WEEWOOO WEEEWOOOO!! That’s right, this week we’re talking SIRENS! Introducing Clu’s hot older brother and a beloved cast member from Firefly! We discuss the trajectory of scary birds who appeal to the male ego in order to murder, all the way to sexy singers surrounded by horny old men in polo shirts getting hard! Carlos tries to list famous jewels! Alison is here to yuck-your-yums! Still waiting for Carlos to endorse her on Linkedin. Implied babes. We meet Glob Prime, manager to the stars! Coded musical queues! What are the powers of a Siren? Are they immortal? Scobby Doo rules apply to all teenagers, if they leave the room they are going to bang. And finally, a very important update: Alison still hasn’t watched Barry!!!