Longing. Rusted. Poopaye. Dawn. Gooba. Nine. Bum bum. Homecoming. Banana. Good morning, Soldier. You are ready to comply. Your targets are the hosts of the podcast Across the Lake. Aaron was last seen at an IKEA, browsing the store and praising it's cleanly capitalist design. Andrew has been home alone for the weekend, watching The Twilight Zone and listening to the Burger King Official Roleplaying Podcast. Actually, removing them from their pitiful existence would be a mercy we will not allow. Disregard. \\

Things Discussed:Dynamic ad insertion and digitally-inserted ads: https://www.slashfilm.com/wtf-zookeeper-advertising-inserted-how-met-mother-reruns/ |Aaron has a follow up to the previous IKEA discussion |Tragedy Girls (2017): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3859272/ |Burger King Official Role-Playing Podcast: https://t.co/jMAaAQcVgQ |Burger King's Black Burger: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/08/why-black-whopper-turns-your-poop-green/73623596/ |The Nasty Patty: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/101/745/c39 |Bundyville: https://www.npr.org/podcasts/606441988/bundyville |The Twilight Zone: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052520/ |The Intruder (1962): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055019/ |Justified: (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1489428/) \\

Required Reading:Aaron: Visiting your local library. |Andrew: Becoming an expert on where you live. \\

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As always, thank you to George Mager for doing our wonderful show art (https://twitter.com/georgemager?s=09) and thanks to Captive Portal for letting us use their dope track as our intro theme (https://captiveportalmusic.com/).