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Our world is full of the unexplainable,
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and if history is an open book, all
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of these amazing tales right
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there on display, just waiting
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for us to explore. Welcome
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to the Cabinet of curiosities.
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Mankind's fear of the other is
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dangerous. It has led to colonization
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and destruction, as well as the erasure
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of entire cultures, all because differences
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were perceived as threats. A people
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that looks different or lives outside
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with the dominant culture deems as acceptable
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is suddenly put on the defense. For
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example, Thanksgiving as taught as a
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unity story between two different groups
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coming together to celebrate the harvest. In
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reality, the Wampanoag tribe didn't
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trust the Puritans, who had come ready
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to negotiate at a protection treaty with the
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native people, in essence a
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contract of mutually assured destruction.
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After all, the Puritans hadn't left England
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just for religious freedom. They had also
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wanted to establish a theocracy,
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and if the Wampanoag had gotten in the way,
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they would have been removed through violence
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by the Europeans. Hundreds
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of years later, another local population
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would also come under fire, just not
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how they expected. In
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eighteen fifty five, a rash
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of robberies and kidnappings across
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the Midwest were being reported by the
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Choctaw tribe. What had started
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out with the disappearance of livestock and crops
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quickly turned darker as children
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started going missing. The tribe
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organized a search party, led by a
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group of seven foot tall warriors
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known as the Light Horsemen, who ventured
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into the wilderness. They
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rode for hours, armed with rifles and side
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arms, in the dead of summer, the sun beating
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across their backs before they decided
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to stop near a river and rest. After
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a quick meal to refuel and recharge,
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they set back out for another long journey
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through the woods. They were determined
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to find the criminals, one way or another, and
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they would not return home until justice
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had been served. Almost
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an entire day of NonStop riding passed
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before something was spotted in the distance.
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The leader of the party, a half Choctaw
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half French general named Joshua la
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Fleur, told the men to stop and wait.
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He pulled out the telescope he kept at his side
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for a closer look. The horses moved
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around in place, agitated by something
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no one else could see. La
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Fleur spotted movement ahead. It
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must be them, he thought. The Bandits
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had been known to hang around this area, and
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now the time had come for the general and his gang
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to exact their vengeance. They charged
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forward, their horses, pounding the grass
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with their strong hoofs, while the men shouted
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their arrival. And then
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it hit them, not a weapon,
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nor a bullet, but an odor,
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powerful and nauseating, unlike
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anything they had ever smelled in their lives.
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The horses bucked and whinnied and protest
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Some of the men fell to the ground, gasping
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for air, some sort of reprieve from
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the stench. After a few minutes
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of frenzied coughing, the men looked ahead
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to a clearing where they saw the cause of
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the wretched smell. It
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was a mound of dirt and mud, overflowing
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with human remains. The decay
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had drawn out swarms of flies that hovered
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around like black clouds. Behind
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the mountain of death at the edge of the woods
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across the clearing were three figures,
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the Bandits themselves. The floor
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and his men gathered their horses and pressed
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onward, holding their noses as best
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they could. It was now or
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never, they thought, but the figures refused
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to move, refused to run away
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from the fight, and the Choctaw warriors,
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who rushed toward them with their weapons drawn
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the floor got to them first, with a saber
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and pistol held out in front of him.
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He never saw it coming. His
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horse fell to the ground dead, and the general
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rolled several feet away. He got
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a better look at the bandits, who now appeared
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to be as big as him, if not bigger, and
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covered in hair. He
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fired on the one that had brought down his horse. The
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bullets disappeared into his mat of fur,
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but didn't stop it. It only angered
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it. The creature reached out towards
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the floor, grabbed him by his head, and
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well, that was the end of the general. The
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other men watched it happen and drew their
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rifles. They also fired into
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the three bandits who had mass sacred the
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people of their tribe, managing to
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bring down two of them. The third tried
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to escape into the woods, limping away,
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but the soldiers wouldn't have it. What these
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men, these beasts, had done, was
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unthinkable, and there was no way they were
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going to be allowed to do it again. One
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of the warriors tackled the remaining bandits
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knife in hand, and finished
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the job. When
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the dust had settled, the survive members
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of the search party examined the bodies of their
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attackers closely. They had
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stood upright like men. They'd
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moved like men. But they've been
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stronger, bigger, harrier
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than any men they'd set their eyes upon
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before. They were enormous, hulking
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brutes who bore only a passing
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resemblance to actual human beings.
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Their bodies were brought back to the tribe
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and burned, while the deceased Choctaw
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were given proper burials. The survivors
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waited for a reprisal from other members
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of the beast's own tribe, but it
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never came. Instead,
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what had transpired has gone down in history
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as the only battle on record of
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the human Bigfoot War of
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eighteen fifty five. Desperation
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can be quite a motivator. In the original
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Thousand and one Nights, a king finds
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out his wife has been unfaithful and
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has her killed. He then marries a
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series of women and orders the same
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fate the morning after their wedding nights, so
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that they never get a chance to commit the same
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infidelity. Once there are no more
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women left in the kingdom. His adviser's
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daughter, Shaherazade, volunteers to
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become his next bride. The advisor
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is hesitant, but allows her to sacrifice
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herself. On their wedding
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night, she begins to tell a story to the king,
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but she doesn't finish it. He
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refuses to kill Shahrazade until
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she can complete the story, which she does
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the following night. As soon as she's done,
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however, she begins another tale,
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and the cycle starts over. And
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it's her desperation to stay alive
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that gives birth to a collection of stories
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that have influenced cultures and literature
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all over the world. Her desperation
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didn't just allow her to keep her head, it
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gave her security. She became
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too important to discard, much
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like a young Italian scientist in
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Scotland around. His
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name was John Damien, and he arrived
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promising great, big things to King James,
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the fourth King. James
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allowed Damien to set up a laboratory
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inside Sterling Castle in order
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to carry out his experiments under a watchful
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eye. The king was in
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search of something important, something
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that had eluded rulers and explorers for
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thousands of years. Every culture
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had a different name for it, the elixir
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of life, the elixir of immortality,
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and occasionally the Philosopher's Stone,
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and yes, for fans of a certain boy
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wizard, it's that Philosopher's
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stone. The king gave
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Damien everything he needed, money,
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time, resources, all in
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the pursuit of a substance that would not only
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bring eternal life, but turn any other
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material into gold. And
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Damien certainly took advantage of
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his benefactor's generosity.
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Records from the time denote the purchases
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of all sorts of scientific equipment,
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including cauldron's, glass, flasks,
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and other materials. He spared
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no expense and bought whatever he needed
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whenever he needed it, including
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copious amounts of whiskey. Like
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many rulers throughout history, King James
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sought to control and maintain his wealth
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by any means necessary.
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This often involved research into the supernatural
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when realistic solutions proved too
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time consuming or unsuccessful. Unfortunately,
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after about seven years, it didn't
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look like Damien was any closer to eternal
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youth than when he started. Instead,
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he turned his eyes towards the heavens. Specifically,
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he wanted to get as close to them as possible,
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dreams of wealth and immortality
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were set aside as. The alchemist became
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obsessed with making man fly. He
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watched birds, how their wings caught
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the wind and propelled themselves up higher
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and higher, how they could glide on a current
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of air for seconds before needing to flap
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it end. Damien
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studied the mechanics until he thought he'd figured
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it out. He began designing wings
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for himself based on his observations,
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even going so far as to include feathers
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in the final product. To that end,
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he ordered eagle feathers, but could
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only get hen feathers at the time. No
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matter, feathers were feathers right, and
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these would have to do. There
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was only one problem. Damien
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worked alone. He had no one to test
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his theory or his new fangled contraption,
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which left only one other possibility.
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He'd have to test it himself. So
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at the end of September in seven,
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he strapped his feathered wings to his back
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and climbed to the top of Sterling Castle,
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and then he jumped Onlookers
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applauded as Damien took to the skies.
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He was a man of conviction who bravely tested
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his scientific advancements on himself
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when no one else would. If
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only his conviction was enough to keep him
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airborne. You see, Gluing
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feathers together and flapping his arms
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didn't have the intended effect. He
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felt like a stone just after takeoff.
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He managed to survive, though, thanks to
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a well placed pile of dung waiting
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below. A bruised and smelly
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Damien blamed his failure on his choice
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of feathers, claiming hen's feathers were
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more attracted to the ground than eagles
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feathers would have been. That didn't sound
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very scientific, though, perhaps
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he should have sought some advice from a good friend
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of his back in Italy, who had also been
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sketching plans for his own flying
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machines. Together, they
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might have had more success, or at
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least brought more of their drawings to life.
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That friend, by the way, was none
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other than Leonardo da
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Vinci. I
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hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of
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until next time, stay curious.
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