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Hello.
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I'm
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Parker, comma Matt.
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And
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I'm joined by Hill, comma
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back.
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For this cast, comma pod.
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squared, comma, a problem.
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My host, comma co, Hill,
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comma back, is a
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a comedian, comma standup,
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comedian,
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comma TV, comedian,
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comma flip chart. And
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I am a mathematician
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comma stand up, books
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comma writer of and
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intro comma duorov. And
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on this cast
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comma pod, we problems comma
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solve. That's all
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I had. That was my bit for them.
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Maybe they can help with your grandma.
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That works. You're that's valid
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grammar. That's a maneuver
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comma perfectly valid grammar.
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I think you'll find that I was perfectly
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quoting Holly from Red Wharf then.
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No dang. Because there is an entire opening
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in o. There's an entire
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opening in, I believe, it's the series
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waiting for God, I think. So one of them
1:23
they're still on the big ship. Yeah. No carton.
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And it
1:26
when they were used to do their little Oh.
1:28
They were
1:29
beginning. Yeah. Little old cup And
1:30
Rimmard does a whole log where it's
1:32
loads of commas.
1:34
And he says, hopefully,
1:36
we'll find alien life. And then
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Holly says, Maybe
1:40
they can help you with your grammar. So
1:42
the guy
1:43
a lot. I somehow out geeked
1:45
you. Hey.
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We all know you're here for the popular culture.
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Yeah. That's true. Media references. I think we're That's
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what I we are brand
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comma a hundred percent on. It's
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fun.
2:01
And in this like, you know, friend
2:03
relationship,
2:04
work colleague thing, whatever
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the whatever. You
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you
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are the rumor and I'm the listener, argumentally.
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You Yes. Yes. That
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comma, I can't argue with.
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Episode comma on this
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colon. I'm
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seeing which utility would be
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most useful on a utility belt?
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I'm gonna calculate the speed of smell.
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And we'll have business, comma, any
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other. Yeah.
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No. You got it. Me.
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Quebec. Where have you been?
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Good. Good. Yeah. I mean, I'm
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I'm aware that this episode comes out on
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the tenth of October.
2:45
Oh,
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yeah. So we'll be
2:47
on our last day in New York? Oh,
2:48
we're leaving New York today. Yeah. That's
2:51
sad. But
2:52
I'm assuming I've had a
2:54
great time. Great time. I'm sure we
2:56
will have had a great time. Yes.
2:58
Yeah. It's gonna be
3:00
really awkward when this comes out and it's
3:02
diet. Do you remember that's
3:03
This was a straw that broke No.
3:05
That broke out of stock. Yeah. It's
3:08
gonna be in
3:08
the storyline of of our working relationship.
3:11
It's the moment of conflict where
3:13
we both go off on our separate ways. Oh, yes.
3:16
Wow. Yeah. But I'm I'm otherwise do you
3:18
know what? Actually, there's one thing that I
3:20
had totally forgotten to bring up in an
3:22
earlier bit, which was I
3:25
went to Edinburgh.
3:26
after the festival fringe. Yeah.
3:27
And I talked about that a few episodes ago.
3:29
I went up a second time. What?
3:31
Yeah. No. Couldn't get enough.
3:33
Oh my goodness.
3:34
Yeah. Had to go again.
3:35
It's not the fringe unless you're there for
3:37
too much They
3:38
say you go to the French twice. What's
3:40
on the way one year? What's on the way back?
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Oh, Matt, it's so interesting. You
3:45
remember my energy the first time? I was so
3:47
excited. it and, you know, you were like, oh,
3:49
who would have thought that you could go to the French without doing
3:51
a show? No. No. Yep. Yep. And everyone
3:53
was having a great time there. And
3:55
then it took --
3:56
Hello? -- getting at the French. Yes.
3:57
Yeah. It was about, like, in the second week, within
3:59
yeah. The second week. Really? And then
4:02
it was in the last week that
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I went up and Natlitzima who
4:06
is a comic and author. She
4:09
saw my pictures from the first time and went, 0II
4:12
wish I'd gone now and I was like, guess what? Guess what?
4:14
I'm gonna again Do it again. Yeah. I had
4:16
a great time. So I was up there
4:18
and what I wanted to say was a cool thing
4:20
happened. My train back to London
4:22
was at
4:23
six fifty in the morning.
4:25
Well, that's how they drink. I was out
4:27
late. You're at the French? Last night at the French?
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Last night. My last night at the French, it
4:31
was a Friday night.
4:33
and you'd never chose to do.
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No. The first time I went up, I kept
4:36
saying, I wanna go and dance. I wanna go and dance.
4:38
Do you remember Patahoots? You and I were dancing there in
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two thousand nineteen? it is
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nice. The word dancing is being
4:44
translated very generous.
4:45
I danced and you moved.
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I moved about. You moved. And
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it's Yeah. I was in the same location as
4:51
music. I'm always looking over
4:53
at the in the same room together. He existed.
4:56
No. Do you know what? Look, I'm
4:58
going along with you for that for comedic effect,
5:00
but I am genuinely the belief that everyone
5:02
can dance. It's just that some
5:04
people are judgey. And so I was like, oh, we
5:06
got a bad news. Capt saying to everyone, we gotta go
5:08
to the they're all in the artists bar
5:10
being imported. Oh, hang on up with
5:12
Cupid. It was so full. And there
5:13
was one other friend there
5:16
who really wanted to go dancing, who was disappointed, and
5:18
we didn't the first time I was up. And so I said, you
5:20
and I are gonna go? Was it good? And then we'll tell
5:22
the others that we're gonna be there, Donna,
5:24
and they will come. So she and I headed there?
5:26
Throw
5:26
down. They'll head over. And we
5:27
got to Patterhouse, and it was
5:30
quiet.
5:30
And
5:32
the music was fine. know, I
5:34
I liked the music, but it wasn't anything I recognized.
5:36
Right. Right. Right.
5:38
And I went over to one of the people
5:40
in charge of the venue -- Yep. -- who I know?
5:42
And I said, oh, who's dating right now? and they
5:44
said, oh, it's a stop number or
5:46
something. Yeah. And then they leaned over and they went,
5:48
do you want a DJ from three? Isn't
5:50
three AM morning? What do you know? This is, like, two thirty in
5:52
the morning. Yep. And
5:53
I was like, heck, yes.
5:55
I do. Yes.
5:57
Sent out the word. Three AM
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took over.
6:01
Oh, my goodness. Did we get the party
6:03
started? Oh, it's great. I played
6:05
iPhone 6254
6:06
fillers. Oh, there you are. Yeah. Actually,
6:08
I opened with Gremmarada. I
6:10
see you baby because when we're a group
6:12
dot, we missed group. I'm out of
6:14
doing I see you baby.
6:15
We caught the end of their set. Yes.
6:17
And so I was like, we're gonna have to so
6:19
I put that on Everyone jumped to the dance floor,
6:21
had a great time, basically
6:23
did that for an
6:25
hour and a half.
6:25
No stop bangers.
6:26
I danced constantly the entire time, Xi
6:28
Jinping. I did not take a break I didn't stop.
6:31
I just danced constantly.
6:32
I switched from alcohol to water as
6:34
soon as I came out RB DJ. Yeah. I have so
6:36
much energy when I'm not drinking. It's
6:38
fantastic. And then
6:41
I was like, there's no point
6:43
going home to bed.
6:45
Oh, no. You didn't. I was
6:47
like who wants to go see the sunrise on Cotton Hill?
6:49
Push forward. right through.
6:50
My initial thing was to drop off the seat, and
6:52
then I realized, actually, allowing
6:55
just over two hours to get up after seat
6:57
and back down -- Yeah. -- and then home to park -- Yeah. --
6:59
and then down to the train site. I was like, I'm being
7:01
a bit more sure. Yeah. So we're not Carton Hill.
7:03
Watch the sunrise. beautiful. So
7:05
now what I'm saying is I need a DJ name
7:07
because obviously I've been bitten by the bug
7:09
and I wanna do that
7:10
with my b h. So I think
7:12
DJ Beach Hill is
7:14
Oh, yes. I'll Beach Hill. Yes, ma'am.
7:16
I can use the Beach Hill. great. I love it.
7:18
Yep. which
7:19
is all I've gotta do is move the space. Yeah.
7:22
There was also someone who recommended
7:24
Dex Hill. Dex
7:25
Hill. DJ Dex Hill. Good.
7:27
but I wanted to put it out there and see if
7:29
anyone else
7:30
So the DJ name.
7:31
Yeah. So if anyone has any DJ name
7:33
suggestions for me, please
7:35
send them over.
7:36
at bake your comedian or beach your comedian.
7:38
Yeah. What would your DJ
7:40
name be? Oh,
7:42
yeah. Elgo
7:44
rhythm.
7:45
Algarism. Algarism. Oh, did
7:48
you have the highest mathematical beats?
7:50
I
7:50
like that. We're gonna have to call it true. right
7:53
now or we're gonna spend the rest of the podcast
7:55
thinking of DJ names. Well,
7:56
I think you and I should DJ together. Oh my
7:58
goodness. And we could be bananas
8:00
in DeJamas. because
8:02
I'm pretty sure did DJ
8:04
is short for the dramas. Right? DJ is
8:06
short for the dramas. Yeah.
8:10
So
8:10
I'll do a tweet asking for your suggestions.
8:13
Make sure you reply to it. If you don't reply to that
8:15
tweet, I'll probably won't see your suggestion.
8:18
There you go.
8:19
Love it.
8:20
What about you, Matt?
8:21
Oh, I've not deviated anywhere. No.
8:23
No. I know what have you been up to
8:24
me. Oh, oh, you know
8:27
what I did do? and this is the power of
8:29
podcasting I mentioned in the other
8:31
podcast that I occasionally do.
8:33
A podcast Oh, yes. So my necessarily Those guys we don't talk
8:36
Obviously, this podcast is my favorite.
8:38
In that, I was talking about the sewers in London,
8:40
and now I love the old Basil Jet sewers
8:43
from the eighteen hundreds. And
8:45
I expressed an interest in seeing the new sewers,
8:48
the tide way development. So
8:50
we've got in touch. Mark, who's a director
8:52
of orbit architects. who were doing
8:55
the kind of public facing architecture that's
8:58
sitting on top of the now reclaimed
9:00
land I
9:01
said reclaimed land built up soer
9:03
stickier onto the tims bits.
9:05
Yeah. Yeah. They're black trousers.
9:06
Yeah. Oh, yeah. The because there's actually
9:09
a whole bunch of them up in on the tims. Mhmm. But they're
9:11
doing a couple of them including the black
9:13
fryers one. Mhmm. So I got a tour of the
9:15
Black Fryers
9:16
Tide Way site, which
9:19
was
9:19
very exciting. So they
9:22
now I couldn't go in the pipes. There's
9:24
a lot more paperwork. You're gonna actually go
9:26
into the sewers?
9:26
Yeah. You're gonna be like Mario. Exactly.
9:28
You gotta find what I could find with the green
9:30
ones. But So there there was plants coming
9:32
out of the middle of the year. Exactly. And there were shooting
9:35
fires, like, So I
9:38
so I'm still keen to actually get in the pipe. There's
9:40
more paperwork. There's still an ongoing project.
9:42
Yep. One day I'll get into get in the pipe.
9:44
But I I could do it at the top of the site, which
9:46
was amazing. So I got to wander around. They
9:48
showed me where they're putting in the different chambers,
9:50
how the flow goes, bits of the
9:52
old
9:53
seawards that were coming out, new bits going
9:55
in. I got to see they
9:57
had divers because
9:59
they couldn't
9:59
get rid of enough all the water around
10:02
where the fleet river empties into the thames,
10:04
which now has to be redirected into the
10:06
new soars.
10:08
So people who aren't
10:10
familiar with the sewers in London, when
10:12
the victorians invented flushing
10:14
toilets -- Mhmm. -- they just repurposed
10:16
the current so hours, which were just the
10:19
rainwater runoff systems. Yeah.
10:21
They've basically dumped sewage
10:23
into the rainwater system, the old drain system,
10:26
part of which was the old fleet river because
10:28
there are a bunch of rivers that go into the Thames
10:30
that London is completely built over.
10:33
So the poor fleet once A
10:36
fantastic mighty river is
10:38
now an underground sewer.
10:39
Oh, wow. And
10:40
a bunch of these rivers, they go through some
10:43
basements like in the city. Like, the rivers
10:45
are there. They're just subterranean now.
10:47
It's incredible. There's a city
10:49
that's just built over the rivers, but a
10:51
bunch of them still empty into the thames.
10:53
some emptied into the sewers, fleet emptied
10:56
into the old Victorian sewers, but
10:58
now they've got to redirect it into
11:01
the new sewers. they showed me where the fleet
11:03
river comes out into the Thames and they're redirecting it
11:05
and how it gets into the new sewers, which was very
11:07
exciting. That
11:08
is very exciting. The highlight might have been.
11:11
And this shows you the difference between
11:13
people like us who try and communicate
11:16
things to other people and people who just engineers.
11:18
because they were showing me one of the big vertical
11:20
drop shafts, which is how
11:23
because you got the Suraj's got river
11:25
level, and you gotta get it down
11:27
real deep into the main part that gets out of
11:29
the city. When
11:30
you fall in a bottomless pit, you
11:32
die of starvation.
11:33
The problem is if
11:35
they're dumping
11:37
sewage into this massive vertical
11:39
tube, which goes down, I don't know,
11:41
like, meters, ten meters,
11:43
let's say, a long way.
11:45
They
11:45
don't want the sewage to have too much kinetic
11:47
energy. just think we can all agree
11:50
you don't want your sewage to have too much kinetic
11:52
energy.
11:52
Well, because it comes alive, it comes, you
11:54
know, it's just lot of impacts. Oh, no. It's
11:56
got a It's getting it again. Yeah.
11:59
on. This one.
12:01
Have you seen Postcards? Yeah. Yeah.
12:03
Yeah. Yeah. So what they do, they're like,
12:05
oh, so we have a vortex to to to Which I know
12:07
what a vortex is, but that does sound incredible.
12:09
It sounds incredible. It sounds incredible. They're
12:11
really like they didn't know why I kept asking questions
12:14
about this. No. Oh, either the vortex. I'm like, Well, hang
12:16
on. Whoa. How does that work? They're
12:18
like, oh, it's not active. It's just like a the way you
12:20
shape it, you can get it spinning and I'm like,
12:22
look, you can't glass over. You can't be like, oh,
12:24
yeah. And here's where the ten minute tall
12:26
crap nadeau. Yeah. You'll be.
12:29
You don't wanna know about the crap nade I'm like,
12:31
yes, I do wanna know about the tornado. So
12:34
but when it's finished, there's gonna be this
12:36
wonderful public space, great
12:39
architecture. Mhmm. cafes, people
12:41
hanging out -- Yeah. -- direct
12:43
like, directly below their feet
12:45
-- Mhmm. -- a meter down is a
12:47
huge multimeter high
12:49
crap NATO. A
12:52
vortex of swirling storage.
12:56
Yeah.
12:58
Wazing. So I'm
13:00
very excited about this. I'm gonna say there's things I
13:02
wanna do now. I'm gonna see if I can go back and
13:04
find out more about this crap nadir because
13:07
what I really wanna do make a video in
13:09
twenty twenty five once the park
13:11
is finished. And
13:13
just be like, beneath my feet, is
13:15
the world's biggest crap nadir? I don't know if he's the world's
13:17
biggest. it's
13:18
gonna be big. Yeah. But I also
13:21
the one thing couldn't see, and I'm gonna
13:23
try some more paperwork to do this, is
13:25
I wanna see the original Baseljet
13:28
sewers. Well, if anyone here has
13:30
access to the actual London sewers and
13:32
I know they're not gonna be as clean as the
13:35
new as yet unused bit,
13:37
but if there's any way to see an old
13:39
Basil Jet sewer line,
13:42
let me know.
13:43
I had no jokes
13:44
except for crap Parker. Stop
13:47
the joke.
13:53
Back.
13:54
Yes. We were discussing grappling hooks.
13:56
Why were we discussing grappling hooks? because I have
13:59
one. Did you have one? That's
14:01
funny. Like a New Yorkies wanted one.
14:03
They just came up in conversation because they gave
14:05
you one -- Yes. -- in Edinburgh --
14:07
Yeah. -- Kathleen Hook. Yeah. My friend Gus gave me one.
14:09
There. That was episode forty two.
14:12
It
14:12
has inspired a new problem. But
14:14
as yourself problems, we cause them. Mhmm.
14:16
So Ben Clifford put in
14:18
a problem, saying that has been
14:20
inspired by
14:22
your grappling hook chat.
14:24
But their issue is,
14:26
that while they'd like to be Batman,
14:28
they are not a wealthy business
14:30
person.
14:31
So they haven't got the funds to
14:33
just put any old grappling book
14:36
-- Yeah. -- you know, they they've got budgetary
14:38
limits. Yeah. They don't have a Batmobile. They haven't got
14:40
a Batmobile. haven't got access to military
14:42
upgrades. that fund. Yeah. or the
14:44
back credit card from Batman and Robin. They have not
14:46
got the back credit card from Batman and Robin.
14:49
Which
14:49
was recently talking about to to
14:51
and friends. And I
14:53
realized that, you know, when you get
14:56
a credit card with, like, a picture
14:58
or something
14:58
like that, you can do that with debit Oh, yeah.
15:00
Yeah. Through your bank. Yeah. Like a custom
15:02
one. Yep. You
15:03
do that through your bank. Yep. That
15:05
means that Batman
15:08
or Alfred had to sort the bat
15:10
logo on this card. Yep. Like and
15:12
also that means he's got a bank account under
15:14
Batman. Like,
15:17
I'm pretty sure
15:18
that the bank are gonna be like, I
15:20
think Bruce Wayne and Batman are
15:22
the same guy.
15:22
No. Dude, just walk in dressed as
15:24
Batman. open a cash account.
15:27
Okay. And I don't know if I think they're pretty
15:29
used to putting the bat logo on things. Is that
15:31
that's like At that stage. That's their whole
15:33
guess there were there were already two other Batman
15:35
films that had come out
15:36
by then. So Was it wrong with them?
15:38
Sports and sneakers, mister Free?
15:39
Yeah. Yeah. It's the one where I
15:42
could go about this all day, but they made
15:44
the merch
15:45
for it before they'd written the script.
15:47
That's so good. A script was just to join
15:49
all the merch together into an era if. Yeah.
15:51
That's why it's so good. Forget hero's
15:54
journey. It's merch
15:56
journey. Search journey. Speaking of merch, we are
15:58
wearing our dinged shirts right now. Yeah. We're wearing
16:00
our Dink shirts. Right? Now for the
16:02
record, we are both wearing our
16:04
Dink shirts. There'll be link in the show notes
16:06
to the merch if you can look as cool
16:08
as we do. We came out with the merchant, then we
16:10
came out with the Pankaj. That's true. But then we
16:12
took two and a half years to get to the merchant, and then
16:14
it didn't arrive on time. So
16:17
anyway, Back to I don't know if you
16:19
remember Ben Clifford. Oh, yeah. I'm
16:21
back. wants to know what one
16:23
utility they could strap to their belt
16:26
that
16:26
would help them stop the most
16:28
crime.
16:29
Ideally, under a hundred pounds
16:31
-- Okay.
16:32
-- which at the moment is about hundred
16:34
US dollars about a hundred euros.
16:37
What's the best budget built by?
16:39
Ben says that would help me stop the
16:41
most crime. Correct. So
16:43
I thought the place to
16:45
start would be working out.
16:48
What type of crime is
16:50
the most common? Oh. And
16:52
then go about
16:53
You're right. stopping at that one. A criterion
16:56
other than cost. Stop
16:57
the most crime. Yeah. So
16:59
I checked the office for national statistics.
17:02
Yep. O and S, big fan of their work.
17:04
Yep. Went to the
17:05
most
17:06
recent release, which was
17:08
March twenty
17:09
Twenty two? Seventy recently. And
17:11
how to look at the most common crimes?
17:13
And Ben is in the UK because all they've
17:15
just quoted pounds.
17:18
Yes. So we've got the ten most common
17:20
crimes. This is in the UK.
17:21
Gotcha. Would you like to have a guess
17:24
at the most common crime. The
17:26
most common crime. Yeah.
17:28
So by crime,
17:30
something arrestable, I guess.
17:33
Or illegal? Legal. I bet
17:35
it's something like most
17:37
common crime. It's
17:39
speeding. That's not a crime, is it? That's just
17:42
It's speeding a crime?
17:42
Yeah. Yeah. that would fall under vehicle offense.
17:45
Oh. Vehicle offenses. That
17:47
is fifth on the list. Wow.
17:49
Yeah. Three hundred and sixty one thousand
17:51
and forty five
17:52
i will thought So
17:54
there's four things that more
17:56
than three hundred and sixty thousand people
17:58
have done -- Yep. -- or been arrested
18:00
for.
18:01
Actually, it's a slightly different question. Is it? Because it's
18:03
not It's not who's done it. It's who's how many have been
18:05
reported.
18:05
It's yeah. It's which crimes are most
18:07
enforced by police. Or I'm
18:10
logged. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Probably, it's
18:13
just like theft or a shoplifting at the same category.
18:15
The shoplifting is not about theft.
18:16
Okay. Theft is theft. Theft,
18:19
theft is second. Oh, so close? Yeah.
18:21
I've been robbed. Two
18:22
million six hundred and five thousand. Mhmm.
18:25
That's
18:25
all a theft. So
18:26
we've got legal offenses at fifth -- Yep. -- coming
18:28
in at fourth violence.
18:30
So one million five hundred -- Yes.
18:33
-- seventeen thousand.
18:36
It's all violent crime.
18:37
Yeah. Wow. Yep. Okay. It's not it's
18:39
not top three. Yeah. That's true.
18:42
In a way, that's
18:43
good. It's better. done a lot. Yeah.
18:45
Coming at number three, computer
18:48
misuse. Oh. So that's
18:50
like Computer misuse. Yeah. Very specific.
18:52
That's like hacking, data breaching. Ah,
18:54
right. Right. US. So
18:56
that's one million six hundred and thirty
18:58
three thousand. Wow. Number one,
19:00
fraud. Fraud. That's
19:03
a good That's
19:04
more enforcement of
19:07
kinda
19:08
white collar y crime than
19:10
I expected. Is it white collar though? What
19:13
was fraud?
19:13
with PH. So that's one of the main methods
19:15
used to commit
19:16
for. That's not misuse of a computer.
19:18
Yeah. Because it can come in via
19:20
email, but also text.
19:21
Oh, all sorts of things. Yeah. Yeah. And then
19:24
it's basically
19:25
I've been getting tons of them
19:27
since the track and trace stuff.
19:29
from -- Yes. -- not the NHS as well.
19:31
I got a message. Oh, you've been in contact with someone
19:33
a couple days ago. And I always one
19:35
day, I'm gonna fall for one of these things because
19:38
the most other one this week. I was
19:40
like, oh, wonder where that was. I went, wait a
19:42
minute. And it was something like
19:44
NHS hyphen data hyphen
19:47
portal dot dodgy something. I'm like,
19:49
well, it's a suspicious phishing text.
19:51
Yeah. So could we be really
19:54
careful of those things? the
19:56
advanced fee fraud and consumer
19:59
and retail fraud was another Mhmm.
20:01
-- big one. So that one, advanced fee
20:03
fraud, fences, include scams where transferred
20:05
funds to fraudsters for postal deliveries. Right.
20:08
There's loads of those roads like, oh, you should
20:10
be
20:10
Yeah. Yeah. money. Yeah. For
20:12
those who had received phishing messages, fifty
20:14
four percent have received messages from fraudsters
20:16
pretending to be delivery companies, thirty
20:18
two percent from banks, building societies, or other
20:20
financial institutions, and twenty
20:22
nine percent from e commerce companies. Wear
20:25
respondents had received phishing messages, eleven
20:27
percent provided personal information that could
20:29
be
20:29
used by fraudsters. That's quite
20:32
a high hit. Right? I can see where they do it. Yeah.
20:34
Good scam. Yeah.
20:36
Yeah. And so I I thought
20:38
I'd actually ask about it because I think a lot of
20:40
us feel very savvy when
20:42
it comes to that stuff. Yeah. When some of the
20:44
scam stuff I get sent, there's NHS texts
20:47
and things like that. I can't help but think
20:49
If
20:49
I am a resulter and a little less clued
20:52
in, I would a hundred percent fall
20:53
for this. I'm terrified of
20:55
the equivalent of me when I'm old. because
20:58
I'm like because we grew up immersed
21:00
in a bunch of this tech, I feel. But
21:02
even then, it's still you gotta keep your
21:04
wits about you. I'm like, when I'm old,
21:07
I'm sick of having my wits about me. And
21:09
the technology's new, and
21:11
I'm not fluent in it. I'm I'm totally gonna
21:13
get scammed. So
21:14
I asked if anyone
21:16
who follows a podcast on Twitter
21:19
has been scammed, especially if they don't
21:21
imagine themselves to -- Mhmm. -- be in that
21:23
position We did have someone who
21:25
works fixing computers and stuff who was telling
21:28
me about an OAP that they helped to
21:30
have been scammed twice in a week. Mhmm. Yeah.
21:32
That was one where obviously, they'd called,
21:34
say, with Microsoft, with various activities,
21:37
blah blah blah. Basically, they
21:39
took her money -- Yeah. -- and then also ended
21:41
up, like, deleting all of her files aside. Oh,
21:43
that's just a jerk move on the way up.
21:45
But the worst one is that then
21:47
she got a phone call the next day saying,
21:49
you know, we've noticed some strange activity.
21:51
And she was like, well, yeah. I just got this
21:53
damper. These guys did this. They took my money,
21:55
and now they've deleted all my images. And
21:58
they're like, oh, okay. we can fix that. It's
22:00
just three hundred pounds.
22:00
Oh, wow. We got the final
22:02
dip. Twice
22:03
in the same week, which is just frustrating. She
22:05
was able to report it to the bank, and they were able
22:07
to return money, but There
22:09
is a surprising amount of onus on the banks
22:11
to stop these things. And so if
22:13
anyone has been scammed, you've got
22:16
more chance to get your money back
22:18
than I think most people expect. If you were
22:20
actually swallow your pride and report
22:23
it -- Yeah. -- and go to the bank. Yeah. You get
22:25
money back.
22:25
now we know fraud. Number one -- Yep.
22:28
--
22:28
most common crime. What can
22:30
you put on a u-two? I mean, there's a problem. Yeah.
22:32
Better to stop that.
22:34
At first, I was thinking, I'll
22:35
be smart and say, well, it's under hundred pounds because
22:38
answer is common sense. You
22:39
got it.
22:40
Oh, you've got No.
22:43
You know, it's about a
22:44
Utility was inside us the whole time.
22:46
Yeah.
22:46
Or like a bunch of brochures can give to people
22:49
that explains
22:49
more about fraud and what to look at. Yeah. Yeah.
22:51
Yeah.
22:52
But then I realized that's not technically
22:54
it's stopping crime. There's not preventing
22:57
it's not
22:57
stopping the crime. It's just
23:00
lessening the effectiveness of the crisis.
23:02
Yes. Exactly.
23:04
So I
23:05
was like, what would stop this?
23:07
So
23:07
I I asked people,
23:09
have
23:10
you ever committed a crime? Why?
23:13
Oh, okay. Because if we can understand why. Why?
23:16
Then we can work out I'll
23:18
read out some of my favorite responses first.
23:21
So Zoe Griffiths said
23:23
they ran a red light It was because they
23:25
got distracted by an unusual road sign and
23:27
was busy worrying if they were following
23:29
the road rules. Right.
23:30
And they said they were in brackets. They
23:32
were caught It
23:33
was outside a police station, and
23:36
there was a police car behind me.
23:37
Terrible criminal, Azeri. They then
23:39
tried to let the officer into the car,
23:41
but couldn't work out cow because they'd left
23:44
the lights on and the flat
23:46
battery had knocked the central locking out.
23:49
And the only reason they were driving was
23:51
they were driving it around to charge the battery up,
23:53
which then led them to answer both
23:55
of the police officers' questions, where are you going
23:57
and where have you come from with my
23:59
house,
23:59
which
24:02
didn't help the situation. Yep.
24:03
They said, punished amazingly no,
24:05
but they would not do it again. So
24:07
obviously, there were quite a few
24:09
things like that where people were saying, I
24:12
broke the law but I didn't mean
24:13
to -- Yeah. -- because
24:14
of this. So a lot of it was just mistakenness and
24:16
I I would argue that majority of crimes
24:18
are not caused by people mistaken. No.
24:21
There was another person who replied to
24:23
say when I was a younger teenager, I would often lie on the
24:25
Internet say I was over the age of eighteen.
24:28
I think everyone can work out the way I did it.
24:32
They said they were caught quite my dad once and afterwards,
24:34
I was allowed to move my computer to my room.
24:36
Ten out of ten would do again. So
24:38
a lot of minor stuff, a lot of things like that.
24:40
My personal favorite was say
24:43
Bluestein, Australian comedian who said
24:45
I used to break into the nursery in the park as
24:47
in a gardening nursery. Yeah. Oh,
24:49
wow. I used to break into the nursery in the park
24:51
across from their friend Joel's house. We
24:53
didn't steal anything. We just remove the paints
24:55
from the Orchid greenhouse, sneak inside, and
24:57
look at the flowers for
24:58
a bit. Actually,
25:00
quite few responded to me to say
25:02
that they had broken the law
25:04
by purchasing marijuana as assuming
25:06
That's somewhere where It's a across the UK.
25:09
Yes. Or somewhere not legal, wherever
25:11
they are. Oh, wherever they are.
25:12
I think in all cases, they weren't caught
25:14
and happy to keep doing it. And
25:16
so I and I thought that's really interesting. So I actually
25:19
went into a bunch of psychology papers
25:22
where people have talked about the reasons
25:24
why people commit crimes. and
25:27
there's so many factors, but some
25:29
of the bigger ones
25:31
are things like where
25:33
the outcome of the crime outweighs
25:36
the negatives. Right.
25:37
Yep. Yep.
25:38
Yeah. So a lot of
25:41
times where If
25:41
crime does pay.
25:42
But then you get more into the whole
25:44
perception of the fact that people
25:46
commit crimes either because they
25:49
need to or feel that they need to.
25:51
So
25:51
it might be that they are
25:54
in a position where they feel stuck in a
25:56
cycle. It might be that let's say,
25:59
you don't have
25:59
enough money to
26:02
have a nice suit to get a haircut
26:05
to look presentable by society standards
26:08
or maybe you don't have enough money to go for
26:10
the type of education that you've feel you need
26:12
or something. also a lot of people can't
26:14
get into education because they're on
26:16
the poverty line or below it and
26:18
don't have access to it because they're to be
26:20
worrying about whether they can eat. they
26:22
can't get a job because they
26:25
wouldn't do well in a job interview from
26:27
that, which then adds to the problem that they
26:29
don't have any income so they're stuck in
26:31
this loop, in the cycle, that a
26:33
current system of society doesn't
26:36
look after effectively. Someone
26:39
committing fraud might feel is the only
26:41
option they have. I know that's not
26:43
always the case, but that is one of the things that
26:45
might play a role. So you got direct factors
26:47
like that. then you've got indirect
26:49
factors where, again,
26:51
someone stuck in a position of
26:54
hopelessness in society might start
26:56
to get to press by that,
26:59
they might because they can't see any
27:01
anything else changing around them or being able to change
27:03
their situation might as well change your mindset.
27:05
So then you start taking substances that
27:07
make you feel happier, that make you feel better, or make you forget
27:10
things. And then next
27:12
thing you know, not only is the actual
27:14
taking of the drugs or
27:16
purchasing of the drugs illegal, but
27:18
also then needing to fund yourself
27:21
to do that usually means having
27:23
to perform some sort of crime. So
27:26
a lot of crime actually
27:29
really stems back to the fact
27:31
that our
27:32
system at the moment does not look after a
27:34
lot of people efficiently enough. that
27:36
they feel like crime isn't
27:38
an option. They're not being offered anything better,
27:41
or
27:41
it's people in a society that
27:44
feel like they don't need to affect
27:46
other people or their property or
27:48
their livelihoods because they feel disrespected
27:50
-- Yeah. -- and not looked
27:51
after in their livelihoods and things like
27:53
that. And I'm including, like, people
27:56
who commit fraud, shoplifting, little,
27:58
small things. Some of the things that
27:59
were, you know, where people were like, oh, I accidentally
28:02
stole a tweet from Sainsbury's do it again
28:04
if I didn't mean to, whatever. A
28:06
lot of people would be more
28:08
inclined to follow rules
28:10
if they felt that they lived in society that respected
28:13
them. or where the laws involved
28:15
felt like they
28:16
were being fairly
28:18
applied. Yep. Because
28:20
people at the moment a
28:22
lot of the laws are aimed at what
28:25
our laws, if anything, just society
28:27
agreeing that, okay, that's okay to do, and that's
28:30
not okay to do. and there's lot of laws
28:32
that aren't in place, that
28:33
should be, that would stop a lot of people
28:36
from effectively stealing money from everyone
28:38
else. Now
28:39
I can talk at length about all of this and
28:41
there's so much more in it, but I'm also
28:43
aware that we wanna know what can go on utility
28:45
basis. So I'm doing some research. I'm
28:48
currently, ever since trying to answer this problem,
28:51
I am now reading a
28:53
brilliant book by James Plunkett.
28:56
called end state nine way
28:58
society has broken and how we fix it. There
29:00
you go. Which I'm really enjoying because it feels
29:02
like it's actually providing answers. And
29:04
one thing we know about industrialization and
29:07
its effects
29:08
on Civilization as a whole.
29:10
Yeah. We sort of had the problem we're
29:12
in now just after industrialization because
29:14
there was nothing in place looking after people.
29:16
Yeah. Add in the looms. Always
29:19
blame the looms. Looms. flame
29:21
the looms as new match -- Yeah. -- look it up. Yeah.
29:24
Well, like capitalism was
29:26
part of the problem, by answer. Yeah.
29:28
We have that problem. But then basically,
29:30
we ended up with social democracy where
29:32
we started forming all of
29:34
these laws and rules to help
29:37
regulate and look after
29:39
society as a whole. but then
29:41
these new markets opened up with
29:43
the internet and all these other
29:47
commerce sort of type things that aren't regulated
29:49
and now we're having similar problem where people
29:51
being taken advantage of. We're seeing
29:53
the way that the old governmental
29:55
system has been manipulated. and
29:58
used. The answer though is hope.
29:59
If you don't hope, you stop trying
30:02
and you stop trying to change things. Do do you know
30:04
that they said that Like, if we got rid of child labor Oh,
30:06
goodness. Every time
30:08
the limits have been trying to put on a free
30:10
market situation, people complain that's gonna
30:13
Yes.
30:13
Right? Every time. The
30:14
idea of an educate public education system
30:17
that was deemed impossible. There's all these
30:19
things where the people in power
30:21
at the time said this is impossible it will never
30:23
happen. And it was through just constant
30:26
pushing
30:26
and urging and people
30:29
coming together and working on it that it
30:31
became possible and that we have
30:33
those things. So if we feel
30:36
like having a society where people care about
30:38
each other enough they're not committing crimes, but people feel
30:40
looked after enough. They don't feel like they need to commit
30:42
crimes. Then all we need
30:44
to do is start believing that society
30:46
could work, then we can achieve it. I
30:49
know that what we want is an answer where it's a
30:51
physical item you can
30:52
put on a utility bill. Right. So
30:54
I've brought it upon myself to come up
30:55
with something that represents
30:58
that hope so
31:00
that when you see other people with
31:02
it, you know that they likewise believe
31:04
that there could possibly be a new future because
31:07
hope breeds hope. So
31:09
I'm thinking maybe a badge.
31:11
I hope belt buckle. You know you know what? You
31:13
know, you know, belt buckle is a thing. I
31:15
hope buckle. I'm just alone. You're
31:17
going for a real practical part of the building.
31:20
It
31:20
needs to be something that everyone can
31:23
either make or easily access
31:25
because I don't want it to be something where
31:27
people don't want to fire it. You once it's
31:29
on the belt, people aren't like, oh, that's my
31:32
No. That's what we've done.
31:33
No. No. No. No. No. And what I would
31:35
argue that there is no one thing on Batman's
31:37
belt that just means that Batman's
31:39
job is
31:40
done. give it bell. You're like, job done.
31:42
Got a bell. No.
31:42
But no. But Batman's got a back deal. Batman's
31:45
got a back deal. actually cared about stopping
31:47
crime. Oh, he wouldn't be Bruce Wayne. He'd
31:49
be funding major political
31:51
change.
31:51
Yeah. A hundred percent. I mean, to be fair.
31:54
Belt the Belt. Problem here is Batman.
31:55
The problem is the Belt. The answer It
31:57
was the grappling hook.
31:59
It's it's the shock
31:59
propellant.
32:00
No. That that's simple. Too much
32:02
of funding is things that aren't necessary.
32:04
No. Okay. You can have some unnecessary.
32:08
You
32:08
you get one back copter? Yeah.
32:10
That's it. Okay.
32:12
I tell you what, though. If anyone's got
32:14
any I'm gonna open this up again because I know
32:16
it's such a big one.
32:17
Oh my goodness. Yeah. I
32:18
can't dig this. But if anyone has an
32:20
idea of something that could help
32:22
people feel that there is hope and way
32:24
of creating change.
32:26
But think that the
32:29
apathy of there's nothing we can do
32:31
is
32:31
an issue.
32:32
Yeah. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. We need something
32:34
that everyone can recognize go, oh, we all
32:36
recognize that there is
32:37
something we can do. There's
32:39
so many things out I know we're not
32:41
on a political podcast, and I'm fully
32:43
aware that this is nowhere near as funny as the
32:45
last episode. But look,
32:47
it wouldn't be a problem squared without some real problems
32:49
every now and then. So if anyone has
32:51
any ideas on how we could do that or indeed
32:54
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32:58
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33:01
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33:03
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33:05
That's our problem squared dot com. Also,
33:08
if you hated this
33:09
Tell me, I
33:11
would I will avoid anything vaguely
33:14
serious in the future. t t
33:16
mask, It's a large expensive societal
33:18
issue. If
33:19
you have ways of helping
33:21
prevent crime --
33:22
We wanna really hear it.
33:24
-- a large structure
33:25
societal change. Yeah. Yeah. Start
33:27
talking about it. Get out of the
33:28
You don't have to tweet us. Donate hundred
33:30
pounds
33:31
to a politician or political
33:33
movement that aligns with the change
33:35
you want to see in the world. That
33:37
is a very good piece of that. That
33:39
would be my best thing on the utility pole.
33:41
And if
33:41
you kind of thought about that down on a piece
33:43
of paper and tuck it
33:44
in your pocket.
33:49
This problem comes from Charlie
33:51
who
33:51
says, what is the speed of smell?
33:54
Wow. It's a good question. Good question. Yeah.
33:56
because we have the speed of sound.
33:58
Yep. That's what we can hear.
33:59
the
33:59
is not a speed of touch. Right.
34:02
I guess we should know what a speed of touch. And actually,
34:04
I'm not gonna go into I'm not gonna into
34:06
nerves because because it's like speed of sound
34:09
is the sound traveling to you. And
34:11
when I did have a bit of a look online to see people have
34:13
already answered this question, A bunch people
34:15
did talk about how fast. It takes
34:17
them to actually to get to your brain and process and all
34:19
that jazz, and I'm not gonna do that. And
34:20
again, I feel like in a previous episode,
34:23
you and I talked about the
34:26
the slight delay that happens in processing information.
34:29
I feel like yes. So
34:31
all we might have just heard about are his friends But essentially,
34:33
we are both acting slightly in the past
34:36
-- Yeah. -- to something happening. Human
34:39
we're we're we're we're slothy messes So
34:41
I'm not gonna go into the biology. Fair.
34:43
Of what's happening? It's the stimulus
34:46
getting to you. Yes. And the speed
34:48
of taste, I guess, is a ridiculous question. Yeah.
34:50
That's true. How fast is the food delivery?
34:52
So I'm gonna just repeat the smell. Getting
34:54
to the body. So the
34:55
smell starts somewhere else and
34:58
gets to your nose. Yep.
34:59
Now at this point,
35:02
people
35:02
are probably expecting me to do, like,
35:04
the diffusion of gases.
35:06
there's a bunch of physics -- Mhmm. -- chemistry
35:09
and mathematics calculating
35:11
how like, the random walks, if if you
35:13
really release a bunch of molecules, into
35:16
another bunch of molecules, they're all gonna
35:18
randomly bounce around. That's
35:20
assuming there's no wind. That's assuming there's no wind. That's assuming there's
35:22
no wind. Blah blah blah.
35:24
In any ocean.
35:25
difference between standing behind someone
35:27
when they fought and standing in front
35:28
of them. That's not when I met by Branyan Motion, but
35:31
So it's such a complex
35:33
question. But so a lot of
35:35
people would dismiss it as a meaningless question because
35:37
there are so many compounding factors. Mhmm.
35:39
But I still wanna find out the
35:41
speed of a smell. So
35:44
you're gonna be the smelly. Okay.
35:46
And this what what'd you call
35:48
me? And this will very smelly
35:50
to smelly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're the
35:52
smelter. We're
35:53
gonna do an experiment and we're gonna find
35:55
out
35:56
how fast smell moves. Something
35:57
over here will be the smelly. You're the
35:59
smelly.
35:59
I'm the smelly. You're the smelly.
36:02
Yeah. I'm gonna put it a certain distance from
36:04
you, and you're gonna tell me when you can
36:06
smell it. Mhmm. And then we'll we'll calculate what the speed
36:08
was. I thought what's gonna be the smell in my
36:10
bag here? I've got all the things we need for this experiment.
36:13
I've got three. These
36:15
are solo cups, like plastic,
36:18
Oh, they look like them be a pong type.
36:20
I I bought a whole pack of these in the States
36:22
because whenever I have a US themed evening,
36:25
a drink beer out of a solar cup. And how
36:27
often do you have a US themed evening? Approximately
36:31
one and a quarter times a year.
36:33
And
36:33
is that like a round Super
36:35
Bowl?
36:35
Or It's this it's every Super Bowl and
36:37
every US election. Although I might do
36:39
the midterms, so that's now one and half
36:42
No. I would call this Gladrap. Yes.
36:44
I did. Gladrap. Gladrap. Yeah. It's a brownrap. What
36:46
you wanna call that. So what I can do
36:49
is I'm gonna add these three cups. I'm
36:51
gonna put something smelly
36:53
-- Uh-huh. -- in one or more of
36:55
them. You won't know which ones smell and
36:57
which ones don't. Uh-huh. I will
36:59
then break the cling film
37:01
holding them down. Yep.
37:03
And then you will have to wait
37:06
to see because
37:07
you won't know if there's a smell or not until
37:09
you can say you can definitely smell something.
37:11
Yep. And then we start the clock, and
37:13
we
37:13
know the distance, and we know how long the smell
37:16
took to get to you.
37:16
Okay. Yeah. because I feel like if you
37:18
knew it was definitely gonna smell like,
37:20
you convince yourself you can smell it potentially
37:22
sooner because I'm sure that will make a difference.
37:25
If our brains know we're meant to smell something,
37:27
I think we Yeah. I'm trying to You're gonna do it outside
37:29
the room then? because Yes. I'm outside the room. Okay.
37:31
I'm gonna one and a half blind
37:33
it. Mhmm. So I'm gonna number these underneath
37:35
Actually, I'll get a shot for you now.
37:38
Matt is out of his chair and
37:40
picking up And permanent
37:43
marker? No. Other permanent markers
37:45
are available.
37:46
So this is gonna be cup a.
37:48
This is gonna be cup b, and this is
37:50
gonna be cup c.
37:51
Is that numbering or lettering?
37:52
It's numbering. And so what I'm gonna
37:55
do? mathematicians. It's three things. So we
37:57
got cup a, cup one, and cup alpha.
37:59
Okay.
37:59
No. Okay. So we got a, b, and c.
38:02
Yeah. I will know which
38:05
ones I do or don't put smelting outside,
38:07
then I will shuffle them around.
38:09
So then I in theory won't know. Okay.
38:11
The smell is gonna
38:13
be links deodorant.
38:16
Oh, classic. Oh, my god. There's limited
38:18
edition. artificial intelligence.
38:21
Links AI. AI.
38:24
I got this completely out of curiosity.
38:26
Fragrance powered by AI.
38:29
What does that even mean? by you.
38:31
What does that even mean?
38:32
What? Decoded by you?
38:33
It's Lync's linear algebra.
38:36
Lynxia algebra. So we're gonna
38:38
call it. Three people are laughing
38:40
right now. Okay. Forty six terabytes
38:43
of data, six thousand ingredients.
38:46
three point five million possible combinations
38:48
and I'm gonna have to check that. One
38:53
fragrance. So somehow
38:56
don't use artificial intelligence to
38:59
come up with a a links or ax
39:01
if you're in the US. Yes. Branded is
39:03
ax body spray. if you think obnoxious
39:07
teenage children -- Yeah.
39:09
-- this is it. So I'm gonna go load these.
39:11
Okay? you're
39:12
gonna relax. And now I feel like I have to go
39:14
a
39:15
reasonable distance from the office.
39:18
Yeah. because
39:18
when you're at home, actually gonna go outside,
39:21
Amazing. Otherwise, I'll come back in,
39:23
I'll be smelling of it, smelling of it. I'm gonna
39:25
try and get out middle of nowhere. Load
39:27
these up. Okay. I'll
39:29
see you in a minute. Alright.
39:47
Okay. I'm back in the room. I brought the cups and get
39:49
my tape measure out. Okay. So I'm gonna
39:51
put you a meter away. Right.
39:53
I backed myself in Wait. Do you wanna come back? against
39:56
the wall. Do you wanna come a meter? Okay. Now
39:58
I don't know which cup is which. So
40:00
I shuffle them around. So don't know I don't know
40:03
if they're smelling this or not. Okay.
40:05
Here we go. Okay. Stopwatch. What
40:09
do you want me to do? when I smell it.
40:11
Or if it just say smell or yes?
40:13
Okay. Or Okay. So just
40:15
say yes. Have a response? But yes. Yeah. Have a response.
40:18
Okay. Gonna open it on ten seconds. So
40:20
I get the exact timing. Okay. Here we go.
40:35
I'm
40:35
not getting any change. Nothing yet?
40:39
Yep.
40:39
Nothing.
40:42
No change.
40:45
I don't
40:45
know how long we leave it before we deem
40:48
this one. I
40:49
think I would have spotted it. So look,
40:51
empty. Yeah. That was all good. Okay?
40:53
So system works. Okay.
40:56
I'm measuring out the second one. Okay.
40:58
That's a meter. Okay.
41:01
Are you ready? 321
41:04
open.
41:12
Not
41:12
getting anything yet. Still
41:15
nothing. Still
41:18
nothing.
41:19
Still nothing. I forget how long
41:21
we left it for nothing? No. I think I would
41:23
have smelled it by now. Yeah.
41:26
Nothing. Okay. That one, head smelling
41:28
it. Did it? Yeah. I can smell it.
41:31
Hold the cup like you did your sense what's facing me.
41:33
I can't blasting
41:35
at that. Not
41:38
getting it. Nothing. Okay. We'll do the last one.
41:42
For this one, Should we half
41:45
the distance?
41:46
Weirdly, I just started smelling something.
41:48
Forty three seconds.
41:52
Wow. Wow.
41:54
Yeah.
41:54
I'm really smelling it now. Okay. We
41:57
just we were just impatient.
41:59
Yeah. Wow.
42:00
Okay. So that one's forty three seconds.
42:03
Let's do this one. Is
42:05
it the same smell this one?
42:06
Give me the same smell. Yeah. So
42:07
would I know? We need a palate cleanser
42:10
smell. No. I'm
42:10
just I'm opening the window for a front
42:12
door. A
42:14
different door. It's a lovely sunset.
42:32
Okay. We have slightly
42:34
aired the office out. Okay.
42:37
Put that in your nose. Yeah. It's on my nose? That's
42:39
a meter. Okay. Got it. Okay.
42:42
I'm gonna open this. I'm lining it up with the
42:44
timer.
42:45
in
42:46
321
42:49
released.
42:57
Fifty fifty chances as well.
43:02
now
43:02
we have to wait till Now we know the last time it took
43:05
forty three seconds.
43:13
trying
43:14
to do some I'm
43:16
deep breathing aloud, I think. Yeah. I think
43:18
you can deliberately not trying to not smell
43:20
it, am I? Yeah. No.
43:29
How are we going for time? Naho, I don't wanna
43:31
influence. I'm still not getting anything. Okay.
43:34
Right. That's been one minute.
43:36
That one did have some smell on
43:38
it. Interesting. I got
43:41
it after sixteen seconds. You're sitting
43:43
right next to me. You're answering now. And you'll
43:45
upwind from it. And I've yeah. because the
43:47
the cups are facing upwards. Forty.
43:51
I'm forty.
43:53
to oh, that's not far off.
43:55
Did
43:56
you get it from last one? Or did you
43:57
not find me? I did get it from last one, but didn't
43:59
unknowingly, I didn't time myself. I
44:01
would say I'm forty centimeters from the cup. I'm gonna
44:04
run the numbers. I'm still not getting it. I'm wondering
44:06
if you move that cup
44:07
if I'll start smelling it because you moved the
44:09
other one
44:09
around. Yeah. I did the other one around. I'm meditating it
44:11
now.
44:12
Maybe that releases more. Is it maybe
44:14
it's the AI? Maybe it's the AI. Is
44:16
it detected and neutralized you as well? Or
44:18
maybe my I just started
44:20
to smell it. Oh. And I think it is because
44:23
you did adjust you with your hand. And I think
44:25
you really wanted it.
44:26
Yeah. We
44:27
should wait for all the air in the room to
44:29
stop moving.
44:30
which would take
44:32
a very long time. But I just ran
44:34
the numbers on, so took you forty three seconds
44:36
at a meter. took me sixteen
44:39
seconds at point four meters. By
44:43
your measurement, the smell
44:45
was moving at two point three centimeter just
44:47
a second? Mhmm. By my measurement,
44:50
the smell was moving at two point five centimeters
44:52
per second. Oh. So they are. It's
44:54
scarily close. And actually,
44:57
you know what? Let's multiply that by
45:00
sixty. So
45:02
that's Yeah. About one you
45:04
got one point four meters a minute. I got one
45:06
point five meters a minute -- Wow. -- to
45:08
to the degree of accuracy
45:11
of this ridiculous experiment. That is very good. So
45:13
smell
45:14
in your office.
45:16
Provide me with that. in a cup receptacle.
45:18
Okay. So smell moves.
45:21
at around about between
45:23
the train point zero eight and
45:25
point zero nine kilometers an hour,
45:27
not
45:27
bridge. In your office. In my office. links
45:30
AI --
45:30
Yeah. -- at
45:31
this temperature and this
45:33
level of wafting. In
45:35
a cup. In a cup.
45:37
So your
45:38
mileage may vary. But
45:40
to answer the question, what is the speed of smell? The
45:42
speed of this particular smell on this occasion?
45:45
Zero
45:45
point zero nine kilometers
45:47
an hour.
45:49
Well, that gets a ding from me.
45:52
There's a rule of thumb, meter and a half every minute.
45:55
There go.
45:56
I'm impressed. Thanks
45:58
for that. I'll spray you later.
46:01
I
46:01
think you're gonna go a ding pong.
46:03
Oh, nice.
46:08
And
46:09
now it's time for business, comma,
46:11
any other, on a way.
46:14
Now it's time for business, comma,
46:16
other, comma any. Let
46:19
me realize I could break it down further. Okay.
46:21
Back. Yeah. had a discussion about when
46:23
a plate becomes bowl and when a bowl is a plate.
46:26
Yes. And we got variety of responses
46:28
from people. Look, honestly, some of them
46:30
just people's opinions. That's
46:32
because we got a lot of opinions.
46:33
Yeah. Not necessarily ones
46:36
worth commenting on. I would say
46:38
what I did like was Marcel Marcel's
46:41
response was the solution to
46:43
the bolus plate debate is clearly the same
46:45
solution as the ballroom problem, which
46:47
was on a previous
46:48
episode. When does a room become a hall and when is
46:50
a hall of room?
46:51
Yes. Yeah. And so it depends
46:53
what you put in it. So
46:55
if you put a soup in it, it's a bowl. Yeah.
46:57
So if you put soup on a plate a bowl. And
46:59
if you put a slice of pizza in a bowl, it's
47:00
plate. 000I
47:04
wanted
47:04
to disagree with that, but think I might agree.
47:07
Oh,
47:07
that's terrifying. What you reckon
47:09
if you have a bowl of pizza? That's
47:10
I would say if I if I wanted to eat
47:13
pizza and I had to put it down somewhere. only a bowl.
47:15
I would say, and this is like, what are you doing?
47:17
I'd say, I'm just using this bowl as
47:20
a plate. Yeah. This was
47:22
a plate. I'm using it as a plate.
47:23
But does that make it a plate? I
47:25
guess temporarily it does.
47:26
I'm using this bowl. It
47:28
is a bowl that I'm using as a plate.
47:30
No. I've gone back to my first instinct. I don't buy
47:32
that. Oh, it's syllable. Interestingly,
47:34
Loubert, it's spelled
47:36
late late late late speaker l zero natek,
47:39
said if you wish to sort crop range two categories,
47:42
I think a decent distinguisher for plates versus
47:44
bowls is that if you consider yourself
47:46
to be putting something on it, then it's a plate
47:49
Whereas
47:49
if you're putting something in it, then it's a
47:51
bowl. So if
47:53
you said I'm putting the slice of pizza in
47:55
this receptacle,
47:56
It's about this. But
47:58
if you said I'm going to say something to on this.
48:00
That's like the difference between a bus
48:02
and a van. You
48:04
get into a van. but you get
48:06
onto a bus. I
48:07
think that's interesting because
48:09
that's a sort of thing where just your natural
48:12
instinct might
48:13
lead the way.
48:14
Say Because
48:15
if I put a piece of size of pizza, I'm already
48:17
saying it. I put a size of pizza in a bowl
48:20
like to use it as a plate.
48:21
If I if I was using the bowl as a plate, I
48:23
would still say it's in there. I wouldn't say,
48:25
is it how much of the food appears
48:28
outside of the receptacle now. Don't
48:30
know if the answer can be ask your subconscious.
48:33
Why
48:33
not? You should be more already know. The
48:36
answer was in you the whole time. Yay. I'm on
48:38
you. Thank you. Yeah.
48:39
I'm a plate. They
48:43
also said bonus third category would
48:45
be cups. And I
48:46
think the line from bolder cup is crossed when you can
48:48
no longer put a spoon in all the way to the bottom
48:50
at such an angle for it to scoop out liquid.
48:52
but the remaining is level. No.
48:55
Yeah.
48:55
There was some really interesting stuff there.
48:57
Nicole said it's definitely on
48:59
Patreon said it's definitely a plate, but one for
49:01
catching messy good. I think they meant
49:03
messy food, but I like to
49:04
think messy good. It's a bit like chaotic
49:06
good. So, yes, it's chaotic neutral
49:08
bowl.
49:09
Yeah. Now they said if you tried soup
49:11
in that, I think referring to the picture of
49:13
the dish that I held up in the image
49:15
when I was recovered, they said you'd be scraping the
49:17
bottom the whole time. incorrect, Nicole. In fact,
49:20
we have and do sometimes use those dishes
49:22
for soup -- Yeah.
49:23
-- because I like to rest my toast on
49:25
the rim.
49:26
I've never known you to script the bottle of anything.
49:28
Also, on Patreon, someone said,
49:31
and other people agree with them. Christ
49:33
fan Villegan, I think.
49:35
I've just pronounced that. I'm very sorry. They say
49:38
in Dutch, they call it
49:40
a deep plate Oh.
49:43
Which I commented is just refusing
49:45
to pick a side.
49:46
Also,
49:47
then one plate. I
49:49
then I want to know
49:51
What what's the crossover there?
49:53
It's shallow
49:53
bowl. Come on. Yeah.
49:54
Yeah. Exactly. When A deep When
49:56
what's the difference between shallow bowl and a deep
49:58
play a deep board.
49:59
But we did do the ball poll.
50:01
The ball poll.
50:02
The ball poll on Twitter, we Oh,
50:04
on the ball poll. We asked
50:06
You are listening to one followers. It's
50:09
the sole bowl bowl.
50:10
Based on the things that we were discussing in
50:12
the episode, when does a plate become a bowl?
50:14
which was the amount of central
50:16
surface with curves rim
50:18
discounted. Yep. The amount of central
50:20
surface with curves rim countered. Mhmm.
50:23
when the depression is the depths of a spoon
50:25
test. spoon test.
50:27
And
50:28
To say that the people are wrong,
50:30
Did you not
50:32
agree? I did not agree. We've
50:34
had surface curves with rim,
50:36
nineteen point nine percent Service
50:38
curves with no rim, twenty nine point
50:40
seven percent, but winning with
50:42
this
50:42
staggering majority and absolute majority.
50:45
Four percent -- Ridiculous. -- the
50:47
spoon test.
50:48
Wow.
50:50
Yeah. Verint,
50:51
I mean, the people As we know the polls listened
50:53
as a spoken.
50:53
Yeah. But they might be wrong. If there is if
50:56
there is a professional out there. You ever
50:58
settled it with a dentist in the last one?
51:00
Yep. If anyone can come
51:02
in with a an
51:04
argument by authority, let us know. until
51:06
then. Any crockery experts? Yeah.
51:08
Until then, it's the spoon test.
51:10
I'm okay with that. I've made peace with
51:12
the spoon test. I still
51:14
wanna know what point it becomes a hat. In terms
51:16
of any other AOB, I
51:18
mentioned my ongoing project
51:21
to break the word record for the most steps the slinky
51:23
has gone down. Yes. And I said
51:25
I'd found some candidate steps in
51:27
Finland, which were fine but not great.
51:29
We've had two types of help come in. a
51:31
lot of people have suggested other
51:34
sets of stairs. Yeah.
51:35
When you say two kinds of help, do you mean the ones
51:37
that are actually used for the ones where they have not listened
51:39
to the
51:39
That specification as you require. Let me
51:42
rephrase. Three types of help.
51:44
The zeros type, not help.
51:46
The first type, people suggesting
51:48
other sets of stairs. Mhmm. Several people mentioned
51:51
ski slopes having stairs to go up them,
51:53
like artificial ski slopes. But
51:55
the ones I looked at online and specifically
51:57
They're gonna be quite deep,
51:59
aren't they to allow for skis?
52:01
This is it. But often
52:03
they like the access repair steps. Oh,
52:05
I can't go alongside, but they are often
52:07
very deep and the ones I looked at vary.
52:10
And
52:10
so there was a
52:12
ski jumping hell in Norway,
52:15
which
52:15
apparently has around six hundred steps.
52:18
But when I looked online, they're
52:20
varying depth. Mhmm. So I wish and
52:22
there's no landings though. but they're not
52:24
consistent. And so a few people pitch different variations
52:26
on that. Some people mentioned other like castles
52:29
with nearly a hundred steps For example,
52:32
Adam on the problem posing page put
52:34
through the solution of Fatfoot Castle
52:36
Mountain has around ninety
52:38
steps Depends how you count the first
52:40
or last step, classic problem. Mhmm.
52:42
However, I think the winning suggestion
52:45
is the lion's Mound Monument
52:48
in Belgium.
52:50
That is where the Battle of Waterloo happened.
52:52
This was built in the early eighteen hundreds,
52:54
so post bad.
52:55
Well, it wasn't like in the eighteen twenties. So
52:58
it's new enough to have well engineered
53:00
steps, but old enough they didn't care
53:02
about health and safety. Two hundred
53:04
and twenty six steps. Okay.
53:06
Which is good. Yeah.
53:08
And looking at them,
53:10
in
53:10
photos, they look very regular.
53:14
And I think they're gonna be like a
53:16
nice generous gradient.
53:18
So what I really need now is
53:21
it's not prepared to go there and measure the
53:23
steps and have a look at them. I
53:25
need an eyewitness account. I could go to
53:27
Belgium, but that Where in Belgium again?
53:29
I'm not sure. It's wherever Waterloo took
53:32
place. Okay. because I might be
53:34
in Belgium at the end of October. Oh, that's relevant
53:36
information. Yeah. Okay. So
53:39
we'll check if that's gonna be close. If
53:41
anyone is in Belgium happens to be
53:43
there before the end of October, Yeah. And
53:45
can go and measure these steps. Let us
53:47
know we don't wanna duplicate effort. So
53:49
if you wanna get in touch, oh, just do it. Yeah.
53:51
What I wanna know is
53:54
the average height, the average
53:56
run, and how much variation are we talking?
53:58
Like, what's the smallest? What's biggest? You don't have to measure
54:00
all two hundred twenty six A sample
54:02
of a couple in different places is enough and
54:04
eyeballed the rest. So that would be great.
54:07
I feel like that's a good candidate.
54:09
and it's close enough to the UK. I can get there.
54:12
The other type of help is
54:14
someone got in touch with
54:16
a company that can make custom slinkies.
54:19
So that's
54:21
very exciting. They normally
54:23
manufacture car parts.
54:25
They're an order manufacturer, but
54:28
they have made custom slinkies as like a
54:30
swag giveaway. Right. And so
54:34
one of the people who use them as a supplier
54:36
told me about them and put me in touch, and they've
54:38
said yes. They can't guarantee
54:40
they'll do it. But if I work out the specs I
54:42
need, they'll see if they can manufacture that slinky for me.
54:44
Oh, wow. So if we end up with a set of
54:46
stairs where
54:47
an off the shelf slinky is not gonna do it, we'll get
54:49
a custom one made. So good job
54:51
listeners. but your job has not yet done.
54:54
Let's measure those steps.
54:56
Measure those steps.
55:00
Thank you all very much for listening.
55:02
And don't forget, there is a hierarchy to our listeners,
55:04
our absolute favorites, are
55:05
the ones who measure steps for us
55:08
in
55:08
Belgium? yeah, closely followed
55:10
by all of you. We love you all, but particularly the people
55:12
who support us on Patreon because they make
55:15
this whole thing happen. We pick
55:17
three of our Patreon supporters
55:19
at random and truly at random,
55:22
so people
55:23
will reappear in this list
55:25
if we wait Yeah. Long enough. This
55:27
time we would like to thank.
55:29
James Haim or Higgum.
55:33
Johannes or Johannes Or Johannes
55:35
Orland.
55:37
And
55:38
Steve Charlewood. Charlewood?
55:40
Charlewood. Charlewood. Charlewood.
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We
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love you all.
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We do.
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This cast comma pod. Oh,
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gosh. You're doing that on
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the way out. I'm gonna I'm gonna bookend
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it. squared
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comma a problem
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was
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brought to you by
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me. Parker comma Matt.
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my host, comma, comma, comma,
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back,
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producer, Carter, Armstrong,
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comma, Lauren, You,
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comma thank. Listening, comma
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four.
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So Matt.
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Back.
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We ran out of thankfully,
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we
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got -- Thank goodness. -- all the stale all
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the stale snack been cleared out. Snacks.
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We
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do know your card.
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I may have found
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Oh, no. What? No. For
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the
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record Becca's now walking across the room
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to her rucksack. She's
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pulling out a pack of oh my goodness
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watsets crunchy, really
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cheesy. So it's
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a large pack of walkers' watsets. We
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Have we haven't done these yet? Have we? No.
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Really cheesy flavor corn puffs.
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Compuffs. Best
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before,
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November this year. Yeah. They're
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in date. They're in date. I
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reached out to
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say to people like Twisties or like Knick
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Knacks, but what's it mix together, but these
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appear from the packet to be nicknack.
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Shake. I'm going in. They
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smell. I'm
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trying to see if I can smell them.
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like,
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links AI. It doesn't reach there. It does
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everything in the room right now. Hang
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on. If I bury my face in this, That's
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very twisty. Or is it? Yeah.
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Smells oily. Wait.
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Twisty is really oily.
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I can tell mate twisties have a real
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strong.
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Okay. I've got a I've got a wee handful. Here go.
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Oh, you're only going to
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go for oh, his face, his eyes just
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went very wide. That's close. It
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is close.
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It's got a sort of muted
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flavor more. I feel like twisty
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is a very salty.
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This is a bit more
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they'll hit you much harder.
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Yeah. This is this introduces
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itself first.
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Yeah. It doesn't hang around for long.
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Yeah. Whereas, Triste's is like, I'm here.
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Yeah. These are a little more powdery. Do you want
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these are more British? Man, these are more British.
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It's
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like Twisties, but they've been living here for seventeen
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years. I
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wanna keep eating these. Yeah. Alright.
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Well, we'll keep doing that. and I'll let the listeners
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have some time. Who knows what we found in America?
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