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An episode about leaders and followers, leading off with the following ads:

Citizens for the Sun God
Burn everything, please. And start a chapter of Citizens for the Sun God in your city.

Chocolate Blasters Flavor Blasted Chocolate Cereal
A brand new jingle for this amazing cereal.

Wu-Waxers
Wax your Wu-Whiskers with Wu-Waxers.

Mark's Mom's Chicken Pot Pie
Maybe the best pot pie in all of Barberton.

Robos
Please purchase these robots. Beep. Boop.

The Barberton City Council
Barberton is looking for a new mayor! Do you want to be the mayor? Cool, apply!

Additional writing and acting from Aaron Cooper, Jon Robertson and Ed Carroll. Additional acting from Cheru .