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Welcome to Aaron Benky's Cabinet of Curiosities,
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a production of I Heart Radio and Grim and
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Mild. Our
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world is full of the unexplainable,
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and if history is an open book, all
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of these amazing tales are right
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there on display, just waiting
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for us to explore. Welcome
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to the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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Not every job is glamorous. The
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person who cleans the horse stables or mops
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the floor at a football stadium doesn't
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win any awards. They aren't lauded
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for their efforts despite their necessity.
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Some jobs are thankless, even though without
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them things would get pretty bad, and
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it's been that way for a very long time. Some
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jobs during the sixteenth century seemed
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less than desirable. Certain individuals
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were tasked with helping kings and queens
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in intimate and unpleasant
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ways. Queens often had women
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of the bedchamber who would assist them in daily
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duties like getting dressed or drawing
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a bath. A lady of the bedchamber would
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also act as a confidant and a personal
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assistant. Kings had a
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similar arrangement with someone entitled
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the groom of the stool, like a
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woman of the bedchamber. The Groom of the Stool
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would help the king wash up and put on his
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clothes, but he also had another duty
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which involved helping him onto his throne.
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And you're not thinking of the right throne
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at this moment. When a king had to
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use the bathroom, he relied on his Groom
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of the Stool to assist him. This very
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important person would prep the king's
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toilets, which was a velvet padded
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box with a hole in the top. Inside
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the box for two pewter chamber pots,
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while outside a length of fabric
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for cleanup was also provided. This
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royal stool could be carried anywhere for
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those times when the king had to shed
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his clothes quickly and do his business.
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King Henry the seventh even created
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a special room known as the Privy Chamber
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for when he had to go. Only grooms
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were allowed to go in there with him.
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But the Groom of the Stool wasn't just responsible
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for being the king's bathroom caddie. His
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um duties also consisted
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of things like watching what the king ate
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and when anticipating he might
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have to go next, oh and controlling
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who had access to him at any time.
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On top of all, of that, the groom assisted
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the king with getting dressed and undressed
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each day, but perhaps his most
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important function was as a sounding
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board for when the King was at his most vulnerable,
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like when he was using his portable commode.
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You see, the groom of the stool served as the king's
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personal secretary during bathroom time,
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which made him very popular with lower members
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of the court. They would pass on their questions
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and concerns to him so that he could
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ask the King. Given that the groom
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had his captive audience squatting
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nearby, he was a personal assistant
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and chief of staff all in one. However,
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if you think the job was a bad gig, you'd
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be wrong. The groom had the power
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to influence the King's opinion on almost
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any subject. With a few words,
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a person could have their life changed for better
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or for worse. So it was a good
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idea to always be on the groom's good
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side. King Henry the Eight's groom,
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Sir Anthony Denny, held the King's
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stamp, which acted as an official signature.
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Denny had the power to approve any documents
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on behalf of the King and King
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Henry the Seventh entrusted his groom to
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carry out what was considered fiscal terrorism
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on the local gentry made up of wealthy
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farmers, knights, and their heirs. In
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order for the court to bring in more money, they came up
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with numerous laws and taxes to siphon
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money away from the workers and into
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the king's pockets, all of which was
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orchestrated by the king's personal treasurer,
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the groom. Grooms were also
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keenly aware of the political dealings
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going on within the court. Though they almost
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never attended official meetings, the
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us really heard things later on when the king
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was regaling them well seated upon
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his stool. In some cases, the
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role of groom was performed by a whole
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entourage who would sit with the king while he went
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to the bathroom. It was rare for a
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king to ever be alone even while
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he slept. Personal attendants
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often stayed in the same bedroom as the king in
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case he needed anything during the night. To
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be a groom of the stool was a great
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honor. Groom positions were coveted
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by many, and for good reason. They
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allowed unfettered access to the king
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at almost all times, and
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all they had to do was make sure the king
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could do his business, both official
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and otherwise, safely and
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securely, and that doesn't sound
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like a crappy job at all. In
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eighteen fifty nine, English poet Edward
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fitz Gerald translated astronomer
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and poet Omar Khayam's poems and
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published them as a collection. At
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first, the book didn't farewell commercially,
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but by eighteen seventy two the poems became
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so successful in the United States that
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there were clubs dedicated to the Persian
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poets. Most of Kayam's
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works were quatrains, a stanza
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of four lines with alternating rhymes.
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He believed that fate was an unstoppable
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force and nothing could change it. Many
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of his poems centered around death, or
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at least hinted at it. So
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beloved were the poets versus that renowned
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English bookbinder Francis sang Gorski,
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decided to make the most expensive and elaborate
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book ever made. That was no small
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feat, since back in the late eighteen hundreds,
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book binding was an art form. Pages
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were often gilded, using a light coating
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of gold along the edges. While
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earlier books had been bound in paper
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over stiff boards, Other books were bound
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in cloth and leather. The more prominent
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books were leather bound and used gold tooling
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on the covers and spines. San
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Gorski covered the pages in the finest
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leather died in royal green. The
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cover included a thousand jewels,
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including rubies, turquoise, and garnets.
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All six hundred pages were made
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from gold. He spared no expense.
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He had the front stamped with a gilded
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Greek bazuki, an instrument similar
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to a mandolin. On the back, there
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were gilded images of three peacocks,
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and apparently that was what doomed
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the book. You see, many European
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cultures consider peacock's bad luck.
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In the thirteenth century, for example,
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invaders often wore the bird's magnificent
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plumes. Others believe that keeping
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a peacock feather in the house would bring you
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bad luck, and then there's the
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superstition that bad luck comes in
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threes. The ornately appointed
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book became known as the Great Omar, and
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it took Sangorsky two years to complete
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it. Once finished, he put it
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on a ship bound for New York City, where the
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book might find the most influential buyer.
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But US customs wanted and a nor
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miss customs fee, so san Gorsky
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had the book returned to England. Unfortunately,
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a coal strike there brought the economy to a
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standstill, and few wanted to purchase
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such an expensive item. Disheartened,
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he placed the book up for auction, where
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it is sold for less than half his target
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price. The new owner was proud
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of his bargain, and like san Gorsky,
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he tried to send it to New York City. For
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whatever reason, though he wasn't able to secure voyage
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on a cargo ship, but was delighted to
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send it aboard a first class luxury
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liner on its maiden voyage.
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You can see where this is going, right, That's
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right. The book set sail to America on
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the Titanic. Whatever is left
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of the book is still somewhere beneath
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the North Atlantic Ocean. A
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second tragedy struck not long after the
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Titanic's fateful journey, though. Although
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san Gorsky couldn't swim, he at
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some point in his life jumped into a river
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to save a drowning woman, only to
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drown as well. After that, there
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were whispers that the book had cursed him.
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Sandor Sky's partner, George Sutcliffe
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scoffed at such a rumor and set out to
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create a second version of the book. While
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not as elaborate as the first, it was still an
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expensive and ornately decorated book.
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Surely the new owner would be delighted to
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have such a beautiful piece of work. That
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wasn't to be, though, When World War Two erupted.
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Sutcliffe had the book placed into a London
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bank vault for safekeeping, and
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that's when the Germans dropped bombs all over
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the city. The bank, the vault,
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and the book were all destroyed. Shortly
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afterwards, Sutcliffe suffered a stroke
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and passed away. He had left the firm
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to Stanley Bray, his nephew, who
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decided to make his own version of the
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book. His effort took decades
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and was finally completed in nineteen nine.
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Five years later he also died.
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The book never made it to auction, and instead
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was donated to the British Library, where
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it resides today. Bray was asked
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shortly before his death if he was superstitious
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or believed in fate. He replied
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that he wasn't a believer, though admitted that
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the peacock might be a symbol of disaster.
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That was his story, and like fate,
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he was bound to it. I
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hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the
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The show was created by me Aaron
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until next time, stay curious.
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