Dive into the witty and irreverent world of Aristophanes with this vibrant translation of Acharnians. Filled with clever inside jokes and double entendres, this early comedy tackles a timeless anti-war theme that echoes through the ages. Meet Dicæopolis, the Everyman who has grown weary of Athens endless conflicts, instigated by greedy politicians. In a bold move, he strikes a separate peace with Sparta, securing a treaty for thirty years. As his fellow Athenians envy his good fortune and seek to profit from his peace, Dicæopolis revels in his cleverness, ultimately lampooning the bumbling General Lamachus and his hollow displays of patriotism. This translation by Charles James Billson captures the essence of Aristophanes, albeit with some of the more risqué elements edited out due to the constraints of his time. Billson compensates for this by infusing the play with lively rhyme schemes and slang from the burlesque halls of the 1880s, crafting a rendition that brings the humor of ancient Greece to life in a spirited performance.