Guess who’s back? It’s Christian and Pat by themselves again! Just another amalgamation of absolute foolishness and extreme mouth noises from the fellers this week. Look upon the silly faces of two fools who don’t realize the world will try to

Episode 28 - Spine Splattering Rollercoaster of Emotion

Mar 11th, 2020 1h 6m

Goofs, nostalgia, and deep emotional conversations? Where else but A Pathetic Podcast?! Take a tour through the media of the fella's youths by way of tv and video games as we do our best to pick our favorite Saturday morning cartoon network. Al

Episode 27 - Lymbdom Babes Jonesson Fest

Feb 28th, 2020 52m 23s

It's new groovy podcast time. This episode the boys are plugging Jimbo's live a bunch since APP is now an official part of the JPEU. Christian also gives a lil review of a movie he barely watched and Pat takes a look back at a Hardcore music fe

Episode 26 - Fake Lincswold ft. ZaneXDaniel

Dec 28th, 2019 1h 6m

A Pathetic Podcast is back with returning guest ZaneXDaniel. Enjoy yourself as you watch and listen to random fellas talk about a specific facebook group that is a parody of a different facebook group that is directed toward a niche music scene

Episode 25 - We're Back A Dinosaur Story (1993)

Nov 5th, 2019 55m 57s

Have ya'll stopped having a silly goose time yet? The boys are back in audio format only because we messed up trying to film it. Take a listen to us chat about absolute nonsense and see if you can catch our special guest on this episode of A Pa

Episode 24 - Royalty Free Sound Effects ft. Jimmy Green

Oct 7th, 2019 59m 28s

Make some noiiiiiise!!! Jimmy Green is back with the fellas again and this week’s a doozy. Not only do we recap and clown a bit (all out of love) on last week’s episode, we do a bit of a spoiler-free review of Joker and realize we really do liv

Episode 23 - Olan vs. the Merch Table ft Olan the VibeMaster and Zane X Daniel

Sep 30th, 2019 59m 44s

Did someone order some hot sauce and chaos? This week we invite some young fellows to join us on the podcast, Olan the VibeMaster and Zane X Daniel, two of DFW hardcore’s finest young pit warriors. We discuss each of their embarrassing moments

Episode 22 - Aaron's Party

Sep 23rd, 2019 1h 4m

Hey guys check it out, guess what happened to me? Another weekly episode? C’mon APP. Pat and Christian are running guest less again this week, but shell out quite the intensive love for the main man Aaron Carter. Along with Christian goofing on

Episode 21 - Calmcast

Sep 9th, 2019 1h 10m

It’s the most chill week in a while for the boys. No guests so we don’t have to impress anyone but you. We keep it mad calm talking about a bunch of stuff from Christian’s review of It Chapter 2 to what we think of big movies in the current tim

Episode 20 - Long T-Shirt Kings ft. Garrett Parsa of Lost in Separation

Sep 1st, 2019 1h 3m

Never was there a more Pat-friendly guest than our pal Garrett of Lost in Separation. We run the gambit of comedic talking points from the classic 9090 to the #cumonmymacbookchallenge. Join Garrett and the fellas for a solid hour of long t-shir

Episode 19 - Bobcast ft. Bobby Lynge of Fit For a King

Aug 25th, 2019 1h 16m

Bobby Lynge of Fit For a King joins the 9090 gang this week as we talk about a variety of things, per the usual. From tour stories to talking about his plant shop, Bob’s chock-full of fun and he brings it out in the fellas as well. Check out th

Episode 18 - Let's Talk About Film, Baby ft. Jimmy Green

Aug 18th, 2019 1h 4m

Though Pat has mysteriously disappeared this week, Christian is joined by friend of the show and fellow podcaster Jimmy Green. Christian and Jimmy discuss some spicy specifics of Jimmy’s radio DJ life as well as discuss their mutual love for mo

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Aug 11th, 2019 19m 18s

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Episode 17 - Staycation in Las Colinas ft. Nolan Proctor

Aug 4th, 2019 1h

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Episode 16 - Hard 90 Kill ft. Andrew Hileman of I AM

Jul 28th, 2019 1h 26m

This week on A Pathetic Podcast the boys are joined by long time pal, fellow former drape slinger, and vocalist of the amazing Deathcore band out of Texas I AM, Andrew Hileman. Listen to the gang recount old stories of working their foolish job

Episode 15 - How We'd Like to be Remembered

Jul 21st, 2019 1h 12m

Getting deep on this week’s episode. The boys get to talking about victims in “newsworthy” stories and how we should make sure to remember that just because they are just a name in a story to you doesn’t mean they weren’t people. We also analyz

Episode 14 - Personal Music History

Jul 14th, 2019 1h 5m

Music. Tunes. Jams. Whatever you call it, we’re talking about it. This week we dive deep in to the music that shaped us in to the upstanding young gentlemen we are today. Keep your eyes and ears peeled to see if our music tastes line up with yo

Episode 13 - Never Underestimate a Woman Who Listens to Tina Turner and was Born in April

Jul 7th, 2019 1h 28m

Back at it again with both of the boiz. Pat and Christian get deep this week. Starting with their shared hatred for school and landing at discussing some UFOs the 9090 gang is definitely on one this week. Take some time to think about your free

Episode 12 - Life is Strange…Time Travel, the Multiverse, and the Meaning of Life

Jun 30th, 2019 51m 59s

Are you ready to contemplate life and the universe? On this week’s episode, Christian is by his lonesome and he poses many questions and thoughts around life, time travel, and the existence of multiple universes. Get your thinking caps on as we

Episode 11 - Thinking in the Funny Zone

Jun 23rd, 2019 1h 4m

What's good 9090 gang? This week the boys are at it again, we start talking about the big news of the week like Whoopi Goldberg doin' a classic "you kids" whoopsie, and the shooting at the Dallas federal building. Then slowly devolve each topic

Episode 10 - The 9090 Gang Recaps E3

Jun 16th, 2019 1h 52m

Time to talk video games. The 9090 gang is born this week as we jump in to our very first actually filmed video episode. Hear the boys talk about the normal stuff: life, goofs, and video games. Join the 9090 gang as we recap E3 and make fools o

Episode 9 - Twitter (Beyond) Beef

Jun 9th, 2019 1h 22m

Just Pat and Christian this week, but we had a great time anyway. We talk about our views on internet drama and follow the rabbit hole of our feelings to even bring up how things (especially video games) from our childhood affect us today. Now

Episode 8 - Welcome T'Eckerd's ft. Jimmy Green

Jun 2nd, 2019 2h 16m

Radio host and fellow podcaster Jimmy Green of Jimbo's Paradise joins the Pathetic gang this week! Hear all about the history we have with Jimmmy, his views on traditional radio vs. podcasting, and even some movie talk. Leave us some feedback a

Episode 7 - 90m90r90c90s Dr90v90-90n

May 26th, 2019 1h 3m

Pat’s back and we’re all over the place this week! From war and conspiracies to a deeper look in to our personal pasts all the way to complaining about pickles. Check out this week’s episode to learn all these things and more, and let us know w

Episode 6 - From Friendship To Family Ft. Erick

May 19th, 2019 1h 56m

Episode 6 is here! Unfortunately, we are Pat-less but we have an awesome guest, Erick! Erick has been pals with Christian and Pat for a long time and has played music with them, worked with them, and lived the life along side the boys. Listen t