We’re back! In an effort to ease the isolation of the COVID-19 we have invented a way to record interviews with people not physically present at the time! It is just another innovation we have brought to the podcast genre. Our first remote i

Areola Aioli

Mar 11th, 2020 1h 51m

This week Sam Gesener and Nico Hualde of one of the CU’s greatest bands The Dry Look stop by the fortified wilderness compound this week! We have a great time talking road stories, Carbondale venues, and Guy Fieri’s sex life. We play a crazy

The Abbed Boys II: The Revenge

Feb 6th, 2020 1h 55m

Ali, Mo, and Nader Abbed are back at the fortified wilderness compound for another hilarious conversation. We discuss the show’s Wiki, Open Mics, and Weigh-Ins. We also play Bad Investment Ideas and, of course, Conversation Roulette. Like an

Poop is Always Funny

Feb 1st, 2020 1h 17m

We finally got our technical issues figured out and we’re back with a fresh episode. Joining us this week are fan favorites Sarah Vogel and Mickey Kauffman for a fantastic conversation. We talk name changes, taxes, and ribbon dancing. We als

I Told You That Joke Wouldn't Land

Jan 17th, 2020 1h 51m

We’re back from winter break, you guys! Joining us is fan favorite Matt Miske and first timers Charlie Briggs and former Mayor of Champaign Don Gerard. We discuss hangovers, Snapchat, dad jokes, and my inability to tell my right from my left.

The First Annual AHWOET Holiday Special

Dec 20th, 2019 1h 41m

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the holidays at the fortified wilderness compound! And to celebrate this year I brought along tow of my very favorite cohosts Ted Faust and Ali Abbed. Ted gives us the scoop on his new media company (

Why Don't Those Skeleton Dogs Have Reindeer Horns?

Dec 13th, 2019 1h 39m

We have another great show this week! Fan favorites Ashley Buerkett, Garrick Nelson, Carly Benjamin, and Bryce Brown are back to discuss decorations at the compound, my cats, zoos, and spirit animals. We also play Would You Rather and, of cou

The Babysitter's Club

Dec 6th, 2019 1h 32m

We've got another great show for you this week! Fan favorites Mickey Kauffmann and Joanna Troutman are joined by newcomer Melanie Sheckles. We talk about death, tits on you back and dick pics. We play a round of What The Pile of Leaves is Hi

PTSD

Nov 29th, 2019 1h 26m

We've got a Thanksgiving treat for you guys this week! Fan favorites Jenna Frye (Making her unprecedented 4th appearance), Ted Faust, and Sarah Vogel come by the compound to play a round of Black Friday Survival Tips and, of course, Conversati

The Illini Ended Up Winning the Game

Nov 22nd, 2019 1h 26m

The Illini Ended Up Winning the Game by A Huge Waste of Everyone's Time

The Tastiest Part of the Turkey is the Clitoris

Nov 15th, 2019 1h 31m

This week Anthony Morrison returns to the fortified wilderness compound and is joined by first timer Ashley McQuinn! We the hazing at my new job, Juggalos, bell choirs, and Satanism. Anthony tells us his drag name and I tell you who I’m feudi

Hot Trix

Nov 8th, 2019 1h 27m

This week we have a pair of first timers and our second brother\sister this week! Trey Potts and Tiffany Haan come by the compound to discuss prisons, scientology, and kids. As it turns out, Tiffany is a friend of my wife’s so we get to hear

I Thought It Was My Best Course of Action

Nov 1st, 2019 1h 44m

This week we’re joined by three-time guest Bonnie Dudley and newcomers Richie Brock and Kate Gruenberg. We discuss single entendres, merchandise potentials, star bartenders, and ASMR. There’s a discussion of the best kind of ice, outdoor urin

Them Abbed Boys Are At It Again!

Oct 27th, 2019 1h 47m

It’s an AHWOET first this week with our first set of brothers at the fortified wilderness compound! Nader, Moe, and three-time guest Ali Abbed come by to discuss sugar-free candies, Incel boys, shared emails, and Ali has some truly troubling s

Them Abbed Boys Are At It Again

Oct 25th, 2019 1h 48m

Dammit, Charlene!

Oct 18th, 2019 1h 39m

Fan favorites Ted Faust and Mike Burton return to the fortified wilderness compound this week! We discuss and Ted’s new virtual assistant, baby boomers, and childless dads. We learn who I’m feuding with this week, play a round of Bad Hallowee

A Huge Wast of Everyone's Time Presents Colonel James Presents

Oct 11th, 2019 1h 21m

Have we got a show for you this week! Bryce Brown, Dave Pride, Vlad Brilliant, and Garrick Nelson, the entirety of the fantastic band Colonel James Presents come by to talk about their upcoming show. We discuss the Mandela Effect, George W Bu

Marinara Popcorn

Oct 4th, 2019 1h 28m

This week I’m joined by two newcomers (and our third married couple) Star and D’Mario Turner. We talk job applications, Indianapolis, prior work experiences, and Pokemon corn. We also take a look at who I’m feuding with this week, play a game

Genital Thunderstorm

Sep 27th, 2019 1h 50m

This week the always fantastic Bonnie Dudley swings by the fortified wilderness compound and joined by newcomers Mike Burton and Tyler Reifsteck. We talk about calzones, dumb injuries, how to say “butthole” in other languages, and Bonnie has a

If You Eat The Devil’s Corn You’re Going to Choke on His Cob

Sep 20th, 2019 1h 53m

It’s a show of firsts this week! Our first group of four cohosts newcomers Hillary Kay, Carly Benjamin, returning favorite Ashley Buerkett, and our first three time cohost Jenna Frye! We also have our first topic as our cohosts come one to ta

Miske's Magical Meats

Sep 13th, 2019 1h 40m

This week we are joined by newcomers Joanna Troutman and Luke Bergkoetter and returning cohost Matt Miske! We talk disco naps, the Disappoint Your Dad Trifecta, bands, Chads, and dinosaur prison gangs. We also play I Got Kicked Out of Wal-Mar

Doggie DCFS

Sep 6th, 2019 1h 34m

This week Jeremy is joined by newcomers Kelsey and Chelsea (DO NOT confuse them!) and fan favorite Mickey Kauffman! We talk pets, kids, baseball chatter, and get Mic’s Perspective. We also find out what happened This Week in Fake History, play

There's Nothing Wrong With My References

Aug 30th, 2019 1h 23m

It’s a murderer’s row of hilarious guys this week with returning favorites Steve Fox, Ali Abbed, and new cohost Scott Richey! We talk about Rookie of the Year, what constitutes Fake News, and Ali and Steve’s plethora of new sponsors. We also

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Aug 23rd, 2019 1h 35m

I am joined this week by the captivating Christina De Angelo, the sensational Sam Yergler, and, a returning favorite, the amazing Adani Sanchez! We discuss the upcoming CLAW event, drones, and the environmental impact of glitter. We also play

Sam Addis Has the Best Man Bun in the Biz

Aug 16th, 2019 1h 20m

This week the incomparable Abby Baguisa and Sam Addis swing by the fortified wilderness compound. This one goes off the rails pretty quickly but we still manage to get a round of Fake History Facts in. We discuss penis sizes, tentacle porn, s