Fiddler on the Roof is a pre-requisite to this episode. After you’ve done that, you may listen to August and Indie’s advicé about playing hard to get when you’re anxious, lights and sex, and cases of cold feet. Enjoy!

Sit Down Bitch: The Live Tour

Jul 25th, 2021 29m 33s

Normalize taking a year long hiatus from your podcast! Back and better than ever, Indie and August answer questions about pube shaving, FOMO, selfishness, and advicé about giving advicé.

We’ll Show You Our Advice Really Hard

May 15th, 2020 21m 46s

Do you even need advice anymore? Yes, you do. Wanna learn about oozy zits, knocking etiquette, and finding your soulmate? All in the episode.

You are NOT a dolphin

Apr 25th, 2020 27m 26s

August and Indie are joined by their sage younger sisters Severine (14), Shiraz (12), and Shanez (10). The cohosts and their very opinionated guest stars discuss birthday cakes, how to put pants on, and spirit animals. CW: very loud episode.

This episode was funded by the CDC

Apr 18th, 2020 33m 24s

This episode has NO ASSOCIATION with the CDC. Sisters August and Indie return from an extended hiatus to discuss friend breakups, ho phases and bidets. CW: this episode contains sexual themes.

How not to ruin Goysgiving

Dec 8th, 2019 29m 32s

Advicé on the Patio is back! Holiday table topics, Kamelbacks, and special song sung by Indie.

Squirt Squirt and Move on with Your Life

Sep 9th, 2019 27m 58s

August and Indie talk feminism, getting girls and reefer. This episode also includes fresh advice on ratsnacking and hangovers. Don’t forget to send your questions to [email protected] or DM us on ig @adviceonthepatio!

Spell Coconut

Aug 29th, 2019 34m 31s

We talk about sex on this episode. Be warned!

Better out than in

Aug 23rd, 2019 17m 47s

First episode! Indie, August and guest star Severine give advice on life, love and farting.

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Advice on the Patio Promo

Aug 18th, 2019 50s

Two unlicensed, unprofessional, uncensored sisters, August and Indie, give you all the advice you could possibly need and more. Fielding questions from the audience on patios around the world, the sister duo will give their hottest takes. Tune

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