Molly finally gets her own episode- but at what cost?! Welcome to the first episode of the preeminent Animorphs podcast, Fanimorphs! Welcome also to the preeminent Alison explaining Buffy podcast, Buf-fans! Also in this episode we discuss fancy man accents, spoon fed plot, diabetes conspiracies, and grandmas using fax machines. So Weird gets real! We also learn a great way to look smart is to rattle off some Etruscan. Fi ruins everything! Parents are dumb! This episode is really sad. We pitch our idea for the sequel to the American classic, 13 Going On 30. Is Henry Winkler immortal from buying young blood? Do we talk about the ecological implications of immortality as well as Paul Rudd? Did we just rhyme on accident??? Listen to find out.