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Yes. Living together. Yes.
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Having arguments about how to put the
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toilet paper in the roll correctly or who
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turned magnets upside down. Yeah.
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Real serious stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
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We get into the nitty gritty. And here's something else I
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think our listeners should know about us. We
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live and breathe rom-coms. Literally,
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I feel like that's one of the times where
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I'm being completely serious. Yep. And
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we also love the doe-eyed cousin of
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the rom-com, the princess movie. But
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these stories always end after the princess marries
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the prince and allegedly lives happily ever after.
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Like, we never see the part where they
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get into a screaming match about whose turn
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it is to clean the moat, you know?
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Yeah. And honestly, I need to
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see that. Me too. That's how you can really
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tell where the love is, is when you see
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two people fight. Yes. But
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all jokes aside, royal life is hard.
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I mean, sure, you get to wear a tiara, but
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you can also get egg balls or
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beheaded. Right. We're not
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talking Disney movies. Like, the real
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life uncensored version is usually more
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like Game of Thrones meets
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Vanderpump Rules. Ugh, what a
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great mashup. And that brings us
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to why we're here. Brooke and I have so much
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fun pulling back the curtain on the world's biggest
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celebrities and family dynasties over on Even the
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Ridge that we want us to do the
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same on a show all about royals. So
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in this new series, we'll be sharing stories
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about some royals you may have heard of
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and some you likely have not. So
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Brooke, speaking of someone everyone knows
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of, but who most people don't
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actually really know when I
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say Marie Antoinette, where does your mind
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go? Listen, I know what most people
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would say, but here's the thing.
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When we auditioned for Even the Ridge,
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they asked us who our favorite royals
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were and you said Marie Antoinette and
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you were like, she didn't actually say
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let them eat cake and I've never
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forgotten it. Oh my God. This is
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really hitting me in the field. And
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you know, while she was a
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wig wearing fat. an icon of her
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time who ended up getting beheaded. The
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truth of Marie's story and why she
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was killed is way more complicated than
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Kate. Like, what if I told
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you all of this was
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because of really bad PR? That
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she was basically the victim of
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a total bogus propaganda campaign with
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pornographic cartoons? Okay, well,
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I know nothing and I'm now on board. Yeah,
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this story truly wild and that's just
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the beginning. I mean, if you think
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a bunch of nude pictures is bad,
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grab those pearls to clutch for when
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you hear what she's ultimately accused of.
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Honestly, it's almost too shocking to believe.
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Okay. So this is the story
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that shows how rumors can get you killed. You're
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ready, Brooke? Oh, I am so ready. It's
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October 1793 in Paris. Queen Marie Antoinette of
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France is riding in the back of an open
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wagon. Her hands are bound
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and her once fabulous hair has been
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hacked off. She's weak
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and she's half-starved, but she still manages
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to sit up straight. She
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chose her outfit perfectly today. Her teen
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morning dress, a petticoat and
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bonnet, all white. She's
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determined to carry herself like a queen,
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not like a criminal. Now,
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pulling on context, I'm sure
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you've guessed she's on her way to
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be executed for high crime and I
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did have a feeling maybe that was
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hacking. Yes. So a huge crowd gathers
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in the plaster of the Lucien to
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hurl insults at Marie. Now,
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most of these insults are about how she's
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a traitor and a sexual deviant. Marie
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wants to yell back at them, but
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the people didn't listen to Marie during her
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trial, so why would they know? And
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part of her is like, fuck them. But
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then she thinks of her kids and
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a pit formed in her stomach when she
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wonders if her children will remember her as
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a villain too. Marie
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finally arrives at the center of the
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cell. Her eyes shoot up to a
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platform where the executioner and the guillotine
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await. It's only a
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few steps to the top, but for
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Marie, it might as well be a thousand. She
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shrugs off the soldier who's leading her to
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the stairway. She doesn't need or want
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his help. She's doing this
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alone. But with each step,
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her pulse speeds up. She
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reaches the top of the platform and
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stares defiantly into the executioner's eyes. He
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pushes her forward and forces her head
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onto the chopping block. She
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catches one last glimpse of the blade
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dangling overhead. She
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can't believe it's come to this. When
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she first came from Austria and was introduced
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as the future Queen of France, people
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cheered her in the streets. Both
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saw her as a force of change. What
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did she do to make them turn against her
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so dramatically? How could they swing
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so violently from love to hate? She
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still can't fully understand it. Heaven
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callers close around her neck and
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her thoughts swirl. Is
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there something she could have done differently? Could
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she have listened more? Thought harder?
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Maybe people would have loved her if she'd acted
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like someone else. Someone
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less foreign, less independent,
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less Marie Antoinette-like. Or
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maybe not. Maybe because she
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was a strong woman in a world
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run by men, she was
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always doomed to
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a fate like this. You
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