Scout and Karyn learn seven things that maybe make some sense but not really, read a sexy excerpt from the Bible, and learn some new ways to make money but maybe not quite 55k a year like Julie who owns a salon. If you’re struggling with anxiet

ACS Episode 023 – What If Your Penny is Worth $13,000??

Nov 12th, 2019 1h 33m

Karyn and Scout learn that basically certain authors just make up their own facts, then they field questions about fidelity, why they call it puppy love, and the true struggle of being tall and beautiful. If you’re struggling with anxiety or de

ACS Episode 022 – A Tampon is Nothing Like a Lipstick

Nov 4th, 2019 1h 32m

Scout and Karyn recap the first chapter of a maintext of the 90s Purity Movement, then dive into questions about celebrity obsessions, bad baby-sitting gigs, and embarrassing parents. If you’re struggling with anxiety or depression, you can rea

ACS Episode 021 – This is Not a Political Podcast, But

Oct 28th, 2019 1h 30m

Karyn and Scout take a few minutes at the top to talk about how a fresh headline relates to their overall opinions on the way women in power, particularly queer women in power, are viewed by society. Then it’s on to more ex-vangelical deconstru

ACS Episode 020 – The Fragrant Leg Issue #1, Vol. 1

Oct 21st, 2019 2h

Scout and Karyn open this episode with KBS revisiting a terrible book she once had to read in high school. Then they jump into questions about delegating chores, what to do when your parents don’t want you to keep fancy gifts, and how to handle

ACS Episode 019 – She Drinks a Big Milk

Oct 14th, 2019 1h 14m

Season Two is HERE Karyn and Scout are back to examine why young women can’t be movie theater ushers, what to do when a guy just won’t go out with you, and long-term plans to dive into the light and fun world of 1990s Purity Culture. Connect on

ACS Spooky BONUS Episode — The Haunting of Hill House SPOILERS

Oct 23rd, 2018 2h 16m

Scout and Karyn needed to process their feelings about the Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House. Since it’s set in both the 90s and present day while also dealing with family drama, grief, and ghosts, they decided it was relevant to discus

We’ll be back VERY SOON and also KBS has a NEW podcast!

Sep 8th, 2018 2m 3s

Scout and Karyn will be back soon with all-new episodes of Advice Column Show! And Karyn has a brand new podcast all about movies, movies, movies! It’s called 99 Cent Rental and it’ll be available probably by the time you’re reading this. Keep

ACS Episode 018 – David Lynch Reads Horoscopes

Aug 1st, 2018 1h 27m

Scout and Karyn discuss the dilemmas of being a tall girl among shorter boys, why dads need to back off when it comes to the virginity of their daughters, and how to handle difficult breakups. If you’re struggling with anxiety or depression, yo

ACS Episode 017 – Dr. Teen Mom

Jul 23rd, 2018 1h 16m

Karyn and Scout dish advice on what kind of jobs are ideal to support teen motherhood, disclosing your height to a boy who likes you, and how to know if your boyfriend is gay or maybe just shy. Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpod Find us on Fac

ACS Episode 016 – Our Super Sweet 16!

Jul 11th, 2018 1h 28m

Scout and Karyn celebrate their sixteenth episode with a Zima toast and then take on questions about DreamGuys, pesky boyfriends, and how to identify potential alcohol abuse.The National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependence (NCADD) is an

ACS Episode 015 – Romeo and Juliet Probably Could Have Used a Podcast Like This One

Jun 29th, 2018 1h 19m

Karyn and Scout doth speak of literature and relationships. They proffer suggestions to youthful souls about elder siblings and meat-absent meals.RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network) is the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organ

ACS Episode 014 – The Big Bad BFF Special

Jun 19th, 2018 1h 27m

Scout and Karyn explore the epic mythology of the singular BFF, and delve into some self-esteem tips. Plus, an update on the quest for the elusive Limited Edition Zima Re-Release.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicec

ACS Episode 013 – Chris Has Weird Parents

Jun 12th, 2018 1h 13m

Karyn and Scout answer more than one question about the weird behavior of high school dudes, then address what to do when someone’s parent’s are obsessed with teen marriage. Also, some serious stuff about making sure guys talk to each other abo

ACS Episode 012 – Three Name Ladies of the 90s

Jun 6th, 2018 1h 18m

Scout and Karyn cover a pretty heavy question about handling grief and then ease back into the lighter stuff like walking in on your brother and your best friend making out. Also, ANXIETY!Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook

ACS Episode 011 – Let’s Go to the Mall

May 29th, 2018 1h 9m

Karyn and Scout talk about teachers who pick on students, when friends don’t think school is cool, and how sometimes you might want a membership club instead of a fan club.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicecolumnpo

ACS Episode 010 – It’s Time to Announce the King and Queen of the Prom!

May 22nd, 2018 1h 17m

Scout and Karyn celebrate their tenth episode by doing the same thing they always do and answer questions about why high school boys are so ridiculous, what to do when your mom is both your best friend and worst enemy, and how to handle the rea

ACS Episode 009 – Are Alicia Silverstone and Laura Dern Still Friends in Real Life?

May 14th, 2018 1h 16m

Karyn and Scout explore what it looks like when someone’s too flirty, clear tampon carrying cases, and a few 90s facts about Alicia SIlverstone.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicecolumnpodEmail us at advicecolumnpo

ACS Episode 008 – Devon Sawa: Lesbian Style Icon

Apr 23rd, 2018 1h 26m

Scout and Karyn offer advice on Italian flings, depression, and early Sandra Bullock tv movies.If you need to talk to someone about how you’re feeling, please connect with a trained listener or counselor through an organization like 7 Cups or

ACS Mini 001 – Hot Mess

Apr 16th, 2018 45m 27s

Karyn and Scout find time to get on the mics for a hot mess of a mini-ep where they read a 1998 issue of The Advocate and some stuff from a 90s teen book. Fun? FUN.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicecolumnpodEmail

ACS Episode 007 – I Learned It From Watching You!

Apr 2nd, 2018 1h 19m

Karyn and Scout get pretty serious with a heavy question right at the top, but then things lighten up when it comes to a question about your mom’s drugs.If you need to talk to someone about how you’re feeling, please connect with a trained lis

ACS Episode 006 – Periods Are Real, Deal With It

Mar 25th, 2018 1h 7m

Scout and Karyn reveal what boys are talking about when they’re whispering and laughing, then they get real about periods.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicecolumnpodEmail us at [email protected]“Honey Bee

ACS Episode 005 – Staring is Caring

Mar 18th, 2018 1h 9m

Karyn and Scout discuss how to handle crushing on your best friend’s older brother and what to do when your irresponsible mom does all her grocery shopping after 9pm.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodFind us on Facebook @advicecolumnpodEmai

ACS Episode 004 – True Love Waits but Gay Love is Great

Mar 11th, 2018 1h 12m

Scout and Karyn have a lot to say about why guys focus on big breasts and then a lot more to say about the abstinence movement of the mid-90s.Connect on Twitter @advicecolumnpodEmail us at [email protected]“Honey Bee” Kevin MacLeod (

ACS Episode 003 – Horoscopes Are Real

Mar 4th, 2018 1h 3m

Karyn and Scout answer several questions seeking boyfriend advice and then it’s on to the June 1999 Astrology Super Show. Plus, find out how we learned our celebrity gossip before there was a Perez Hilton. Well, he existed in 1999 but he wasn’t