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And, of course, look hey, hey, we are here.

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Oh well, I like it. We'll find out.

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I guess we promised you we'd be back.

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We are back, we are back.

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So what again do we have going on?

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This is amazing.

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Yes, as usual, we have to start with our drink of the week, because before you do anything, you have to drink, right?

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So today we have cranberry margaritas, which are quite tasty, but I must say so myself and they're beautiful oh my gosh.

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They smell cute and sweet. Really good holiday drinks.

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And easy and easy to make, Like we saw you shake these and they have rosemary in them.

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They're fancy looking. Yeah, I was a legit shaker.

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You were a shaker shaker, tom Cruise. And what's that movie?

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Cocktail, cocktail, cocktail.

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Yes, that was me.

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So here's this one. We're in the holiday season, ladies.

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Yes, we are officially our little Christmas trees are here, Cheers girl, you guys want to know how to make these.

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Yes, yes, so it's two shots of tequila, but you have to get like really good tequila.

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So, like um, customigos is one of my favorites.

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The one that is a miss starts with a T and I can't remember the name, but it is the rock.

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It's like the rocks.

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I don't drink tequila, so I don't know.

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Oh, like this time I drank tequila with you. We went downtown to do like a teaching class, oh, and every drink was tequila.

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Yeah.

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Oh, this was not that long ago actually. So and then, yeah, this was not 20 years ago, by the way, just so you know.

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So two shots of tequila, one shot of triple sec, and then fill the shaker up with cranberry juice and then squeeze half a lime in there, shake it up with some ice, and that will get you two or three.

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It got us three.

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Yes, we actually out of one and she put salt around the rim.

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Yeah, amazing, for you Fresh cranberries in it and some rosemary.

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It's rosemary, it's fancy, it's to make it.

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Christmas-y, it's perfect.

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Yeah, there's the strength.

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And I like it because it's not sweet.

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No, it was super easy to make. It's like balanced.

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It's delicious, there's no calories.

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Zero calories Zero calories, no calories.

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And you will be UTI-free.

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Like we come here, to bring you real stuff.

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Oh, that's amazing.

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And then we have on the other side of the table by Danielle.

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So, I taste a little snack.

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I don't know if I can show it, but Dawn made an amazing dip, yes, it is amazing.

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We're going to post all these recipes, by the way, on our page, but this one is a feta dip.

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It is cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion Can you hear how good it is Olive oil, green dressing and feta cheese.

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And this shout-out goes to Fancy Nancy.

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You know who you are. She is the queen bee of cooking, so I always call her when I need some good recipe ideas.

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So I'm telling you, I've had feta dips before and I've had some amazing ones with the same thing Cucumbers, tomatoes.

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That is the best one I've ever had. It's delicious.

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I was excited. Yeah, so look at us.

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We've so far, we're winning already.

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Yes, so are we going to talk football today?

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I think so. So I am normally Switzerland because I'm from Ohio.

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Well, not today.

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No, I don't even like Ohio.

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State, which is hysterical because I'm from Ohio.

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But I just saw this cute sweatshirt at Marshall's.

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It is like it's very cute, so cute, can't do that, can't do that with green.

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So let's first talk about the Thanksgiving, because we talked about Thanksgiving.

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Oh yeah, what Like? Let's what? Give us some good stuff.

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How'd your food go, katie, though?

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It was great. Yes, we, as you know, I had it catered from Biff's Back Air Barm Queue and it was Our sponsor, yes, our sponsor, biff, and it was delicious.

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The cat was kind of out of the bag because I talked about it.

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And who? Knew my family would actually listen.

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Well, that's a surprise.

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Our moms are our number one fans.

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I know.

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We are. I gotta be honest, if they were just for our parents, we would think we are pretty young people, so so yeah, everybody knew.

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But it was fine, the food was delicious and it was a great time and you had a ton of people 26.

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That's amazing 26.

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I would have done the same thing.

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How did your?

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Thanksgiving go Dawn. It was great. We went to family.

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We didn't host, so we just brought food over and it was the most relaxed day, except watching the Lions game was a little bit challenging, we'll talk about that.

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But the it was just relaxed and chill, no drama, no stress.

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Weather was incredible. So the boys' recipe and football, it was just oh, that's cute, yeah, so if I'm about you, same thing we did, like some family games.

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I feel like I'm like that. My kids wanted to kind of be home and hang out, but then we do like usually movies when they're home.

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And so my 17 year old son wanted to watch a movie.

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And you know how you like want to watch a movie and everyone's into it, and you're flipping through.

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You have 500 channels and you can't find anything to watch.

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Well, he was talking about how good the hangover was.

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So he saw a hangover and then he's like let's watch Hangover too.

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So it was me, my 17 year old son, my mom and my mother-in-law, so two grandmas, a mom and a son, and I've seen it before but I forgot, so we turn it on.

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Oh my God, that is not the movie you want to watch.

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It's not the family movie with the Ramas, oh, and at one point.

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I heard one grandma oh my God, that's great.

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Lot of lot of penises in that movie.

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I don't know what else to say. Well then, maybe this is where I have a question for you guys.

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Speaking of penises.

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Speaking of penises, who did this, who did it and you know who?

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you are, we need to know.

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And we need to know, but this should I show them closer Dong had a special package she did from a secret admirer.

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It is a Christmas ornament in the shape of a peanut and it says D's on it.

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Like D's nuts, like D's nuts.

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She has no idea where it came from.

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No, but it is centered on my Christmas tree, just so you know.

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And you called and tried to. I called all my suspicious people because I have a few that are very highly under suspicion for this kind of stuff.

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And it showed up randomly in a package that I opened up at my kitchen counter when everybody was here the day before Thanksgiving.

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I was like, oh, what's this? And I opened it up and it was laughing so hard and I called my brother I'm like you did this.

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He's like it was not me.

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I called one of my aunts.

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They're like it was not me called my mom.

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The best part is you went to get it upstairs to show everyone.

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It was on your tree, it's on my tree.

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It's right in the middle.

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I mean, I got to say I'm a little jealous. No one ever sends me anything.

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Well, you know, I could take a D's nuts ornament.

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No, I've never really got what she wants for Christmas.

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Have you ever got a pick sent to you?

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I hear it Like have you ever got a pick? No, no A pick, like a dick pick.

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Oh, I thought you meant like a hair pick and it's like what Send you a hair pick.

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No, don't you hear people talking to get random.

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Yeah, I haven't, thank goodness, thank God, I don't need anything.

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That's so weird.

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No, and one you haven't seen before.

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That's like literally to all our viewers.

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You have those. Don't take pictures of them.

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No there's not cute and don't show these episodes.

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Yeah, we might have to take this one up.

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I know, are we getting canceled today? I'm getting caught out again, I think I say it's cut out.

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So Should we talk a little bit about football starting with our Fearless Lions.

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Wow, it was a bomber.

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They did not play well. It's like the longest game of our life.

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Yeah, yeah, it was a good one, and it's so hard to when, like, they beat a team before.

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So you're like, don't we men? And you're like Expectations are high right.

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Yeah, and it just does not go well.

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Well, and we were talking last week about Dan Campbell's gutsy calls, and this time it kind of bit him in the ass.

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I felt like we just didn't have it together. And who? Who's the quarterback for the Packers?

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Oh Karen was love.

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Okay, so he, every time he watched him he was like ten yards back, right, he had tons of time, so much time, and every time you watch golf it was like he had a little bit of time and he would like think and think and think and then somebody would come behind him and just Mall amounts.

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Did not do well.

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Not at all. I the one, the one call.

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That really bothered me, which changed, I think, a good portion of the game, was the choice to go on fourth and Three and not getting it and then fumbling it Brilliant if it works right.

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Well, when?

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it doesn't that one destroyed us.

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So if you're a quarterback, like okay, so I get it.

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If you step far enough back, like the other one, you can kind of see the people coming right.

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So there were multiple times where he did not like you don't, you don't hear that huge dude coming at you, like Like breathing.

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Yeah, he didn't see anybody. They just came behind him and just oh tear.

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Yeah, it was rough. There was a lot of holes in there that to me were just it just wasn't a good game.

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But there then I was excited because oh, at least we have the half-time show.

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Oh, how about that half-time show? Oh goodness, yes.

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So I love him, it's been like my youngest daughter what's popping was like one of her favorite songs, and then I don't know, I feel like he Jack Harlow, right.

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So he played a lot of his good songs and they played a new one, but it just I don't know.

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I felt like the stadium really didn't do it for him.

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Like, did you guys see Dolly Parton for the Dallas Cowboys?

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Yes, I mean, come on, she's 77 years old.

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She came out in the Dallas Cowboys.

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She later uniform.

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Unreal. I think she might have been lip-syncing but it didn't matter because she played all the good songs.

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But I noticed like the backdrop was all these like gorgeous lights and I feel like Jax was kind of dark and like I liked all the songs he played, but he was singing to the camera.

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It just didn't have the same like wow factor.

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I felt like hers was like the Super Bowl.

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Well, and I kind of feel like that's. The difference, though, is that these guys go out there and you know it's Super Bowl, it's an entire show.

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These guys have like 10 minutes, put on the best you can, but we're putting at the end of the field.

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Then you're gonna be in this little space. It's not like what the Super Bowl is, so it's disappointing, because, if you expect it, like I'm yeah, you're so excited and it wasn't, it wasn't yeah, and telly parton's been doing it for so long like he's.

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You know what I mean. Like so Hopefully.

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I don't know it was so good, it just wasn't like amazing.

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Yeah, I was engaged that whole game and day I could pass that one by.

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So I mean, everything is better with wine, though.

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I mean I just kept drinking wine and all look good to me and didn't?

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you were cooking, so it was like you were exhausted. Anyway, you had to like.

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Based those that those turkey.

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We had like a delay on our TV so I could hear Kevin in the basement Basement Screaming.

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And then at one point right at the end of the game, liam like touch the remote, my son, and it like pause it or something, yeah, I'm gonna go back.

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And then that happened at the Michigan game too.

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We have like a delay on her so I could hear everyone yelling.

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But Come on.

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It's like actually kind of hopeful there at the end and then we need to that pick right at the end I'm like no, that was a good game, though, because you, you do wonder oh my god, I'm here.

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I'm here. You look like an asshole.

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You know what a winning. This is the color winning.

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So. So this is actually a custom painted Helmet that we got for my son.

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That fits on your tiny ass yeah it's well, it's.

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I actually took your pants up because I thought I would wear up, because it was so hard to get.

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I was like I gotta be able to wear it, but I can't wear it, so um, I, I, we I had will help in me get the, get all the stuff I need.

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So yeah, so this is that really she would be in one of the moms on those videos on tiktok.

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That goes against her little son like will right.

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And they're like mom against son and you just like.

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Nile, we're not giving away wins, we're not doing that.

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So, yeah, so I actually did this for Katie.

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Yeah, I thought if she wanted to take it home with her, I don't know, but I know Soon as Michigan State starts winning, I wear I mean sweatshirt for that.

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We have a new coach. Now, guys, do we?

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we, we have got stop. So although they won, it was still a challenging game was one of those games.

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I was shocked. You didn't know who was gonna win.

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You didn't know who was gonna win, I'm just.

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I actually thought right at the end I was like oh shit, oh, I was dates gonna get it.

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It was. It was a little scary, but the other thing that was, I think, the way they played.

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I mean there was an excellent game overall.

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It was just an excellent game, but there were so many back and forth.

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I was like I did not have an expectation until the last more like review.

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There was a bunch of reviews of the way we were talking about this too, like sometimes in games it's just like I don't know you watch something new happens in every game.

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Yeah, like what is that? Why is?

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that happening? Yeah, there's random calls that if you don't know, and we are always asking our husbands like what was that?

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Why would they do that? You know they had.

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I'm asking my 60 year-old line friends in a text that's right, we were a Twitter tax.

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I don't even bother. That's my husband, I asked on Katie we come up with and whether we're right or wrong.

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We just make sure we were talking about.

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Should we talk about the kick, mmm?

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So you're talking about when the announcers made the comment which Was confusing to somebody who doesn't know what that comment was supposed to mean when he said that he had a Free practice kick, yeah what did, you, do I did not understand that at all, because essentially, what they were trying to do was ice the kicker right which, coming from someone who I grew up playing volleyball and you do that to the server occasionally- too right.

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So you'll you call a timeout to ice the server, but you don't get a free try, like I didn't.

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I didn't understand why he got to.

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Okay, so you? So you ice the server in volleyball, but they're ready to hit.

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So if you call a timeout and then they hit it, they get to hit it again right.

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Yeah, they don't hit it though, like if you call the timeout they stop.

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Based on, that's typically the way it's called in football Is that the kicker is already in motion.

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So it's hard for him to stop his motion, so they can kick it, and in this case, I feel like you shouldn't be able to call him out if he's already.

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I do too. I feel like we need to change the rule.

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Because it's kind of weird, because the chances of making two-eyed thing right would be harder than yeah.

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Like if you're gonna call a timeout, you should have to get the timeout before the studies.

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And yes, well, the thing is, I think they do, so it is right when the stamp is done by that time, the kicker is already lined back up.

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You can see the coach. He was literally like the breath was standing next to him.

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He's like I'm gonna call a timeout with three but if he didn't and that kicker was not in motion, then that's a problem.

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I feel like this is one of those times where we act like we know what we're talking about and we may have a right.

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Yeah it's a mean. I think we're right.

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Yeah, it makes perfect, but I mean, I didn't know, at the time I was on the couch and I was like a practice kick.

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Why does it get a?

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practice kick. But if you, if they, if they call a timeout right when the ball is snapped, okay, yeah and that kicker.

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They decide they're not gonna.

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Well, it's a huge football game now.

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Yeah, now that ball is live. Yeah, it's not a ball, it's gonna work, we're like.

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So you're 10 feet away from the server and you blow the whistle.

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So any huge game like that on the sidelines he says to the ref timeout right before he kicks it.

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I didn't even. The kicker is a new mark. The kicker knew it was gonna happen, but he still can't.

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You can't risk it not being of timeout and he doesn't kick me, have any kids that he made it and then the second chance.

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He got what after the timeout?

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He missed it. So it was a great, it was a great call.

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I just I have never really heard of that.

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Yeah, there's so many of those calls, though, that I'll like see something.

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And I'm so confused I'm like why, why would you do that?

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And then I'll talk to somebody and they'll be like, well, think about logically, like if they do that, then this could happen.

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And I'm like oh yeah, so, and I happens all every game I find something happens like a mind game though too.

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Yes, you're right it is. That's the main point of it.

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So, all right, let's talk a little bit about state.

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Yes, we have new coach. Yeah, I I know I don't really know like I it seems kind of neutral, like I don't think there's anyone that's like super excited about it.

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It's just like okay, next chapter.

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Let's see what happens.

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Is that like? Who is this guy?

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Yeah, like I mean, probably some people do, I I don't, I'm just like okay, like this is.

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But you know what I think is weird? His season's not done yet at Oregon state, like they have to play a playoff game.

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Yeah, or bowl game.

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I'm just a bowl game, so, and so he's not coaching the bowl game, like he is done there and he's here now and I couldn't figure out, like why wouldn't you just finish up the season, like those poor kids that want to stay like why not finish up the season and then come?

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In his record. There wasn't stellar anyway, but still those kids are like that is weird.

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They want to finish the bang and now they're gonna have their coach.

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Was it Texas, or who's the coach that got that?

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Maybe they fired him and he still had like a Contract left.

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That was like millions and millions. Oh that they just paid out that was Sane, it was.

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it was not just a contract, it was like 80 million there's like 78 million.

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Oh my, it's the weirdest thing.

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Do you remember? So the lions remember back in the day they had it was like a five or six or eight million dollar contract.

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Remember the old manager of the Lions I can't remember his name, but they had to pay it out but 70, some million, 78 million dollars, and at some point is it just gonna break the system, where they're like hey, we're not gonna get contracts for five or six years, we're gonna do one or two, one or two years, but like their agents, they know right.

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They lock them in, especially these athletes. Not even coach us so much with the athletes.

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You don't need to perform, think about like.

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these are colleges where, with Two kids in college, I'm paying a shit ton of money in tuition and these guys are getting, yeah, millions of dollars to coach up a ball team.

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Yeah, it's crazy. I don't it's. I've always thought that it's.

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And I'm for somebody to have like a phone call with a.

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Okay, okay.

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You need to find them and be like getting Giving up money, but I want my tuition that tuition money went in your pocket, other things.

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But yeah, I think it's crazy, and I said this is when you look at some of the industries out there where these people don't make that kind of money, the safety industries, the education in your life, oh gosh you know, but you know what?

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I also know I pay high dollars for entertainment, like I paid all my stuff.

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So Kevin was telling me about a game he went to and I don't know what game it was, was definitely a college game, but he was sitting like in the family section and it was a coach and I don't know if they like weren't losing, like they were losing an important game or something and Like the head coaches, kids were there in all the section and the fans screaming at them like Cousin and oh my god, people take football so serious.

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Oh yeah, there's a certain point where it's kind of like really, yeah, I mean it's, but I guess it's just like anything.

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It's whatever your passion is. I mean, I remember when I was little and we would come into the living room which I was doing this to my kids the other day, by the way and we'd run into the living room and my uncle would scream get out of the way the TV.

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And I'm like he's crazy.

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And now my kids came rolling in the living room.

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Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm like.

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Oh my gosh, I'm him. This is not good, so I did.

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While we were talking football, I Watched this video the other day it's from this weekend of the coach for Oklahoma Running out of the tunnel and it's like even at our games how they have the smoke going and stuff like that.

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Yeah, so they have a smoke going and hate, trips and face, which is it's not funny.

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I mean it's, it was hilarious. And as he fell, all the smoke is coming, so none of the players can see him and they have one by one or just face-planning over top of the sky.

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He never gets a ping, he gets pummeled, oh my.

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God Did they.

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Was he like okay.

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I know You're laughing and I'm watching the video like, oh my God, it's gonna get trampled.

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It was so great. So when you check out the code, but you could see a little head down in the smoke and then you could see kids like huge lime and like tripping over his head, pulling their pants back.

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Oh my, God so we're gonna include that link because it is worth at least the watch.

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So I had to go and watch it Because that was really, really funny.

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I knew that happens a lot. I mean, was it like more smoke than usual?

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It did look smoky.

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It looked smoky. I think it was smoky. You couldn't see, but it looked like he like lost his balance.

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He started to lean forward and then boom, and the guy right behind him.

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You just see him, you see him trip, and then you see the next time you tried to get up.

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That's terrible. At one point you probably just go like take cover, like I don't want to get a clean.

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You're like trying to roll out of the way they all look back like they tripped over a rock, Sorry coach, Sorry, coach Game we got Keep running, Keep going boys Keep going, boys Keep running, keep running.

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So funny.

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So the other thing that happened this week was Black Friday.

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That's my football, baby, oh that is Don't get that girl.

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Oh, I didn't go out, I don't go out, I was online.

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My kids all went out. They said it was really busy this year which is probably a good sign.

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Right, like it was really busy, but I'm more of an online Black.

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Friday Me too and then, after like having a bunch of wine all day and you're tired, you cook, you go to lay in your bed and you buy dumb shit Like what, what did you buy you?

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smiled like well, I'm thinking about more, like when I make those crazy purchases with it, when I've had like a little too much wine, and I'll go on, and those stupid ads pop up.

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And I have two parts to this. The first part is when I buy something and then I go somewhere and see somebody wearing the same thing and I'm like damn it, like we got sucked in.

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I want to go. We got sucked in You're right.

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You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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You're right.

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I'm not going to buy anything for just one day, which I'm yeah, I'm going to tell you guys which ones they are, because I actually really like them, but from that app, teemu Teemu.

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Teemu. I've always wanted to buy from there, but I'm scared because Teemu Maybe.

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I've always wanted to buy from there, but I'm always like why would this cost four dollars?

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I just bought a bunch of shit from there on Friday.

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One of the things I bought was, hopefully, a gift that I'm going to actually give to one of my nieces, and it cost 99 cents.

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Oh my God.

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I can't wait to see it. Sterling silver 99 cents.

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It's like a bracelet maker.

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I think my little niece will really like it.

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For 99 cents. What's in it?

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Like beads and stuff.

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No, it's like the thread that you knot, you know.

24:48

So like it's like this whole thing and you hook it up and then you knot it and it looks like how much was shipping?

24:53

17.99.

24:55

I actually don't know. I haven't seen much of mine.

24:58

I don't care, you just want to check out here like under 29 cents Like 99 cents.

25:02

There you go, a little niece. I bought a pair of shoes on there.

25:05

How they are? You love them, I love them, but you got to be careful.

25:11

But you can't like turn them upside down.

25:13

They're full plastic.

25:15

And when I say were they supposed to be?

25:17

No, they look like these leather shoes.

25:19

So I got them and Eva.

25:22

They came and Eva was like, oh my God, those are so cute.

25:24

And then, as I was, walking out of the house.

25:26

She's like what are those?

25:29

I'm like, I feel like like Lego plastic on the bottom.

25:34

She's like, yeah, it was unbelievable, but they were like 11 bucks and I love them.

25:39

But I'm going to tell you like I've worn them three times because they're so loud, because they did they sound like.

25:44

Lego. You have to buy some of those pads.

25:46

Yeah.

25:48

Well, I can't wait for myself to show up, because I ordered, like these little, like Christmas trees, like these ones that we have, like I don't know what you call them, but there was 15 of them for $3.99.

26:00

And I ordered some garb of them 15,.

26:03

What the hell are you going to do with 15? I don't know.

26:05

I was such a concierge. I'm going to go over Katie's house and there's going to be one in every room, everywhere.

26:10

Hey, daniel, I know what we're getting for Christmas. Yes, Right.

26:13

Yeah, it's going to be a good ending Christmas trees and a bracelet Right, oh my God.

26:19

That's what I mean. What about you?

26:22

What have you bought?

26:23

So last year I definitely it was probably around Black Friday, because I feel like it was around Thanksgiving.

26:30

I was shopping in bed at like midnight and I saw Snoop on a Stoop.

26:35

Have you?

26:36

ever heard of that? Yeah.

26:39

So I haven't been last year of the year before best purchase I ever made.

26:42

So it's kind of like Elf on the shelf and it's like a miniature Snoop on a Stoop and he looks like the elf but he has green and white on and he's holding a blunt.

26:52

It's a.

26:54

I gave it to my God.

26:56

Speaking of Snoop, you guys did you see that his whole like I'm not smoking, not anymore.

27:01

It was just a like a spoof, I didn't add it at all.

27:03

It was an air for those smokeless fire pits.

27:07

Yes, is that real?

27:09

Yes, I saw that I was so mad because you and I talked I was like guys.

27:13

Did you hear? Snoop gave up smoke conversation.

27:15

He said I gave up smoke and everyone was like, oh, he was advertising.

27:20

It was an advertising.

27:21

Makes him rap music dude, right, I mean, I like him better smoking.

27:27

I was going to say, would we like him as much? No, I'm glad that he's not.

27:30

He would turn into a old buddy.

27:32

You heard it from money or something.

27:33

No, Doing the solo smoker. Is that what it's called, solo smoker or?

27:37

whatever, we are not sponsored by this, but that was a good purchase.

27:40

I was like I. When I got it and arrived at my house, I actually forgot I ordered it, and so I.

27:46

You know, you get that weird box that looked like spin through L and you have to cut it open and get through all this stuff Did it smell like weed when you opened them.

27:55

It was amazing. I think the past is true and I opened it and I saw it through the little shiny package.

28:02

I'm going to say, oh my gosh, Snoop-bosses do.

28:05

It was so good and I gave it to Meg who loves Snoop Dogg.

28:11

So that was a good purchase. Meg's made both podcasts.

28:14

Do you guys have any?

28:15

Hi, you're famous Meg, I'm gonna have to be a guest on here.

28:18

She said, no way, I know.

28:19

She was her mom. I said there was video and she was there's video, nope, not having it.

28:25

So I feel like I've really been drinking since Thursday morning pretty much Like you start with mimosas, and then Friday's, black Friday's, so you gotta start with mimosas, mimosas, and then tomorrow's Monday, so I'm gonna have to start with mimosas.

28:37

Saturday, with small business.

28:39

Saturday and you go to brunch and you have a mimosa, so like, and then once you have a mimosa, the day's pretty much over.

28:46

So you might as well keep going right.

28:48

So last night, after starting with a mimosa and then having some wine, I ordered have you guys seen these on your Facebook feeds, where you can order pajama pants with your dog's face?

29:01

Yes, I almost did?

29:02

I ordered some.

29:04

I ordered some, but I know they were so expensive too.

29:06

I know they're not for me, they're for Christmas presents.

29:11

Is that who Landon? Yeah, cause he loves. I was gonna say you hate your dogs.

29:15

I don't even like my dogs. I'm not wearing their face all over my ass.

29:19

And Landon loves the dogs Landon loves the dogs and he's away at school.

29:24

So I was like, oh, he'll probably love these, I love them.

29:28

I actually got totally suffered, and I did that by the though, because I got to check out so it was a Facebook.

29:33

It looked worse and it's so cute and it says get your dog's face on your pants.

29:37

And you're like okay.

29:39

So I opened it, did all the stuff and found the cute picture and all that jazz and then it was $60.

29:46

$60.

29:47

So you paid the $60 and you did it.

29:50

I need to be more like that. Landon loved those I know, so you went through.

29:54

I was so excited to go.

29:55

I was in the queen of going to the checkout and then freaking out, and then I'm just like, do I really need this?

30:02

Like snoop on a stoop.

30:04

I do that at stores. I'll go into a store and, oh my gosh, I'm so bad, even if it's so annoying.

30:09

We'll be at a store and I'm like, oh my gosh, she's like man that looks so great, I knew this.

30:12

And we get to the checkout and I'm like I don't need this stuff and I literally throw it right there and we leave and she's like I'm sure this will work in LaVia.

30:20

I'm sorry, so you're the one when I'm going through the checkout and there's like a pair of like G strings hanging on my pants.

30:28

No, those are always fine.

30:29

It's like can never have enough lazy ass to leave these in the line.

30:34

I cannot afford this. Buy For $10 and this is the material I get.

30:38

I don't like some. Oh God, that's good.

30:41

I do want to, because I'm going to pour myself a little bit of wine.

30:44

This was a gift.

30:47

It's like a dot. I was going to ask where you got that one.

30:49

It's a bird and it aerates your wine as a porcini.

30:52

I listen. It chirps, Isn't it?

30:56

so sweet, doesn't it?

30:57

make you want to drink more wine. I mean you need help.

30:59

I love it. You need help, Tom, that's a joy brother, actually it's actually adorable.

31:05

It's cute. It's like a little blue bird.

31:07

So there's my bird and these nuts. Okay, so anybody wants to fuss off?

31:13

I'll leave you a helmet, and my helmet Go blue, oh my gosh.

31:15

So what else do you guys get in your husbands?

31:18

for Christmas.

31:19

Husbands.

31:20

I mean? I mean I'm not sure Husbands, I mean my husband.

31:24

It's always like a sitting room.

31:26

Yeah, see, my husband tends to get me. I started sending him stuff to get me because he used to get me things he wanted, like he'd buy me electronics and like coolers and things that like I thought it's self.

31:39

I was like I don't even want this electronic, I don't want this cordless speaker, I don't want this new iPhone.

31:47

So then I started sending him stuff for me.

31:49

But I don't know, he's hard to buy, for I feel like he's a clean freak.

31:53

So recently I was on Facebook and it was late at night and this ad came across and it was like these little porcelain, I don't know what they are pods, and you put them in the back of your toilet and it says you don't have to clean your toilet out for 10 years.

32:09

10 years. I was a sucker.

32:11

I got red flags all over my face.

32:13

I was a sucker, so you won't have to not clean your toilet for 10 years.

32:15

Are you going to have to?

32:16

clean it out. Well, no, it's like hey, babe, look what I got for Christmas, you'll love it, not lingerie.

32:23

It's like cleans a toilet, this is the life we live in.

32:27

I feel like one year he bought me a vacuum cleaner, so I feel like this is payoff.

32:30

Oh gosh, he deserves a toilet.

32:33

So now, I just send him links and I forget so for like the past two months.

32:36

I'll just send him random links and then he picks what he wants and then, when it comes, I'm like oh, I forgot, I sent you this.

32:42

Thank you, so you're already getting it.

32:44

No, I mean for gifts for me, like I don't want a vacuum cleaner anymore, so I send him links.

32:49

I know, but are they already got it? Yeah, you're already got them in the mail.

32:52

See when that's like they're like little porcelain things and you set them in the back of the toilet in the water and you set them there and they said they're guaranteed, so you can buy one.

33:02

What the hell? I heard it You're gonna reach your hand, and then you have your hand.

33:05

I don't wanna see what it is Like. Does it have chemicals in it? If any of you out there know about?

33:08

this can you share with us? Yes, because I totally can, so maybe when we do like.

33:12

let's do like an episode where we bring all our favorite, like stacking stuffers and gifts, and I will bring it in and show you Like the name of the one that you have in your toilet, though.

33:21

No, let's bring it in. No, no, we have a comment about it, especially when I have to open it up what?

33:23

are you just gonna open it up when I'm in the video?

33:26

If we're still doing this in 10 years, you know we're gonna love Ruff.

33:31

I'm out, I don't care, you're gonna be 54.

33:35

In 10 years I'll be 54.

33:36

I'm gonna be gonna say how old, I'm gonna be Screw you yeah.

33:39

That's what I say. Sorry, nice to meet you. Let's be nice, katie, I'll still be getting Botox.

33:46

I'm close to getting Botox. I've never had Botox.

33:49

I feel like I need it Do you know what I think about this kind of stuff, because you know, when you're younger or not, even when you're younger, sometimes just the mindset is like why would you do that?

33:57

And now I'm like, why wouldn't?

33:59

I do that. Oh, I remember thinking that why don't I want it?

34:02

If I want to feel good, I go to the gym every day, right? We work out every day we eat good.

34:06

For the most part we drink our water that got turned into wine, and so why would it?

34:10

When Jesus did this, why wouldn't we want to feel good?

34:13

I mean, there's obviously limits, I guess that I would go to, but that's just personal, but for me I wouldn't say it's wrong, it's just something.

34:22

Maybe I don't do, but there's. I'm telling you, what if I had unlimited funding?

34:25

There is no limit for me, See, that's the thing.

34:28

But we've talked about this. I don't like the filler.

34:31

Everyone looks like I'm lying and howling with it.

34:34

But she's saying like whole body.

34:36

Yeah, she's saying the whole head lip filler and cheek filler, oh you didn't do the cheek, you didn't tell us that I don't notice, and you didn't even notice see, do you have it now?

34:47

It probably wore off. It was a while ago, did you notice?

34:49

I did. Yeah, I noticed a huge difference in, like, my neck and chin area on a whole area.

34:57

You know, what I want to get rid of is here. So the neck and chin area.

35:00

Just wait, because I had a late night purchase for you maybe Was it in the Eastboro.

35:04

No no, but it's coming and we're going to try it.

35:08

We're going to try it when it comes. Yeah, I can't really.

35:12

I know I'm excited for this one you and your late night purchase.

35:16

Oh, my God.

35:16

I was looking at it I was like, does that really work? And I was like, no, it doesn't.

35:19

And I was like three in the cart.

35:22

In the cart they go Check it out.

35:24

January is going to be all the ridiculous presents that we got.

35:27

Oh, my God.

35:28

You guys can all witness us using them or talking about them.

35:31

That's what we're going to do for January this time of year is fun, but it's like so it's hectic, like I don't know.

35:37

When the kids were younger it was harder. Now it's like my kids sent me an electronic list, like my youngest one is 12, and she sent me the whole thing electronically and I was like how is that a surprise?

35:46

And she's like, well, I won't know which one you'll pick me, like there's a huge list.

35:51

You know, my kids did that too. I did not know her and go with same age, yes, but he's just a great offer.

35:58

Because he did the same thing.

36:01

He sent me this list, but all he wants is this football helmet that the school's going to issue one anyway, right?

36:08

So he's not, and it's like expensive.

36:11

So Kevin bought Liam one his first year because I don't know Like we never wanted him to play football, because it was so rough and we knew he was going to, because it's like his thing ever since he was little.

36:22

He's like if you take football away, you take my life away.

36:25

Like what?

36:27

So Kevin bought him like a special helmet, maybe his, I don't know.

36:30

We had COVID year, so I don't even know if it was like seventh grade or eighth grade or what it was, but it was kind of cool.

36:36

It was from a company that like tests.

36:38

So what does he want?

36:39

Well, so like, honestly, this helmet before we made it gorgeous was just a regular speed flex helmet that we bought that way wrong.

36:49

Forgive me, jack, I know you're going to yell at me, but it was something, and we bought it because when he was playing OJW we didn't know which is like a little kid football.

36:59

Yeah, it's like the Pop Warner age.

37:02

And so we bought this.

37:04

And then he was like I want a Michigan helmet.

37:07

So we started looking and I'm like we're not spending that kind of money because like to get a real it's crazy, it was outrageous.

37:13

I didn't know that was a thing.

37:16

So Mike's a family member of Mike's does custom motorcycle painting, custom car painting.

37:22

So we paid him and he went and bought automobile paint and this is all cost.

37:28

Like you can actually.

37:29

yeah, this is oh that's gorgeous, yeah, so, but that's like that like for us was like ridiculous.

37:36

Yeah, I can't believe we're doing that, but will it, will it?

37:39

Yes, and I'm like, no, I'm like here, why did?

37:41

the Christmas present, so it'll be like his one big gift, and it's one of those things too, like this you know, he's listing out stairs right now.

37:48

You saw this thing outside my garage, right? So I'm like it did all that money and it didn't even sell it ever so yeah, so that's what he wants.

37:55

But and then Evelyn's, those damn the platform.

38:00

Nope the low, but the low and you go to my mother in law at Nordstrom I'm telling you I can't find the picture.

38:08

I go, she'll get a. She takes me today.

38:10

as a matter of fact, she will get them for you.

38:12

Mary, I'm coming your way, I'm like they're so cute.

38:14

I see I like the platform ones.

38:17

They're cute. But she wants the specific, but she wants the one, Everyone wants the same one.

38:20

And then like.

38:21

That's exactly Parker. My daughter sent me a PowerPoint presentation For Christmas list.

38:29

Oh, my God.

38:31

With links to each thing.

38:32

And the shit is sold out.

38:34

I'm like dude, you better like find something that nobody else wants.

38:38

Even to this Instagram. They on Instagram you can do like a Like a photo link thing and just like pretty and it All right, that's an interesting joy.

38:48

I just poured my wine into my margarita, just to make it easier on myself Sounds good.

38:53

Um, I don't feel so good. That was gross.

38:56

So good, there was only a little left in the bottle. What did you do?

38:58

last week. That was gross.

39:00

I would know I was going to pour white wine. Oh, in the mind, yeah Into the red wine and then I pour the red wine into your.

39:05

You forget, like I garbage, the Problems Like an issue.

39:10

There was only a teeny bit left, no.

39:14

I. The drink is good, the salt is amazing.

39:19

Like I'm just like. I'm like Are you being real? I literally.

39:24

So I don't normally ever order, I always say sugar, but I love it.

39:29

The margarita because it makes the drink taste like I don't know.

39:33

Just the contrast. I don't drink margaritas on this one.

39:36

This margarita is absolutely delicious.

39:39

Well, I think that's like a sprig of rosemary.

39:42

And I think I can't do anything. I can make this drink Amazing.

39:45

Wait, let's rephrase this I know you can do everything.

39:48

I know you don't want to Right, that's true, listen, if I can pay for someone else to do it, I will.

39:53

That is true.

39:58

All right, ladies, how long have we been chatting?

40:00

I think it's been a minute.

40:01

So I don't know I should we wrap this thing up, we shall, we'll get you another one bites the dots.

40:06

I know it's going to be so fun going forward.

40:10

We're going to keep talking about like, oh my gosh, there's so much coming up, like there's so much football coming up with, like bowl games, super bowls, like only a few months away and there's so much.

40:21

And then we've got shopping and snacks and spring, yes, chris.

40:27

You know what that's. A great idea too is like what shopping ideas and if we find like deals.

40:32

Yeah, like we can do them, or if you guys find deals, share them with us.

40:36

And then we can talk about them.

40:38

Yeah, I love it. Yeah, we're going to have fun.

40:40

All right, guys, we'll see you next time.