Patty is back and has calmed down from March Madness while also trying hard not to be an April fool. She ponders the past and the present and all the delusions and distractions that come with it. She also fangirls over Queer Eye's Jonathan Van Ness's outlook on love and life.

Patty is also joined by Malini once more as they tackle the question of soulmates and its existence and definition and how the concept of love has been overly commodified and yet is also somehow so scarce.