Camp can't do a bit, Lacey is in love with Zac Efron, we watch Down to Earth with Zac Efron, Bunny wants to move to Paris after the city's sparkling water technology advances, Lacey queers queering by being monogamous, Camp has a revelation, Lacey wants Darin to scam her too, Bunny and Camp use their combined 12 years of French to argue about prepositions in the title of the episode while Lacey is too busy blowing Simon to talk to us.