Comedians Ribs Norman and Mel Byron* chat about the lighter news stories of the week, including how Brexit means we can soon import cheap Tim Tams (Ribs had never heard of them either), the 104-year-old stud tortoise who has finally been given the night off, the racing pigeon who joined the Navy, the secret language of bees (it's quackers), the travesty that is buying books by the metre, how we'll be following the Premier League's example at our next low-turnout gig, the fruitiest scofflaw** disguise, and why you should always double-check the address before you make someone's fantasy come true (especially if it involves breaking and entering while carrying a machete).

*Neil is away.**A new word we've discovered this week. "Outlaw" is so last season, don't you know.

This episode was recorded live in front of an audience of varying levels of attention and states of dress during the 2020 lockdown of Covid-19.

Ribs and Mel were in their respective homes, joining a StreamYard virtual studio and broadcasting via the And Finally... Facebook group. Thus the sound is not brilliant and sometimes we talk over one another.

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