Surprise, we're not dead! That's just our careers. Massive news on this podcast, it's a real gem. We think you'll be really engaged, maybe you should ring a friend and bring them along for the bride? Also, we're pretty sure Leon violated federa

Almost Something - Ep 9

Dec 22nd, 2017 24m 3s

Bells are jingling, nuts are roasting and sacks are being emptied - but enough about the work Christmas party, it's Dan & Leon's final podcast for 2017! (let's face it, probably ever). Snack on a delicious egg tube while Dan & Leon devise a col

Almost Something - Ep 8

Oct 19th, 2017 27m 8s

Välkommen! Drops of wee come out everywhere this podcast, especially if Dan is planning one of his crazy bed-showers. Meanwhile Leon tiptoes through a dating minefield, and exposes his granddad's weird nightly habit. We know you've missed us (a

Almost Something - Ep 7

Sep 5th, 2017 28m 48s

The Body Episode. After a break for mental health reasons (yours, not ours), standard issue meat-puppets Dan & Leon deftly invade & explore the disgusting carcass we ride around in on a daily basis, ie. the human body. Point and laugh as we twi

Almost Something - Ep 6

Jul 13th, 2017 27m 22s

Jump on Dan & Leon's hastily-arranged world tour as they break bad with the Queen, fire a French whipped cream torpedo and tuck into some Irish enchiladas with the Biebs. Special guest: Leon's wife (for now).

Almost Something - Ep 5

Jun 25th, 2017 26m 14s

This week Dan & Leon come their closest to Something yet. Join them, won't you, as they query which Captain Planeteer burns the hardest, rate themselves out of 10, and fight the terrifying scourge of sink leeches. Special guest: Dan's long-suff

Almost Something - Ep 4

Jun 15th, 2017 28m 35s

Things get intimate this week (if you call a series of genital mishaps "intimate"). Join Dan & Leon as they attempt a sticky hug with Jerry Seinfeld, set a Singaporean crab loose on a very delicate region, and let Dan's girlfriend treat his man

Almost Something - Ep 3

May 31st, 2017 35m 31s

This one is really almost something. Peer into the abyss with Dan & Leon as we trim Don Burke's pants-hedge, offend a stalker with poo puns, and cut a pizza in a fashion so genius, even DaVinci himself would say: "Getta outta my housa!" Special

Almost Something - Ep 2

May 3rd, 2017 29m 26s

In this week's Almost Something, Dan and Leon question Prince's purple vein, check in on Trumpy's armada, and deal with a serious case of Lego crotch. Special guest: Chucklehead!