I turned 40 thinking it was going to be the beginning of the end. I was a short haircut, acid wash mom jeans and an AARP card away from accepting my fate. How come I was considered old when I didn’t feel... OLD.Sure, when I need to pee, I MUST pee. And sure, I have thrown my back out while sneezing, but OLD? Nah.40 and other F words uncovers the humor, surprises and unexpected beauty of the fourth decade of life.