Hey y'all.  This episode I'm going over Gone to the Dogs by Emily Carmichael with a fine-toothed flea and tick comb.  This one's notable for a hero who personifies Toxic Masculinity.  Hooray!  The one where I just talk to my cats instead of just looking things up on Google.  If this book had a theme song, it would be "I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog" by Duke Robillard.  Because that's what the heroine should have done.

Intro lyrics by Robert Palmer, converted with  http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/

Outro lyrics by   Nadir "RedOne" Khayat and Lady Gaga, converted with  http://www.fromtexttospeech.com