You wake up in the morning. Its about 8am. You walk over to the fridge and open that bad boy up only to pull out a gallon of milk, pour it into a glass and let us all down. Drinking a full on glass of milk and not being a baby cow is a weird thing to do.

I am only trying to hurt milks feelings as it has hurt mine over the years. Take that milk. We dont need you or your lies.

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