The year is 1985. Tom Cruise is still in diapers. Tim Curry is in 90lbs of red makeup. A talented team of wranglers is hot gluing a horn to a horse's face.Does that sound crazy to you? Well, you have no freaking clue.Join us for Legend!

258 National Treasure

18 days ago 1h 30m

Nick Cage. But not Crazy Nick Cage.Sean Bean. But not Dying Sean Bean.Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight, but not scary...I guess you get the idea. It's a bunch of actors known for stuff that they just don't bring to the table here.Does it work?

257 How to Train Your Dragon

20 days ago 1h 44m

Not to be confused with "How to DRAIN Your Dragon", a very, very different film.Either way, the guys enjoy a lighthearted romp through a not awful movie.

256 Bright

Apr 1st, 2024 2h 7m

No, this is no an April Fool's prank, at least, not on purpose. This week, the Guys watch 'Bright', the Netflix Will Smith vehicle about racist Larpers, or something.It's great. Find out how great!#netflix #bright #willsmith

255 The Guyver

Mar 8th, 2024 1h 51m

Finally, a live-action adaptation of one of the anime's of all time, The Guyver!Mark Hamill stars as the bio-boosted...wait, what?... he's not?... why is he on the poster?...Uh, ok. sorry folks. So, some no name dork struggles to act his way

254 Ghost Rider

Feb 23rd, 2024 2h 7m

What with the new Marvel film sweeping theaters, we take a look at an older gem, featuring none other than Nick Cage! It's gonna be GREAT.#marvel #mcu #ghostrider

253 Superman

Feb 8th, 2024 2h 15m

The Guys head to Metropolis to visit the first entry in the "modern superhero" movies. Join us as we learn if men can really fly, and if Brando can read his lines off of a diaper.#dc #superheroes #superman

252 The Mighty Ducks

Jan 26th, 2024 1h 56m

Ring in the new year with a classic tale of misfit kids being taught by a misfit adult. Let's hit the ice with the Ducks!

251 Babes In Toyland

Dec 22nd, 2023 1h 53m

Ho Ho Holy Sh*T this movie...This holiday season, the Guys embrace the void with Laurel and Hardy, a 20-something in old man makeup, some unholy pig creatures, and of course, a monkey stuffed into a Mickey Mouse costume.Merry Christmas!

250 Osmosis Jones

Dec 15th, 2023 1h 22m

I guess this was our 250th episode? lol sorry everyone.Joe sits this episode out, so ... y'know... good luck with that. Watch Bill Murray do probably the worst thing Bill Murray has ever done. Yes, including that.

249 The Matrix

Dec 1st, 2023 1h 56m

This is the action movie that changed action movies forever. This is the movie you desperately convinced yourself was really deep, and the reason you own anything from Hot Topic.#matrix

248 Warlock II

Nov 25th, 2023 1h 57m

Get your finest goblet of rendered child fat, today we dive back into the world of Warlock!#warlock

247 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Nov 17th, 2023 2h 8m

You know its true, everything we do, we do it for you. This episode, what we do is watch the Kevin Costner adaptation of Robin Hood. Pour the mead!#robinhood

246 Poltergeist

Oct 29th, 2023 2h

It's Halloweeeeeeeeeen!Time to break out the candy bucket, and eat as much as you can before those rotten kids get here. Also, time to watch something spooky!#Halloween

245 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Oct 6th, 2023 2h 25m

I think we can all agree, that what the world really needs is more Jurassic sequels. And of course, we need sequels that can't decide if they are bad action movies, or bad horror movies.Enjoy this bad movie with us!

244 War of the Worlds (2005)

Oct 2nd, 2023 1h 56m

Sorry, everyone. I fell ill, and totally forgot to upload the new episode. So here ya go! It's got Tom Cruise, and a laser that leaves only pants.

243 G.I.Joe : Rise of Cobra

Sep 2nd, 2023 2h 31m

Mmmboy! The year is 2009. The Transformers live action movie was a wild success, despite being less than popular with critics. Hasbro sees a golden goose, and just starts squeezing the crap out of it. Literally, it would seem.Enjoy this pile

242 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Aug 9th, 2023 1h 46m

Poor Kevin is home alone again. Well, he's not home... and he's most definitely NOT alone. There's people all up in this movie.Is he lost in New York? Hard to say... He isn't really lost, so much as accidentally abandoned. In fact, he seems t

241 Top Gun

Jul 27th, 2023 1h 42m

The Guys collectively buzz the tower before oiling up for some sweet beef-on-beef volleyball. Kindly join us for our review of the 80's classic, Top Gun!

240 The Relic

Jul 7th, 2023 2h 27m

A Stan Winston monster is set loose in a museum. Hilarity ensues.

238 The Chase

Jun 7th, 2023 1h 52m

The Guys delve into the world of Mad Sheen: ADD Road.It... certainly happens.

237 If Looks Could Kill

May 19th, 2023 2h 27m

uh... It's like... James Bond.. I guess.

236 Warlock

Apr 27th, 2023 2h 15m

Yeah, it's weird. Our latest sponsored episode in which a warlock (or witch?) drinks the fat of that one kid from Step by Step.

235 The Princess Bride

Apr 10th, 2023 2h 8m

Here it is, probably one of the most universally beloved films we've done on this podcast. It's just so cozy, and feel-good. It's funny, and full of genuinely touching and thrilling scenes.of course Bric doesn't like it.

234 No Retreat, No Surrender

Mar 24th, 2023 1h 44m

ah, High school. the time in a young boy's life when he moves to a new state because his dad is a huge wuss of a karate teacher. Then he hallucinates about the ghost of Bruce Lee......'s stand-in. And of course, has a weird sexual awakening wit