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Our world is full of the unexplainable.
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And if history is an open book, all
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of these amazing tales right
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there on display, just waiting
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for us to explore. Welcome
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to the Cabinet of curiosities.
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A good president needs to have a lot
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to win. They need to be likable.
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They must have sound policies that
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benefit the American people. And well,
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none of that is actually true. Politicians
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are a rare breed mix a pinch
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of charm, dash of authority, and
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a whole heaping bowl of hubris, and you'll
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eventually have yourself a red blooded American
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individual with grand dreams of running
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the country. One
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man had such a dream over one d seventy
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years ago when he tried running for president.
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His name was Dan Rice, and he made
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a living as an entertainer. He trained
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animals, he dabbled in political
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comedy, performed in stage shows,
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and parodied Shakespearean plays with
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his own humorous versions. Early
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in his career, when he had no money to his
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name and only one horse, larger
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circuses and troops made fun of his one
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horse show. Although they intended
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to insult him, the aspiring star flipped
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it around and used the phrase to advertise
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his surprisingly enjoyable performance.
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As he gained in popularity, his show
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was able to generate more income and was
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eventually dubbed the Greatest show on
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Earth. Years before P. T. Barnum's
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own traveling circus would fly that flag.
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Legendary American author Mark Twain
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admired Rice so much that his description
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of a circus in Adventures of Huckleberry
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Finn was based on the performer's famous
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spectacle. But Rice was
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best known for his enduring role as a
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circus clown. He didn't just run
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around and perform slapstick for cheering
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kids, though his was more like a stand
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up comedy routine than your typical
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clowning around. He'd perform observational
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humor and sing songs about the news,
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which let audiences in on another passion
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of his politics, Rice
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once invited then candidate Zachary
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Taylor to campaign aboard his circus
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wagon, encouraging the future twelfth
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President of the United States to jump
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on the bandwagon, which, by the way,
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is how that phrase came to be. Later
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on, Rice decided to stop sharing the stage
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with other politicians and enter the
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fray himself. In eighteen
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sixty four, he ran for the Pennsylvania Senate,
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using his immense popularity to help power
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his campaign, But when it later appeared
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that he wouldn't secure enough votes to gain traction
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in the polls, he dropped out. He
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didn't let the experience discourage him, though.
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Rice wanted to serve the people as best he could,
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and as they say, the show must
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go on. When Rice tried
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again four years later to get elected to public
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office, he aimed higher, this time, much
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higher. You see, he wanted to be the president.
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At first, it's seeing the papers were supportive
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of his plans. He was a national treasurer,
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after all, beloved by audiences
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everywhere. Of course, Rice had
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his detractors, and not everyone thought
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that a former circus clown had the ability to
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lead the people. In fact, during the campaign,
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a newspaper called The Somerset Democrat
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mocked his bid for the presidency, claiming
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that he had an I quote amassed
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wealth by catering to the tastes of
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the very lowest order of society
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in the disreputable capacity of
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a clown and showman, and
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that seemed to open the floodgates. More
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papers followed with rebukes of their own,
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and although he tried to respond through open
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letters and opinion pieces. His efforts
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had little effect. It didn't help that a
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popular military general was moving
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up in the polls, no doubt bolstered by
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his impressive performance during the Civil
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War. So when it became clear that
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he wouldn't get the nomination, Rice withdrew
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from the race, allowing Ulysses S.
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Grant to go on and become the eighteenth President
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of the United States. Dan
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was an entertainer, a showman,
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and a patriot. He loved his
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country and thought of no better way to
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show that love than to become an elected
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public servant. But don't think
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of him as a failure. He
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was incredibly patriotic, and those
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images of him with his long white beard
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went on to inspire a character we
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all know from the recruitment posters that were
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printed and distributed during World War
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One and two. He might
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not have become president, but without
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Dan Rice, America wouldn't
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have its most famous mascot of all,
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Uncle Sam.
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Typically when someone here is a tapping
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noise in their house, they tend to think the worst.
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It could be a leaky pipe dripping
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inside the walls, or someone
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on the outside looking for a way in.
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In the case of the Irving family, it was an
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animal that had found its way inside. However,
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in ninety one, on the Isle of
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Man, it wasn't just an animal. The
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Irvings encountered. On one fateful
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September night, James, Margaret
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and their daughter Voiri came face to
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face with a creature unlike anything
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they'd ever seen before or
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heard. It
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started with scratching and bizarre
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sounds emanating from the walls. The
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noises, which sounded like a cross between
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a baby's cooing and the squeaks
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of a rodent, caused them to investigate.
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And that's when they were introduced to Geff, a
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mongoose from India. And when
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I say introduced, I mean Geff
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introduced himself to them
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with his voice. Geff
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explained to the Irvings that he was a ghost
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that had taken the form of a mongoose.
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Rather than shoo him away or capture
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him and invite the press photograph him,
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the Irvings instead invited him to stay with
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them. He guarded the house from intruders
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and hunted mice that had found their way inside.
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He put out the fire at night after everyone
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had gone to bed, and acted like the Irvings
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alarm clock, waking them up when they slept
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too late. The
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family rewarded Geff with food like chocolates
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and bananas, and often brought him with
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them to the grocery store, although he usually
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stayed outside and talked to himself. Eventually
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word got around about the Irvings chatty
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house guest, and the papers did come knocking.
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Everyone wanted a glimpse of the talking
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animal. Some allegedly did,
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claiming that they even heard him speak, but
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not Everyone was willing to believe the family
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story, though for one, Geff had never
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been caught on camera. There were photos
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of parts of the house where Geff was supposedly
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heard, as well as one of James Irving
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pointing to a set of pause coming out
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of the wall. Any attempts to snap
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a picture of the mongoose himself, though, resulted
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in shapeless blurs captured on film.
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And Geff didn't just talk. He
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made grandiose claims about his abilities.
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He said he could split the atom and
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read people's minds. He once told
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the Irvings, I could kill you all, but
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I won't. Geff also
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had a strong attachment to the family's thirteen
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year old daughter Fire. James
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once tried to pull her bed into their bedroom,
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and the mongoose screeched that he would follow
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her wherever they moved her. This was
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seen by some as evidence that Vary herself
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had learned to throw her voice, making it sound
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as though it was coming from some small animal
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in the room when it wasn't naturally.
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People wanted proof. There were plenty
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of stories, for sure, but very little in
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the way of actual evidence. The Irvings
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allowed photos of footprints and stains
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on the walls to be taken. They also provided
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a first sample for study. Once
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everything was analyzed, though it was clear
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what the Irvings really had on their hands.
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A sheep dog, not a talking
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sheep dog, just a regular kin
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sheepdog, their own named
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Mona. The fur, the stains,
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and the footprints all belonged to her,
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and the blurry photos they claimed her of Geff
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those were of Mona. To just on
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the move, and after James died in Margaret
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and Voirie sold the house, claiming
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they left Geff the mongoose behind. Vary
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claimed until the day she died in two thousand
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five, that Geff had been real. She
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hadn't made him up, nor had she performed
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ventriloquism to fool everyone into thinking
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they lived with a talking mongoose. In
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the years following their departure from the house,
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though, psychic investigators and
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ghost hunters stayed there for extended
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periods hoping to hear from the elusive
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mongoose. What they discovered, though,
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were possible explanations for gifts
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tiny chatty voice. As
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it turned out, the walls of the house had been
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built with significant airspace between
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the wood on the inside and the stone
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on the outside. That gap basically
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turned the walls into eight big amplifiers,
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able to carry voices all over the house
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without anyone having to shout. As
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for Geff himself, few actually
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believed a talking mongoose had lived with
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the Irvings. A member of the International
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Institute for Psychical Research, theorized
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that Geff was nothing more than a creation
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of James Irving, a kind of split
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personality he created to help him
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deal with the stresses of daily life.
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But that's all. It was just a theory.
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Even though much of the physical evidence points
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to the Irvings dog rather than a talking
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mongoose. The fact is that no one
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knows who Geff was or where
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he came from. Was he a ghost
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that had taken the form of a small weasel
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like creature, or was he a figment
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of James Irving's imagination. Whether
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we discover the truth or not, there's
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no denying that the possibilities are
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very curious. I
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hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the
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Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe
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The show was created by me Aaron
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Mankey in partnership with how Stuff
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Works. I make another award winning
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show called Lore, which is a podcast,
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book series, and television show, and
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you can learn all about it over at the World
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of Lore dot com. And
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until next time, stay curious.
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