0:00 - AMSR

2:00 - Midwest Nuclear Family  

9:30 - White Girl Wasted

13:15 - Ethan gets approval from his wife to shit talk

16:00 Story actually starts

19:00 - DO NOT RESPECT ELDERS IF YOU PAYING FOR THE MEAL

25:30 - Bad encounter with girlfriend’s grandpa

31:00 - Do you shit at restaurants

33:45 - 9/11 raised GDP

38:00 - Paul Blart Mall Cop

41:00 - Adam Sandler on Jessie

47:00 - Ethan's Door and Cat Revealed

52:00 - The Military’s Crimes on Soldiers

58:00 - America’s low collective intelligence

1:01:00 - Anti-American Behavior 

1:13:00 - Big straw challenge