It seems everybody in these red, white and blue 50 states is gettin' hammered and talking about it. So for this week's show we guzzled down a few pints, pounded down a couple shots and turned on the mics, because we're nothing if not journalists.

To get to the bottom of this trend, we talk to rising internet sensation, Melinda Kanteloupe. Melinda became a celebrity after a video of her being drunk hit the internet and now she's a big teen star. But she's really just sooo pretty, so we're just gonna keep asking her about that. Later in the show, we invite House Rep. Clarence Booth from Alabama into the studio. Booth, as you know is an anti-drinking advocate, who believes drunk people shouldn't be allowed to get married. Boo!!!!!

Also on this week's show, Jason quietly files for divorce, Pat holds hands with a future Senator and we're paid a visit from our BFF, the always great, Gadget Guru Dermitt Countertop. All that and more, plus music from the Foo Fighters: this week, on America Won't Shut Up!

This week's episode stars Abbi Jacobson (@abbijacobson) and Ilana Glazer (@ilazer). Be sure to check out their great web series Broad City, which is coming to Comedy Central in 2014. For now, you can catch Broad City Live each month at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Their next show is April 10th. Now we're going to go take a nap.

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