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0:04

Welcome to Aaron Benky's Cabinet of Curiosities,

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a production of I Heart Radio and Grim and

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Mild. Our

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world is full of the unexplainable,

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and if history is an open book, all

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of these amazing tales are right

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there on display, just waiting

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for us to explore. Welcome

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to the Cabinet of Curiosities.

0:36

Not every job is glamorous. The

0:38

person who cleans the horse stables or mops

0:41

the floor at a football stadium doesn't

0:43

win any awards. They aren't lauded

0:45

for their efforts despite their necessity.

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Some jobs are thankless, even though without

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them things would get pretty bad, and

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it's been that way for a very long time. Some

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jobs during the sixteenth century seemed

0:57

less than desirable. Certain individuals

0:59

were tasked with helping kings and queens

1:01

in intimate and unpleasant

1:03

ways. Queens often had women

1:06

of the bedchamber who would assist them in daily

1:08

duties like getting dressed or drawing

1:10

a bath. A lady of the bedchamber would

1:12

also act as a confidant and a personal

1:14

assistant. Kings had a

1:16

similar arrangement with someone entitled

1:19

the groom of the stool, like a

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woman of the bedchamber. The Groom of the Stool

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would help the king wash up and put on his

1:25

clothes, but he also had another duty

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which involved helping him onto his throne.

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And you're not thinking of the right throne

1:32

at this moment. When a king had to

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use the bathroom, he relied on his Groom

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of the Stool to assist him. This very

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important person would prep the king's

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toilets, which was a velvet padded

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box with a hole in the top. Inside

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the box for two pewter chamber pots,

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while outside a length of fabric

1:50

for cleanup was also provided. This

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royal stool could be carried anywhere for

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those times when the king had to shed

1:58

his clothes quickly and do his business.

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King Henry the seventh even created

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a special room known as the Privy Chamber

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for when he had to go. Only grooms

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were allowed to go in there with him.

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But the Groom of the Stool wasn't just responsible

2:12

for being the king's bathroom caddie. His

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um duties also consisted

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of things like watching what the king ate

2:20

and when anticipating he might

2:22

have to go next, oh and controlling

2:24

who had access to him at any time.

2:26

On top of all, of that, the groom assisted

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the king with getting dressed and undressed

2:31

each day, but perhaps his most

2:33

important function was as a sounding

2:35

board for when the King was at his most vulnerable,

2:38

like when he was using his portable commode.

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You see, the groom of the stool served as the king's

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personal secretary during bathroom time,

2:45

which made him very popular with lower members

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of the court. They would pass on their questions

2:50

and concerns to him so that he could

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ask the King. Given that the groom

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had his captive audience squatting

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nearby, he was a personal assistant

2:59

and chief of staff all in one. However,

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if you think the job was a bad gig, you'd

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be wrong. The groom had the power

3:07

to influence the King's opinion on almost

3:09

any subject. With a few words,

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a person could have their life changed for better

3:14

or for worse. So it was a good

3:16

idea to always be on the groom's good

3:18

side. King Henry the Eight's groom,

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Sir Anthony Denny, held the King's

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stamp, which acted as an official signature.

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Denny had the power to approve any documents

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on behalf of the King and King

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Henry the Seventh entrusted his groom to

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carry out what was considered fiscal terrorism

3:34

on the local gentry made up of wealthy

3:36

farmers, knights, and their heirs. In

3:39

order for the court to bring in more money, they came up

3:41

with numerous laws and taxes to siphon

3:43

money away from the workers and into

3:45

the king's pockets, all of which was

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orchestrated by the king's personal treasurer,

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the groom. Grooms were also

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keenly aware of the political dealings

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going on within the court. Though they almost

3:57

never attended official meetings, the

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us really heard things later on when the king

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was regaling them well seated upon

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his stool. In some cases, the

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role of groom was performed by a whole

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entourage who would sit with the king while he went

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to the bathroom. It was rare for a

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king to ever be alone even while

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he slept. Personal attendants

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often stayed in the same bedroom as the king in

4:19

case he needed anything during the night. To

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be a groom of the stool was a great

4:24

honor. Groom positions were coveted

4:26

by many, and for good reason. They

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allowed unfettered access to the king

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at almost all times, and

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all they had to do was make sure the king

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could do his business, both official

4:38

and otherwise, safely and

4:40

securely, and that doesn't sound

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like a crappy job at all. In

4:57

eighteen fifty nine, English poet Edward

4:59

fitz Gerald translated astronomer

5:01

and poet Omar Khayam's poems and

5:03

published them as a collection. At

5:05

first, the book didn't farewell commercially,

5:08

but by eighteen seventy two the poems became

5:10

so successful in the United States that

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there were clubs dedicated to the Persian

5:14

poets. Most of Kayam's

5:17

works were quatrains, a stanza

5:19

of four lines with alternating rhymes.

5:21

He believed that fate was an unstoppable

5:23

force and nothing could change it. Many

5:26

of his poems centered around death, or

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at least hinted at it. So

5:31

beloved were the poets versus that renowned

5:33

English bookbinder Francis sang Gorski,

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decided to make the most expensive and elaborate

5:38

book ever made. That was no small

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feat, since back in the late eighteen hundreds,

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book binding was an art form. Pages

5:45

were often gilded, using a light coating

5:47

of gold along the edges. While

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earlier books had been bound in paper

5:51

over stiff boards, Other books were bound

5:53

in cloth and leather. The more prominent

5:55

books were leather bound and used gold tooling

5:58

on the covers and spines. San

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Gorski covered the pages in the finest

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leather died in royal green. The

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cover included a thousand jewels,

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including rubies, turquoise, and garnets.

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All six hundred pages were made

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from gold. He spared no expense.

6:15

He had the front stamped with a gilded

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Greek bazuki, an instrument similar

6:19

to a mandolin. On the back, there

6:21

were gilded images of three peacocks,

6:24

and apparently that was what doomed

6:26

the book. You see, many European

6:28

cultures consider peacock's bad luck.

6:31

In the thirteenth century, for example,

6:33

invaders often wore the bird's magnificent

6:35

plumes. Others believe that keeping

6:37

a peacock feather in the house would bring you

6:39

bad luck, and then there's the

6:41

superstition that bad luck comes in

6:44

threes. The ornately appointed

6:46

book became known as the Great Omar, and

6:48

it took Sangorsky two years to complete

6:51

it. Once finished, he put it

6:53

on a ship bound for New York City, where the

6:55

book might find the most influential buyer.

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But US customs wanted and a nor

7:00

miss customs fee, so san Gorsky

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had the book returned to England. Unfortunately,

7:05

a coal strike there brought the economy to a

7:07

standstill, and few wanted to purchase

7:10

such an expensive item. Disheartened,

7:12

he placed the book up for auction, where

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it is sold for less than half his target

7:16

price. The new owner was proud

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of his bargain, and like san Gorsky,

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he tried to send it to New York City. For

7:23

whatever reason, though he wasn't able to secure voyage

7:25

on a cargo ship, but was delighted to

7:27

send it aboard a first class luxury

7:29

liner on its maiden voyage.

7:32

You can see where this is going, right, That's

7:35

right. The book set sail to America on

7:37

the Titanic. Whatever is left

7:39

of the book is still somewhere beneath

7:41

the North Atlantic Ocean. A

7:43

second tragedy struck not long after the

7:45

Titanic's fateful journey, though. Although

7:48

san Gorsky couldn't swim, he at

7:50

some point in his life jumped into a river

7:52

to save a drowning woman, only to

7:54

drown as well. After that, there

7:56

were whispers that the book had cursed him.

7:59

Sandor Sky's partner, George Sutcliffe

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scoffed at such a rumor and set out to

8:03

create a second version of the book. While

8:05

not as elaborate as the first, it was still an

8:07

expensive and ornately decorated book.

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Surely the new owner would be delighted to

8:12

have such a beautiful piece of work. That

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wasn't to be, though, When World War Two erupted.

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Sutcliffe had the book placed into a London

8:20

bank vault for safekeeping, and

8:22

that's when the Germans dropped bombs all over

8:24

the city. The bank, the vault,

8:26

and the book were all destroyed. Shortly

8:29

afterwards, Sutcliffe suffered a stroke

8:31

and passed away. He had left the firm

8:34

to Stanley Bray, his nephew, who

8:36

decided to make his own version of the

8:38

book. His effort took decades

8:40

and was finally completed in nineteen nine.

8:43

Five years later he also died.

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The book never made it to auction, and instead

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was donated to the British Library, where

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it resides today. Bray was asked

8:53

shortly before his death if he was superstitious

8:55

or believed in fate. He replied

8:57

that he wasn't a believer, though admitted that

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the peacock might be a symbol of disaster.

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That was his story, and like fate,

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he was bound to it. I

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hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the

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Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe

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for free on Apple Podcasts, or learn

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more about the show by visiting Curiosities

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podcast dot com.

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The show was created by me Aaron

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Manky in partnership with how Stuff

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Works. I make another award winning

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show called Lore, which is a podcast,

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book series, and television show, and

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you can learn all about it over at the World

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of Lore dot com. And

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until next time, stay curious.

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