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Hey , it's 60-yard line , the podcast

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where we tackle more than just touchdowns . We'll

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on America's favorite sport . So grab

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your jersey , pour yourself a glass of wine

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and let's dive into today's exciting

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and , of course , football

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. And guess

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what ? We are live . We

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are back , as we always promise

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we will come back . So

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as we continue

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on to our next episode of the podcast

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, we always start with our Drink of the Week

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, presented to you this week by

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Danielle .

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What did you make ? Okay , so I

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love a Moscow mule , so

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this one is like a holiday one . It's peppermint

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, so it has a

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little bit of ginger beer

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, obviously , and

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then you take the secret ingredient is a

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teabag .

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You teabagged the string .

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Totally teabagged Ladies . Have you been there or

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have you been there ? Just say it .

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I haven't been there . I haven't

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been there . So

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you take your vodka . So it's a

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shot of vodka . You soak it in a teabag

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. You can use peppermint schnapps , but I think the

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teabag is kind of cool .

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So you soak the vodka in all the

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.

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You just put the teabag in there . It's so easy . If

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you want to take it and like muddle

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it , you can do that , but I don't have to do that . So

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you take the vodka , you put the teabag in

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it , you get it kind of minty . Then

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you put a squeeze of lime in it

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and you pour

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the filled glass up with ice and

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Moscow mule Did we

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give it a shot Ginger beer .

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I've already been drinking , oh yeah , yeah yeah

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.

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Oh wait , the best part cheers .

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Cheers , cheers .

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The fresh mint . The fresh mint

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you put on the side and then you hang a little

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minefowl inside , but you hang a

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little candy king on the outside and

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we put it on our side . It's so cool .

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Okay . So what's good about it is ? It tastes

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fresh .

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Yes , you know what I mean .

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Versus like that processed taste

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. I think that mint is what really helps .

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I think it's the teabag .

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Like Teabag , certainly

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not strong . Where's it ? We're in A plus today

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.

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No , really I do . As opposed to the peppermint

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schnapps , I mean , I think the teabag is really nice it kind

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of makes it fun .

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It's like different , it's something you can make something different for

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the holidays . I like a mosque , I love ginger

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beer , but this is just like something different

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.

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You can say you would . I would never drink ginger

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beer either 10 out of 10 .

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Yeah , nice work and that's really good .

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God amazing , A plus

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plus .

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Wine and .

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I'm holding wine and the bottles . We got bottles

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. We don't know what we're doing today , double-fisted and seabed

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.

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I need .

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I didn't say it . I almost did , but

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I didn't . We promise

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we're going to bring you lots of fun today we

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promise . So let's talk about

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what's been happening in the football world

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, especially when we start thinking about , like

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Big Ted Champs yeah it's been

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a minute since that game , but that was .

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yeah , that was like it was kind of a boring

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game . It was very boring , but you were happy

3:08

. You wanted them to win .

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They're all boring when you know all the plays that the

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other team is going to run .

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You see , you see how this goes . She's still

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salty , you know what's funny though , because

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I didn't see Izzo or Magic at the

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game . Oh wait , michigan State wasn't

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in it , that's right so .

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The Izzo coach is basketball , why would he be in a football game

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?

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Because he wear bigger coats , so his man boobs are

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his . I was watching , oh oh , oh

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oh .

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I was going to talk about Harbaugh's glasses

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. Like every time you see them , they're magnified

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. It's like his eyes just keep getting bigger and

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bigger . I feel bad .

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So we can see the plays on the

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other side of the field .

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He got caught the other way , so now he's just going

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to get magnified glasses .

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Oh , that's what they are , they're magnifying

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glasses .

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That's fantastic actually . No

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, it's funny because I used to think they

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don't agree that . I used to think Harbaugh

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was very attractive .

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Like a month ago .

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I didn't know . You thought he was a trend Three weeks

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ago . You think Peyton Manning is a trend

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? He is , oh my god .

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It's that athleticism . There is something great

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about it , but anyway , now

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I see the age and I don't like it .

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Oh , you think he's not as cute anymore . Yeah .

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He's out of khaki pants .

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He's in like yeah .

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He got out of the dickies and now he wears Lulu

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lemon . That's too bougie

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for him .

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He's not a bougie guy .

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Oh , he's pretty bougie I apparently he

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is , and so anyway , I

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am obviously a Michigan fan .

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She is definitely not , and she's

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a neutral land . No , I loved it because we were

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watching the game and we were

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watching , like with a group of friends and

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we were talking about Were

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you there . I knew

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as soon as it came out of my mouth .

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I got scared just now . I was like what ?

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did .

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I miss out on .

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Who's friends what ?

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do you mean you ?

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were watching with friends . I thought you have other friends

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.

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Like my other best friends

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.

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No , I'm teasing you . What ? The last time I ?

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said that I was talking about my best

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friends from high school , I know yeah .

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So you know what a Megan

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Wait Megan group . She's

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making every podcast .

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Megan is this is the third time I brought

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up her name . Yeah , this is not okay

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. We weren't . What were you invited about ?

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I wasn't invited , megan didn't invite me .

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Apparently , the golf crew is over , sorry

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, so we were watching the game .

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We're breaking up , megan .

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Megan , we're done . We were

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watching the game and it was split . You

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had Michigan fans there and state fans there and

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you know the girls were talking about all kinds

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of stuff . We were sitting at the bar and we were talking

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about what we make for dinner , which

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one of our grandparents is died

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. I mean , we were talking about women's

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stereotypical stuff . The guys were watching the game

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, talking about hunting and one

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I was asking them . I was like I'm from Ohio

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. So if you guys are from Michigan , if

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you're playing like a team like Ohio State

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and you're a Michigan fan and Ohio

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State is playing state , are

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you rooting for state because you

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just want Ohio State to lose ? And

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Don says yes and

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you , katie , say you never vote for

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Michigan ?

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state . No , I do not , michigan , I

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do not vote for Michigan to win anything

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ever . I don't care what sport it is

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, I don't care if it's swimming and diving

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.

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That's what the state fans

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said . They were the state

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. Maybe state fans are bitter .

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Well , they should be . I mean they're , you know . I

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don't know if it's bitter , they're on the sidelines right

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now .

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I have no room to talk . Because that

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game was going on and towards the end I looked

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at my husband and I was like , come on , it's like late

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, it's like 11 . I was like let's get

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ready to go . He's like I just want to watch the

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end of it , where they get the award away . So

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I was sitting there and I was like kind of watching

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and I just kind of kept my mouth shut . And then we got

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in the car and I was like , was

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it like they won the whole thing , like they won

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the national championship ? Or

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I was

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like that went fast . I didn't even know Ready for it

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, I didn't know God damn

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it , I didn't know

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.

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Do you not know when the national champion

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no , I don't follow timelines

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of like how life works . But

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she is the tick tock .

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So when is the ? I know when the Super Bowl is , when

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it is the national championship , I

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believe January 10th this year .

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It's like New

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Year's Day there's a playoff

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.

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I went to the national championship one time in Arizona

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. I should know this I

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know so bad .

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Did you go with your best friend ? No , my

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brother in law played for .

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Ohio State and they won it . Oh

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well , that's pretty exciting , it was really exciting , it

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was fun , but I feel like bad . I should know this

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, but Kevin explained it to me on the way home

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and I feel like it was one of those moments where I rate

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myself as like a one or two , and

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then there's other times where I say something

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really good , like an eight or nine . But that was a two

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, that was a two moment .

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So Mike gave himself an eight the other

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day , really yes

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, and mind you , my husband knows football very

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well , but I gave him a six

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because I wanted him to try and overachieve and

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he had a really good and I don't even

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remember what it was . To be honest , that's how good it was . He

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had a really good explanation for something and

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he's like I'm an eight .

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I'm an eight .

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So now , every time we rate

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somebody it's on their back

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Football .

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If Kevin , if I knew he listened to those

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, I would rate them lower .

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Right , you have to , but yeah . So here's

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my thing with Ohio State Michigan

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State , whatever

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right , but Ohio State , it

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takes work to beat Ohio

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State . Oh , that

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was a , that was a smash . Wow

8:44

, so that's where I get my beef

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from .

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So you , but you are always

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rooting for anybody over Ohio

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State all the way until

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one of our kids gets a scholarship at Ohio

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State and then Don's going to have a red purse

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and red shoes

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.

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I mean I don't . I'm

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not like a statistics kind of person

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, I don't really know the statistics , but

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I recall several games

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there were watching you with you

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, like I think you started

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crying , like a few times .

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No , I'm Michigan State .

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Michigan several years

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in a row .

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See , the good news is I'm old now , so I don't remember that

9:24

.

9:24

For a while . That's what happened there

9:26

, but I do remember leaving your house one night

9:28

all pissed off .

9:30

That's what I was thinking we were over your house

9:32

for a party and all of a sudden they weren't

9:34

doing well and Don's like hey , see

9:36

you later guys .

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And I was like , oh my God she was not about the game

9:40

Real true story to happen . But you know what . You

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know what . Here's the thing and I'm not

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going to Michigan State Any credit . But

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Ohio State fans are horrible

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, heather , not you . You're the only one that's

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not Heather or not , but

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there is a guy at the

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Meyer right here in town

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, our Meyer , our Meyer . He

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drives this little red convertible sports

10:02

car and inside of it the whole

10:04

thing is like embroidered , like the backs of the seats

10:06

are like where you put your head rest , has the Ohio

10:09

State logo on it . He

10:11

perks in the far back because God forbid this

10:13

stupid looking thing gets dinged up and

10:15

then he walks through Meyer with all

10:18

his stuff at call

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me , call me . I'm telling you

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every time I see it , I'm just like this guy is such

10:24

a how have I ? Never seen that I

10:26

. He , the guy is so unbelievable

10:29

and every time I see him I want to just I

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don't know , I have no idea .

10:32

I don't know , she walks . She walks by his car

10:34

and like spins and I just I

10:36

can't see him . He is Do she

10:38

does seem it does seem it seems

10:41

douchey , but I love it because I just think

10:43

it's bold in .

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Michigan . I would think any , like

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anyone , would be douchey . Unless it was all green

10:48

and white and backed out and like Michigan State

10:50

, then that would be awesome . But like

10:52

anyone else , it would be douchey

10:54

.

10:55

Like we have golf carts that are our

10:57

colors .

10:57

Mine's very cool , yours

10:59

is douchey .

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So BG is going to

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a bowl game at Ford

11:06

Field . You want to go to ?

11:07

December 26 .

11:08

Wouldn't that be fun . That would be super fun . Should

11:10

we do it ? We could stay overnight

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my brother's in town Bring him

11:15

. That'd

11:17

be fun . Just

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don't get arrested .

11:22

I know that's a problem . My brother and I , we have a tendency

11:24

to get into fun trouble . And then what happens

11:26

is I got to call my neighbors and say hey , would you guys mind

11:28

pulling your little dollars together from your swear

11:30

? Jar and bailing me out

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of jail . That's

11:35

awesome . So okay , what ?

11:37

else . What else are we talking ?

11:38

about ? Well , we're talking about FSU , oh

11:40

yeah .

11:41

This is like Katie's topic .

11:42

She actually we . So we've chosen

11:44

to do some research on stuff because obviously it's

11:46

her , with heavy jobs and kids to keep

11:49

up , and Katie did a little bit of research on this FSU

11:51

thing .

11:52

So when you say I did a little bit of research , I

11:54

like Googled it five minutes ago .

11:56

It was 14 minutes ago . She saw it come across

11:59

her Facebook feed and she was like oh

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, podcast material , yeah

12:03

.

12:04

So Florida state didn't

12:06

get into the college football

12:08

playoff cause only four teams get

12:10

it , am I right ? Okay , florida

12:13

state wasn't one of them , but they were undefeated

12:15

this year , but apparently they didn't have like great

12:17

competition . Neither did Michigan and

12:19

. Michigan cheated the whole entire season .

12:21

I have a correction too . I want

12:23

to make sure , because you said this to me and

12:25

I made a mistake . It was also because

12:27

of that injury .

12:28

Oh yeah , that's , true so . I

12:31

think well , so they were not correcting the

12:33

fact that Michigan cheated the whole entire

12:35

season , so they did cheat the whole season

12:37

.

12:38

They have like a committee . So we were talking about

12:40

this they have a committee that votes and I think

12:42

they took into consideration that FSU

12:45

did they have an injured quarterback ? And

12:48

so they look at it as like who is

12:51

going to be the best at the

12:53

final four ?

12:54

Probably who's going to make the most money , right

12:57

yeah .

12:57

Yes , yes , yes , it's all entertainment . Yes

12:59

, yes , yes .

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That's what I would think . So anyway they didn't

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get in . So today

13:06

it was announced

13:08

that the attorney general of Florida

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is looking into filing

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a lawsuit against the

13:15

selection committee , suing

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them basically for

13:20

information . She wants to know how

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they came up with their decision and

13:25

like all of the communication that they

13:27

had and like figuring out

13:29

like basically they're like discriminating

13:31

against the state .

13:32

So but what ? Okay ? So , first of all , it

13:35

you know what . It revolves around money . So

13:37

I think it's bring like I think that's the reason

13:39

they filed the lawsuit is because it brings

13:41

in money . They were counting on it . They

13:43

were undefeated . So what

13:46

happens , though , if they win a

13:48

lawsuit ? By the time the lawsuit's

13:50

over , what do you do ? Add

13:52

a couple teams in , like who is the other

13:54

team that didn't was another team that didn't make ?

13:56

it that was in the top six or something . Here's my

13:58

problem with this . This is a college

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football . Okay , yeah , and I don't

14:02

diminish . I think it's amazing . It's like my favorite thing

14:04

to watch is college . I actually prefer college football . Oh

14:07

, really Okay , but

14:09

these kids aren't getting paid . So now

14:11

you're going to take a million dollars of

14:15

Florida money .

14:16

Yeah .

14:17

And you're going to spend it on something

14:19

like this . Yeah , with everything

14:21

else that's happening .

14:22

And now they're starting to get paid a little bit

14:24

, though . Right , all these rules , yeah

14:27

.

14:27

The rules , is it ? But you know what ? I also

14:29

kind of like it because I kind of like it too

14:31

. These kids , mind you , I know .

14:34

Bust their butts in like the donors

14:36

and stuff , like everyone's making money , but

14:38

them .

14:39

No , I don't disagree and I love the rule . I

14:41

think it's great , but my even

14:43

that like okay , so they're . Now you're

14:45

spending an extra was a million dollars .

14:47

Million dollars is what the article said

14:49

that DeSantis set aside

14:51

for this lawsuit .

14:53

And he's only doing it because he's trying to please

14:55

people . Oh yeah , it's all

14:57

a show for sure . I love

15:00

to say that .

15:01

Oh , I mean , that's how politicians are they

15:03

want ?

15:03

people to like that .

15:05

And I mean I think people take Florida

15:07

sports , they take it seriously .

15:09

Florida football you have like

15:11

the Gators , you have up them in there , no

15:13

joke , well , I mean any of those like

15:15

, even like the SEC , like

15:17

when you think about it honestly I only know this because

15:19

of Eva but like even the SEC

15:22

, like the teams that cheer for the

15:24

SEC yeah , they're legit . That

15:26

is no joke . They call that throw

15:28

nasty competition right

15:31

, because that it's just so powerful down there

15:33

. So it's the same thing with this , but it's also like I

15:35

spent money on something

15:37

like this or so many bigger things going on

15:39

, so definitely , but that's

15:41

interesting .

15:42

Yeah , yeah , yeah , we'll see what happens . I just

15:45

I thought it was really interesting .

15:47

I did start asking questions when I heard

15:49

they were undefeated and they didn't make it . I started

15:51

asking Kevin he's like there's a committee . I'm like

15:53

what happens ? He's like nothing , right

15:56

.

15:57

So apparently it was big enough that something

15:59

like the attorney general Florida

16:01

doesn't have better things to fry

16:04

.

16:04

Is it ? Four guys sitting at a bar getting

16:06

drinks , and they're like nah

16:08

, we're not putting them in , yeah .

16:10

No , that guy's hurt . Yeah , let's

16:13

give those cheaters another try . Oh , here we

16:15

go .

16:16

So , you brought up something funny because you said you prefer

16:18

watching college I

16:21

don't know lately the

16:23

NFL games with the celebrations

16:25

. I mean I'll

16:27

be laying on the couch and then I'll hear something crazy

16:30

, and then I watch the celebration on back in

16:32

the game . But I feel like football is

16:34

on at our house , like constantly . There's two

16:36

and it's

16:38

. Does Mike do fantasy

16:41

?

16:41

football Jack does . So

16:43

Jack's like you know what Crazy . I'm

16:46

so glad you guys said that because Jack

16:48

just lost . So he has two fantasy teams

16:50

and he lost one . So

16:53

he's in high school and some of the seniors that run

16:55

his football team have a fantasy

16:57

team and then some of his other

16:59

age kids have . So

17:01

he lost and the rule

17:03

is if you lose and you're the loser , loser

17:06

last on the list , you

17:08

have to run two miles

17:10

and you have to drink a

17:13

two liter of Sprite every

17:17

couple minutes until it's gone

17:19

during your two two , two miles

17:21

and then at

17:23

the beginning of your run you have to drink a

17:26

half gallon of milk . You , and

17:28

when you get done you have to drink a half gallon of milk . And

17:31

I was like , do you think you ?

17:31

could die . I know , is this like a tip

17:34

.

17:34

No , it's it . And then the other kid

17:36

oh my God , I know the name . I'm not going to say

17:38

, obviously , who lost on the other league

17:41

has to run through downtown

17:43

Oxford carrying an American flag

17:45

, with no shirt on .

17:48

That's more tolerable .

17:50

And has to drink . Oh , what's the drink

17:52

?

17:52

I don't know .

17:52

It's something . Has to drink this like

17:55

two liter of pop while he's running

17:57

.

17:58

I mean when I was in high school you're not drinking

18:00

milk and Sprite .

18:01

I'll take it Just like right , as long

18:03

as he does . I mean , what is it like meant

18:05

? To be vomit or something .

18:07

You throw up to just make them feel like

18:09

your shoes to kilo like normal , right

18:11

. Geez , I'll be

18:13

. Guys , break into mom's liquor cabinet

18:16

already .

18:16

I think in Liam's group

18:18

. Maybe last year you had to shave your head , if

18:21

you like , buzz your head if you lost

18:23

it . But the crazy thing is is like there's

18:25

no monetary value . So I was like

18:27

here's the best parts . Like I'll be watching a

18:29

game and all of a sudden somebody gets hurt

18:31

and they're carrying them out . It's a quarterback and it's

18:33

like a young guy and I'm like , oh , he has a concussion

18:35

. That's terrible . Kevin's like damn

18:38

it , he's my guy I

18:41

just picked him up and I was like that's

18:43

terrible . And then

18:45

like we're watching and he's like yelling at me

18:47

Damn it , I just traded this person . They're

18:49

talking about this and I looked at him and I said honest

18:52

to God , would you be watching the dolphins

18:54

or whoever right now If you didn't

18:57

have the fantasy ? He's like absolutely not . I'm

18:59

like don't do fantasy . That because it's like and

19:01

I was like you're not doing it for money , it's

19:04

like shit talking , bragging rights .

19:06

Well , we have up on our counter upstairs we have

19:08

the bull games , because we get

19:11

into this bull game thing with my buddy every

19:13

year and he brings our . I think it's like , honestly , I

19:15

think it's five bucks a person or 10 bucks a person

19:17

, but you can win like decent money at the end

19:19

. And a couple of years ago

19:21

I mean , you know , I'm like I

19:24

don't know , I don't know anything . I give

19:26

myself a two . Like I'm never going , oh okay

19:28

, I'm just going to guess , guess , guess . And Jack's

19:30

in there and he's totally like , okay , I'm going to do all

19:32

this stuff whatever , and that Mike

19:34

does it , Mike loses , I

19:37

lose . I think Eva even filled

19:39

one out and it probably had like hurts on it . It wasn't

19:41

actually filled out Like we paid for her and do one

19:43

, and then Jack

19:45

won and he won like 40

19:48

bucks .

19:48

So we were like I'm going to say four hundred or

19:51

so . No , like he was like third place .

19:52

And we were like , dude , you won . And

19:55

we were like , let's go , let's

19:57

take him to go out to dinner . And he's like that's my

19:59

money and I'm like we freaking

20:01

paid for that , Like it was my

20:04

money . He was like locking that money down

20:06

.

20:06

So it's crazy to fantasy stuff

20:08

Like you . Just I can hear

20:10

people screaming in their houses over

20:12

these stupid games and then I'm on the couch and

20:14

I'm like I don't know if I can hear any more

20:17

football throughout the day . But then I hear

20:19

the funny things , like I'm paying attention to

20:21

the celebrations , the

20:24

fits that

20:26

some of the players throw . They're like there was a ref

20:28

maybe a week ago or something , and he was announcing

20:30

. You know he's got the speaker on and he's announcing

20:32

and he's like his knee

20:35

was not down , his Butchie

20:38

was out of bounds and I was on my

20:40

phone . I was like did that ref just say

20:42

butchie and Kevin's , like actually he did so

20:44

. Then I'm rewinding the

20:46

TV and I'm like this is amazing and

20:48

the celebrations when you hear the crowd

20:51

cheer , that's when I pay attention to the TV . The

20:53

celebrations and the NFL are off

20:55

the charts lately .

20:56

And they don't get in trouble Like . I

20:59

do remember the 15-year penalty for over celebrate

21:01

. Oh , five , 10 years ago

21:03

.

21:03

You cannot do it Now . It's like every time

21:05

somebody scores , you're watching like

21:07

what are they going to do ?

21:08

What was the most recent one that we did

21:10

? Oh ?

21:10

it was so good . I think it was the Dolphins , I just brought

21:13

them up , yeah , so all of a sudden

21:15

they score a touchdown and you see four guys

21:17

sit in the end zone with their legs

21:19

out in front of them . Some big lineman

21:21

comes over and you see him put his arms

21:24

across and it looks like he's strapping

21:26

each one of them in . And then all of a sudden they wave

21:28

their arms like they're on a roller coaster , like

21:31

stopping the whole game . It was

21:33

awesome . We'll post that because that's funny

21:35

stuff .

21:36

My grandpa , my judge , he

21:38

is 90 years old . He said season tickets

21:41

to Alliance he was 30 . And

21:44

now he can't see so good . So

21:46

and he will be watching this , so I'm not insulting him , but

21:49

he hates it

21:51

.

21:52

He's like he hates the celebration .

21:53

Oh he hates it .

21:54

He's like this is ridiculous .

21:57

It's off the charts but it's bringing in money

21:59

and viewers .

22:01

Can we talk about temper tantrums too , while

22:03

we're ?

22:03

talking about celebration . Oh yeah , katie , you brought this up . You brought

22:05

up the temper tantrum . Did you see it live ?

22:07

I did not see it live . I read about

22:09

it . Actually , you guys , I don't really watch that

22:11

much football Well it's

22:14

not because you're eating bonbons .

22:16

I think I was too busy .

22:17

Yeah , no , grady has basketball on the

22:19

weekends , so we're sort of like in

22:21

and out . If we're home we're watching it , or if we stop

22:23

for lunch , obviously it's like on .

22:24

I'm sure you get plenty of basketball or football anyway

22:27

.

22:27

So like you watch the Lions

22:29

like at a bar I did , I did

22:31

.

22:31

We were actually downtown Oxford at the

22:33

tap and I had never been there during

22:35

a Lions game before . That was sponsored by the

22:38

tap . Sponsored by the tap . Bring us wings

22:40

, tap wings would be amazing

22:42

. Yes , that's what we're doing

22:44

next time .

22:45

Yeah , that would be amazing OK .

22:48

Yeah , so it was pretty rowdy in there . Actually , it

22:50

might be fun to go there and watch a game sometime . Do

22:52

our podcast .

22:53

So it's like , yeah , they would let

22:55

us , and they have a brick wall there , like

22:58

our brick wall .

22:59

They do , let's do it , we're doing it , guys For

23:01

sure .

23:03

So anyway , the Lions game kind of sucked

23:05

. There's not really a lot to say about that right

23:07

Like boo , but anyway

23:10

, what were we talking about ?

23:11

Mahomes oh gosh , yeah

23:13

.

23:13

So I just read about him

23:15

throwing this temper tantrum and so I was like what is

23:17

this , what are they talking about ?

23:20

And so I looked at it like I'm reading

23:22

and I'm watching the video and like

23:24

he's mad , not

23:26

because they

23:29

got called for .

23:30

No not because he didn't think the guy

23:32

was off sides , right , he

23:35

was mad because the ref called him off sides

23:37

and I'm like wait a second , yeah , it's

23:40

like is it a ?

23:42

it seemed like from what I was

23:44

reading , it's a play that

23:46

maybe the refs kind

23:48

of protect people from and they give them a heads

23:51

up like , hey , we don't want to call

23:53

this play , Otherwise we'll be stopping

23:55

the game .

23:56

Nobody makes a call , nobody makes a call Like

23:59

. But guess what ?

24:00

There's still a rule yeah .

24:01

Maybe people don't make the call . Was it obvious

24:04

? Was it obvious ?

24:05

Well , looking back , like , yes

24:07

, like , if you look at the

24:10

blue line , that's not

24:12

really , they are the one that's not there

24:14

. When you go to the real game , you got it .

24:16

You seen that tick tock with a girl . Okay

24:18

, sir , there's a tick tock and there's this girl at a game and she's

24:20

like looking back and forth with her eyes and she's

24:23

like yeah . And then

24:25

the words kind of say on the screen

24:27

, they're like every time I watch

24:29

a game there's that yellow line and in real

24:31

life the yellow line's not there .

24:34

It's like when I was younger .

24:35

We went to a .

24:35

Red Wings game . And do you remember when they

24:38

introduced the hockey puck

24:40

, the red one ? and it goes

24:42

like this and then I

24:44

was young , and my dad took me and actually was like

24:47

I remember this too . It was like one of the best

24:49

Going to a Red Wings hockey game

24:51

is so much fun I don't even watch hockey

24:53

, but it was so much fun but I'm like I

24:56

can't really see it . It's like it's too

24:58

fast . Where's like the light that

25:00

goes with it ? My dad's like that's on TV

25:02

and that at that time , though , wasn't common

25:05

to have all that like yeah , technology

25:07

, and you're looking at one end of the

25:09

like ice and the . the puck is

25:11

at the other end and you're just like where's the

25:13

red puck ? What the hell ? So

25:16

yeah , totally yeah .

25:17

So anyway , if you look at like he's definitely

25:20

the guy is definitely off sides and so they

25:22

called this offensive off sides

25:24

, which is not a call that they make

25:26

very frequently in the NFL

25:28

, apparently . But he definitely was

25:30

off sides and my home was pissed

25:32

because they made the call , not because

25:34

the guy wasn't off sides , he was pissed

25:37

that they made the call and it was a really cool

25:39

play Like he threw it to Kelsey

25:42

. Kelsey did this cool like path back

25:44

to this other guy and he scored and he ended up

25:46

having the touchdown called back because

25:49

of this offensive .

25:50

Oh , so that I didn't know all .

25:52

Yeah , they end up losing the game . Was it because

25:55

of that ? If it comes down to that , then

25:57

that's your problem .

25:58

in my opinion , Such a good point , because that's

26:00

the other thing too . Like I always love a people

26:02

, I believe that one thing would have changed . No , you

26:05

had a whole game of things

26:07

that could have changed .

26:08

The best part is that you can see

26:11

him like complaining and bitching

26:13

, right , but you can't hear the volume and all

26:15

I think of is like how funny his voice

26:17

is . So like I see him yelling

26:19

and it's like , oh man like he .

26:21

just I cannot believe this happening I

26:23

cannot believe it . He's got like the

26:25

voice and then , I don't know .

26:27

I don't remember who the quarterback on the other

26:29

team was . I don't

26:31

know who they were playing , but the quarterback on the other

26:34

team is like congratulating him after the game and

26:36

he's saying I've never seen a call like that Like

26:38

he's .

26:38

Like the court is still complaining with it , still

26:41

complaining because his voice , like when you hear

26:43

him , you're like oh , his voice

26:45

looks like his

26:48

wife looks .

26:49

Oh , that's a good point .

26:50

Speaking of she was like she was bad too .

26:53

And I kind of think , if I was wife I'd be like

26:56

pull your shit together .

26:57

She was mad . What do you mean ? Like she was in

27:00

the stands , like Because ?

27:01

Bickering in her box Because she's like the biggest fan

27:03

, right yeah . So she's out there like basically

27:07

doing , yeah , she's like how dare they do this

27:09

. Tea swizzle are up in the dress box Like

27:12

oh , what a terrible call . Is that true

27:14

? I mean , I don't know , I don't know Interpuffy

27:17

white skirt from Taylor was

27:19

Do you know what that quilted white

27:21

skirt that she wore ? It was yellow

27:23

, it was yellow . Oh , it was yellow , we were talking

27:25

about it .

27:25

It could still be the same one . So you're talking about Britney

27:28

.

27:28

Mahomes , I

27:30

saw it on athletic website , yes

27:33

, and I was like is she wearing athletic

27:36

like the one ? I thought I actually looked cute and

27:38

I was like I can't order it because they beat it up

27:40

, so I can't do it . Don't do it , I'm not doing it

27:42

, no Interesting

27:44

. So yeah , that's , that's a . That's

27:47

an interesting fact , but you know what the other thing

27:49

is . I get being

27:52

frustrated , but when you take it to that

27:54

level , here's what I think is actually happening

27:56

.

27:56

I think they're struggling with chiefs are not

27:59

doing as well as they have done

28:01

in the past . And . I don't

28:03

think that he has is

28:05

handling it Well . I don't think he's used to

28:07

struggling .

28:08

I don't think that he's struggled as a

28:10

quarterback with the chiefs Not with the chiefs

28:12

, but he struggled his first two seasons in the NFL

28:14

and it was kind of like yeah

28:16

this guy always cracked up to be .

28:17

Yeah .

28:18

I remember thinking and I didn't

28:20

follow him because he's not from my team , so I , you know you

28:22

could , but I remember hearing

28:24

that . I remember thinking oh , this guy was .

28:27

I feel like he got the Tom Brady

28:29

complex a little bit , where , like towards the end of the game , you

28:32

get that one touchdown and you win

28:34

and it's not happening and he's frustrated .

28:37

Regardless , a game can't come down to play

28:40

call or one bad

28:42

call or not . But you know what ?

28:44

Tom Brady , when you play for Michigan .

28:48

If you left , if you left two minutes

28:50

on the board and the score

28:52

was closed , it was

28:54

a given he would win the game .

28:56

Well the thing , though , when Tom Brady was in college

28:58

speaking of douchebags oh , you don't like him

29:00

. I'm not his biggest fan , so

29:03

every time I look at him , I think of

29:05

remember the Saturday .

29:07

was it Saturday ? It was in living color . Let

29:09

me tell you something with his teeth , tom

29:14

Brady has those perfect teeth , I never

29:16

found fire . Marshall , let me

29:18

tell you something you

29:20

don't think his teeth are perfect , but I

29:22

look fake .

29:23

I do not find him attractive . That's what

29:26

I need I mean he's not ugly .

29:27

He's not ugly .

29:28

No , he's not all . I'm not saying that ugly , but but

29:31

my thing , my point , was this in college

29:33

he did not have a stellar reputation

29:36

either .

29:37

Oh , he wasn't great . No , it wasn't good .

29:39

So that's the crazy thing is like you look

29:41

at these guys , they come out , you know they come out

29:43

from college or whatever , and

29:45

like my homes did . So

29:48

he comes out and everybody's like he's a superstar

29:51

and his first couple of years worth of that great . So

29:53

um all right . So we

29:55

talked enough football for all you guys . Oh my

29:57

gosh , that was a lot of football .

29:58

But you know what ?

29:59

Yeah , are we keeping it .

30:01

Are we keeping it a timer ? Because we

30:03

have a lot of things to talk about .

30:06

Just so much time . That's been

30:08

well , all right , all right . So

30:11

let's talk about fun stuff . Let's

30:13

talk about , like , random

30:16

stuff , random and I have

30:18

, I'm going to . Can I start it off ?

30:19

Yeah , what do you ? What do you ? Always you don't have a

30:21

helmet to put on . What do you got ? What do you got , girl

30:23

? You got something .

30:24

She always .

30:26

I got us some wine , condoms , some , what , what is it ?

30:30

I do got some wine condoms . Why

30:32

, oh my God , let

30:37

me show you a little something . Oh goodness , well , that'll stay there . She has

30:39

a different type of helmet , yep .

30:40

This one .

30:40

It's meant to cover the helmet actually Kind

30:43

of a half of the helmet . So these were a gift

30:45

to me because apparently and in with the fun of your part is

30:47

they're supposed

30:51

to preserve your wine After you open

30:54

the bottle . We finished this one , we

30:56

finished our wine .

30:57

The problem is , I never have to preserve wine .

31:00

But if I did these

31:03

little doodads right here , we

31:07

have to describe it for our listeners . It

31:12

is in a gold foiled wrapper .

31:15

Looks exactly like a condom .

31:16

Like it should be .

31:18

In fact , for those of you

31:20

that are not as well , I'm like intrigued . Is this what it

31:23

could be effective , right ? Oh my God , I

31:26

don't know why you're asking me .

31:27

I had a baby when I was 19 . I'm

31:30

clearly not familiar with condoms .

31:32

She just she

31:36

doesn't even know what these things are .

31:37

Did you just say you had a kid at 19 ? So

31:39

she doesn't know what condoms are . That's fabulous

31:42

.

31:43

This is going to be our best episode that looks like

31:45

what .

31:47

So you are not joking . It's black

31:49

. Why is it ? I've never seen our condoms

31:51

. It's blue , oh it's blue .

31:53

It's maize and blue , but that wasn't on purpose

31:55

, so you basically

31:58

for those of you not watching- we're just

32:00

writing it , but I'm doing it .

32:02

You decided you're not going to drink your whole

32:04

bottle of wine . She's putting that on a bottle of

32:06

wine .

32:06

The wine bottle is super heavy . She's got both hands . Oh my

32:08

God , is this health ? Class and we are

32:11

going to roll it down with two hands

32:13

, wow .

32:14

And then this is kids . This is how

32:16

it goes . To keep the wine in , that's

32:18

great , okay , so now the wine's in safe

32:21

. So this is how it goes , and I

32:23

have . I have several left , so you know

32:25

, if you guys ever want to borrow one , I have no words right

32:27

now .

32:28

Like I really , and now your

32:30

wine's day is fresh . Like doing that at a like

32:33

I think you need to do that at a family Christmas

32:35

event . Somebody just needs to pull one of

32:37

those out and put it on his popular wine

32:39

.

32:39

Have you met my family that would ? They'd be like oh

32:41

, here she goes again . So this is

32:44

, this is the wine condom , and

32:46

this was came from my , my

32:48

very good friend , sandy , who thought

32:50

these were appropriate for whatever reason that is hysterical

32:53

, Like that is the best gift .

32:55

I mean a total stocking stuffer .

32:57

I agree , and they're super fun , like they're . They're funny

32:59

and I've actually had them for a very long time

33:01

, but I will tell you that's because I

33:03

don't want to waste wine .

33:04

Yeah , you don't , oh yeah .

33:06

But I love them , and so it actually on

33:08

it says wine condom perfect

33:11

protection for wine lovers . Very

33:13

good , that's that . So

33:15

there you go .

33:16

So um oh

33:18

what do we want to talk about now ? What's an

33:20

oh ?

33:22

Oh my gosh , you guys . What can I

33:24

tell you ? The other day I

33:26

was coming home from work and

33:28

you know , like you have your whole day planned out

33:30

. Like I'm going to get home , I've got like

33:32

30 minutes to go down , get

33:34

my workout in before I make dinner . So

33:37

I get home , I go in to like change

33:40

. You know that I fought with

33:42

my damn sports bra

33:44

for 20 minutes trying

33:46

to like smooth out the bra pads

33:48

and the sports bra before

33:51

I could go down and work out . I hate those things . There

33:53

has to be a better way . Like I don't understand .

33:55

I don't understand what people want to hear about , like the

33:57

stupid stuff we have women have to deal with Because you guys know

33:59

you go through it so .

34:01

I don't understand Like first

34:03

of all , what ?

34:03

are the triangles , the little triangles , but they're

34:05

not even triangles .

34:06

Sometimes they're like a weird shape , yeah .

34:08

Why are they removable ? First of ? All like everybody

34:10

wants their nipples covered . I don't know a single

34:12

person that's like let me show everyone

34:14

my nips while I'm working .

34:16

Every guy is like we're the ones who invented them . So

34:20

we make the bras ?

34:24

No , they make them removable , and then they

34:26

get all like wadded up in there , and

34:28

then you , they make one little tiny hole

34:30

on the side that you're only your finger

34:32

fits .

34:32

It's like that , you're like , it's like

34:34

you have like a claw , See I find

34:37

those in my dryer and nobody claims them

34:39

. Like they just come out of the woodwork , they're everywhere

34:41

. But if

34:43

you find something you're shopping and

34:45

those suckers are sewn in you're

34:48

like bingo , like in a bikini

34:50

or something , and they look better . They don't move

34:52

, they're perfect . Why ?

34:53

wouldn't you do that ? You know what that's where

34:56

? Okay . So I found these bras on

34:58

Amazon that don't think they're

35:00

sewn in . I don't know why I'm touching my boobs , Sorry

35:02

, but you know they're sewn

35:04

in . You can't talk about them with

35:06

your boobs . I was like you

35:08

know , and they're amazing .

35:10

Oh , maybe we should share the link for people . I mean

35:12

, I want to try what you're talking about .

35:14

Did you guys ever buy a sports bra at Lulu

35:16

?

35:17

No , my girls have them .

35:19

Are they good ? I mean , they're

35:21

a sports bra , whatever Like . But I

35:23

went there and I needed a sports

35:25

bra . So I buy a sports bra , the

35:27

pads she you like

35:29

. They put them in at the counter . So you

35:32

buy the , you take the bra off the counter

35:34

. They grab the pads and they're like , oh

35:36

, this is how you do it . You just fold it , boop

35:38

, boop , boop , and then it's in and

35:41

I'm like that is not how it

35:43

goes .

35:43

No , I get the little grand

35:45

claw .

35:48

You like , stick your finger in your doing surgery .

35:50

You're like false advertising . Yeah , no

35:52

, I agree .

35:54

I've never noticed that my girls have Lulu like sports bra . Maybe

35:56

they slipped them in there and I never noticed

35:58

it .

35:59

Yeah , they just stick them in

36:01

there right at the counter .

36:02

Well , I will tell you so . Obviously I have a daughter and she

36:04

between hers and mine . Obviously

36:07

they're different sizes and so sometimes

36:09

I'm like no , that's , that's hers Definitely

36:11

hers , oh yeah . Because they don't . And

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then I go to put mine in hers and like it's like over

36:16

expand . I'm like this is fricking

36:18

ridiculous .

36:19

The stuff , the stuff we have to deal with .

36:21

I know I know it's so dumb Like

36:23

men . What do they have to deal

36:25

with ? They're really only goes

36:28

one way right , I mean well

36:30

, we have to think of the stuff we

36:32

do .

36:33

I'm sorry , I almost . What did

36:35

you say ? You talk , do they talk ? It

36:37

oh my God , I

36:39

can't even say right now what I want to say when you're

36:42

with a man . I can't even say what I want to say

36:44

in this podcast . Do you know ? Is that why you're

36:46

laughing ?

36:47

No , I'm just picturing talking .

36:48

Oh my God . Well , how does a ?

36:49

weak woman . Man sit at work . Does he sit at his desk

36:51

?

36:53

It just goes , whatever way it goes , no that's

36:55

not true .

36:56

You've got to have a position . No , it's up , it's

36:58

on their stomach , on their stomach .

36:59

Whoa , I'm impressed .

37:00

Look at this , it's like they've sure done

37:02

it and it's like I'm

37:06

going .

37:06

I'm pointing up . She went like this over there . It is not pointing

37:08

up . Yes , it is . It doesn't hang down between their legs . How do

37:10

you know ?

37:11

that I'm assuming . I'm assuming you think that's-

37:13

.

37:14

It's a choice they make on which way it goes . No , everybody

37:16

has a natural side .

37:18

I've asked this before Dr Katie to the rescue Wait

37:20

, we need to enter .

37:29

We need to have somebody on this podcast

37:31

and we need to say which way does it

37:33

go .

37:34

Everybody has a natural side that it goes to Is

37:36

it real . And it just

37:38

goes to that side . Yes , I

37:40

swear to God .

37:41

Is this like when you eat ?

37:42

asparagus , and it either smells

37:44

or it doesn't when you pee .

37:47

No Tomorrow . All over Oxford

37:49

Everyone's going to say do you have a side ? Please

37:51

comment here .

37:52

And ladies ask your husbands . This is

37:54

scambolous .

37:58

What are we going to do next week ? Are

38:00

we going to ? We're still on the Christmas .

38:02

I think okay . So , we have

38:04

lots of great Christmas stuff . Danielle

38:07

has a fabulous , fabulous

38:10

thing coming .

38:10

We can't tell them no let's kick it off with something

38:13

fun and then let's do a Christmas episode where we

38:15

talk about Christmas gifts and it's going to be all Christmas

38:17

.

38:17

So we might talk very little football next week

38:19

, if you guys are good with that . Just a little .

38:21

I'm good with that .

38:23

And I think I have a special little

38:25

shirt that I'm going to wear next

38:28

week and I might not wear a shirt

38:30

. Oh damn , I'm definitely

38:32

wearing a shirt .

38:34

I'm wearing a shirt .

38:36

I mean , this party is about to get real . Don't , don't

38:38

miss out .

38:38

I mean , you never know .

38:40

Yeah .

38:40

All right .

38:41

Should we break it down ? Let's break it down

38:43

. Let's break it down

38:45

this week .

38:45

Danielle's going to break us off . What do I say ?

38:48

Three , two , one 60

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yard line yeah

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.