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Welcome back another episode? Oh al can

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be? There's that?

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Well, the best of my knowledge, if you carry

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the seven and Coujo the nine, it

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should equal one in the seventh of Stephen

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Kidd. But I digress. Let's

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meet our outcomists, shall we? You

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know, Particula quarter, please lay a load of Vanessa.

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Who who's

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your favorite author? And why?

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Oh no, no, too

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big of a question. Um one

0:32

of your favorites? I don't

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I don't know. Well,

0:38

I've been reading a lot of young adult books,

0:40

like kids books again and accepted.

0:43

So there's a book you guys have

0:45

to read it. It's called The Wild Robot. It's

0:48

a kid's book, but a chapter book. But

0:50

it's an amazing, amazing

0:52

book. I have a feeling it's going to be a massive, massive

0:54

movie at some point. But it's such a beautiful story. I

0:56

think it's Dave Brown that wrote it. And there's

0:59

a sequel, Wild about Escapes. It's the

1:01

best, So Wild Robot check

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it out. Guyst tip, stop

1:07

the madness and say hello to Craig at cows Cow.

1:09

When you were a weed lad, what

1:12

was the family tradition of when you

1:14

and your siblings could leave your rooms Christmas?

1:17

Morning, race out to the tree to see what

1:19

Santa had brought in the night. Uh.

1:23

We would read a chapter of the Wild

1:25

Robot. Uh.

1:28

My mom had a lot of guilt about about

1:31

not raising us with religion, so we had

1:34

to read Jesus's story

1:37

on Christmas Eve. We would each open

1:39

one present on Christmas Eve. Uh,

1:42

and then I had to read Jesus's

1:45

story. Yeah. Auto

1:47

biography Wutten

1:50

by Sydney Sheldon. Yeah, I

1:52

don't know. Uh, it was well

1:56

then it was a totally secular event. After

1:58

that, it's like we got that out of the way. But in the

2:00

morning, Devinone just rushed out

2:03

of the room. Everyone remember the blood on his hands, go

2:08

for it. Uh. Yeah, we recreate

2:11

the Last Supper style,

2:15

and then we listened to Jesus Christ Superstar.

2:18

That's too much Jesus. And then the rest of the year not

2:20

so much. Yeah. I remember, like

2:22

my sisters are younger, so I remember just sleeping

2:25

as late as I could. At a certain

2:27

point, I wasn't I wasn't that excited,

2:29

you know, because I was so traumatized by

2:32

the crucifixion the night before. Fair

2:35

enough, those who loved him the most turned

2:37

on him. Someone wake up James

2:39

Cheeney because I'm about to introduce him.

2:42

Jimmy Bojangles. How's

2:44

about a question like we used

2:47

to do? Here goes James. Can I call

2:49

you Kenny bunk Board, Kenny

2:52

bunk Board? Yeah, sure,

2:54

okay, thank you. And last,

2:57

but only when he's making sweet love the least,

3:00

Joey Greer. Let's welcome

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back, Joe Diddley. Do

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you feel me now? I

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Our first scene today comes from a listener

4:03

named Jessica, who wrote, Hello, I

4:05

hope you all are as good

4:07

friends as I imagine you are. It

4:10

was very sweet. I love listening to

4:12

you, and I think it's so funny when Kevin prod is

4:14

the rest of you on by saying

4:17

list and an insert random number

4:20

list of those daring

4:22

a skit. I like

4:24

numbers. I actually love Vanessa's

4:27

grungy old woman voice. I don't

4:29

I don't know, I don't dare look

4:31

up pictures of you, guys. I

4:35

like to keep my own images of your spirit

4:37

animals. We're all way more attractive than

4:39

you would think. She lists

4:41

our spirit animals Kevin father baron

4:44

a tuxedo, Craig

4:46

deep voiced squirrel hiding in an

4:48

air event pretending to speak as a god,

4:53

Janessa leather wearing vampire

4:56

hunter I,

5:00

Joey Dolphins salesman with

5:02

Elvis's hair, and

5:05

James Shivering

5:07

Seal the

5:13

checks out. Um

5:15

he did add one for Chris tea party

5:18

cup filled with the kid's air tea. Anybody

5:21

know what that is Oh, it's just

5:23

like fake faking

5:25

it. Uh. And carl

5:27

An the girl next door if she

5:29

was an energizer, Bunny, that's

5:32

true. I love you all. My nowhere

5:35

near done, by the way, the missive,

5:38

I love you all. My boyfriend's nickname is

5:40

Guppy and he has long, luxurious

5:42

hair, and he's easy to remember.

5:45

The people that are pizza place always make a

5:47

big deal when they see him, and apparently I'm

5:49

chopped liver. They always get my order

5:52

wrong, always get his correct. The final

5:54

straw was when they made a pizza from

5:56

scratch for me and had no saucer

5:58

cheese on it. They gave me, aren't bred.

6:01

I'd love to see your interpretation of this scenario.

6:04

Sorry, this menches this so long. I'm excited to email

6:06

you all. I won't be offended if you don't read all

6:08

of it. And I didn't. I actually cut out about

6:11

a third. Okay, I love

6:13

you guys. Please don't ever stop talking to each other.

6:16

Jessica Green, all right, it's Max.

6:19

Who's Max? Excuse me? Excuse

6:21

me? I need to talk to the fucking manager. Alright,

6:24

stand over the side if you wouldn't mind. So we got a long line

6:26

of Okay, I'll stand over here and

6:28

wait. All right, thank you? Yes,

6:30

hi, you next Customer're gonna get you? Remember

6:33

me? You know what I want?

6:36

Oh right, Jessica,

6:39

jess Nica, jess Nica, pizza.

6:42

I always find that start to remember. Hold

6:45

on one second, you remember my order? I do, and

6:47

we're gonna jump all over James when

6:49

you say pizza's up. If you could specify what

6:51

kind of pie, that'd be great. Man, you're just saying pizza.

6:53

You got it? Thanks? Uh, jess

6:56

Nica. Alright, so we're

6:58

gonna get you the margarita pizza.

7:01

We got a Christmas pizza order? No, did

7:03

you have a Christmas pizza? I didn't have a Christmas

7:05

pizza? You know me? All

7:08

right? I'm in here three times a week.

7:11

My boyfriend looks like and see the guy

7:13

with the hair of the beautiful hair. Apparently

7:16

not, it's just just Nika, who's a this

7:19

gal? Right here? Are you the guy that cooks the pizza?

7:21

Sa? I'm just making come back over here?

7:24

Who does not hear? Um? He's on

7:26

a work thing. I was coming alone. Okay,

7:31

PiZZ up? Okay, so let me

7:33

just take your order to just tell me what you'd like, we

7:36

do know what you want, but I'd rather just to make sure

7:38

it's perfect. Okay, as long as it's just a game,

7:40

just to play gamebscribe

7:45

what you'd like on your pizza? I would like

7:47

the Alabama with a twist, Alabama

7:50

with the twist? Okay, great, what all

7:52

Aba with the twist? Does someone who

7:54

to speak to the manager? Yeah, I'd like to speak to the

7:56

manager. I'm the manager. Listens,

7:59

enters ourselves first, like civil humans.

8:02

I'm Kelly Thompson. I'm

8:04

a single mom. I'm struggling, but I'm doing

8:07

my best. How about you. Well, my name

8:09

is Robert and I'm a father. Okay,

8:13

let's connect. No, I'm connected. Listen,

8:15

there's I have some I'm

8:18

a father of two kids and I've got

8:20

a wife. It's an actually really good life that

8:22

I'm living. Congratulated. I wish I could

8:24

say the same for me. You know, this

8:27

is my this is my kid right here. Those

8:29

teeth are never coming in. We found out. Yeah,

8:32

we just had an extray Alright,

8:34

Well I'm really really

8:38

she lost her baby too, she says, Mom, we wanted

8:40

a new teeth coming none, I'm

8:42

not coming. Well, I'm really let

8:45

me know how I can help you out. You get a beautiful,

8:47

beautiful life. Well, I

8:49

bought I was having a pizza party

8:52

for my daughter's birthday. Lucky girl.

8:54

You know I never had birthday parties. Well

8:57

okay, well, I'm really sorry to hear that. Girl.

8:59

I'm an orphan. And look look at

9:01

these pictures here, These

9:03

are the pictures I've taken of the pizzas.

9:05

They were all shaped like penises. This

9:09

is not an accident. This was on purpose.

9:11

Are you sure they came from this establishment? Look

9:14

at the pizza box? Where else would it come

9:16

from? I want to talk to the cook. I want to I

9:18

want Okay, I talked to

9:20

the manager, and I just want to take

9:22

another moment to look at each other's eyes. Okay,

9:25

I want you to hear me say I'm really sorry

9:27

about the you know, provocative shape

9:29

of those pies. But I want to remind

9:31

you you've got a beautiful life and this is just

9:33

a blip in the radar. Okay, Well,

9:35

I'm really angry though, I

9:38

feel like the chef over.

9:41

Can we hug a long time since

9:43

somebody's touched me? That wasn't a hit? Well,

9:45

I'm a married man. Okay,

9:48

I'll give you a hug. All right, Okay,

9:52

I'm gonna get the chef and you can dream him out if you

9:54

need to. You know, well, I just

9:56

they don't reflect on me and I'll lose my job. But

9:59

it's worth if it's with it to you. Come on over,

10:01

Tim, Yeah, what's going on? Hey,

10:04

I was here yesterday. Okay, what's

10:06

what's going on? This is a guy, great guy.

10:09

He's got a wife and kids. That's

10:11

money to have birthday parties for the kids. Uh,

10:14

now you can continue, sir. He's got a good life. Just

10:18

just thinking about my family and how don't

10:20

bring it up. It's too sad man, my

10:22

whole family. Um, it's made of bread. And

10:25

uh, there was a huge rainstorm that came over. We

10:27

were outside picking game. We didn't think anything of it. What

10:29

happens when bread gets wet. You don't have to spell it out

10:31

for him. And they got so suppy

10:34

and so so wet, and uh,

10:37

let's just hear his complaint. He's gotta you know, everybody's

10:40

life is different. Good team

10:42

on the field. They didn't know what it wasn't

10:44

they just smashed them all of days. Oh

10:47

my god, my family just so

10:50

every day I work here and I work with bread

10:52

and thinking about them, and I do it because I

10:54

just want to be a little closer that my family.

10:57

What's going on? How can help you? Were?

11:00

Are you the guy cooking the pizzas yesterday? Sorry

11:02

interrupt? Have you done any

11:04

acting? Sir? I'm a casting

11:07

director and there's a movie shooting in town.

11:11

I just came here to get some pizza.

11:13

But I saw your face and you've got a perfect Have you

11:15

ever done any acting? I mean, obviously,

11:18

but a couple of days work and your face is just perfect.

11:20

What we're looking? What's

11:23

your name? My name is Robert.

11:25

Robert. Let me give you my card. Okay, great? So this is the guy

11:28

that's gonna suck the horse? Yeah, okay

11:30

great. I

11:32

don't think I can do this. I get the horse ready.

11:34

She's in the mood. You gotta move fast. She

11:38

won't stay in the mood long. We gotta

11:40

move fast. I'm

11:42

a married man. I'm a married man.

11:45

That is not what was dilated,

11:47

pulsing and puffy. We gotta move

11:49

fast, dad, Can we just get out of here? Listen?

11:52

You know what, we probably shouldn't have brought the kids to set

11:54

today. Movie magic.

11:56

Let's go, dad, I'm so bored.

11:59

Okay, well, well here playing play

12:01

on your iPad and back it up. Nelly, You're

12:07

gonna have to move fast on. This horse is not going

12:09

to stay with me? Can I can I pass

12:11

on this rule? Up?

12:14

Oh? I know you? No,

12:16

you don't know me. There's no way whatever.

12:23

Oh, don't

12:25

look at me like that. I wasn't

12:27

looking at you like anything. I

12:29

saw a similar man a horse in a movie.

12:34

I didn't know it was a porn horse movie when

12:36

I went into the theater. I didn't know I

12:38

was going to be starring in a porn horse movie.

12:41

Okay, everything moves fast, and I

12:43

just wanted a night off. You know. I bought it. Take it

12:45

to the one rated on a movie because

12:47

I thought I needed a grown up time and okay,

12:50

how many? Just one? Girl?

12:53

Is not a girl night okay? And

12:55

this is for horse cock. Yeah, I'll

12:57

take one for if that's the one. Um.

13:00

Just need to warn you. Um,

13:03

this movie is a is you know what it's

13:05

I don't want. Just don't warn me. Surprise me. I'll take

13:07

one for horse Okay. The

13:09

minute served alcohol? Here?

13:13

Do you have any margaritas? Oh? I wish,

13:16

I wish. Well

13:18

I'm gonna go see horse Cock. Have you seen it? They

13:21

don't let us watch the movies here, so that's too

13:23

bad. I'll report back. Please enjoy

13:28

this summer when the time

13:30

is right and the mood is

13:32

good. The only thing

13:35

that you need, Captain.

13:41

I don't know what the hell we're gonna do. There's too many on

13:43

the streets. We gotta find this horse. Stat

13:47

just killed too many people with its

13:50

face. Imagine

13:52

the damage you could do if it's beenest

13:54

get around. Then I can't. I

13:56

don't know what the hell you're talking about. I haven't seen

13:58

the thing. There's

14:03

a horse running around town and it's mad

14:05

and it's hard as hell. All

14:10

right, I think I can fix this situation. I

14:12

think I can fix this situation. Okay,

14:15

he's gonna fix it. Yeah,

14:22

that's right. That's the guy who fuck that male horse.

14:28

But it was

14:30

in the first ten minutes of the movie. You

14:33

know the truth is is that was it

14:35

was. Sometimes you gotta take some hard Please

14:38

don't bring him over here, the guy

14:40

from a horse car. I'm not looking for

14:43

celebrity life here. Then you get discovered

14:45

at this very pizza parlor. I watched the behind

14:47

the scenes stuff yeah, this is unfortunately

14:50

where I've got casted. Yes,

14:52

I had the face of a horse. You don't want to get recognized.

14:54

Thing, don't go to the pizza parlor where you got

14:56

discovered. I guess that's

14:59

a good point. Really took you like a champ.

15:02

Honestly, it was me. It really had to work. That

15:04

horse was ready for it. It was honestly,

15:07

I think that it had been trained. I had at least. I have

15:09

never watched, you know, a porn horse

15:11

movie, and never since.

15:14

That was the only time. But I'll tell you what, I stayed

15:16

for the whole film. The storyline

15:18

was compelling. Well, that's why I ended up sticking

15:20

with it. I just it was hard

15:23

bringing my bringing my family and to see

15:25

it. But

15:27

I made them avers eyes. You're

15:31

going to follow the story, sweetheart? How can

15:33

we go? I'm bored? No, no, my

15:35

scene, I'm about to have my scene. There's no WiFi

15:37

for the iPad. Okay,

15:40

okay, here's some eminem's. Honey, honey,

15:42

why are you pulling down your pants? Actually

15:44

get the kids your muffs? I muffs? But

15:47

how do you watch this? And

15:56

we had to we had actually had to leave the theater.

15:59

It was embarrassing leaving my own show.

16:01

That's too bad you brought your kids. Well,

16:04

I mean it's hard. We whatever

16:09

this guy wants because he did

16:11

that horse dirty and I owe

16:13

him. It's

16:16

so hard to end a scene like this when

16:19

no one wants to leave the party. Scene

16:23

too comes to us. Yeah,

16:30

it doesn't matter. The horse

16:32

doesn't matter. I don't

16:36

women horses. I

16:38

was just trying to cast a movie and

16:41

Joey made it about a horse's

16:43

guy. I don't know if that's what happened. Okay,

16:45

I missed under This

16:48

is the guy's gonna scene

16:54

too comes from Sarah, who rode Hi, everyone,

16:57

I admit I resisted your podcast. Mkevin's

16:59

ads wore me down, needless? What what

17:01

ads of wearing people down? Needless to say?

17:04

I love it. It makes me think of the

17:06

old radio shows. Allah the Mercury Theater.

17:11

From the last segment, Orson

17:16

Wells is spinning. If he could

17:18

horsen Wells wait

17:20

for it. Anyway, I have seen

17:22

suggestion for you all. I started a new job

17:25

as an admissions officer

17:27

and about to travel on my first international

17:30

recruiting event. I'd love to get a peek

17:32

at what to expect being an admission's

17:35

neophyte as this crazy

17:37

admissions recruitment season gets

17:39

started. Thanks to keep the episodes coming,

17:41

Sarah in Brooklyn. Now, I looked

17:43

up admissions officer because I was

17:46

a little confused, to make

17:48

sure we all knew they work for an institution

17:50

of higher education to recruit new students

17:52

from a variety of venues. Alright,

17:56

great, so I got free pins, I got

17:58

free hats, pre sure anything you want, and uh,

18:01

you know, so like the university itself is

18:03

if just if you take a pen, just hang

18:06

on for a second, what's the teacher student ratio?

18:08

The teacher student ratio right now? Is that we got

18:10

about let's say out of ten that there's ten teachers. Team

18:14

there there can be if you can, you can start it, no

18:16

problem. So there's ten teachers,

18:19

there's there's students. Out of the ten. If

18:21

there's ten teachers. Well,

18:23

if there's ten team,

18:26

you did you talk to the other woman because that an

18:28

other woman also were talking about a ski team? Did

18:31

you leave or and the only woman? All

18:34

right, well, if there's teacher,

18:38

well you can start it. If you want, you

18:40

can start. And so there's college

18:43

Oh well no one, no one's too old.

18:45

For college. So if there's ten, if there's my

18:48

whole life now, well, well you

18:51

got a I got a family. Here, you can take

18:53

the online courses. There's online courses. And

18:55

why do you keep saying if there's ten teachers, are

18:57

there ten teachers? Well, there's there's more than there's

18:59

more than ten. I'm just trying to make it a

19:01

number that you would for every ten teachers. Usually

19:04

it's for every one teacher. There's how many students

19:07

exactly, But you did the right shows a little differently

19:09

though, I just add a zero. So let's

19:11

sell ten teachers. There's how many students. Well let's let's

19:14

how many students pretend teachers. So

19:18

there's ten teachers, just like there's

19:20

anywhere between. Hey, folks will be with you

19:23

again in Justinmnick, Larry, can I talk you

19:25

for a second. Do need

19:27

more buttons? More moons? I need you to come

19:30

down that scenario where you just

19:32

settled down. Oh my god, you have a lot of

19:34

questions. You have no answer. I have no

19:36

I know what I'm doing here. Let's put your back in the floor.

19:39

Hello. Question,

19:42

if I was to go to online university,

19:44

is it a college or university? And is it

19:46

accredited and pretend teachers. How

19:48

many students are there? And are there janitorial

19:51

staff or is that something I'd have to look into online?

19:54

Isn't accredited? Let's start there. Yes

19:56

it is. Okay, we have credits. You don't

19:59

even have iris, you just have pupils.

20:01

Yep, my eyes have been dilated for a long time. Thank

20:04

you to thank you to mcclusk

20:06

University. They helped me remove that and

20:08

focus. So we have accreditation.

20:11

There are janitors, uh and and and

20:14

Okay, let me help you out with these guys

20:16

here. It's a great job you're doing

20:18

over here, Terry, do need more pins? We

20:20

we got enough? How many

20:23

servants? So you've

20:26

done enough? And I feel like you're losing

20:29

people here, So let me just show you

20:31

how this little conversation. What are

20:33

the most popular majors at McCluskey, Well,

20:35

engineering, bioengineering,

20:40

uh, making mustard. Really,

20:43

honestly, you should let me handle this and just follow

20:45

along like a shadow situation. The computer sciences

20:48

program. Absolutely, it's one of the most prestigious

20:50

computer science programs. That was kind o woman

20:52

that was talking about the ski ski team. This is

20:54

my first time at the Boo. I

20:57

am so sorry, just to calm down for a

20:59

second. In a wheelchair. You can't

21:01

ski in a wheelchair with an attitude like that.

21:05

I'm getting out of here. N

21:07

miss listen,

21:09

you are ruining our chances of having

21:11

a full staff

21:14

of students. You're sexually can ski in a wheelchair?

21:16

Should I tell her? Yeah? I take

21:18

some of these pins. Take some of these pins. Don't

21:23

careful. These pins are sharp. Okay,

21:26

you just you just pricked that person's hands all

21:28

over the place. I just wonder I want to know about mcclisk

21:30

University or more of the university.

21:33

I have wonder if you're a saboteur from some

21:35

other school. I'm not, I'm not. I love this school.

21:38

We're sending you in this weekend for

21:41

what? What do you think we

21:43

got to sink? Mclusk Are

21:46

they doing that them damn selves? Have

21:49

you seen their student a teacher to teacher to student

21:51

ratio? No, it's

21:55

competitive, to say the least. We need

21:57

you to go in there with the buttons. Oh

21:59

ship, you set your shirt. You

22:02

set your shirt, Troy.

22:05

But nonetheless, I have a feeling that you're trying

22:07

to lose people because they are leaving here, like

22:10

we've got a sea food

22:12

grading in a restaurant. No, I

22:16

wouldn't talk to me. Okay, how

22:19

do to go to college? Here? Oh, that's a every

22:22

capasture as I take it. Just to go to culture,

22:24

well with an application and

22:27

take it, but I don't test.

22:29

Well, yeah, well we'll take you. Yes,

22:32

you're in wait you well,

22:35

we're gonna have some paper. That's

22:38

fine, that's fine. Alright,

22:41

agent, let me talk you through your your gear

22:43

here. So you're going to have you're

22:46

going to have hats, pains brochures.

22:48

But look at the pin. Open it up.

22:51

It's uh, it'll prick them

22:54

with a small abounds of of

22:57

a lethal device which will put them on down.

22:59

Which nanotechnology I'm talking

23:01

about nano techs. We're gonna prick a student

23:03

and those nano butts are gonna go into their body

23:05

and start eating away with their bones structures. How't

23:08

you tell you? Can? We come over the list

23:10

of just a little inventory

23:12

if you don't mind some of the items that

23:14

you'll be providing to the agents. We wer

23:17

hats, well, pins, if I

23:19

may, you list them

23:21

very quickly. The hats, for

23:24

example, are you quite certain

23:26

what the hats can do for the agents? Yeah?

23:30

You know, like like a Bluefields

23:32

hit. Right, you

23:34

know job tossed

23:37

the hat and that's what I mean our job.

23:39

Yeah. I

23:41

hate to interrupt you guys, but you're saying you're going

23:43

to be giving other people deadly

23:45

weapons. The agent is

23:48

going to be handing out deadly weapons.

23:50

That is the thing. Ideally, know these

23:52

are these are at the booth with the agent

23:55

so he can fits.

23:59

I'll take one, take a creak

24:02

like a few of these, yes, please take them.

24:04

You are going way over budget. You you need to have

24:06

conversations with these people before you start

24:08

giving freak things getting things

24:10

away? Did you give things away?

24:13

Did most of it? We need more pins il

24:15

a pen Just wait a second,

24:18

you know what you know? Here's pin

24:20

offs of your shirt? You

24:22

prick me? You can have this? Why

24:25

not? Fun? I need I need a recall.

24:27

I need a recall it. Who

24:29

are you talking to? The gonna

24:33

eat my bones? What are

24:36

you doing? Shut them

24:38

eating? What's happening?

24:41

I'm not sure, I'm not sure. I'm

24:44

gonna he's

24:47

pink out the mouth. He's a little pile, Oh

24:49

my god, a little pile of which shoes

24:52

under it? Well, this doesn't usually melted

24:54

shoes. Those are three shoes.

24:57

I'm going to have to close the

24:59

booth for a minute, but if you want, you can

25:01

go onto the online registration and get any

25:04

information. I'm too old to

25:06

college. Step up to Tim's University

25:09

and sign up for a seventy five

25:11

thousand dollars scholarship. Can

25:14

I help anybody at all? Tim's

25:16

University? Hey Tim, I'm sorry

25:18

to do this, but we're gonna we're

25:21

gonna have to shutter the booth. Why

25:23

well, it's it's just you, right,

25:26

Yeah, you're in a centric billionaire giving

25:28

people seventy five dollars to come hang out

25:30

at your mansion and teach them what I imagine

25:32

is what from the brochure looks like fencing

25:35

swimming. It's great that you understood the breakdown

25:37

of the brochure. I don't understand what the problem is. And

25:39

who are you again that you can shutter my booth. I'm

25:42

Tom Harmer. I'm the gentleman who's running

25:44

the convention space hammer. This is the booth you

25:46

want me to shut her? Yeah, so this

25:49

has already been decided. It looks yes, sir. I

25:51

can't defend myself and I can't explain

25:53

why I'm doing what you could bring him to court.

25:56

What the hell are you? Sorry? I'm sorry.

25:58

I shouldn't have mentioned the Mr

26:01

Hammer. Mr Hammer, I'm from McCluskey

26:03

University, and look, I'm going to melt.

26:06

My aid just melted. If you could send to I

26:09

can't feel I gotta find a lawyer. I'm sorry.

26:11

I shouldn't have said the coil. He's

26:13

a billionaire. He's gonna drown me. Maybe

26:16

you want to come to the university. Would

26:18

you like to teach a course? Uh? Starting

26:20

salary six hundred thousand dollars a year. Really

26:25

you could bring your own assistant. She starts at

26:27

two. Wow, this

26:29

is a great teacher student ratio. It's just me and you. Yeah,

26:32

yeah, so one to one to

26:34

ten if you had a zero.

26:37

I'd also like to think of myself as part of the ratio

26:40

and his assistant to one.

26:42

Yeah. So we're really just getting okay,

26:45

can we get through this? Because I have fencing in yeah,

26:48

you know what, let's just call it. Let's

26:50

just say today was just the meet and greet. I

26:52

gave you the syllabus, right, so I'm

26:55

all dressed in my fencing gear. Am I not needed

26:57

anymore to help teach? Well? This

27:00

isn't fencing, this is this is construction

27:02

with the mind. So we teach you how to build objects

27:04

in your head and then if you want to do that. Okay,

27:06

so that shot you administered to me, that was the syllabus.

27:09

Yes, so inside there are

27:11

floating small pieces of paper, so

27:16

they're in my blood stream. Now, okay, so

27:18

you should innately know the schedule.

27:21

Okay, okay, are these

27:23

autobots or what are they? No? Nano,

27:25

it's nanotechnology. Floating

27:29

paper will be assembled in your mind in

27:31

time. Why have you come into

27:34

today? We've got your medical

27:37

information that we need. But what are the symptoms

27:39

that you're feeling? Um? First

27:42

of all, I'm thinking about paper a lot. Um.

27:45

I'm more more than normal, more way

27:48

more than normal. So I don't know whire to

27:50

this. How often would you think about paper? Rarely?

27:53

Rarely would I consciously think about it? Like occasionally

27:55

if like I ran out, Hey babe, what you think about

27:58

paper? Again? I

28:03

think you need to talk to somebody. I'm not going to go to

28:05

the dark. You need to go to the door. You never go to

28:07

the doctor, right, I

28:09

guess it is time for a check up? Paper?

28:12

Stop? What's stop saying? That. What

28:15

did I freaking legal

28:17

pad the

28:19

doctor. Okay, so

28:22

my wife made me right and we thank

28:24

her for that. Um, well,

28:26

i'll tell you what. We're gonna take a little bloody

28:29

and we'll just run some time. I've never seen a fucking

28:31

report like this. I mean, what's your blood

28:33

samples? But it's what are you saying? It's construction

28:36

paper? The blood

28:38

is construction paper. That's hilarious, But

28:40

seriously, what are you saying. I don't make jokes, No,

28:43

you don't. The blood is construction

28:45

paper. You're saying you're seeing construction paper

28:48

within the blood. The blood is construction

28:50

paper. It's I'm sorry, the

28:53

look at this. Look I'm gonna look look at this that

28:55

should be pouring out there. No, I had to unfold

28:57

it. That is blood, that is on taste

29:00

blood. Are you sure you didn't switch samples

29:02

of some kind and someone gave you a vial

29:05

full of construction that's

29:07

what happened. No, this is blood, that's

29:09

construction paper. Okay, then you're fine

29:11

with this being possible. Okay, So the diagnosis

29:14

is, well, it's

29:16

tricky. It's one we've not seen

29:18

before. Um, it's no surprise

29:21

to us. While you've been thinking about

29:23

paper more than usual. It

29:26

seems someone injected

29:28

you with you

29:30

know, it was impossible. I left this off my

29:32

medical history. But like two weeks two

29:34

weeks ago, I was attending a college

29:37

at an eccentric billionaire's house because

29:39

I wanted to study fencing and swimming. I

29:42

sat in university. Yeah, Tim's verse.

29:44

I see the commercials all the time.

29:46

I know that great commercial budget on

29:48

those commercials. Do you like to swim?

29:52

Do you love to fence? Are

29:55

you looking for an accredited university

29:57

with an amazing ratio? Huh?

30:01

Call now, I'm

30:03

Tim, that's crazy. Do

30:05

you see that guy, the guy from horse Cock in that commercial

30:09

that? Hey

30:12

man, why were you just talking back to the TV

30:14

when the commercials on were

30:17

just answering? Like those were real questions?

30:19

Were there a question? Real?

30:22

Right? Yeah? Who would you go to this guy's

30:25

university? Anyway? Dollars?

30:29

You wait a second? What? Yeh

30:32

me? Are you guys smoking

30:34

weed in your door? Yeah? You're

30:37

not supposed to smoke weed, Samson?

30:40

So what open the door? Why?

30:43

Because you're in big trouble. We've

30:45

already told you we're smoking weed. What do you want

30:47

from inside? Yeah?

30:50

Fuck a horse I'm

30:54

not stop smoking that week.

30:56

Okay, we're stopping now. Jesus,

31:00

what the hell is so funny

31:02

that it's a ponzi

31:04

scheme? They wouldn't do it. I want to Let's

31:07

let us go online just for a goof sign up

31:09

and get out of here and go to Tim's University. Yeah,

31:15

absolutely so there could

31:18

be fish. What else? Uh?

31:20

Well, they just said, yeah,

31:23

the commercial you were talking to had

31:26

fishing's fencing. She said

31:29

that I get a suit, a suit. She didn't

31:31

say that. I'm pretty sure. Let's

31:33

pull it up online Tim's

31:37

University. Okay, here we go. Fencing.

31:41

Yeah. Uh, blood

31:44

transfusions. What's that

31:46

about, babe? They gave me

31:48

one week? Wait, what do you mean

31:51

paper? Well it's

31:54

still happening. Well, I know they

31:56

can't do anything about it. They

31:59

tried to get in with scissors. But you're

32:03

here. Have this paper glue.

32:06

Drink the glue. Drink the glue. I

32:09

don't know what I'm doing, it's

32:11

just sort of my intuition. Press

32:14

you come back. Are

32:17

you even in there? Glue

32:22

glue? I need a doctor, a

32:24

doctor paper glue. Hello,

32:27

construction. You're

32:29

probably wondering why you are here

32:31

to let me introduce you to the other two

32:33

people in the room. Paper, This

32:37

gentleman across from you, I

32:39

was a happy family man living

32:42

in Pittsburgh, and then we

32:44

injected him with small, tiny

32:47

scissors meat scissors.

32:49

Oh no, this guy can kick my ass.

32:54

This gentleman on your left, you

32:58

can. Really, he has

33:00

been turned into wrong.

33:02

I'm not scared of that guy at all. Would

33:04

you like to play a game. Let's play a

33:07

game. Shall we kill me?

33:10

I'm afraid get quick? You

33:13

for an extent a billionaire. He's

33:15

in the mood for school yard fun.

33:18

That's where you wanted the

33:20

picture. You want to play Settlers

33:22

of Catan or something like that, or Lowsey.

33:25

Really that close start. It

33:27

was being friendly. It's

33:30

not close too

33:32

dry rocks not happy. I don't know if you've

33:35

noticed, says, just stop banging on rock. It's

33:37

not gonna happen, paper,

33:39

Paper, Yes, now

33:43

to compete my

33:46

assistant tonight. I'm not the assistant

33:48

to play my wife. I love to call my

33:50

assistant. Will you play Rochambo? Are

33:53

you familiar with this game? No? Well,

33:55

watch you're

34:01

on the same page and

34:04

going up. He didn't make enough scissor

34:06

try it again. I

34:11

have rocked see she win? Would

34:13

you go on go or on the last word

34:16

we go? We don't have we do it at this

34:18

point? Is we go on? Three?

34:23

We don't say. Some people say shoot, some

34:25

people do, but we just go

34:28

rock. You have a lot of question right,

34:31

But why are you in some sort of pain? Oh?

34:33

My organs or stone be

34:36

back for an eccentric billionaire to

34:39

play a little game. Hey

34:43

are you guys? Are you guys looking up Tim's

34:46

University? In there? You're not supposed

34:48

to go on the internet.

34:52

Stuck in a horse pot?

34:56

Smokers? Hey, what's going

34:58

on? Sampsons? Hey, you guys are supposed

35:00

to be using the free WiFi to go on to

35:03

other universities. Point of free

35:05

WiFi, we're not supposed to use it. You can check

35:07

your email, you can do a lot of stuff. But what

35:09

do you mean we can't look at other universities web pages

35:12

if we're paying for this. This isn't

35:14

a restricted internet, man, now

35:17

is it? China? You

35:21

guys don't want to get university anyways.

35:24

It's nothing but trouble there. You don't get a real

35:26

degree, You don't get a real education. My

35:30

dad went there. What happened? Well,

35:33

we haven't seen him since he used to be a pretty

35:35

sharp guy. But he

35:38

might have just left you did hear

35:40

how? No he didn't. He

35:43

turned to stone. What it's

35:46

true, but don't mean he turned to stone. Well

35:48

the last we heard, as he said, all of his organs

35:51

returning granted or I

35:53

think it was just regular old stone,

35:56

Like what's a normal stone?

35:58

Like? What probably is it? Course

36:01

is a crystals still stone?

36:03

But it's not like right, It's more

36:05

like it's like a rock orum and all boulder.

36:08

This university sucks. Don't we know this is a good

36:10

university? Like I didn't know between China

36:13

and Korea. This sucks. University

36:15

blows because I can't see internet in the ways

36:17

we want to. Very

36:20

are we supposed to learn if you can't use the internet?

36:22

Hey guys, guys, I just got on the ski

36:25

team and

36:28

thank you Sarah in Brooklyn. Our

36:34

final scene of the day comes from Samuel,

36:37

who wrote, you, guys make my

36:39

normal day to day job making drugs

36:41

in a lab a lot more enjoyable

36:44

lab. Now for the suggestion.

36:46

A man with the short term memory loss

36:49

issue is trying to buy mouse

36:51

traps from a salesperson who

36:53

also has a short term memory loss

36:55

issue. Okay, ps,

36:58

keep up the great work. Don't listen to what others

37:00

are saying. James, that shirt

37:02

doesn't look bad at all on you. Thank

37:05

you, Samuel so perceptive.

37:09

Yes, so these are all for big rats, little

37:11

rats, tiny rats. These

37:13

are rat traps or mousetraps. These

37:16

I was looking for mousetraps. Uh,

37:18

yeah, these are rat traps. These are for big rats, little rats.

37:20

I'm sorry, I was looking for mouse traps. I

37:23

don't think nobody should be trapping either of them. Nobody

37:26

asked me were I

37:28

guess I'll just stay in the corner. Then hang

37:31

out by the fucking mops or whatever, hang

37:34

out all the mops todd All. Yeah,

37:36

so you were looking for rat traps. Yeah, yeah, so

37:38

we got anything you want to hear from, you

37:41

know, big rats, little rats, tiny rats, micey

37:44

rats. You know. Sorry, do you work

37:46

here? I do. I'm looking for rat traps.

37:49

Okay, yeah, we got little

37:51

rats, tiny rats. I'm

37:54

sorry. Rats have

37:57

pretty advanced societies, my

38:00

three archies. Yeah, we know that guy.

38:03

You want to kill them, well,

38:05

you are rats, trust our babies up and

38:07

outfit. Yeah

38:10

I knew that you want to kill them. Well,

38:13

I mean I have kind of an infestation

38:16

at my uh uh

38:19

what is it? Huh? You said

38:21

you have an infestation? Oh my god? Where?

38:25

I don't know? Where do you live? Where

38:27

do I liven?

38:29

Family? You know? A man rat will

38:32

carry around a small ton

38:34

of little twiggly piece of paper as

38:36

a wedding band for his entire

38:38

lot. He will marry up to three women, but

38:41

he will be faithful to them. And

38:43

with her best selling book, Rat

38:45

The History of Man and How It Connects

38:48

snoof and law lots

38:52

a little much, turn it down, and now

38:56

you're a fascination with rats,

38:59

goes. It's

39:04

got to relax. It's all right. It

39:06

looks like it looks like that's

39:09

the normal soft mouth

39:11

lifts heaven. Yeah, it looks like it in

39:13

flame for some reason, it's

39:16

not. I just can't get a zig flame back

39:18

my mouth. Right. Your tongue should

39:20

fit normally in your mouth. I got stuck

39:22

in the wrap, Tripp. And then I'll talk some mother

39:25

him. I can get a bang flame back

39:27

of my mouth, and that's all. No, I got the bigger

39:29

interview to die bad, Kevin.

39:32

I don't just read the book and you handle

39:34

this guddamn mouse thing rap. Then whatever the funk it

39:36

is or hope apartment complex

39:39

is infested. I keep trying to read

39:41

the book, and I just I'm not retaining

39:43

anything, Kevin. I just this is I don't

39:45

understand what you want to do, but you're making

39:47

me make a choice, and that is to leave. Don't

39:50

no, don't leave. I love you. I love you, Kevin,

39:52

but I can't live here. What's

39:54

wrong with it? It's infested with rat Oh

39:57

my god, really, don't funk with me.

39:59

I'm not working with you, Kevin. Please,

40:02

so you know whether it's gonna be some kind of book or something

40:05

snoof a long you have? You know what. I'm living

40:07

with my mom. I'm gonna go with my mom. I'm sorry. I cannot

40:09

be here, Kevin. I cannot do this. I

40:11

can't. Who are you again? Oh my

40:14

god? What

40:16

happened? Why? Why did you leave? Well? He just

40:19

thank you for the tea. It's it's just he just

40:21

told you he's a piece of ship. Dad, Stop

40:24

James. It's if he just doesn't

40:27

he just doesn't listen or something

40:30

I mean or something I don't know. He just like

40:33

maybe that's something is sexy.

40:35

Are providing him enough happiness? Oh my God,

40:37

Mom, we've talked about this. Does he have and

40:40

it's it's not like that. I don't have to just have sex

40:42

with him so he likes me. Okay, do it?

40:45

Mama? Oh my sweetheart.

40:49

Good. Not while I'm

40:51

in the room. You should have these discussions

40:53

with your daughter when I'm not here. I have

40:55

had these discussions and you didn't get

40:57

it. The dad, I'm

41:00

I'm sorry. This isn't a conversation we should have.

41:03

Ring. I don't know if

41:05

I should answer it. Well, maybe the door ring

41:08

ring, the door, phone, phone ring, phone

41:11

ring, Hello,

41:14

Hello, babe,

41:17

it's Kevin. Hey, I'm

41:20

I'm outside. I don't

41:22

want to talk to I'm knocking on the door right now.

41:24

Don't want to talk to you right now. I'm going to get the door.

41:26

Oh Kevin,

41:30

Hi, Yes,

41:34

what do you want? Why are you here? What are

41:39

you here for? Why are you here? Me?

41:41

This is my house. I have this

41:43

rat book. Okay, you know how

41:45

I got it. But I have

41:48

a sales receipt and Debbie

41:50

told us there's a rap problem in the apartment. Who's that

41:53

your girlfriend? Our daughter, Debbie.

41:56

Yes, I'm sorry, I'm on the phone with her now, Babe. Why

41:58

did you call me, you call with me,

42:01

Okay, I'm hanging up. Uh,

42:04

she's in the other room. Do you want coming,

42:07

Kevin? I have a question for you. Are

42:10

you dissatisfied with the relationship? No?

42:13

I love her. I couldn't be more happy. Okay,

42:15

So she's providing you with everything you need. Getchez

42:19

what. I'm sorry, this is

42:21

not so. I

42:24

just wanted to call you guys in. Is

42:27

there more cheese or no? That's the full

42:29

amount of cheese we have. That's the full amount

42:31

of cheese we have. Rats. Uh

42:34

as your cousin, I'm

42:36

disturbed. Your

42:39

Christina. We what we

42:41

have is on the plate, Debby, what we have

42:43

is on the plate. Okay, listen,

42:47

Tomorrow the whole family is going to get together. Okay.

42:49

And I wanted to be nice. I don't know if

42:51

you can't bring your boyfriend, if you guys are gonna be fighting, If

42:54

you're not, it's fine. But what cannot

42:56

happen again is talking about ustard

43:00

is a spice mustard. It's mustard,

43:03

it's stone ground. Some people

43:05

think it has a little kick to it, but it's not a spicy

43:07

mustard. You can't be talking about obscene

43:09

sex in front of everyone. You're talking about

43:11

this. It's not okay. No

43:14

your say something wrong with you healthy?

43:16

No, Louise, there is something wrong with you. Jennifer,

43:19

Stop Jennifer, don't do that to my mom. Your

43:22

mom is telling people they can't be in relationships

43:24

unless they're providing horrible services.

43:28

Relationship we have. Have

43:30

you seen them? I don't. I don't see a great relationship

43:33

for me. I do too much

43:36

for You're dating a fucking rat. Okay, I'm

43:38

not dating around. You're dating a rap.

43:40

I'm not dating a rat. I'm married

43:43

to a round. But whatever her

43:45

around, Well, this is going to be, but

43:47

it's not impossible. Slecing.

43:50

Chapter four, Ross just rot

43:53

started chim in there. Just for the audiobooks,

43:56

we got a little bit of it. So what

43:58

happens with the rustler talking? Your

44:01

tongue is getting huge and just yeah

44:05

I did. I

44:07

can come in the morrow for the it

44:10

today. I don't know if I'm the

44:12

rat. Tap was not time this bit.

44:15

It's all good, but we just gotta get it today. Okay,

44:17

I'm you got on the ice like this

44:20

thing down? Yeah, I can

44:22

put the A C out in the room. Put your tongue next to the A

44:24

C Kevin,

44:30

do you mind sitting down in my office with me? I

44:34

got you this tattoo gun? Cool?

44:38

Yeah, I think so too. I think it's going to help a lot

44:40

with your relationship and generally your memory. What

44:43

relationship. Well, let me just

44:45

start this first one, and

44:48

we're gonna write Debbie on your

44:50

arm. Is this my tattoo gun or yours?

44:53

Well, it's gonna be your, Well,

44:55

it was mine. I used

44:57

to do a lot of prison tats, but I don't need it anymore,

45:00

Kevin, So this is my daughter's name.

45:03

And then yeah, so it's

45:06

right there now you've always got it. So anything

45:08

you need to remember, all those things I forget.

45:11

Yes, we will tattoo on me, not you.

45:15

I'm starting you off on the right floor, a tattoo

45:17

myself. I am not always going to be

45:19

there with you. I'm just your father. You just have

45:21

all these tattoos of you on there, just your

45:24

faith everywhere on your body. I

45:26

know it's to remind me of who I am. That's

45:28

way I never need to look in a mirror, Kevin,

45:31

I love you? Who are you? What I'm

45:34

Debbie? Look at your forearm, covered

45:37

it over with a picture of yourself. Kevin,

45:41

I'm Kevin Kevin family.

45:47

If you're doing if

45:52

you excuse me, I'm listening to this audio book.

45:55

I'm going to my mom's. I can't, I can't,

45:58

I am I can act all right? Yeah,

46:05

yes, I was imagining that rattled

46:07

love. I can't in

46:10

the mary a right. That's like

46:13

leaving the rods to give them a little bit of a

46:15

little like a trusted

46:17

to the get on the trusted time,

46:20

accept the trust you

46:23

Roddy. What are you doing here? It's

46:26

two in the morning. I know I was going to sleep outside

46:28

when I saw the light on. Maybe you should

46:31

come back in the morning. Morning. You're

46:33

asking me to leave, daddy, you can. I

46:36

don't care my week mama, but I'm just gonna sleep

46:38

in the two in the morning. Why

46:40

are you up? Because you're knocked

46:42

on the door? Well by accident

46:45

and my head slipped. Look you know what, I

46:47

forget it? Okay, fine, fine, fine, come

46:49

inside. What's going on? You woke

46:51

your mother on it's happening. It's so late.

46:54

What time is that? It's two in the morning.

46:56

Oh my god, I left Kevin. You

46:58

left Cavin? Oh my god? Either tattoo

47:00

all over his body? Tattoo?

47:04

How did he get started with tattoo? What?

47:08

How did that happen? I don't know. He

47:11

didn't say who gave it to him. He didn't remember. No.

47:14

God, well, I guess we'll never know. Good.

47:17

I'm just so scared. And then I found

47:19

all these rat pellet droppings everywhere,

47:21

and I think, Honey, maybe it's just not the

47:24

one. I know you were

47:26

so close, but he kept forgetting

47:28

everything. It's just so hard it

47:32

is. Look at you. Oh

47:35

my god. You know what. We're going to

47:37

go to the retreat. That's a family again.

47:40

Okay, we're going to work on your

47:43

sexy families. Unite. Everybody

47:45

getting I will touch each other.

47:47

It's fine. What

47:50

do you need to give your partner everything?

47:53

Everything? Honey jumped

47:57

right ahead. There. We've got a few returning

48:00

champs from our Sexy Family run

48:02

funds, and we're gonna

48:04

be screening Horsecock tonight, so our

48:07

favorite. Anybody grab your popcorn

48:09

bucket that has a hole in the bottom turk.

48:14

Yeah, sorry to pull you aside um, Debbie.

48:17

I don't know if you remember me, do Yeah?

48:19

I was in There've got a great memory. Oh

48:23

my god, that's fantastic.

48:26

I love memory. I think memory is

48:28

hot. Are you going to the Dirty Sanchez

48:30

Workshop at five o'clock? Well,

48:33

I was thinking about it. I didn't have anyone to

48:35

go with. Well, it's full, but I bought

48:37

two spots. Oh oh

48:39

well, then whoever you're taking must be really lucky.

48:41

Whoever I'm taking, Yeah, her

48:43

name is Debbie. Oh she must be really

48:46

nice. I mean you what, Yeah,

48:49

I would love to go and check out this stat that I just

48:51

got. Oh my god, that's a picture

48:54

of other people. Yeah, that's right.

48:56

Their faces aren't filled in, so you

48:58

have an opportunity to don't know who they're

49:00

going to be, but they could be me and you. Oh my

49:02

god, I would I would

49:05

love that. I'm so happy they're

49:07

showing horse cocks tonight. Haven't seen it too. I haven't

49:09

seen the entire franchise. It's crazy.

49:12

Oh yeah, they're gonna show the whole trilogies. Yeah, I

49:14

know. Do you guys know which way the Crusty Cowboy Workshop

49:16

is? Um? I think it's right

49:19

by the Saddle Ranch. Um

49:23

anyway, Um, yeah, I'll

49:26

see you at six o'clock for the Sanchez

49:28

Workshop. It's at five o'clock. I

49:30

forgot I

49:36

remembered m um.

49:40

Do you want My dad brought his jaguar.

49:43

Do you just want to get out of here and just go into the city. He's

49:45

got a big cat. Yeah,

49:49

let's right into the city. Yes,

49:53

I would like a table for two two

49:55

people? Two people? Did

50:00

you make a reservation? Um? We didn't. Is

50:03

there a problem? Yeah, they

50:05

just want a table for two people, but they didn't make it. There

50:08

isn't a problem. I'm just doing the math. Here are two

50:10

people, no reservation,

50:14

no reservations. Oh well,

50:17

that's two different things, sir. Can you pull

50:19

that shirt up? We'll do anything,

50:22

sir, she asked nicely, to pull

50:24

your shirt up. It's a scoopa neck. It's too low. No,

50:27

no, not that cover your

50:29

breasts, sir, like

50:32

I'm proud of the breast that I have. Oh god, that's

50:34

hot. Yeah, right this way, I've got a booth

50:37

for you. Oh my god, is that snoop

50:39

phone? That is she's

50:42

huge. Oh my god, they

50:45

got as schwa my right

50:48

friend with a lobervation. I'll

50:51

have a sleisure salad with

50:53

the cob salad on top. Oh

50:56

my god, she's dining with a rat. It's

50:58

her husband. That's

51:01

her husband's her husband? Really? Yes,

51:03

you didn't see any thing in e I

51:07

did very well.

51:11

You're looking at my husband. Sorry,

51:13

we're we're just big fans. We don't

51:16

mean to bother you. I'm not bothered. This

51:19

is my happy great to see you. Good

51:21

to see you, too, Good to see you, y'all a couple.

51:24

Yeah like rats, yeahs,

51:31

I'm rolling in all your book

51:33

money. My god, thank

51:36

you so much, Thank you so much. You're

51:39

so welcome. It's gonna be weird now because

51:41

they're sitting so close to me. I guess well,

51:43

we'll all to sit together. This was my husband,

51:46

what's his name, little Jia himself.

51:50

Nice to meet you. I'm Dirk. He's

51:54

a cut up. Shut

51:58

up, shut up? Can

52:00

I ask you how you The two of you make

52:02

it work a lot out contact,

52:05

um, snacks together. I

52:08

don't ever kill his family. Those

52:11

are the big things that make it work for us. Communication,

52:13

never got bad. Angry, Yeah, that's I get

52:16

that, all right. Who had the apple TEENI okay,

52:21

he drinks like a little sixily, but I love

52:23

them. And you had

52:25

long onland I enjoy.

52:28

Let me know if there's anything else, like, well,

52:31

we don't want to bother each one. Say high. And it was a

52:33

pleasure of meeting total pleasure.

52:36

Total pleasure is absolutely

52:38

right. Um,

52:40

just so you know, Snuff has said that she'd pick up

52:42

our tap, so yes,

52:45

but I'll need to hear that from her. Um

52:48

Snuff. Oh

52:51

no, oh

52:53

god, the rats eating her? Oh

52:56

god, oh

52:59

god, it's your eyes out. Oh my god,

53:01

oh my god. Say

53:05

you'll pay for our dinner? Who

53:09

did the rat ever actually eat? Again?

53:11

Or just a little snoof on the

53:13

side? Turne in next time. That's

53:18

our Let's

53:20

go around and thank all of our Alcolm is James,

53:23

Hey, thanks for listening. Guys,

53:26

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53:39

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53:43

right, Did

53:45

I do this right? Kevin? You're doing so

53:48

well? And is this shirt really as good as it? Yeah?

53:50

As good as Samuel thinks it is. Yeah, I think

53:52

so. Thank god. Joey Greer,

53:56

thanks so much for being here. A pleasure to be here.

53:58

I just want to say everybody. Uh, I

54:00

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