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Voyagers of the Jump S1 | E8 – Wave Upon Wave

Voyagers of the Jump S1 | E8 – Wave Upon Wave

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Voyagers of the Jump S1 | E8 – Wave Upon Wave

Voyagers of the Jump S1 | E8 – Wave Upon Wave

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1:01

You

1:01

are listening to the Glass Cannon Network,

1:03

the premier source for role playing

1:05

game entertainment.

1:34

Hello, and welcome back

1:37

to Voyager's of the jump. Are

1:40

y'all doing? Great.

1:42

Good.

1:43

Such a soft, nice little

1:45

blob to us. How are y'all doing? There's so

1:48

friendly. Yeah. We're

1:50

like, the

1:52

I I love playing

1:53

with you guys. It's like it would do so

1:56

pulling back the curtain a little bit. It's been a little bit of

1:58

a break since we recorded

1:59

But they're so

2:02

we're

2:02

getting back together. It's like getting the gang

2:04

back together. It feels good. It's good to see

2:06

you.

2:07

don't know. I'm

2:09

also here. I don't know what else

2:11

to say besides high. I'd love

2:13

to be here with you all.

2:15

the

2:16

Thanks. First,

2:18

oh, I

2:19

don't know what to say. You can hear. Call

2:21

me speechless. I'm happy too. I love playing

2:24

with you guys. I'm I'm bummed when we don't

2:26

get to see each other on a weekly basis. Yeah.

2:28

I know. That's

2:30

true. Well, so if you allow me

2:32

to pull back the curtain even further. No.

2:35

Okay. I take it back. The Tallahan. Not

2:37

the Tallahasas. You

2:40

don't touch that curtain. It's been moved enough.

2:44

No. No. We're we're actually recording

2:47

this on August twenty ninth. which

2:49

is not only the birthday of

2:52

my sister sing. Birthday and

2:55

one of my best friends, Stephen, who was at the our

2:57

Portland show, It is also the

2:59

canonical birthday of the

3:01

current emperor of the third imperion, Stephan

3:03

the third.

3:05

Oh. August twenty ninth is

3:07

the Is that So are you telling me? Are

3:09

you telling me that

3:10

Stephan is a Virgo? I've

3:12

i couldn't

3:14

tell you if that's true or not, but, you

3:16

know, take your word for it. A natural

3:19

born leader if you will. A verb or you

3:21

say. Wait.

3:22

Hold on. Okay. They have October

3:25

in this game, October exists?

3:27

Yes. Well, Earth. There's Earth

3:29

exists.

3:30

Okay.

3:31

Well, assuming

3:32

I assumed

3:33

it was gonna be, like, we use day

3:35

and No. Well,

3:37

that's the different planets have different

3:40

sort

3:40

of measurements, I assume. I would be

3:42

more surprised and depressed

3:45

that astrology is still

3:47

has any adherence in the year five thousand,

3:49

but are you gonna say as

3:51

listeners of glass can and content

3:53

will know the biggest adherent to

3:56

astrology

3:56

on any of our shows is good

3:58

luck.

3:59

Well, it it it's still

4:02

there. It's just different for every single

4:04

planet. Exactly. Exactly.

4:06

So there's

4:06

a lot more of them. Oh,

4:08

it sounds right. That wasn't so

4:10

thick. The the newspapers about as thick as a

4:12

phone book, if you remember those. It's just

4:14

nothing but astrology parts. Yeah.

4:17

Yeah. because you have to find out what system

4:19

you were born in along with the date

4:21

on that planet to figure out

4:23

what your what your sign would be and,

4:25

oh, boy, am I going to meet a stranger today?

4:28

Oh, let's see. What's going on? Zen

4:31

Charlie. Let me see. Yeah. If we were

4:33

to do are our characters.

4:36

The

4:36

earth astrology signs.

4:38

What

4:39

would they be?

4:40

Oh.

4:45

Skid. Okay. Why don't you go first? Yeah.

4:47

I know that I know those

4:49

skid hates this and I'm like, go head

4:51

skid, have fun. Let's have a little fun together.

4:53

I would

4:54

be a Phylo would be

4:56

a pisces.

4:58

because his best friend is the dolphin.

5:00

That's

5:01

that's I mean, that might

5:03

be how astrology works. on pilots

5:05

on world. You let me group on the

5:07

moon, so it's different there anyway. So

5:11

so yeah. I mean, That's

5:13

he he's really, like, into it too.

5:15

He's, like, really into moon astrology.

5:18

And

5:18

him and his best friend just sit there,

5:20

like, pouring over charts

5:22

and, like, tea and stuff. They

5:24

just that's they they while away all

5:26

the long lunar hours. Wondering

5:29

what the year of the moon

5:31

lunar calendar they were born in.

5:34

Wow. I see here in the rock.

5:36

So definitely, you know. you

5:38

and guess picture you and Craig just sitting

5:41

there with all those hand drawn charts.

5:43

Yes.

5:47

So it's not really that I did with the Craig or so

5:49

into it as the thing. And so it's like you get

5:51

along in every other way. So it's

5:54

a just

5:54

a it's just a humoring. It's that's it's

5:56

really a dolphin thing. Oh, okay.

5:58

They they tend to, like,

5:59

kind of go that way, but

6:01

you know. And I

6:02

don't wanna judge because Filo, you know,

6:05

he's a

6:05

living, but live. Yeah. What

6:07

is the model? short for. It's

6:09

It's a full name. No. No. That's

6:11

his full name. Oh, I thought it was, like, phalopolis

6:14

or No. No. Yeah. I have, like,

6:16

phalomino or something in my head. Phalomino.

6:19

No. He's actually He's

6:22

he's named after the inventor

6:24

of the television. Final Farmsworth.

6:26

Final Farmsworth. Wow.

6:29

And there

6:30

was actually Matthew, did you see

6:32

there was a Broadway play

6:34

about him Mhmm. It was an

6:37

Aaron Sorkin wrote. Yeah. And Jimmy

6:39

Simpson played him. Yeah. And

6:41

it was really good. I thought it was really good. I I

6:43

did did you did you see it? I

6:46

did see it. Yeah. It was fun. It was

6:48

good. It was only ran for, like, three months or

6:50

something, but it was, like, good. It

6:52

was far as right away. Yeah. For,

6:54

like, a really short time in Hank Azuria played

6:57

the other guy. Right.

6:59

Right. Well, there was another guy. There's also a Scottish

7:02

inventor, John Logie Baird, who also

7:04

was developing cathode ray tubes, I think,

7:06

at the same like, roughly the same time independently.

7:09

But there was the so, yeah, it was Hankizaria played

7:11

the head of head of RCA, and Kimi

7:13

Simpson played father of Farnsworth, and they narrowed in

7:15

each other's lives, and they had kind of very different

7:17

but interesting trajectories.

7:19

intersected at Farnsworth died

7:21

poor and, like, did not get credit for his expansion,

7:24

which in, like, changed the world, which was

7:26

either part

7:26

of the point of the story. Wow. But it was really

7:28

good. And that's also Farnsworth is also

7:31

who they named the professor in Futurama

7:33

after the fight was also named after Phala

7:35

Phon far from Oh, my gosh.

7:37

Oh, this knowledge. I'm taking it

7:39

in

7:39

here. This pop culture knowledge.

7:42

Sure. Sure. Meanwhile,

7:45

and I've been looking up astrology signs

7:47

and It's got a

7:49

big one. He's he's he's definitely

7:51

sagittaries because they're brilliant, and

7:54

I've gotta let me inspect.

7:56

But

7:56

they tend to be a little naive. especially

7:58

when it comes to traveling.

7:59

It's it's I had decided that the

8:02

reason I was arrested is because I'm kind of

8:04

a sucker.

8:05

I went for whichever

8:07

ones were the more naive and gullible.

8:09

So that's I'm

8:11

a sagittarius. Oh,

8:12

man. Despite you, Seth, how you happen

8:15

to be sagitt Terry is okay. Oh,

8:17

no. Oh, wow. It's like the really naive

8:19

goal of the ones, but not you. You said brilliant.

8:22

True. Clean

8:26

it out. Oh. What's this?

8:29

Say it, Alicia. Where are you where where do your

8:31

characters fall? You know

8:32

what? I'm gonna have to say in

8:33

Gigi's probably a Scorpio.

8:35

pl Scorpio's

8:37

have, like I mean,

8:38

okay. Traditionally, if any of your Scorpio

8:41

or with step any toes here, but traditionally,

8:43

scorpios tend to be a little like hot

8:45

headed, and they act without thinking,

8:48

and if you date one, you'll never date

8:50

one again. If you do, you're crazy.

8:53

That's all. No offense to anyone

8:55

who's watching. I am a Scorpio.

8:58

Are you? III

9:00

never dated. That's why. That's why. Skid

9:04

is also a Scorpio. That's why he and I have

9:07

I know we're born one day apart.

9:09

What? I didn't know that.

9:11

It's

9:11

true. Yeah. Yeah. In

9:13

different years. In different years. That

9:17

couple decades of worth difference

9:19

in the year. Well, the day is almost

9:22

almost You're gonna say Matthew, you look great for your

9:24

age. But It'll

9:29

make any of

9:29

you feel better, scorpions, sedutarians,

9:33

pisces, all tend to be

9:36

serial

9:36

killers. Did you notice that? That's

9:39

that's really true. I have heard this. That

9:41

does make you feel better. I don't know why why did I

9:43

preface it like that?

9:44

they just tend to be I

9:46

think that makes sense to our group. They're usually the

9:48

ones on the outside of the well. Yeah.

9:53

I prefer the term survivor. Yeah.

9:55

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Surfaces. That's a good The

9:57

serial killer is a very I prefer

9:59

survivor.

9:59

That is a very

10:02

generous way of looking at a serial

10:04

killer.

10:05

In that relationship, one

10:07

person survived and one didn't. So you

10:10

gotta just look at those choices. That's all.

10:14

Oh, that's right. The last

10:16

episode, Matt, you asked us

10:18

what our worst our best

10:20

date was. That's right. That's right. because I was like,

10:22

didn't I just recount that story to someone? was

10:24

you guys

10:25

ever counted out. Oh, was that

10:27

horrible day to Scorpio? I

10:30

don't remember what he was. And personally, I don't

10:32

care. He felt in a flight of stairs and embarrassed

10:34

me. That's all I know.

10:39

I I

10:42

mean, enough said, really. I

10:49

Arnaments doesn't believe in

10:50

that crap.

10:55

No. See, I don't know.

10:57

For the fun of it, I was gonna say

11:00

Scorpio too, actually.

11:01

Oh, yeah. because I was like, she's

11:03

spicy. She's like kinda got

11:06

this

11:06

I don't

11:07

even know. Not like a higher than now

11:09

at tuned, but almost like a lower than thou

11:11

attitude. She was like, I can't go to college. Like,

11:13

I'm I'm not smart enough for that, and then she did great in

11:15

college. And she was like, fuck

11:16

this. I don't I don't need

11:19

this.

11:19

the Yeah.

11:21

I don't know. I think So, like, your ambition

11:23

to be a criminal without actually being a criminal

11:25

feels very squared. Yeah. Like -- Yeah. --

11:27

so you're working towards being a criminal.

11:30

Like I

11:30

that is true. I started the the

11:32

high goal of being a criminal. And then, like,

11:34

the system fought me, and I was like, No. I'm gonna

11:37

get I'm gonna enter this criminal ring.

11:39

Yeah. My mother is, like, sending me, like,

11:41

a hundred

11:41

brochures in an envelope, but

11:44

she's, like, we miss you,

11:45

and I'm, like, ripping it up and I'm like, I don't need

11:47

your money.

11:48

Oh my god. Money.

11:50

Oh my god. Living on

11:52

the street and I'm like, god, I don't need your money.

11:54

argument.

11:55

I've had enough of your unholdier than

11:57

thou attitude. Oh

12:01

my god. Well,

12:03

I'm glad to know. We have a we

12:05

thought it was a two scorpios

12:07

-- Yeah. -- pisces and a sajatarius.

12:10

Which is psychopaths. Oh, and then I could

12:12

also say play. Canonically,

12:13

she also has a

12:15

Scorpion tattoo.

12:17

Oh, look at that. Yes. How about that?

12:19

Now

12:20

I can cosplay even harder.

12:22

we ever go live. I'll

12:23

just show this on So that's extreme commitment.

12:26

We have to applaud that.

12:28

Oh, me. I'm a scorpio. I

12:30

don't know if you can tell. This

12:32

whole thing is a scorpion. For no reason,

12:35

I'm a scorpion. Alright. Good. I'm

12:37

not a friend. I have

12:38

a friend who's an animal wrangler, like,

12:41

for Hollywood. So she has, like, a house full

12:43

of Oh, yeah.

12:43

That's what she does. She's provided, like,

12:45

a lot of like movies, TV shows

12:47

that you see being filmed, they're probably

12:50

her bugs. So

12:51

she asked She's a bug wrangler. Yeah.

12:54

She has scorpions, tarantulas. She

12:57

has a lot all sorts of bugs, worms,

12:59

she provides them for television and movies and

13:01

stuff, and tarantulas stuff. And I hate bugs.

13:04

So I lost a bet. So

13:06

for a live, she brought a bunch of bugs

13:08

to

13:08

my house. Right? And she's like, oh, yeah.

13:11

Hi. How you doing? And she's got really big

13:13

cleavage. She's or funny, whatever. But

13:15

at the end of the night, she was packing up her

13:17

pet. I remember she was, like, standing

13:19

in my living

13:20

room with, like, a Tupperware container and

13:22

doing this.

13:23

Oh, no. Oh, no.

13:28

What are you what are you doing? The

13:30

Grinkley Fine Games. I

13:33

was doing she was like, wow. I

13:36

was like, oh, what

13:38

what are you doing? There's

13:41

an African male that,

13:44

like, is really rare. And, well,

13:46

he's not here, so he's gotta be somewhere.

13:48

I was like, oh my god. So

13:50

we spent, like, the next, like like, twenty

13:52

minutes. We found it up in, like, the skylight

13:54

vent. It had flown up and stopped there.

13:57

But I'm, like, you can't come to someone's

13:59

house and

13:59

lose rare insects in

14:02

their

14:02

home. No. It's

14:04

really just an idly posted about that.

14:07

Yeah. No.

14:08

Yeah. She's lots of really cool bugs.

14:10

I'm surprised it actually existed because I feel

14:12

like if you were bug wrangler, you should always walk

14:15

around with an extra empty set of Tupperware.

14:17

And so to free some people out like that

14:19

extra Tupperware. It's like it's a

14:21

funny thing to hold it and look around

14:23

Yeah. Does anyone

14:25

see this incredibly deadly

14:28

venomous scorpion

14:30

anywhere labeled on

14:32

the box incredibly deadly. Isn't

14:35

this working? You're just kind of shaking

14:37

and looking around. Well, if he

14:39

turns up, just call me. Yes.

14:41

I have to go. So check your shoes,

14:43

but I'll be I'll be He loves

14:45

shoes. Take care. He

14:48

loves shoes and gloves. Okay. But

14:51

Shoot.

14:53

Who's the classic there's a classic

14:56

prank, which is to to I don't know

14:58

why I know this because I grew up in New Jersey, and we

15:00

certainly didn't do this. But you

15:02

you you get two pigs and you

15:04

label them one and three and

15:07

unleash them in a closed environment like

15:09

a school. And then

15:11

laugh Historically,

15:13

when everyone gets catches

15:15

them both and then thinks there's a third, some of them running

15:17

their overtake. That is pretty oh,

15:19

that's hilarious.

15:21

the area

15:22

Also, really

15:24

I've never ever participated in

15:26

any pig related pranks. I

15:27

guess that's yeah. That's

15:30

a lot of work to do a pig, Frank.

15:33

Yeah.

15:33

These are smart. These are really smart. Yeah.

15:35

They're super smart. I feel smart and human.

15:38

Yeah. I'm like Yeah.

15:41

They're smart. They're funny. They are funny.

15:43

And it makes me it makes me sad

15:45

that they're so delicious.

15:47

because

15:47

if they weren't, III

15:50

would love to stop eating them because I

15:52

really think that they're cool and

15:54

at least as smart as people.

15:56

but I just can't God, that's fucking

15:58

that's fucking like a true

15:59

pisces. You're such a crazy

16:01

I know. I know. honest,

16:05

like, swear I I swear, like, when

16:07

I stopped eating meat, one of the chief reasons was pigs.

16:09

because I was like, they're so smart and I don't

16:12

really -- No. -- and and they aren't so delicious that

16:14

they're just, like, the adjuvant distance was just too

16:16

much for me. Yeah.

16:17

It's cruel it's a cruel joke

16:19

that they made the smartest animal, the

16:21

most the

16:22

most tasty. Tasty.

16:23

And what you know what? We don't know that because I

16:25

don't think any of us have tried humans. So --

16:27

Perfect. -- it's supposed to taste like

16:29

pork. That's what I've heard. It's -- Yeah. -- you know,

16:32

they call it long pork.

16:34

I don't call it long long

16:36

skid. Oh, it's long. Oh, it's

16:38

short. Scorpio front. the other survivors.

16:41

Oh, right. People are regular survivors of

16:44

people. I've read that. several ones.

16:45

So most delicious game. I know what

16:48

it's about.

16:48

You'll

16:51

have to forgive us. haven't seen each other in a

16:53

while. Oh,

16:58

anyway, speaking of the most delicious

17:00

and perhaps dangerous

17:01

game, Traveler.

17:05

LinkedIn. Yeah. Why

17:07

don't we talk about what happened last

17:09

episode? What

17:12

did you talk about? I'll talk about it.

17:14

I'll talk about it.

17:16

So when we laugh less when we

17:18

last left their ears, they were in a bid of

17:20

pickle. So after

17:22

Fylo made visual contact with a mercenary

17:25

cruiser on an intercept course, Captain Yang put

17:27

the ship on Red Alert. and called all available

17:29

hands to battle stations while the repairs and engineering

17:31

continued. But of course, you guys had shut down

17:33

the entire ship. So

17:35

puffer and g g working in the with the engineering

17:38

team were able to jump start the power plants and provide

17:40

partial power just enough for

17:43

two ship systems at a time.

17:45

Meanwhile, it's just enough for skid to miss.

17:48

Just enough for skid to miss. I'm

17:50

still so upset. Like, I rolled so

17:53

badly because would've

17:55

had to do any of this stuff. Yeah. You could've

17:57

you could've just blown the mess out of the sky.

17:59

Yeah. Most powerful ship

18:01

in the galaxy and I just could name

18:04

up.

18:05

Yeah. It's it's too bad they didn't have,

18:07

like, their trained gunner available.

18:09

Like, he he was doing something. that

18:12

way, he's just he's just threw him in the brig. Right?

18:16

Nah. He's a he's a fox

18:18

assistant slash supreme gunner.

18:21

size the best marksman in the entire

18:23

ship. Well,

18:27

using

18:27

every trick that you could

18:29

think of We

18:30

tried to shoot down the mercenaries. Again,

18:33

skid missed horribly and embarrassed well.

18:36

But and so the cruiser was able to

18:38

latch onto the hull and he and began

18:40

to cut into and board the ship.

18:42

So ARTEMIS FILO, Gigi and Puffer

18:44

all made their way down to Cargo Bay, where

18:47

waves of mercenaries were engaged in a fierce

18:49

fire fight with lieutenant commander Wilks, the

18:51

Astrigator, and a detachment of

18:53

the ship's marines. The ARTEMIS and

18:55

FILO crawled in through some ductwork

18:57

to get a good vantage point through a vent.

19:00

And puffer plunge into the fight and then

19:02

Gigi was attempting to sneak around on the

19:04

right side of the cargo bay to kind of kind of

19:06

flank the mercenaries. And

19:08

Wilks in the marines managed to put some hurt

19:10

on the these mercenaries who were, by the way, wearing

19:13

heavy armor. but one of the Merck's popped

19:15

out, unloaded his weapon full

19:17

auto into Wilks, and

19:19

he fell. and

19:20

that is

19:21

where we will begin tonight.

19:25

And unfortunately,

19:25

it's still the Merck's

19:27

turn. That was only the first Merck. That was only

19:29

the the left left most Merck.

19:32

So I am going to

19:35

that was Merck one. Let's turn to his friend

19:37

Merck two. Merck two

19:39

is going to roll to hit against

19:41

g g. Well, actually, guess I should roll to

19:44

see if he's sponsored. Right? I'll roll a recon.

19:50

He rolled double sixes, so

19:52

he spots you. Oh.

19:53

Like, guys,

19:55

like, awkward eye contact. Yeah.

19:57

You guys, like, through the through the smoke

19:59

and the

19:59

like and, like, the the like, all the

20:02

the laser fire and the gotten

20:04

fire everywhere you guys still managed

20:06

to make eye contact and you have a moment.

20:09

Oh, there's a moment. There's a moment.

20:11

Okay.

20:11

Make sure when he sees me, And

20:13

it's like slow motion. My hair is sort

20:15

of blowing. And I'm looking at

20:17

him like this through the smoke. Oh,

20:21

he sees Scorpio. He's

20:24

gonna see me. It's gonna be a photo moment,

20:27

damn it. For a

20:29

moment, he's, like, total deer caught in the headlights

20:31

because he's, like,

20:32

and it almost as if he recognizes you and

20:35

then suddenly the the barrel of his rifle

20:37

swings into frame and

20:39

he's gonna take a shot with his laser Oh.

20:42

And because he succeeded so well

20:44

on his recon check, I'm actually gonna give him

20:46

a I was gonna make this a a difficult

20:48

check because you're kind of running along the side.

20:50

Well, I'm gonna make it average. What

20:52

about her softly blowing here?

20:55

Is that straight? Yeah. That took Oh, this

20:57

is like a This is an enabling commercial

20:59

going on across the gunfight. mean Yeah.

21:02

What you don't know is that, actually, he is a Scorpio

21:04

and he is a serial killer and 000

21:08

Yeah. He's he's like And he falls on flights

21:10

of stairs. Anyway,

21:14

he aims. Actually, no, he doesn't. Actually,

21:16

he will aim and he will fire.

21:19

Oh.

21:20

And he will miss

21:22

by one. We roll this seven. Wow.

21:25

Even with his even with his aiming. Okay.

21:27

Merck number three, is going

21:30

that was mercury two mercury three is

21:32

going to aim his submachine gun

21:34

over at puffer.

21:37

cowering

21:39

behind some crates. Oh,

21:41

yeah. You can't even see it. It doesn't it?

21:43

Head to the floor screaming gravely.

21:46

It's been bravely

21:49

streaky, bravely streaky

21:51

and crying.

21:53

Well, then I'm gonna make it a

21:55

I'm gonna make this a difficult check

21:58

to hit you. And you are dot you are dodging. Right?

22:00

So that's or you're taking cover.

22:02

So Yeah.

22:03

Yeah. I mean, I'm like trying to crawl

22:05

into the crates that are probably

22:07

blowing up around me. And

22:09

back when so we didn't

22:12

pull back the curtain a little further. We

22:14

actually got some of us got to meet in person

22:16

way back at Gencom. and

22:19

Seth Skorkowski gifted me with a set

22:21

of

22:21

Seth Skorkowski dice -- Oh, wow.

22:24

-- so cool. And what I just

22:26

actually had more, but everybody was in the hamster

22:28

cage when I saw it. And like didn't want like,

22:30

throws a man. Yeah. That

22:33

would have been amazing. And

22:35

I bought a set. I bought a set of them when

22:37

they came out. I

22:38

ain't giving you some, man. You just I didn't

22:41

know you're the hamster cage. didn't

22:43

know you said I had I didn't know

22:45

I would ever know you, so I felt I had to

22:47

pile. Okay.

22:49

I appreciate it. So spend

22:52

it well, my friend. What I learned

22:54

when my money had good health. Yeah. You

22:56

enjoy that. Enjoy those worlds. What

22:59

I learned, though, upon opening the set

23:01

of dice is that your favorite die is the

23:03

twelve sided D60

23:06

It also happens to be my favorite. My

23:08

guess. He's a big fan of those.

23:11

So I'm I'm gonna roll yours against

23:13

the way.

23:14

Seth, look look what you've done. Now he's

23:16

rolling against

23:16

you. Grasshopper's

23:19

become the master. Right. When I first came at Genkon,

23:21

the GM got a photo because I rolled a one on

23:23

my very first skill check with my own

23:26

Nice.

23:26

Your own nice. Yeah. He's

23:28

like, hey, this is going on Facebook.

23:32

Okay.

23:32

And unfortunately, when I rolled a

23:34

I rolled a a twelve. to

23:37

hit you, which is enough to -- It's good

23:39

dice. It's a great dice. I'm

23:41

getting you some other swings. Sorry.

23:45

Okay. So he's gonna use his submachine gun

23:48

on burst, which basically allows him to add

23:50

three to damage.

23:51

Okay.

23:52

machine gun. Yep. 0000

23:55

Still isn't it?

23:56

So that is going to

23:58

be eleven points of damage.

23:59

son of them jeez. Oh

24:02

my god. I'm gonna I'm gonna put

24:04

this guy back in the box up because it might

24:06

be a it might be a, like, a bucket of mass destruction.

24:09

give you that time, Matthew. Oh

24:13

my god. So how much

24:15

armor does the just standard

24:17

vac suit? Yeah. because I

24:19

think we're only in back suits. Right? Were

24:21

you you had your you had your special arm

24:23

or didn't you? Six If I was if

24:25

I was allowed to keep it, yeah, man. I don't

24:27

wait. Oh, okay. It's

24:30

Canon. You used the computer on it couple times.

24:32

just didn't help you very much. Okay.

24:33

So it was eleven points? Eleven points.

24:36

Yeah. Okay. So, re get

24:38

through. Right? Which still

24:40

sucks. Okay.

24:41

Okay.

24:44

So how does the how does the d r work

24:46

or how does it work with armor? It's

24:48

the

24:48

the The

24:50

armor is d r, basically. So you just take it

24:52

off the top. the protection is the

24:54

d r. Yeah. Okay. And

24:56

what about just because I know I'm gonna

24:58

get hit eventually. What about if I have

25:00

subdermal armor protection and

25:03

the TL is ten.

25:06

Is that a good thing? It

25:09

should have a number with it. And -- Yeah.

25:11

-- my tail is the tech level. So that's, like,

25:13

how available it is, wherever you are. Okay.

25:16

I didn't write down the number with

25:18

it when I made my character.

25:21

Oh, shit. Just tell me how much

25:23

damage it is, and that's the fire. There's

25:26

look it up and see if I can find it because I

25:28

bought it out of the book, I'm sure. But Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you

25:30

look it up? In the meantime, the fourth Merck is gonna

25:32

go. he is going to I'm

25:35

gonna allow him a recon check

25:37

the to

25:39

see if he sees any of you guys any

25:41

of you guys up in the event. because

25:43

he you did fire a shot out of there, so I'm gonna

25:46

roll over again to see if he notices.

25:48

Oh, and I rolled in the I

25:51

rolled it five and a six on the die. So, yes, he

25:53

notices. So, he's gonna get a shot off

25:55

again. Essentially.

25:57

What's it? No. No. These are these are mine.

25:59

These are my

25:59

Okay. My my frosty

26:02

baby balloons. forbid you from music. Those

26:04

are any longer. You are out. Okay.

26:08

So he's gonna take a shot at you ARTEMIS,

26:11

but I'm gonna give you cover I mean, let's say

26:13

you effectively taken cover from

26:17

the being behind the vent. So

26:19

I'm gonna make this Let's

26:22

say it's a difficult shot and then

26:26

Yeah.

26:26

And I'll take a minus two.

26:30

So And this is with

26:32

a gosh. Right? Oh, you.

26:34

Cheese. Her mouth. Cracked

26:36

eye, which is a good thing for you by the way. Okay.

26:40

Alright. So that is going

26:42

to be thirteen, which

26:44

misses it by one. Okay.

26:47

So you're alright for now. Okay. It

26:49

is now those are all the

26:51

Merck GG.

26:54

It is your turn. It's

26:55

my turn. Okay.

26:58

I

26:58

think I wanna I wanna return something at

27:00

the one that shot

27:01

at me. Okay.

27:02

So that was Merck number three. That's

27:04

his name. The one you had a a moment

27:07

with?

27:08

Yes. The one that actually

27:09

looked at me through a smoking through all

27:11

the firing and the time slowed down

27:13

in

27:13

dead eyes. And he thought that he recognized

27:16

my face, but Oh, he didn't.

27:19

That's the one. I wanna

27:20

aim back at it. Actually,

27:21

it's marked number two. But, yes, go ahead and name.

27:23

I think III have a laser piston.

27:25

Right? That's what I have. I believe

27:27

so.

27:29

So remember

27:30

you can take a minor you have a minor

27:33

action and a significant action. One of the minor

27:35

actions you can take is to aim. which

27:37

will give you a plus one on your

27:39

shot. You could also move, you

27:41

know, you could try to you position

27:43

yourself, but this would be an average shot

27:46

So you're looking for an eight. And if you want an eight, then we

27:48

give you a plus one. And then

27:50

you add your gun combat to that.

27:52

I don't want yet. I think that's I'm not gonna

27:55

move think she's gonna say where she

27:57

is. III am behind

27:59

sort

27:59

of a one of the

28:02

that was a one is it cargo

28:05

box

28:05

things. Right? because that's where I dashed behind,

28:07

I think, the last game. So but

28:09

he still saw me somehow magic clean.

28:12

They're still gonna, like, lean and then I'd

28:15

like to aim -- Okay. -- and then

28:17

fire.

28:18

So I'd be using What again?

28:20

Remind me.

28:21

So you're gonna add your deck ice. Your

28:23

deck's modifier and your gun

28:25

combat skill if you have gun combat.

28:28

right on. I'm gonna come back. But I can use

28:30

my dex, which is fine. Yeah. Let's just

28:32

pray for this role.

28:35

Oh. Do you

28:36

have jack of all trades? Do you have jack of all trades?

28:38

I

28:38

do have jack of all trades so I can add it.

28:40

I don't have to subtract anything. Yeah.

28:42

You have to subtract. Yeah.

28:44

don't. I do have Jack. Okay. Great. Yeah. So

28:47

what'd you get what'd you get with just adding your plus

28:49

one for aiming and your and your Dex modifications?

28:51

Oh, plus one from aiming. Nine. Nine.

28:53

Okay. You hit. Nice. Mhmm. Alright. Roll damaged.

28:56

oh goody goody

28:59

and see if it's gonna be You

29:02

you had your moment. You saw each other through the

29:04

smoke and the gunfire. He brought his

29:06

laser to my pull around and fired off and missed, and then

29:08

you just draw your laser pistol and try to shoot

29:10

them directly in the center of your teeth. Center mask.

29:15

Ten.

29:16

Ten. Excellent. I

29:19

have bad news for you. bad

29:21

news for me? Yeah. Hit

29:23

his armor. And you're not rocking

29:25

back a little bit. It

29:27

doesn't really seem like it hurts. Okay.

29:30

So we have some stiff armor on.

29:32

Some stiff armor on. Okay.

29:34

Okay. It

29:36

is now wilkes turn. He is

29:38

down. I'm bleeding out.

29:42

So now it is the marines turn.

29:45

Marines are gonna all act as one to keep

29:47

this moving. So they're

29:49

gonna shoot and

29:51

they will hit and

29:53

then basically they're just gonna do a little bit

29:55

of damage to all four Merks.

30:03

Okay. And they basically deal all they do

30:05

they they rolled pretty well, but they do

30:07

a little little little chink

30:09

of damage gets through their armor, but it gets

30:11

all of them. So that's this softens up just a

30:13

little little bit. Let me

30:16

just to take that film.

30:20

Talk amongst yourselves.

30:23

I figured out what it is. I looked in the book.

30:25

It's one. I get one

30:27

additional base armor. Yeah.

30:29

In addition to whatever your your

30:31

back suit -- Yes. -- so Yeah. Okay.

30:34

Not it's one of the few armers that stacks in

30:36

this game. It's actually pretty awesome. Yeah.

30:39

Okay. Has it synonically from her horrible

30:42

back surgery that she had to get.

30:43

I was I I was gonna ask how you got it.

30:45

It's subdermal armor, so it's literally subdermal.

30:47

Yeah. Like, she literally had to get it

30:49

because her bones were so

30:52

messed up. Like, they couldn't reconnect a lot of the

30:54

stuff. So they she's, like, cyber, like,

30:56

a Oh, she's, like, a

30:57

cyborg, I guess. It's a very, like, a

31:00

very cyberpunk kind of concept.

31:03

The subdermal armor is something very like

31:05

cyberpunk. Super cool. It's very

31:07

cool. It is cool. Alright.

31:10

FILO is your turn. Okay.

31:13

So I'm up in the vents. next

31:15

to Artemis. And I

31:18

am yeah. I think we're just sniping up

31:20

here. So I

31:23

want to take a

31:25

shot. And I have

31:27

a carbine. Right? think I have a carbine, laser

31:30

carbine, Yeah. I believe I'm

31:32

good. So I'm going to

31:34

aim and take a shot at

31:36

the Merck who just

31:38

shot at Gigi. Okay.

31:40

So your name from Merck number 23I

31:45

said three hours wrong. It was two. Okay.

31:47

Five to hit?

31:50

Yeah. Really? No. Seven.

31:52

Seven. Yeah. It's an average. It's gonna be an average

31:55

shot. Really, you don't have any like, even with your gun

31:57

combat and your deck only all of a sudden? Yeah.

31:59

It was a

31:59

very bad role. It

32:02

was just the cretes that I'm hiding behind. Right.

32:06

Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I brought

32:08

it up. You

32:10

know, you're in trouble when your dam goes really.

32:13

No worries. I'm really excited about that.

32:16

You can't suck That's

32:18

quite low. Are you certain? You're

32:21

certain. Puffer

32:23

is your turn. Okay. Oh, yeah.

32:26

Good. Did you take a a minor action

32:28

to aim perhaps? I did. I

32:30

did. Okay. That's included. That can't help.

32:32

That's included.

32:34

Very bad roll. Alright.

32:36

Puffer it is your turn.

32:38

Okay. So since

32:41

we're we're non grab and

32:43

the the cargo hold I can't like

32:45

shoot crates that will fall on these

32:47

guys because they do

32:49

seem to have very strong armor. I'd

32:52

like to do a recon to see if I don't know

32:54

there's like the video game barrel of explosives

32:57

next to them or something

33:00

that I can use

33:03

since evidently guns aren't

33:05

working as well. Since

33:07

I can't knock something over, is

33:09

there something in this room that smooths.

33:12

Yeah.

33:12

Look for the red barrel. Look for any

33:14

red barrels. Yeah. Are there is this

33:16

just like a giant air tank just

33:18

kind of lying on its side. Towards

33:20

the market. One possible. caution.

33:23

Do not shoot at with laser. Why

33:27

don't I wanna have you, like, roll the

33:29

traveler equipment to lock the equivalent

33:32

is the word I was trying to say and then just

33:34

mess this bush all all those holes

33:36

together. So what do

33:38

you get what do you want? Just roll roll 2D6

33:40

And if you roll higher than an

33:43

eight, There'll

33:45

be something.

33:51

No.

33:53

Ben, is that all nice? Oh.

33:59

You're born with it. Maybe it's really

34:02

exactly the way they were designed. Okay.

34:06

Yes. You see some

34:10

For some reason, maybe

34:12

one of the crew got interrupted. He was

34:14

transporting some oxygen tanks. Oh.

34:16

Through the cargo bay, and you see some

34:19

that are not far from

34:21

kind of to the left side of the the cargo

34:23

bay near Merck one.

34:26

Okay.

34:29

Then,

34:30

now I see them.

34:33

Do I need to make like a recon or something

34:35

to be sure like, okay, g g is

34:37

not like hiding behind those or

34:39

if this explodes, this isn't like to

34:41

toubles one of my buddies. Roll

34:46

the whole and the whole mechanic to

34:49

see, like, to see if you recognize that some

34:51

eyes of the tube and then it will,

34:53

you know, etcetera. I thought

34:55

you're gonna say there's a guy walking

34:57

with the tanks, like, for the battle,

34:59

like, hey, whoops. Like, today is

35:02

just like, oh, he's gonna shoot the man. He's

35:04

sorry everybody. Well, still.

35:06

So stand over by that other guy. Okay.

35:08

Nine. Once all

35:10

the pluses are in, these

35:13

dice are not as good as they can honestly

35:17

Alright. You you think you if

35:19

with a very difficult shot,

35:22

you could basically

35:25

hit one and it would and it would

35:28

explode in a direction and it starts to only

35:30

hurt two of them, two of them,

35:32

the two left or most left most

35:35

left or the most. Sorry. It's been a long

35:37

day for me too. Left or most works.

35:40

Okay. then

35:44

I will probably kinda

35:47

do a little fire in the hole over the cobs.

35:49

and I'm gonna go for it. Right? Yeah. It's

35:51

a very difficult shot, so you're looking for twelve

35:54

or above. It's okay. But if you

35:56

wanna aim, I'll let you know, you can take one. I'm

35:58

aiming. Okay.

35:59

rub my tongue out. Like,

36:03

my ears are hitting a home run. Yeah. Yeah.

36:06

Yeah.

36:09

It

36:11

was warm up shot. It was warm up shot.

36:14

How high did you miss? Let's

36:16

see. 678

36:20

Okay. Yeah. You missed. If you had missed

36:22

that like one or two, I was gonna let I was gonna have

36:24

him explode and just heard some of the marines,

36:27

but they were all up shot. I had

36:29

to clear the barrel. Right. Gotta

36:31

get that that blank out there. Alright.

36:35

Arturo message is your turn. Okay.

36:40

Really quick just looking

36:41

around. Do I see Arturo anywhere, lieutenant

36:43

Damon?

36:43

No. As far as you know, Lieutenant Damon

36:45

is still an engineer. Okay. So

36:48

alright. Just

36:49

thinking about him. I was wondering what he's

36:51

up to. I hope he's okay.

36:54

I'm getting distracted. Okay. She looks

36:56

around. She's got a

36:58

younger man. She's got a younger man in engineering

37:00

waiting He's he's into her. She's

37:02

kinda

37:02

she likes the attention. No. She is

37:04

going to take a shot at the Merck

37:06

who spotted her.

37:07

and shot at her and missed.

37:10

That would be your friend in mind,

37:13

work number four.

37:14

Work number yes. Work number four.

37:16

I had known him by the way that they look

37:18

so

37:18

distinctive.

37:23

Alright. And

37:25

I'm gonna use my jack of all

37:28

trades

37:29

for my gun combat. Oh, what

37:31

am I using? Oh, my gosh rifle.

37:33

Oh, yep. baby. Okay. If

37:36

you

37:36

wanna if you wanna take a mine alright. By the way, the other thing you

37:38

can do with Amy is you can stack them. So you

37:40

can you could you could if you take If

37:43

you forgo your significant action, you can take

37:45

two minor actions. So you could

37:47

stack three aiming

37:49

actions and get yourself a fire on the next

37:51

on your next turn. Yes. And you can even

37:53

take one that next one and get a fourth. Yeah.

37:56

That's true. You could. If you all do it

37:58

in the next round, but I'm gonna do

37:59

I do aim as a minor action. So that's

38:02

gonna be eight.

38:03

And then what do I add

38:05

to the gun combat? Sorry.

38:06

I'm It's your role plus

38:08

your decks modifier plus your gun

38:10

combat skill.

38:11

Okay. Oh. Okay.

38:13

That's a nine. Okay. You hit

38:15

him. Yeah. So yeah.

38:17

Go ahead and roll damage. Hey.

38:19

Alright. Okay. Roll high. Roll high.

38:25

Oh.

38:29

Sounds

38:29

like a good oo.

38:32

Twenty twenty one. It's

38:34

four it's Wait. Is

38:35

it 5D4 For the exhaust

38:38

rifle?

38:38

I think it is. I think I have one more role.

38:40

Gosh,

38:42

I I am Yeah. That's how deep. Right. I think that's

38:45

What? Oh, is it just four d?

38:48

Yeah. Four d damage on the gosh. And it's twenty

38:50

one thought for some reason I wrote 54D

38:52

Okay? Four d. Okay. Twenty

38:54

one is great. That and you and

38:57

you notice that, you know, the armor absorbs a bunch

38:59

of it, but, you know, if a fair a fair chunk

39:02

gets through.

39:04

Okay. With

39:07

that, it is now unfortunately

39:09

a Merck's turn. So Merck

39:12

one is going to shoot up

39:14

at the vents as well. He's gonna aim at he's

39:16

gonna aim at FIL. This

39:18

is the guy who's on. He's in

39:20

pretty dire straits. Now,

39:23

these are gonna be difficult shot. He

39:25

will miss. Merck two

39:27

is gonna shoot over AGG Now

39:29

they're engaged and a eye

39:31

contact number they're engaged. Oh,

39:34

the congratulations. Okay.

39:36

He will hit and

39:39

he will roll his damage. He has a he

39:42

has a laser rifle. which is

39:44

five d damage. Oh,

39:46

boy. I'm sorry. Wait

39:48

a minute. Yeah. You

39:50

would you like to perhaps Use

39:53

your reaction to dodge

39:55

or take cover. But

39:57

you shouldn't really like you said

39:59

a cover. You're

40:00

gonna stand right there and let them aim at me. Yeah,

40:03

I'd like to dodge. Right? If I can dodge

40:05

right now. Alright. So

40:07

your if you dodge, just shot you add

40:09

your your decks deep dice modifier

40:12

or your athletics dexterity number

40:14

to the difficulty of

40:16

the roll. Okay. Oh,

40:19

this year. Oh. Next is just one.

40:21

Just one. What's your you you have athletics next

40:24

earning?

40:26

I don't I just have a I have a zero

40:28

in in athletics. That's it. Alright.

40:30

The other thing you can do is dive for cover

40:32

and basically like throw yourself on the ground or

40:34

behind being solid. Okay. That

40:37

would give him a DM minus

40:39

two, which would be enough to remit

40:42

enough to make a mess. And then you do you

40:44

forgo your major action on your next

40:46

turn then? Is that how that works? You basically have to

40:48

figure out your whole next turn. Your whole

40:50

next turn. Oh, you can't do it, really?

40:52

Yeah. You figure out your next set of actions. Yeah.

40:56

You

40:56

might wanna do that though. That's a lot of damage.

40:58

Yeah. Five me since then. Yeah.

41:01

I'm gonna have to she just dives for

41:03

carpet. Dives, like, straight down. Yeah.

41:06

Okay. Great. So yeah. The you

41:08

you you you're still in eye contact with

41:10

this guy and he aimed you hit him. You

41:12

hit him. And so he aimed now he takes he takes

41:14

care and he aims. He looks down the side of

41:16

the barrel and fire and, like, just as he's about to pull the

41:18

trigger, you're oh, no. And you dive behind

41:21

a cargo container. Yeah. Like yeah.

41:23

Flying dive. And the the shot

41:26

burns a giant hole right

41:28

where you're headed with a bit on the wall. We

41:32

guys have been feeling not the sealant. Okay.

41:35

Go ahead. Always.

41:38

Merck. Merck three will once

41:40

again shoot at will pop up

41:43

and shoot at

41:44

FILO. I'm sorry. I puffer. I puffer.

41:48

Got

41:48

you. Sure. Yeah. I don't

41:51

like three. He all goes

41:53

three. Okay. He

41:55

rolls an eleven, which

41:57

I believe would

41:58

hit even with even with your

42:01

your even with a barrel or the

42:03

the crate, you should say? It's

42:05

the submachine gun he's gonna do another burst.

42:11

Okay. That is going to be eleven

42:14

points of damage. Okay.

42:19

Does armor ablate?

42:22

I don't remember.

42:24

Nope. Leave some. There

42:26

is an ablative armor. or

42:29

ablating the pineapple as a punch

42:32

of food. I just wanna

42:34

make sure, like, do I still have a plain sorta

42:36

duh. I

42:39

sure hope.

42:40

Well, I do too. I just I just

42:42

wanted to be a hola. I think it

42:44

stays constant. Right? Like,

42:47

I think so, but I wasn't willing

42:49

to commit to that answer.

42:51

because isn't there a blading

42:53

armor that, like, It will take damage,

42:56

but it also, like, creates like a cloud

42:58

of its own dust around you when it does get

43:00

damaged to, like, make you

43:03

even harder to hit. Yeah.

43:05

There's a specific there is one there's a specific

43:08

blade armor. Yeah. We're does

43:10

that and it's cheap and that's why why you

43:12

can why it's useful. Okay.

43:16

But back suits do not ablate. No.

43:19

Right. That's actually doing folders

43:21

where yeah. I'm

43:22

not seeing it.

43:24

Right. Okay.

43:25

Just wanted to make sure. So

43:27

-- Thanks for being honest. Yeah. Really

43:29

commendable. Yeah. As

43:31

I as I then give the finger

43:34

to that guy, which my armor actually does

43:36

appear eventually just probably

43:38

not as fast. Alright.

43:42

And then merchandisers four gonna fire

43:44

off fire off a shot at FILO with

43:49

his GOSS rifle. Uh-huh.

43:51

His close range

43:53

GOSS rifle shots I am rolling

43:55

absolute rocks to that. You're so

43:57

nice. I am. I I did. I put them

43:59

with

43:59

I put my I put my blues a side meant

44:02

for my

44:02

my little, you know, stone gray with green

44:05

green pips. Okay.

44:08

You were in the vent. I mean, he rolled

44:10

he rolled he

44:11

rolled an eleven on my on the d six, and

44:14

that's not even counting his modifiers.

44:15

the

44:17

So yeah, I mean, can

44:20

you take I mean, I would allow you to take cover

44:22

or if you're gonna use you

44:24

use A0G and you're in an air vent if you

44:26

wanted to try to twist out of the way or that

44:28

you dodge? Yeah. If I just like pull dodge

44:31

by well, we're gonna I don't have a dex

44:33

modifiers. You could I would let you dive

44:35

for cover by just like landing

44:37

back against the bend and floating yourself

44:39

backwards. Okay. I will do that.

44:41

Okay. have artemis and pull her up and hit.

44:44

Yeah. Yeah.

44:46

Alright. So you die you die for cover

44:48

as well for growing your next act.

44:50

Yeah. Exactly. Okay.

44:53

I do like to imagine

44:54

that we headheads. Like, you

44:55

just dive further into it out.

44:58

Jeez, I'll be safe. Right.

45:02

Ow. Too tight in here. There's a terrible

45:04

place to have a gun combat. Did you

45:06

come up here behind me?

45:08

He showed it me. I'm I'm sorry.

45:10

I'm sorry. Yay. It was right.

45:12

He's planning. Yes. I think so. Alright.

45:16

At that moment, it oh, sorry. It is Gigi

45:18

Stern.

45:19

but you for you for winter action

45:21

by diving to cover. So now I

45:23

just have minor action or none at all? None

45:25

at all. Sorry.

45:28

Wilks is still down. The Marines

45:30

are gonna go.

45:32

Boy, thank god, the Marines

45:34

are here.

45:35

Yeah. It's

45:37

like, oh my god. Yeah.

45:40

Very lucky that. Okay. Well, the Marines rolled

45:43

very very well. So they are gonna you

45:45

know, they're gonna fire off with their advanced

45:47

combat rifles. They're gonna go full

45:49

auto.

45:51

the

45:52

So

45:54

they are gonna go they basically get

45:56

extra attacks.

45:59

So they're gonna get another attack.

46:05

And

46:05

they will hit there as well. Alright.

46:07

So now I'm just gonna roll it. I'm gonna roll their dam and

46:10

roll twice on

46:11

their damage.

46:21

Come on, Marie. Alright. So they roll twenty

46:23

six damage. So I'm just gonna say god. Wow.

46:26

that's good. Yeah.

46:28

So okay. So the Marines

46:30

just there's, you know, the Marines.

46:32

They're pretty they're space marines. They're pretty tough. So

46:35

actually, they're able to kill Merck number

46:37

one. They just obliterate him. Yay.

46:39

Awesome. He's dead. Nice. Good.

46:42

That's for two. Hey, Merck.

46:45

Alright. Merck number two gets hit.

46:47

Merck number three gets hit.

46:50

And Merck number

46:52

four gets hit. Okay. They're all

46:54

still up. Okay.

46:57

It is Milo,

46:59

your turn, you for you

47:01

for winter accidents, or what my I'm

47:05

pulling myself in zero g back

47:07

into position so that I can fire

47:09

again next time. dot com.

47:11

Puffer. You are up. Okay.

47:14

Dude, just shot me twice. My little

47:16

plan of causing some sort of wily coyote

47:18

crap did not work. So

47:22

I would like to shoot. Is it three

47:24

that keeps shooting me? Mark three?

47:27

You get hit you get hit with the one with the seven shingom,

47:29

which is Mercury. Yes. Okay. I would

47:31

like to return the favor. Great.

47:33

and and and shoot him in the

47:36

face. Yeah. Yeah. Call

47:38

on your shot.

47:41

No. If

47:44

I hit him in the faces, I hit him. We

47:47

were artists playing groups with

47:49

Garrett Logan and, like and we I

47:52

was trying to, like, describe the flavor

47:54

of what I'm doing, and I was like, Alec,

47:56

and she reaches up with a with a knife.

47:58

He's like, dies on him. He's like

47:59

stabs his throat. And then Jared

48:02

and Claire were like, are you calling your shot? Jared,

48:05

that matters in perception. It comes

48:08

got a green pencil. I've never played

48:10

girls. I've never actually played it. You can

48:12

check it out on the game garage. I

48:14

will. I will. Thanks, Matthew. Yeah.

48:17

Good advice.

48:22

Oh.

48:23

Oh.

48:26

Yet? Yeah.

48:28

Thirteen. Thirteen. Oh, so that's

48:30

a good It's really

48:32

good. It's just six above. What

48:34

do you mean? No. It's

48:37

five above what you need. Well, I feel

48:39

this is a regular success. Oh,

48:41

yeah. It's all damage.

48:45

You've preferred a better roll

48:48

for the damage.

48:52

Jamming out to this boundary.

48:54

No. That's exactly so fun. Eighteen,

48:57

you said. That's pretty good. That is

48:59

pretty good. He is still up.

49:01

Oh my god. Okay. You

49:06

hit him. autonomous. It is your turn. Alright.

49:10

I'm going to FERC three just took pretty

49:12

pretty solid hit.

49:13

Yeah. I was gonna use this round to

49:16

do like a full aim and get super

49:18

used, but you know what? I will just aim as a minor

49:20

action, and I'm gonna aim for Mercury in to

49:22

finish

49:22

them off. Okay. What is your deck's

49:24

modifier, Sydney?

49:26

Zero. Mine two.

49:28

What's up?

49:29

Zero is. because I can't

49:31

remember what happened, but I

49:32

I broke your back. Oh,

49:34

yeah. why

49:37

you're a sign word. This old thing? There were

49:40

a lot of things forgetting that I shattered

49:42

my spot. In the Endurance,

49:43

I I got cut and I

49:45

broke my back. Some crazy shit happened

49:48

in my

49:48

use. Well, having a lattice

49:50

layer of of of

49:53

of kevlar under your skin has probably

49:55

got back here. But

49:57

it's so smooth too. I'm so smooth.

49:59

It's my

49:59

smooth hair. Like, when I wear

50:01

a bathing suit, I'm like like my whole body's

50:04

like liquid. It looks same.

50:05

Yeah. We can also clean her with armor all.

50:07

It's it's That's I

50:11

roll. That's everything. double seven

50:13

three.

50:15

Ten four.

50:16

So that will be Box

50:19

Coors. Thirteen. Yeah. Thirteen.

50:22

Thirteen.

50:22

So if

50:24

it were a six or more on the effect, say

50:26

you was an average shot, you get an exceptional

50:28

success or you get something bonus. But for now, just

50:30

roll your damage.

50:31

Yeah. I literally

50:31

can't roll any higher than a thirteen.

50:34

It's only your if only you hadn't broken your Mac

50:36

that time, it's extra higher. I think

50:38

if you get box cars, I think

50:40

it should be exceptional, like a

50:42

crib. I think it's you like that. Alright.

50:45

Alright. Skid, you talked me into it. There we

50:47

go. because it's even harder, right,

50:49

than is it even it's less likely

50:52

than, like, hitting a nap actual one on a d twenty,

50:54

getting two sixes, I think so. Right?

50:57

It's a one in thirty six chance. Right.

50:59

So Oh, yeah. even harder. So Yeah.

51:01

Right? To my to my math. Check my math. I

51:04

Yes, ma'am. It's like six times six. Right? Yeah.

51:06

One one times one, it's over six times Yeah.

51:08

Yeah. The people listening will check. You

51:10

don't have to challenge. That's true. a

51:13

lot of stuff. So

51:15

then if it's

51:16

crit, what am I doing?

51:17

So you're gonna get it's an exceptional success.

51:19

You'll get six it's rather you'll get success

51:21

and something will happen. So roll

51:24

your damage and we'll sit and and we'll see from there.

51:28

Dude

51:28

is gone out of his hand. Sixteen

51:31

damage. Okay. This guy,

51:34

had three hit had three hits

51:36

left and his armor is

51:38

thirteen. Oh. Oh.

51:41

So I kill him. You kill him.

51:43

Yeah. You

51:45

shoot him in the head. And when he go

51:48

so this is your success and when

51:50

he and when he goes down, his finger depresses

51:52

a trigger on his submachine

51:55

gun. And he goes full auto

51:57

and in the spray of I'm in a

51:59

role. I'm in a role to see what he hit.

52:01

if hits any of the marines or any of you

52:03

or if he hits. Oh, no. The oxygen

52:06

tank that just happened to have been sitting

52:08

in the cargo tank. Oh, okay. Okay.

52:11

So I'm gonna roll I'm gonna roll

52:13

3D6

52:14

if it's if

52:17

it's wait. Sorry. I I said, you the

52:19

marines -- Or

52:21

the oxygen. -- or the oxygen. So yeah.

52:24

One through six will be the marines. seven

52:26

through thirteen

52:28

will be the oxygen

52:31

and then fourteen through eighteen will

52:33

be my math is totally off, but we're gonna see

52:35

and go with it. Okay. Okay. Just

52:37

let us know.

52:39

And i rolled

52:41

an eight, so it hits the oxygen tanks. Yes.

52:44

Uh-huh. Okay.

52:47

So, god, I guess I'm just

52:49

gonna treat this lion. Was this work three?

52:53

This is it's gonna Mercury is dead,

52:55

but the auction His dying

52:57

act is he pulled off the shot that I could

52:59

I hate her. Yeah. This

53:02

is what it's gonna show me up at the very

53:04

end. I can do a sin.

53:08

Such an action movie thing too. He dies and

53:10

automatically. He's just like, yay, yay, yay, yay,

53:12

yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.

53:14

It's so clear. That's really cool. I'm

53:17

gonna treat the oxygen tank as a

53:19

fragronid for the purposes of figuring

53:21

out damage. I just need

53:23

to know what the blast

53:25

Trade rainy. If anyone knows what

53:27

that does, that would be

53:29

crazy

53:29

helpful to me in this exact moment.

53:33

That's the truth. That's

53:35

the

53:35

truth. Black's the

53:37

truth. Black's the bowl

53:39

and then chat. Let us know. In

53:41

the meantime, at least in the future. Yeah.

53:44

I'm in a roll damage and then we'll figure out what the

53:46

blast trade is. Oh,

53:49

okay blast. This weapon has an

53:51

explosive component or is otherwise able

53:53

to affect target spread across a wide area.

53:56

Okay. Upon a successful attack, damages

53:58

rolled against every target within the weapon's

53:59

blast score in meters.

54:03

Dodge

54:03

reactions may not be made against the

54:05

blast weapon, but targets may die recover.

54:07

Cover may be taken advantage of if it lies

54:09

between a target and the center of the weapon's

54:11

blast.

54:12

Okay. So this has a blast

54:14

nine. So nine meters is about is about

54:16

thirty six feet. So I

54:19

am gonna take I'm gonna

54:22

I'm gonna rule that I'm gonna answer massive

54:24

explosion. So

54:27

I mean, well, the art of us, you know, has turned around

54:29

is walking away, slow motion. Not

54:34

looking at all. Probably not of the air

54:36

take. Tell

54:39

us all. Right. Okay.

54:42

I'm gonna rule that it hits both Merx.

54:45

So that's eighteen

54:48

on the on the mercury is dead.

54:51

Nice. That was from the That was

54:53

well, arm is already killed. Oh,

54:55

no. Mercury is I killed Mercury.

54:57

Yeah. Mercury is actually still alive. Mercury

55:00

is dead. And

55:02

Merck four, I'm gonna roll separate damage.

55:04

I'll just apply the same damage. Let's just keep

55:06

it simple. Oh, you know what?

55:08

Merck four is dead. Yes, please.

55:11

However, I'm going to apply that damage

55:13

to the Marines as well.

55:15

And I'm just

55:17

gonna I'll just do something to

55:19

reduce that mechanic. The Marines

55:22

were

55:22

great idea in theory, and it became

55:24

a little bit of a GM liability as

55:27

to, you know. Yeah.

55:29

Okay. You never wanna add more

55:32

NPCs into a battle when you

55:34

can avoid it. Yeah.

55:35

I was like, I've already we've already got

55:38

for Merx. I was like, I'm at an n wilkes,

55:40

and I was like, let me add a cadre of marines.

55:43

Yeah. Let me take an hour onto

55:45

this scenario. this

55:47

encounter. I I remember that was your turn. It

55:49

is now the Merck's turn. It is it is

55:51

now Merck. That just leaves Merck

55:53

four. Number four is Merck

55:56

two is the only one who's still alive. Merck

55:58

two, that's g

55:59

g's Merck. Yes. Of

56:02

course. G g engagement's off.

56:04

I

56:07

have to tell you the news, the engagement.

56:10

is off. The

56:14

two of them have had this entire, like,

56:17

relationship over the precious funeral

56:19

life. That's right. That's right. In that moment,

56:21

Gigi, you recognized this guy as you

56:23

remember him from he actually was

56:25

in one of your your commune's back

56:27

when you're growing up and you do know him and his

56:30

name is Paul. And

56:32

Paul is going to try to

56:34

shoot at ARTEMIS because

56:36

you're smart. You don't recover. So

56:40

he's gonna take his laser rifle and narrow it up at

56:42

the vet. No. The rifle is up at the vet. I

56:44

was crawling out of those vents. How

56:46

do you know where I am? Reflection

56:49

off your faceplate of your Brexit.

56:51

Shit. He actually got sora,

56:54

like, he's just seeing. It's all

56:56

the way to the vet. Yeah. If

56:59

she you go. I had fun I had fun

57:01

creating these guys. It's it's really

57:03

it's like it's very easy to create m b c's

57:05

and traveler in terms of the mechanics. You just kind

57:07

of just

57:08

you know, give them the staff. They need they need to have

57:10

them and their their skills. I

57:13

I had fun deciding that there was one guy

57:15

who was really strong.

57:17

but really dumb and not very good at aiming.

57:20

And this is and this is Merck number two.

57:22

Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah.

57:24

So he actually misses who

57:27

shot at Artemis. Yeah. He's using If

57:29

you were to get this guy up in -- Yep. -- idiot.

57:31

If you were to get this guy up in melee combat, he

57:33

would fuck him up.

57:34

Okay. He

57:36

misses. So now it is

57:39

the Marines or it's acting like,

57:41

oh, it was Gigi's turn. Gigi is your turn.

57:43

There's one Merck still up. You

57:46

totally just

57:46

and I was gonna I was thinking melee

57:49

and Matt. So now I'm all freaked out because he's

57:51

strong, and he's

57:51

stupid, but he's strong as an ox. Right?

57:53

it'd be so bad as to, like, pick

57:55

the biggest guy and, like, go

57:57

right for him. You

57:59

know, because that's

57:59

that is my MO in

58:02

general. And, like, how do I mean you never

58:04

know what's gonna happen? In

58:06

general, you know, you never know. Someone can

58:08

look strong. But, I mean, like, the smile

58:10

this thing can take down something really

58:12

big if it's like a wealth thought out plan.

58:15

And that's what Gigi is known for things

58:17

that are well thought out

58:19

Always wait. You understand?

58:21

Always. Okay. So

58:24

she's right now on the ground because she don't

58:26

recover last turn, and

58:28

she sort of scrambled up and to

58:30

a right, there's like a half

58:32

drunk can or it's like beer or something.

58:35

And she's gonna pick it up swig

58:39

it, crunch it, and

58:41

throw the can as minor action. right

58:47

I will let the beer can be a free act.

58:49

I don't think you should be allowed to drink any

58:51

alcohol as a minor action because

58:53

it's prohibited by law. I

58:55

think that it should give Gigi a boost

58:58

of some sort, but that's just my humble opinion.

59:01

It was the pop right thing. It's

59:05

cheesy spinach. That's

59:07

here. Are these fans of

59:09

fear or Gigi's popeyes? The

59:13

cannibal of fear. What

59:15

the fuck is happening? I don't

59:17

know. don't know. How did the

59:19

hap we're who had the hap drum can of beer

59:21

in cargo bay? Yeah. I know. It was

59:24

We have have another full inquiry for

59:26

this fast. Why not? It's coming

59:28

out of little drops because it's 0GH He's

59:30

like, oh, oh, yeah. That's

59:32

funny. She's still the fear. can.

59:35

It floats away. It's crazy. You

59:39

just throw it and just, like, kinda just, like, goes

59:41

a little just goes like a foot or two. I'm just

59:43

saying, Yeah. Alright.

59:45

So are you going to charge at this guy?

59:48

Well,

59:48

first, she's gonna face him and she's gonna say,

59:51

Paul,

59:53

Gucci.

59:55

What are you doing on this shit?

59:57

Where

59:57

did you come from? I'm

59:59

just

59:59

working a job, man.

1:00:03

Is

1:00:03

this about those outfits we

1:00:05

made you guys wear in the condo?

1:00:07

Is this about You

1:00:09

said you would never mention that again.

1:00:11

Well, I did. And guess what? I'm

1:00:14

back. And

1:00:14

you look terrible in yours. And

1:00:17

I think she's going to Here's

1:00:20

my theater thing. the boxes that are in front

1:00:22

of me, are they heavy

1:00:24

to pick up? mean,

1:00:26

yes, but you're in zero g.

1:00:30

But if I throw something, it's not

1:00:32

really gonna do anything because it's zero

1:00:33

j. Nah, not really. I

1:00:35

had this host sitting in my head, you know, like,

1:00:38

donkey kong this guy

1:00:39

with a barrel or something. I

1:00:42

think he's not gonna work. Throw him his to work.

1:00:44

If you throw something at him gravity

1:00:46

wouldn't matter. It's just the it's would be

1:00:48

the inertia of of

1:00:51

bulk of whatever you're hitting, though.

1:00:53

Yeah. It still hurts as much. maybe

1:00:55

standing there with a barrel floating toward him,

1:00:57

like, okay. But you

1:00:59

know what I mean? You know it, like, really hard. I mean, it would

1:01:01

it would it it it wouldn't fall on him.

1:01:04

You couldn't, like, push it over and not fall on

1:01:06

him. But I would Right? Any

1:01:08

any physicists out there? This is

1:01:10

a call. You just need to throw something. it, like, it would

1:01:12

hurt me. It would it would hurt. Slam

1:01:14

an indoor. Right? Yeah. Right. I

1:01:17

but I mean anything. Right? Well,

1:01:19

the other

1:01:20

option is and this I was thinking that she

1:01:22

can do something where she like she says

1:01:24

something like really

1:01:25

rude to him, but I'm not gonna repeat on the screen

1:01:27

because I know there were children watching.

1:01:28

And she's gonna run up

1:01:30

the boxes and can I like just

1:01:33

leap for him? because she never liked Paul's

1:01:35

attitude. He was never a team

1:01:37

player. He never

1:01:39

looked out for anyone but

1:01:40

himself and that's why he was almost

1:01:42

ousted from the commune. I mean,

1:01:45

the commune He's almost ousted.

1:01:48

Paul

1:01:48

was not a team player.

1:01:50

No. Yeah. It

1:01:51

wasn't a straight union player. two pigs

1:01:53

and the one and the three. That's right.

1:01:57

Yeah. He refused to participate in

1:01:59

the pig prank. He's

1:01:59

like,

1:02:02

no, ma'am. We're we're in trouble. think

1:02:05

that there's another pig that's still missing.

1:02:07

It's like, that's the point, Paul. It's

1:02:09

exactly what we're trying to accomplish. Paul,

1:02:13

you ready yet. you wanna

1:02:16

basically, you wanna, like, kind of, like,

1:02:19

ricochet yourself off of the wall

1:02:21

and at Paul and hit the whip him or

1:02:23

shoot him or you wanna do or hit him with Oh,

1:02:26

yeah. She's she's she had it

1:02:28

with him. She's his attitude. it was terrible

1:02:30

when he was at the commune and this was

1:02:33

a

1:02:33

long time coming

1:02:35

and this is good place for it. So if I

1:02:37

can if I can lunch off the wall, she's

1:02:39

gonna, like, oh, it's Chitara

1:02:41

him. Go right

1:02:44

at him. Alright. So Alright.

1:02:46

So

1:02:47

so that he has a disadvantage. disorder.

1:02:50

And then, you know, I have I I back

1:02:52

up here that I'll see this action and they will

1:02:55

hear Gigi screaming. So

1:02:57

I wanna I wanna take him down

1:02:58

or take him down to China Town. So

1:03:01

-- Yeah. -- give me a an

1:03:04

athletics check to

1:03:07

make the it's gonna be an it's gonna be an

1:03:09

average athletic check because you're in zero g.

1:03:12

So eight or above. And then

1:03:15

from there, if you're successful,

1:03:18

then depending on how it's where you are.

1:03:20

You are. Well, then we'll resolve the melee attack

1:03:22

against him. Yeah.

1:03:25

Yeah.

1:03:25

because right now she's she's feeling

1:03:27

and he's been aiming or he's been looking at her

1:03:29

now that she realizes who he is,

1:03:31

it's like,

1:03:32

I dare you. Okay.

1:03:34

099

1:03:36

Okay.

1:03:39

That's and so you're able to you

1:03:41

you kind of jump up and you're like you're

1:03:43

like boom and you ricochet off the wall

1:03:45

and you're coming in at them and now

1:03:48

just roll a melee attack which

1:03:50

is Use it plus excuse

1:03:53

me. Use

1:03:54

it plus your your

1:03:56

strength or decks if you wanna make either

1:03:58

one. You can make this for either.

1:03:59

They're both the same. Okay.

1:04:01

And then you're you should have a malaise

1:04:04

skill if you don't use your jack of all trade.

1:04:06

Okay.

1:04:06

I will use my jack of all

1:04:08

trade then. Oh.

1:04:13

Eleven.

1:04:13

Okay. Oh. Yeah.

1:04:15

So you hit him. The six it was gonna give

1:04:17

us an average hit, so the the effect still

1:04:19

just regular success. Okay.

1:04:22

And you roll one

1:04:26

roll one d damage. Yeah.

1:04:28

One day. Yeah. One day, it's May,

1:04:30

like, if you're pissing him.

1:04:32

Got it. But I mean, this was just this is

1:04:34

pure

1:04:34

anger just bubbling out of

1:04:36

her in June or so.

1:04:39

I'm gonna rule that

1:04:44

Because

1:04:44

of rule of I'm gonna say you're gonna forgo armor

1:04:47

because you're just gonna piss the weapon like in the

1:04:49

in the space where his eyes are. Nice.

1:04:52

So roll down a little too. Like,

1:04:54

you always make me fun of my hair. I'm

1:04:57

sorry. I didn't like the outfits. They

1:05:01

cut me funny. made

1:05:04

me look hippie. Okay.

1:05:09

Five. Okay. GG

1:05:12

just, like, climbs up the wall and comes

1:05:15

flying in and just pisses the lips of this guy

1:05:17

right between the eyes and knocks him unconscious.

1:05:19

Yeah. nice. At

1:05:22

that moment, though. Oh. Gigi

1:05:25

looks up from where she is. It's like she's

1:05:27

like, like, like, things

1:05:29

like perched on top of this guy because it's still

1:05:31

zero g. And she's knocked him to the ground. And

1:05:35

you look up to the side that the

1:05:37

the airlock that they have cut through

1:05:40

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1:05:42

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So just when you thought

1:06:59

you're through, but you

1:07:01

didn't think they were only, like, I don't

1:07:03

know, a half dozen Merx coming

1:07:05

to take over the ship. Did you did

1:07:07

you really think could You heard that

1:07:09

he's back there. Maybe they're just on a small

1:07:12

little ship. Maybe the ship was tiny.

1:07:14

No. I have other ships Pretty

1:07:17

cool. Yeah. And

1:07:19

unfortunately, I have a commitment to sci fi Verus

1:07:21

Millitude. So as we've seen from

1:07:23

past streams, So

1:07:26

yeah. Give me a second. There's a

1:07:29

bit of a very similar to that's gonna get us

1:07:31

all killed getting his killed, Matthew.

1:07:34

You seem like you're doing okay. It's just Wilks,

1:07:36

who's bleeding out on the on the deck.

1:07:38

Oh, so I just got angry, but we oh, there's a little

1:07:40

left here. We're the medicine Lung

1:07:43

spheres. Yeah. Little globules.

1:07:45

Yeah. Like in Star Trek

1:07:48

six. Yes. Exactly like Star

1:07:50

Trek six. Okay.

1:07:53

Let's see. Yes. So Gigi looks up and as

1:07:55

she kills Paul Merck

1:07:57

AKA Merck number three,

1:07:59

she

1:08:01

sees another about another five

1:08:03

Merck's charging out of the

1:08:06

out of the the opening towards you.

1:08:09

We're gonna stay an initiative and

1:08:12

that is going to be their turn.

1:08:15

the

1:08:16

walks is

1:08:18

down. The Marines

1:08:21

are going to I'm

1:08:23

gonna use the Marines turn One

1:08:25

of them is gonna rush over I

1:08:27

said, I'm just gonna say, you know, one they're gonna

1:08:30

lay down some covering fire while one of

1:08:32

them rushes over to give Wilks some

1:08:34

versed it.

1:08:35

the

1:08:37

Okay. And then it is

1:08:39

phylose turns. You see five more

1:08:41

merks. basically, like, coming out,

1:08:43

poking or, like, leaning out from beyond the, like,

1:08:45

around the threshold of this

1:08:47

opening they've cut into the ellison to

1:08:50

shoot getting ready true to you all. Okay.

1:08:52

So he says, he sees this, like,

1:08:55

new wave pouring out of this

1:08:57

breach. And he says, oh, you know what? They

1:08:59

say about much. See, one, there's

1:09:01

a hundred more crawling in the walls.

1:09:04

And he's gonna

1:09:06

he's gonna aim and fire. Okay.

1:09:09

Add foremost Merck. Formula Merck.

1:09:11

His name? New one. Number

1:09:14

five. Five. Okay. Number

1:09:16

five.

1:09:17

That is is a eight.

1:09:21

That hits. Yes.

1:09:24

Okay. Oh.

1:09:27

twenty

1:09:30

one points of damage. Oh, okay.

1:09:32

That's great that's great. Nice.

1:09:35

That it's Some of that gets through even Pierce's

1:09:37

his armor. Yes. He just needed a clip.

1:09:39

That's all he needed. That was the missing ingredient.

1:09:42

It was a pre shot clip. Okay.

1:09:45

Well, take I hope everyone takes that advice because

1:09:47

I think it will only help the show. Puffer

1:09:50

is your turn. Okay.

1:09:54

So with

1:09:57

the the merks that are down, I guess,

1:10:00

like, floating in their their grav boots or

1:10:02

whatever. Right?

1:10:03

Yeah. Their their their their mag

1:10:05

their mag booths are still are

1:10:06

still stuck to the deck, so they're just kinda flowed

1:10:09

in there like that. Have

1:10:11

you guys seen It was a blood floating out

1:10:13

of them. Yeah. Have you seen nope? Have

1:10:15

you seen nope?

1:10:16

Yes. Alright. Then I won't spoil it. But

1:10:18

for those of you who have, you know, exactly. It's funny

1:10:20

too because there's an element in Note that's very

1:10:22

similar to a story that Felicia was

1:10:25

just telling us. Yeah. Which one?

1:10:27

Which one? I tell a lot. The animal regular

1:10:29

thing. That's it. That's their job. And No.

1:10:32

I told late. Oh, no. almost said something.

1:10:34

Nope. It was it was very good. Yeah. I was thinking

1:10:36

of the expanse that just be kind of standing there

1:10:38

weird. Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:42

So some of these Marx had way better

1:10:44

guns than I do. So

1:10:47

I'll try to say, is there any way I could make get

1:10:49

to, like, that sweet laser rifle

1:10:51

or anything else. And

1:10:55

it didn't even I don't know, like,

1:10:58

a grenade launcher over. Swaggy,

1:11:02

I don't like to stop for the roll. hot

1:11:05

potato. the only

1:11:07

part that I will tell you. Send

1:11:10

more oxygen. Send more

1:11:12

ice to talk the

1:11:14

only way out of this is to pause it, guys.

1:11:17

Yep. That's right. So

1:11:19

so what do I need to roll roll a week

1:11:21

on?

1:11:25

Eight. Okay.

1:11:26

Nogrenades. I'll tell you

1:11:28

what they were carrying. So there

1:11:30

is an accelerator rifle, which

1:11:33

is cool, especially for zero

1:11:36

g. the laser

1:11:38

rifle which does the most damage. The

1:11:40

submachine gun which has

1:11:43

an auto setting and can reverse damage as well.

1:11:46

And then the GOSS rifle, which can ignore

1:11:50

it has an a AP five. It has an armor piercing

1:11:52

five. And also the GOSS rifle

1:11:55

is really awesome. Oh, that It's

1:11:58

cool.

1:11:58

No. I have a I would

1:11:59

I would say you can get to any of those

1:12:02

based on where they were blown, from when

1:12:04

the oxygen tank exploded, you can get to any

1:12:06

of those with a single move and then

1:12:09

picking it up would be another minor action and then

1:12:11

you a a third minor action if you wanted to

1:12:13

go for one. Okay.

1:12:15

the So

1:12:16

I'm not proficient in slug guns,

1:12:19

but that armor piercing quality just sends

1:12:21

to damn good to pass up. So Pretty

1:12:23

good. Especially against these guys. for sure.

1:12:25

So do you want me to make, like, AAA

1:12:29

athletics deck check and kind of

1:12:32

throw at my way to it? I'll just

1:12:34

let you move. I think it's I think it's I

1:12:36

mean, I'm assuming you're just kind of dashing

1:12:38

there as fast as you possibly can because

1:12:40

you're an active firefight. Yes.

1:12:43

And then with my like,

1:12:45

if I if I reach over, grab it,

1:12:47

I I think I would like to

1:12:50

use my last two dash back

1:12:52

behind cover Okay. That one

1:12:54

I will I will ask for an athletic drink.

1:12:59

You could have just left yourself out in the hope. That's

1:13:02

true. Look. Yes. Yes.

1:13:04

Legal. I could have. Legal. Well

1:13:08

within your rights to defend you.

1:13:11

seven. That's actually behind

1:13:13

the shower curtain. There you

1:13:15

go. You so

1:13:17

you okay. So you you pop out from behind

1:13:19

your crate. and you just start mag

1:13:21

boot running across the deck.

1:13:24

You're able to, like, reach down and

1:13:26

grab the Goss rifle, and then you try to

1:13:28

pure wet back, but you don't, but your mag boots stuck

1:13:30

little bit, so you get you kind of get you stumble a little

1:13:32

bit, and you're able to get back to the crate, but you're not

1:13:34

behind cover.

1:13:37

Smooth buffer. Smooth. Alright.

1:13:41

So then ARTEMIS

1:13:43

is your term. Alright.

1:13:45

I How many bricks can

1:13:47

I see from

1:13:48

my point of view? I'll say you can see

1:13:50

all all fiber. Okay.

1:13:52

I am going to then

1:13:54

take

1:13:56

I mean,

1:13:57

I might as well take three minor action. I'm gonna take

1:13:59

my three minor actions

1:13:59

of aiming. Okay. Cool.

1:14:02

And just power up and wait

1:14:04

for it next turn. Okay. Alright.

1:14:10

It is now the Merx turn. Oh,

1:14:13

no. They went. Sorry. I forgot I moved. This

1:14:15

is the old Merx. g

1:14:18

g, it is your turn.

1:14:20

Okay. I mean, they walk

1:14:22

in and they're seeing, like, her

1:14:24

right there, kneeling -- Right there. -- right

1:14:26

red mullet on

1:14:28

Paul. Am I right? That's

1:14:31

what they're saying. Yes. I

1:14:33

didn't

1:14:33

say anything. I guess you have a you have a helmet on

1:14:35

too, but And your

1:14:37

hair is maybe your helmet allows

1:14:39

the hair. Maybe it's a a transparent helmet.

1:14:42

So people see your awesome hair

1:14:43

go. Yeah. That's right. See they still see

1:14:45

your hair. Right. Okay. She has to get

1:14:47

out of cover. She's literally going to grab

1:14:50

dead Paul by the chest and

1:14:53

lift him

1:14:53

up sort of like as cover.

1:14:56

Okay. I mean, basic, like, a human or -- Yeah. --

1:14:58

body or Human shield. Like yeah. Like

1:15:01

yeah. Human shield. That's it. Pick them up and hold

1:15:03

them like this. Okay. It's serogie. I

1:15:05

can do that. Right? I got minor

1:15:07

action on me. Okay. I can go back to minor action.

1:15:09

Oh, good. So she lifts him up

1:15:11

and with with these 0GI guess,

1:15:14

Like, she can hold him there. And with

1:15:16

him there, she just gonna, like, sneak around

1:15:19

with the laser eye

1:15:19

of her and fire at the foremost one who is

1:15:22

Five. Five. Okay.

1:15:25

So I will let you do that,

1:15:27

but because you have to hold Paul oh, you

1:15:30

you lift him up and let him go. And he is

1:15:32

close there is the idea?

1:15:33

No. She's gonna hold on to her shield,

1:15:35

man.

1:15:36

Alright. Let me take a take a DM.

1:15:38

Take a DM minus two on this attack.

1:15:41

Even if I aim Well, you

1:15:44

you can't use your minor action to help pick them

1:15:46

up. Okay. So that's so

1:15:48

aim is my minor action usually. Yeah.

1:15:50

Yeah. Alright. Let's

1:15:53

go through the game. This is an I mean, you're close.

1:15:55

It's just an average check. Yeah. Fourteen.

1:15:58

Oh, wow. This is okay. That's huge.

1:16:00

Yeah. Wow. So that is an exceptional

1:16:03

way. So is that with the minus two?

1:16:05

what what was the minus two when it was fourteen

1:16:07

minus

1:16:07

two b twelve. Oh, okay. Oh. That's just regular

1:16:09

success. And the fourteen has been an exceptional

1:16:11

step. Yeah. Okay. Just to roll your damage

1:16:13

on the new on Mercury Number five.

1:16:16

Okay.

1:16:18

So you

1:16:20

pick up this guy, you just pistol with

1:16:22

the depth. You don't need shield and

1:16:24

reach around with your pistol, just fire

1:16:26

off a shot when you do it. She's, like, taking

1:16:29

a hostage. That's, like, taking a hostage. Like,

1:16:31

is when he takes shots, it's gonna be like a

1:16:33

weasel wobble as it's a

1:16:35

cedar back on the floor. Yeah.

1:16:42

It's a nine. Okay.

1:16:45

So you hit hit the guy's square in the

1:16:47

chest, but doesn't seem like anything

1:16:49

goes through. Yeah.

1:16:51

Okay.

1:16:54

At that moment, the

1:16:57

ship's lights begin to flicker on.

1:17:02

And

1:17:02

you hear the all those power

1:17:04

plants down in engineering start to come online.

1:17:07

and the artificial gravity begins to assert

1:17:09

itself. And you hear the voice

1:17:11

of captain Yang in your comms. And she

1:17:13

just says, hold on to something. And

1:17:17

then you hear the whirring of

1:17:19

the Ellison's many many turrets,

1:17:21

all turning. pass their

1:17:24

safety locks at

1:17:26

all firing basically at once.

1:17:29

And you see the effects immediately. This

1:17:31

is Oh my god. fireball. Start

1:17:33

speaking of Star Trek, things Star Trek four or

1:17:35

Star Trek three. Like, the his

1:17:37

huge fireball just starts rolling

1:17:40

down on the corner of the merchant, you can kind

1:17:42

of see through. And it flames

1:17:44

out there and kind of starts to singe all the guys

1:17:46

standing on the doorway. Black hole. That's sounds

1:17:48

like that that scene and that horrible

1:17:50

movie, the black hole. Where

1:17:52

it's giant, and, like, fireball is literally,

1:17:55

like, rolling down the gem. Oh,

1:17:57

I just meant, like, the fire is I

1:17:59

was being I was

1:17:59

using was

1:18:01

using language to kind

1:18:04

of create a picture in your mind, but not all.

1:18:06

Oh, I see. Okay. So sort of a metaphoric

1:18:09

use of English. It was

1:18:11

a figurative fireball. figurative fire

1:18:13

me. Okay. Alright. I I'm

1:18:15

just gonna say though just to still watch

1:18:17

the the black hole. I will put it on

1:18:19

my list. Alright. The whole of

1:18:21

the ship is rented part. Alright. That's what's happening.

1:18:25

And the blast from the turrets

1:18:27

It's like shred the Merck

1:18:29

Cruiser, and then it detaches from

1:18:32

the elephant.

1:18:33

Oh. Yeah. So I'm gonna need a deck's

1:18:36

roll from Puffer

1:18:37

and Gigi, and

1:18:39

the Marines, which I will roll out. And

1:18:42

not get sucked out. You never get

1:18:44

out of the space. Wow. Oh

1:18:46

my God. Can you have your mag

1:18:48

booths? You have your mag booths? Gex role. Yeah. So

1:18:50

I am going to I would say take a take a

1:18:52

DM plus two on this role.

1:18:54

Oh, okay. but still

1:18:57

Oh, okay. I'm picturing puffer with

1:18:59

both feet planted just still sliding toward

1:19:01

it, like, on a standstill. Oh,

1:19:06

shit. Okay. What are we

1:19:08

rolling? I rolled it twelve. So Oh, it's twelve. Oh.

1:19:10

Is it difficult checks, so you both you're

1:19:13

both able to I I maybe you're able like,

1:19:15

If you slide back and you actually your mag

1:19:17

glutes detached, but then you're able to grab onto

1:19:20

the grading on the deck, you're just hanging

1:19:22

on. Yeah. As as like and the

1:19:24

Merx are being bent in the space, bodies are being bent

1:19:26

in the space. Maybe like a bishop grabs

1:19:28

their sleeve at the last minute. Yeah.

1:19:31

because I was like, And I was hoping, like, one

1:19:33

was unconscious and we could, like, ask

1:19:35

him questions. Yeah. No.

1:19:39

Some of the the Merx are rolling to hang on too.

1:19:42

We have to interrogate you.

1:19:44

Don't do mine. Oh.

1:19:47

We're incredible. Okay.

1:19:50

Yeah. So this seal is now broken and this

1:19:52

hole that they cut into the hull of

1:19:54

the Ellison is

1:19:56

still venting and

1:19:58

you got this rapid rapper depress

1:19:59

rapid depressurization. It's gonna

1:20:02

threaten to suck you out of the space

1:20:04

unless you do something.

1:20:07

What do you wanna do?

1:20:10

Unless

1:20:10

we do something about the

1:20:12

big hole that's cutting the side of this

1:20:14

Yeah. I mean, it's only like it's only

1:20:16

like ten by ten. Like, it's a ten

1:20:18

a ten foot diameter. Okay.

1:20:22

What's cool? What's in this this

1:20:24

area to say pressurized? We just

1:20:26

see something that can literally hold one

1:20:28

atmo worth of pressure. Yeah.

1:20:30

Are there other Those

1:20:33

little patch kits like shotguns. We just need

1:20:35

to get something above the ten by ten

1:20:37

hole.

1:20:39

fuck it. It's just one ant though. It's not

1:20:42

huge amount, you know, unless

1:20:44

you don't have air in that sense. But That

1:20:49

would that would be bad. So, yeah, I

1:20:51

would like to see if there is anything

1:20:53

in here. A great.

1:20:56

It's just a tabletop. I don't

1:20:58

know. Card table. Yeah.

1:21:00

Card table. Like like, there's like like a ping pong

1:21:03

table just in the quarter. Like, there. This

1:21:05

is a little black area that we're speaking.

1:21:07

Kinda carbonated. Roll.

1:21:09

I don't know there's open cans of beer if you

1:21:12

I know there's beer all over the places. the

1:21:14

beer is gone. The beer is gone. Let's be

1:21:18

clear. I will

1:21:20

let you roll mechanic or recon.

1:21:23

to look around and see if there's anything that

1:21:25

looks like would be useful. Okay.

1:21:28

My mechanic is better.

1:21:31

nine. Okay.

1:21:33

You think that the the

1:21:36

floor panels that

1:21:38

you all were standing on might be able

1:21:40

to be detached and -- Oh. --

1:21:43

you could use them. Like, one of them should do.

1:21:45

They're pretty, like, they're pretty wide and long.

1:21:47

You know? And they're they're kind of like

1:21:49

segment. It's They're like, I don't

1:21:51

know, kind of like twenty

1:21:53

by ten plates. Oh, yeah.

1:21:56

They make them for this. No big deal.

1:21:59

Yeah. Actually, then I might have to take a Merck's magnum.

1:22:01

It's off with one of my hands. I'm like, dude. Yeah.

1:22:08

And, yes, that's

1:22:11

exactly what happened. What

1:22:16

a good plan? It's a great plan.

1:22:20

I think that you could between you

1:22:22

and the Marines, if you are able

1:22:24

to kind of command them to do what you need them to

1:22:26

do, like, you're able to you'd be able to do this.

1:22:29

Do you there are still merks here, by

1:22:31

the way, that are hanging on. Like, they're you're not you're

1:22:33

you're for now, they're trying to, like, not get bent

1:22:35

in the space, but there are perks in this room.

1:22:38

What do

1:22:38

you wanna do? Well,

1:22:41

my view is. These merks are

1:22:43

probably smart enough to know. Did

1:22:45

not shoot the dude about a patch the hole in

1:22:47

the wall. But

1:22:51

Hopefully, they're on the correct side of this plate

1:22:54

and I'm gonna try to, like, get some brains to pick

1:22:56

up and start shoving forward. Yeah.

1:22:59

But, yeah, I I will

1:23:01

I will start yelling at marines or

1:23:04

Eugee, where

1:23:05

anyone would like. Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:08

Get that floor clean up and get it over here.

1:23:11

Alright. So g g and puffer,

1:23:14

all roll for the Marines, when you guys roll,

1:23:16

like, give me each can be a strength check. Okay.

1:23:18

That could work. Oh,

1:23:20

and I can add

1:23:21

these two.

1:23:25

The only thing is bad is my strength

1:23:27

is my social's ability. So

1:23:30

you're bad at lifting it yourself and also

1:23:32

bad at convincing others to help you.

1:23:35

Perfect. I

1:23:37

I swear that you're gonna say, you're bad at lifting

1:23:39

yourself and you're bad at lifting yourself

1:23:41

socially. I think

1:23:43

your social status and that plate No.

1:23:46

I'm I'm lifting with my back. I don't know.

1:23:49

I lift ticket. Oh, but not for the art art offices

1:23:51

right here. So I'm I understood you didn't mean

1:23:53

to make that joke at your turn. Right.

1:23:57

I'm watching you all. Very

1:24:00

weird. I'm on. calms. I'm

1:24:03

on calms. Where'd

1:24:06

you where'd you roll that? Work.

1:24:08

Oh, okay. lifting with my back.

1:24:11

Alright. Well, just

1:24:13

to use your hands too. It's

1:24:16

a figure of space look Matthew. It's

1:24:18

a figurative language.

1:24:23

How'd you what'd you always say? I

1:24:25

got a ten. Okay. So did the Marines.

1:24:27

So between the between you and the the remaining

1:24:30

Marines, you're able to kind of unfastened

1:24:32

the unfastened or kind

1:24:35

of like cut off the the bolts

1:24:37

here and you're able to kind of

1:24:39

like zero g shove it up against the wall

1:24:41

and like, shoot. Yeah.

1:24:43

And at the last minute, I'd like to use

1:24:45

Paul as a plank because he's like rigor

1:24:47

mortise right now. Sure.

1:24:50

Sure. Yeah. It's actually a bracelet bracelet.

1:24:53

So but once we get it yeah. I wanna see

1:24:56

if there's there has to be a patch kit around here

1:24:58

that's got the big gotta just

1:24:59

The marines immediately start

1:25:01

grabbing it and just start, like, what and just start talking

1:25:03

it. And this has gotta be,

1:25:06

like expect for a marine, this has to be, like,

1:25:08

part basic training. And

1:25:10

as as soon as Right. A space marine,

1:25:12

if you were on your station onboard a ship, like,

1:25:14

I imagine, yeah, you got a chance. They they have to cover

1:25:16

this, like, week one or something. It's

1:25:18

like fire training on a ship. Yeah. Yeah. They

1:25:20

don't they don't hand you a gun till week four before

1:25:23

that. They just they just keep sticking you on ships

1:25:25

and poking holes on them. That's right. But

1:25:27

this is, like, arguably, even

1:25:29

more important than, like, learning

1:25:31

how to shoot a gun, like, for marine because,

1:25:34

like, you know, you could

1:25:35

really, like, cool. Yeah. Yeah.

1:25:38

It makes I

1:25:39

mean, it isn't cool. So

1:25:42

Some sort of accurate if they learned early on.

1:25:44

That is cool. I was like,

1:25:47

bring your bring your father.

1:25:49

Yeah. Come on. Do this. talk

1:25:54

over other liabilities.

1:25:59

Cool.

1:25:59

I didn't really think about that one.

1:26:02

I had to really think of it. I'm

1:26:05

tired. Okay.

1:26:09

Yeah. So the Marines go work that and the artificial

1:26:11

gravity turns, and the place is still, like, covered.

1:26:13

It's just, like, it's destroyed.

1:26:15

Like, all the all the containers

1:26:17

have been overturned, the ones that weren't sucked out,

1:26:21

You ripped off a section of the floor. All

1:26:23

of you roll Recon.

1:26:26

oh

1:26:30

look across this room, we can be like,

1:26:32

our work here is done. threats

1:26:37

neutralize. I

1:26:39

got a five. Great.

1:26:42

Great. I had my education. Oh,

1:26:45

Yeah. I would this this is I would

1:26:47

say this is gonna be in play. Okay.

1:26:51

Do I

1:26:52

have to add to you to luck?

1:26:53

Well, Well,

1:26:56

okay. Puffer. After organizing

1:26:58

the Marines to patch this hole, you

1:27:01

look over and One

1:27:04

of the old cat doors

1:27:06

in the far side of the cargo bay

1:27:08

is

1:27:08

open, and

1:27:10

the Merx are

1:27:11

all gone.

1:27:13

Oh. Several days. Oh,

1:27:15

son of a bitch. We're

1:27:18

infested.

1:27:22

They didn't even help patch the whole

1:27:24

tree. So What

1:27:28

do

1:27:28

you do?

1:27:30

Well, I I will probably

1:27:32

inform the marines of

1:27:37

the the the living Merx or

1:27:39

gone. That door is open. I

1:27:42

can handle this door. It's

1:27:44

Oh, god. Yeah.

1:27:46

I can I can handle that. And, but

1:27:50

but but probably like, shooty

1:27:53

guys, go shoot.

1:27:56

Okay. You're gonna say you're gonna send the marines.

1:27:59

But I'll I'll actually I will say we need to

1:28:01

keep keep someone alive so we can interrogate

1:28:04

that they don't need legs.

1:28:06

Right. Good tip.

1:28:08

Good tip. About their legs. Okay. Laid

1:28:11

out Nate. No. He makes

1:28:13

a he makes a good point. They don't

1:28:15

do legs. True. They won't

1:28:17

even come after these. You know what I mean? If

1:28:19

if they didn't have legs, they wouldn't have been able

1:28:21

to slip away. So I'm just saying, that's

1:28:24

true. That was that was a

1:28:26

group failure. So that's all in

1:28:28

all of us. Alright. I'm

1:28:29

climbing down from the vent. No, it was not

1:28:31

on all of us. I was an event.

1:28:33

So I it was a bit

1:28:35

too. Now I'm willing to take responsibility, but

1:28:37

I'm leaving here with legs. I think we

1:28:39

should all have a frank discussion about whose

1:28:41

idea that was Gigi and I nearly got vented.

1:28:44

That's the shooting's down. Me? Alright.

1:28:48

Don't Gigi me? Yes. Let's go together.

1:28:50

That was great shooting in there. So

1:28:52

there are Learn a few things on the commune.

1:28:56

Five marines survived. I

1:28:59

just rolled for that. and they immediately

1:29:01

like, they drop everything and just they just start,

1:29:04

like,

1:29:04

just drooping for the door and

1:29:06

just they and they start running down the

1:29:08

hallway. because remember, this is a

1:29:10

highly this is a worship with

1:29:13

a massive amount of firepower. And

1:29:16

you informed I assume, at some point, you get on the continent

1:29:18

from the captain.

1:29:20

Yeah. That's it.

1:29:21

Right? Yeah. We should

1:29:23

tell the crew. Who who did stand

1:29:25

down the ship from Redelerve, but as soon as you tell her

1:29:27

that she she immediately puts like immediately

1:29:30

puts the ship back on Redelerve. Yeah.

1:29:33

clash. And it's a good round story.

1:29:36

All hands. All hands. Search every available

1:29:38

compartment. We have missing missing cabatons

1:29:41

on the ship Go. Now. What

1:29:44

do you do? We're

1:29:46

gonna go get them. Yeah.

1:29:47

yeah

1:29:48

i'm I

1:29:51

think we should find the

1:29:53

door to the gate. because if they're they're

1:29:55

not gonna be able to take this thing over, but they might trade

1:29:57

with gape on our ship. Right. That would

1:30:01

so suck.

1:30:01

That would really suck. Take

1:30:04

an hour shift. Yeah. We

1:30:06

have to secure the cape. Yeah.

1:30:08

If they have no escape because we closed

1:30:10

off and fired their

1:30:11

ship into oblivion, then they

1:30:13

will try to escape in an escape pod

1:30:16

or shape. Yeah.

1:30:17

And are there this

1:30:19

is happy anniversary Okay.

1:30:26

Alright. So you wanna make your way you

1:30:28

wanna make your way towards the ship. Yeah.

1:30:31

I mean, if if, you know, we can also be

1:30:33

at counseling if if there's any updates

1:30:35

like all cameras. signs

1:30:37

a firefight, but I think

1:30:40

if we until we hear otherwise, we should actually try

1:30:42

to secure our

1:30:44

home.

1:30:46

So the ship is

1:30:48

on deck seven. The no cameras are not

1:30:50

operationally yet. They're booting up they're still booting up

1:30:52

system by system. brickin'

1:30:56

windows. The

1:31:00

airlock where your ship is

1:31:02

docked on deck seven. You are

1:31:04

currently on deck nine. Technically,

1:31:06

I guess, Sydney Sydney is good

1:31:09

or rather Armus and Fylo or might

1:31:11

be somewhere between deck eight nine because you're in

1:31:13

a vent halfway up the wall. The cargo

1:31:15

bay is two eight. Right. Okay. Okay.

1:31:18

So -- Okay. -- did you for

1:31:20

sure, Artemis, did you for sure, like, already

1:31:22

jump out and down to them? No.

1:31:24

I mean, I was doing that for flavor. I figure it might

1:31:26

be easier to climb through the vent to another

1:31:28

location if

1:31:29

we

1:31:30

want to. Yeah. If that's not

1:31:32

be seen.

1:31:33

Why don't we we'll work closer so

1:31:36

that filo will suggest what

1:31:39

if Artemis and I will go secure the ship,

1:31:41

you go on the lookout, you help

1:31:43

the Marines find missing nets.

1:31:46

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

1:31:48

Let's go. Alright. Mhmm. Alright.

1:31:50

So real fast. I'm gonna do recon make sure

1:31:52

there's nobody just hiding in here, like, really

1:31:54

open a door that might find those boxes. Oh, that's

1:31:57

such a classic chasing

1:31:59

ruse. Let's

1:32:02

open a door and hide in the where you yeah.

1:32:05

Good. Thanks, though. And and if

1:32:07

it isn't, yeah, let's let's go.

1:32:10

Alright. Yeah. Roll recap.

1:32:16

970

1:32:21

helpful. Now that you got everyone can

1:32:23

roll. Everyone can roll. I hate to

1:32:25

have.

1:32:27

Seven. Looks

1:32:28

like there's nobody in here that's that's

1:32:31

a Merck that's alive. Great. Okay.

1:32:34

Okay. So you so the idea is

1:32:36

that Philo and Artemis are

1:32:38

gonna crawl through the vents to go directly to

1:32:40

their ship. Yeah. And

1:32:43

Arthur and Puffer and Gigi are gonna

1:32:45

follow marines in the direction of the

1:32:47

the open door. Yeah. You know?

1:32:50

Okay. With

1:32:51

my new gouse, gouse, douse,

1:32:54

gouse, rifle. Yes. One

1:32:56

of them's correct. I don't know which one. Definitely

1:32:59

Gies. Gies are right, Paul.

1:33:01

It's Canadian. That's okay. It's

1:33:03

a Canadian makeup. It's

1:33:06

a special Canadians. It's a Canadian special.

1:33:08

Okay. Alright.

1:33:11

I have no idea what to have you roll here. I guess

1:33:13

this roll recon. Right? Let's have a recon roll

1:33:15

from each of you.

1:33:18

twelve.

1:33:22

for phylo.

1:33:24

Okay. Eight.

1:33:27

Alright. Alright. Ten.

1:33:31

Okay. So

1:33:32

Gigi and Puffer, you guys are you guys

1:33:35

kind of fall down out into the cart or in

1:33:37

your following marines. You're you don't see

1:33:39

anything, you know, some of the lights are still on, but

1:33:41

some are not. There's the the systems are still

1:33:43

coming online. Every now and

1:33:45

then a light will flicker. Like, as you're moving down

1:33:47

the car or you're yeah. It's

1:33:50

very eerie.

1:33:54

FILo, you

1:33:56

guys are moving. through

1:33:59

that you

1:33:59

you decide to kind of you have to crawl

1:34:02

up

1:34:03

to get to

1:34:07

to get to the air locks. Take a ladder up

1:34:09

a Jefferies tube or something to get Yeah.

1:34:11

Well, you kind of have to get a basically, you kind

1:34:13

of have to get around the cargo and

1:34:15

it ends up taking you down to go up, but there

1:34:17

is a, like, an access a vertical access

1:34:19

Jefferies two that you can get to. Okay.

1:34:22

However,

1:34:26

as you're making your way

1:34:28

up, in

1:34:31

an area that where you

1:34:35

thought was just, you know, would have been

1:34:37

cargo bay if you were looking me outside, but the dimensions

1:34:39

of the room seem a little strange now.

1:34:41

You see who

1:34:44

event the

1:34:46

Merx hiding

1:34:48

in what looks like a cramped storage room.

1:34:50

Oh. We

1:34:53

should over the comms just tell

1:34:56

tell the Marines know. Like -- Yeah.

1:34:58

-- stealthily sneak up

1:34:59

and

1:35:01

-- Yeah. -- trap them. They're they're rats in trap.

1:35:03

Yeah. Tell the marines and GJF

1:35:06

puffer. Yeah. And GJF puffer. The

1:35:09

captain has enough on her plate, like,

1:35:11

let's leave her out of this.

1:35:13

This is a need to know this.

1:35:15

Just tell the marines enough

1:35:17

friends.

1:35:18

Quadruple gravity in

1:35:20

room c eighty three. Just transfer That's

1:35:24

If it yeah. I changed the calm

1:35:26

dial to exclude the captain.

1:35:28

That's right. Like,

1:35:31

that is it. Go to the channel

1:35:33

that's marked exclude CEO.

1:35:36

Yeah. If

1:35:39

there's any, like, questions later we can

1:35:41

just claim that we were planning a surprise

1:35:43

birthday party for her. Yeah.

1:35:45

That you're so smart,

1:35:47

Violet. It's so smart. I mean, that's

1:35:49

how we do it on the moon, baby. She

1:35:52

would never expect that you would

1:35:54

take this time to plan her surprise birthday. I

1:35:56

know. That's why it's the perfect time to

1:35:58

plan a surprise birthday. For a superior

1:36:00

officer.

1:36:00

Okay. But then we actually have to start

1:36:03

planning a surprise birthday because

1:36:05

then she's gonna expect it and then we don't

1:36:07

hold it

1:36:08

up on our side and on our And we

1:36:10

have to do it in supreme secrecy because

1:36:12

then if she realizes that we weren't actually

1:36:14

planning it. When we were said we

1:36:16

were planning it, then

1:36:17

then we will get trouble. Are the marines

1:36:19

still there after we have this conversation? Maybe

1:36:23

we're overthinking this. This might be my Are the

1:36:25

works still there? I peek it again. Did they leave?

1:36:28

Merck's still there. The

1:36:30

Merck's seem like they are

1:36:32

really taken with

1:36:35

something in this You can't really see what they're looking

1:36:37

at, but they are, like, they're muttering to

1:36:39

each. They're, like, they're they're kind of on private comms

1:36:41

with each other and they're kind of comm fabbing.

1:36:45

you let Gigi and paparino as

1:36:47

well as the Marines? Yep. Yeah.

1:36:50

Okay.

1:36:50

The exact room and location and to sneak

1:36:52

up. Also, Milo.

1:36:55

Hello.

1:36:57

What? Do

1:36:58

you have any gap do you have any gas any

1:37:00

any

1:37:01

tear gas or

1:37:03

gas frag or something

1:37:05

or so frag. He, like, looks

1:37:07

out of his back suit. He's just like, no.

1:37:11

He didn't grab it. Nobody grabbed any

1:37:13

Damn

1:37:13

it. What is someone grabbing them? I

1:37:15

don't condition it, but they're wearing back suits

1:37:17

anyway. It's not really

1:37:20

wow, damn it. That's a good point. You're

1:37:22

so smart filing. In fact, like, there's

1:37:24

no reason for some whisper or anything at

1:37:26

all. Oh, you're

1:37:28

right. They can't hear us. They can't hear us.

1:37:31

Oh, you're right. We're in space. Yeah. We're in

1:37:33

space. Don't you remember how we used to

1:37:36

get on just get on Troy's case every

1:37:38

time he tries Single time.

1:37:42

There's no sound. There's no sound. It's

1:37:44

been. There's no sound. A taste

1:37:48

of my own medicine. Yeah.

1:37:50

Alright.

1:37:50

Yeah. I just tell them the location.

1:37:52

Okay. I'm

1:37:54

gonna roll to see if the Marines get there in time.

1:37:56

Gigi and puffer you guys can get there in time if

1:37:58

you want.

1:37:59

Okay. And so it's just like outside the door?

1:38:02

Yeah. gonna roll

1:38:04

and see if the marines get there. It's just gonna be pure

1:38:06

luck.

1:38:09

Curiously, the Marines don't get there in time.

1:38:11

Oh, wow. Okay. We got lots of

1:38:13

ground shipped. They're marines.

1:38:16

They're off eating crayons. That's

1:38:18

right. Washington's on New York.

1:38:20

Washington's on New York.

1:38:23

Okay.

1:38:23

How many Merks are in there?

1:38:25

Okay. Yeah.

1:38:29

Can they see what they're doing? What are they doing? Are

1:38:31

they are they building a bomb? Are they playing hungry, hungry

1:38:33

hippos? Like, what what's going on in there?

1:38:36

You guys can't outside the door. The door is it

1:38:38

looks like it's just like a regular it's just like

1:38:40

a regular old bulkhead door.

1:38:42

I'm asking my eyes in the sky.

1:38:44

Oh. They all all they can

1:38:46

see through the vent is they

1:38:49

just seem to be, like, staring at something and and

1:38:51

trying to figure out because they

1:38:53

talk they're talking, you don't know what they're really saying. You know

1:38:55

what I mean? They seem to be very focused on something

1:38:57

they've found in here. I can't you can't see what it

1:38:59

is. It

1:38:59

looks like it just looks like a storage room though.

1:39:01

I I yeah. We can't see if there's anything storage room?

1:39:04

Yeah. It's a small storage room. I

1:39:06

don't know. It's

1:39:07

a kind of a storage room. It's not small,

1:39:09

but it's definitely, like,

1:39:11

cramp. Huge. storage room.

1:39:12

But massive

1:39:16

vaulted storage room. It's a golden

1:39:18

box of storage room. Just right.

1:39:20

No matter what size it is, Roughly

1:39:22

the size of the cathedral it's shot.

1:39:25

A large boulder,

1:39:26

the size of a small boulder.

1:39:27

What'd you

1:39:29

say it's larger or smaller than the

1:39:32

feet really sharp. Hold

1:39:34

on. Look at my rangefinder.

1:39:37

Hold on. Okay.

1:39:41

So it's it's it's about the size

1:39:43

of a shark cathedral. And Let's

1:39:46

pick them on the inside. either.

1:39:49

Wait for the Marines to deal with this. Or

1:39:53

if we take them out, we can see with the going

1:39:55

on the ship because this is taking the first time

1:39:57

we've not been watched. Yeah. This

1:39:59

is something

1:39:59

that they were trying to hide

1:40:02

from us as well. So this would

1:40:04

be our only chance to be able to see what it We

1:40:06

we could just pop open the door, be all

1:40:08

like, hey, and shoot them.

1:40:10

Why don't take diaper

1:40:12

shots. Surinder.

1:40:14

Surinder. And we can walk them

1:40:17

right down to the break. Yep. And

1:40:19

Ed Ed, then once we got You

1:40:21

too can drop down from the vent and search this room.

1:40:24

So, we wanna

1:40:26

try to do a surrender first.

1:40:29

do we wanna just murder? Yeah. Let's

1:40:31

do why don't we do a like A321

1:40:34

breach? We can fire

1:40:36

warning shots as

1:40:38

you guys come in and then, yeah,

1:40:40

we can

1:40:41

open channel like ask ask for

1:40:43

their surrender.

1:40:46

start aiming and mask nicely.

1:40:48

It's 321

1:40:50

Yep. This is how I do

1:40:52

that. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing

1:40:55

could positive blackling off. Nothing.

1:40:58

Okay. So you the idea

1:41:01

here is you're gonna time the

1:41:04

321 breach at the

1:41:06

exam at the exact same moment.

1:41:11

Great. On

1:41:16

three or right after three. So

1:41:18

after on three, you'll aim and

1:41:20

after three, you will --

1:41:22

No. -- embrace the game, and then we'll open the

1:41:24

door. But I want them to aim. We'll

1:41:27

be aiming. We're aiming. We're aiming. We're aiming.

1:41:29

We aim. Yeah. I think six consecutive

1:41:32

times. you told your aim nine times.

1:41:34

Right. Let's roll initiative.

1:41:40

You can recall

1:41:42

decks or intellect.

1:41:44

Okay.

1:41:47

04664507

1:41:54

Alright. Is it two or one dot?

1:41:56

Two. too. Oh, as a

1:41:58

plus year decks are in

1:41:59

eleven.

1:42:02

Six. Alright.

1:42:05

or

1:42:08

Alright. I've ever they still got boots on my

1:42:10

hands. I don't know. I just Yeah. It's

1:42:14

fine. Okay.

1:42:17

Alrighty. That is

1:42:19

everyone.

1:42:21

Alright. So ARTEMIS

1:42:24

Art, miss Julie, you're gonna I

1:42:26

you I mean, why not just take three. Basically,

1:42:29

I think we'll we'll go through a turn here. You'll

1:42:31

take all three three minor actions to aim,

1:42:34

Bio, you'll do the same. Gigi,

1:42:37

I'll let you and puffer, basically,

1:42:40

you're gonna ready to open the door. Is that the idea?

1:42:43

I kick it open or we can, like, knock

1:42:45

nicely and then kick it open. It was, like, just a little

1:42:47

sudden and it goes, like, Yeah.

1:42:50

Yeah. There's a there's a Face door.

1:42:52

It's not a door like an old house. I

1:42:54

know. I thought it, like, hinges and stuff. It's just

1:42:56

like alright. I turned the knob. Boy.

1:42:59

I turned the knob to a knob on the door of

1:43:01

the space. She breaks. She's a black and green.

1:43:04

Yes. This is an iris. It goes like,

1:43:06

like a Oh, yeah. Actually, that's usually in traveler

1:43:08

what it is. Right? Seth, it's like they have

1:43:10

those, like, Irish stores usually. Right?

1:43:13

Yeah. We'll snap short. You know, this

1:43:15

is Yeah. Okay. Alright.

1:43:19

So did you want

1:43:21

who wants to count it off? And

1:43:23

and then describe What happens? buffers.

1:43:25

all I think. Yep.

1:43:27

All the play.

1:43:29

Okay. Well, we're we

1:43:31

need to confirm everybody is in place. I

1:43:33

figure g g and I are probably

1:43:36

at the door, weapons

1:43:37

raised, ready

1:43:39

to get this thing, you know, like, in

1:43:41

our intimidating poses, so I get the

1:43:43

boot off my hand. And that

1:43:45

at that point, probably

1:43:47

just got a knock the button that

1:43:49

opens the door. It just kind of announced

1:43:52

surrender in my my my

1:43:55

my my puffer voice.

1:43:57

Surrender or whatever it is.

1:43:59

tell you

1:44:02

how much you're covered both. Who did it? There's

1:44:04

the oxygen in my suit is the stop

1:44:06

button. Yeah. Someone's talking

1:44:08

about hilly bite of my mix. From

1:44:15

all the birthday party planning, we got

1:44:19

between the planes and carloads of goods

1:44:21

supply. When do when are you guys

1:44:23

firing your warning signs after the surrender

1:44:25

or before? Before.

1:44:27

no. I thought we'd do it on Sarepta. Oh,

1:44:29

we really fucking don't know.

1:44:31

Could you do that? simultaneous. Yeah. I

1:44:33

would see the doors all of the same tire.

1:44:36

Yes. And then Sarepta. Alright.

1:44:38

So puffer counts 321

1:44:41

Slaps the flaps the controls and

1:44:43

you guys fire. Yeah. Yes.

1:44:45

The door doesn't open. Sort

1:44:48

of a bitch. So So

1:44:50

you fire.

1:44:51

The door is locked. Oh,

1:44:54

No. We don't fire if the door doesn't open.

1:44:57

Were you no. You fire. Everyone's gonna

1:44:59

act at the same time so the shots hit the ground.

1:45:01

Okay. Well, I spent around

1:45:03

aiming. So

1:45:05

You hit that spot of ground with such

1:45:07

decisions. No. So

1:45:10

they know we're here basically. The

1:45:13

Merck's whirl up and point their

1:45:15

submachine guns up to where you guys are

1:45:17

you guys are perched. I would have let you check

1:45:19

to see if the door was locked.

1:45:21

What do we Never think

1:45:23

of this thing. Even

1:45:25

space doors can be locked. Alright. The

1:45:27

perks are going to fire. I'll

1:45:29

just do one at g one at ARTEMIS and one

1:45:32

at FIL.

1:45:34

They can't see you, but they did it's

1:45:36

not a large room. It's a Goldilocks room. They

1:45:38

know where the shot came from. I

1:45:41

mean, if I knocked nicely on the door, like,

1:45:44

it is

1:45:45

Okay. So I'm gonna make this a difficult

1:45:48

check. The first Merck

1:45:50

hits FILO

1:45:52

and the second Merck hits Let's

1:45:54

see if they hit.

1:45:55

The second word misses ARTEMIS. So

1:45:58

Filo, you're gonna take

1:46:02

some damage from the submachine gun.

1:46:04

Okay.

1:46:06

Okay. Not terrible. Not terrible.

1:46:09

Seven points of damage. Okay.

1:46:13

So I believe

1:46:16

that my back suit takes

1:46:18

six of that. So I'm gonna let that happen.

1:46:21

Okay. And I

1:46:23

am so I'll take one point of

1:46:25

endurance damage, which I don't and that's

1:46:28

a minus one after that. I I'm not like

1:46:30

a I'm a I'm not a tough guy

1:46:32

as my loan. So, yeah, he's

1:46:34

gonna take that. Okay?

1:46:38

Alright. Let's go to the top of the order now. ARTEMIS,

1:46:40

you are up. Okay.

1:46:42

I am going to

1:46:44

take a minor action to aim. Okay.

1:46:47

I'm also gonna say

1:46:49

on the comms. Doors

1:46:51

didn't open. The door's not open. as

1:46:54

if they don't know.

1:46:55

Yeah. I don't. I

1:46:57

just see how. Over the door.

1:47:00

You're you're still standing outside.

1:47:02

And she's gonna take a mask

1:47:06

Merck number five,

1:47:08

I suppose. It doesn't really

1:47:09

matter. Merck is dead. Don't he ventured out in

1:47:11

the space. Oh. These

1:47:13

Merck's are Merck six and

1:47:15

nine because I rolled the Seaway optimally, which one

1:47:17

survived all over the space. Okay.

1:47:20

That's convenient. Wait. There's only two,

1:47:22

six and nine. six and nine. Alright.

1:47:24

I swear I didn't plan it. Sixty nine.

1:47:26

Nice. I tell number six, we want

1:47:28

information. Information.

1:47:32

Yeah.

1:47:32

Should we just try over the open comms

1:47:34

and be like, we have you surrounded?

1:47:37

Yeah. Yeah. I think

1:47:39

the surrender plan is

1:47:42

There's

1:47:42

twenty marines waiting

1:47:44

outside the doors. You

1:47:47

can drop your weapons now or we can

1:47:49

kill you.

1:47:51

Okay. What do you wanna roll?

1:47:53

I wanna roll. I

1:47:56

mean, it is a deception,

1:47:58

but -- Yep.

1:47:59

could also be

1:48:01

diplomatic because I'm not killing them

1:48:04

outright.

1:48:06

I would say you probably

1:48:10

I would say do deception. Okay.

1:48:12

That's fine. Yeah. You're not offering

1:48:14

them terms. You basically like, we'll kill you.

1:48:16

We're gonna have the marines come in and kill you.

1:48:19

Yeah.

1:48:19

Or surrender. Yeah. Yeah. That's

1:48:21

good.

1:48:22

That's an eight.

1:48:24

Okay.

1:48:25

the You're at it? all

1:48:28

Did you add your social standing?

1:48:30

No. My social would be bad. I

1:48:32

opted not even to add it.

1:48:33

You have to add it. That's

1:48:37

actually cool. wanted

1:48:38

to it's it would be a seven,

1:48:40

but I was wondering if I could use something

1:48:43

else like my brilliant education, my

1:48:45

collegiate background,

1:48:47

How would you use your collegiate background?

1:48:49

I just thought maybe because

1:48:52

I oh, wait. I

1:48:54

was

1:48:55

like, what what would you say? I went to BYU,

1:48:57

surrender. Yeah. Well, I think

1:48:59

maybe she would say she would cry. this

1:49:01

ship

1:49:02

the ship powered up. You

1:49:05

saw it, like, we're gonna go

1:49:07

into a jump soon and we're

1:49:09

gonna have nothing but time to,

1:49:12

you know, torture you if that's what we choose to

1:49:14

do. And I think she's just using,

1:49:16

like,

1:49:17

astrogation mix with, like, her

1:49:20

crime background. She's just, like,

1:49:22

as soon as we take off, like, divorce of

1:49:24

the the force of the g's is gonna push

1:49:26

you, you know, blah blah. Like, she's just trying

1:49:29

to intimidate them.

1:49:30

Okay. So you're gonna, like, sign like,

1:49:32

science intimidate them.

1:49:34

Yeah. I'm trying to confuse them, at

1:49:36

least. So

1:49:37

that they just are like, fuck,

1:49:38

are they really going into a jump? Like, will that

1:49:40

scribble our brains? don't think it will if we're

1:49:42

in this room, like, at all.

1:49:47

Sure. Add your education.

1:49:50

Ten. Ten. That's

1:49:54

a significant swing.

1:49:55

However, it

1:49:57

is their their their reaction.

1:49:59

I'm in a lab. Well, you

1:50:02

know, we'll wait till their turn to see what they do.

1:50:04

Alright. Gigi is

1:50:06

your turn. Gigi's turn. Okay. So

1:50:09

this particular door, does

1:50:11

it have outside, like,

1:50:14

a mechanism sort of, like, on

1:50:16

the enterprise sort of thing

1:50:18

Okay. because I have

1:50:20

mechanics. I

1:50:22

have

1:50:23

Can you give me some mechanical, electronics,

1:50:26

computer, but some electronic lock? it's

1:50:28

gonna be there isn't an electronic it's like

1:50:30

a control control panel, so it's gonna be electronics

1:50:32

computers to open

1:50:34

the door or hotwire it. Yeah.

1:50:36

because wires No worries. Tell me that shooting

1:50:38

it only closes him. Yeah.

1:50:39

Shooting it. Right.

1:50:40

Shooting

1:50:43

it. I did think of that. Shooting it and

1:50:45

closes it and locks it forever. Yeah.

1:50:49

I think I just blasted it. Yeah.

1:50:53

We're in the controls. We're in the predator needs.

1:50:55

Below it open. Okay.

1:50:59

I'm serious. GM. I

1:51:02

was wondering if I could possibly,

1:51:04

like, do some reconfiguration, maybe

1:51:06

pry it off the wall because I heard

1:51:08

the gunshot go off Right? Yeah.

1:51:11

Critical f. And it means comfort

1:51:13

and I just look at each other like, oh,

1:51:16

and then you heard some submachine gun fire

1:51:18

on top of that. Yeah. Like, so

1:51:21

really we have to get to work really fast.

1:51:23

And I wanna get to work

1:51:24

on that

1:51:25

on that door mechanism to try

1:51:27

to get open. Okay.

1:51:28

Do you have electronics or electronics

1:51:30

computers? I

1:51:32

have electronics, I have mechanics, I

1:51:34

have Jack, Well,

1:51:35

trades. I have animals.

1:51:37

Yeah. So let me release the bees. Do

1:51:39

you wanna release the bees? That's a good question. Is

1:51:42

the lock in at all a giraffe.

1:51:45

It is not a giraffe. Damn.

1:51:47

I tried. You didn't try it was a giant

1:51:49

effort. that you probably take animals.

1:51:52

So you have I I didn't do.

1:51:54

I thought there would be maybe some animals that

1:51:56

we were gonna do. Maybe there may be yet

1:51:58

Who knows? We're only on episode

1:51:59

eight. Do you remember our OG

1:52:02

Traveler? There was that wolf. Analysts

1:52:04

came in a lot of handy. Actually,

1:52:06

yeah. That was a that was a big part of --

1:52:09

Yeah. -- that stuff. It became it became

1:52:11

my best friend. Yeah. Alright.

1:52:15

I I have electronics computer

1:52:18

and my

1:52:20

little a little suit made for breaking into

1:52:22

computers. So So

1:52:24

you could you could opt to let puffer just

1:52:26

unlock the door if you wanted to. If I don't lock the

1:52:28

door so we can get in there. Yeah. You could, you

1:52:31

know, ready with get be ready to Just

1:52:33

you you you I'll let you hold your action

1:52:35

delay. Disable

1:52:37

or something. Just yeah. Okay.

1:52:39

Alright.

1:52:39

So g g will hold you want you want you

1:52:41

hold by then. But I forgot first. And then

1:52:43

you can Okay.

1:52:45

Okay. Fylo is your turn.

1:52:47

Alright. Fylo is

1:52:50

Artemis has just told these guys to

1:52:52

surrender. There's a cadre of Marines.

1:52:55

I'm sorry. I'm used cadre not twice in the same show,

1:52:57

and I feel like a Dante asshole. Oh,

1:52:59

gosh. I can say no word. It's very

1:53:02

specifically accurate. What you're

1:53:04

describing. So it's tempting keep using.

1:53:07

No. That should have come up with a better word.

1:53:09

Alright. So I am going to Filo

1:53:11

is going to give them one last chance. He's a

1:53:14

little better social standing

1:53:17

than

1:53:17

art

1:53:17

of his stuff. Not

1:53:20

Greg, but

1:53:21

What he's he's

1:53:24

going to use. He's

1:53:26

going to use his moon his

1:53:28

his his moon ish charms as lunar

1:53:31

charms

1:53:32

to try to give them one last

1:53:35

test minutes. And

1:53:37

And so he says, like, we

1:53:39

have an entire cadre of marines

1:53:42

waiting outside that door. and

1:53:45

they're waiting for a very specific

1:53:47

moment to enter this room and

1:53:49

shoot you all. And you don't

1:53:52

want to know when that moment is. or

1:53:54

what will happen when it comes about.

1:53:57

For giving you one last chance to

1:53:59

throw down your arms

1:53:59

and surrender, you will die

1:54:02

here today along with the rest of your

1:54:04

companions.

1:54:07

Okay. Roll deception.

1:54:11

No. Yeah. That

1:54:13

is a thirteen. Nice.

1:54:16

That is It's

1:54:18

quite quite a good roll, it's good.

1:54:20

Yeah. Okay.

1:54:23

Puffer, it is your turn. Okay.

1:54:26

I will attempt to a

1:54:28

player. Alright.

1:54:31

This is going to be So we're gonna have to

1:54:33

sling my new ass rifle.

1:54:36

And Yes. Yes.

1:54:38

Rifle. And I'll

1:54:41

wear the product. Alright. You this will

1:54:43

be a difficult electronic

1:54:46

computer shut. Okay.

1:54:55

Eleven.

1:54:56

That's pretty good. You get it.

1:54:58

You're

1:54:58

able to

1:55:02

That

1:55:05

I remember tapping

1:55:08

the wires like it's a nineteen seventy

1:55:10

four pin tower side. No.

1:55:12

Very good. The

1:55:14

most. Not wireless cable. the

1:55:16

real Navy. You can hotwire the locks

1:55:18

by the that you

1:55:20

remember is resident evil? Like, she opens

1:55:22

a door with a needle she pulls out of her arm.

1:55:24

Like, that's how many doors work, but

1:55:27

It was so badass. You just went with it.

1:55:29

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.

1:55:31

So you're you said you're incredibly incredibly

1:55:33

advanced computer has two trucks to just

1:55:36

pop out of it and you just use them to

1:55:38

Yes. And

1:55:41

the door opens. There's

1:55:43

Just as he's doing that, the artist

1:55:45

is like, by the way, I told him

1:55:47

that there's a ton of Marines. Me and myself,

1:55:49

I told him there's a ton of Marines outside the door,

1:55:51

so don't open the door yet.

1:55:54

the doorway. We're here.

1:55:59

The Merx.

1:56:00

hearing ARTEMIS and

1:56:03

FILO's threat and now

1:56:05

seeing the door open. Both

1:56:07

point there's they point there submachine guns

1:56:09

not at you. and not you guys

1:56:11

up in the vents, but it's something

1:56:14

to the right of them. Oh,

1:56:16

okay. And

1:56:18

they say and they say back on the same open channel,

1:56:21

come

1:56:21

any closer in

1:56:23

this entire ship is dead.

1:56:27

Whoa. How

1:56:30

do you do?

1:56:32

ah

1:56:33

are they looking at?

1:56:34

Yeah. That

1:56:36

sounds like a block to me. Yeah.

1:56:39

Wait, Gigi, can you see what they're looking at? What are they

1:56:41

looking at? Oh, can I see what

1:56:43

they're looking at? because I'm we're

1:56:44

right here on the ground there. Yeah. If you were

1:56:46

if you roll Rico oh, let's just add me, roll Rico, and you

1:56:48

can kinda look around see what they're looking

1:56:50

at and pointing their guns out. Do

1:56:54

I have any line of sight or am I just, like, behind

1:56:56

the door? Like, you're I think I would say you're kind

1:56:58

of, like, front of the panel. It's okay.

1:57:01

Eight. Alright. With

1:57:04

an eight, what you can see is that there

1:57:06

what this is a clearly a weapons storage

1:57:08

room.

1:57:10

I'm good. But the

1:57:12

canisters they're pointing at are

1:57:14

marked as biohazard. Oh,

1:57:18

good. Why

1:57:20

would they be transporting this? I understand.

1:57:23

Yeah. Some of the things in here don't react

1:57:25

well to bullets. Like

1:57:28

me and bullets and biohazardous materials,

1:57:31

not

1:57:31

this.

1:57:33

Shit.

1:57:35

Exactly. We don't know what's in that

1:57:36

can. They're pointing their submachine

1:57:39

guns directly at them. Okay.

1:57:41

Okay. This this has to be done

1:57:43

with diplomacy. That's cool.

1:57:45

Yeah. They can't hold them there forever eventually.

1:57:47

They're gonna need a poop. That's true.

1:57:51

just far. It's far. Okay.

1:57:53

So it's awesome. some pudding and just

1:57:55

wait them out and wait them out.

1:57:58

Feed them a bunch of brand.

1:57:59

why I mean, at least

1:58:02

she has a point. Maybe it is a

1:58:04

bluff. Like, why would they blow up themselves

1:58:07

and the ship that they came here pick

1:58:09

get and everybody on

1:58:11

the like, they're gonna fuck everything up. What's

1:58:13

the point then? It's not a suicide.

1:58:15

Well, maybe this is Maybe it is. Maybe

1:58:17

that's what they're here to do. Milo

1:58:19

scared him so bad with his moon

1:58:21

curses. That's right. You

1:58:24

can nip that point, Artemis, if you want.

1:58:28

Yes. Yeah. I think Artemis will because

1:58:30

that's her line of thinking. Good.

1:58:32

And on the open calm, she's gonna say,

1:58:36

you think that we're that

1:58:38

stupid, that you would risk

1:58:40

your entire mission to take this

1:58:42

ship by blowing it up?

1:58:45

No, I don't think so.

1:58:47

But I like the way you think.

1:58:50

If you wanna make a deal, What

1:58:52

were your guns? Really good

1:58:54

at making deals, and I can make you a sweet

1:58:56

one. I can even make you a getaway

1:58:58

deal. Those strings attached.

1:59:01

I know there's another ship. Touch

1:59:03

this shit. I don't

1:59:05

know. Maybe you could get out of here with

1:59:07

your lives. Maybe everybody.

1:59:11

There's

1:59:11

only one deal we're gonna

1:59:13

take here. You blew up our ship.

1:59:15

We have no other waiting it off. We're

1:59:17

gonna stand right here. and

1:59:19

you're gonna transport this vessel

1:59:22

to coordinates of our choosing. Otherwise,

1:59:24

this entire crew gets

1:59:26

decimated by whatever's in there.

1:59:30

What

1:59:30

makes you think that you know what's in

1:59:32

there?

1:59:33

Quick question.

1:59:35

You just came on this ship. I've

1:59:37

been on this ship for forty

1:59:40

years. I

1:59:42

know what's in there. little

1:59:46

confused by the forty years thing. I've put

1:59:48

out a ship for seven thousand years. Do

1:59:50

you think I don't know how I'm gonna change it? Oh,

1:59:53

the five. Four of forty something. I'm ownership

1:59:56

for twenty years. You ever

1:59:58

heard of time dilation? I just thought

1:59:59

time was just lying. Yeah.

2:00:02

How do

2:00:02

we know what these rough this is? We

2:00:04

can read. Can't we?

2:00:06

I don't know. Can you? Can you? Oh,

2:00:09

snap. We high five each other. Yeah. I'm

2:00:11

ready. I they throw down their weapons

2:00:13

and surrender. Oh,

2:00:15

you're the sick bird. We have to surrender. We have to surrender. We

2:00:17

have to surrender. I love game

2:00:21

is game. I can't deny it. listening, man.

2:00:23

I gotta respect that.

2:00:25

They don't do That was me. That was

2:00:27

me asking about It's just a

2:00:29

little goof. What

2:00:31

do they can say?

2:00:34

Just biohazard? Just

2:00:36

They well, all all all g g could

2:00:38

see when she kind of peeks to look around with her

2:00:40

recon role as biohazard.

2:00:42

build you up in the vents. Maybe you wanna try

2:00:44

to take another look. I mean, it's a hard

2:00:46

angle, but you could get a probably not be able to

2:00:48

see what it says. because I Did

2:00:52

I do a science y roll? Can I do a science

2:00:54

y roll to see if I recognize this stuff?

2:00:57

You the canisters is like canisters. But

2:00:59

if you were to if you were to roll

2:01:01

recon to see if you could read, but they're labeled. That's

2:01:03

about it. Yes. Okay. Alright. And then I would like you

2:01:05

to do a science to recognize it. Okay.

2:01:07

Or something? Or

2:01:08

something a nine for

2:01:09

pardon, missus Rickman? Nine for me.

2:01:11

Okay.

2:01:14

okay

2:01:16

you are able to make out just

2:01:18

barely.

2:01:20

the The

2:01:22

word the word valkentrex on

2:01:26

Oh my god. It's a it's a herpes suppressant.

2:01:29

What? Wait. What? That

2:01:32

sounds like one. Yes.

2:01:36

So it's so difficult. Why

2:01:39

are they carrying a giant canister of the

2:01:41

stuff on the ship? It's a different

2:01:43

It's a different It's a big call. Forty

2:01:45

years. I

2:01:50

can I You shit. I don't know. You

2:01:56

What don't get out. What is it actually? is

2:01:58

it actually? Can I do a science fiction?

2:02:00

The the the highly top

2:02:02

secret mission of this vessel is just to

2:02:04

go to planets where they have herpes outbreaks.

2:02:07

and just detonate these weapons in the atmosphere

2:02:09

and rain down the herpes suppressants and just

2:02:11

do just do a salad for

2:02:13

the population that plants. Yeah. It's mission of

2:02:15

mercy. Mission of mercy. What

2:02:17

is it? Anybody have science?

2:02:20

I do. I have some I am

2:02:23

I am the most among

2:02:26

the most educated sentient

2:02:29

beings in this entire galaxy. It

2:02:32

is impossible to be any more educated

2:02:34

than I am. Again,

2:02:37

not bragging. Let's get my sheet.

2:02:39

Just make sure you're not even throwing your double

2:02:41

odds. Okay. I

2:02:44

love this game time. I'm

2:02:47

not bragging. I'm just reading the numbers. I'm not

2:02:49

kidding. Just reading the numbers off my sheet.

2:02:51

That's all I'm doing. ten.

2:02:55

Okay. You recognize

2:02:58

this as a

2:03:00

biological agent.

2:03:03

has been outlawed even

2:03:06

to the even by the impurities. It's not used even by the impurity.

2:03:09

Mostly I mean, it's also

2:03:11

not particularly used, you know from your

2:03:13

time in the navy, like even the Imperialuses

2:03:15

biological weapons, but this one is not used

2:03:18

because it's incredibly slow acting.

2:03:21

So it causes death and it's

2:03:23

fatal, and the inhalation would be fatal.

2:03:26

but it's just an incredibly slow wasting

2:03:29

disease. It's an incredibly painful way

2:03:31

to die. protracted pain to die.

2:03:35

Right?

2:03:35

As a weapon, it

2:03:37

would be exceedingly cruel.

2:03:40

Okay. So I switched to

2:03:42

quickly to private comms. again.

2:03:45

And so that stuff is bad news. We

2:03:47

don't don't know what they're doing with it.

2:03:49

This is not this would not be sanctioned

2:03:51

by the appearing. But if this stuff

2:03:53

gets out, it's like we are all dead

2:03:56

and

2:03:56

not the fun way.

2:03:59

So they shouldn't

2:03:59

have of the guns for Internet. We've

2:04:02

got remedy that's like now.

2:04:05

I

2:04:06

don't know what to do here. I'm

2:04:09

stuck I

2:04:09

mean, should we just call the captain? This is

2:04:11

kind of above our pay grade. I don't wanna

2:04:14

risk blowing up

2:04:15

everybody on this ship. I know.

2:04:17

Was this what they were looking at? Is this what

2:04:19

they were looking at? That's what they're looking at. Yeah.

2:04:21

Okay. So yeah. So we know now

2:04:23

what what what that

2:04:25

that the crew was trying to hide from us. We know

2:04:28

that this stuff is here, so now we

2:04:30

might as well just summon

2:04:32

get

2:04:33

the cavalry here. There,

2:04:35

I'll give you to the count of ten.

2:04:38

Do

2:04:38

we have a deal or not? Right.

2:04:40

Just

2:04:41

tell me. They start counting down.

2:04:43

Put,

2:04:43

take your weapons down. We we aren't gonna

2:04:45

do anything too. You are right? We just wanna

2:04:47

talk. That's all. We're not

2:04:49

gonna hurt you. You said you wanna get off the

2:04:52

ship and you wanna go somewhere. We're the

2:04:54

ones who can help you do that. She gestures

2:04:56

to Artemis who's like, Artises

2:04:59

take you through the vent like Also,

2:05:02

hey, real fast. What what

2:05:04

year is it? Yeah. What

2:05:07

year is it where you're from, sir? Do

2:05:10

you really ask? Well, it's expired. No.

2:05:16

Yeah. It's

2:05:19

the mission of the idea that

2:05:21

it's expired. Like,

2:05:24

do you I really wanna ask them what you're

2:05:27

Well, actually, no. I'm I'm fine with seg like, hey.

2:05:30

Hey. Wait. We'll we'll be able to talk.

2:05:34

Just real fast, could you answer

2:05:36

a question for us? A

2:05:40

question? What

2:05:42

year is it? Yeah.

2:05:45

It's

2:05:46

Matthew looks for his notes to see what the present

2:05:48

day is. Was it twenty 705 The

2:05:51

day that we came from was eleven o five.

2:05:53

Eleven o eight is up there. Like, it's eleven o

2:05:55

five. Okay. I go on

2:05:57

I'm gonna go on private real quick. I'm gonna

2:05:59

go on private Palms again and

2:06:02

say like, as if he starts counting down

2:06:04

again, I'm gonna say, everyone

2:06:06

take pain when

2:06:07

he hits two,

2:06:10

the

2:06:11

just shoot them both.

2:06:13

autonomous. I will take the one on the right.

2:06:15

You take the one on the left. Copy.

2:06:17

That's my plan. So

2:06:19

so Matthew -- Yes. -- on their

2:06:21

vac suits armor or anything like that.

2:06:24

Is there anywhere like a

2:06:26

HUD or anything that has like the

2:06:28

date?

2:06:31

from where you're standing, you wouldn't be able to Okay.

2:06:33

If you go, I said, hey,

2:06:36

check your your your computer.

2:06:38

Check the date on that. please. Just

2:06:40

just check it. Your own computer

2:06:43

or your HUD or your

2:06:45

manufactured date on your What are you playing

2:06:47

at? Just do it. We gave you Look,

2:06:50

you just do me

2:06:52

that favor, please.

2:06:54

Give me a suede or diplomacy,

2:06:56

whatever you got.

2:06:58

Advocate. I could lawyer them. Yeah.

2:07:00

Alright. Yeah. Yeah. We could do that. would be in your

2:07:02

best interest. I could try click

2:07:05

a computer. Puritan 943

2:07:07

would somebody ask you the dates you tell them the

2:07:09

damn dates. As

2:07:11

your if I were your lawyer, I'm your lawyer. But if

2:07:14

I were your lawyer, I would advise you

2:07:16

a strong way a strong way to check Look at the

2:07:18

date on your armor. If

2:07:20

oh, if yeah. No. No. No. I rolled

2:07:22

a tip. So with my advocate, that would

2:07:24

be an eleven. But

2:07:27

that's yeah. Okay. Otherwise,

2:07:30

I could streetwise it. Yeah.

2:07:32

No. No. Yeah. That'll work. And I think

2:07:34

his last move. The two of them

2:07:36

are confused enough that they like, they still

2:07:39

have their guns trained on the on the anastuz.

2:07:42

They both, like, yeah, they looked at their huds on

2:07:44

their arms, and they're like And

2:07:47

you see them, like, they're confused for a second.

2:07:49

They take their eye off the ball. if you

2:07:51

perhaps wanted to act.

2:07:54

That's a good one. Yes. Yes.

2:07:57

Can we aim in fire? Can we

2:07:59

grapple them

2:07:59

can we, like, can we

2:08:01

jump down through the vent and just land on top

2:08:03

of them? We need to get the guns out of their hands.

2:08:05

Yeah.

2:08:05

Is that

2:08:07

what wanna do? Yeah.

2:08:10

I do. Disarm them. Yeah.

2:08:12

Let's try it. I like your smile, man.

2:08:16

They're my besties. You

2:08:19

you fucked with their minds, and it's gonna have a mechanical

2:08:21

it's gonna have a mechanical effect if you wanna

2:08:23

act. You haven't been born yet, Tyler?

2:08:26

I'm sure in the face. I

2:08:30

got invited them for questioning and stuff.

2:08:32

No. Oh, yeah. I just My

2:08:34

only

2:08:34

concern is if we if we take around

2:08:37

even aiming to shoot at them, none of our damage

2:08:39

is enough to kill them. So they will then

2:08:41

just shoot

2:08:42

the --

2:08:43

Yeah. -- fans. Yeah. Let's let's jump

2:08:45

them. Let's jump in this moment.

2:08:47

RAPL them. Yeah.

2:08:48

You know? Okay. Alright. Alright.

2:08:51

I need a I mean, here's what I'm gonna want. I want

2:08:53

a mechanic role. Actually, here's

2:08:55

what we'll do. we're gonna go back

2:08:58

into the same initiative order. And

2:09:00

I'm gonna need a mechanic role from one

2:09:02

of the one of you up in the vents to or

2:09:05

a strength. Mechanic strength basically

2:09:07

dislodge the bend, and then

2:09:10

you can jump out. And then you you guys

2:09:12

down the deck can do whatever you want.

2:09:14

I have a one in my strength.

2:09:16

I could do it unless you

2:09:18

want to How's your mechanics better?

2:09:20

Yeah. My mechanic would be

2:09:23

a plus three. Oh.

2:09:25

Yeah. Do that.

2:09:26

Nice.

2:09:28

Right? So, yeah. We're on private

2:09:30

comms again. Share it. Like, this is the

2:09:32

plan. It's just like go jump in.

2:09:35

Okay. That

2:09:38

is a nine. Okay. That

2:09:40

is enough to basically, you you

2:09:42

kick out the vent. You hit it at a weak

2:09:44

point. That's your main that's

2:09:46

your significant action. Would you like to take minor action?

2:09:49

My interaction, I jump

2:09:52

out and over towards

2:09:55

the closest guy to training. Graham.

2:09:58

Alright. Pause,

2:09:59

RMS, what do you do? What do you what

2:10:02

do you do?

2:10:03

I think she would go towards the other

2:10:05

guy just like flying like

2:10:08

superman down from the vent to

2:10:10

just try to land directly on top

2:10:12

of him just not

2:10:13

from above. Okay. Elbows,

2:10:15

elbows out, pointy elbows in

2:10:17

the back

2:10:17

too. Yeah. Turns out,

2:10:19

appliance. Alicia, what is Gigi doing?

2:10:23

Well, she sees all this. The first thing she's gonna

2:10:25

try to do is literally aim her

2:10:28

construct and boot, like, you know, roundhouse

2:10:31

kick to the heat to, like, this part of your arm,

2:10:33

which is really weak. No matter what you

2:10:35

have on, so to basically do that

2:10:37

to the away from being pointed

2:10:39

at the whatever it is in the canisters. I

2:10:42

would say you'd have to move in

2:10:44

and then act, which but I will let you do that. Like, you

2:10:46

can move in and then kick their kick try to kick

2:10:48

their gun away from the canisters. Yeah. Yeah.

2:10:51

Alright. Hold there and then puff

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