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"Lawrence of my labia"Episode 47 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2010 camel riding, gay weddinging, hot nanny obsessing, desert storm of shit Sex And The City 2. Mark and Ryan talk about rainy music festiva
"I always was a sucker for a redhead."Episode 46 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 Porsche jacking, Ferrari boosting, low-riding classic, Gone In 60 Seconds.Mark and Ryan talk about what they would do fo
"I put a bird on my head."Episode 45 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008 altar jilting, closet building, Vivienne Westwooding, binfire Sex And The City.Mark and Ryan talk about Eurovision, why not one char
"Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?"Episode 44 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984, leg weeping, body bag getting, wax on/wax offing classic The Karate Kid. Mark and Ryan talk about the bald men me
"You're an inanimate f**cking object"Episode 43 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008, sight-seeing, Canadian punching, alcove dwelling classic In Bruges. Mark and Ryan talk about the Irish, Belgium and how
"GET OFF MY PLANE"Episode 42 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997, plane hijacking, Harrison Fording, shite CGI-ing classic Air Force One. Mark and Ryan talk about balaclavas, Cullen trying to organise a ga
"Not at the table Carlos"Episode 41 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2009, teeth pulling, tiger stealing, hooker marrying classic The Hangover. Mark and Ryan talk about Lady Gaga, treating a cut thumb and of
"Sometime I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."Episode 40 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001, world saving, portal opening, 6ft rabbiting classic Donnie Darko.Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen getting
"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds."Episode 39 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1989, caped crusading, rhubarb rubbing, pale moonlight dancing classic Batman. Mark and Ryan talk about horny Joker, the Bat C
"People look at me and see my brother."Episode 38 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1999, kerb stomping, flag waving, shower assaulting classic American History X.Mark and Ryan talk about the Oscars, Edward F
"Those damn Gideons"Episode 37 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996, mask wearing, disavowing, NOC list stealing classic Mission Impossible. Mark and Ryan talk about peanuts, old email addresses and the wor
"I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit"Episode 36 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007, frisbee throwing, breast showing, penguin's ass eating shitshow Good Luck Chuck. Mark and Ryan t
"Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met"Episode 35 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998, oil drilling, astronaut training, don't wanna miss a thinging classi
"Wilsonnnnnnnnn"Episode 34 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000, parcel delivering, fire starting, raft building classic Castaway,Mark and Ryan talk about buying a gun, cursed hats and how long it would tak
"If you're a bird then I'm a bird"Episode 33 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2004, emotionally manipulating, care home dying, too many birding film The Notebook.Mark and Ryan talk about Tenerife, Skegness a
"Either we heal as a team, or we’re going to crumble, inch by inch, play by play, til we’re finished."Episode 32 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1999, quarterbacking, tight ending', inch by inching classic A
"I have been offered a lot for my work but never everything"Episode 31 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1960, gunslingin', bandit chasin', village savin' The Magnificent Seven.Mark and Ryan talk Nelson's lat
"You're my boy Blue"Episode 30 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003, going streaking, tranquiliser darting, earmuffing classic Old School.Mark and Ryan talk fraternities, rider demands and argue a lot about
"Can you fly Bobby?"Episode 29 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1987, gun twirling, toxic wasting, dollar buying classic Robocop.Mark and Ryan talk about the Epstein List, what they got up to over Christmas,
"I love that word, 'relationship.' Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?"Episode 28 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003, spouse betraying, sex obsessed, fat shaming, Christmas classic Love Actually. Mark
"Attaboy Clarence"Episode 27 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1946, moon lassoing, wings achieving, Christmas classic, It's A Wonderful Life. Mark and Ryan talk about Christmas gigs, competitive drinking and
“Let the kids know that from now on, it's El Padre”Episode 25 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2017, Bono singing, telephone pole cutting, Christmas classic, Daddy's Home 2. Mark and Ryan talk about audition
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”Episode 25 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1990, child abandoning, burglar torturing, Christmas classic Home Alone. Mark and Ryan talk about jumpers, Ryan's first job, an
“When I was a kid, we were so poor that the roaches was on welfare.”Episode 24 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001, Apollo playing, body inhabiting, comedy classic Down To Earth. Mark and Ryan talk about m
“Hey, you guys”Episode 23 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 treasure hunting, truffle shuffling, adventure classic The Goonies.Mark and Ryan talk about inhaler sex, how to pronounce words, and what exact
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