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Karen blames me for her son's failing
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grades, but years later she begs me
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to tutor her son. Here's what happened.
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and hit the bell for notifications. Some
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context first. I live in a seaside
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resort where the majority of the population
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is white, conservative, and quite well off.
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This story takes place while I was
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still in primary school, so I think
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I was around 8 or 9 years
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old. Not exactly sure. The primary school
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I went to basically everyone knew each
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other, and most of the parents were
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friends leading to the creation of a
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sort of community. My parents and I
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were labeled as outcasts, and while they
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tried to be friendly with us, we
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weren't invited to parties, barbecues, or
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even birthdays. Now, what did we
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do to deserve such treatment? Well,
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uh, exist, I guess. They never gave
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us any real reason, but I think
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it was a mix of me being
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black, my mother not quite fitting into
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the lovely soccer mom archetype, and my
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dad's past. He's from that town and
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used to hang out with metal heads
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when he was younger before basically disappearing
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for several years to travel around the
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world. Anyway, at that time I had
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average to good grades, but was often
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reprimanded by teachers because I was talking
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with my classmates during our lessons, especially
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with my best friend at the time,
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that we'll call F for the rest
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of the story. The other parents did
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not like us very much, but F's
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mother, the entitled mother of the story,
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took it to a whole other level.
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She absolutely hated our guts. I think
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it started when my mother became really
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good friends with her ex-husband. It was
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to the point that I was banned
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from going to her house, even for
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F's birthday. F and I bonded a
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lot because of our mutual love of
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video games, but while F wasn't allowed to
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play during the week, only on Wednesdays and
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during the weekend, and was limited to one
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or two hours, my parents didn't care a
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lot about me playing during the week as
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long as I did my homework and had
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good grades. This infuriated entitled mother of the
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story. mother, because F often came to
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my house when he was with his
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father to play games. So when F's
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grades started to drop a little, she
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went off on my parents, calling my
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mother on her cell phone. Yes, are
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you original poster's mother? Uh,
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yeah, what can I do for you?
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Look my son's grades have dropped significantly,
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and I think your son is to
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blame. He's disturbing the balance of our
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family, and causing us to have to
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punish our son. Your son's a
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bad influence on my son, and on
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the other pupils as well. He's
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not playing outside or doing sports like
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other kids. Instead, he just keeps playing
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his stupid video games or reading fantasy
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novels. I'd like for you to punish
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your son. Take his DS and tell
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him to stop contacting my son. I
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understand your concern and I'll discuss the
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issue with my husband. My mother was
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ticked, because it wasn't the first time
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we had to deal with that woman.
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See the aforementioned you're not allowed to
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enter my house or go to my
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son's birthday party. And entitled
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mother even went to the teachers to
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ask them to put us in different
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classes. If I was already being treated
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like trash before, it got even worse.
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And that's around the time that other
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pupils started playing a game where they
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basically ignored me. Saying crap like, oh
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I think I heard a voice in
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the wind when I was talking. I
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also got bullied for being black, but
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that's a different story. Now if you
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want a satisfying ending, while the shunning
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continued throughout the rest of primary school
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and a part of middle school, eventually
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F&I parted ways, because we weren't
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enjoying the same things anymore. And he
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became kind of a jerk. Entitled
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mother's perfect boy had really bad
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grades, was berated by the teachers
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in our high school because he
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never worked during or outside of
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classes and was only disturbing everyone
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else. He also got into
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parties and substances and was rejected
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by every school and university he
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applied to. So he was forced
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to enter an expensive private school.
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I live in Europe, and here
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private schools aren't usually the best, especially
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in the fields he and I are in,
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and public schools are way better, and also
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free. In high school, I was one of
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the best students in my grade. I was
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in the same class as F, and because
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his mother assisted with the reunion where the
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teachers decided to give an award to the
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best students each trimester, she had to watch
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the teacher praise me while she got the
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stink eye for F's behavior. One day, she
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even called me to ask if I could
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give her son lessons because he was failing
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so bad this trimester. I feel kinda
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bad for F, but his mother is a
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monster of entitlement. I should also add that
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due to an incident that occurred just a
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few weeks ago, she's now getting shunned by
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all the other parents from that group. Some
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jerks do get what's coming to them. Yikes.
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There's a lot to unpack with this
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one. Let's start out with the entitled
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mother who has the wrong idea about
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her perfect son. Guess what? No
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one's kid is perfect. I know a
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lot of parents like to think that
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theirs is, but they're not. They're probably
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also not that special. Every once in
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a while, they're gonna need help. They're
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not gonna be great at everything. It's
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okay to acknowledge that, and not necessarily
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blame it on other outside factors. In
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this case though, your issue with the
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original poster and their family goes beyond
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just spending time there. Too bad you
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can only see skin deep, cause there
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was a lot more to offer there
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if you were just willing to get
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past that. Your son had a good
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friend, and you ruined that, and this
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person could've also been a positive influence
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on them, and helped them through school
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and topics that they struggled with. But
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no, of course it's not a problem with your
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kid. It has to be them. You
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can submit your own stories to be featured
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here on the channel. The story submission link
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is in the description below, and if you
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want to listen to some bivy music in
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the background, check out EZ Mode, also linked
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below, and don't forget to subscribe. I
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decided to take legal action against the person
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who hit me with their car, 11 years
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ago, when I, 28 year old
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male, was 17 and still in
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high school. I got hit by a car.
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The car sped through a red light and
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ended up hitting me while I was crossing
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the street. The accident left me in the
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hospital for three weeks. I could have died
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because of the driver. I received a spinal
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fracture from the situation and I lost a
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good chunk of my mobility. I had a
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baseball scholarship lined up for Kansas State University
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and I had that ripped away from me.
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My mother is a single parent. She had
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me when she was still in high school
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and had to drop out because of
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me. She couldn't hold down a job
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apart from part-time non-intensive work like a
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waitress. We couldn't afford my medical bills
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so my mother had to sell a
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majority of our possessions just to cover
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a bit of it. She started taking
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more and more shifts at work just
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to pay off my bills. Eventually we
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had to turn to banks for loans
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just to pay them off. My mother's
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credit has been in ruin. Last week
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was my 28th birthday and a friend,
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we'll call him Jack from high school,
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invited me over to his house just
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to have a few beers and to watch
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a movie. Jack introduced me to his girlfriend
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Ashley, 29-year-old female. She
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was very pleasant to talk to. She had
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some wacky stories to share and some great
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life advice about addictive substances since she's a
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recovering addict. Then she told me about the
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time she ran over a high schooler. Her
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car fit the exact description of the car
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that ran me over. The details of the
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story fit the exact version of my story.
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I asked her what happened to the high
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schooler she ran over and she said, I
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have no clue really, the kid is
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probably 10 feet in the ground right
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now. She didn't have a single bit
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of remorse in her voice. She seemed
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to be stifling back laughter. I got
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up and left Jack's house. Two hours
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later Jack phones me and asks why
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I left. I told him, Jack, your
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girlfriend ran me over. She completely ruined
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my life. Jack just laughed
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and said, so it's been
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11 years, let it go. I yelled at
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Jack and told him I could be happy
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right now. I could be enjoying my life.
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life, not sitting here broke and depressed. Thinking
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about the what ifs every night, I told
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him that I'll be finding a lawyer and
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taking Ashley to court for damages. Now for
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the past week, I've been getting messages from
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my high school friends, Jack, his family, and
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Ashley that I'm a jerk for not just
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letting it go. My mother says I should
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go through with the lawsuit against Ashley, but
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I don't know if I want to do
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it. It would have been much easier to
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just let it go and to continue on
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with my life. So am I
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the jerk? Uhhh
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no. This girl ran someone over, possibly
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killed them, and she's gonna sit there
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and laugh about it and talk about
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it casually to a person she just
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met? No, this girl is a problem.
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And I'm sorry if your friend's gonna
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be ticked off about it, but you
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know what, he's a jerk too. This
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isn't something you let go. This had
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a massive impact on your life and
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will continue to have an impact on
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your life. All because of this girl's
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negligence and general attitude. She absolutely needs
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to be taught a lesson about how much
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she's hurt your family and how much she's
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Boss walked into the office where I
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was team lead over three engineers. I
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was out at the time but heard
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this from the victim. Boss was angry
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about a mistake one of my guys
11:21
made on an architectural plot. Not a
11:23
mistake so much as a failure to
11:26
use telepathy. Boss got so angry that
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while standing behind the seated engineer, he
11:30
punched the guy in the side of
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the head. As if immediately realizing what
11:34
he did wrong, he said, fix it,
11:36
then left for the day. I got
11:38
back to the office soon after and
11:40
they told me what happened. We made
11:42
a pact that if he ever put his
11:44
hands on one of us, we'd all stand
11:46
up and put him down hard, and back
11:49
each other up. Well it never came to
11:51
that. After approaching upper management in HR, I
11:53
got the run around on reporting the incident.
11:55
They all basically said, if it was that
11:57
bad then report it to the police. but
12:00
he's too high in the political structure
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to fire for this. Unhappy with that
12:05
answer and with my guy unwilling to
12:07
involve the police, a plan was set
12:09
into motion. We invited his
12:11
boss, the district manager, to see the
12:13
progress we'd made on a day when
12:15
Boss wasn't around. During this, I asked
12:17
the DM to have skip level 1
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on 1s with my guys, saying that
12:21
it would be good for morale. He
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agreed. Each one of my guys opened
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with, the biggest concern I have is
12:27
that Bossman punched Tony a couple months
12:29
ago and HR told us they couldn't do
12:32
anything about it. How can you ensure my
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safety? I got called in and gave my
12:36
story, but had to say I wasn't there.
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I had tried to report it up through
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the proper channels and failed. I was told
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it was political suicide for my entire team
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if I was to push it. District
12:47
manager didn't buy into the political bull.
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He made things happen. We agreed that
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my guys should not be in fear
12:54
of physical attack. I also had district
12:56
managers backing in case of political fallout
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and he was a personal friend of
13:00
the CEO. So that was
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good enough protection. Bossman
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was let go. Don't hit my
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guys, jerk. Uhhh
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yeah that's assault. That can't be ignored.
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I don't care who this guy is
13:13
in the company. It needs to be
13:16
dealt with. Unless it's the CEO himself,
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it's HR's job to back you up.
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It's about the only guy I would
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think that they wouldn't want to mess
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with. And if that really is the
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case then yeah, you guys go to
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the police or something. But living in
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fear of being punched as a result
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for poor work is not a situation
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that anyone should have to deal with.
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I still think a police report should
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have been filed, but hey, at least
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this is a start. I'm
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your teacher, not your friend. A bit
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about me first. I'm the type of
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guy who likes to let people make
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their mistakes and bask in their embarrassment
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when they realize. I'm also a chronic
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malicious complier, but that's irrelevant for this
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story. So I currently work in a
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school. as a French teacher. Recently
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I was on my way back into the
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school after retrieving my lunch from my car
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when I saw a student of mine walk
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down the road with a pair of his
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friends. The friends aren't my students and don't
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know me. The student sees me and waves
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to me. I wave back and to my
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great amusement his friend sees him waving and
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raises his hand and shouts, Hey bro. It
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was hella funny watching my student stumble over
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himself trying to get the guy to lower
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his hands and explain that I'm a teacher
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and not one of his friends. So
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there you go. Not a very exciting
14:32
story but it was funny to me.
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Ok this is kind of a weird one
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I guess. It's always a little awkward when
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you run into a teacher outside of school
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but this guy's friend just made it a
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little more awkward. It's not his fault though
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how's he supposed to know. Nice to have
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a little one in the middle here with
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no jerks. Just a fun interaction. Someone
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orders a plain omelet and then gets
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ticked off for me bringing her what
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she asked for. So my
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first job was to serve her at a very popular 24
15:04
hour breakfast diner chain. We had lots
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of colorful customers. One morning I'm serving
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a woman sitting by herself. I ask
15:10
her what I can get her and
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she says she'd like an omelet. We
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have a list of pre-built omelets or
15:16
you can build your own. So I
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ask how she'd like her omelet. Just
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a regular omelet please. She tells me.
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Ok so do you want one of the signature omelets?
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What would you like inside of yours? Nothing
15:29
just a regular omelet. I pause
15:31
for a second because this order
15:33
does occur but not often. Some
15:35
people like their eggs scrambled and
15:37
cooked then rolled up so you'd
15:39
like an omelet with nothing inside.
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Yes a plain omelet. So I
15:44
enter the order. A 5 egg
15:46
omelet with no fillings and no
15:48
toppings. A few minutes later it
15:50
comes out and she's appalled. What
15:52
is this? Your plain omelet.
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But where's the cheese or the ham
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or the onions? Cheese I
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rate. Ma'am you ordered an omelet
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with nothing inside. She gets cocky
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and says, an omelet
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is eggs rolled up with ham,
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cheese and onions. Everything else
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is extra. You should know this
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working at a breakfast place. I
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look at her deadpan and inform
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her, actually, ma'am omelet is french
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for scrambled eggs that are fried
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and rolled or folded. Everything
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else is extra. I'm busy so
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I walk off and help other
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colorful customers. Meanwhile she flags down
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a manager to complain who confirms what
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I told her and points out that
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in the menu there is very specifically
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a ham, cheese and onion omelet with
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a large picture in the middle of
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the page. Then tells her she is
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to reorder her meal and wait a
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second time. The jerk didn't leave a
16:47
tip. I mean
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our original poster tried to confirm
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with you several times what it
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is you wanted and you said
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yes every time. She even confirmed.
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You want nothing inside. You said
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yes. How much clearer do
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you want them to say it? That might
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be your standard omelet but that doesn't mean
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it is the standard omelet.
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Plain means plain. Nothing at
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all. Just the one ingredient. This one's just
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on you. I don't know what else you
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want me to say. Entitled
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parent feels sorry for me because I
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never had a daughter. I have four
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sons. They're fourteen, twelve, eight and four.
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The older two are biological and the
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younger two were adopted after a birth
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complication made us infertile. I was at
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the park over the weekend with my
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younger two boys. I got to chatting
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with another couple and I mentioned that
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I had four boys. She said something
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like, ugh you poor thing. I wanted
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a girl too but he, pointing at
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her husband, didn't want to have a
17:47
third. I told her that I
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didn't try for a girl and that if
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I wanted a girl we could have put
17:53
that in our adoption paperwork. But we didn't
17:55
have a gender preference. I had no strong
17:58
desire for a girl and loved it. having
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sons, so she has no reason to feel
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sorry for me. It rubbed me the wrong
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way. That way she said poor thing, like
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my boys aren't good enough for me, and
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she said it right in front of them.
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They already have to field questions about being
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adopted. They shouldn't have to feel bad about
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their gender too, you know? Anyway,
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the lady got upset, told me I
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was being rude for no reason, and
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walked away. I spoke to my sister-in-law
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about it and she also felt I
18:26
didn't handle it correctly. She is three
18:28
girls and one boy, and said it's
18:30
just a normal thing people comment on. She
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said people will tell her that her son
18:35
is going to be feminine because he only
18:37
has sisters, and she just shrugs it off.
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So should I have done the same? Am
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I the jerk? Mmm,
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see for this one I feel like your
18:46
mama bear instincts maybe came on a little
18:48
too strong. It is a natural thing
18:50
to say. Everyone knows that boys
18:52
can get a little crazy, and I'm
18:54
sure your household can be quite loud
18:57
and hectic sometimes. It's just casual conversation.
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A joke. I understand
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how you might feel a little bit
19:03
slighted by it and how you could
19:05
see it the way you did, but
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you gotta understand that's not how anyone
19:09
means it. I'm sure that your boys
19:11
are great boys, and you seem perfectly
19:13
happy with them. That's all that matters. When
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turn on notifications. Put the playlist on in the
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background to finish listening to all the stories, or
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if you want to listen to some vibey music
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in the background, check out Easy Mode. If you
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like Am I the Jerk? Give Am I the
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Genius a shot. Everything linked in the description.
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