeve has been

18:14

cut down. It's like, who the fuck

18:16

cares? I mean, granted, if she if

18:18

she had been out and about this wouldn't have

18:20

been in such a big deal, like if she'd

18:22

been seen the conspiracy theories that you know, Kate

18:25

isn't well. And I mean, the big one is

18:27

that's not Kate in the photo. Yeah, the big

18:29

one is that Kate's dead. Oh, I know. I

18:31

don't think she's dead. I think she's just recovering

18:33

still. I mean, some of the ones I've heard

18:36

is that she just had like a regular, like

18:38

abdominal like, you know, appendix out or something like

18:40

that. And I'm like, okay, that could depending on

18:42

who you are, that could take a while to

18:44

recover. Also, why not use this time

18:47

to be like, oh, I could take a

18:49

vacation. There is the conspiracy theory that she's

18:51

had a full hysterectomy. So if you know

18:53

anything about the British family, affairs are pretty

18:55

fucking common. Go back and listen to our

18:58

Princess Di one, because Princess Di was having

19:00

an affair. Charles was having an affair. Yeah,

19:02

like I said earlier, it's just like,

19:04

unfortunately, seems like a normal

19:06

thing for them. Well, I

19:08

think in an arranged marriages,

19:11

like Princess Diana and Charles, and let's face

19:13

it, Kate and William is an arranged marriage.

19:15

They may not have been complicit in it.

19:17

They may not have been like, oh, whatever.

19:19

But like Kate was picked. And so

19:22

with that, there might not be a deep connection.

19:24

This isn't Jenovia. They didn't fall in love with

19:26

each other and became quite fond of one another.

19:28

No, I mean, I mean, actually, that kind of

19:30

works. It's like, so Kate could have a boyfriend.

19:33

And we know that William has had multiple

19:36

partners since they've been together very famously

19:38

Rose Hanman, or whatever her last name

19:40

is, or as we like to call

19:43

her Rose Peggy, we'll talk about

19:45

that. Why later? And so, I

19:47

mean, there's a theory that Kate

19:49

got pregnant, and that this was

19:51

the crowns like over arching reach

19:53

was to have her have an abortion and

19:55

then have a full hysterectomy because they have

19:57

their three kids, if she has a hysterectomy,

20:00

she can't have any more kids. So

20:02

she could have an external affair outside

20:04

of marriage and never worry about ending

20:06

up with a with some other man's

20:08

kid. Damn, I didn't think about it

20:11

like that. I just thought like I

20:13

said, the theories I left to you,

20:15

but like, I just thought it was

20:17

more like, oh, she got a hysterectomy.

20:19

And like, obviously that takes much longer

20:21

to recover. And I also heard to

20:24

like, normally, she does take time off

20:26

around the holidays after the holiday type

20:28

of thing. So that could be why

20:30

the procedure was planned at this time.

20:32

Right. And there is the conspiracy theory

20:35

that on Christmas that Kate went

20:37

to the hospital because there was

20:39

a royal escort and an

20:41

ambulance and things like that. There's the one

20:43

that she had some sort of like issue

20:45

with like bowels and like, you're right, she

20:47

has a colostomy bag and that could take

20:49

some time to heal. So maybe she's got

20:52

one for like, for a few months while

20:54

she heals. Like, I wouldn't want that in

20:56

public. No, why I have to try

20:58

to hide that because like, okay, let's say the

21:01

bag shows in a photo, right, then people are

21:03

gonna like come up with their theories. And that's

21:05

more that would be harder on me

21:07

than just staying out of the limelight. Oh, yeah, for

21:09

sure. I think my favorite

21:11

one that's obviously not true is that

21:13

she's with fucking Pete. I

21:16

love I love that meme. I think I sent you that.

21:18

Yeah, there's been more and they just keep

21:21

getting like worse Photoshop just to make it

21:23

funny. And I just love it. I love

21:25

it so much. People are like, man, Pete

21:27

says this day he's with Kate. Good for

21:30

Pete. Good for good for Kate.

21:32

People rumor about him is true. Good for

21:34

Kate. Let me just go with

21:37

that. That's my vote. That's my

21:39

vote. Yes. And then there's the

21:41

more darker theories. Yeah, I

21:43

just kind of want to talk about Rose Peggy

21:45

for a minute. Can we please talk about Rose

21:47

Peggy? Yeah. Before we go into Kate. Okay, so

21:49

if you don't know who I believe her name

21:51

is Rose Hammond, hand men or Ham. I can't

21:53

remember hand. Rose. Yeah, she is

21:55

fondly and I don't think fondly is the correct

21:57

term. Like when I say fondly, it's very circuit.

22:00

note around the British society is

22:02

Rose Peggy because Prince William apparently

22:04

has a pegging fetish, which good

22:07

for him, if you like it, do

22:09

it. Live your best life, sir. And

22:11

the theory is that Kate is too

22:13

conservative to engage in that kind of

22:15

sex play. And so she

22:17

has allowed him to have mistresses

22:19

to peg him. And he's

22:22

had several over the years, but he

22:24

keeps coming back to Rose because Rose has

22:26

been like around for a while. And

22:28

she's like the Camilla. In fact, if you look

22:31

at young pictures of Camilla, Rose kind of looks

22:33

like Camilla. I was like, ooh. I

22:35

was like, they got the type. I

22:37

don't like it, but okay. So Rose is

22:39

married to a gay man, like publicly

22:42

known as he's a gay man, and they have

22:44

children. And I mean, it makes sense. Like if

22:46

he's a gay man and he just wants to

22:48

live in high society, why not be the

22:50

husband to the mistress of the king? You

22:52

get to kind of run in high society.

22:54

Yeah, and I'm sure they have

22:56

like their own agreement and whatnot. So

22:59

like, honestly, no judgment. Right, obviously. Yeah,

23:01

no judgment. And it has been known

23:03

that Kate and Rose were friendly and

23:06

everything like that. But people

23:08

have speculated that Rose and

23:11

her husband's children are actually the

23:13

children of her and William. Ooh.

23:16

Which would mean that if William ever claimed

23:18

them, their line of succession would

23:21

be ahead of Kate and Kate

23:23

and William's kids. Ooh, because

23:26

they're older, yeah. That's a

23:28

problem. There's a theory that Rose

23:30

is currently pregnant and that the

23:32

reason Kate actually didn't have any

23:34

kind of surgery at all, but

23:37

on Christmas, found out that Rose

23:39

was pregnant and that she was

23:41

claiming that it was William's baby

23:43

and that she's keeping it and

23:45

publicly going to acknowledge that

23:47

it's William's baby. That's how

23:49

you end up assassinated because that's gonna

23:52

be a problem for the royals if

23:54

that's true. Right. So

23:56

then this is happening on Christmas.

23:58

She finds this out. Kate has

24:00

a fucking mental breakdown, understandably so.

24:02

Right, if you take the first

24:04

part of that conspiracy that like,

24:07

Rose's other kids are Williams's children,

24:09

this would throw that into light.

24:11

Are they his children, which could mean

24:13

that, I mean, William could come out and say,

24:15

no, they're not my kids, or he can even

24:17

acknowledge that they're his bastards and be like, but

24:19

I'm not claiming them. Which would

24:21

then tarnish Kate, because

24:23

then it would be like, this

24:26

other woman has had children with

24:28

my husband, like fucking wear a

24:30

condom, William, they're very cheap, and

24:32

you have lots of money. And

24:34

so there is the theory that

24:36

Kate, or not Kate, that Rose and

24:38

William are actually actually in love, but

24:40

she was not picked to be queen.

24:44

So literally she's Camilla, she's Camilla.

24:46

Yes, this is why, in my opinion,

24:48

Prince William is the bigger villain in all of this,

24:50

because he saw what it did to his

24:52

mom, and yet he's continuing the cycle. Now

24:55

granted, we know that Princess Diana and

24:57

Charles did not have an agreement and an

24:59

understanding, she was very upset about it. If

25:01

Kate and William have an understanding, like

25:04

Kate can have extramarital affairs, so can

25:06

William, then that's fine. Meghan Markle has

25:08

talked about the fact that when she

25:10

found out that William was having an affair,

25:13

that she went to Kate, and Kate was

25:15

like, we just have an understanding. So

25:17

there's kind of been substantiated that this

25:19

is a thing. And who cares, who

25:21

the fuck cares? If you have an

25:23

open consenting relationship, fuck off other people,

25:25

that's their life. Granted, they

25:27

are one of the biggest public figures in

25:29

the world, so it kind of makes it

25:32

hard to pull off. There's also the theory,

25:34

going back to Kate, like hysterectomy thing, Kate

25:36

supposedly had a boyfriend, I haven't looked up

25:38

his name, I apologize, listeners, I could look

25:41

it up in a second, that Kate had

25:43

a boyfriend and he is now dead. And

25:45

that there's a theory, the reason why we

25:47

can't see Kate now, going to what you

25:49

said earlier, is that Kate and her boyfriend

25:51

were killed, because Kate was pregnant, which is

25:53

like the whole Diana thing, and they're just

25:56

like not sharing this

25:58

with the world. I feel

26:00

like them going this route and trying to cover

26:02

it up for so long would be so much

26:04

more detrimental than making up some story if they

26:07

had something to do with it. You know what

26:09

I mean? One of the things I thought was

26:11

going to happen kind of is that if

26:13

you were looking at it in a perfect

26:15

world from a PR standpoint, you put out

26:17

a press release that Kate Middleton has had

26:19

surgery that she's recovering at home and she

26:21

won't be out until Easter. Then

26:23

you go along a little bit further and

26:25

then suddenly Kate has had a complication and

26:27

has passed away. That

26:30

one makes sense actually. Yeah. So

26:32

you hide what happened to

26:34

her. Mm-hmm. There's also theories

26:36

that Kate has been, like the

26:38

reason Kate hasn't been out is she's

26:40

actually institutionalized right now, that she did

26:42

have a nervous breakdown and that she is

26:44

in an institution and that there are people

26:47

who are in the healthcare. And mind you,

26:49

if this happened in

26:51

America, we'd have HIPAA laws to protect this, but

26:53

there are people who are in the healthcare

26:55

industry who are like, no, she's in this

26:57

facility. Like I've seen her, blah, blah, blah.

27:00

I think those people are just trying to cash

27:02

in on like a quick payout from a tabloid.

27:05

But that's one of the theories out

27:07

there is that she's just been like

27:09

she's taking a grippy sock vacation. Obviously,

27:11

she can't come out, which would make

27:13

sense why the photo would have to be

27:15

edited because if the person in that

27:18

seat isn't her and they

27:20

were just trying to make it look like her,

27:22

that would make sense. Obviously you should probably have

27:24

hired a better editor for your photos. I mean,

27:26

we have to wait till they end a march,

27:28

you know, but I mean, kind of at this point, like

27:31

I don't know. But if I was the palace,

27:33

I would be pushing for her to go

27:35

out sooner, make some sort of public appearance to

27:37

be like, look, we didn't fucking murder you,

27:39

which is the only reason I'm kind of like,

27:41

did they murder her? Because like, I

27:43

hope not. At this point, you would

27:46

think she would be like, I'm going

27:48

to step outside. I mean, granted, we

27:50

have those grainy photos. But like people

27:52

have said that could be anyone. Yeah,

27:54

they've said that could be anybody. That

27:56

could be like old pictures also photoshopped

27:58

better like so many. I

28:01

mean, people have talked about that it could have

28:03

been like her sister with like who dyed her

28:05

hair. And I mean, that's kind of the thing

28:07

with it. I mean, Kate kind of came for

28:09

Rose in the last kind of year. Basically

28:12

she was wearing something that was really kind

28:14

of like didn't cover her all the way

28:16

and Kate basically publicly commented that

28:18

it was like scandalous and inappropriate,

28:20

which you know, and basically in

28:23

high society was like, you're a fucking slut.

28:26

And it would make sense like because the one rule

28:28

that a lot of these kind of couples have is

28:30

you can have affairs that you can have no emotion

28:32

to them. And kind of

28:35

seems like William can't shake Rose.

28:37

He caught feels. Yeah. And

28:39

I mean, I get it. Maybe she's the only

28:42

one who will pay him. And he's like, I

28:44

got to keep her because this is the only

28:46

one that does it right. You know, like maybe

28:48

I don't know. But like at the same time,

28:50

like the world is awaiting like we watched literally

28:52

the palace in the paparazzi killed Diana. Right. So

28:55

what's the ramification going to be? Yeah,

28:57

that's the thing. It's like, yes, these conspiracy theories

29:00

are so wild. But at the same time, there's

29:02

a possibility that some of these could have some

29:04

truth to them. We just

29:06

we don't know when Harry ran with Megan. He

29:08

was like, I left because they were going to

29:10

kill my wife. Like that's

29:12

where this was headed. And if

29:15

Kate was upset about the whole

29:17

affair thing and started making waves,

29:19

the palace, I mean, for fucking

29:21

centuries, the English court has just

29:23

disappeared women. I mean, think about

29:25

it like there's a whole musical

29:27

called six because of one king

29:29

and his man just can kill women and move

29:32

on or divorce them and cast them aside

29:34

and move on. It's kind of

29:36

their thing. All right. Well,

29:38

that is going to go ahead and

29:40

wrap us up for today. We hope

29:43

you guys enjoyed if you're following this

29:45

saga, as I'm calling it. You guys let

29:47

us know what your thoughts are on this whole

29:49

thing. Where you think Kate is, or if you

29:51

think there's truth to any of these conspiracy theories,

29:53

we would love to know. And with that, we'll

29:55

go ahead and sign off and we'll see you

29:57

next time. Bye. I

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