This week I find myself alone. My trusty side-kick Bert has left the show after only one episode.  I guess the fame was too much for him.  He went from obscurity to battling addiction to redemption in one week.  As you can tell I watched Motley Crue's movie The Dirt this week.

This episode goes everywhere from politics to Ancient Aliens.  The state of the film industry.  The arrival of spring.  The fact that people crap on new Star Wars films.  The coming apocalypse.  Planet X.  I cover all the bases!