Today’s show contains a variety of toilet-related stories, and Abbie learns that toilet seats with cushions are totally a thing that exists. 

We also discuss when it’s appropriate to hire a clown as your support person, and Trump continues to be confusing.

For this show’s segment, we review a newly released horror movie, Haunt.

Ben’s sources:

1. When clowns become cool, not terrifying: https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/115801929/advertising-copywriter-who-brought-clown-to-redundancy-meeting-a-hero?fbclid=IwAR22SKCFeKINruWKLihZKdXQQrhtFoU5FmPS9byIfuhH5AO4ZHoG5b_VuuU
   1. Kitkat Sake: https://soranews24.com/2019/09/12/new-yuzu-sake-kitkat-combines-japanese-rice-wine-with-a-zesty-local-citrus/?fbclid=IwAR3gmdPsgjA7PE6P1liY5a8rzCuvBJz9wQ0SbY2cQutuAchRQGAw2PR5l4I
   2. Social justice ice cream: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/ben-and-jerrys-ice-cream-criminal-justice-reform-justice-remixd-a9091706.html?fbclid=IwAR1tLWOxRLsOmXggl_SOB8D1Nn9UKk6h65CiVegAY3unP1G9txW-VAEP9VI
   3. Apple coca cola: https://soranews24.com/2019/09/06/apple-coke-is-here-world-first-flavour-exclusive-to-coca-cola-japan/?fbclid=IwAR3SHxUjGQ7d-9UbcDnvLlMjoXF9Ya1vs4EAYHoU7CRRTmF61Vktdg4uWQs
   4. Flavoured grapes: https://www.bustle.com/p/tesco-is-selling-candy-floss-flavoured-grapes-the-future-is-here-people-18684809?fbclid=IwAR14I-UManIYjBdVftoVNiIQchSwlyvlfbSMWuh2gljWYsDIQPsu2qtb2tw
2. News about food:
   1. Weight watchers: https://seekingalpha.com/news/3499280-weight-watchers-international-change-legal-name?fbclid=IwAR2QzUBoyFDVjbJ8kk6LGDsXXZXKYyffDjQkb4qMs7G2AmFxUrd3csAHwQQ
   2. Mexichem:https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mexichem-name-namechange/mexican-plastic-pipe-and-chemicals-company-mexichem-announces-name-change-idUSKCN1VH1T8?fbclid=IwAR2PLbA_DyIKcSitTr_7YOhULvi2rcMjjP2L9yX-ri6klYebIy2S7WwVuH4
   3. Bang Bros: https://www.insider.com/porn-site-bangbros-bid-10-million-naming-rights-miami-stadium-2019-9
3. Name changes are confusing:
4. Space is badass, don’t let Ben convince you otherwise: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49648746?fbclid=IwAR0STEk1cDWsny7O44ALAWabkyj8ExNDrGLGMUnPhnxEE4qIEnK7bYpULeo
5. Men hide in toilets: https://www.irishpost.com/news/men-spend-hours-toilet-hiding-family-according-study-171266?fbclid=IwAR3KKy-hobiBGcls39MdTLgp8PcMhJ4jmd5ZzkE7ArOGCXHFKx7iMq8CtZk
6. Apple is sneaky: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gyzya9/the-biggest-iphone-hack-in-history-explained?fbclid=IwAR1zfdDfJ54KhfjYy7EKPNF2khgUkGTVYBvciyWL69Tn35dhrSl-lFTg3RE

Abbie’s sources:

1. Priests take to the skies to save a Russian city from their morals: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ywa33j/yes-priests-air-bombed-a-russian-city-with-holy-water-to-stop-all-the-drinking-and-fornication?utm_source=reddit.com
2. Donald Trump tries to convince twitter he’s a stable genius: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-twitter-boast-puzzled_n_5d7ce2d7e4b03b5fc88460a2
3. Aliens are real and we’re having their babies: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/aliens-are-breeding-with-humans-to-save-earth-oxford-professor-claims_uk_5cc455c4e4b04eb7ff9660e3?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news
   1. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-frying-pan-backesfest-accident-a9097501.html
   2. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-10/ten-dangerous-festivals-around-world/557908
   3. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xyew5/this-mexican-town-celebrates-its-namesake-saint-with-exploding-hammers
4. Festivals aren’t always fun:
5. Good news story - Sometimes teenagers do nice things: https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3471/A-Freshman-Was-Being-Bullied-For-Wearing-The-Same-Outfit-Every-Day-His-Classmates-Bought-Him-New-Clothes

Wow. That’s a lot of links.