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time. Not

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saying any names. Dan,

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you would have loved this. Have you

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been on X at all this week? I'm

1:02

never on X. Okay, well, first

1:04

off, Starship Troopers. You're

1:09

my one conduit to X.

1:11

Starship Troopers was nonstop

1:15

trending the last couple of days. Oh,

1:17

sure. As it should. Yeah. At

1:20

all times. Always. So people were talking

1:22

about just like what a good satire it was.

1:25

Of course, how good of a movie it was.

1:27

It's an amazing movie. And then, you know, very

1:29

quickly for the last couple of days, it's devolved

1:31

to, uh, you know, the

1:34

leftist cocks would have chosen the bugs over

1:36

humanity. And then it's like, no, the right

1:38

wings. You

1:41

know, the Republicans would have sided

1:43

with the bugs and started on

1:45

us into a greater conflict. And you're

1:47

like, we're still all talking about

1:49

Starship Troopers. Right. It's

1:51

like, I'm from Buenos Aires. Come on.

1:55

Um, yeah, that's amazing. That actually

1:57

sounds pretty good. I did all that tempts me

1:59

very much. to get back on. Do

2:01

your part. Yeah, I almost want

2:03

to reinstall X just for that, but that's amazing.

2:06

That's the thing. I

2:09

thought it was only trending because there's

2:11

that game, Hell Divers 2 just came

2:13

out recently, which is kind of like

2:16

a loose homage almost. It's

2:19

very Starship Troopers E in

2:21

the hyper patriotic theme kind of

2:23

stuff like that, but managed democracy

2:26

and all of that, but that's

2:28

amazing. That's

2:31

incredible. Yeah, and like

2:34

it's devolved to straight up like threats. All

2:42

people are threatening each other and getting so mad.

2:44

And again, over Starship Troopers, that

2:47

was released in what, 93? Yeah,

2:49

I think that might've been like the first rated R movie

2:52

I went to go see in theaters like

2:54

when I was a kid. Like I fucking went to, I

2:56

remember going to the theater, I fucking

2:59

went to, I remember going to see with my dad,

3:03

and then it was still at that time.

3:05

I don't think it's been matched, but it

3:07

held the record for like most rounds of

3:10

like live ammunition used in

3:13

a film before, like prop ammunition or something like

3:15

that. Like, I think it still holds the record,

3:18

but it was like, it's still a good movie. You

3:20

can go back, I think it still holds up. Oh, it's

3:22

good, it's phenomenal. I would love like a remake of that,

3:26

but don't change a thing. I

3:30

want adults, I want adults who look

3:32

like adults portraying high school students

3:34

at the beginning of the movie. Casper Van

3:36

Dean, of course. And she

3:38

just bring back Casper Van Dean. Yeah.

3:41

Yeah. You

3:44

can play the old grizzled Rico. I don't

3:47

know, the last Starship Troopers movie I saw

3:49

is like they went into CGI and

3:51

like the Casper Van Dean character Rico is

3:53

now like, he looks like solid, looks and

3:55

talks like solid snake. So

3:58

that checks out. Now

4:01

this brings me to the like, you know at the

4:03

heart of the matter of the you

4:05

know, the Starship Troopers debate on X you

4:09

know, what is which political

4:11

side would lean to which in in

4:13

the Starship Troopers universe or

4:18

And this is the one I wanted to ask you dizzy

4:20

or Carmen. Oh You

4:22

know it You said you

4:24

when I was when I was a kid when I

4:27

first saw the movie when I was younger I probably

4:29

would have been Carmen, but then it's like later on

4:31

you're just like not dizzy do like dizzy all day

4:33

Yeah, he's the real the real deal. Yeah, like should

4:35

have went with her and then

4:38

yeah, like it's I Mean

4:40

now it's a no-brainer but back then yeah, it's very

4:42

much like I guess is in your life You know,

4:44

you're when you're a child when you're a child and

4:47

you didn't know nothing. It's car. Yeah. Yeah

4:49

You're like, oh Carmen, you know, she's piling up

4:51

that shit So like man dizzy down the dirt

4:53

like dizzy down in there with you like in

4:55

the shit with you Like got your back and

4:58

then you're fucking and then Carmen's up there and

5:00

they're nice clean ass like uniform up there and

5:02

just like Come on. There's nothing wrong

5:04

with Carmen though. Nothing wrong. I mean, there's nothing

5:06

wrong with her Yeah, of course, duh and like,

5:09

you know, but like even that even that hot

5:11

button hot button debate for

5:14

people I Would

5:16

I'd rather see it to devolve into that debate rather

5:18

than what we have now And

5:21

you listen here on alien

5:23

theories theorizing we're also huge like, you

5:25

know, we're on the topic of movies here We're

5:28

huge anytime there's UFO

5:31

or alien movie We're

5:34

all over it and and listen if

5:36

you're listening to the show What

5:38

we need to support is we need to get

5:40

out and support more cryptid movies because there's one

5:43

out Is it out now or is

5:45

it coming out? I think it's coming out I think

5:47

it hasn't gone full wide release yet, but it's soon

5:50

Are you talking about Sasquatch sunset? Yeah.

5:52

Yeah. Yeah. I just I I Posted

5:55

the red Ban trailers to our which I think like

5:57

it's like the second trailer that they've put out. her.

6:00

Let it. I think last week of the Toward

6:02

does quarter it. ever. And it's guys. So it's

6:05

got like a number of actors in it, like

6:07

Jesse Eisenberg as one of his and their plane

6:09

sasquatches. The. Are it seems this? I'm

6:11

not. I've always seen like snippets of

6:14

the applied Lego exactly what it is.

6:16

and it's noisy like either. I think

6:18

it's mostly like documentary and says following

6:20

around a family of sasquatches and that's

6:23

it. That's the whole movies and it

6:25

looks from the ribbon shows that there's

6:27

no dialogue or anything. I'm not sure

6:29

if it's if it's gonna win. Those

6:32

things are. they'll have documentaries like. Have

6:36

a on planet Earth as with

6:38

cities. Like

6:41

not says here in the Henderson the have we

6:43

have a good big foot. Movie good.

6:46

My yeah good friggin' Maida like

6:48

you know, full on political leaders

6:51

magazine seats wasn't like nominated for

6:53

an Oscar. Once. From

6:56

used for it was on whatever

6:58

money seized all Yaya again I

7:00

was a nominee for hours now

7:02

for us to. I

7:05

just as as as a very i must

7:07

be there was a hit or miss. Ran

7:09

with as looks like to see got him

7:11

all Sasquatch Dogs were for you to see.

7:13

Looks like an Adidas between South Squats and

7:15

like the vampires from Buffy the Vampire. Les

7:18

mis adsense like get it's act of defeat.

7:20

The cease makeup looks great edward like would

7:22

you see I'm encounter like the wide shots

7:24

for them. Water as a classic book likes of the

7:26

they just like bought up their act all of a little

7:28

it like it's coming. For

7:31

inside yeah no at that. looks like their in core

7:33

brain and number of the big for lore in there

7:36

that see not seen in the in the whoop. I

7:39

think it's it's. actually I've actually seen

7:41

it because I clicked on one link

7:43

have one time and Duel keeps feeding

7:45

media. Keeps. speeding musings of

7:47

an algorithm but i like a tearing buzz

7:49

about it and let's see i mean it

7:51

was interesting albright watches like i will probably

7:54

was it like us and we gotta support

7:56

realism or not we get more big but

7:58

movies if no one goes as People

8:01

the big you know big Hollywood needs to

8:03

know that there's a market for Bigfoot

8:06

movies. Yeah, this is in my local theater. I

8:08

will go see it I

8:11

will go see it or streaming whatever like I

8:15

actually cannot think of another Bigfoot

8:17

or Sasquatch movie Other

8:20

than like the hey, I can

8:22

look at my come on make a couple There's

8:24

at least three with Lance Hendrickson in it like

8:26

for some reason he's in a really yeah There's

8:29

like two or three with Lance Hendrickson and they

8:31

all kind of follow the same continuity They're all

8:33

set in like the kind of same universe. So

8:35

Tim I think Two

8:37

of them are like direct sequels to

8:39

each other. I was a direct sequel

8:42

for another one or more It's like

8:44

that's quite there Sasquatch Mountain and then

8:46

there's like there's another one I can't

8:48

remember there was there was actually a good found footage one

8:50

and I think I've mentioned it before in the

8:53

show I talked about exists exist is I

8:55

don't really go in for a found footage

8:57

is most of them are cheap garbage But

8:59

that one exists actually had some production value

9:01

to it It was actually pretty good and

9:03

spooky scary like if you like scary movies

9:05

like that's a pretty good one It's a

9:07

horror horror. Someone said suburban Sasquatch is the

9:09

greatest movie of all time. That is a

9:11

terrible movie That's

9:13

why that's why it's on riff tracks. That's

9:15

why it's on a rip. They have a

9:17

good. Let me guess the premise Let me

9:19

guess the premise forestry has pushed Bigfoot out

9:21

of his habitat. I mean this suburbia

9:23

Is that no, I

9:25

can't I think it's it's some type of

9:27

like Native American curse. It ends up being

9:32

It looks like it was shot on like a

9:34

VHS camcorder like the entire thing it's like what

9:36

they had one camera It

9:38

looks like the chat just on a

9:40

back on our the chat is basically

9:42

back. Everyone's back in dizzy on The

9:45

chat. Oh, yeah, I guess I

9:47

think everybody I think everybody realizes now that dizzy is

9:50

there yeah Yeah, I think I think I think you're

9:52

right I think because we have an older argument or

9:55

older audience and I think as you mature

9:57

more you're like listen Disney's

9:59

the rare one One. Yeah he remains

10:01

an Asic. How did it again? I'm like

10:03

I'm pretty soon as the movie see could

10:06

have gone. She could have gone officer she

10:08

could have got to dead or whatever but

10:10

she didn't she went out and perjury is

10:12

to mobile infantry for Rico and how. Sides.

10:15

Like. Oh is she beat up

10:17

the fucking trainer guy? Yeah right. Bit.

10:20

Of was who's who's played a chair.

10:22

Aziz, The Clancy Brown. Though,

10:24

there's abuse enough to. I. Was

10:26

oh yeah, that's right. Yeah yeah. Spring

10:29

Texas hands. As

10:32

a measure know ah ha ha

10:34

go through a twenty dollars us

10:36

into the pot to try to you

10:38

are you know Zell said if we

10:41

raise two hundred dollars he will go

10:43

for Hollywood or Hulk Cell with that

10:45

is the Beast Boy Fun handlebar mustache

10:48

with a died last rep. The Bachelor

10:50

the Asus. I actually don't know if

10:52

he fully understood but we are pitching

10:55

but. Be. Some photos we showed

10:57

him the phone agreed he agrees it is.

10:59

That's a that's a binding contract. Ah,

11:02

Cinnamon in his whoa, whoa

11:04

de Fuca Asda Have you

11:06

guys seen the Mirage Men

11:08

a documentary? Know I have

11:10

not. No. Known. As a

11:12

nano that is most

11:14

her entire ah. He

11:17

says. The I Am. They. Should

11:20

make a ruger of carbon the I

11:22

think they have ah tao be great

11:24

one. And. Are just thrown

11:26

pennies. Thirteen pennies for the deficiencies that

11:28

exhausted the i used arm on the

11:30

ground. I'm either like, was it like

11:32

did I guess incorporate some vampire lawyer

11:34

where it's like it's or grains of

11:36

rice or something on the floor and

11:38

they have to compulsively counter attack. Iraq

11:41

over your loose change our home and they're just

11:44

like us. Zapper

11:46

My. Side

11:50

or little update on those books I

11:52

mess is that guy on that card?

11:55

ansari with a tagline friends of history and

11:57

i just as hey i found this business

11:59

card In

12:01

these in these books and he got back to

12:03

you and he went I have no idea what

12:05

you're talking about Whoa,

12:08

the mystery deepens the mystery continues

12:10

So now I have

12:13

a secret hunch my hunch is that someone

12:15

else had that just as a bookmark. Oh

12:18

That'd be my guess cuz he was guys like

12:21

this guy's like I have lit actually

12:23

no idea what you're talking about Or

12:25

somebody got to him and I was like, so you're not a

12:27

friend of history Oh Yeah,

12:29

that way you want it There's like maybe there's like

12:31

a secret greeting that you didn't put in there is

12:34

something to be friends of history or something Like

12:37

a passphrase or something that you didn't mention. Yeah,

12:39

I got it. I can't I can't I

12:41

don't know who the fuck this person is I

12:43

got a I got a You

12:46

know, Dagen's asking this is time to call it. No,

12:48

I think I think I I have figured out how

12:50

we can use the lines While

12:53

doing ATT lines or ATT lives so next

12:55

week, you know, maybe we'll maybe we'll give

12:57

it a shot With

12:59

two it could absolutely melt everything. So

13:01

who knows but I

13:04

think I care a hole in time and space if we

13:06

do it, but I think I do have

13:08

it have it figured out from now Man

13:13

I actually we're talking about These

13:17

fucking dinosaur figurines tomorrow, I actually

13:19

cannot wait hilarious dude, that is some of

13:21

that some of the funniest shit I

13:23

can't wait to get into It's

13:30

Talk about it's one fuck I want No,

13:34

I was like, no, you can't no can't talk about I

13:37

messaged I messaged you as your day and

13:40

I was like, have you fucking a little

13:42

spoiler A little spoiler there's

13:45

one legit one of these figurines

13:47

in an Airbnb Outside

13:52

of me like Mexico where they're healthy.

13:54

Yeah. It's one of the few figurines

13:57

in A. En

14:00

Bresse. Just on

14:02

account of. What

14:05

else we got then we'll see as

14:07

well are are are one and only

14:09

living Nostradamus are you know exists is

14:11

exquisite jaw line self is back in

14:14

the news as those solemnly the going

14:16

out about whether you're still very early

14:18

I you've got her last week the

14:20

I asked so apparently he's back in

14:22

the news and he's a he gave

14:24

his use on the apple vision pro

14:26

ah that weird seen people I mean

14:28

I think everybody saw all the videos

14:31

of people walking around very Atlanta weren't

14:33

is nothing has dollars on fucking there's.

14:35

No one real as by in those sir

14:37

I really five hundred dollars I guarantee the

14:39

people who did buy them just bottom for

14:42

us as stream or whatever delayed due in

14:44

their thing and then returned home because as

14:46

like there's no way you're lucky that thing

14:48

that thirty five hundred dollars will we were

14:51

going over that worked at the I personally

14:53

I don't think the technologies there yet and

14:55

I heard it's mostly for that thing's pretty

14:57

clunky and pretty heavy but again like that

15:00

stolen off your head. Walk him to know

15:02

yeah streets like that that there is like

15:04

a but. Apparently I the living Us

15:06

to Dollars says as he is quotes

15:09

the Apple Pro glasses transcend the role

15:11

as devices. They serve as gateways to

15:13

dimensions that lie outside the natural scope

15:15

of human vision. We're on the verge

15:18

of entry in an era where virtual

15:20

reality can connect us with the Browns,

15:22

the dimensions beyond our current perception. Which.

15:25

Is like yeah, that's that's what they

15:27

do They yeah they altered way. Things

15:29

are super healthy to see infrared like

15:32

you can see a guy disciplinary like

15:34

ads. So I mean. Yes,

15:37

Think they're working as intended I suppose. See

15:39

you know would be cool. Be cool to

15:41

have like a would be cool to have

15:43

like and a are like like a video

15:46

game with that kind of thing. You

15:48

know, like tournaments but like that's a phobia

15:50

in your own house. So you're like I

15:52

did you to see like you like. I

15:54

think it has had something like that on

15:56

them. so that's kind of cool nights. like

15:58

thirty five hundred dollars cool ideas. The me

16:00

through one of his like it was like they

16:02

were cooking and you could set like timers on

16:04

all your stuff. Like says he did see him

16:06

like in that like the heads up display like

16:08

as they were display time. it's totally honest kindness

16:11

coming. the Emily's for you but I saw i

16:13

saw like a one skate words like this guy

16:15

below little my Bolland apartment my big swings of

16:17

their my couch and then he takes off the

16:19

a aren't he says it's just like a single

16:21

four kittens since I settled on his air on

16:23

a blank walls. That. I'm

16:27

a I still I so enjoy Br. Every

16:29

now and then I have a quest to

16:31

a yoga or whatever it's called, the added

16:33

Ottawa's or to his quest to yeah whenever

16:35

A bottom back before they jacked up roasts

16:37

Madame you know there's those are so pretty

16:40

fine but a silicon novelty as so there's

16:42

still pretty pieces to be put in place

16:44

for these things can actually be. I mean

16:46

you can only have it on your head

16:48

for like. An hour and a half.

16:50

Two hours where it doesn't start to hurt like

16:53

assistance. And side as I

16:55

convenient really. I think until. Until.

16:57

Somebody figures Athletes like a slimmed down that

16:59

apple vision pro A good looks. Kind

17:01

of cool I guess like a deep your be i'm

17:04

at home or whenever like a slimmed down a lot

17:06

of it looks and the need but unlike. An

17:08

Awful. The are still probably a couple

17:10

years off at least on a who

17:12

else is developing right now. I think

17:14

Muslim kind of like lot a lot

17:16

of his companies are doing Vr headsets.

17:18

I feel like it's can like gave

17:20

up. I don't think this, I don't

17:22

think they're like in on think it's

17:24

a loss going on since like. I.

17:27

Don't think that. I don't think there's a

17:29

big enough market for them so they're like

17:31

was allied Aaa developers are going to be

17:33

ago and and for games and stuff and

17:35

like eat of the gives you the most

17:37

of the most of the games that do

17:39

come out are all the kind of the

17:41

same formula and listen you can only play

17:43

blades and sorcery for so long mutilating people

17:45

before you're like okay you know so many

17:47

mini golf courses aig and put our licenses

17:49

it's as try their best as by the

17:52

best and I've had since the Vr is

17:54

think many of us centers for the Reds

17:56

a mood I'm in cases. in other news

17:58

as as i wanted one is I was

18:00

curious if you heard this, because we actually got

18:02

an email about this because, you

18:04

know, yeah, yeah. Listen,

18:08

cyber attacks are huge, right? They're happening all over.

18:10

I know this. People are going

18:12

for, you know, after financial institutions, you

18:15

know, personal info, government websites, you know,

18:17

every, all of the important stuff, right?

18:19

There's still personal information. Well,

18:23

listen, if there's ever been more

18:26

evidence of someone trying to release

18:29

something, MUFON has been hacked. No.

18:34

Yeah. Their CMS database, where

18:36

they collect all user UFO

18:41

information was compromised. And

18:46

it was like stolen. And for like, listen, for

18:48

like a week and a half, I haven't been able to look

18:51

at UFO videos or pictures because

18:53

the database has been down. No. Because

18:57

of this hack. And like, it's so

18:59

funny because it's like, it

19:01

just started off as an error.

19:04

And then it's like, MUFON like

19:06

sending emails out to members. And it's

19:08

just like, you're, don't worry.

19:10

Your membership and all your information

19:12

is safe. The membership information you

19:14

have to answer is your fucking

19:16

email. That's it. I'm like,

19:19

I'm like, listen, hackers don't

19:21

have shit. They

19:24

don't have nothing. Well, they might

19:26

be, you might see a slight increase in spam

19:28

emails. I mean, that's about it probably is probably

19:30

what you'll see. If anything, like, I don't know.

19:32

Yeah. If you, yeah. If

19:34

you want to be in the exclusive club

19:37

of MUFON exclusive. Yeah. It's like

19:39

50 bucks for the year. And they give you a MUFON card with your name

19:41

on it. Oh, really? If you sign up.

19:44

Yeah. I do. Do you? Yeah,

19:46

I do. That's it. Yeah.

19:48

It's in size. It's laminated. Yeah. It

19:51

looks like a credit card. It just says on on Braden. Cool.

19:54

That's worth 50 bucks for a year. I

19:57

should get a new one every year. I shouldn't put in because

19:59

we're on second year. I'll get you on. I'll fuck put

20:01

it on there and be like, I need a new second

20:03

card. Completely different name. Um, but

20:05

yeah, so it's like, I can put it in my friends,

20:07

the history book is funny cause people are people on like,

20:09

you know, in, uh, in the web

20:11

because it's like the reporting's down. So you can't report. And

20:14

people are like, Oh my God, something must

20:16

be going on that they don't want us

20:18

reporting. And I'm like, well, you'll be able

20:20

to report it as soon as the site's

20:22

back up. Yeah. That

20:24

doesn't even wait. Yeah. It's only

20:26

a week later. Like sometimes stuff's

20:28

reported months after if there's something

20:30

really going on, like, you listen, this week isn't

20:33

going to affect much. Uh,

20:35

but people are like, Oh, you know,

20:37

they're trying to pull videos or, or,

20:39

uh, pull, you know, some sort of

20:41

military, uh, test footage that

20:43

may have been released on there. And I'm

20:45

like, they would do that anyways. Yeah. Like

20:47

it would be able to do that. As

20:50

soon as you submitted it, like somebody has

20:52

to approve it. I just don't think, I

20:54

just don't think move on is that

20:56

important to like hack in that situation. Cause

21:02

like, listen, anyone, no, listen, and

21:05

this is going to, this is

21:07

going to be the, uh,

21:11

this is going to be like a hot button issue. But

21:13

like, if people

21:15

think that putting

21:18

your UFO video on who

21:20

fun, uh, is going

21:23

to do anything when you upload that

21:25

same thing on YouTube, which is way

21:27

more accessible. Uh, it

21:30

literally does nothing. Someone says,

21:32

Braden, do you work in 911 call center

21:35

or something? You've got the darkest eye rings I've

21:37

ever seen. No, buddy. I have a 10 month

21:39

year old who doesn't sleep at

21:41

all constantly headbutting in the face. He's literally

21:43

up every hour and a half right now.

21:46

So that's why. When he

21:48

is awake, he's smashing his skull into Braden's face.

21:50

Like, so self-conscious

21:52

about my irons. I've just, these things are just

21:54

covered in cucumbers all the time. Just trying to

21:57

do whatever I can and nothing works. Yeah,

22:00

all my ads now are targeted as is like

22:02

dark circles. I want you to do the door

22:04

knob walk to the door But

22:10

yeah, it's it's it's quite funny that like,

22:12

you know And we probably have six emails

22:14

from move on like being like what's almost

22:16

settled We're we've got investigators on it trying

22:19

to get to the bottom of some like

22:21

whoo I was like you guys

22:23

had a pedophile running your whole agency a couple

22:25

years ago. You couldn't figure that shit out Yeah

22:33

Don't remind me don't mind me

22:35

and like so what investigators I'm

22:37

like Like Jesus you

22:39

guys should be taking a hard look at

22:41

yourself. Yeah The

22:44

other funny thing is contact in the desert Message

22:47

what our full contact in the desert post

22:49

and they're like, haha. Are you guys

22:51

coming? I'm like hell no Yeah,

22:54

they fuck us over last time or whatever. Yeah, they were

22:56

kind of dinks to us last year a little bit with

22:59

the interview series It

23:01

wasn't them though because like the year

23:03

before when we dealt with the actual

23:05

organizers of event They're lovely, but like

23:07

the PR team they have last year.

23:09

They were just such assholes Via

23:12

email to everyone and just like just

23:15

very difficult to work with so like we just got

23:18

Did we get some interviews on that last year? Did

23:21

we did interviews for them last year? Yeah. Yeah, we

23:24

did stuff for them. No, I didn't

23:26

I didn't even respond to them This shows I did a

23:28

you know, he was at the pier with the same PR

23:30

team Yeah, they sent

23:32

an email a while back. I just ignored it. I

23:35

think they wanted us maybe to come but I was

23:37

like Oh, yeah, I was like or maybe it was

23:39

just a book a book a table or something. I'm

23:41

aware. We're not doing that Yeah Not

23:44

gonna fly this year unless it's all paid for which

23:46

it wouldn't be So

23:48

no not just to bring on guest MCs.

23:50

Yeah um

23:54

the only other thing uh I

23:57

uh, I Wanted to talk about is

23:59

um. I. Called article

24:01

now here. Shoot. It.

24:07

Now I can you think about the acid. I was gonna

24:09

merck kill us in a couple years. Assets are

24:11

talking about thing that things are going to

24:14

go, as you probably want to talk to

24:16

you are, you know, our X ah who's

24:18

to? Spicer sees a time traveler

24:20

from Twenty Six, Six Seventy One and

24:22

a guy who's like I'm the only

24:24

human last. ah maybe I don't know,

24:26

apparently the tick tock user and Nine

24:28

and A know you're more you're more

24:30

on that stuff that I am side

24:32

and I just saw this apparently like

24:34

this guy is a Us a self

24:36

proclaimed time traveler and he's put out

24:38

some predictions for this year. So if

24:40

you wanna write I'm down in our

24:42

mark your calendars. ah let's see for

24:44

the first one he said let's see

24:46

February seventeenth and I was yesterday. A

24:50

Seat. The first ever F Six tornado occurs

24:52

hitting Houston, Texas. It destroys almost the entire

24:54

city. Media: The worst for Nader history of

24:56

Mankind Arm: Okay so I didn't happen. I

24:58

didn't help I did when I was I

25:00

may. I didn't check the news so I

25:03

don't allows. Me to

25:05

his math. Maybe his math sauce?

25:07

May. Is maybe it's a Terminator movies attorney

25:10

or something like John Connor came back or

25:12

something and move it forward. It might demands

25:14

a bear. That's a bold move to come

25:16

back and make. Like. Predictions.

25:19

That are going to happen soon. As. I

25:21

say this is my aim that he came

25:24

back and everything pushed for like internet submitted

25:26

survey or rolled out. Imagine I haven't or

25:28

that's like Sees sees us so confused though

25:30

he's at least. The

25:33

Tornadoes A for gotta. Recently I learned the

25:35

i'm a Virgo easily be. So

25:38

I'll get to Sector Predicts in March

25:40

twenty eighth. Ah there's gonna be an

25:42

ancient artifact. It's found. Ah and when

25:44

you touch it is since you to

25:46

another universe and is called. Pandora's

25:49

Box box. I don't know why you

25:51

name it something. after something

25:53

that already exists or finance committee this is

25:55

and i would me why would you just

25:57

be like they're going to find pandora's box

26:00

I don't know. I'm not sure. Yeah.

26:02

They're going to call it, but it doesn't even

26:04

function the same way as Pandora's box, the way

26:06

he's describing it. It's better than you touch it.

26:09

So apparently it's going to send

26:11

you to a different universe. This

26:13

universe will be very similar or completely

26:15

different. So that's two side, you know,

26:17

two very different predictions

26:20

there. And then like

26:22

people being Doritos shaped, he says, I guess

26:24

there's some universe out there with Doritos shaped

26:26

people. Oh, dude, this guy working

26:29

for Doritos wants

26:31

that Dorito money. April

26:34

2nd. Those of you living in on or

26:37

near the San Andreas fault might be a one to

26:39

be aware that there is going to be a 9.8

26:43

magnitude earthquake and they're going to

26:45

call it big John. Big

26:48

John. How did they even know they

26:50

named earthquakes? Yeah. I was like, this

26:52

guy's got hurricanes in the earth place

26:54

and stuff. But you know what, though,

26:57

that is kind of discriminatory against earthquakes. Now

26:59

that I think about that, we never personally

27:01

don't notify. Well, there's so many. So what

27:03

you can't you'd have to

27:06

put it well, you'd have to put them on threshold. You'd

27:08

have to be like, well, you can't really predict how you

27:10

talk about them. Think how many people there are. We

27:13

all have names. We've seen because there's

27:15

too many earthquakes. They can't have names. Well,

27:18

I would say maybe because you can't predict

27:20

them. I guess hurricanes, I would see the

27:22

practical side of naming them because you have

27:24

to talk about them in the news. Yeah,

27:26

but if there's a big hurt, like listen, if you

27:28

like, yeah, but the earthquake just happened, you know, it's

27:30

more off. You're like, and yesterday there was a 3.6

27:32

magnitude earthquake

27:35

that we're now referring

27:37

to as little little,

27:39

little John. Yeah. From

27:41

here on, he

27:44

shook the North Coast. I

27:47

think so. Yeah, that'll be

27:49

accompanied by a 750 foot high tsunami that will hit

27:51

the California

27:53

coastlines with surfs up. So,

27:56

you know, San Francisco, all those cities, you're in

27:58

grave danger. Now what

28:03

other we've got one

28:05

more he says on May 15th an

28:07

alien is going to land on earth

28:09

This alien will be known as the

28:11

champion So,

28:13

you know and he's here to take

28:15

10,000 people to

28:17

another habitable planet Apparently

28:20

he was here before to try

28:22

and save us from the 47. I'm not sure what the 47 refers

28:25

to And

28:27

I guess these 10,000 people will be

28:30

what president what president are you guys on?

28:32

Oh Wait, maybe is

28:34

it now? Is that right?

28:36

No. Yeah, so it's 47 be your next president

28:39

Yeah, that'll be the next your next president 47, right?

28:44

Trump is 45 Biden's 40. Oh, yeah.

28:46

Yeah. Yeah. So next play. No, he's

28:48

here before though. Oh So

28:50

I don't know Well Trump was Trump is in

28:53

before does do you like if you get re

28:55

because if you're split I don't know if it

28:57

ever happened because Trump's called like

28:59

the 45th So would he be the 45th and

29:02

47th or would they just refer to him as the 47th? 45th

29:05

and 47th. Yeah, it'd

29:07

be like yeah to non-consecutive

29:09

terms. Yeah, which would be crazy Which

29:12

doesn't really happen? But

29:15

yeah, so I don't know what the 47

29:17

refers to but this the champion Alien

29:20

just comes down here This is I'm gonna pick

29:22

randomly from the number of people on the planet

29:24

and take them all off to a

29:26

new life on a new Habitable plant doesn't say what

29:28

the planet is called But

29:30

yeah, those are the predictions. So write them down mark

29:32

them down And it's funny you say that cuz I

29:34

I did actually see an article about a guy who's

29:37

a time travel and and this sparked So

29:39

many questions in my head. He's

29:41

from 2028 oh And

29:44

he's it's a post-apocalyptic world and

29:47

he was the last human on

29:49

earth for 340 days Right,

29:54

Which is 2020. So Everything started 2027. So

29:56

I Guess So I Guess So. Yeah. Ogre.

30:00

But here's my the question here. Three

30:02

hundred and forty days? That means. That.

30:05

When he became the last person on earth.

30:08

So. There was no time travel. Yeah.

30:10

And he say it or handedly. In.

30:13

With added times in Macgyver time

30:15

travel. Eighteen.

30:18

Basks in certain cities right away.

30:20

Rick wait a minute ago I

30:22

go out at nobody's making time

30:25

travel right now. yeah and then

30:27

adjust existed Desert so I am.

30:30

A. I like how he has. How

30:32

did he come up with doesn't come

30:35

back hours on earth years ago? I

30:37

mean, that's crazy as. Humid

30:40

as he found a time machine is

30:42

last person I like how would you

30:44

even know that A works? And let

30:47

me tell you something if I become

30:49

the last person on earth through sheer

30:51

happenstance to nothing from that point forward

30:53

where I'm the last human, not a

30:55

single thing gets created ever again in

30:58

human existence. are going to go there

31:00

are going to go the Omega Man

31:02

route and slice movies and empty movie.

31:04

The advantage I for a sister I've

31:06

for our is done some second dead

31:09

Times Square. Realistically. Realistically, I know

31:11

how to do nothing like my

31:13

skillset to do anything is minimal.

31:15

maintain any type of infrastructure. They

31:17

are like everything's everything's getting fucked

31:19

up for soft. I will probably

31:21

never be able to leaving for

31:24

Rylance. Because I will

31:26

die of, a dime is seen as if I

31:28

leave a sprite. Scylla.

31:30

I'm just like why I guess I'm living on

31:32

my days on Vancouver Island as I can. Go

31:36

anywhere else. I came into the mainland.

31:39

Because. It be way funnier to get to like

31:41

California. My. Thoughts and. Fire.

31:43

Up Disney World. Yeah right,

31:46

Yeah. I joined by me, no

31:48

lines, I. Couldn't Yes, I'm. Still,

31:51

Going to get a fast as. Like. farming

31:54

and shit like i probably wouldn't i would

31:56

just be braden grocery stores him and blinds

31:59

is a marine fresh veggies, corn beef

32:01

hash every day. Yeah. Oh,

32:05

I guess frozen. I'd be in canned stuff because

32:07

I guess she goes bad so quick. Yeah.

32:10

It would be a really rough ride for me after

32:12

about like one or two months.

32:14

I'd be like, Oh my God, meeting ravioli. Do you

32:17

think there's enough canned food on

32:20

Vancouver Island to last me the rest

32:22

of my life? Mmm.

32:25

I don't know. What is your grocery store?

32:28

Like distribution? Like, I don't know. I

32:30

don't know. I don't know either. See

32:32

that's, this is some things I got to think

32:34

about here. Cause I like, do I need to,

32:36

am I going to need to have a backup

32:39

plan? Right? I don't think, I don't think there's anything in

32:41

there that would last like 20 odd 30, 40, 50

32:43

odd years. Like, thank you.

32:47

After an apocalypse. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying like,

32:49

you know, it'd be, it'd be pretty easy for

32:51

the first little while I'd

32:53

be all right. Yeah. No problem. Right.

32:56

I probably cause I'm

32:58

raid houses and stuff and

33:02

sure. But then with the electric go down, it

33:04

would go downhill real fast. Yeah. Once the electricity

33:06

started going out, I'd be like, God damn. Like

33:08

I don't know how to do anything. I don't

33:10

know. I don't know how to wire something to

33:12

a jail. Once the hot tub, once the hot

33:14

tub goes down, like, well, we mentioned

33:21

cryptids earlier. So apparently the big thing now

33:23

is that if you have a small town

33:25

cryptid somewhere or you have a cryptid of

33:28

any type somewhere in your,

33:31

in your place, you make a festival out of it.

33:33

That's what you do. I know we've talked about the

33:35

MOS man. We've talked about the MOS man festival. There's

33:37

several, if not more than

33:40

20 SAS quads

33:42

festivals in different places throughout the United

33:44

States. And you know, you just had

33:46

one. Didn't you have one last year? Yeah.

33:48

There's a SAS quads convention here. I think

33:50

it's like end of August every year now.

33:53

So Dr. Bender Nagel memorial

33:57

memorial bigfoot So

34:00

they had, um, so the Grafton monster, I don't, I think

34:02

we have mentioned the Grafton

34:04

monster in like a collection, a collection, a

34:06

cryptid collection episode that we did. It was

34:09

like the Grafton monsters is big sheep, squatch,

34:11

looking white fur kind of headless monster

34:16

that hangs around in Westford in the mountains of West

34:18

Virginia. Um, there will be a festival dedicated to this

34:20

cryptid, uh, running from June 15th to the 16th. Um,

34:22

where it

34:27

will be, which will also coincide with

34:29

the grand opening of the

34:31

Grafton monster museum. So, so you have an entire

34:33

museum dedicated to this, uh, to this

34:36

cryptid. And I guess it's going

34:38

to be located in the black cat rookery bookstore.

34:40

And I don't know that they put

34:43

it in the bag somewhere. Uh, so quite ugly.

34:45

Uh, apparently this is the, this will celebrate,

34:49

uh, the 60th anniversary of the first

34:52

year of the Grafton monster museum. 60th

34:54

anniversary of the first reported sighting of

34:56

this crypto, the Grafton monster. Um, and

34:59

there will be, let's see. So there's going

35:01

to apparently be a lot of vendors, uh,

35:03

music. There'll be a cryptid cosplay. Yeah. That's

35:05

the, that's the description that I remember

35:09

the white headless white hairless eyes

35:11

on white. Yeah. Eyes on

35:13

shoulders. Yeah. A hundred percent funky

35:15

looking thing. Um, and

35:17

so the, uh, I guess let's say cryptid

35:19

cosplay event. Uh, there will

35:21

also be a father's day cornhole tournament. Uh,

35:24

as there's, there's an arty that

35:26

says there's going to be a lot of stuff going on there. So if you're

35:28

in the area, check it out, take some

35:30

photos, please send them to us. I forgot. You know

35:32

what I forgot? I was going to talk to, uh,

35:34

David Flora about

35:38

if there really is a miss cryptid event.

35:41

Oh, from, I

35:44

remember this. He said that, he

35:46

said that in the movie, in the documentary,

35:49

they've had, they had a couple on their, their

35:51

podcast. Like they have a miss cryptid. I thought

35:53

they had one. Pretty sure. Um,

35:56

at least a couple episodes. Oh

35:59

no. He does the, he does

36:01

the miss cryptid. Oh, he

36:03

does the 25 15 miss cryptic contest. Uh,

36:09

Oh, and he just basically picks a cryptid. Oh,

36:11

okay. I wasn't sure if it's like, is there

36:14

a voting situation? Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure. I

36:17

look at the pig. Uh, so

36:19

yeah, like I said, Grafton monster. If you're in

36:21

the West region, that area, um, take

36:24

some photos, have a good time. Sounds like a

36:26

fun, there's a, there's apparently, they say, I

36:28

looked it up and it's like, check out the website. It's

36:30

a Facebook page. Um, which I don't really

36:32

call a website, but, um, Facebook pages,

36:35

it's like a thousand people interested. So

36:37

I don't know. I, I, I am

36:39

kind of interested into what a cryptid

36:41

cosplay contest looks like. Um, so please.

36:44

What would be your, what would be your winner? What would have to be

36:46

a, what would be a 10, 10 cryptic? Jesse

36:48

Eisenberg shows up in his. To

36:55

promo for his weekend show for his movie.

36:58

Um, I don't know. Like a Harry and the

37:00

Henderson's outfit, it would probably go pretty, pretty far.

37:02

I'm not sure. I, I, there might be a

37:04

moth man. I would be like, I'd probably be,

37:06

uh, I'd be tempted if I were to do

37:08

the cryptid cosplay, I'd probably go moth man. I

37:10

think that would be fun. Uh,

37:13

but my, you know, I got a Clayton

37:15

Killian, uh, donated to the Hollywood Hulk,

37:18

zell, uh, donation there on our

37:20

PayPal. Thank you for that. Um,

37:22

you'd have, if you did, if a person did

37:24

go moth man, you'd have to have a sweet

37:27

dump truck, like the statue, uh, and point pleasant.

37:29

Oh yeah. You

37:32

gotta have the real tone glutes. And it's

37:34

gotta be silver, but it's gotta have it

37:36

rubbed off. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. That

37:40

well-worn booty. Well-worn. Um,

37:43

okay. Last week on causing channels.

37:46

Uh, I didn't know this was a thing. Um,

37:48

someone called in from maybe

37:51

Virginia and could

37:53

have been Western. Maybe North Carolina, Carolina.

37:55

I think North Carolina action. Okay. They're

37:57

on North and South Carolina. And

38:00

they told a story about

38:02

seeing in the morning

38:04

seeing two giant black cats Okay,

38:07

look like mountain lions. He's like he's like

38:10

that. It was I thought it was Pumas Right

38:13

and like in my head. I'm like, yes It's

38:15

all Puma and then I like happened

38:17

to start looking up like cryptid Puma

38:19

or something and dude like every major

38:21

city Has like a giant black cat

38:23

cryptid like even so much as in

38:25

British Columbia Like there's like oh, yeah,

38:27

and there's pictures of these like blurry

38:29

black eggs Like people like there's a

38:31

there's a Puma in the field and

38:33

they're like Pumas aren't around here They're

38:35

like there's a Puma in the field

38:38

And there's a picture of this blue or blurry

38:40

and it looks like a giant black cat and

38:42

I couldn't believe that like every big Populated

38:45

area had some sort of like

38:47

giant black cat like legend

38:50

They're endemic in the in the UK apparently,

38:52

too It's like it's always like the large

38:54

black cats that get around and it's like

38:57

is there a population of like black panthers

38:59

that just like wander around in certain areas

39:01

like I don't I You

39:03

know, I could probably go my entire life without seeing

39:05

a a Puma in real life

39:08

mountain lions things like that I mean,

39:10

they're probably you might be

39:12

able. I don't I don't know if they range is up the

39:15

Appalachian trails they probably they probably do

39:18

But I would just be like yeah, you know Even

39:21

in rural areas you could go your whole life without seeing

39:23

a mountain lion But if you're just like yeah, if it's

39:25

just outside your house Like I don't know I see those

39:28

videos of people and they have like mountain lions like coming

39:30

up to their doors and shit I'd be like no That's

39:33

terrifying that I want nothing of that Like

39:36

it's that's that's the Puma that you see right? I guess

39:38

that's not the one that gets you It's the one

39:40

that you don't see why and you know,

39:42

I even said like I live in bank around It's like the

39:45

highest number of cougars per capita in the

39:47

world and I've never seen one here, right?

39:50

So if you don't subscribe to those hotmills in your area I'm

39:55

just one click away is

40:00

you can't say no to these cougars. So, um,

40:02

so I came across this one

40:04

article and this was

40:14

probably like a, this is a while ago,

40:16

but it's probably, it's actually probably still going

40:18

on right now. So apparently there is a,

40:20

there is a singer performer, uh, named, uh,

40:23

bro card or bro Cardi. I'm not sure

40:25

how it's pronounced. Uh, she is a, um,

40:27

she's a singer in the UK and

40:30

she apparently like popped up like a

40:32

while ago. Um, you

40:34

know, famous, I guess for her music that she

40:37

does, I did listen to a few of her

40:39

songs, which are, I, I don't know. I honestly

40:41

don't know how to describe them. They're kind of like

40:43

goth e, I don't know, like

40:45

Victorian goth rock ish.

40:47

I don't, I guess that's what

40:50

you would call it. Um, so

40:52

she apparently married the ghost

40:54

of a Victorian soldier named

40:56

Eduardo, uh, and a couple

40:58

of years ago, like I, they had, they fell

41:01

deeply in love. I guess she met, she met

41:04

her description of the, she met

41:06

her spectral husband, um, the

41:08

night that she appeared in her bedroom. Uh,

41:10

and then they just started seeing each other. And

41:13

apparently, apparently when

41:15

she disclosed it to the public, Eduardo got mad,

41:18

uh, and they had a little tiff about that. Um, but

41:20

she, she wrote an entire song about

41:23

it and I watched that, that there's actual whole

41:25

music video about, about

41:27

that. Like, and I can't believe that

41:29

she actually put this out. Um, but,

41:32

uh, yeah, she posts a lot of this stuff.

41:34

Um, so I just picture her at a wedding,

41:36

like with the Ouija board, like, That's so much

41:39

what it is. Yeah.

41:41

So apparently she wrote an entire, uh, you

41:43

know, a music song. Um, and then she,

41:46

um, like

41:49

song, cause I do do, I guess, like, you

41:51

know, you write love songs to those of you

41:54

want to, uh, you know, interior yourselves too, even

41:56

if they are a ghost and, uh, she wrote

41:58

an old song. But

42:00

apparently they went on like a honeymoon and it was just

42:02

like a nightmare issue to say that yeah Fucking

42:05

the calf dishes were flying across

42:07

the wall Again

42:10

ripped off the bed. It was terrifying Apparitions

42:14

in the evening So

42:16

here's one of the one of the events you described

42:18

is Eduardo thought he was being

42:20

passionate and romantic by wrestling me to the ground

42:22

to frolic in the sand But I was trying

42:24

to share my ice cream with him and it

42:26

went everywhere all over my face And then in

42:28

my hair then of course the sand stuck to

42:31

it. So it looked like I've been in sight with a

42:33

giant seagull It's

42:36

I'm just like why would you why would you why

42:38

would you take ice cream to the beach? Yeah, why

42:40

are you trying to share ice cream with the

42:43

ghost also that yeah, that's not a big

42:45

question But I'm trying to ask that first. I Just

42:48

I'm just picking turn my Gruber here when they're

42:50

trying to consummate So

42:58

Then she said okay, so Eduardo is a ghost

43:00

right so yeah in corporeal so it makes sense

43:02

He doesn't have a bank card. He doesn't have

43:04

money. He doesn't have any money. So she has

43:07

to pay for everything So even

43:10

though that he is a ghost apparently he

43:12

also consumes Liquor

43:14

so she had to pay for everything. I

43:16

guess he emptied out the fucking minibar Not

43:21

only does she Marry

43:23

a ghost but she marries an

43:25

alcoholic ghost right deadbeat goes a

43:28

deadbeat ghost, you know I don't

43:30

like these as we call them here on the show I

43:34

don't know how you're like. Yeah, I don't know

43:36

these ghosts eat or drink Like I guess he's

43:38

like he's pounded back these these like I just

43:40

I just imagine like the bottles like tipping over

43:42

and then It just does all on the poor

43:45

It just dumps on the floor. I

43:48

don't know how exactly that works So

43:50

then it just got worse

43:53

from there apparently, you know, it's just it's one of

43:55

those things where it's you know, sadly I guess

43:57

he was more of the the one

44:00

wandering type of ghost. Listen, what

44:03

is it? I think if, you know, I

44:05

don't have the rates at my fingertips

44:07

right now, but I'm pretty sure it's like 44, maybe

44:11

47% of ghost marriages end in

44:13

divorce. So it's a sad but true

44:15

stat. That sounds right. And it's

44:17

not, you know, it's almost just 50%, almost

44:20

50% of the time, so. It's difficult to

44:22

work out, you know, it's whether it's the

44:25

difference in age, you know, if you're marrying,

44:27

you know, some ancient Roman soldier ghost, like

44:29

it's not, it might not, guys might not

44:31

just be able to connect. Like there might

44:33

be a initial physical, yeah, there might be

44:35

an initial physical attraction, but that only goes

44:37

so far. You get to the point where

44:40

there's, you know, things. One of you has

44:42

a body, one of you doesn't. One of

44:44

you is just a floating specter. It

44:46

might be hard to relate. Yeah. One

44:48

of you likes to sleep through the night. One is up

44:51

at three 30 in the morning. Moving shelves around.

44:53

Moving shelves. Moving stuff on shelves, yeah. Dropping shelves

44:55

at three 30. Yeah. And

44:58

then you have a couple of hours and stuff, all

45:00

that stuff. Apparently Eduardo would take off and

45:03

disappear for days at a time. And

45:05

then he would return smelling like Chanel number five.

45:09

So. Oh, mother fucker. You

45:11

know, he's, you know, he's the one with Chanel number five. Marilyn

45:16

Monroe. Unbelievable. Does

45:19

she think she's, Eduardo's cheating on her with

45:22

Marilyn Monroe? That's what she

45:24

thought. She pretty much. That's that two

45:27

time in San bag and mother

45:29

fucker. I mean, you

45:32

can't, you can't even, you can't even count on

45:34

ghost men anymore to do the right thing. Listen

45:39

pigs. Absolutely.

45:42

I don't want to agree about

45:44

that. And so

45:46

I guess, I guess she took

45:48

on to like speed dating and other girls. I

45:51

guess she wasn't done with the, with the other side.

45:53

So she wanted to go speed date. So she would

45:55

like go to cemeteries with

45:57

like a medium accompanying her and would kind

45:59

of. What part of till death do

46:01

you oh, maybe he didn't understand Maybe

46:05

there's some me, you know So

46:08

now she just is going to

46:11

the graveyard and bugging bugging everyone

46:13

else's ancestors Yeah, she

46:15

said that uh, apparently Apparently

46:19

Jim Morrison's ghost ghosted her at

46:22

some point But

46:25

she did she did she said she's a

46:27

ghost digger man what yeah People

46:30

need to like leave them be

46:33

let them rest in peace Please

46:35

keep them alone. Yeah, I could fucking raise

46:37

in the dead because you're horny. Okay So

46:43

up but apparently she did share a

46:46

Non comporial kiss with

46:48

playwright Oscar Wilde. She says you

46:51

know She described it

46:53

as a tingling on her lips and

46:55

ear and it's my I

46:58

gotta see what she looks like broke

47:00

hard. I did br o c a

47:02

r d e like I broke hard

47:04

bro. Sorry. I'm not sure Ghost

47:08

marriage, I don't see what she looks like here.

47:10

Oh She looks 100% exactly

47:12

like if you're imagining in your head. That's what she

47:14

looks like You're

47:16

gonna be like, yeah, that's that's what I was picturing why

47:19

just Listen

47:24

I don't want to be mean here But

47:27

like There's

47:32

no way if you're telling me

47:34

ghosts Like listen, you're

47:37

not listening. You're not getting with these famous ghosts. I'm

47:39

just saying You're not she's

47:41

not this lady is not convincing me like

47:44

she's a she listen. She's maybe

47:46

a six on earth a Five

47:49

in the afterlife because guess what four in

47:51

the afterlife, you know why because the pools

47:53

bigger in the afterlife Do you

47:55

have to compete with you think people like like

47:57

Marilyn Monroe? You think be Helen of Troy? Let's

48:00

have space that launched a thousand ships like you

48:02

think you can become close I would you know,

48:04

I mean what she actually looked like but still

48:06

like Cleopatra perhaps like

48:08

it You

48:11

know, yeah, I did 100% agree like you're gonna

48:13

like it's gonna be a draft dating in the

48:15

afterlife You know, I mean that's probably why she's

48:17

dating the ghost because like oh I have a

48:20

body because obviously these ghosts They you know, they

48:22

want to go out and they want to party

48:25

and they don't have any money like, you know, never so

48:28

You know, you gotta get your you gotta get

48:30

your body You

48:32

know get your person to pay Like

48:36

this this lady is one of those

48:38

ladies that every every picture of her

48:40

is the same face from the same

48:42

precarious angle Right, and I

48:44

think I think we've all I think we

48:46

all know someone like that You

48:49

know, I mean we all have some

48:51

in our life that if you scroll through there

48:53

is social media. It's the same fucking photo All

48:56

the way through and we're probably dating a

48:58

ghost and we know probably they're dating

49:00

ghosts That maybe you're that may

49:02

be your good angle, but only friends don't

49:04

let just friends don't let friends date ghosts

49:06

Okay, friends don't let friends. Okay, don't let

49:08

your don't let your dead relatives date this

49:10

chick either Get

49:13

on ouija and let them know that

49:15

this Picard is bro card is she's

49:19

bad news What's

49:21

the minibar bill but you know, all right, man

49:25

Things he donated to the cosmic channels PayPal. I'll make

49:27

sure it gets to the right spot. I'll be able

49:29

to see there I'll make sure it gets to go

49:31

to Hollywood's L in that case

49:33

if you did that Yeah,

49:38

it's I Mean

49:41

she's like fishing for one of those shows I remember

49:43

those shows where it was like my weird obsession and

49:45

there's me like oh, yeah, like guy like Dating

49:48

his car. I'm like, this is a like

49:50

the girl who ate the sofa like a

49:52

Christine situation or something No,

49:55

he just loved this car he was made like he was

49:57

in a romantic relationship with his car. He just loved his

49:59

car He would like really you've never

50:01

seen that dude might change obsession and the guy

50:03

would like lay on it and he'd be like,

50:05

I Like reality TV,

50:07

but not that much and he'd be like he

50:10

would like rub the edges. It was a very

50:12

Sensual and difficult to watch. Yeah. Yeah, I feel

50:14

like this is what this girl does. She's gonna

50:16

be on the show She's

50:18

maybe she was on the show Can't

50:22

believe that that's yeah I don't know I came across that

50:24

and I was like she's not in the news once but

50:26

twice when she broke up with this guy And then it's

50:29

like once she married the

50:31

ghost and then whatever Yeah, but

50:33

like you said like 44% and in

50:35

things it's like yeah There's plenty of articles

50:37

about people marrying ghosts and you know, it's

50:39

just like, you know, I

50:41

don't know what is worse though What is worse

50:43

though the person's marrying the ghost or the one

50:45

lady who married the dolphin? That's

50:52

tough cuz the ghost is still people you know

50:54

what I mean? All right, this is like some

50:56

you're getting into Like that's

50:58

an animal lady. Yeah, you know what I

51:00

mean? That's weird.

51:02

That is weird. I mean, yeah,

51:06

like it's I you know what I feel like

51:08

I Feel like

51:10

I'm more on board with Dayton ghosts. Yeah,

51:13

then date I don't think the Dayton

51:15

dolphins. Yeah, it's the same species, you

51:17

know. Yeah. Yeah, is that a little

51:20

racist species? species maybe

51:22

in 15 years or is this gonna get

51:25

us canceled? We

51:29

got to check in with our time traveler guy calling

51:35

What's the dolphin human relationship situation, oh

51:37

you guys you guys are the last

51:39

podcast on Earth You

51:42

guys got canceled in 2029 cuz

51:45

you guys talk shit about dolphins And

51:47

said people can't love dolphins the dolphin

51:50

overlords can't you take over? Yeah I

51:53

mean, they're smart though, but it's

51:56

still an animal. I feel like you're taking advantage

51:58

of it. Yeah, I'm really You know

52:00

what's going on? And made it does.

52:02

I don't know. So. Maybe. Maybe.

52:05

Dad the dolphins weird. Ghosts

52:07

go elicit coast weird. just

52:09

a little less than dolphins.

52:13

Because I think when I like when you the tell me

52:15

about this lady who dates goes I go like. That

52:18

might be some mental health issues. and then when

52:20

he likes. This lady. This

52:22

didn't Adelson I go to sauce hundred

52:25

percent some mental health issues because. You.

52:27

Are doing that with us is another visit.

52:30

Releases ladies you know pretending and lying to

52:32

everyone is there's no way book I took

52:34

the pieces. Listen I know who this lady

52:37

thinks he is seen as you get with

52:39

those famous people. See the. Stress.

52:43

Didn't seem more isn't it was

52:45

a guy for guess it's a

52:47

since then didn't dance, didn't see

52:49

it as he said all dolphins

52:51

are getting. Assistance

52:53

know you did some Asian.

52:56

Maybe. I'd err on the

52:58

there's nothing I don't know. As.

53:00

Probably. Dolphins.

53:03

Are freaks Okay my yeah there they are. Agree

53:05

I seen and of documentaries are dozens of freaks

53:07

member that one where the girl would have the

53:09

like. See that document

53:11

sell the episode and like this series like

53:13

have the stroke off the dolphins to get

53:15

sometimes seem to I see a Meeting of

53:17

the Hill episode I. Have

53:20

a dalit, Those dolphins did the Hague. We

53:22

should eradicate them off the. Get

53:27

a family member that is a

53:29

statistic. Dating some exits, wrestling to

53:31

see are some goes we want

53:33

to hear but we don't Lady

53:35

who is eighteen? oh yes oh

53:37

is it did in extracurricular goes.

53:39

For. Riyadh that we talked about the

53:42

one lady who is dating the get

53:44

the dresser odds with the so I

53:46

so yes of alien or ghost ago

53:48

and healing and listen this process but

53:51

you just said that any other way

53:53

that the other way my job such

53:55

yourself or sincere it's dolphin is yours,

53:57

your sex and dauphin goes. You're

54:00

settling down Dk down the evolutionary

54:02

same songs he had sex up

54:04

slightly or this is what I'm

54:06

saying is for the dolphin in

54:08

the dolphin community that goes I'm

54:10

dating human. All the dolphins like

54:12

that's fucking cool. Not cool to

54:14

be the human date medals in

54:16

on a D down Today down

54:19

got a date up so aliens

54:21

totally but was the what if.

54:23

It's an alien dolphin. Will

54:28

have this is the third spot

54:30

and said life was etti I

54:32

used to the nailing the not

54:35

breeding them with with us to

54:37

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