It's time to play "Simon Says" with this week's guest, Dirt Nasty himself, Simon Rex! The model/actor/VJ/rapper/comedian sits in the hot seat and reminisces about some of the craziest experiences from his life in Hollywood. Simon says his two cents on dating Paris Hilton, working with Charlie Sheen, his infamous porn past and more in between stories of Burger King commercials gone wrong and abandoning friends in strange basements which leads to a tete a tete competition of the best (or worst) pick-up lines of all time. Who will leave victorious?! Listen up!