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shoes. And yep they
6:02
are definitely on display in the main gallery
6:04
of the museum and roughly 3,000 people
6:06
a year passed by the aging skin of Big Nose
6:08
George. So again
6:10
curious go go see it. Also
6:12
confirmed there's no documented evidence of
6:14
Dr. Osborne wearing these shoes to his
6:17
inauguration that kind of you know far-fretched
6:19
wild sensationalized story
6:21
of him tap dancing in wearing his spazzy
6:23
George shoes.
6:24
But the doctor was known to be
6:27
proud of the dress shoes showing them as
6:29
an example of how he was tough
6:31
on crime. The medical bag and coin
6:33
wallet seem to be lost to history.
6:35
So you may want to be careful if you ever stumble
6:38
upon any unusually soft or perhaps
6:40
leathery antiques, you know?
6:42
Yeah, I read this other story
6:44
online and I don't know if it's true, but that the
6:47
governor, he had this vendetta,
6:50
personal vendetta against Big Nose George
6:52
because George had orchestrated this train heist
6:54
that made the governor late
6:57
for a party he was going to. Wow. That
6:59
might just be some like sensationalized story.
7:04
That doesn't even need to go to some anger management or something.
7:07
Damn. Yeah. And also the
7:09
tendons at the museum couldn't say
7:11
if there were other accounts of human skin being
7:13
used by local doctors in Wyoming. George
7:16
was the only known criminal to have been crafted
7:18
into everyday objects
7:20
in Carbon County. Yeah.
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Yeah. Even though no other convicted
7:24
criminals were skinned in Wyoming
7:26
that we know of. Many other executed
7:29
prisoners were faded to rest in
7:31
pieces.
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Literally. And this
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is one grisly story of many, some might say
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too many, in human history where people
7:38
got a little too crafty with human
7:40
skin. A little
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too crafty. To me,
7:45
we have so many things to choose from, to craft
7:48
with. Sure, so many. And we're
7:50
definitely going to get into them as we approach
7:52
today's episode questioning why anybody would want to
7:55
make objects, clothing, art trinkets,
7:57
whatever, out of human skin.
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While we don't understand them, apparently there are lots of
8:02
reasons that sickos have. Nonetheless,
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we are doing a regrettably deep dive into
8:06
this fleshy underground trade, starting with one
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of the earliest recorded instances.
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During the 9th century BCE,
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the Scythians left a trail of violence
8:15
across what is now modern day Russia, Ukraine,
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Siberia, and parts of China. The
8:20
Scythians specialized in tattooing and
8:22
war and were also skilled butchers
8:24
who prized human skin. soldiers
8:27
would scalp their foes, hanging their skins
8:29
from
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anywhere they could, the wash and drying
8:31
line, troubley
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some trees, including their own belts and
8:36
garments. And to show off their victories,
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Scythians would make bibs out of the fleshy
8:40
skull top or wrap celebratory
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bone goblets and fine human leathers.
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Some would sew the skin of the scalps together
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to make cloaks.
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Oh. Oh! I
8:52
just can't even imagine, like,
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somebody asks you where you got your cloak from
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and you're like, Todd. You know,
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I just can't even. Remember Todd? Yeah.
9:02
Maybe I'm just jealous
9:03
because I don't feel like I have nice enough skin that's too
9:06
main. Oh my God, is that what you're thinking about?
9:08
Are you thinking about, like, in the end, would
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anybody make something cool out of my skin? Jess, would
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you wear me? Be honest.
9:15
Be honest. Probably
9:17
not, not because of your dishwater skin,
9:19
but because just, you
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heard me say that. That wasn't
9:23
all good, no worries callback. Let's blend.
9:26
Anyway, no, just because
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that's weird to me. You know it's weird. Okay,
9:30
if you didn't think it was weird.
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Maybe a purse, okay?
9:35
Yes, a purse. Okay.
9:38
All right, I don't know if that, I guess you're not happy with
9:40
that. You're gonna spill stuff all over and I know that,
9:43
but all right. Probably, probably. Well,
9:46
anyway, back to the Scythians. Okay, fine, a bib.
9:48
We'll get you out of the bed. I gotcha. I
9:51
want people to see you on Zoom in
9:53
meetings, and then there's like a bib around
9:55
your neck that's got one eye. Oh no! No!
9:58
Oh, that's making me. That's making my skin crawl
10:01
a bit. That's the point of this podcast,
10:03
I guess. That is the point. That is the point.
10:05
Back to the Scythians, though. They would skin
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their enemies whole, flaying their skin and
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mounting it high onto something, maybe resembling
10:11
a sail,
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or like, you know, people put up those, their
10:15
college dorms, they have those flags. Jesus.
10:18
Probably like that. Yes. All right,
10:20
can I just say, if someone's making a skin sail,
10:22
that is a literal
10:23
and figurative red flag. Absolutely.
10:27
Okay. This is
10:29
the blood. But literally what
10:31
you just said about, cause yes, the
10:33
college dorm rooms with the flag, a skin
10:35
flag, Jesus. Like Penn, Pennant
10:37
flag or Pennant flag. Yes. Ah,
10:40
jeez. God.
10:41
Yeah, Scythian soldiers were not alone in
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their penchant for skin cloaks. In 2019,
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an ancient temple was discovered in Mexico,
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estimated to have been built between 1000 and 1260 BC
10:54
in honor of the Mesoamerican fertility
10:56
god, Shepei Totech. Shippe
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totec
10:59
means our lord the flayed one, little
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on the nose there, in the native language
11:04
of Nahuatl. They held
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gladiator-style battles that resulted
11:08
in the dead having their skin flayed and
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made cloaks. Researchers have found
11:13
whole intact human torsos wearing
11:15
flayed skin cloaks. Oh my gosh.
11:17
I know. It's just like recycle, reduce,
11:19
reuse, right? Right?
11:21
Anyway, statues and stone masks show
11:24
Shippe totec wearing freshly flayed ribbons
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of human skin to symbolize the new
11:29
skin that covered the earth and the
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regeneration of spring. When I hear new skin, I just
11:33
think of that liquid band-aid
11:35
you can put on.
11:36
Liquid band-aid? You know what I'm talking about? It's like,
11:39
it almost looks like clear nail polish, but it's a liquid
11:41
band-aid that you could put over a cut.
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Oh, I see. That's what it's called new skin. Okay, so yeah,
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it's kind of like a film. Yeah. Like
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a, yes, yes. Yeah, but they had a whole other meaning for
11:49
it. Oh, they sure did. They
11:51
sure did. Yeah,
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the Aztecs adopted the cult of Shepei
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Totek between 1469 and 1481.
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The second ritual month of the Aztec
12:02
calendar is called, I'm going to go to stay with me.
12:05
Here we go. The Aztec calendar is
12:08
called Tlac Ashwipe
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Waltz Etsili, or let's just say
12:12
the flaying of men. That word existed
12:15
in multiple time zones. It sure
12:17
did. Well done Jess.
12:19
Aztec priests killed human
12:21
victims by removing their hearts and flaying
12:23
the bodies. The human skins would be crafted
12:25
and dyed yellow to resemble gold. Adorning
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human skin as a spiritual ritual
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was also practiced in Iceland. The
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Museum of Icelandic Sorcery
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in Witchcraft in Holmvik, Iceland,
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is home to the only surviving
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pair of necropants. Yes,
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necro pants. Necro pants.
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In the early 17th century, Icelandic
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sorcerers commonly struck a gruesome
12:49
deal
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amongst friends, which was,
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when you die, I will wear your legs
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as pants.
12:54
And honestly Jess, I'm kinda into that.
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Okay, so then I changed my mind. It's no
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more purse, no more bib. I
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will wear your legs as pants. They're gonna be stretched out a little bit
13:03
because I'm a little taller than you. But
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I
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don't know. Have
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you seen the picture? Have you seen the view? Yes, and I
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will say these are like more than a pant
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because there's- Oh, they're more than a pant. There's
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feet in there. There's
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hair. And there's like a penis
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sheath. There's a, yes. The
13:24
best way to describe it, and again,
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we can, we need to be better. I'm gonna post this photo
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on this. You're gonna get our Instagram account flagged.
13:31
Maybe we don't, maybe we don't post it. But
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the best way to describe it is, and I know this
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is like far-fetching for a lot of people,
13:37
but Kim Kardashian wore
13:39
this one latex skin-colored
13:42
outfit out and about, have you seen
13:44
it? I know exactly what you're talking about. Okay, yes, that's what
13:47
I'm trying to like find the best, you
13:49
know, thing anybody can think of
13:50
right now. But it's like that, think of what she
13:52
wore. Kim Kardashian latex. She
13:55
was wearing Necropants. She could have been,
13:57
but she shaved the hair off because this photo.
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shows hair, shows the
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follicles, the pores, you know, all
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the fun stuff. Which honestly,
14:07
the hair
14:07
is grosser to me than the skin. Yeah,
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no, yeah. What does that say about me? So just look it up, guys.
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Just look up the real photo. Yeah,
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and there's
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art to making these pants, right?
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Yes, in order to make a pair of Nabro,
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or Necropants, or Skinpants, friends
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would make a pact giving the other permission
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to wear their legs after they died. The
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surviving member
14:30
of the Pact had to dig up their dead friend's
14:32
body, then peel off the skin of
14:34
the corpse from the waist down. You had to
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do this all without tearing any
14:38
holes or causing any damage to the skin
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or the Pact would be broken. According
14:44
to legend, a coin had to be
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then stolen from a widow and a magical
14:48
sign called the Nabro Carstifer would
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be drawn on a piece of paper.
14:53
Like prints, just a symbol. Yeah,
14:56
okay, yes. And
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then once these now magically imbued items,
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because you did this little ritual with them,
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were sewn into the scrotum of
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the Necropant. Oh, so the scrotum, I thought the scrotum
15:07
was just for show, just aesthetic, but
15:09
I guess it serves a purpose. It serves purpose. Who
15:12
knew? So then the spell was complete. The surviving
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friend
15:15
would then step into the magical pair
15:17
of leg pants, the sisterhood of the traveling Necropants,
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and the dead legs would allegedly fuse
15:23
to the living legs. That's kind of sweet and
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I
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hope you feel that way when you wear my legs someday.
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I might. I might
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not though and that's okay if I don't. I
15:35
don't agree with that. No.
15:39
You said that just so like, I'm sorry, I just don't agree
15:41
with that. No, we're not gonna, no.
15:45
According to folklore, the coin would aid
15:48
in gathering wealth and as long as the coin
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was not removed from the skin scrotum,
15:52
they would continue to have good fortune for
15:55
generations. So, hmm,
15:57
but like if you lose the coin,
15:59
can you, or what if... currency just changes
16:01
over time. Like can I pop a Canadian
16:03
toonie in there?
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Yeah. I think if
16:09
currency changed, I think it would still,
16:11
you'd still get some good fortune. I would hope so because
16:13
it's like, come on now. Yeah, come
16:15
on. If the wearer of the pants did
16:17
not pass them down to their own friends, legend
16:19
has it that the body of the wearer would be
16:22
infected with lice immediately upon death.
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But the passage of time, the material use
16:27
of human skin continue to get stranger and
16:29
more elaborate. To this day, folks are
16:32
still running into everyday objects
16:34
that they later learned are actual epidermis.
16:37
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16:37
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16:40
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16:42
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Now back to the show so we covered some
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of the classical and ancient
20:40
Instances where people were making objects
20:43
or clothes from human skin and now we're
20:45
getting into the contemporary
20:46
Which this is in our
20:48
purview, right? It makes it all the more morbid
20:51
and creepy Six
20:53
months after
20:53
Hurricane Katrina in 2005,
20:56
a man named Raymond Skip Henderson
20:58
was sifting through a rummage sale in his New Orleans
21:00
neighborhood. Skip told NPR that
21:02
he was actually interested in a drum set, but
21:05
the seller pointed him to a lamp and specifically
21:07
pointed out the lamp's shade.
21:09
Skip told NPR, he said,
21:12
you know, this is the skin of Jewish people.
21:14
He said, that's Jewish people's
21:17
flesh. Skip went on to say, you know,
21:19
once you live in New Orleans, you just get prepared for
21:21
anything.
21:22
For whatever reason, Skip bought
21:24
the lamp. It was $35 when he got home. He
21:27
started to examine the lamp more closely, he
21:30
said in an interview, quote, now
21:32
you start looking. You're noticing wrinkles
21:35
and pores and it's very translucent.
21:37
It looks dusty or greasy and
21:39
it has a very silky feel to it. He
21:42
went on to say, that
21:43
thing will clear out a room. Horrific.
21:47
As stories of Nazi atrocities began
21:49
emerging immediately after World War II, Albert
21:51
Rosing was working for the U.S. Army's Psychological
21:54
Warfare Division and interviewed more
21:56
than 600 prisoners who
21:58
had been liberated from Buchenwald. While interrogating
22:01
a liberated French prisoner named Stefan
22:03
Essle, when Essle asked Roseng,
22:06
how can you, an American officer, sit
22:08
at this desk with this lamp?
22:10
To which Roseng replied, what the hell is
22:12
wrong with this lamp? Essle informed
22:14
him, don't you know? That lampshade
22:16
is human skin. I just got
22:19
goosebumps. It's just the idea
22:22
of, it's ubiquitous enough
22:24
that you don't even know that the atrocities
22:26
that happened are existing
22:28
and living around you. Like it's
22:31
awful. Woody Guthrie wrote
22:33
a song about the human skin lampshades at
22:35
Buchenwald called Eile Kocke. Eile
22:37
Kocke, known as the bitch of Buchenwald,
22:40
was the wife of the commandant Karl
22:43
Otto Kocke. Eile Kocke was infamous
22:45
for her sadistic treatment of prisoners and was
22:47
one of the first prominent Nazis tried with
22:49
the US military. You like hear stories
22:52
of these sick people, especially people in power,
22:53
who do these kind of twisted things
22:55
and it sounds like something from a movie, but no, it,
22:58
this was real, real horrific
23:00
things done to real human beings.
23:03
Yeah. Um, she allegedly constructed multiple
23:05
human skin lampshades and purses from
23:07
the skin of prisoners at the concentration
23:09
camp. And like the Nazis, you know, we're known
23:12
for doing tons of experiments
23:15
all the time, all kinds of experiments,
23:17
anything that they could think of do. They were doing
23:19
weird stuff. And like not experiments for
23:21
the positive. It was like, let's test how we
23:23
can break a person
23:25
or the lengths of human pain.
23:28
It wasn't like, let's test to figure out how to cure
23:30
this disease. Yes, yes. Of
23:33
all the items made of human skin, lampshades
23:36
seem to come up quite a bit. Why
23:38
is that? Maybe it's like a
23:40
good thing that we don't know why. If I had to guess,
23:42
I would think like the translucency of
23:45
skin is good for filtering light. Maybe,
23:48
but I mean, I don't know. Probably
23:50
the most infamous lampshade guy was serial killer. Ed
23:57
Gein, who committed many atrocities between
23:59
19-
23:59
47 to 57 in Plainfield,
24:02
Wisconsin. He went from exhuming
24:04
dead corpses to eventually targeting
24:07
fresher living victims for their skin.
24:10
Yeah, at Gein's home police officers
24:12
found numerous disturbing creations
24:14
including a human skin
24:17
apron and a skin belt made
24:19
of nipples. He also confessed to having
24:21
made a suit out of all female
24:24
skin so he could become his
24:26
mother. Psycho! Yep,
24:29
straight from a horror movie. And then he like,
24:31
he made like a wastebasket.
24:31
Like he was like, well, we
24:34
gotta, we need to stay tidy. Like
24:36
I'm making, oh, there's
24:38
scraps of skin everywhere. I need something to throw
24:41
it all in, make the wastebasket. Yeah, yeah.
24:43
There's something about him making such
24:46
like mundane and everyday objects out
24:48
of human skin that raises the
24:50
disturbing factor to like a hundred. Yeah,
24:53
yeah. You know? And I mean, there's a
24:55
wealth
24:56
of psychoanalysis on gain and
24:58
what drove him to his depraved behavior. Could
25:01
have just been a general perversion or
25:03
he used it as a method of control, a trauma
25:06
response, a maladaptive coping mechanism,
25:08
schizophrenia,
25:09
or maybe he was just pure evil, you know?
25:11
Not exactly. In the 1800s,
25:14
it was quite common for doctors and everyday
25:16
citizens to pull, pry and
25:18
shape the skin of the dead for
25:20
art, souvenirs or medical reasons.
25:23
folks justified this by
25:25
using the skin of executed criminals.
25:28
So it's like, oh, it's okay. They're executed criminals.
25:31
Yep. Like the situation with Big Nose
25:32
George, like doctors would claim the skin
25:34
of the dead and then say it was for medical purposes.
25:38
But in a lot of that time, like with George, that
25:40
skin was sculpted and molded into everyday
25:42
souvenirs like wallets and books. William
25:44
Burke was one of an
25:47
infamous pair of Scottish serial killers
25:49
known as Birkenhair. Birkenhaer
25:51
were responsible for the serial slayings
25:54
of 16 people whose murdered bodies
25:56
they sold to a local medical professor for 10 shillings.
25:59
a piece. Burke
26:02
was convicted of the two of
26:04
them and on the morning of January 28th, 1829, he
26:07
was hanged in front of 25,000 people. With
26:09
a morbid twist of irony, Burke's corpse
26:11
was publicly dissected by a
26:13
medical professor in Edinburgh's
26:16
old college. Karma. What
26:18
karma? It's like karma in action. During
26:20
the procedure, which lasted
26:21
two hours, the professor dipped his quill pen
26:23
into Burke's blood and wrote, this
26:26
is written with the blood of William Burke, who
26:28
was hanged at Edinburgh. This blood
26:30
was taken from his head. That's so metal.
26:33
I love that you
26:35
say, damn, that's so metal.
26:37
Well, it is. Like
26:40
this
26:41
professor was just off
26:43
the chain. Like this guy was skinning
26:46
people. I'm gonna write
26:47
his obituary and his own book.
26:49
Burke's skin was then carefully
26:51
stripped from his corpse. A wallet
26:54
was crafted and a book was bound
26:56
with his tan skin and then stamped with a
26:58
gold leaf. Oh,
27:00
beautiful. I know. Speaking of
27:02
human skin-bound books, the movie Evil
27:05
Dead, the original is great, the 2013 remake,
27:07
awesome, there's a new one. Remember
27:10
that weird looking book, the Necronomicon Ex
27:12
Mortis, a book bound in human
27:14
skin? Not real, but in the
27:16
movie. Yeah, yeah. In other words, Anthropodermic
27:19
Bibliopoege, which is the practice of binding
27:21
books in human skin. Yes, thankfully
27:24
there aren't too many of these books lying around.
27:27
In the 50 rumored human skin books
27:29
that the anthropodermic book
27:31
project have examined, only 18 as
27:33
of April 2022 are actually bound
27:35
in human skin. And let's hope that's it. Yeah.
27:40
This practice sort of peaked in the 17th and 19th
27:42
century and we can ask ourselves why, like
27:44
what was the point? Yeah, binding.
27:47
Why would you want to bind books with skin? For
27:49
one, punishment. Many, like we were talking about, many
27:52
skin bound books had the
27:53
skin of executed criminals.
27:55
sometimes even their confessions would be bound
27:57
with their skin.
27:59
I was bound in cadaver skin as a way
28:02
of saying thank you from the doctors to
28:04
their patients for helping learn from them. Oh,
28:06
this is
28:07
wild. I know, I know. Yeah,
28:09
imagine getting that as a thank you. Yeah,
28:12
yeah. Another reason was to, and
28:14
this one I kind of understand, it's a morbid
28:16
way, but to memorialize the
28:18
dead with some people giving consent to
28:20
having their skin used for this very purpose. Morbid,
28:23
but I guess I understand it. Well,
28:25
when you get
28:26
the book for me, it'll be, I'll be like, finally,
28:29
the way to get her to open a book. Yeah.
28:31
She's a damn Kindle. Rounding
28:38
out the macabre reasons, collectors
28:40
wanted something unusual to impress their
28:42
creepy friends
28:43
with. I personally
28:45
would not be impressed by such things, but
28:48
to each their own. These collectors especially
28:50
liked books bound in
28:51
tattooed skin. Yeah, a doctor
28:54
from this time, Dr. Ludovic Bulind,
28:57
as a medical student, decided to bind a
28:59
book using the scan of a female patient whose
29:01
body went unclaimed. It had
29:03
a guilt-paneled spine, guilt
29:06
borders, cover ornamentation,
29:08
and fillets.
29:10
Fun! Ah, but
29:12
anyway, back to William Burke. Burke's book still resides
29:15
behind a glass case at Surgeon's Hall Museum
29:17
in Scotland.
29:17
Close by is his death mask,
29:20
a sculpted plaster visage that shows off his
29:22
criminal features. Remember Big George
29:24
from the beginning? I remember him. Yeah, the coffin
29:26
wouldn't close. Yes, because of his, yes, got it. He
29:31
also had a death mask made, which was, I guess,
29:33
kind of the thing to do with criminals at the time to
29:36
try and understand what forces, if
29:38
any, shaped the criminal mind. Cesar
29:41
Lombrosso, the father of criminology,
29:43
wrote in his 1876 book
29:45
Criminal Man, quote, in general, Thieves
29:48
are notable for their expressive faces
29:51
and manual dexterity. Small,
29:53
wandering eyes that are often oblique in
29:55
form, thick and close eyebrows,
29:58
distorted or squashed noses.
29:59
thin beards, and hair and
30:02
slopping foreheads." Interesting.
30:05
Yeah, he went on to write, like, rapists,
30:07
they often have jug ears. Rapists, however nearly,
30:09
always have sparkling eyes, delicate
30:11
features, and swollen lips and eyelids.
30:13
Most of them are frail and some are hunched
30:15
back. This is all, I mean, malarkey,
30:18
of course, as we know. Yeah. Though
30:21
there is absolutely no debt to support the wrong
30:23
and overly racist idea that facial
30:25
features contribute to a person's criminality, Lombroso's
30:28
hypothesis creepily described
30:31
big nose George's face to a tee.
30:34
Yeah. I mean, the guy had a big nose. We
30:36
get it. We got it. Yup.
30:38
He, we, it is drilled into my
30:40
brain. Yeah. Yeah.
30:41
And then like the description, he had
30:44
this nose that sloped from the center bridge
30:46
and he had droopy eyelids.
30:48
His beady dark eyes were small
30:50
under a pair of black eyebrows and bushy
30:53
mustache covered the entirety of
30:55
his mouth.
30:55
He had thick black hair that pushed from the back of
30:57
his forehead and tucked behind his ears.
30:59
Again, this is more creepy
31:02
coincidence than any actual scientific
31:04
fact. In 1833, a Frenchman named
31:06
Antoine LeBlanc arrived in Morristown, New Jersey,
31:08
where he was offered lodging in Judge Samuel
31:11
Sayer's small dank basement in exchange
31:13
for unpaid work. After a few weeks
31:15
of hard labor, LeBlanc showed his true
31:17
nature. He murdered Judge Sayer
31:19
in cold blood by striking him
31:22
in the back with an axe. The judge's
31:24
wife, Sarah Sayer, and their servant,
31:26
Phoebe, possibly a slave, he
31:28
killed with a club.
31:29
LeBlanc then ransacked the house for money and valuables.
31:32
He hid out, but eventually the murders
31:34
came to light and the town hunted
31:36
him down. A local judge ordered
31:38
him to be hanged and dissected. On September 6,
31:41
1833, LeBlanc was hanged in
31:43
front of over 10,000 witnesses. He
31:45
was cut down and rushed across the street to
31:47
local Dr. Isaac Canfield's office.
31:50
Dr. Canfield removed the LeBlanc skin and
31:52
brought it to Atno, Tannery and Washington
31:54
Street to be fashioned into lampshades,
31:57
books, purses and wallets. Just a plethora
31:59
of things.
31:59
Apparently, bored locals
32:02
who were fascinated by the case were able to purchase
32:04
tiny strips of dried skin signed
32:07
by the arresting sheriff. God.
32:10
Go. That tannery made
32:11
so many items out of this one dude
32:14
that Morristown locals were still finding
32:17
the heirlooms of his
32:18
epidermis well into the late 20th century. On
32:21
Halloween night in 1995, while liquidating
32:23
the estate of the late Carl Scherzer, the
32:25
an official town historian as he was, auctioneers
32:29
found a shriveled
32:29
coin purse made from human skin. Can I
32:32
just feel like it's always the same stuff.
32:34
It's like a purse, it's a book.
32:36
It's like, where's like the pop cap? The
32:40
pop socket or the...
32:42
I think, yeah, I mean, when we're
32:45
talking about the skin and everything, it can
32:48
be pulled and stretched and like bound
32:50
on like maybe it's just because they need those
32:53
things like purses, books, And
32:55
it's just like that is just. Where's the beanie baby?
32:58
See, that might be harder to, because
33:00
it needs to be, I think on like something hard, something you
33:02
can stretch and bind. You know what I mean? I'm
33:05
gonna go off record on the record here. You
33:07
guys gotta switch up your game here. I'm tired
33:09
of the wallets. I'm tired of the,
33:11
you know,
33:13
like to make something interesting.
33:16
What do you want? A cross body bag. Well,
33:18
that's still a purse kind of.
33:20
Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah,
33:24
slap like a logo on it. There you go. There you
33:26
go. Love it. Love it.
33:29
But yes, that that old coin purse made
33:31
from human skin. Yeah, yeah. It
33:33
was made from a block. This
33:36
human skin wallet was found tucked away
33:38
in an upstairs library and is currently
33:40
in the hands of Scherzer's son, Douglas.
33:44
Douglas keeps that small rectangular
33:46
human skin wallet in a picture
33:47
frame. That wallet
33:50
is about four and a half inches long, and it's kind
33:52
of this like sickly greenish brown color.
33:54
Yeah, fold it over. a
33:56
tongue flap fits neatly into
33:59
a slot on the... front in order to close
34:01
the wallet. Is it like
34:03
a tongue flap, like a
34:06
tongue flap or? You
34:09
know, I have not looked this one up. This
34:11
is not looked that one up. And
34:14
there's a story about this in Weird New Jersey magazine,
34:16
which I don't
34:17
know if you've ever heard of Weird New Jersey, Jess. I
34:19
love it. I have some friends from New
34:21
Jersey that introduced me to it and like gave
34:23
me a bunch of physical copies of this magazine.
34:25
Nice. It's it's just this monthly
34:28
magazine that comes out in New Jersey that
34:30
talks about like a New Jersey creepy
34:32
folklore and Stories and
34:34
morbid stuff. It's it's awesome.
34:36
That's incredible But yeah, we're New
34:38
Jersey covered this and they
34:41
they described aged human skin
34:43
This was not the tough
34:45
yet supple high of a cow or pig
34:47
which we are all familiar with Nor was it the
34:49
shiny rough and scaly skin of a reptile?
34:52
This was a thin and frail skin that
34:54
should have never been tooled in such a manner.
34:56
Oh
34:56
see that Yeah, that
34:58
really gave me chills because
35:01
Up because it's like it's it's already
35:03
unnatural Yeah But the fact that
35:06
it's like human skin
35:07
doesn't have like even this dexterity
35:09
that people should be making it into stuff They have
35:11
they have to specifically
35:13
work against its natural properties
35:15
to make it and stuff exactly
35:17
You know, yeah, cuz we've been using you know
35:20
skin and hide to keep back
35:23
in the days, old days to keep us
35:25
warm and stuff like that. Tougher hides.
35:28
Yeah, but like human skin, it's just
35:30
like, it's so unnatural to us
35:32
as humans because we are humans and we're not supposed to
35:35
be worthy, the top of the food chain
35:37
right now, doing this to ourselves,
35:39
don't be skinning each other. But
35:42
yeah, from human cloaks to wallets,
35:44
to lampshades, to shoes, it's
35:46
creepy for sure. and it definitely, definitely
35:49
passes our Morbites. This is definitely your typical
35:52
Morbit type of episode.
35:54
Everything we talk about is Morbit, but this one is intense.
35:57
Yeah. especially like if you're in
36:00
animal lover or a vegan,
36:01
obviously the idea of making leather
36:03
objects from animal hides and skins is
36:06
probably, you, it lists the same reaction as
36:08
this. You know, it's, it's unnatural.
36:10
It's morbid, but like, I do think that there's
36:12
something about
36:13
making objects, clothing, et cetera, from human skin.
36:17
That is just a whole, it's a whole
36:19
thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, it is. I mean,
36:21
it means, it means something different
36:24
to possess and mutilate somebody's skin. Yeah.
36:26
And it's this departure from like
36:28
a human to human
36:29
relationship. You're turning someone into an
36:31
object.
36:32
You're literally objectifying
36:34
someone, making them an item. Mm-hmm. They're no longer
36:37
obligated to like this emotional connection. Mm-hmm.
36:41
And it's just, there's a whole like psychological
36:44
level to it. Yeah, it is. There's a deep, deep
36:46
and sickening level of dehumanization
36:48
at play. And I think we can all agree,
36:50
however you read into it, it's all really
36:53
fucking, ugh, icky. It's
36:55
really gross.
36:56
We should stop talking about
36:59
this. It's grossed me out. We
37:02
should talk about how fun it is that we're back with. I know. Yeah.
37:04
We're back with
37:06
Nastia in season five, right? Season
37:08
five. Yeah. Oh my gosh.
37:10
Yeah. Take a little break between seasons to get ready for the next one.
37:13
Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. What are we talking
37:15
about this season? I forgot
37:16
all week. I think we're covering
37:18
like, I think we're going to talk about like Egypt,
37:21
finally, properly. Absolutely.
37:23
Absolutely. Absolutely. God, I can't
37:25
tell you how many times there's like
37:27
Devin, my partner is obsessed with
37:30
ancient Egypt. How many times I've walked out
37:32
into the living room and there's just a documentary about
37:34
agent and I sit there and watch it too because it's fascinating.
37:36
But yes, Egypt is going to be great.
37:38
It is. And there's
37:40
also we're talking about could a zombie apocalypse
37:42
actually happen? Yes.
37:44
In real life. Yes. And this
37:47
was I mean, I know the nevermind.
37:49
I don't want to bring up the Last of Us because it's not about zombies
37:51
and they're very clear, not talking about zombies,
37:53
but I know we had talked about this even before
37:55
the show. But it's kind of like what
37:57
zombies in what sense? And that's what we talked
37:59
about.
37:59
talk about in the episode, right? It's like the
38:02
idea of a dead person
38:04
rising from their grave. That's more of like the sensationalized
38:07
movie zombie, but like the zombification
38:10
of an organism that's possessed by another organism.
38:13
Could that really happen?
38:14
Exactly. Either way, they were
38:16
dead and then now they are back and they want
38:18
to kill me. So either way, whatever
38:20
you want to call it, what the
38:22
fuck, how is that? Can it happen? Let's
38:25
get into it. So yeah, we got a lot of fun
38:27
stuff this season going up.
38:28
Yeah, and more beyond that. And
38:31
I just, quick question for you Jess. Your
38:34
opinion on, you know,
38:37
say you're getting married and you
38:39
need flowers for the wedding. Ooh, I can
38:41
buy these funeral flowers at a discount
38:44
after they've been used at the funerals at
38:46
a yes, is that a no?
38:47
Wow, whose
38:50
funeral specifically? Just anyone's?
38:53
Really depends on if they smell bad. Whose wedding? Well,
38:56
I was thinking. be the question you're asking. I
38:59
thought it was mine. Are you talking about
39:01
mine? You want me to help you, you want me to help you plan
39:03
your upcoming wedding. Right? I
39:06
absolutely haven't asked you yet, but yes,
39:08
do it, do it all for me. I don't have to disclose
39:10
all my methods to you. Do I?
39:12
You just write the check.
39:13
No, but you've
39:16
already given so much away and
39:18
I think my only qualm is just make
39:20
sure they don't smell like the dead body. So
39:22
if they don't smell,
39:24
sure. by all means throw some old funeral
39:26
flowers at the wedding, Elise. Well,
39:29
I need to rethink some things and make some calls. I got to
39:31
go. OK, bad
39:34
bye, Elise. Bye-bye Jess.
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