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first letter comes from Chris Peters.

1:01

Hello, Kevin and the merry band

1:03

of Alchemists. I'm laughing my ass off

1:05

at Alchemy. There's so thank you for that. I

1:08

absolutely love that you let the bits go on

1:10

past their natural lives and

1:13

yet they're still funny. I

1:16

have a thought of a scene if I may, Yes,

1:19

apparently you may. A group of strangers

1:21

get trapped on our hospital elevator. Each

1:23

of them has a malady that

1:26

cannot be ignored. Break a leg,

1:28

and thank you all for your talent and willingness to

1:30

be way way out there from

1:32

Crisp. Well the

1:34

door, could you push seven place? Hold the door.

1:37

You have to make room for this. It's just fluid,

1:39

but I don't want anyone to brush up against it because it

1:41

could burst the door. Yeah,

1:44

we're holding the doorbell. He's still

1:46

running down the hall. He's only looking

1:48

like he's running it. I need to get to the third floor.

1:51

We're holding the door, sir, see you mind

1:53

what's happening? Hurry up, police the door.

1:55

You're gonna be draining this today. I have a drainage

1:58

appointment. I think he's just running

2:00

in place close to the the door. Just close the door,

2:02

the door. I think that's

2:04

his bit. I think the

2:07

floor he's getting closer. You

2:11

three please, o twins. He

2:17

is getting closet door. Okay,

2:19

I'm tapping that. I don't think this close door button

2:21

works? All right? You made it? Thanks? What's

2:23

floor. Can we get you take the stairs?

2:26

Excuse me? Wait? What? No, come here,

2:28

start, come back over here? Sirs?

2:31

What a gag? Um? So we're gonna

2:33

keep going past that natural ending?

2:39

Yeah? All right, yes

2:41

we are. Uh what's

2:44

in the bag? Man? You can't ask

2:46

me that? Well? Okay, thank

2:48

you? Some supplies

2:51

I need? Sure you may have noticed

2:53

the large fluid growth on my back. I

2:56

saw you looking at it. Anybody for Florida?

2:59

Did anybody floor to the door.

3:04

He's up the stairwell. No, he's

3:06

not running. We need we

3:08

have to tell people. Thank

3:12

god, my floor is next. I couldn't

3:14

stay one more minute on this

3:16

element. I feel like my push

3:24

push this emergency? But is leaking?

3:26

Am I leaking? I got jostled? Am I

3:28

leaking? Remain calm? Hello,

3:31

I I gotta reported the elevator stopped, stopped,

3:34

stopped? We need how king?

3:36

Lady? Is everyone? Okay? She says

3:39

she's leaking. I'm worried. I'm concerned

3:42

that I'm leaking. Fire department is on their

3:44

way by the fire. I have to

3:46

make two things very clear. One

3:48

I have to pee and I will And two

3:51

I'm a smoker and I'm nervous. So

3:53

I'm lighting up here.

3:57

This might be my last cigarette. Do not know the

3:59

state laws about smoking cigarette?

4:05

That was incredible. How do you know that we

4:07

don't have asthma? I do

4:09

have asthma and I know it. That's why I'm here.

4:11

I don't care about the two of you. That was his last

4:13

cigarette. I hoped it was

4:16

your last cigarette before I ate it. Now

4:21

I'm going to get very agitated, very

4:23

soon joined the club. Honey, I'm

4:25

still peeing in this corner. Please don't.

4:28

It's smelling here and I already have a hard time

4:30

breathing. I made it very clear. I don't care about you.

4:32

Okay, I need to get to the third floor to get

4:34

my inhaler. I'm also going to the third floor.

4:37

I'm also going to the third floor. I'm also

4:39

going to the third I'm going to the seventh

4:41

floor. And uh, I'm I'm

4:44

I'm getting my like I'm getting SNIPPs.

4:47

I'm here to get SNIPPs. Oh my god, anybody

4:50

get everybody had that snipping thing? Yet you

4:52

don't get to ask those weird questions why I'm

4:55

just I'm looking for little heads up. What I'm looking

4:57

forward to just checking out? I

5:00

need this guy all right, Okay, I'm gonna

5:02

I'm gonna gonna do the repressive thing.

5:06

But I'm

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not much of a conspiracy theorist. That's

5:11

what conspiracy theorists say. But I

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think that's the same guy that was doing the hold

5:15

the door gag. I think this is karma. I

5:17

pushed the button to close, and I even guided the doors

5:19

closed. The only thing I can do this, I'm gonna

5:21

have to push this all the way to the top floor. Guy that's

5:23

gonna come down, let me guess we should hold

5:25

the door. The doors are

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all closed, I know, but it's the guy.

5:30

All right, So do you feel the elevator? Moment is

5:32

gonna go right to the top floor? Right, We don't feel

5:34

it moving. Girls on my back is full

5:36

of fluid. Should the fluid burst? Everyone,

5:39

do not touch it. Do not touch the fluid.

5:41

Gross, I'm just gonna get snipped.

5:44

Do you think the five of us were put together

5:46

in this elevator for some kind of purpose?

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What would the purpose be? I don't know. But we

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all have different maladies. Much

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of a conspiracy theory, everyone, Let's go around

5:55

talk about the maladies first. You don't get what

5:59

come out. Let's get to know what you would be here for a couple of seconds.

6:01

Look, I'm not much of a conspiracy there's right,

6:04

but I think this guy's onto something.

6:07

Somehow, the governments or

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somehow another got all of us into the room.

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What do we all know? What are we have in common?

6:14

Why were we brought here? Why were we brought here?

6:17

I'm just supposed to pick up my medication for my

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asthma. It's a usual thing

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that I do once a month, and

6:23

I waited an extra day and I don't know if it was.

6:27

I work for tax deduction company. It's

6:30

it's boring stuff. I do my taxes. Why don't

6:32

you just get your inhaler sent to your home. I

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used to do that, but they have a seven dollar charge.

6:37

So I just come by a work next door. I

6:39

don't want to say the name of the company, but I worked next door.

6:42

It's Farming Dale's Insurance, Farmingdale

6:44

Farmingdales, Farming Dales, Farmer

6:47

Farmer, high

6:52

Hold, the dairrel farmer. And

6:54

so you actually worked for the dairy my

6:57

yeah, well no, it's farm and dairy and background.

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Well, my family's from Dario, Idaho.

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Okay, we're getting somewhere leaky

7:05

lady. What's your I'm not leaking yet. I

7:08

was concerned I was leaking. All right? What did

7:10

your name? I won't call you. My name is

7:12

Tish, alright, Tis. I have

7:14

a growth on my back. We understand that it's

7:16

gotten out of control. It's

7:18

totally fine. I'm getting a drain today. It's

7:21

moist

7:21

happy. What

7:24

do I do for a living? What do I look like I do

7:26

for a living? Read my shirt? She's

7:28

a banker. Look at

7:31

that banks insurance. This sounds

7:33

like government to me. Why is have

7:35

you just? Have you thought about given the growth a name?

7:38

Sometimes that helps me. It's not a person.

7:40

It's fluid. You don't get to ask the type of questions.

7:42

It's not a pet. It's not a person. It's uncomfortable.

7:45

What do you do for a living? What's your name? My

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name is Rufus dement and I'm unemployed,

7:50

unemployed? What are you here for? Rufe

7:53

I'm getting my malady diagnosed. I

7:55

have all kind of symptoms like hives,

7:59

running no got it, running mouth, lung

8:03

compression. Rufus is

8:06

that your name? Huh? Weird

8:08

name. It's a family

8:10

name. All right. We gotta figure out why we're all here.

8:12

If you guys, don't mind. I need to lay down because if I'm

8:14

standing up, it's hard laying it. Hit here.

8:19

I gotta open up the door a little bit. Please

8:21

do alright. I can

8:23

see his finger. It's the guy. Alright, what says

8:26

wait for the door. It's not going to open

8:28

it. I'm gonna put some grain in here, an

8:32

brains. Hold the door. We can use the grain

8:34

to stop up. Yeah, I might know it. Just hold

8:36

the door, sounds

8:40

Why are you doing this to us? Sir? Just hold

8:42

the door. Is

8:44

anyone else in here divorced? Yes?

8:48

Yes, that's why I'm getting slipped.

8:50

Maybe that's something, rufus. Are you divorced?

8:52

Never married, never had sex?

8:56

Too much information, rufie, you're a virgin?

8:59

Yeah? Hi, what do you say? We are

9:01

chip in and get take care of that? You don't get

9:03

the ass. No, I'm not having sex. I'm

9:05

not chipping in all

9:08

the door like a Mayo

9:11

lordic kind of what's your deal? What's up

9:13

with you? Snip headed?

9:16

Yeah? Get snipped? So nobody really

9:18

have a malady per se. But I have

9:21

a situation that I need to get correct. Too many

9:23

children. I would not like to have any

9:25

more children. Do you have any children? Seven

9:28

feel you've left too big

9:30

a bioprint? What does that means?

9:33

You're just you're supposed to minimize this planets

9:35

like I last that long with that many kids? Rufus?

9:38

The begins is an R. What's your name again? It's

9:40

Ryan's Yeah? What's your

9:42

name, sir? Arthur? Okay,

9:47

Tish. If you put at R and there becomes

9:49

trash, but there's

9:51

no there's no R, but

9:53

there should be titius into a very common name. It's

9:55

actually my actual name is now

9:59

smoke. I'm not a smoker, right,

10:03

I'm smoky. Oh sorry, I feel

10:05

it pulsating. It doesn't usually pulsate.

10:07

Your name is smokey. No, I'm

10:09

a smoker. I'm just

10:11

checking everyone all right now

10:14

we're not okay. We need to get out of here. I need

10:16

to find that one malady I have. Can you get

10:18

some water to us at least? Yes, we'll get some water.

10:20

There's a prescription for an asthma and hailer that's

10:23

on the third floor. Could you have somebody sliping through the doors.

10:25

I'm not taking what's your

10:27

name, sir, I'm not taking request. What's your name?

10:30

Rimble? Ramble? How are you going

10:32

to get us out of here. Please tell us updates, something

10:34

information news, Just hold

10:36

the door. Does it not strike

10:39

anybody as odd that all

10:41

of your names to begin with the letter R. No,

10:44

it doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. Arthur

10:46

begins with the A. But it sounds like begins

10:49

with tea. And

10:51

what's your name, Anthony?

10:54

Tony? Tony? What

10:58

about your Darth faded? What was your name? The name

11:00

is right, Ryan, Ryan, Right.

11:04

I think this name thing is a dead

11:06

end. Okay, Well, I'm the only one who's trying

11:08

here. Okay, I can really go for

11:10

a small Oh, it's the water department, divorced,

11:14

it's the elevator or someone. Yea

11:18

water department, a department.

11:20

We asked for water and we didn't need the whole department.

11:23

Alright, Look, I got some water bottles outside

11:25

if you want them to open the door. We

11:28

can't open the door. Opened

11:30

the doors dying.

11:34

Hey listen, Bobby, all the guys

11:37

here at the fire station think you're

11:39

great. Um,

11:41

you don't have what it takes. We're

11:44

gonna send you to the water department. What I

11:48

can't I can't make that any clearer. You just don't

11:50

have what it takes. The

11:52

church. Alright. So here's where

11:54

all men of your age and women

11:56

of your age for that matter, have stacked

11:58

up against you physically and mentally. Here's

12:01

where you stand. Well, what is that row?

12:04

That arrow means right, it's pointing right to the water

12:06

department and the door. So

12:09

who could I just stay for a little while? You can. You can

12:11

always come by and hang out, but just for now.

12:13

One you work for the w p

12:17

D, the water Police

12:19

Department, Yes,

12:22

water Parks, water Park Police

12:24

Department. Yeah, so, uh,

12:27

I want to we get it? You

12:29

don't got it? God, I'm one of the guys.

12:31

Get out of here. What

12:34

if I like this fire up right now? Huh? What if I like

12:37

to play something? I'm

12:39

a water cop exactly. I

12:41

can put it on whatever I want. All right, let's see

12:43

it. Well, I haven't got

12:45

my stuff, but I'm a water cup. I

12:49

just want cop. Huh.

12:51

Yeah, Well, only the best and brightest

12:54

fish come in here. Show me what you got.

12:56

You got any charts? Did

12:58

they send you with charts? Showed me

13:00

everybody a child? Where's your child? And tell me

13:03

to take it? They just showed it to what did it look like

13:05

we have to work with? Here? Was like a mountain, mountain

13:09

mountains, two different

13:11

mountain colors. Oh, I

13:14

know the kind, but

13:17

not a bar. Want a regular graph, a line graph.

13:19

Look, that's pretty good. That's

13:21

pretty smart. You have a squirt

13:23

at anything before, you

13:26

haven't done it hard?

13:29

How hard you squirt?

13:31

Pretty hard? I can make paint come off walls.

13:34

That's perfect. That's good. Excuse

13:36

me, Is this where I go to report of water crime? Yeah?

13:39

Yeah, yeah, I'll take all the info w

13:41

P D H. Yeah. My neighbors

13:44

are attorney's addressed me as officer

13:47

officer. My neighbors are

13:49

running their sprinklers and it

13:52

rained a lot of wise guys.

13:54

Huh

13:56

okay, yeah, my my. I don't

13:59

think they should be running sprint because they're wasting water.

14:01

I think they're wasting little pussies, right, Yeah.

14:03

I don't want to take care of them. Look,

14:05

I just want to report it. You know what we're gonna do. We'renna

14:08

go over there, We're gonna scort the hell out of them.

14:10

Well that would be more of a waste of water. It's

14:13

really hot. Yeah, pressure,

14:17

what's your address? Um?

14:19

You know it's all right, No, no giving a driver's

14:22

license. Hey, Tommy, Tommy,

14:24

stop drinking so much of the water phone,

14:27

I'm thirsty. I'm gonna call it police on

14:29

you don't do it, Yeah, I will six

14:31

one one to w

14:33

p D. Hello, I'd like to report a

14:35

water crime. Um, there's

14:38

a jerk face at the main street

14:40

address and in right main street park?

14:42

My main street park? Ye got

14:45

a number? The

14:47

number? The address number? No, I don't know.

14:49

I'm at a park. How are you good?

14:52

Grief? Well, you're lucky. They're not

14:54

coming. We just got a report of a water crame. Everyone

14:56

jump on the dolphins. Let's it's

15:04

rufus,

15:07

rufus? What is it? I'm

15:10

not a conspiracy. Why don't we just take them out?

15:13

Why don't we just take rufus out? Excuse

15:15

me? And take me out? Excuse me?

15:18

Why wouldn't we take rufus out? We don't need

15:20

to take anyone out. No one needs to die, all right? How

15:22

about dart fan? Let's why

15:25

do you want to kill people? Stippy

15:26

just working,

15:30

hasn't moved asking

15:33

questions and get us out? All right? I did?

15:35

I didn't go to the lobby or not? Is it open? I

15:37

heard somebody say lobby that

15:40

it's just messing with us,

15:42

rufus Why are you unemployed? You

15:45

seem amazing.

15:47

Yeah, we're looking for more bankers at the bank. I

15:51

like money and I like counting its

15:54

seven times nine sixty

15:56

three. He's good, very good. That

15:59

was easy. Let's do another one four

16:01

thousand, six hundred seventy two minus eleven.

16:07

There's calculators,

16:10

not at the bank. You look sleepy, like if

16:12

I'm being honest, like I've had a troubled

16:14

life. I never knew my father. He slept

16:17

around a lot and and had a lot of babies

16:19

all over the country. Wait

16:21

a minute, this

16:24

is a crazy idea. Now I'm

16:26

not standing next to a conspiracy theorist. But

16:29

he said his father had a lot of babies all over the

16:31

country. Think about my dad? Is no

16:33

moss grew on him? He was real rolling stone?

16:35

Know what I mean? Mine too? Hold

16:39

on, does anybody have a DNA tester? Ryan's

16:41

dead? I think a

16:44

right down one.

16:47

Wait a second, what about you? What's your

16:49

father's story? I never knew

16:51

him? Oh no, um,

16:54

I think maybe if I had a guess, he probably

16:56

worked for NASA or for JFK

16:58

or something. Why would you guess that, Well,

17:00

I don't know the airport or the president

17:03

the airport. Why would you guess that

17:06

the weirdest guess who knows why people

17:09

guess things. You don't know him, and you

17:11

assume he worked for NASA.

17:14

Hold the door. Hold the door. Wait

17:16

a second, it sounds familiar. Hold

17:18

the door from my childhood and your dad.

17:21

Hold the door.

17:28

It's hid.

17:33

Can you hear us? Hello? Someone in

17:35

here is dead? Your

17:37

kids? Presumably it's going on in there's

17:39

the fire departments. Everything all right, we

17:43

thought you were dead. Oh no, I spilled

17:45

my water. I got water

17:47

all over the elevator. It's okay. I've

17:50

got pa everywhere. Somebody

17:53

report water crime. I

17:57

reported the water crime. What's the water crimes? Up?

18:00

All of my kids are stuck in this elevator. A

18:02

couple of kids. Uh huh?

18:04

You put your kids in an elevator unattended. What kind

18:06

of freak are you? Huh? I'm a

18:08

father on the run. Oh excuse

18:11

me. You can't just leave these dolphins here. This

18:13

is a hospital. They'll be fine. They can be on it

18:15

look good. They can do it for an hour and

18:18

then we soak them up and they're fine. They plump

18:20

right back up in the water. They

18:22

hump right back up. I got my

18:25

kiddy kids in the elevator, and I need to get them

18:27

out. So's now. And

18:29

you called the water police. I called anyone

18:31

I could called anyone. I work

18:33

for JFK the airport.

18:36

Yes, hump okay,

18:38

So it gives me some kind of clearance, I presume. Yeah,

18:41

you got clearance level four. What we're

18:43

gonna need is uh? I mean, we got us square guns

18:46

and there's the both of us and the dolphins.

18:49

What would you like us to do? Exactly? Get in there? And I want

18:51

I want you let my kids know that I get in there,

18:53

get in there the elevator

18:56

and do what? Let my kids in all of them?

18:59

Why don't you just let him? Here's a microphone? Oh

19:02

good on you? Hello,

19:04

who's out there? Yeah? Hello,

19:08

there's a there's a man dying. Dads

19:11

when my boys died? What?

19:14

What? Why? That was my boy? I'm your

19:16

dad, dadda dad?

19:19

How do we know you're not playing some sort of sick

19:22

trick on us? And what are all of our names?

19:24

Then? Yeah? What's

19:27

your name? Arthur? You

19:34

were busy and to Anthony

19:36

for the Organs and little

19:38

Ryan, Dad, get

19:42

us out here so we can see it. Bring bring

19:44

Ryan's body up, put him through the door, him

19:47

through the door, the toy.

19:50

If we could do that? Ryan is not

19:52

small, No he's not. Okay,

19:54

Well then I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

19:56

This is how we meet Dad. Why did you do this? I

19:58

wanted to get to know you all. Where did you do the

20:00

hold the door thing? Dad? Where's this water coming

20:03

from? Okay? Elevator is filling up? Dad,

20:05

released water and elevate. Okay,

20:08

So with swarting pretty hard that

20:11

I guess we're gonna squo it a little hard. Got

20:13

an emergency. When we got an emergency, we spored

20:15

harder. This mean I don't have a malady?

20:17

Was that all alive? You do?

20:20

Laky ladies just coming out of you?

20:24

The waters up door to google Dad?

20:29

Dad? Why dude?

20:35

And another one busted by the w

20:37

p D. Thank you so much for your service?

20:39

Oh yeah, absolutely anytime. Are you right

20:41

about these dolphins? They are plumping up right away

20:45

like a ballpark dog. Your dolphin

20:48

will plump when you're cooking. Our

20:50

next letter comes all the way from Sweden Atlas

20:54

Olsen. That's two, says Olsen. Don't

20:56

you know I enjoy your superb

20:59

show everything Thursday? She

21:02

Atlas, what do you think Atlas

21:04

is a fellas? Sure,

21:07

I'm a technician, so

21:11

there's a lot of driving involved,

21:13

and you guys keep me smiling through the early mornings

21:15

in late evenings. I would love to hear a situation where

21:18

some cavemen have been

21:20

sent forward in time and

21:22

somehow got work at an app

21:25

making company, trying their

21:27

best to fit in with their coworkers. Sincerely,

21:29

Atlas Olsen from

21:32

Sweden. Well, if it's all the

21:34

same to you guys, I think we should just keep the same

21:36

image. It doesn't have to be a flower or not,

21:38

but it just what do you mean? It doesn't have to

21:40

be a flowers bloom that the app is bloom,

21:42

so it doesn't matter it has to be a flower. Okays,

21:46

do we all agree it? Just I think

21:48

we need just some fresh ideas. I would

21:51

love some fresh ideas. Okay, Well

21:52

they a couple of you.

21:54

We haven't heard from you. Tommy. You know I

21:57

love your passion, very

21:59

very a bulldozer. Just say it, he's a bulldozer's

22:02

passion. Yes,

22:04

Tommy, would you like to say anything in front of the

22:06

group? Tommy, Yes, I would. I think you're being a little abusive,

22:08

Okay, your power grabbing.

22:11

I'm not power grabbing. Power

22:14

grabbed. You're going to present

22:16

this to the CEO later

22:18

this afternoon. I can't have you flower

22:20

pretty, take flower flower?

22:23

Wait a second, keeping you want

22:25

to flower out operating syst flower

22:29

pretty to take flour give

22:31

me flow alright, we can't actually

22:33

give you the flower.

22:36

Chunk chunk. We can't give you the flower

22:38

take flower. Oh chunk chunk is a

22:41

new suit. New suit looks

22:44

like rabbit skin. Did you make that yourself? Take the

22:46

flower out of the app.

22:48

Oh that's a great that's actually a great ideas

22:51

the flower less flower.

22:53

Well, yeah, yeah, that's nice. Maybe just a

22:55

pedal. I love pedal

22:58

represents everything. Love that? Huh?

23:00

I love that? Okay, great, let's get over into the actual

23:03

diagnosis. Thank you

23:06

for supporting that we need more unique

23:10

users. He's

23:13

got a point. Well, of course we do, and

23:16

how do we get them? ConA

23:19

developed a marketing

23:23

Conan and you've got something bring

23:28

people, people

23:30

people, it's great. Yeah we can. We

23:32

should do some community organizing, get people to

23:34

use the app for free and word of mouth spreads

23:37

around.

23:40

Maybe maybe lunch before we see

23:43

the good.

23:45

Can we please not raw

23:48

meat anymore? Can we get something else.

23:50

Let's go

23:54

ra meat

23:56

okay, tommy salad, Indian food,

24:00

island or Indian food. Yeah, we'll

24:02

pick Indian food. They say,

24:08

okay, salad, salad?

24:11

What kind would you like? Chopped?

24:13

Chopped? It's good. Bonza beans interrupt

24:15

and oh nice, okay,

24:18

got a body shorter, I'll get that bloom need

24:20

to reach mass market?

24:23

Yes, colors. Are

24:26

we not going to talk about this ever? What's

24:28

that? Whatever is going on in here? Come on

24:31

and boom

24:33

boom time? All right,

24:36

boom boom boom

24:39

time. Stop stop everybody stop,

24:41

look at me, Look at me,

24:44

stop stop, look at me, stop

24:46

stop. Chuck Shot Conan wants

24:49

boom boom time. Okay, you're

24:51

not kidding that with me, Chuck. You want boom boom okay,

24:54

well then you pay for it like everybody else. What

24:58

pay for boom boom time? Not what it

25:00

meant much

25:03

boom boom

25:06

We didn't. Absolutely no boom boom

25:09

boom boom. Fellas are

25:12

so creative. We really appreciate it. But

25:14

every now and then there's this

25:16

crazy animal energy that comes through, and it's

25:18

exciting, and I want to channel it

25:21

towards more creativity and less

25:23

Where did they come from

25:26

Portland. If you'd like to know Portland

25:29

Portland, Portland,

25:32

or Portland, Oregon, or

25:36

food truck, food truck, food trucks.

25:39

They had a big food truck business in

25:41

Portland, Oregon. It's

25:44

you're coming home so late now, I mean

25:47

off work, okay, but what are

25:50

you going to just be with me? Coronan? Make money?

25:52

I know you mean money, can I know that? But what

25:54

are we going to make love and make money

25:57

for a woman? Oh? Come on, don't just call

25:59

me a woman. Boom boom now, No, I'm

26:01

not gonna get boom boom. No con noo

26:04

no, Conan, no boom boom, you get

26:06

boom boom when we talk hungry.

26:10

I'm hungry too for connection. Connection.

26:13

Yes, I want to feel you again when

26:16

we first met you nor

26:18

no con no, no, pretty

26:21

thank you, pretty face, thank you.

26:25

Look, you're a huge app developer, worth

26:27

what one to three billion dollars? I

26:29

don't know. I don't care

26:31

about that. I'll burn all that down if that

26:34

just means a moment I get to spend with you. Conan,

26:36

Marie, I think we need to get back to the

26:38

question that I asked you. We've

26:41

got about thirteen minutes left in the session.

26:43

I'd really like to get through to

26:45

one of you. He's sniffling again. Great, question

26:48

is love or boom

26:50

boom boom boom?

26:53

Okay, everything is boom boom for him,

26:56

everything is boom boom. So maybe Marie,

26:59

if you offered Conan a little

27:01

more boom boom? Are you serious than love? Are

27:04

you serious? How often is too much?

27:06

He wants it every second every day,

27:09

Conan, make boom boom with Conan. Great.

27:12

We talked about this before, and

27:14

you don't want to isolate you

27:17

masturbate when we have people over for sarcuterie

27:20

and wine. He's masturbating right

27:22

now. My question is, what

27:24

do you Every second is not a real thing.

27:26

How often are we really talking about every

27:28

second? What do you mean? That's

27:31

look he's chucking off right now. Which

27:33

you've made it Okay, in this office, everything's okane.

27:35

It's a safe place. Darren, my

27:38

man, my hook up.

27:41

I needed some more kind

27:45

Okay, here you go, thank

27:48

you. Here's the coke. I need the cast give you more

27:50

money because I have much

27:53

money. It's a lot of money taking

27:55

you the man nikes. Yeah,

27:58

that's what's up. Mercedes

28:01

beech Beach bear

28:03

By dreas by dre I

28:06

have a lot of other appointments today, so you

28:08

demand thank you, dyed hair.

28:10

You'll check everyone that lived tonight in Miami. We

28:13

got special guests in the house. One of the developers,

28:15

our favorite that bloom we got splains block

28:18

boom. Are you the mando

28:22

who like you make boom boom? Make no

28:27

who like Cokay,

28:31

can't take all this whack bags home?

28:33

Have FuG bloom up?

28:41

All right? He's checking off over there. He paid

28:43

a lot of money for this club, and that's okay.

28:49

Chunk chunk, chunk. Ats your your landlord?

28:53

What are you doing here? We've been getting

28:55

some complaints, noise

28:57

complaints from the people

29:00

below you

29:00

there. You live in the

29:02

penthouse. Well,

29:06

I mean it's a it's a two unit building.

29:09

Jack, Jack and I have this pasta. Do

29:11

please do not touch pasta bypasta?

29:13

Okay, come back

29:15

to bed. I'll come back by boom boom.

29:19

Look, I certainly can't complain. You know you

29:21

pay your rent on time

29:24

in advance in cash, you

29:26

know, so, I mean you're a good tenant in

29:28

that way. Come inside, Come

29:31

inside, okay, come here, come dear

29:35

god. What is that? It's tiger.

29:38

Oh God, that that's the bigger than any tiger.

29:40

I have everything. It's just that's a saber

29:43

tooth tiger. You get save it tooth. You're

29:45

you're supposed to clear all pets with

29:48

management? God?

29:50

What is that? That's act

29:53

service? Taradactors live at the same time.

29:56

It's game. Absolutely, I got

29:58

from Mosquito. Okay,

30:00

Kings come back? No, don't

30:02

eat my food. My food come

30:04

back? Look would you rent at this panhouse?

30:06

I didn't ask things like the

30:10

pterodactyls masturbating that

30:12

it is hard to do. Look,

30:15

I didn't ask fundamental things like where did you come

30:17

from? Like, no,

30:19

I don't believe that for one second. But

30:23

keep the noise down after ten o'clock? Okay,

30:25

can we do that? Do you know what ten o'clock

30:28

is? Chunk chunk? It depends on time zone?

30:31

Yeah, good, good? Okay?

30:37

What can I finish the Tom? Do

30:40

you? You can have Tom Kai? Good

30:42

morning Bloom employees,

30:45

all right, thank you, and thank for him coming in this early.

30:47

Okay. I just want to say we personal

30:51

pr is a big issue here, okay,

30:54

And there's a lot of people going around. They're doing things

30:56

that they shouldn't be doing you get to the point.

30:58

The point is, okay, it is everyone's

31:02

masturbating in public. Yes, not

31:04

a great look. That's not a great

31:06

look. We cannot do that. You and Tommy

31:09

masturbate me and Tommy privately.

31:12

If I do, my therapist says,

31:14

okay, it's okay.

31:17

Safe space in a safe space. Not

31:19

everything is a safe space anymore. Safe

31:22

space, Wendy Williams show,

31:24

not a safe bo't

31:31

but no boom boom. Here we got the

31:34

numbers in. We made

31:37

ten point six brilliant

31:39

dollars. Can you explain what

31:42

you think our app is? Bloom?

31:45

Keep going bloom bloom.

31:47

Oh my god, what do you think

31:49

it is? Because I'm getting an idea of what they think. I know it

31:52

is. I write code, code,

31:56

go code. What do

31:58

you think it? No, you haven't

32:00

answered the question that you just said you write code

32:02

and then they just all cheered code ten billion

32:05

dollars? Yes, yes, okay,

32:11

great, so you're not gonna answer. Fantastic

32:16

koke. We know koke. Uh,

32:19

David Choe, you know him?

32:21

Portland organ app

32:24

is flower? What part of this

32:27

is the CEO? Gonna enjoy? By

32:29

the way, this is all great in this room where

32:31

we've got to present to the CEO this

32:33

afternoon. We're trying to make a hundred billion

32:35

dollars. Yeah, you man,

32:38

you take flower, oh de flower

32:40

from Bloom Bloom? What from?

32:43

No, No,

32:45

we're not doing that, virgin. Wait a second, is

32:47

the app? Are you saying it needs to be more

32:49

sexual? That's

32:53

the vibe I'm getting more boom boom

32:55

boom boom boom boom. Might be the

32:57

smelling here. It might not just be. Okay,

32:59

I'm busy, I'm busy. I'm

33:01

giving you a little bit of time. I've

33:03

got apps, I've got things to make,

33:06

and so mr Mr Peterson,

33:08

if we may, we don't want We're not here to waste your

33:10

time. Our new app, Pedal, is

33:13

a sexual experience. Conan,

33:15

why don't you know we took what we did with Bloom

33:17

and we've jumped off. We're now Pedal.

33:20

We're hitting you with something brand new and very fresh.

33:23

Pandle make boom boom, Pedal

33:25

make boom boom. You want boom boom? What does

33:27

that mean? Pedal make? Okay,

33:30

it makes what a sexual experience

33:32

we call boom boom. Now, if

33:34

you look right now, some of the coders are masturbated in

33:36

your office. Yeah, I was like, what

33:39

is that called an uncontrollable desire?

33:42

Who doesn't want a fantasy to come true?

33:45

Who wants to be with someone

33:50

on this? I don't you know what I'm out. We

33:53

started with the meal delivery thing, and this has

33:55

gone in a direction. There's like, it's

34:00

sorry, Tommy, I didn't sign up for Regina, but

34:02

you signed up for us? Did I? WHOA?

34:05

I guess not. I guess not. I guess void.

34:07

Contract all intens was contract.

34:11

I guess I just made it with your eyes? What

34:14

I made the contract with your eyes when I looked

34:16

at you. I made a deal with myself. It was internal.

34:20

I didn't sign an I know it was. I was saying,

34:22

it was poetically that I A contract was the

34:24

love. You made a contract with my eyes, not

34:26

literally with your eyes, Regina, I said that I made.

34:30

I'm not full of ship. I'm Tommy peddling

34:32

boom boom. I love it. I

34:34

love what you're doing here. I feel it. I feel

34:36

the wrong emotions. I liked the whole

34:38

thing, and you know what sold me. Anytime

34:41

anybody who's has ever walked in here and said,

34:43

it's like uber for this I'm

34:46

sold and

34:49

he he said it was like

34:51

Uber for sex for boom boom.

34:54

Regina, you've got above

34:56

and beyond the way you sold

34:59

us. Here today, everyone's masturbating

35:01

the room. You two are having this quarrel,

35:05

Mr Peters. If it's possible,

35:07

I think with a slight pay raise, we could

35:09

get Regina to stay. And by slight one

35:12

point two is

35:15

that what it'll take? Is that what it will

35:17

take make a contract? She's

35:19

creative with my eyes. Tell me you get on that conscious

35:21

forward thinking. And Tommy is

35:24

yesterday's news. It's like fish and I'm

35:26

out wrapped up. Get the smell.

35:29

That smell, that fishy smell is that's Tommy. I'm

35:31

out in

35:33

his position. That's exactly

35:35

why we're here. Conan, Look, I'm sorry, I'm

35:37

taking the kids. I'm I don't

35:39

care how big this app is. But where do you

35:41

go? I'm going to go someplace you're never going to find.

35:43

She's coming with me, you monster. Come

35:46

on, let's get out of a

35:49

monster. No, I'm not a

35:53

masturbating You made a weird sex app

35:56

and you're a weird sex guy. Okay, take

36:00

for coming to my apartment. I

36:07

think I think people

36:09

know like us. No,

36:12

no, I think they're on to us.

36:15

Maybe we go

36:17

back in time.

36:21

We said we would never use

36:23

use the time machine again. But

36:27

me no happy, Me got cocaine

36:29

addiction and sexual

36:32

appetite that cannot be satisfied. Me

36:35

too. Why don't we just go to JFK

36:37

and get time playing these

36:40

people upset app?

36:43

Make them upset app?

36:46

Time waste? Mhm,

36:50

you get Joathan brain

36:52

from I'm so sorry, I'm

36:55

I think, I mean, can you keep it down

36:57

on? Know what kind of meeting you're having? But it's like three of the

36:59

more so we work. Okay,

37:01

we pay for space, but

37:03

you said it was your apartment earlier, and like it's

37:05

I know, I know you do,

37:08

I know. Okay,

37:11

Okay, it's fine, just relax. I

37:13

just please keep it down, please, okay,

37:17

we will keep down. I

37:19

have people live under me too. Let's

37:22

go home where we are understood

37:37

and the three were killed, Thank

37:41

goodness. People were just starting to

37:43

write letters. No more masturbating

37:46

scenes. If it's possible,

37:49

children listen to the podcast.

37:54

Our next suggestion comes from Matthew

37:56

m MYSI

37:59

that polic I love listening to your poe.

38:02

What's that you're going to beat me, sends

38:04

list until I give you and your crew a scenario

38:06

to act out. Fine, since I love my

38:08

face the way it is, I'll give you my ideas.

38:11

An inventor accidentally discovers time

38:13

travel. Matthew,

38:17

what the fuck is called? Group

38:20

man? What else? Exactly?

38:23

It's accidental discovery is very important.

38:26

They go back in time, change history

38:28

by mistake, come back to the president,

38:30

find out how badly they messed up the timeline.

38:33

This can repeat a few times, oh

38:35

can it?

38:38

So we should be like going over heard pizza

38:40

store. Hey, what's gonna

38:42

take to get you in a delirium today? What you

38:45

want to buy this Delian? Yeah? Yeah, what's gonna

38:47

take? You don't know? Give me? Sorry?

38:53

You came in here and I thought you were a serious buyer. I've

38:55

got a DeLorean and I can offer you time

38:57

travel. So what's it gonna take to get you

38:59

into the I just offered you a price if

39:02

you want me to get in rephrase, the

39:04

time traveling machine is

39:06

a car. Okay, So would you

39:08

like to go to the past the future? Where

39:11

would you like to go? And you're offering me forty

39:13

dollars? No, I couldn't, but over

39:16

here, he wants you to pay him. Oh

39:18

my misunderstanding. So I'm offering your

39:20

time travel and you'd like forty dollars.

39:23

You just asked me what would it take for me to get in? Yeah,

39:27

I mean you can't do that. I

39:29

don't know what you come back to my office?

39:32

Yeah, Rick, Yeah, you

39:34

are the worst salesman I

39:36

have ever hired. Well, look at my numbers,

39:39

they're terrible. You've been bleeding out

39:41

money from this company. You just gave

39:43

somebody fifteen thousand dollars to take

39:45

a Kawasaki motorcycle off the lot, right,

39:47

so we paid fourteen I

39:50

don't care how much I'm married

39:52

to your sister. I'm the fucking furious

39:54

Rick. Go out there and sell a god

39:56

damn dolor. All right, welcomes,

40:00

or what are you looking for today?

40:02

How can I help you? Have you seen the DeLorean? No?

40:05

I haven't. All right, Well, it offers zero

40:07

to sixty and four point two gas

40:10

mileage is not terrific because it's a DeLorean.

40:12

Here's a bonus time travel. I

40:15

was about to ask, Yeah, with it allow me to travel

40:18

throughout time? Yeah? You know the movie the

40:20

thing that about, But we

40:22

now have that technology. This particular

40:24

Deloian comes without option, and this

40:26

is a two thousand, nineteen DeLorean.

40:29

It is. It's brand news. It's just made four

40:31

times, still making them. Well, this

40:33

one just came off the dock. And

40:36

uh, if you've got forty two

40:38

five, I'm

40:41

so sorry. I don't want to report

40:43

you again. But you can't tell people

40:45

were getting the Deloreans off the dock. Why

40:48

the cars come from not the dock.

40:51

So, despite John Delorean's career

40:53

ending in disgrace in the mid nineteen eighties

40:56

and the carline not being manufactured since

40:58

then, you're telling me that a brand new DeLorean

41:01

that has the exact time

41:03

specifications that the Back to the Future

41:05

trilogy has it is now available.

41:08

Just a little all right. It's not brand new. My

41:11

passion for telling it to you is

41:13

brand new because you just walked in the door. Okay,

41:16

so throw

41:18

out a number. Let's see get

41:21

back. If I can't damn office, pardon

41:23

me, sir. I

41:26

can't keep him on a leash. I have my

41:28

own customers. You've been interrupting

41:30

him, and you've been calling him

41:32

out on the falsehoods that he's trying. You

41:36

are not

41:40

get the Samantha.

41:43

If you say anything to Rick, make it positive

41:45

and helpful. You Rick,

41:47

No, don't ever backstep something that's

41:50

brand new. Where does the where? What's

41:52

on? I want you guys to go

41:54

back. Don't never backstep what's

41:56

the If

41:58

he thinks it's new, don't backstep

42:01

it and call it my pitches new. It's from

42:03

the new car, it's from the early eighties

42:05

though, it doesn't matter. Okay,

42:07

Okay, I have to go out there.

42:10

Give me one more chance. Samantha best

42:12

be on his side. I love you, honey,

42:14

I love you too. Okay, Okay, sir, Yes,

42:17

I'm still here. I the the

42:20

GM wanted me to be clear about one

42:22

thing. When I said I was fibbing

42:25

that it wasn't brand new. That was

42:27

like a test to see if you really know deloreans

42:29

well, and I do. Okay, then you know

42:31

this one is in fact brand new. What

42:35

he said, does

42:38

the time machine actually work? Yes? Well,

42:40

you know what. Let's take it for a test drive. Would

42:42

you like any soft cheese? Pick a year? I

42:44

would like some soft thank you. That's

42:47

finest breed. Also brand new pick

42:49

a year? Um?

42:53

Why seventy one? If I can inquire, that's

42:56

pushy the

43:00

year before the Godfather came out tonight. I just think

43:02

it would be where the hell is rare? Where

43:08

the fuck is rare? Sir?

43:11

If you could just keep it doing? How you

43:13

doing? How are you, Samanthy? I saw you when

43:15

I was in your last night. Where is that? Son of abits? Rick? Okay,

43:18

well you just saw many a kisak. The

43:20

wheel just came up almost just totally soft

43:25

cheese. For the hell is Rick? Has I seen

43:27

hiding my hunted little Orian? He's right over there,

43:29

Rick, Thank you? Rick? You

43:31

can see Rick? Hello, I see you?

43:34

What do you want? What do you?

43:36

What do I want? There's so

43:38

many I had? You paid me fi, Yes,

43:43

I did what you do with the money I gave you. I still

43:45

have it. Right. They get a new tower tire

43:47

and get off my job. I'm not gonna get off any

43:49

buddy. If you're thinking about buying something from this piece of

43:51

ship, don't do it, all right? All right? I

43:54

disagree, I disagree. We're a fine

43:56

store whatever. Whatever. You know what, man, you're

43:58

a bad salesman, and you lady what

44:01

you got? Your eyes are too close together? Are they?

44:04

I've ever heard that? You know what? Somebody told me

44:06

my eyes are perfect? Whatever do

44:09

you know that she was an eye model from seventy

44:13

flens Crafters the years

44:15

go back. Don't

44:18

worry you.

44:21

Do you ever think there's more for us than just working here at

44:23

the docks? Good good, I don't

44:25

want to work no one but the ducks. That's how we got

44:27

a new car coming in. Listen.

44:30

That kind of talk is like really anti union.

44:32

I was just no, I know, I was just thinking,

44:34

you know what, if there was something more out there for us,

44:36

well, then bring it up at the next union meetings

44:38

are going to get us. I thought you were my friend.

44:41

I'm your friend. I

44:47

don't know. Hey, maybe

44:49

I'm just talking Craiz. No, no, no, you can talk to

44:51

me. It's between us Spolkswagen

44:53

ba Okay up.

44:57

Just I was wanting to do dance

45:01

nothing, it's nothing, no, no, no, no, I

45:03

hear you what what? It's just stupid

45:06

idea. If I wasn't a dockworker, I would have

45:08

been a dame. Guys, bad news

45:10

to close the dock down unless we raise four dollars

45:14

for the talent show, where are we going to get

45:16

talented? Well,

45:20

well, I can dance,

45:23

Donny can dance dance?

45:26

Well, it's interpretive dance, so it's not really

45:29

easy for somebody give him a beat. Okay,

45:32

Well, Joe Joe with the one eye, whe

45:34

eye Joe over there. He I just

45:36

call him Joe, honestly. It don't

45:40

just trying to make that nickname. It

45:43

was already Joe. I'm just saying

45:46

Joe, Joe. Joe's good with music, good with his mouth,

45:48

making beats, nothing

45:53

bros. Okay,

45:57

I condanced this and

46:00

books to smooth. Hey, Sammy, wyn't you give

46:02

us some lyrics? Everything?

46:04

And thinking about tomorrow?

46:06

What do you want me to go? So

46:12

I think about them,

46:17

the people we'll get. I'll

46:19

put it out. I took a codfish

46:22

turning in side side.

46:27

We don't want it. Where is it going? Waving

46:31

over my lots of mammal

46:34

and not neverbody

46:37

it was. I saw codfish

46:41

inside up inside,

46:46

I got a dog waving.

46:50

Oh my my head, that's

46:52

a fish.

46:55

Everybody, How do we sound?

47:02

So if you just be one second, sir, no problem

47:04

again? That ninety seventy one. Yes, I went

47:06

to undercover the Watergate scandal before Woodward

47:09

and Bernstein enterprising.

47:13

I'll be right back. I'll be right back to what

47:16

is it? I'm so close to its

47:18

closed. The deal, baby, I'm about

47:21

to close the shop. What are you talking about? It's

47:23

I don't even think we're gonna be able to sell anymore. The docks

47:26

closing, that's where we get all do closing. I

47:29

can sell right now. We really get the cars from

47:31

the dock, Samantha, have you

47:33

not been paying attention? I could

47:35

have sworn we didn't get the cars from

47:38

what did you think? They came from a garage

47:40

somewhere, a dock, a

47:43

garage, so that brought in on trucks.

47:45

I suppose that's exactly what I thought. I've

47:47

seen those car transporter trucks. Yeah.

47:49

Well, we're gonna probably have to shut the shop

47:51

down, so dang it. Can I just sell the

47:53

Dolorian please, I guess, But just be careful

47:55

with the space time continuum, because this is

47:58

the last sale and we can't fix it if it gets

48:00

fucked. Okay, you

48:04

don't know. Seventy

48:06

one is where you'd like to go. I've set the thing, and

48:08

now if you'll just take this briefcase

48:11

full of forty two dollars, that's

48:14

what what we feel it will take to get you in

48:16

this deloyan serious, you

48:19

have two dollars and what I asked, Yeah,

48:23

it's the only way to get the sales, sir nineteventy

48:26

one terms that that money will go far. That's exactly

48:28

right. I just don't understand why he gets more money than well,

48:32

yeah, do you know what? I may have

48:34

this backwards? How about if you gave us

48:39

No, that's I'm gonna go way outside the box.

48:41

That's not how it works. The way that it works

48:44

is that you give me this. And

48:47

I go back to nineteen seventy one, though,

48:49

and I developed the prototype for this

48:52

very car. We've

48:54

always had this conversation what

48:57

this is always how it's happened. I made

48:59

this call, I made this time machine.

49:02

And here's where you give me the

49:04

money. Take the money. Please, Hey,

49:07

Brad, stop being so bogardish

49:10

and pass that weed. Man, Come

49:12

on, man, nothing

49:14

happens in this town anyway. What

49:19

the man?

49:22

This is some good weed? Man?

49:25

Man, this weed is fucking

49:27

laced. Man. Hey follows all

49:29

right? That rup? But what's

49:31

white the can? Uh? Oh

49:37

yeah, there's one, Marty.

49:44

Where'd your cousin get this ship again? He got

49:46

it from Ecuador's

49:49

Boom boom whoam

49:53

who? Well, yeah, I guess you gotta

49:55

fun each other. Dude, is that what

49:57

that means? I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't.

50:00

I'm not a kid that idea. I'm totally

50:02

fluid. Man Like, I'm like, what does that mean? I

50:04

don't know. Damn this is good. Where

50:09

Where are we? Where are we? Staten

50:13

Island, one, August three,

50:15

August third, Stead Island. Nixon's

50:17

in the White House is fucking nuts. So man, where

50:20

are you from? Caveman

50:28

A right on from Oh

50:32

hey, guys, we're trying to make load that's

50:35

on on your request. Boom

50:38

boom word And he's like, I'm totally down

50:40

with that. I'm down. I'm open. It's

50:42

past the sixties, but I'm still down.

50:45

Yeah, excuse me, I'm I'm

50:48

I'm from Paramount Pictures. I'm looking for an address

50:50

here in Staten Island. We're doing location scouting for

50:52

this new movie, The Godfather. The

50:54

Godfather? What's that about? For the Catholic movie

50:57

or something. It's based on the best

50:59

selling novel that every one's pretty familiar with. You

51:01

mean, the Mario book.

51:04

Yeah, we're looking for some locations here in Staten Island.

51:07

I feel like we could probably rent this place. Hey, look,

51:09

just because you manage this shell station,

51:11

you can come over and act like you're our friend.

51:13

We're about to make love. Man. I don't

51:16

plan to being either one of your friends, but I have

51:18

an opportunity, a business opportunity. So a few

51:20

fellas could take your love make into the back

51:22

area. The big Shell scene from the book is

51:25

going to happen here over

51:29

here, a huge fan the big shell see

51:32

is gonna happen here. Yeah, let's see

51:34

where Jimmy con gets shot a bunch of times

51:36

at the show. Jimmy, Jimmy

51:38

Conn is gonna be run and I haven't read it.

51:41

Well, they don't say that in the book. And

51:48

that's where the day ends in

51:50

the GM's office where Rick and Samantha

51:53

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51:55

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