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True Believer

Released Tuesday, 27th November 2018
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Tuesday, 27th November 2018
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Our world is full of the unexplainable,

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and if history is an open book, all

0:09

of these amazing tales are right

0:11

there on display, just waiting

0:13

for us to explore. Welcome

0:17

to the Cabinet of Curiosities.

0:27

Change is hard. Some people

0:30

accept it begrudgingly, understanding

0:32

the old ways might need a little updating.

0:35

Others fight for what they've always believed

0:37

in, even if it means losing

0:39

everything and everyone they

0:41

know in the process. Change

0:44

came to Russia in the mid eighteen hundreds

0:46

when the Russian Orthodox Church felt

0:49

the Greeks had more to offer in the ways

0:51

of liturgical practices. For

0:53

example, there were differences in how

0:55

many fingers were used when signing

0:57

the cross over one's just on

1:01

the whole, the two churches still

1:03

believed in the same God, the scriptures

1:05

were all the same. Other than a few

1:07

minor differences, no significant changes

1:10

would come to the Russian Orthodox Church,

1:12

and while it took some convincing, some

1:15

members eventually got the message. Most

1:18

but not all. For

1:21

the group that called themselves the Old Believers,

1:24

any change was unwelcome, no matter

1:26

how small. They wanted nothing

1:29

to do with the Greek Orthodox Church

1:31

and considered the proposed changes to

1:33

be blasphemy. They lived

1:35

in the shadows for centuries, evading

1:37

the Church's influence and oppression.

1:41

The Church didn't take kindly to dissenters,

1:44

and many were tortured, imprisoned,

1:46

and even murdered over the years for refusing

1:49

to go along with the new ways. And

1:52

one old believer named Karp

1:54

Lankov had seen enough. After

1:56

his brother was killed by Bolsheviks in

1:58

ninety six, Krp took his

2:00

wife and children away from their home to

2:03

someplace new, someplace where

2:05

the Church would never find them.

2:08

They fled into the Siberian wilderness,

2:11

where Carp built a home for his family

2:13

out of nearby trees. They had

2:15

no modern conveniences,

2:17

no phones, no lights, no plumbing.

2:20

They made shoes from tree bark and survived

2:23

on what nature provided, like nuts

2:25

and berries. When their clothes became

2:27

too tattered from the elements, they fashioned

2:30

a new wardrobe out of hemp. One

2:34

family surviving on their own

2:36

through harsh Siberian winters sounds

2:38

impossible, I know, but the like

2:41

Offs did it. And they didn't

2:43

just survive, they thrived. New

2:45

children were born into the family in the early

2:47

nineteen forties, and Karp, along

2:50

with his wife, Akulina, taught

2:52

them all they needed to know. They

2:54

learned how to speak Russian and Old

2:56

Slavic. They were aware of Russian

2:58

cities and geography, be even though

3:01

they'd never seen anything outside

3:03

the forest. Like

3:05

most fundamentalists, the like Offs

3:07

shielded their children from the dangers of the modern

3:09

world, including anyone beyond

3:12

their home. Their lifestyle worked

3:14

for them for some time until one

3:16

particular severe winter left

3:18

them with almost no food. Akulina

3:21

died of starvation in nineteen sixty

3:23

one, after giving her portions

3:25

of food to her children so that they might

3:27

survive to see another day. No

3:31

one had heard from the family for almost

3:33

forty years. As far as anyone knew,

3:36

they died out with the rest of the sinners

3:38

who had refused to join the New Church. It

3:41

wasn't until the late nineteen seventies

3:43

when a group of geologists looking

3:45

for iron ore came across an unusual

3:47

site from high up in their helicopter.

3:50

It was a garden, a well kept,

3:53

man made garden in the middle of

3:55

the wilderness. They

3:57

had to know who might have made such a thing

4:00

in a place where life was not expected

4:02

to survive. After some searching,

4:04

the geologists made contact with the

4:06

remaining like Offs, including Karp.

4:09

None of the family members knew about major

4:11

historical milestones like the

4:13

moon landing or the Cuban missile crisis.

4:16

They had been cut off for almost half

4:18

a century and had missed so

4:21

much. The

4:23

geologist made several visits to the Lyoffs,

4:26

and on one trip they brought with them a

4:28

television to illustrate how far technology

4:31

had come. When Carp's son was

4:33

shown a circular saw on another visit,

4:36

he was amazed by its efficiency, but

4:39

none of it mattered. In the end. The family

4:41

refused to rejoin society, despite

4:43

the allure of that big, glowing box

4:46

of moving pictures. They were

4:48

old believers, after all, and

4:50

change wasn't something they cared for. Except

4:54

for one the daughter, Agafia.

4:57

Her brothers and father has passed away year

5:00

ago, leaving her the sole remaining

5:02

like of She does accept

5:04

help now and then, traveling to hospitals

5:07

for medical care and visiting distant

5:09

relatives, but for the most part

5:11

she's still on her own. I

5:15

can't imagine most of us would give up

5:17

our lives like that to live

5:19

off the grid. No smartphones,

5:22

no indoor plumbing, no television,

5:25

talk about roughing it, but I'm

5:27

not convinced what they did was

5:29

so outrageous. A world

5:32

without twenty four hour news networks

5:34

and social media sounds

5:37

like paradise to me. Some

5:51

people get really into certain holidays.

5:54

You've seen them around your neighborhood before.

5:56

The folks who decorate their homes at Halloween

5:58

and Christmas with flights and animatronic

6:01

characters. They wait all year, often

6:04

preparing months in advance, in order

6:06

to make the most of the short time that they

6:08

have to celebrate. And

6:10

then there are the holidays we enjoy but

6:12

we don't really think too much about, like

6:15

April Fool's Day, one day

6:17

a year when no one and no thing

6:19

can be trusted. One historical

6:22

figure who loved April fools Day the way many

6:24

of us love Halloween and Christmas was

6:26

Isaac Bickerstaff. Toward

6:29

the end of seventeen oh seven, Isaac had

6:31

taken issue with the seventeen o eight

6:33

edition of Marylandis Almanac. It

6:35

was periodical, like most almanacs,

6:38

filled with facts and figures to help people

6:40

navigate their daily lives in the following

6:43

year, but it was one particular sentiment

6:45

that rubbed Isaac the wrong way. The

6:49

Almanacs writer astrologer John

6:51

Partridge had made a sarcastic

6:53

remark about the Church of England, referring

6:55

to it as the infallible Church.

6:58

Isaac was a devout follow were and

7:00

could not let the statement like that stand,

7:03

so he concocted a unique plan of

7:05

retaliation. He would predict

7:07

John's infallible death over the

7:10

next year by writing several letters

7:12

and one eulogy about his

7:14

demise, to be published months apart.

7:17

Leading up to April one, All

7:19

Fool's Day, Bickerstaff

7:22

published his first letter, the prediction

7:24

of John Partridge's death by raging

7:26

fever, in January of that year.

7:29

The second letter, written not as

7:31

Bickerstaff but as a government's employee,

7:34

came out that March to confirm

7:36

Bickerstaff's prediction. An

7:38

elegy quickly followed, suits more

7:40

of a poem than a letter, but it put

7:42

the blame of Partridge's death on both

7:45

Partridge himself and anyone

7:47

who bought his almanacs. The

7:50

hoax took off like a rocket. Mourners

7:53

gathered outside partridge Is home, crying

7:56

all night and keeping him awake no

7:58

matter what he said. They it and believe

8:00

he hadn't died after all the letters

8:03

had been printed for the public. As a

8:05

matter of fact, an undertaker

8:08

even came to his house one day to arrange

8:10

the drapes for awake while the stonemason

8:13

started carving his gravestone. By

8:15

that point, though, John Partridge had seen

8:17

enough and published a letter of his own

8:20

to dispel the silly hoax once

8:22

and for all. But it

8:24

didn't work. No one believed

8:26

him, especially after Bickerstaff

8:28

responded, writing they were sure

8:30

no man alive ever to rid such

8:33

damned stuff as this. I

8:35

know it was a real jerk move.

8:38

Finally, all fools Day had arrived and Isaac

8:40

Bickerstaff gave up the ghost, so to speak.

8:43

He published one last piece entitled

8:45

A Vindication of Isaac Bickerstaff,

8:48

in which he came clean about the whole

8:50

charade. John Partridge hadn't

8:53

died, There had never been a fever. The

8:55

undertaker and the gravestone, and the morning

8:57

people outside his home had all

8:59

been in vain. John Partridge

9:02

was alive and well and probably

9:05

pretty angry. Bickerstaff's

9:08

shenanigans didn't go unnoticed,

9:10

though, the founder of the British literary

9:12

journal The Tattler, named Bickerstaff

9:15

his new editor, which wasn't surprising

9:17

as Isaac had been a contributor to the publication

9:20

in the past. In fact, Bickerstaff

9:22

went on to publish numerous works throughout

9:24

his life, such as essays, pamphlets,

9:27

periodicals, and even fiction, mostly

9:30

satire. Of course, Isaac

9:33

Bickerstaff made his living from

9:35

writing satire directed at the rich,

9:38

the irreligious, and other groups

9:40

he thought needed taking down a notch.

9:43

His work is still read and taught in classrooms

9:45

all over the world. He was prolific,

9:48

and yet you probably have never heard

9:50

of him, at least not as Isaac

9:53

Bickerstaff. But you certainly

9:55

know his essay A Modest Proposal

9:58

in which he suggests in poverty Irish

10:00

families sell their children to the rich

10:02

as a food supply, or his

10:05

travel journal parody Gould

10:07

of Verse Travels. That's

10:09

right, Isaac Bickerstaff. The

10:11

man who convinced the world of one man's

10:14

untimely death was actually

10:16

none other and Jonathan

10:18

Swift. I

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hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the

10:25

Cabinet of Curiosities. Subscribe

10:27

for free on Apple Podcasts, or learn

10:29

more about the show by visiting Curiosities

10:31

podcast dot com.

10:34

The show was created by me, Aaron

10:36

Manky in partnership with how Stuff

10:38

Works. I make another award winning

10:40

show called Lore, which is a podcast,

10:43

book series, and television show and

10:45

you can learn all about it over at the World

10:47

of Lore dot com. And

10:49

until next time, stay curious.

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