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Hello, and welcome back
1:37
to Voyager's of the jump. Are
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y'all doing? Great.
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Good.
1:43
Such a soft, nice little
1:45
blob to us. How are y'all doing? There's so
1:48
friendly. Yeah. We're
1:50
like, the
1:52
I I love playing
1:53
with you guys. It's like it would do so
1:56
pulling back the curtain a little bit. It's been a little bit of
1:58
a break since we recorded
1:59
But they're so
2:02
we're
2:02
getting back together. It's like getting the gang
2:04
back together. It feels good. It's good to see
2:06
you.
2:07
don't know. I'm
2:09
also here. I don't know what else
2:11
to say besides high. I'd love
2:13
to be here with you all.
2:15
the
2:16
Thanks. First,
2:18
oh, I
2:19
don't know what to say. You can hear. Call
2:21
me speechless. I'm happy too. I love playing
2:24
with you guys. I'm I'm bummed when we don't
2:26
get to see each other on a weekly basis. Yeah.
2:28
I know. That's
2:30
true. Well, so if you allow me
2:32
to pull back the curtain even further. No.
2:35
Okay. I take it back. The Tallahan. Not
2:37
the Tallahasas. You
2:40
don't touch that curtain. It's been moved enough.
2:44
No. No. We're we're actually recording
2:47
this on August twenty ninth. which
2:49
is not only the birthday of
2:52
my sister sing. Birthday and
2:55
one of my best friends, Stephen, who was at the our
2:57
Portland show, It is also the
2:59
canonical birthday of the
3:01
current emperor of the third imperion, Stephan
3:03
the third.
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Oh. August twenty ninth is
3:07
the Is that So are you telling me? Are
3:09
you telling me that
3:10
Stephan is a Virgo? I've
3:12
i couldn't
3:14
tell you if that's true or not, but, you
3:16
know, take your word for it. A natural
3:19
born leader if you will. A verb or you
3:21
say. Wait.
3:22
Hold on. Okay. They have October
3:25
in this game, October exists?
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Yes. Well, Earth. There's Earth
3:29
exists.
3:30
Okay.
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Well, assuming
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I assumed
3:33
it was gonna be, like, we use day
3:35
and No. Well,
3:37
that's the different planets have different
3:40
sort
3:40
of measurements, I assume. I would be
3:42
more surprised and depressed
3:45
that astrology is still
3:47
has any adherence in the year five thousand,
3:49
but are you gonna say as
3:51
listeners of glass can and content
3:53
will know the biggest adherent to
3:56
astrology
3:56
on any of our shows is good
3:58
luck.
3:59
Well, it it it's still
4:02
there. It's just different for every single
4:04
planet. Exactly. Exactly.
4:06
So there's
4:06
a lot more of them. Oh,
4:08
it sounds right. That wasn't so
4:10
thick. The the newspapers about as thick as a
4:12
phone book, if you remember those. It's just
4:14
nothing but astrology parts. Yeah.
4:17
Yeah. because you have to find out what system
4:19
you were born in along with the date
4:21
on that planet to figure out
4:23
what your what your sign would be and,
4:25
oh, boy, am I going to meet a stranger today?
4:28
Oh, let's see. What's going on? Zen
4:31
Charlie. Let me see. Yeah. If we were
4:33
to do are our characters.
4:36
The
4:36
earth astrology signs.
4:38
What
4:39
would they be?
4:40
Oh.
4:45
Skid. Okay. Why don't you go first? Yeah.
4:47
I know that I know those
4:49
skid hates this and I'm like, go head
4:51
skid, have fun. Let's have a little fun together.
4:53
I would
4:54
be a Phylo would be
4:56
a pisces.
4:58
because his best friend is the dolphin.
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That's
5:01
that's I mean, that might
5:03
be how astrology works. on pilots
5:05
on world. You let me group on the
5:07
moon, so it's different there anyway. So
5:11
so yeah. I mean, That's
5:13
he he's really, like, into it too.
5:15
He's, like, really into moon astrology.
5:18
And
5:18
him and his best friend just sit there,
5:20
like, pouring over charts
5:22
and, like, tea and stuff. They
5:24
just that's they they while away all
5:26
the long lunar hours. Wondering
5:29
what the year of the moon
5:31
lunar calendar they were born in.
5:34
Wow. I see here in the rock.
5:36
So definitely, you know. you
5:38
and guess picture you and Craig just sitting
5:41
there with all those hand drawn charts.
5:43
Yes.
5:47
So it's not really that I did with the Craig or so
5:49
into it as the thing. And so it's like you get
5:51
along in every other way. So it's
5:54
a just
5:54
a it's just a humoring. It's that's it's
5:56
really a dolphin thing. Oh, okay.
5:58
They they tend to, like,
5:59
kind of go that way, but
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you know. And I
6:02
don't wanna judge because Filo, you know,
6:05
he's a
6:05
living, but live. Yeah. What
6:07
is the model? short for. It's
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It's a full name. No. No. That's
6:11
his full name. Oh, I thought it was, like, phalopolis
6:14
or No. No. Yeah. I have, like,
6:16
phalomino or something in my head. Phalomino.
6:19
No. He's actually He's
6:22
he's named after the inventor
6:24
of the television. Final Farmsworth.
6:26
Final Farmsworth. Wow.
6:29
And there
6:30
was actually Matthew, did you see
6:32
there was a Broadway play
6:34
about him Mhmm. It was an
6:37
Aaron Sorkin wrote. Yeah. And Jimmy
6:39
Simpson played him. Yeah. And
6:41
it was really good. I thought it was really good. I I
6:43
did did you did you see it? I
6:46
did see it. Yeah. It was fun. It was
6:48
good. It was only ran for, like, three months or
6:50
something, but it was, like, good. It
6:52
was far as right away. Yeah. For,
6:54
like, a really short time in Hank Azuria played
6:57
the other guy. Right.
6:59
Right. Well, there was another guy. There's also a Scottish
7:02
inventor, John Logie Baird, who also
7:04
was developing cathode ray tubes, I think,
7:06
at the same like, roughly the same time independently.
7:09
But there was the so, yeah, it was Hankizaria played
7:11
the head of head of RCA, and Kimi
7:13
Simpson played father of Farnsworth, and they narrowed in
7:15
each other's lives, and they had kind of very different
7:17
but interesting trajectories.
7:19
intersected at Farnsworth died
7:21
poor and, like, did not get credit for his expansion,
7:24
which in, like, changed the world, which was
7:26
either part
7:26
of the point of the story. Wow. But it was really
7:28
good. And that's also Farnsworth is also
7:31
who they named the professor in Futurama
7:33
after the fight was also named after Phala
7:35
Phon far from Oh, my gosh.
7:37
Oh, this knowledge. I'm taking it
7:39
in
7:39
here. This pop culture knowledge.
7:42
Sure. Sure. Meanwhile,
7:45
and I've been looking up astrology signs
7:47
and It's got a
7:49
big one. He's he's he's definitely
7:51
sagittaries because they're brilliant, and
7:54
I've gotta let me inspect.
7:56
But
7:56
they tend to be a little naive. especially
7:58
when it comes to traveling.
7:59
It's it's I had decided that the
8:02
reason I was arrested is because I'm kind of
8:04
a sucker.
8:05
I went for whichever
8:07
ones were the more naive and gullible.
8:09
So that's I'm
8:11
a sagittarius. Oh,
8:12
man. Despite you, Seth, how you happen
8:15
to be sagitt Terry is okay. Oh,
8:17
no. Oh, wow. It's like the really naive
8:19
goal of the ones, but not you. You said brilliant.
8:22
True. Clean
8:26
it out. Oh. What's this?
8:29
Say it, Alicia. Where are you where where do your
8:31
characters fall? You know
8:32
what? I'm gonna have to say in
8:33
Gigi's probably a Scorpio.
8:35
pl Scorpio's
8:37
have, like I mean,
8:38
okay. Traditionally, if any of your Scorpio
8:41
or with step any toes here, but traditionally,
8:43
scorpios tend to be a little like hot
8:45
headed, and they act without thinking,
8:48
and if you date one, you'll never date
8:50
one again. If you do, you're crazy.
8:53
That's all. No offense to anyone
8:55
who's watching. I am a Scorpio.
8:58
Are you? III
9:00
never dated. That's why. That's why. Skid
9:04
is also a Scorpio. That's why he and I have
9:07
I know we're born one day apart.
9:09
What? I didn't know that.
9:11
It's
9:11
true. Yeah. Yeah. In
9:13
different years. In different years. That
9:17
couple decades of worth difference
9:19
in the year. Well, the day is almost
9:22
almost You're gonna say Matthew, you look great for your
9:24
age. But It'll
9:29
make any of
9:29
you feel better, scorpions, sedutarians,
9:33
pisces, all tend to be
9:36
serial
9:36
killers. Did you notice that? That's
9:39
that's really true. I have heard this. That
9:41
does make you feel better. I don't know why why did I
9:43
preface it like that?
9:44
they just tend to be I
9:46
think that makes sense to our group. They're usually the
9:48
ones on the outside of the well. Yeah.
9:53
I prefer the term survivor. Yeah.
9:55
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Surfaces. That's a good The
9:57
serial killer is a very I prefer
9:59
survivor.
9:59
That is a very
10:02
generous way of looking at a serial
10:04
killer.
10:05
In that relationship, one
10:07
person survived and one didn't. So you
10:10
gotta just look at those choices. That's all.
10:14
Oh, that's right. The last
10:16
episode, Matt, you asked us
10:18
what our worst our best
10:20
date was. That's right. That's right. because I was like,
10:22
didn't I just recount that story to someone? was
10:24
you guys
10:25
ever counted out. Oh, was that
10:27
horrible day to Scorpio? I
10:30
don't remember what he was. And personally, I don't
10:32
care. He felt in a flight of stairs and embarrassed
10:34
me. That's all I know.
10:39
I I
10:42
mean, enough said, really. I
10:49
Arnaments doesn't believe in
10:50
that crap.
10:55
No. See, I don't know.
10:57
For the fun of it, I was gonna say
11:00
Scorpio too, actually.
11:01
Oh, yeah. because I was like, she's
11:03
spicy. She's like kinda got
11:06
this
11:06
I don't
11:07
even know. Not like a higher than now
11:09
at tuned, but almost like a lower than thou
11:11
attitude. She was like, I can't go to college. Like,
11:13
I'm I'm not smart enough for that, and then she did great in
11:15
college. And she was like, fuck
11:16
this. I don't I don't need
11:19
this.
11:19
the Yeah.
11:21
I don't know. I think So, like, your ambition
11:23
to be a criminal without actually being a criminal
11:25
feels very squared. Yeah. Like -- Yeah. --
11:27
so you're working towards being a criminal.
11:30
Like I
11:30
that is true. I started the the
11:32
high goal of being a criminal. And then, like,
11:34
the system fought me, and I was like, No. I'm gonna
11:37
get I'm gonna enter this criminal ring.
11:39
Yeah. My mother is, like, sending me, like,
11:41
a hundred
11:41
brochures in an envelope, but
11:44
she's, like, we miss you,
11:45
and I'm, like, ripping it up and I'm like, I don't need
11:47
your money.
11:48
Oh my god. Money.
11:50
Oh my god. Living on
11:52
the street and I'm like, god, I don't need your money.
11:54
argument.
11:55
I've had enough of your unholdier than
11:57
thou attitude. Oh
12:01
my god. Well,
12:03
I'm glad to know. We have a we
12:05
thought it was a two scorpios
12:07
-- Yeah. -- pisces and a sajatarius.
12:10
Which is psychopaths. Oh, and then I could
12:12
also say play. Canonically,
12:13
she also has a
12:15
Scorpion tattoo.
12:17
Oh, look at that. Yes. How about that?
12:19
Now
12:20
I can cosplay even harder.
12:22
we ever go live. I'll
12:23
just show this on So that's extreme commitment.
12:26
We have to applaud that.
12:28
Oh, me. I'm a scorpio. I
12:30
don't know if you can tell. This
12:32
whole thing is a scorpion. For no reason,
12:35
I'm a scorpion. Alright. Good. I'm
12:37
not a friend. I have
12:38
a friend who's an animal wrangler, like,
12:41
for Hollywood. So she has, like, a house full
12:43
of Oh, yeah.
12:43
That's what she does. She's provided, like,
12:45
a lot of like movies, TV shows
12:47
that you see being filmed, they're probably
12:50
her bugs. So
12:51
she asked She's a bug wrangler. Yeah.
12:54
She has scorpions, tarantulas. She
12:57
has a lot all sorts of bugs, worms,
12:59
she provides them for television and movies and
13:01
stuff, and tarantulas stuff. And I hate bugs.
13:04
So I lost a bet. So
13:06
for a live, she brought a bunch of bugs
13:08
to
13:08
my house. Right? And she's like, oh, yeah.
13:11
Hi. How you doing? And she's got really big
13:13
cleavage. She's or funny, whatever. But
13:15
at the end of the night, she was packing up her
13:17
pet. I remember she was, like, standing
13:19
in my living
13:20
room with, like, a Tupperware container and
13:22
doing this.
13:23
Oh, no. Oh, no.
13:28
What are you what are you doing? The
13:30
Grinkley Fine Games. I
13:33
was doing she was like, wow. I
13:36
was like, oh, what
13:38
what are you doing? There's
13:41
an African male that,
13:44
like, is really rare. And, well,
13:46
he's not here, so he's gotta be somewhere.
13:48
I was like, oh my god. So
13:50
we spent, like, the next, like like, twenty
13:52
minutes. We found it up in, like, the skylight
13:54
vent. It had flown up and stopped there.
13:57
But I'm, like, you can't come to someone's
13:59
house and
13:59
lose rare insects in
14:02
their
14:02
home. No. It's
14:04
really just an idly posted about that.
14:07
Yeah. No.
14:08
Yeah. She's lots of really cool bugs.
14:10
I'm surprised it actually existed because I feel
14:12
like if you were bug wrangler, you should always walk
14:15
around with an extra empty set of Tupperware.
14:17
And so to free some people out like that
14:19
extra Tupperware. It's like it's a
14:21
funny thing to hold it and look around
14:23
Yeah. Does anyone
14:25
see this incredibly deadly
14:28
venomous scorpion
14:30
anywhere labeled on
14:32
the box incredibly deadly. Isn't
14:35
this working? You're just kind of shaking
14:37
and looking around. Well, if he
14:39
turns up, just call me. Yes.
14:41
I have to go. So check your shoes,
14:43
but I'll be I'll be He loves
14:45
shoes. Take care. He
14:48
loves shoes and gloves. Okay. But
14:51
Shoot.
14:53
Who's the classic there's a classic
14:56
prank, which is to to I don't know
14:58
why I know this because I grew up in New Jersey, and we
15:00
certainly didn't do this. But you
15:02
you you get two pigs and you
15:04
label them one and three and
15:07
unleash them in a closed environment like
15:09
a school. And then
15:11
laugh Historically,
15:13
when everyone gets catches
15:15
them both and then thinks there's a third, some of them running
15:17
their overtake. That is pretty oh,
15:19
that's hilarious.
15:21
the area
15:22
Also, really
15:24
I've never ever participated in
15:26
any pig related pranks. I
15:27
guess that's yeah. That's
15:30
a lot of work to do a pig, Frank.
15:33
Yeah.
15:33
These are smart. These are really smart. Yeah.
15:35
They're super smart. I feel smart and human.
15:38
Yeah. I'm like Yeah.
15:41
They're smart. They're funny. They are funny.
15:43
And it makes me it makes me sad
15:45
that they're so delicious.
15:47
because
15:47
if they weren't, III
15:50
would love to stop eating them because I
15:52
really think that they're cool and
15:54
at least as smart as people.
15:56
but I just can't God, that's fucking
15:58
that's fucking like a true
15:59
pisces. You're such a crazy
16:01
I know. I know. honest,
16:05
like, swear I I swear, like, when
16:07
I stopped eating meat, one of the chief reasons was pigs.
16:09
because I was like, they're so smart and I don't
16:12
really -- No. -- and and they aren't so delicious that
16:14
they're just, like, the adjuvant distance was just too
16:16
much for me. Yeah.
16:17
It's cruel it's a cruel joke
16:19
that they made the smartest animal, the
16:21
most the
16:22
most tasty. Tasty.
16:23
And what you know what? We don't know that because I
16:25
don't think any of us have tried humans. So --
16:27
Perfect. -- it's supposed to taste like
16:29
pork. That's what I've heard. It's -- Yeah. -- you know,
16:32
they call it long pork.
16:34
I don't call it long long
16:36
skid. Oh, it's long. Oh, it's
16:38
short. Scorpio front. the other survivors.
16:41
Oh, right. People are regular survivors of
16:44
people. I've read that. several ones.
16:45
So most delicious game. I know what
16:48
it's about.
16:48
You'll
16:51
have to forgive us. haven't seen each other in a
16:53
while. Oh,
16:58
anyway, speaking of the most delicious
17:00
and perhaps dangerous
17:01
game, Traveler.
17:05
LinkedIn. Yeah. Why
17:07
don't we talk about what happened last
17:09
episode? What
17:12
did you talk about? I'll talk about it.
17:14
I'll talk about it.
17:16
So when we laugh less when we
17:18
last left their ears, they were in a bid of
17:20
pickle. So after
17:22
Fylo made visual contact with a mercenary
17:25
cruiser on an intercept course, Captain Yang put
17:27
the ship on Red Alert. and called all available
17:29
hands to battle stations while the repairs and engineering
17:31
continued. But of course, you guys had shut down
17:33
the entire ship. So
17:35
puffer and g g working in the with the engineering
17:38
team were able to jump start the power plants and provide
17:40
partial power just enough for
17:43
two ship systems at a time.
17:45
Meanwhile, it's just enough for skid to miss.
17:48
Just enough for skid to miss. I'm
17:50
still so upset. Like, I rolled so
17:53
badly because would've
17:55
had to do any of this stuff. Yeah. You could've
17:57
you could've just blown the mess out of the sky.
17:59
Yeah. Most powerful ship
18:01
in the galaxy and I just could name
18:04
up.
18:05
Yeah. It's it's too bad they didn't have,
18:07
like, their trained gunner available.
18:09
Like, he he was doing something. that
18:12
way, he's just he's just threw him in the brig. Right?
18:16
Nah. He's a he's a fox
18:18
assistant slash supreme gunner.
18:21
size the best marksman in the entire
18:23
ship. Well,
18:27
using
18:27
every trick that you could
18:29
think of We
18:30
tried to shoot down the mercenaries. Again,
18:33
skid missed horribly and embarrassed well.
18:36
But and so the cruiser was able to
18:38
latch onto the hull and he and began
18:40
to cut into and board the ship.
18:42
So ARTEMIS FILO, Gigi and Puffer
18:44
all made their way down to Cargo Bay, where
18:47
waves of mercenaries were engaged in a fierce
18:49
fire fight with lieutenant commander Wilks, the
18:51
Astrigator, and a detachment of
18:53
the ship's marines. The ARTEMIS and
18:55
FILO crawled in through some ductwork
18:57
to get a good vantage point through a vent.
19:00
And puffer plunge into the fight and then
19:02
Gigi was attempting to sneak around on the
19:04
right side of the cargo bay to kind of kind of
19:06
flank the mercenaries. And
19:08
Wilks in the marines managed to put some hurt
19:10
on the these mercenaries who were, by the way, wearing
19:13
heavy armor. but one of the Merck's popped
19:15
out, unloaded his weapon full
19:17
auto into Wilks, and
19:19
he fell. and
19:20
that is
19:21
where we will begin tonight.
19:25
And unfortunately,
19:25
it's still the Merck's
19:27
turn. That was only the first Merck. That was only
19:29
the the left left most Merck.
19:32
So I am going to
19:35
that was Merck one. Let's turn to his friend
19:37
Merck two. Merck two
19:39
is going to roll to hit against
19:41
g g. Well, actually, guess I should roll to
19:44
see if he's sponsored. Right? I'll roll a recon.
19:50
He rolled double sixes, so
19:52
he spots you. Oh.
19:53
Like, guys,
19:55
like, awkward eye contact. Yeah.
19:57
You guys, like, through the through the smoke
19:59
and the
19:59
like and, like, the the like, all the
20:02
the laser fire and the gotten
20:04
fire everywhere you guys still managed
20:06
to make eye contact and you have a moment.
20:09
Oh, there's a moment. There's a moment.
20:11
Okay.
20:11
Make sure when he sees me, And
20:13
it's like slow motion. My hair is sort
20:15
of blowing. And I'm looking at
20:17
him like this through the smoke. Oh,
20:21
he sees Scorpio. He's
20:24
gonna see me. It's gonna be a photo moment,
20:27
damn it. For a
20:29
moment, he's, like, total deer caught in the headlights
20:31
because he's, like,
20:32
and it almost as if he recognizes you and
20:35
then suddenly the the barrel of his rifle
20:37
swings into frame and
20:39
he's gonna take a shot with his laser Oh.
20:42
And because he succeeded so well
20:44
on his recon check, I'm actually gonna give him
20:46
a I was gonna make this a a difficult
20:48
check because you're kind of running along the side.
20:50
Well, I'm gonna make it average. What
20:52
about her softly blowing here?
20:55
Is that straight? Yeah. That took Oh, this
20:57
is like a This is an enabling commercial
20:59
going on across the gunfight. mean Yeah.
21:02
What you don't know is that, actually, he is a Scorpio
21:04
and he is a serial killer and 000
21:08
Yeah. He's he's like And he falls on flights
21:10
of stairs. Anyway,
21:14
he aims. Actually, no, he doesn't. Actually,
21:16
he will aim and he will fire.
21:19
Oh.
21:20
And he will miss
21:22
by one. We roll this seven. Wow.
21:25
Even with his even with his aiming. Okay.
21:27
Merck number three, is going
21:30
that was mercury two mercury three is
21:32
going to aim his submachine gun
21:34
over at puffer.
21:37
cowering
21:39
behind some crates. Oh,
21:41
yeah. You can't even see it. It doesn't it?
21:43
Head to the floor screaming gravely.
21:46
It's been bravely
21:49
streaky, bravely streaky
21:51
and crying.
21:53
Well, then I'm gonna make it a
21:55
I'm gonna make this a difficult check
21:58
to hit you. And you are dot you are dodging. Right?
22:00
So that's or you're taking cover.
22:02
So Yeah.
22:03
Yeah. I mean, I'm like trying to crawl
22:05
into the crates that are probably
22:07
blowing up around me. And
22:09
back when so we didn't
22:12
pull back the curtain a little further. We
22:14
actually got some of us got to meet in person
22:16
way back at Gencom. and
22:19
Seth Skorkowski gifted me with a set
22:21
of
22:21
Seth Skorkowski dice -- Oh, wow.
22:24
-- so cool. And what I just
22:26
actually had more, but everybody was in the hamster
22:28
cage when I saw it. And like didn't want like,
22:30
throws a man. Yeah. That
22:33
would have been amazing. And
22:35
I bought a set. I bought a set of them when
22:37
they came out. I
22:38
ain't giving you some, man. You just I didn't
22:41
know you're the hamster cage. didn't
22:43
know you said I had I didn't know
22:45
I would ever know you, so I felt I had to
22:47
pile. Okay.
22:49
I appreciate it. So spend
22:52
it well, my friend. What I learned
22:54
when my money had good health. Yeah. You
22:56
enjoy that. Enjoy those worlds. What
22:59
I learned, though, upon opening the set
23:01
of dice is that your favorite die is the
23:03
twelve sided D60
23:06
It also happens to be my favorite. My
23:08
guess. He's a big fan of those.
23:11
So I'm I'm gonna roll yours against
23:13
the way.
23:14
Seth, look look what you've done. Now he's
23:16
rolling against
23:16
you. Grasshopper's
23:19
become the master. Right. When I first came at Genkon,
23:21
the GM got a photo because I rolled a one on
23:23
my very first skill check with my own
23:26
Nice.
23:26
Your own nice. Yeah. He's
23:28
like, hey, this is going on Facebook.
23:32
Okay.
23:32
And unfortunately, when I rolled a
23:34
I rolled a a twelve. to
23:37
hit you, which is enough to -- It's good
23:39
dice. It's a great dice. I'm
23:41
getting you some other swings. Sorry.
23:45
Okay. So he's gonna use his submachine gun
23:48
on burst, which basically allows him to add
23:50
three to damage.
23:51
Okay.
23:52
machine gun. Yep. 0000
23:55
Still isn't it?
23:56
So that is going to
23:58
be eleven points of damage.
23:59
son of them jeez. Oh
24:02
my god. I'm gonna I'm gonna put
24:04
this guy back in the box up because it might
24:06
be a it might be a, like, a bucket of mass destruction.
24:09
give you that time, Matthew. Oh
24:13
my god. So how much
24:15
armor does the just standard
24:17
vac suit? Yeah. because I
24:19
think we're only in back suits. Right? Were
24:21
you you had your you had your special arm
24:23
or didn't you? Six If I was if
24:25
I was allowed to keep it, yeah, man. I don't
24:27
wait. Oh, okay. It's
24:30
Canon. You used the computer on it couple times.
24:32
just didn't help you very much. Okay.
24:33
So it was eleven points? Eleven points.
24:36
Yeah. Okay. So, re get
24:38
through. Right? Which still
24:40
sucks. Okay.
24:41
Okay.
24:44
So how does the how does the d r work
24:46
or how does it work with armor? It's
24:48
the
24:48
the The
24:50
armor is d r, basically. So you just take it
24:52
off the top. the protection is the
24:54
d r. Yeah. Okay. And
24:56
what about just because I know I'm gonna
24:58
get hit eventually. What about if I have
25:00
subdermal armor protection and
25:03
the TL is ten.
25:06
Is that a good thing? It
25:09
should have a number with it. And -- Yeah.
25:11
-- my tail is the tech level. So that's, like,
25:13
how available it is, wherever you are. Okay.
25:16
I didn't write down the number with
25:18
it when I made my character.
25:21
Oh, shit. Just tell me how much
25:23
damage it is, and that's the fire. There's
25:26
look it up and see if I can find it because I
25:28
bought it out of the book, I'm sure. But Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you
25:30
look it up? In the meantime, the fourth Merck is gonna
25:32
go. he is going to I'm
25:35
gonna allow him a recon check
25:37
the to
25:39
see if he sees any of you guys any
25:41
of you guys up in the event. because
25:43
he you did fire a shot out of there, so I'm gonna
25:46
roll over again to see if he notices.
25:48
Oh, and I rolled in the I
25:51
rolled it five and a six on the die. So, yes, he
25:53
notices. So, he's gonna get a shot off
25:55
again. Essentially.
25:57
What's it? No. No. These are these are mine.
25:59
These are my
25:59
Okay. My my frosty
26:02
baby balloons. forbid you from music. Those
26:04
are any longer. You are out. Okay.
26:08
So he's gonna take a shot at you ARTEMIS,
26:11
but I'm gonna give you cover I mean, let's say
26:13
you effectively taken cover from
26:17
the being behind the vent. So
26:19
I'm gonna make this Let's
26:22
say it's a difficult shot and then
26:26
Yeah.
26:26
And I'll take a minus two.
26:30
So And this is with
26:32
a gosh. Right? Oh, you.
26:34
Cheese. Her mouth. Cracked
26:36
eye, which is a good thing for you by the way. Okay.
26:40
Alright. So that is going
26:42
to be thirteen, which
26:44
misses it by one. Okay.
26:47
So you're alright for now. Okay. It
26:49
is now those are all the
26:51
Merck GG.
26:54
It is your turn. It's
26:55
my turn. Okay.
26:58
I
26:58
think I wanna I wanna return something at
27:00
the one that shot
27:01
at me. Okay.
27:02
So that was Merck number three. That's
27:04
his name. The one you had a a moment
27:07
with?
27:08
Yes. The one that actually
27:09
looked at me through a smoking through all
27:11
the firing and the time slowed down
27:13
in
27:13
dead eyes. And he thought that he recognized
27:16
my face, but Oh, he didn't.
27:19
That's the one. I wanna
27:20
aim back at it. Actually,
27:21
it's marked number two. But, yes, go ahead and name.
27:23
I think III have a laser piston.
27:25
Right? That's what I have. I believe
27:27
so.
27:29
So remember
27:30
you can take a minor you have a minor
27:33
action and a significant action. One of the minor
27:35
actions you can take is to aim. which
27:37
will give you a plus one on your
27:39
shot. You could also move, you
27:41
know, you could try to you position
27:43
yourself, but this would be an average shot
27:46
So you're looking for an eight. And if you want an eight, then we
27:48
give you a plus one. And then
27:50
you add your gun combat to that.
27:52
I don't want yet. I think that's I'm not gonna
27:55
move think she's gonna say where she
27:57
is. III am behind
27:59
sort
27:59
of a one of the
28:02
that was a one is it cargo
28:05
box
28:05
things. Right? because that's where I dashed behind,
28:07
I think, the last game. So but
28:09
he still saw me somehow magic clean.
28:12
They're still gonna, like, lean and then I'd
28:15
like to aim -- Okay. -- and then
28:17
fire.
28:18
So I'd be using What again?
28:20
Remind me.
28:21
So you're gonna add your deck ice. Your
28:23
deck's modifier and your gun
28:25
combat skill if you have gun combat.
28:28
right on. I'm gonna come back. But I can use
28:30
my dex, which is fine. Yeah. Let's just
28:32
pray for this role.
28:35
Oh. Do you
28:36
have jack of all trades? Do you have jack of all trades?
28:38
I
28:38
do have jack of all trades so I can add it.
28:40
I don't have to subtract anything. Yeah.
28:42
You have to subtract. Yeah.
28:44
don't. I do have Jack. Okay. Great. Yeah. So
28:47
what'd you get what'd you get with just adding your plus
28:49
one for aiming and your and your Dex modifications?
28:51
Oh, plus one from aiming. Nine. Nine.
28:53
Okay. You hit. Nice. Mhmm. Alright. Roll damaged.
28:56
oh goody goody
28:59
and see if it's gonna be You
29:02
you had your moment. You saw each other through the
29:04
smoke and the gunfire. He brought his
29:06
laser to my pull around and fired off and missed, and then
29:08
you just draw your laser pistol and try to shoot
29:10
them directly in the center of your teeth. Center mask.
29:15
Ten.
29:16
Ten. Excellent. I
29:19
have bad news for you. bad
29:21
news for me? Yeah. Hit
29:23
his armor. And you're not rocking
29:25
back a little bit. It
29:27
doesn't really seem like it hurts. Okay.
29:30
So we have some stiff armor on.
29:32
Some stiff armor on. Okay.
29:34
Okay. It
29:36
is now wilkes turn. He is
29:38
down. I'm bleeding out.
29:42
So now it is the marines turn.
29:45
Marines are gonna all act as one to keep
29:47
this moving. So they're
29:49
gonna shoot and
29:51
they will hit and
29:53
then basically they're just gonna do a little bit
29:55
of damage to all four Merks.
30:03
Okay. And they basically deal all they do
30:05
they they rolled pretty well, but they do
30:07
a little little little chink
30:09
of damage gets through their armor, but it gets
30:11
all of them. So that's this softens up just a
30:13
little little bit. Let me
30:16
just to take that film.
30:20
Talk amongst yourselves.
30:23
I figured out what it is. I looked in the book.
30:25
It's one. I get one
30:27
additional base armor. Yeah.
30:29
In addition to whatever your your
30:31
back suit -- Yes. -- so Yeah. Okay.
30:34
Not it's one of the few armers that stacks in
30:36
this game. It's actually pretty awesome. Yeah.
30:39
Okay. Has it synonically from her horrible
30:42
back surgery that she had to get.
30:43
I was I I was gonna ask how you got it.
30:45
It's subdermal armor, so it's literally subdermal.
30:47
Yeah. Like, she literally had to get it
30:49
because her bones were so
30:52
messed up. Like, they couldn't reconnect a lot of the
30:54
stuff. So they she's, like, cyber, like,
30:56
a Oh, she's, like, a
30:57
cyborg, I guess. It's a very, like, a
31:00
very cyberpunk kind of concept.
31:03
The subdermal armor is something very like
31:05
cyberpunk. Super cool. It's very
31:07
cool. It is cool. Alright.
31:10
FILO is your turn. Okay.
31:13
So I'm up in the vents. next
31:15
to Artemis. And I
31:18
am yeah. I think we're just sniping up
31:20
here. So I
31:23
want to take a
31:25
shot. And I have
31:27
a carbine. Right? think I have a carbine, laser
31:30
carbine, Yeah. I believe I'm
31:32
good. So I'm going to
31:34
aim and take a shot at
31:36
the Merck who just
31:38
shot at Gigi. Okay.
31:40
So your name from Merck number 23I
31:45
said three hours wrong. It was two. Okay.
31:47
Five to hit?
31:50
Yeah. Really? No. Seven.
31:52
Seven. Yeah. It's an average. It's gonna be an average
31:55
shot. Really, you don't have any like, even with your gun
31:57
combat and your deck only all of a sudden? Yeah.
31:59
It was a
31:59
very bad role. It
32:02
was just the cretes that I'm hiding behind. Right.
32:06
Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I brought
32:08
it up. You
32:10
know, you're in trouble when your dam goes really.
32:13
No worries. I'm really excited about that.
32:16
You can't suck That's
32:18
quite low. Are you certain? You're
32:21
certain. Puffer
32:23
is your turn. Okay. Oh, yeah.
32:26
Good. Did you take a a minor action
32:28
to aim perhaps? I did. I
32:30
did. Okay. That's included. That can't help.
32:32
That's included.
32:34
Very bad roll. Alright.
32:36
Puffer it is your turn.
32:38
Okay. So since
32:41
we're we're non grab and
32:43
the the cargo hold I can't like
32:45
shoot crates that will fall on these
32:47
guys because they do
32:49
seem to have very strong armor. I'd
32:52
like to do a recon to see if I don't know
32:54
there's like the video game barrel of explosives
32:57
next to them or something
33:00
that I can use
33:03
since evidently guns aren't
33:05
working as well. Since
33:07
I can't knock something over, is
33:09
there something in this room that smooths.
33:12
Yeah.
33:12
Look for the red barrel. Look for any
33:14
red barrels. Yeah. Are there is this
33:16
just like a giant air tank just
33:18
kind of lying on its side. Towards
33:20
the market. One possible. caution.
33:23
Do not shoot at with laser. Why
33:27
don't I wanna have you, like, roll the
33:29
traveler equipment to lock the equivalent
33:32
is the word I was trying to say and then just
33:34
mess this bush all all those holes
33:36
together. So what do
33:38
you get what do you want? Just roll roll 2D6
33:40
And if you roll higher than an
33:43
eight, There'll
33:45
be something.
33:51
No.
33:53
Ben, is that all nice? Oh.
33:59
You're born with it. Maybe it's really
34:02
exactly the way they were designed. Okay.
34:06
Yes. You see some
34:10
For some reason, maybe
34:12
one of the crew got interrupted. He was
34:14
transporting some oxygen tanks. Oh.
34:16
Through the cargo bay, and you see some
34:19
that are not far from
34:21
kind of to the left side of the the cargo
34:23
bay near Merck one.
34:26
Okay.
34:29
Then,
34:30
now I see them.
34:33
Do I need to make like a recon or something
34:35
to be sure like, okay, g g is
34:37
not like hiding behind those or
34:39
if this explodes, this isn't like to
34:41
toubles one of my buddies. Roll
34:46
the whole and the whole mechanic to
34:49
see, like, to see if you recognize that some
34:51
eyes of the tube and then it will,
34:53
you know, etcetera. I thought
34:55
you're gonna say there's a guy walking
34:57
with the tanks, like, for the battle,
34:59
like, hey, whoops. Like, today is
35:02
just like, oh, he's gonna shoot the man. He's
35:04
sorry everybody. Well, still.
35:06
So stand over by that other guy. Okay.
35:08
Nine. Once all
35:10
the pluses are in, these
35:13
dice are not as good as they can honestly
35:17
Alright. You you think you if
35:19
with a very difficult shot,
35:22
you could basically
35:25
hit one and it would and it would
35:28
explode in a direction and it starts to only
35:30
hurt two of them, two of them,
35:32
the two left or most left most
35:35
left or the most. Sorry. It's been a long
35:37
day for me too. Left or most works.
35:40
Okay. then
35:44
I will probably kinda
35:47
do a little fire in the hole over the cobs.
35:49
and I'm gonna go for it. Right? Yeah. It's
35:51
a very difficult shot, so you're looking for twelve
35:54
or above. It's okay. But if you
35:56
wanna aim, I'll let you know, you can take one. I'm
35:58
aiming. Okay.
35:59
rub my tongue out. Like,
36:03
my ears are hitting a home run. Yeah. Yeah.
36:06
Yeah.
36:09
It
36:11
was warm up shot. It was warm up shot.
36:14
How high did you miss? Let's
36:16
see. 678
36:20
Okay. Yeah. You missed. If you had missed
36:22
that like one or two, I was gonna let I was gonna have
36:24
him explode and just heard some of the marines,
36:27
but they were all up shot. I had
36:29
to clear the barrel. Right. Gotta
36:31
get that that blank out there. Alright.
36:35
Arturo message is your turn. Okay.
36:40
Really quick just looking
36:41
around. Do I see Arturo anywhere, lieutenant
36:43
Damon?
36:43
No. As far as you know, Lieutenant Damon
36:45
is still an engineer. Okay. So
36:48
alright. Just
36:49
thinking about him. I was wondering what he's
36:51
up to. I hope he's okay.
36:54
I'm getting distracted. Okay. She looks
36:56
around. She's got a
36:58
younger man. She's got a younger man in engineering
37:00
waiting He's he's into her. She's
37:02
kinda
37:02
she likes the attention. No. She is
37:04
going to take a shot at the Merck
37:06
who spotted her.
37:07
and shot at her and missed.
37:10
That would be your friend in mind,
37:13
work number four.
37:14
Work number yes. Work number four.
37:16
I had known him by the way that they look
37:18
so
37:18
distinctive.
37:23
Alright. And
37:25
I'm gonna use my jack of all
37:28
trades
37:29
for my gun combat. Oh, what
37:31
am I using? Oh, my gosh rifle.
37:33
Oh, yep. baby. Okay. If
37:36
you
37:36
wanna if you wanna take a mine alright. By the way, the other thing you
37:38
can do with Amy is you can stack them. So you
37:40
can you could you could if you take If
37:43
you forgo your significant action, you can take
37:45
two minor actions. So you could
37:47
stack three aiming
37:49
actions and get yourself a fire on the next
37:51
on your next turn. Yes. And you can even
37:53
take one that next one and get a fourth. Yeah.
37:56
That's true. You could. If you all do it
37:58
in the next round, but I'm gonna do
37:59
I do aim as a minor action. So that's
38:02
gonna be eight.
38:03
And then what do I add
38:05
to the gun combat? Sorry.
38:06
I'm It's your role plus
38:08
your decks modifier plus your gun
38:10
combat skill.
38:11
Okay. Oh. Okay.
38:13
That's a nine. Okay. You hit
38:15
him. Yeah. So yeah.
38:17
Go ahead and roll damage. Hey.
38:19
Alright. Okay. Roll high. Roll high.
38:25
Oh.
38:29
Sounds
38:29
like a good oo.
38:32
Twenty twenty one. It's
38:34
four it's Wait. Is
38:35
it 5D4 For the exhaust
38:38
rifle?
38:38
I think it is. I think I have one more role.
38:40
Gosh,
38:42
I I am Yeah. That's how deep. Right. I think that's
38:45
What? Oh, is it just four d?
38:48
Yeah. Four d damage on the gosh. And it's twenty
38:50
one thought for some reason I wrote 54D
38:52
Okay? Four d. Okay. Twenty
38:54
one is great. That and you and
38:57
you notice that, you know, the armor absorbs a bunch
38:59
of it, but, you know, if a fair a fair chunk
39:02
gets through.
39:04
Okay. With
39:07
that, it is now unfortunately
39:09
a Merck's turn. So Merck
39:12
one is going to shoot up
39:14
at the vents as well. He's gonna aim at he's
39:16
gonna aim at FIL. This
39:18
is the guy who's on. He's in
39:20
pretty dire straits. Now,
39:23
these are gonna be difficult shot. He
39:25
will miss. Merck two
39:27
is gonna shoot over AGG Now
39:29
they're engaged and a eye
39:31
contact number they're engaged. Oh,
39:34
the congratulations. Okay.
39:36
He will hit and
39:39
he will roll his damage. He has a he
39:42
has a laser rifle. which is
39:44
five d damage. Oh,
39:46
boy. I'm sorry. Wait
39:48
a minute. Yeah. You
39:50
would you like to perhaps Use
39:53
your reaction to dodge
39:55
or take cover. But
39:57
you shouldn't really like you said
39:59
a cover. You're
40:00
gonna stand right there and let them aim at me. Yeah,
40:03
I'd like to dodge. Right? If I can dodge
40:05
right now. Alright. So
40:07
your if you dodge, just shot you add
40:09
your your decks deep dice modifier
40:12
or your athletics dexterity number
40:14
to the difficulty of
40:16
the roll. Okay. Oh,
40:19
this year. Oh. Next is just one.
40:21
Just one. What's your you you have athletics next
40:24
earning?
40:26
I don't I just have a I have a zero
40:28
in in athletics. That's it. Alright.
40:30
The other thing you can do is dive for cover
40:32
and basically like throw yourself on the ground or
40:34
behind being solid. Okay. That
40:37
would give him a DM minus
40:39
two, which would be enough to remit
40:42
enough to make a mess. And then you do you
40:44
forgo your major action on your next
40:46
turn then? Is that how that works? You basically have to
40:48
figure out your whole next turn. Your whole
40:50
next turn. Oh, you can't do it, really?
40:52
Yeah. You figure out your next set of actions. Yeah.
40:56
You
40:56
might wanna do that though. That's a lot of damage.
40:58
Yeah. Five me since then. Yeah.
41:01
I'm gonna have to she just dives for
41:03
carpet. Dives, like, straight down. Yeah.
41:06
Okay. Great. So yeah. The you
41:08
you you you're still in eye contact with
41:10
this guy and he aimed you hit him. You
41:12
hit him. And so he aimed now he takes he takes
41:14
care and he aims. He looks down the side of
41:16
the barrel and fire and, like, just as he's about to pull the
41:18
trigger, you're oh, no. And you dive behind
41:21
a cargo container. Yeah. Like yeah.
41:23
Flying dive. And the the shot
41:26
burns a giant hole right
41:28
where you're headed with a bit on the wall. We
41:32
guys have been feeling not the sealant. Okay.
41:35
Go ahead. Always.
41:38
Merck. Merck three will once
41:40
again shoot at will pop up
41:43
and shoot at
41:44
FILO. I'm sorry. I puffer. I puffer.
41:48
Got
41:48
you. Sure. Yeah. I don't
41:51
like three. He all goes
41:53
three. Okay. He
41:55
rolls an eleven, which
41:57
I believe would
41:58
hit even with even with your
42:01
your even with a barrel or the
42:03
the crate, you should say? It's
42:05
the submachine gun he's gonna do another burst.
42:11
Okay. That is going to be eleven
42:14
points of damage. Okay.
42:19
Does armor ablate?
42:22
I don't remember.
42:24
Nope. Leave some. There
42:26
is an ablative armor. or
42:29
ablating the pineapple as a punch
42:32
of food. I just wanna
42:34
make sure, like, do I still have a plain sorta
42:36
duh. I
42:39
sure hope.
42:40
Well, I do too. I just I just
42:42
wanted to be a hola. I think it
42:44
stays constant. Right? Like,
42:47
I think so, but I wasn't willing
42:49
to commit to that answer.
42:51
because isn't there a blading
42:53
armor that, like, It will take damage,
42:56
but it also, like, creates like a cloud
42:58
of its own dust around you when it does get
43:00
damaged to, like, make you
43:03
even harder to hit. Yeah.
43:05
There's a specific there is one there's a specific
43:08
blade armor. Yeah. We're does
43:10
that and it's cheap and that's why why you
43:12
can why it's useful. Okay.
43:16
But back suits do not ablate. No.
43:19
Right. That's actually doing folders
43:21
where yeah. I'm
43:22
not seeing it.
43:24
Right. Okay.
43:25
Just wanted to make sure. So
43:27
-- Thanks for being honest. Yeah. Really
43:29
commendable. Yeah. As
43:31
I as I then give the finger
43:34
to that guy, which my armor actually does
43:36
appear eventually just probably
43:38
not as fast. Alright.
43:42
And then merchandisers four gonna fire
43:44
off fire off a shot at FILO with
43:49
his GOSS rifle. Uh-huh.
43:51
His close range
43:53
GOSS rifle shots I am rolling
43:55
absolute rocks to that. You're so
43:57
nice. I am. I I did. I put them
43:59
with
43:59
I put my I put my blues a side meant
44:02
for my
44:02
my little, you know, stone gray with green
44:05
green pips. Okay.
44:08
You were in the vent. I mean, he rolled
44:10
he rolled he
44:11
rolled an eleven on my on the d six, and
44:14
that's not even counting his modifiers.
44:15
the
44:17
So yeah, I mean, can
44:20
you take I mean, I would allow you to take cover
44:22
or if you're gonna use you
44:24
use A0G and you're in an air vent if you
44:26
wanted to try to twist out of the way or that
44:28
you dodge? Yeah. If I just like pull dodge
44:31
by well, we're gonna I don't have a dex
44:33
modifiers. You could I would let you dive
44:35
for cover by just like landing
44:37
back against the bend and floating yourself
44:39
backwards. Okay. I will do that.
44:41
Okay. have artemis and pull her up and hit.
44:44
Yeah. Yeah.
44:46
Alright. So you die you die for cover
44:48
as well for growing your next act.
44:50
Yeah. Exactly. Okay.
44:53
I do like to imagine
44:54
that we headheads. Like, you
44:55
just dive further into it out.
44:58
Jeez, I'll be safe. Right.
45:02
Ow. Too tight in here. There's a terrible
45:04
place to have a gun combat. Did you
45:06
come up here behind me?
45:08
He showed it me. I'm I'm sorry.
45:10
I'm sorry. Yay. It was right.
45:12
He's planning. Yes. I think so. Alright.
45:16
At that moment, it oh, sorry. It is Gigi
45:18
Stern.
45:19
but you for you for winter action
45:21
by diving to cover. So now I
45:23
just have minor action or none at all? None
45:25
at all. Sorry.
45:28
Wilks is still down. The Marines
45:30
are gonna go.
45:32
Boy, thank god, the Marines
45:34
are here.
45:35
Yeah. It's
45:37
like, oh my god. Yeah.
45:40
Very lucky that. Okay. Well, the Marines rolled
45:43
very very well. So they are gonna you
45:45
know, they're gonna fire off with their advanced
45:47
combat rifles. They're gonna go full
45:49
auto.
45:51
the
45:52
So
45:54
they are gonna go they basically get
45:56
extra attacks.
45:59
So they're gonna get another attack.
46:05
And
46:05
they will hit there as well. Alright.
46:07
So now I'm just gonna roll it. I'm gonna roll their dam and
46:10
roll twice on
46:11
their damage.
46:21
Come on, Marie. Alright. So they roll twenty
46:23
six damage. So I'm just gonna say god. Wow.
46:26
that's good. Yeah.
46:28
So okay. So the Marines
46:30
just there's, you know, the Marines.
46:32
They're pretty they're space marines. They're pretty tough. So
46:35
actually, they're able to kill Merck number
46:37
one. They just obliterate him. Yay.
46:39
Awesome. He's dead. Nice. Good.
46:42
That's for two. Hey, Merck.
46:45
Alright. Merck number two gets hit.
46:47
Merck number three gets hit.
46:50
And Merck number
46:52
four gets hit. Okay. They're all
46:54
still up. Okay.
46:57
It is Milo,
46:59
your turn, you for you
47:01
for winter accidents, or what my I'm
47:05
pulling myself in zero g back
47:07
into position so that I can fire
47:09
again next time. dot com.
47:11
Puffer. You are up. Okay.
47:14
Dude, just shot me twice. My little
47:16
plan of causing some sort of wily coyote
47:18
crap did not work. So
47:22
I would like to shoot. Is it three
47:24
that keeps shooting me? Mark three?
47:27
You get hit you get hit with the one with the seven shingom,
47:29
which is Mercury. Yes. Okay. I would
47:31
like to return the favor. Great.
47:33
and and and shoot him in the
47:36
face. Yeah. Yeah. Call
47:38
on your shot.
47:41
No. If
47:44
I hit him in the faces, I hit him. We
47:47
were artists playing groups with
47:49
Garrett Logan and, like and we I
47:52
was trying to, like, describe the flavor
47:54
of what I'm doing, and I was like, Alec,
47:56
and she reaches up with a with a knife.
47:58
He's like, dies on him. He's like
47:59
stabs his throat. And then Jared
48:02
and Claire were like, are you calling your shot? Jared,
48:05
that matters in perception. It comes
48:08
got a green pencil. I've never played
48:10
girls. I've never actually played it. You can
48:12
check it out on the game garage. I
48:14
will. I will. Thanks, Matthew. Yeah.
48:17
Good advice.
48:22
Oh.
48:23
Oh.
48:26
Yet? Yeah.
48:28
Thirteen. Thirteen. Oh, so that's
48:30
a good It's really
48:32
good. It's just six above. What
48:34
do you mean? No. It's
48:37
five above what you need. Well, I feel
48:39
this is a regular success. Oh,
48:41
yeah. It's all damage.
48:45
You've preferred a better roll
48:48
for the damage.
48:52
Jamming out to this boundary.
48:54
No. That's exactly so fun. Eighteen,
48:57
you said. That's pretty good. That is
48:59
pretty good. He is still up.
49:01
Oh my god. Okay. You
49:06
hit him. autonomous. It is your turn. Alright.
49:10
I'm going to FERC three just took pretty
49:12
pretty solid hit.
49:13
Yeah. I was gonna use this round to
49:16
do like a full aim and get super
49:18
used, but you know what? I will just aim as a minor
49:20
action, and I'm gonna aim for Mercury in to
49:22
finish
49:22
them off. Okay. What is your deck's
49:24
modifier, Sydney?
49:26
Zero. Mine two.
49:28
What's up?
49:29
Zero is. because I can't
49:31
remember what happened, but I
49:32
I broke your back. Oh,
49:34
yeah. why
49:37
you're a sign word. This old thing? There were
49:40
a lot of things forgetting that I shattered
49:42
my spot. In the Endurance,
49:43
I I got cut and I
49:45
broke my back. Some crazy shit happened
49:48
in my
49:48
use. Well, having a lattice
49:50
layer of of of
49:53
of kevlar under your skin has probably
49:55
got back here. But
49:57
it's so smooth too. I'm so smooth.
49:59
It's my
49:59
smooth hair. Like, when I wear
50:01
a bathing suit, I'm like like my whole body's
50:04
like liquid. It looks same.
50:05
Yeah. We can also clean her with armor all.
50:07
It's it's That's I
50:11
roll. That's everything. double seven
50:13
three.
50:15
Ten four.
50:16
So that will be Box
50:19
Coors. Thirteen. Yeah. Thirteen.
50:22
Thirteen.
50:22
So if
50:24
it were a six or more on the effect, say
50:26
you was an average shot, you get an exceptional
50:28
success or you get something bonus. But for now, just
50:30
roll your damage.
50:31
Yeah. I literally
50:31
can't roll any higher than a thirteen.
50:34
It's only your if only you hadn't broken your Mac
50:36
that time, it's extra higher. I think
50:38
if you get box cars, I think
50:40
it should be exceptional, like a
50:42
crib. I think it's you like that. Alright.
50:45
Alright. Skid, you talked me into it. There we
50:47
go. because it's even harder, right,
50:49
than is it even it's less likely
50:52
than, like, hitting a nap actual one on a d twenty,
50:54
getting two sixes, I think so. Right?
50:57
It's a one in thirty six chance. Right.
50:59
So Oh, yeah. even harder. So Yeah.
51:01
Right? To my to my math. Check my math. I
51:04
Yes, ma'am. It's like six times six. Right? Yeah.
51:06
One one times one, it's over six times Yeah.
51:08
Yeah. The people listening will check. You
51:10
don't have to challenge. That's true. a
51:13
lot of stuff. So
51:15
then if it's
51:16
crit, what am I doing?
51:17
So you're gonna get it's an exceptional success.
51:19
You'll get six it's rather you'll get success
51:21
and something will happen. So roll
51:24
your damage and we'll sit and and we'll see from there.
51:28
Dude
51:28
is gone out of his hand. Sixteen
51:31
damage. Okay. This guy,
51:34
had three hit had three hits
51:36
left and his armor is
51:38
thirteen. Oh. Oh.
51:41
So I kill him. You kill him.
51:43
Yeah. You
51:45
shoot him in the head. And when he go
51:48
so this is your success and when
51:50
he and when he goes down, his finger depresses
51:52
a trigger on his submachine
51:55
gun. And he goes full auto
51:57
and in the spray of I'm in a
51:59
role. I'm in a role to see what he hit.
52:01
if hits any of the marines or any of you
52:03
or if he hits. Oh, no. The oxygen
52:06
tank that just happened to have been sitting
52:08
in the cargo tank. Oh, okay. Okay.
52:11
So I'm gonna roll I'm gonna roll
52:13
3D6
52:14
if it's if
52:17
it's wait. Sorry. I I said, you the
52:19
marines -- Or
52:21
the oxygen. -- or the oxygen. So yeah.
52:24
One through six will be the marines. seven
52:26
through thirteen
52:28
will be the oxygen
52:31
and then fourteen through eighteen will
52:33
be my math is totally off, but we're gonna see
52:35
and go with it. Okay. Okay. Just
52:37
let us know.
52:39
And i rolled
52:41
an eight, so it hits the oxygen tanks. Yes.
52:44
Uh-huh. Okay.
52:47
So, god, I guess I'm just
52:49
gonna treat this lion. Was this work three?
52:53
This is it's gonna Mercury is dead,
52:55
but the auction His dying
52:57
act is he pulled off the shot that I could
52:59
I hate her. Yeah. This
53:02
is what it's gonna show me up at the very
53:04
end. I can do a sin.
53:08
Such an action movie thing too. He dies and
53:10
automatically. He's just like, yay, yay, yay, yay,
53:12
yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
53:14
It's so clear. That's really cool. I'm
53:17
gonna treat the oxygen tank as a
53:19
fragronid for the purposes of figuring
53:21
out damage. I just need
53:23
to know what the blast
53:25
Trade rainy. If anyone knows what
53:27
that does, that would be
53:29
crazy
53:29
helpful to me in this exact moment.
53:33
That's the truth. That's
53:35
the
53:35
truth. Black's the
53:37
truth. Black's the bowl
53:39
and then chat. Let us know. In
53:41
the meantime, at least in the future. Yeah.
53:44
I'm in a roll damage and then we'll figure out what the
53:46
blast trade is. Oh,
53:49
okay blast. This weapon has an
53:51
explosive component or is otherwise able
53:53
to affect target spread across a wide area.
53:56
Okay. Upon a successful attack, damages
53:58
rolled against every target within the weapon's
53:59
blast score in meters.
54:03
Dodge
54:03
reactions may not be made against the
54:05
blast weapon, but targets may die recover.
54:07
Cover may be taken advantage of if it lies
54:09
between a target and the center of the weapon's
54:11
blast.
54:12
Okay. So this has a blast
54:14
nine. So nine meters is about is about
54:16
thirty six feet. So I
54:19
am gonna take I'm gonna
54:22
I'm gonna rule that I'm gonna answer massive
54:24
explosion. So
54:27
I mean, well, the art of us, you know, has turned around
54:29
is walking away, slow motion. Not
54:34
looking at all. Probably not of the air
54:36
take. Tell
54:39
us all. Right. Okay.
54:42
I'm gonna rule that it hits both Merx.
54:45
So that's eighteen
54:48
on the on the mercury is dead.
54:51
Nice. That was from the That was
54:53
well, arm is already killed. Oh,
54:55
no. Mercury is I killed Mercury.
54:57
Yeah. Mercury is actually still alive. Mercury
55:00
is dead. And
55:02
Merck four, I'm gonna roll separate damage.
55:04
I'll just apply the same damage. Let's just keep
55:06
it simple. Oh, you know what?
55:08
Merck four is dead. Yes, please.
55:11
However, I'm going to apply that damage
55:13
to the Marines as well.
55:15
And I'm just
55:17
gonna I'll just do something to
55:19
reduce that mechanic. The Marines
55:22
were
55:22
great idea in theory, and it became
55:24
a little bit of a GM liability as
55:27
to, you know. Yeah.
55:29
Okay. You never wanna add more
55:32
NPCs into a battle when you
55:34
can avoid it. Yeah.
55:35
I was like, I've already we've already got
55:38
for Merx. I was like, I'm at an n wilkes,
55:40
and I was like, let me add a cadre of marines.
55:43
Yeah. Let me take an hour onto
55:45
this scenario. this
55:47
encounter. I I remember that was your turn. It
55:49
is now the Merck's turn. It is it is
55:51
now Merck. That just leaves Merck
55:53
four. Number four is Merck
55:56
two is the only one who's still alive. Merck
55:58
two, that's g
55:59
g's Merck. Yes. Of
56:02
course. G g engagement's off.
56:04
I
56:07
have to tell you the news, the engagement.
56:10
is off. The
56:14
two of them have had this entire, like,
56:17
relationship over the precious funeral
56:19
life. That's right. That's right. In that moment,
56:21
Gigi, you recognized this guy as you
56:23
remember him from he actually was
56:25
in one of your your commune's back
56:27
when you're growing up and you do know him and his
56:30
name is Paul. And
56:32
Paul is going to try to
56:34
shoot at ARTEMIS because
56:36
you're smart. You don't recover. So
56:40
he's gonna take his laser rifle and narrow it up at
56:42
the vet. No. The rifle is up at the vet. I
56:44
was crawling out of those vents. How
56:46
do you know where I am? Reflection
56:49
off your faceplate of your Brexit.
56:51
Shit. He actually got sora,
56:54
like, he's just seeing. It's all
56:56
the way to the vet. Yeah. If
56:59
she you go. I had fun I had fun
57:01
creating these guys. It's it's really
57:03
it's like it's very easy to create m b c's
57:05
and traveler in terms of the mechanics. You just kind
57:07
of just
57:08
you know, give them the staff. They need they need to have
57:10
them and their their skills. I
57:13
I had fun deciding that there was one guy
57:15
who was really strong.
57:17
but really dumb and not very good at aiming.
57:20
And this is and this is Merck number two.
57:22
Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah.
57:24
So he actually misses who
57:27
shot at Artemis. Yeah. He's using If
57:29
you were to get this guy up in -- Yep. -- idiot.
57:31
If you were to get this guy up in melee combat, he
57:33
would fuck him up.
57:34
Okay. He
57:36
misses. So now it is
57:39
the Marines or it's acting like,
57:41
oh, it was Gigi's turn. Gigi is your turn.
57:43
There's one Merck still up. You
57:46
totally just
57:46
and I was gonna I was thinking melee
57:49
and Matt. So now I'm all freaked out because he's
57:51
strong, and he's
57:51
stupid, but he's strong as an ox. Right?
57:53
it'd be so bad as to, like, pick
57:55
the biggest guy and, like, go
57:57
right for him. You
57:59
know, because that's
57:59
that is my MO in
58:02
general. And, like, how do I mean you never
58:04
know what's gonna happen? In
58:06
general, you know, you never know. Someone can
58:08
look strong. But, I mean, like, the smile
58:10
this thing can take down something really
58:12
big if it's like a wealth thought out plan.
58:15
And that's what Gigi is known for things
58:17
that are well thought out
58:19
Always wait. You understand?
58:21
Always. Okay. So
58:24
she's right now on the ground because she don't
58:26
recover last turn, and
58:28
she sort of scrambled up and to
58:30
a right, there's like a half
58:32
drunk can or it's like beer or something.
58:35
And she's gonna pick it up swig
58:39
it, crunch it, and
58:41
throw the can as minor action. right
58:47
I will let the beer can be a free act.
58:49
I don't think you should be allowed to drink any
58:51
alcohol as a minor action because
58:53
it's prohibited by law. I
58:55
think that it should give Gigi a boost
58:58
of some sort, but that's just my humble opinion.
59:01
It was the pop right thing. It's
59:05
cheesy spinach. That's
59:07
here. Are these fans of
59:09
fear or Gigi's popeyes? The
59:13
cannibal of fear. What
59:15
the fuck is happening? I don't
59:17
know. don't know. How did the
59:19
hap we're who had the hap drum can of beer
59:21
in cargo bay? Yeah. I know. It was
59:24
We have have another full inquiry for
59:26
this fast. Why not? It's coming
59:28
out of little drops because it's 0GH He's
59:30
like, oh, oh, yeah. That's
59:32
funny. She's still the fear. can.
59:35
It floats away. It's crazy. You
59:39
just throw it and just, like, kinda just, like, goes
59:41
a little just goes like a foot or two. I'm just
59:43
saying, Yeah. Alright.
59:45
So are you going to charge at this guy?
59:48
Well,
59:48
first, she's gonna face him and she's gonna say,
59:51
Paul,
59:53
Gucci.
59:55
What are you doing on this shit?
59:57
Where
59:57
did you come from? I'm
59:59
just
59:59
working a job, man.
1:00:03
Is
1:00:03
this about those outfits we
1:00:05
made you guys wear in the condo?
1:00:07
Is this about You
1:00:09
said you would never mention that again.
1:00:11
Well, I did. And guess what? I'm
1:00:14
back. And
1:00:14
you look terrible in yours. And
1:00:17
I think she's going to Here's
1:00:20
my theater thing. the boxes that are in front
1:00:22
of me, are they heavy
1:00:24
to pick up? mean,
1:00:26
yes, but you're in zero g.
1:00:30
But if I throw something, it's not
1:00:32
really gonna do anything because it's zero
1:00:33
j. Nah, not really. I
1:00:35
had this host sitting in my head, you know, like,
1:00:38
donkey kong this guy
1:00:39
with a barrel or something. I
1:00:42
think he's not gonna work. Throw him his to work.
1:00:44
If you throw something at him gravity
1:00:46
wouldn't matter. It's just the it's would be
1:00:48
the inertia of of
1:00:51
bulk of whatever you're hitting, though.
1:00:53
Yeah. It still hurts as much. maybe
1:00:55
standing there with a barrel floating toward him,
1:00:57
like, okay. But you
1:00:59
know what I mean? You know it, like, really hard. I mean, it would
1:01:01
it would it it it wouldn't fall on him.
1:01:04
You couldn't, like, push it over and not fall on
1:01:06
him. But I would Right? Any
1:01:08
any physicists out there? This is
1:01:10
a call. You just need to throw something. it, like, it would
1:01:12
hurt me. It would it would hurt. Slam
1:01:14
an indoor. Right? Yeah. Right. I
1:01:17
but I mean anything. Right? Well,
1:01:19
the other
1:01:20
option is and this I was thinking that she
1:01:22
can do something where she like she says
1:01:24
something like really
1:01:25
rude to him, but I'm not gonna repeat on the screen
1:01:27
because I know there were children watching.
1:01:28
And she's gonna run up
1:01:30
the boxes and can I like just
1:01:33
leap for him? because she never liked Paul's
1:01:35
attitude. He was never a team
1:01:37
player. He never
1:01:39
looked out for anyone but
1:01:40
himself and that's why he was almost
1:01:42
ousted from the commune. I mean,
1:01:45
the commune He's almost ousted.
1:01:48
Paul
1:01:48
was not a team player.
1:01:50
No. Yeah. It
1:01:51
wasn't a straight union player. two pigs
1:01:53
and the one and the three. That's right.
1:01:57
Yeah. He refused to participate in
1:01:59
the pig prank. He's
1:01:59
like,
1:02:02
no, ma'am. We're we're in trouble. think
1:02:05
that there's another pig that's still missing.
1:02:07
It's like, that's the point, Paul. It's
1:02:09
exactly what we're trying to accomplish. Paul,
1:02:13
you ready yet. you wanna
1:02:16
basically, you wanna, like, kind of, like,
1:02:19
ricochet yourself off of the wall
1:02:21
and at Paul and hit the whip him or
1:02:23
shoot him or you wanna do or hit him with Oh,
1:02:26
yeah. She's she's she had it
1:02:28
with him. She's his attitude. it was terrible
1:02:30
when he was at the commune and this was
1:02:33
a
1:02:33
long time coming
1:02:35
and this is good place for it. So if I
1:02:37
can if I can lunch off the wall, she's
1:02:39
gonna, like, oh, it's Chitara
1:02:41
him. Go right
1:02:44
at him. Alright. So Alright.
1:02:46
So
1:02:47
so that he has a disadvantage. disorder.
1:02:50
And then, you know, I have I I back
1:02:52
up here that I'll see this action and they will
1:02:55
hear Gigi screaming. So
1:02:57
I wanna I wanna take him down
1:02:58
or take him down to China Town. So
1:03:01
-- Yeah. -- give me a an
1:03:04
athletics check to
1:03:07
make the it's gonna be an it's gonna be an
1:03:09
average athletic check because you're in zero g.
1:03:12
So eight or above. And then
1:03:15
from there, if you're successful,
1:03:18
then depending on how it's where you are.
1:03:20
You are. Well, then we'll resolve the melee attack
1:03:22
against him. Yeah.
1:03:25
Yeah.
1:03:25
because right now she's she's feeling
1:03:27
and he's been aiming or he's been looking at her
1:03:29
now that she realizes who he is,
1:03:31
it's like,
1:03:32
I dare you. Okay.
1:03:34
099
1:03:36
Okay.
1:03:39
That's and so you're able to you
1:03:41
you kind of jump up and you're like you're
1:03:43
like boom and you ricochet off the wall
1:03:45
and you're coming in at them and now
1:03:48
just roll a melee attack which
1:03:50
is Use it plus excuse
1:03:53
me. Use
1:03:54
it plus your your
1:03:56
strength or decks if you wanna make either
1:03:58
one. You can make this for either.
1:03:59
They're both the same. Okay.
1:04:01
And then you're you should have a malaise
1:04:04
skill if you don't use your jack of all trade.
1:04:06
Okay.
1:04:06
I will use my jack of all
1:04:08
trade then. Oh.
1:04:13
Eleven.
1:04:13
Okay. Oh. Yeah.
1:04:15
So you hit him. The six it was gonna give
1:04:17
us an average hit, so the the effect still
1:04:19
just regular success. Okay.
1:04:22
And you roll one
1:04:26
roll one d damage. Yeah.
1:04:28
One day. Yeah. One day, it's May,
1:04:30
like, if you're pissing him.
1:04:32
Got it. But I mean, this was just this is
1:04:34
pure
1:04:34
anger just bubbling out of
1:04:36
her in June or so.
1:04:39
I'm gonna rule that
1:04:44
Because
1:04:44
of rule of I'm gonna say you're gonna forgo armor
1:04:47
because you're just gonna piss the weapon like in the
1:04:49
in the space where his eyes are. Nice.
1:04:52
So roll down a little too. Like,
1:04:54
you always make me fun of my hair. I'm
1:04:57
sorry. I didn't like the outfits. They
1:05:01
cut me funny. made
1:05:04
me look hippie. Okay.
1:05:09
Five. Okay. GG
1:05:12
just, like, climbs up the wall and comes
1:05:15
flying in and just pisses the lips of this guy
1:05:17
right between the eyes and knocks him unconscious.
1:05:19
Yeah. nice. At
1:05:22
that moment, though. Oh. Gigi
1:05:25
looks up from where she is. It's like she's
1:05:27
like, like, like, things
1:05:29
like perched on top of this guy because it's still
1:05:31
zero g. And she's knocked him to the ground. And
1:05:35
you look up to the side that the
1:05:37
the airlock that they have cut through
1:05:40
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1:05:42
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1:05:46
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So just when you thought
1:06:59
you're through, but you
1:07:01
didn't think they were only, like, I don't
1:07:03
know, a half dozen Merx coming
1:07:05
to take over the ship. Did you did
1:07:07
you really think could You heard that
1:07:09
he's back there. Maybe they're just on a small
1:07:12
little ship. Maybe the ship was tiny.
1:07:14
No. I have other ships Pretty
1:07:17
cool. Yeah. And
1:07:19
unfortunately, I have a commitment to sci fi Verus
1:07:21
Millitude. So as we've seen from
1:07:23
past streams, So
1:07:26
yeah. Give me a second. There's a
1:07:29
bit of a very similar to that's gonna get us
1:07:31
all killed getting his killed, Matthew.
1:07:34
You seem like you're doing okay. It's just Wilks,
1:07:36
who's bleeding out on the on the deck.
1:07:38
Oh, so I just got angry, but we oh, there's a little
1:07:40
left here. We're the medicine Lung
1:07:43
spheres. Yeah. Little globules.
1:07:45
Yeah. Like in Star Trek
1:07:48
six. Yes. Exactly like Star
1:07:50
Trek six. Okay.
1:07:53
Let's see. Yes. So Gigi looks up and as
1:07:55
she kills Paul Merck
1:07:57
AKA Merck number three,
1:07:59
she
1:08:01
sees another about another five
1:08:03
Merck's charging out of the
1:08:06
out of the the opening towards you.
1:08:09
We're gonna stay an initiative and
1:08:12
that is going to be their turn.
1:08:15
the
1:08:16
walks is
1:08:18
down. The Marines
1:08:21
are going to I'm
1:08:23
gonna use the Marines turn One
1:08:25
of them is gonna rush over I
1:08:27
said, I'm just gonna say, you know, one they're gonna
1:08:30
lay down some covering fire while one of
1:08:32
them rushes over to give Wilks some
1:08:34
versed it.
1:08:35
the
1:08:37
Okay. And then it is
1:08:39
phylose turns. You see five more
1:08:41
merks. basically, like, coming out,
1:08:43
poking or, like, leaning out from beyond the, like,
1:08:45
around the threshold of this
1:08:47
opening they've cut into the ellison to
1:08:50
shoot getting ready true to you all. Okay.
1:08:52
So he says, he sees this, like,
1:08:55
new wave pouring out of this
1:08:57
breach. And he says, oh, you know what? They
1:08:59
say about much. See, one, there's
1:09:01
a hundred more crawling in the walls.
1:09:04
And he's gonna
1:09:06
he's gonna aim and fire. Okay.
1:09:09
Add foremost Merck. Formula Merck.
1:09:11
His name? New one. Number
1:09:14
five. Five. Okay. Number
1:09:16
five.
1:09:17
That is is a eight.
1:09:21
That hits. Yes.
1:09:24
Okay. Oh.
1:09:27
twenty
1:09:30
one points of damage. Oh, okay.
1:09:32
That's great that's great. Nice.
1:09:35
That it's Some of that gets through even Pierce's
1:09:37
his armor. Yes. He just needed a clip.
1:09:39
That's all he needed. That was the missing ingredient.
1:09:42
It was a pre shot clip. Okay.
1:09:45
Well, take I hope everyone takes that advice because
1:09:47
I think it will only help the show. Puffer
1:09:50
is your turn. Okay.
1:09:54
So with
1:09:57
the the merks that are down, I guess,
1:10:00
like, floating in their their grav boots or
1:10:02
whatever. Right?
1:10:03
Yeah. Their their their their mag
1:10:05
their mag booths are still are
1:10:06
still stuck to the deck, so they're just kinda flowed
1:10:09
in there like that. Have
1:10:11
you guys seen It was a blood floating out
1:10:13
of them. Yeah. Have you seen nope? Have
1:10:15
you seen nope?
1:10:16
Yes. Alright. Then I won't spoil it. But
1:10:18
for those of you who have, you know, exactly. It's funny
1:10:20
too because there's an element in Note that's very
1:10:22
similar to a story that Felicia was
1:10:25
just telling us. Yeah. Which one?
1:10:27
Which one? I tell a lot. The animal regular
1:10:29
thing. That's it. That's their job. And No.
1:10:32
I told late. Oh, no. almost said something.
1:10:34
Nope. It was it was very good. Yeah. I was thinking
1:10:36
of the expanse that just be kind of standing there
1:10:38
weird. Yeah. Yeah.
1:10:42
So some of these Marx had way better
1:10:44
guns than I do. So
1:10:47
I'll try to say, is there any way I could make get
1:10:49
to, like, that sweet laser rifle
1:10:51
or anything else. And
1:10:55
it didn't even I don't know, like,
1:10:58
a grenade launcher over. Swaggy,
1:11:02
I don't like to stop for the roll. hot
1:11:05
potato. the only
1:11:07
part that I will tell you. Send
1:11:10
more oxygen. Send more
1:11:12
ice to talk the
1:11:14
only way out of this is to pause it, guys.
1:11:17
Yep. That's right. So
1:11:19
so what do I need to roll roll a week
1:11:21
on?
1:11:25
Eight. Okay.
1:11:26
Nogrenades. I'll tell you
1:11:28
what they were carrying. So there
1:11:30
is an accelerator rifle, which
1:11:33
is cool, especially for zero
1:11:36
g. the laser
1:11:38
rifle which does the most damage. The
1:11:40
submachine gun which has
1:11:43
an auto setting and can reverse damage as well.
1:11:46
And then the GOSS rifle, which can ignore
1:11:50
it has an a AP five. It has an armor piercing
1:11:52
five. And also the GOSS rifle
1:11:55
is really awesome. Oh, that It's
1:11:58
cool.
1:11:58
No. I have a I would
1:11:59
I would say you can get to any of those
1:12:02
based on where they were blown, from when
1:12:04
the oxygen tank exploded, you can get to any
1:12:06
of those with a single move and then
1:12:09
picking it up would be another minor action and then
1:12:11
you a a third minor action if you wanted to
1:12:13
go for one. Okay.
1:12:15
the So
1:12:16
I'm not proficient in slug guns,
1:12:19
but that armor piercing quality just sends
1:12:21
to damn good to pass up. So Pretty
1:12:23
good. Especially against these guys. for sure.
1:12:25
So do you want me to make, like, AAA
1:12:29
athletics deck check and kind of
1:12:32
throw at my way to it? I'll just
1:12:34
let you move. I think it's I think it's I
1:12:36
mean, I'm assuming you're just kind of dashing
1:12:38
there as fast as you possibly can because
1:12:40
you're an active firefight. Yes.
1:12:43
And then with my like,
1:12:45
if I if I reach over, grab it,
1:12:47
I I think I would like to
1:12:50
use my last two dash back
1:12:52
behind cover Okay. That one
1:12:54
I will I will ask for an athletic drink.
1:12:59
You could have just left yourself out in the hope. That's
1:13:02
true. Look. Yes. Yes.
1:13:04
Legal. I could have. Legal. Well
1:13:08
within your rights to defend you.
1:13:11
seven. That's actually behind
1:13:13
the shower curtain. There you
1:13:15
go. You so
1:13:17
you okay. So you you pop out from behind
1:13:19
your crate. and you just start mag
1:13:21
boot running across the deck.
1:13:24
You're able to, like, reach down and
1:13:26
grab the Goss rifle, and then you try to
1:13:28
pure wet back, but you don't, but your mag boots stuck
1:13:30
little bit, so you get you kind of get you stumble a little
1:13:32
bit, and you're able to get back to the crate, but you're not
1:13:34
behind cover.
1:13:37
Smooth buffer. Smooth. Alright.
1:13:41
So then ARTEMIS
1:13:43
is your term. Alright.
1:13:45
I How many bricks can
1:13:47
I see from
1:13:48
my point of view? I'll say you can see
1:13:50
all all fiber. Okay.
1:13:52
I am going to then
1:13:54
take
1:13:56
I mean,
1:13:57
I might as well take three minor action. I'm gonna take
1:13:59
my three minor actions
1:13:59
of aiming. Okay. Cool.
1:14:02
And just power up and wait
1:14:04
for it next turn. Okay. Alright.
1:14:10
It is now the Merx turn. Oh,
1:14:13
no. They went. Sorry. I forgot I moved. This
1:14:15
is the old Merx. g
1:14:18
g, it is your turn.
1:14:20
Okay. I mean, they walk
1:14:22
in and they're seeing, like, her
1:14:24
right there, kneeling -- Right there. -- right
1:14:26
red mullet on
1:14:28
Paul. Am I right? That's
1:14:31
what they're saying. Yes. I
1:14:33
didn't
1:14:33
say anything. I guess you have a you have a helmet on
1:14:35
too, but And your
1:14:37
hair is maybe your helmet allows
1:14:39
the hair. Maybe it's a a transparent helmet.
1:14:42
So people see your awesome hair
1:14:43
go. Yeah. That's right. See they still see
1:14:45
your hair. Right. Okay. She has to get
1:14:47
out of cover. She's literally going to grab
1:14:50
dead Paul by the chest and
1:14:53
lift him
1:14:53
up sort of like as cover.
1:14:56
Okay. I mean, basic, like, a human or -- Yeah. --
1:14:58
body or Human shield. Like yeah. Like
1:15:01
yeah. Human shield. That's it. Pick them up and hold
1:15:03
them like this. Okay. It's serogie. I
1:15:05
can do that. Right? I got minor
1:15:07
action on me. Okay. I can go back to minor action.
1:15:09
Oh, good. So she lifts him up
1:15:11
and with with these 0GI guess,
1:15:14
Like, she can hold him there. And with
1:15:16
him there, she just gonna, like, sneak around
1:15:19
with the laser eye
1:15:19
of her and fire at the foremost one who is
1:15:22
Five. Five. Okay.
1:15:25
So I will let you do that,
1:15:27
but because you have to hold Paul oh, you
1:15:30
you lift him up and let him go. And he is
1:15:32
close there is the idea?
1:15:33
No. She's gonna hold on to her shield,
1:15:35
man.
1:15:36
Alright. Let me take a take a DM.
1:15:38
Take a DM minus two on this attack.
1:15:41
Even if I aim Well, you
1:15:44
you can't use your minor action to help pick them
1:15:46
up. Okay. So that's so
1:15:48
aim is my minor action usually. Yeah.
1:15:50
Yeah. Alright. Let's
1:15:53
go through the game. This is an I mean, you're close.
1:15:55
It's just an average check. Yeah. Fourteen.
1:15:58
Oh, wow. This is okay. That's huge.
1:16:00
Yeah. Wow. So that is an exceptional
1:16:03
way. So is that with the minus two?
1:16:05
what what was the minus two when it was fourteen
1:16:07
minus
1:16:07
two b twelve. Oh, okay. Oh. That's just regular
1:16:09
success. And the fourteen has been an exceptional
1:16:11
step. Yeah. Okay. Just to roll your damage
1:16:13
on the new on Mercury Number five.
1:16:16
Okay.
1:16:18
So you
1:16:20
pick up this guy, you just pistol with
1:16:22
the depth. You don't need shield and
1:16:24
reach around with your pistol, just fire
1:16:26
off a shot when you do it. She's, like, taking
1:16:29
a hostage. That's, like, taking a hostage. Like,
1:16:31
is when he takes shots, it's gonna be like a
1:16:33
weasel wobble as it's a
1:16:35
cedar back on the floor. Yeah.
1:16:42
It's a nine. Okay.
1:16:45
So you hit hit the guy's square in the
1:16:47
chest, but doesn't seem like anything
1:16:49
goes through. Yeah.
1:16:51
Okay.
1:16:54
At that moment, the
1:16:57
ship's lights begin to flicker on.
1:17:02
And
1:17:02
you hear the all those power
1:17:04
plants down in engineering start to come online.
1:17:07
and the artificial gravity begins to assert
1:17:09
itself. And you hear the voice
1:17:11
of captain Yang in your comms. And she
1:17:13
just says, hold on to something. And
1:17:17
then you hear the whirring of
1:17:19
the Ellison's many many turrets,
1:17:21
all turning. pass their
1:17:24
safety locks at
1:17:26
all firing basically at once.
1:17:29
And you see the effects immediately. This
1:17:31
is Oh my god. fireball. Start
1:17:33
speaking of Star Trek, things Star Trek four or
1:17:35
Star Trek three. Like, the his
1:17:37
huge fireball just starts rolling
1:17:40
down on the corner of the merchant, you can kind
1:17:42
of see through. And it flames
1:17:44
out there and kind of starts to singe all the guys
1:17:46
standing on the doorway. Black hole. That's sounds
1:17:48
like that that scene and that horrible
1:17:50
movie, the black hole. Where
1:17:52
it's giant, and, like, fireball is literally,
1:17:55
like, rolling down the gem. Oh,
1:17:57
I just meant, like, the fire is I
1:17:59
was being I was
1:17:59
using was
1:18:01
using language to kind
1:18:04
of create a picture in your mind, but not all.
1:18:06
Oh, I see. Okay. So sort of a metaphoric
1:18:09
use of English. It was
1:18:11
a figurative fireball. figurative fire
1:18:13
me. Okay. Alright. I I'm
1:18:15
just gonna say though just to still watch
1:18:17
the the black hole. I will put it on
1:18:19
my list. Alright. The whole of
1:18:21
the ship is rented part. Alright. That's what's happening.
1:18:25
And the blast from the turrets
1:18:27
It's like shred the Merck
1:18:29
Cruiser, and then it detaches from
1:18:32
the elephant.
1:18:33
Oh. Yeah. So I'm gonna need a deck's
1:18:36
roll from Puffer
1:18:37
and Gigi, and
1:18:39
the Marines, which I will roll out. And
1:18:42
not get sucked out. You never get
1:18:44
out of the space. Wow. Oh
1:18:46
my God. Can you have your mag
1:18:48
booths? You have your mag booths? Gex role. Yeah. So
1:18:50
I am going to I would say take a take a
1:18:52
DM plus two on this role.
1:18:54
Oh, okay. but still
1:18:57
Oh, okay. I'm picturing puffer with
1:18:59
both feet planted just still sliding toward
1:19:01
it, like, on a standstill. Oh,
1:19:06
shit. Okay. What are we
1:19:08
rolling? I rolled it twelve. So Oh, it's twelve. Oh.
1:19:10
Is it difficult checks, so you both you're
1:19:13
both able to I I maybe you're able like,
1:19:15
If you slide back and you actually your mag
1:19:17
glutes detached, but then you're able to grab onto
1:19:20
the grading on the deck, you're just hanging
1:19:22
on. Yeah. As as like and the
1:19:24
Merx are being bent in the space, bodies are being bent
1:19:26
in the space. Maybe like a bishop grabs
1:19:28
their sleeve at the last minute. Yeah.
1:19:31
because I was like, And I was hoping, like, one
1:19:33
was unconscious and we could, like, ask
1:19:35
him questions. Yeah. No.
1:19:39
Some of the the Merx are rolling to hang on too.
1:19:42
We have to interrogate you.
1:19:44
Don't do mine. Oh.
1:19:47
We're incredible. Okay.
1:19:50
Yeah. So this seal is now broken and this
1:19:52
hole that they cut into the hull of
1:19:54
the Ellison is
1:19:56
still venting and
1:19:58
you got this rapid rapper depress
1:19:59
rapid depressurization. It's gonna
1:20:02
threaten to suck you out of the space
1:20:04
unless you do something.
1:20:07
What do you wanna do?
1:20:10
Unless
1:20:10
we do something about the
1:20:12
big hole that's cutting the side of this
1:20:14
Yeah. I mean, it's only like it's only
1:20:16
like ten by ten. Like, it's a ten
1:20:18
a ten foot diameter. Okay.
1:20:22
What's cool? What's in this this
1:20:24
area to say pressurized? We just
1:20:26
see something that can literally hold one
1:20:28
atmo worth of pressure. Yeah.
1:20:30
Are there other Those
1:20:33
little patch kits like shotguns. We just need
1:20:35
to get something above the ten by ten
1:20:37
hole.
1:20:39
fuck it. It's just one ant though. It's not
1:20:42
huge amount, you know, unless
1:20:44
you don't have air in that sense. But That
1:20:49
would that would be bad. So, yeah, I
1:20:51
would like to see if there is anything
1:20:53
in here. A great.
1:20:56
It's just a tabletop. I don't
1:20:58
know. Card table. Yeah.
1:21:00
Card table. Like like, there's like like a ping pong
1:21:03
table just in the quarter. Like, there. This
1:21:05
is a little black area that we're speaking.
1:21:07
Kinda carbonated. Roll.
1:21:09
I don't know there's open cans of beer if you
1:21:12
I know there's beer all over the places. the
1:21:14
beer is gone. The beer is gone. Let's be
1:21:18
clear. I will
1:21:20
let you roll mechanic or recon.
1:21:23
to look around and see if there's anything that
1:21:25
looks like would be useful. Okay.
1:21:28
My mechanic is better.
1:21:31
nine. Okay.
1:21:33
You think that the the
1:21:36
floor panels that
1:21:38
you all were standing on might be able
1:21:40
to be detached and -- Oh. --
1:21:43
you could use them. Like, one of them should do.
1:21:45
They're pretty, like, they're pretty wide and long.
1:21:47
You know? And they're they're kind of like
1:21:49
segment. It's They're like, I don't
1:21:51
know, kind of like twenty
1:21:53
by ten plates. Oh, yeah.
1:21:56
They make them for this. No big deal.
1:21:59
Yeah. Actually, then I might have to take a Merck's magnum.
1:22:01
It's off with one of my hands. I'm like, dude. Yeah.
1:22:08
And, yes, that's
1:22:11
exactly what happened. What
1:22:16
a good plan? It's a great plan.
1:22:20
I think that you could between you
1:22:22
and the Marines, if you are able
1:22:24
to kind of command them to do what you need them to
1:22:26
do, like, you're able to you'd be able to do this.
1:22:29
Do you there are still merks here, by
1:22:31
the way, that are hanging on. Like, they're you're not you're
1:22:33
you're for now, they're trying to, like, not get bent
1:22:35
in the space, but there are perks in this room.
1:22:38
What do
1:22:38
you wanna do? Well,
1:22:41
my view is. These merks are
1:22:43
probably smart enough to know. Did
1:22:45
not shoot the dude about a patch the hole in
1:22:47
the wall. But
1:22:51
Hopefully, they're on the correct side of this plate
1:22:54
and I'm gonna try to, like, get some brains to pick
1:22:56
up and start shoving forward. Yeah.
1:22:59
But, yeah, I I will
1:23:01
I will start yelling at marines or
1:23:04
Eugee, where
1:23:05
anyone would like. Yeah. Yeah.
1:23:08
Get that floor clean up and get it over here.
1:23:11
Alright. So g g and puffer,
1:23:14
all roll for the Marines, when you guys roll,
1:23:16
like, give me each can be a strength check. Okay.
1:23:18
That could work. Oh,
1:23:20
and I can add
1:23:21
these two.
1:23:25
The only thing is bad is my strength
1:23:27
is my social's ability. So
1:23:30
you're bad at lifting it yourself and also
1:23:32
bad at convincing others to help you.
1:23:35
Perfect. I
1:23:37
I swear that you're gonna say, you're bad at lifting
1:23:39
yourself and you're bad at lifting yourself
1:23:41
socially. I think
1:23:43
your social status and that plate No.
1:23:46
I'm I'm lifting with my back. I don't know.
1:23:49
I lift ticket. Oh, but not for the art art offices
1:23:51
right here. So I'm I understood you didn't mean
1:23:53
to make that joke at your turn. Right.
1:23:57
I'm watching you all. Very
1:24:00
weird. I'm on. calms. I'm
1:24:03
on calms. Where'd
1:24:06
you where'd you roll that? Work.
1:24:08
Oh, okay. lifting with my back.
1:24:11
Alright. Well, just
1:24:13
to use your hands too. It's
1:24:16
a figure of space look Matthew. It's
1:24:18
a figurative language.
1:24:23
How'd you what'd you always say? I
1:24:25
got a ten. Okay. So did the Marines.
1:24:27
So between the between you and the the remaining
1:24:30
Marines, you're able to kind of unfastened
1:24:32
the unfastened or kind
1:24:35
of like cut off the the bolts
1:24:37
here and you're able to kind of
1:24:39
like zero g shove it up against the wall
1:24:41
and like, shoot. Yeah.
1:24:43
And at the last minute, I'd like to use
1:24:45
Paul as a plank because he's like rigor
1:24:47
mortise right now. Sure.
1:24:50
Sure. Yeah. It's actually a bracelet bracelet.
1:24:53
So but once we get it yeah. I wanna see
1:24:56
if there's there has to be a patch kit around here
1:24:58
that's got the big gotta just
1:24:59
The marines immediately start
1:25:01
grabbing it and just start, like, what and just start talking
1:25:03
it. And this has gotta be,
1:25:06
like expect for a marine, this has to be, like,
1:25:08
part basic training. And
1:25:10
as as soon as Right. A space marine,
1:25:12
if you were on your station onboard a ship, like,
1:25:14
I imagine, yeah, you got a chance. They they have to cover
1:25:16
this, like, week one or something. It's
1:25:18
like fire training on a ship. Yeah. Yeah. They
1:25:20
don't they don't hand you a gun till week four before
1:25:23
that. They just they just keep sticking you on ships
1:25:25
and poking holes on them. That's right. But
1:25:27
this is, like, arguably, even
1:25:29
more important than, like, learning
1:25:31
how to shoot a gun, like, for marine because,
1:25:34
like, you know, you could
1:25:35
really, like, cool. Yeah. Yeah.
1:25:38
It makes I
1:25:39
mean, it isn't cool. So
1:25:42
Some sort of accurate if they learned early on.
1:25:44
That is cool. I was like,
1:25:47
bring your bring your father.
1:25:49
Yeah. Come on. Do this. talk
1:25:54
over other liabilities.
1:25:59
Cool.
1:25:59
I didn't really think about that one.
1:26:02
I had to really think of it. I'm
1:26:05
tired. Okay.
1:26:09
Yeah. So the Marines go work that and the artificial
1:26:11
gravity turns, and the place is still, like, covered.
1:26:13
It's just, like, it's destroyed.
1:26:15
Like, all the all the containers
1:26:17
have been overturned, the ones that weren't sucked out,
1:26:21
You ripped off a section of the floor. All
1:26:23
of you roll Recon.
1:26:26
oh
1:26:30
look across this room, we can be like,
1:26:32
our work here is done. threats
1:26:37
neutralize. I
1:26:39
got a five. Great.
1:26:42
Great. I had my education. Oh,
1:26:45
Yeah. I would this this is I would
1:26:47
say this is gonna be in play. Okay.
1:26:51
Do I
1:26:52
have to add to you to luck?
1:26:53
Well, Well,
1:26:56
okay. Puffer. After organizing
1:26:58
the Marines to patch this hole, you
1:27:01
look over and One
1:27:04
of the old cat doors
1:27:06
in the far side of the cargo bay
1:27:08
is
1:27:08
open, and
1:27:10
the Merx are
1:27:11
all gone.
1:27:13
Oh. Several days. Oh,
1:27:15
son of a bitch. We're
1:27:18
infested.
1:27:22
They didn't even help patch the whole
1:27:24
tree. So What
1:27:28
do
1:27:28
you do?
1:27:30
Well, I I will probably
1:27:32
inform the marines of
1:27:37
the the the living Merx or
1:27:39
gone. That door is open. I
1:27:42
can handle this door. It's
1:27:44
Oh, god. Yeah.
1:27:46
I can I can handle that. And, but
1:27:50
but but probably like, shooty
1:27:53
guys, go shoot.
1:27:56
Okay. You're gonna say you're gonna send the marines.
1:27:59
But I'll I'll actually I will say we need to
1:28:01
keep keep someone alive so we can interrogate
1:28:04
that they don't need legs.
1:28:06
Right. Good tip.
1:28:08
Good tip. About their legs. Okay. Laid
1:28:11
out Nate. No. He makes
1:28:13
a he makes a good point. They don't
1:28:15
do legs. True. They won't
1:28:17
even come after these. You know what I mean? If
1:28:19
if they didn't have legs, they wouldn't have been able
1:28:21
to slip away. So I'm just saying, that's
1:28:24
true. That was that was a
1:28:26
group failure. So that's all in
1:28:28
all of us. Alright. I'm
1:28:29
climbing down from the vent. No, it was not
1:28:31
on all of us. I was an event.
1:28:33
So I it was a bit
1:28:35
too. Now I'm willing to take responsibility, but
1:28:37
I'm leaving here with legs. I think we
1:28:39
should all have a frank discussion about whose
1:28:41
idea that was Gigi and I nearly got vented.
1:28:44
That's the shooting's down. Me? Alright.
1:28:48
Don't Gigi me? Yes. Let's go together.
1:28:50
That was great shooting in there. So
1:28:52
there are Learn a few things on the commune.
1:28:56
Five marines survived. I
1:28:59
just rolled for that. and they immediately
1:29:01
like, they drop everything and just they just start,
1:29:04
like,
1:29:04
just drooping for the door and
1:29:06
just they and they start running down the
1:29:08
hallway. because remember, this is a
1:29:10
highly this is a worship with
1:29:13
a massive amount of firepower. And
1:29:16
you informed I assume, at some point, you get on the continent
1:29:18
from the captain.
1:29:20
Yeah. That's it.
1:29:21
Right? Yeah. We should
1:29:23
tell the crew. Who who did stand
1:29:25
down the ship from Redelerve, but as soon as you tell her
1:29:27
that she she immediately puts like immediately
1:29:30
puts the ship back on Redelerve. Yeah.
1:29:33
clash. And it's a good round story.
1:29:36
All hands. All hands. Search every available
1:29:38
compartment. We have missing missing cabatons
1:29:41
on the ship Go. Now. What
1:29:44
do you do? We're
1:29:46
gonna go get them. Yeah.
1:29:47
yeah
1:29:48
i'm I
1:29:51
think we should find the
1:29:53
door to the gate. because if they're they're
1:29:55
not gonna be able to take this thing over, but they might trade
1:29:57
with gape on our ship. Right. That would
1:30:01
so suck.
1:30:01
That would really suck. Take
1:30:04
an hour shift. Yeah. We
1:30:06
have to secure the cape. Yeah.
1:30:08
If they have no escape because we closed
1:30:10
off and fired their
1:30:11
ship into oblivion, then they
1:30:13
will try to escape in an escape pod
1:30:16
or shape. Yeah.
1:30:17
And are there this
1:30:19
is happy anniversary Okay.
1:30:26
Alright. So you wanna make your way you
1:30:28
wanna make your way towards the ship. Yeah.
1:30:31
I mean, if if, you know, we can also be
1:30:33
at counseling if if there's any updates
1:30:35
like all cameras. signs
1:30:37
a firefight, but I think
1:30:40
if we until we hear otherwise, we should actually try
1:30:42
to secure our
1:30:44
home.
1:30:46
So the ship is
1:30:48
on deck seven. The no cameras are not
1:30:50
operationally yet. They're booting up they're still booting up
1:30:52
system by system. brickin'
1:30:56
windows. The
1:31:00
airlock where your ship is
1:31:02
docked on deck seven. You are
1:31:04
currently on deck nine. Technically,
1:31:06
I guess, Sydney Sydney is good
1:31:09
or rather Armus and Fylo or might
1:31:11
be somewhere between deck eight nine because you're in
1:31:13
a vent halfway up the wall. The cargo
1:31:15
bay is two eight. Right. Okay. Okay.
1:31:18
So -- Okay. -- did you for
1:31:20
sure, Artemis, did you for sure, like, already
1:31:22
jump out and down to them? No.
1:31:24
I mean, I was doing that for flavor. I figure it might
1:31:26
be easier to climb through the vent to another
1:31:28
location if
1:31:29
we
1:31:30
want to. Yeah. If that's not
1:31:32
be seen.
1:31:33
Why don't we we'll work closer so
1:31:36
that filo will suggest what
1:31:39
if Artemis and I will go secure the ship,
1:31:41
you go on the lookout, you help
1:31:43
the Marines find missing nets.
1:31:46
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
1:31:48
Let's go. Alright. Mhmm. Alright.
1:31:50
So real fast. I'm gonna do recon make sure
1:31:52
there's nobody just hiding in here, like, really
1:31:54
open a door that might find those boxes. Oh, that's
1:31:57
such a classic chasing
1:31:59
ruse. Let's
1:32:02
open a door and hide in the where you yeah.
1:32:05
Good. Thanks, though. And and if
1:32:07
it isn't, yeah, let's let's go.
1:32:10
Alright. Yeah. Roll recap.
1:32:16
970
1:32:21
helpful. Now that you got everyone can
1:32:23
roll. Everyone can roll. I hate to
1:32:25
have.
1:32:27
Seven. Looks
1:32:28
like there's nobody in here that's that's
1:32:31
a Merck that's alive. Great. Okay.
1:32:34
Okay. So you so the idea is
1:32:36
that Philo and Artemis are
1:32:38
gonna crawl through the vents to go directly to
1:32:40
their ship. Yeah. And
1:32:43
Arthur and Puffer and Gigi are gonna
1:32:45
follow marines in the direction of the
1:32:47
the open door. Yeah. You know?
1:32:50
Okay. With
1:32:51
my new gouse, gouse, douse,
1:32:54
gouse, rifle. Yes. One
1:32:56
of them's correct. I don't know which one. Definitely
1:32:59
Gies. Gies are right, Paul.
1:33:01
It's Canadian. That's okay. It's
1:33:03
a Canadian makeup. It's
1:33:06
a special Canadians. It's a Canadian special.
1:33:08
Okay. Alright.
1:33:11
I have no idea what to have you roll here. I guess
1:33:13
this roll recon. Right? Let's have a recon roll
1:33:15
from each of you.
1:33:18
twelve.
1:33:22
for phylo.
1:33:24
Okay. Eight.
1:33:27
Alright. Alright. Ten.
1:33:31
Okay. So
1:33:32
Gigi and Puffer, you guys are you guys
1:33:35
kind of fall down out into the cart or in
1:33:37
your following marines. You're you don't see
1:33:39
anything, you know, some of the lights are still on, but
1:33:41
some are not. There's the the systems are still
1:33:43
coming online. Every now and
1:33:45
then a light will flicker. Like, as you're moving down
1:33:47
the car or you're yeah. It's
1:33:50
very eerie.
1:33:54
FILo, you
1:33:56
guys are moving. through
1:33:59
that you
1:33:59
you decide to kind of you have to crawl
1:34:02
up
1:34:03
to get to
1:34:07
to get to the air locks. Take a ladder up
1:34:09
a Jefferies tube or something to get Yeah.
1:34:11
Well, you kind of have to get a basically, you kind
1:34:13
of have to get around the cargo and
1:34:15
it ends up taking you down to go up, but there
1:34:17
is a, like, an access a vertical access
1:34:19
Jefferies two that you can get to. Okay.
1:34:22
However,
1:34:26
as you're making your way
1:34:28
up, in
1:34:31
an area that where you
1:34:35
thought was just, you know, would have been
1:34:37
cargo bay if you were looking me outside, but the dimensions
1:34:39
of the room seem a little strange now.
1:34:41
You see who
1:34:44
event the
1:34:46
Merx hiding
1:34:48
in what looks like a cramped storage room.
1:34:50
Oh. We
1:34:53
should over the comms just tell
1:34:56
tell the Marines know. Like -- Yeah.
1:34:58
-- stealthily sneak up
1:34:59
and
1:35:01
-- Yeah. -- trap them. They're they're rats in trap.
1:35:03
Yeah. Tell the marines and GJF
1:35:06
puffer. Yeah. And GJF puffer. The
1:35:09
captain has enough on her plate, like,
1:35:11
let's leave her out of this.
1:35:13
This is a need to know this.
1:35:15
Just tell the marines enough
1:35:17
friends.
1:35:18
Quadruple gravity in
1:35:20
room c eighty three. Just transfer That's
1:35:24
If it yeah. I changed the calm
1:35:26
dial to exclude the captain.
1:35:28
That's right. Like,
1:35:31
that is it. Go to the channel
1:35:33
that's marked exclude CEO.
1:35:36
Yeah. If
1:35:39
there's any, like, questions later we can
1:35:41
just claim that we were planning a surprise
1:35:43
birthday party for her. Yeah.
1:35:45
That you're so smart,
1:35:47
Violet. It's so smart. I mean, that's
1:35:49
how we do it on the moon, baby. She
1:35:52
would never expect that you would
1:35:54
take this time to plan her surprise birthday. I
1:35:56
know. That's why it's the perfect time to
1:35:58
plan a surprise birthday. For a superior
1:36:00
officer.
1:36:00
Okay. But then we actually have to start
1:36:03
planning a surprise birthday because
1:36:05
then she's gonna expect it and then we don't
1:36:07
hold it
1:36:08
up on our side and on our And we
1:36:10
have to do it in supreme secrecy because
1:36:12
then if she realizes that we weren't actually
1:36:14
planning it. When we were said we
1:36:16
were planning it, then
1:36:17
then we will get trouble. Are the marines
1:36:19
still there after we have this conversation? Maybe
1:36:23
we're overthinking this. This might be my Are the
1:36:25
works still there? I peek it again. Did they leave?
1:36:28
Merck's still there. The
1:36:30
Merck's seem like they are
1:36:32
really taken with
1:36:35
something in this You can't really see what they're looking
1:36:37
at, but they are, like, they're muttering to
1:36:39
each. They're, like, they're they're kind of on private comms
1:36:41
with each other and they're kind of comm fabbing.
1:36:45
you let Gigi and paparino as
1:36:47
well as the Marines? Yep. Yeah.
1:36:50
Okay.
1:36:50
The exact room and location and to sneak
1:36:52
up. Also, Milo.
1:36:55
Hello.
1:36:57
What? Do
1:36:58
you have any gap do you have any gas any
1:37:00
any
1:37:01
tear gas or
1:37:03
gas frag or something
1:37:05
or so frag. He, like, looks
1:37:07
out of his back suit. He's just like, no.
1:37:11
He didn't grab it. Nobody grabbed any
1:37:13
Damn
1:37:13
it. What is someone grabbing them? I
1:37:15
don't condition it, but they're wearing back suits
1:37:17
anyway. It's not really
1:37:20
wow, damn it. That's a good point. You're
1:37:22
so smart filing. In fact, like, there's
1:37:24
no reason for some whisper or anything at
1:37:26
all. Oh, you're
1:37:28
right. They can't hear us. They can't hear us.
1:37:31
Oh, you're right. We're in space. Yeah. We're in
1:37:33
space. Don't you remember how we used to
1:37:36
get on just get on Troy's case every
1:37:38
time he tries Single time.
1:37:42
There's no sound. There's no sound. It's
1:37:44
been. There's no sound. A taste
1:37:48
of my own medicine. Yeah.
1:37:50
Alright.
1:37:50
Yeah. I just tell them the location.
1:37:52
Okay. I'm
1:37:54
gonna roll to see if the Marines get there in time.
1:37:56
Gigi and puffer you guys can get there in time if
1:37:58
you want.
1:37:59
Okay. And so it's just like outside the door?
1:38:02
Yeah. gonna roll
1:38:04
and see if the marines get there. It's just gonna be pure
1:38:06
luck.
1:38:09
Curiously, the Marines don't get there in time.
1:38:11
Oh, wow. Okay. We got lots of
1:38:13
ground shipped. They're marines.
1:38:16
They're off eating crayons. That's
1:38:18
right. Washington's on New York.
1:38:20
Washington's on New York.
1:38:23
Okay.
1:38:23
How many Merks are in there?
1:38:25
Okay. Yeah.
1:38:29
Can they see what they're doing? What are they doing? Are
1:38:31
they are they building a bomb? Are they playing hungry, hungry
1:38:33
hippos? Like, what what's going on in there?
1:38:36
You guys can't outside the door. The door is it
1:38:38
looks like it's just like a regular it's just like
1:38:40
a regular old bulkhead door.
1:38:42
I'm asking my eyes in the sky.
1:38:44
Oh. They all all they can
1:38:46
see through the vent is they
1:38:49
just seem to be, like, staring at something and and
1:38:51
trying to figure out because they
1:38:53
talk they're talking, you don't know what they're really saying. You know
1:38:55
what I mean? They seem to be very focused on something
1:38:57
they've found in here. I can't you can't see what it
1:38:59
is. It
1:38:59
looks like it just looks like a storage room though.
1:39:01
I I yeah. We can't see if there's anything storage room?
1:39:04
Yeah. It's a small storage room. I
1:39:06
don't know. It's
1:39:07
a kind of a storage room. It's not small,
1:39:09
but it's definitely, like,
1:39:11
cramp. Huge. storage room.
1:39:12
But massive
1:39:16
vaulted storage room. It's a golden
1:39:18
box of storage room. Just right.
1:39:20
No matter what size it is, Roughly
1:39:22
the size of the cathedral it's shot.
1:39:25
A large boulder,
1:39:26
the size of a small boulder.
1:39:27
What'd you
1:39:29
say it's larger or smaller than the
1:39:32
feet really sharp. Hold
1:39:34
on. Look at my rangefinder.
1:39:37
Hold on. Okay.
1:39:41
So it's it's it's about the size
1:39:43
of a shark cathedral. And Let's
1:39:46
pick them on the inside. either.
1:39:49
Wait for the Marines to deal with this. Or
1:39:53
if we take them out, we can see with the going
1:39:55
on the ship because this is taking the first time
1:39:57
we've not been watched. Yeah. This
1:39:59
is something
1:39:59
that they were trying to hide
1:40:02
from us as well. So this would
1:40:04
be our only chance to be able to see what it We
1:40:06
we could just pop open the door, be all
1:40:08
like, hey, and shoot them.
1:40:10
Why don't take diaper
1:40:12
shots. Surinder.
1:40:14
Surinder. And we can walk them
1:40:17
right down to the break. Yep. And
1:40:19
Ed Ed, then once we got You
1:40:21
too can drop down from the vent and search this room.
1:40:24
So, we wanna
1:40:26
try to do a surrender first.
1:40:29
do we wanna just murder? Yeah. Let's
1:40:31
do why don't we do a like A321
1:40:34
breach? We can fire
1:40:36
warning shots as
1:40:38
you guys come in and then, yeah,
1:40:40
we can
1:40:41
open channel like ask ask for
1:40:43
their surrender.
1:40:46
start aiming and mask nicely.
1:40:48
It's 321
1:40:50
Yep. This is how I do
1:40:52
that. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing
1:40:55
could positive blackling off. Nothing.
1:40:58
Okay. So you the idea
1:41:01
here is you're gonna time the
1:41:04
321 breach at the
1:41:06
exam at the exact same moment.
1:41:11
Great. On
1:41:16
three or right after three. So
1:41:18
after on three, you'll aim and
1:41:20
after three, you will --
1:41:22
No. -- embrace the game, and then we'll open the
1:41:24
door. But I want them to aim. We'll
1:41:27
be aiming. We're aiming. We're aiming. We're aiming.
1:41:29
We aim. Yeah. I think six consecutive
1:41:32
times. you told your aim nine times.
1:41:34
Right. Let's roll initiative.
1:41:40
You can recall
1:41:42
decks or intellect.
1:41:44
Okay.
1:41:47
04664507
1:41:54
Alright. Is it two or one dot?
1:41:56
Two. too. Oh, as a
1:41:58
plus year decks are in
1:41:59
eleven.
1:42:02
Six. Alright.
1:42:05
or
1:42:08
Alright. I've ever they still got boots on my
1:42:10
hands. I don't know. I just Yeah. It's
1:42:14
fine. Okay.
1:42:17
Alrighty. That is
1:42:19
everyone.
1:42:21
Alright. So ARTEMIS
1:42:24
Art, miss Julie, you're gonna I
1:42:26
you I mean, why not just take three. Basically,
1:42:29
I think we'll we'll go through a turn here. You'll
1:42:31
take all three three minor actions to aim,
1:42:34
Bio, you'll do the same. Gigi,
1:42:37
I'll let you and puffer, basically,
1:42:40
you're gonna ready to open the door. Is that the idea?
1:42:43
I kick it open or we can, like, knock
1:42:45
nicely and then kick it open. It was, like, just a little
1:42:47
sudden and it goes, like, Yeah.
1:42:50
Yeah. There's a there's a Face door.
1:42:52
It's not a door like an old house. I
1:42:54
know. I thought it, like, hinges and stuff. It's just
1:42:56
like alright. I turned the knob. Boy.
1:42:59
I turned the knob to a knob on the door of
1:43:01
the space. She breaks. She's a black and green.
1:43:04
Yes. This is an iris. It goes like,
1:43:06
like a Oh, yeah. Actually, that's usually in traveler
1:43:08
what it is. Right? Seth, it's like they have
1:43:10
those, like, Irish stores usually. Right?
1:43:13
Yeah. We'll snap short. You know, this
1:43:15
is Yeah. Okay. Alright.
1:43:19
So did you want
1:43:21
who wants to count it off? And
1:43:23
and then describe What happens? buffers.
1:43:25
all I think. Yep.
1:43:27
All the play.
1:43:29
Okay. Well, we're we
1:43:31
need to confirm everybody is in place. I
1:43:33
figure g g and I are probably
1:43:36
at the door, weapons
1:43:37
raised, ready
1:43:39
to get this thing, you know, like, in
1:43:41
our intimidating poses, so I get the
1:43:43
boot off my hand. And that
1:43:45
at that point, probably
1:43:47
just got a knock the button that
1:43:49
opens the door. It just kind of announced
1:43:52
surrender in my my my
1:43:55
my my puffer voice.
1:43:57
Surrender or whatever it is.
1:43:59
tell you
1:44:02
how much you're covered both. Who did it? There's
1:44:04
the oxygen in my suit is the stop
1:44:06
button. Yeah. Someone's talking
1:44:08
about hilly bite of my mix. From
1:44:15
all the birthday party planning, we got
1:44:19
between the planes and carloads of goods
1:44:21
supply. When do when are you guys
1:44:23
firing your warning signs after the surrender
1:44:25
or before? Before.
1:44:27
no. I thought we'd do it on Sarepta. Oh,
1:44:29
we really fucking don't know.
1:44:31
Could you do that? simultaneous. Yeah. I
1:44:33
would see the doors all of the same tire.
1:44:36
Yes. And then Sarepta. Alright.
1:44:38
So puffer counts 321
1:44:41
Slaps the flaps the controls and
1:44:43
you guys fire. Yeah. Yes.
1:44:45
The door doesn't open. Sort
1:44:48
of a bitch. So So
1:44:50
you fire.
1:44:51
The door is locked. Oh,
1:44:54
No. We don't fire if the door doesn't open.
1:44:57
Were you no. You fire. Everyone's gonna
1:44:59
act at the same time so the shots hit the ground.
1:45:01
Okay. Well, I spent around
1:45:03
aiming. So
1:45:05
You hit that spot of ground with such
1:45:07
decisions. No. So
1:45:10
they know we're here basically. The
1:45:13
Merck's whirl up and point their
1:45:15
submachine guns up to where you guys are
1:45:17
you guys are perched. I would have let you check
1:45:19
to see if the door was locked.
1:45:21
What do we Never think
1:45:23
of this thing. Even
1:45:25
space doors can be locked. Alright. The
1:45:27
perks are going to fire. I'll
1:45:29
just do one at g one at ARTEMIS and one
1:45:32
at FIL.
1:45:34
They can't see you, but they did it's
1:45:36
not a large room. It's a Goldilocks room. They
1:45:38
know where the shot came from. I
1:45:41
mean, if I knocked nicely on the door, like,
1:45:44
it is
1:45:45
Okay. So I'm gonna make this a difficult
1:45:48
check. The first Merck
1:45:50
hits FILO
1:45:52
and the second Merck hits Let's
1:45:54
see if they hit.
1:45:55
The second word misses ARTEMIS. So
1:45:58
Filo, you're gonna take
1:46:02
some damage from the submachine gun.
1:46:04
Okay.
1:46:06
Okay. Not terrible. Not terrible.
1:46:09
Seven points of damage. Okay.
1:46:13
So I believe
1:46:16
that my back suit takes
1:46:18
six of that. So I'm gonna let that happen.
1:46:21
Okay. And I
1:46:23
am so I'll take one point of
1:46:25
endurance damage, which I don't and that's
1:46:28
a minus one after that. I I'm not like
1:46:30
a I'm a I'm not a tough guy
1:46:32
as my loan. So, yeah, he's
1:46:34
gonna take that. Okay?
1:46:38
Alright. Let's go to the top of the order now. ARTEMIS,
1:46:40
you are up. Okay.
1:46:42
I am going to
1:46:44
take a minor action to aim. Okay.
1:46:47
I'm also gonna say
1:46:49
on the comms. Doors
1:46:51
didn't open. The door's not open. as
1:46:54
if they don't know.
1:46:55
Yeah. I don't. I
1:46:57
just see how. Over the door.
1:47:00
You're you're still standing outside.
1:47:02
And she's gonna take a mask
1:47:06
Merck number five,
1:47:08
I suppose. It doesn't really
1:47:09
matter. Merck is dead. Don't he ventured out in
1:47:11
the space. Oh. These
1:47:13
Merck's are Merck six and
1:47:15
nine because I rolled the Seaway optimally, which one
1:47:17
survived all over the space. Okay.
1:47:20
That's convenient. Wait. There's only two,
1:47:22
six and nine. six and nine. Alright.
1:47:24
I swear I didn't plan it. Sixty nine.
1:47:26
Nice. I tell number six, we want
1:47:28
information. Information.
1:47:32
Yeah.
1:47:32
Should we just try over the open comms
1:47:34
and be like, we have you surrounded?
1:47:37
Yeah. Yeah. I think
1:47:39
the surrender plan is
1:47:42
There's
1:47:42
twenty marines waiting
1:47:44
outside the doors. You
1:47:47
can drop your weapons now or we can
1:47:49
kill you.
1:47:51
Okay. What do you wanna roll?
1:47:53
I wanna roll. I
1:47:56
mean, it is a deception,
1:47:58
but -- Yep.
1:47:59
could also be
1:48:01
diplomatic because I'm not killing them
1:48:04
outright.
1:48:06
I would say you probably
1:48:10
I would say do deception. Okay.
1:48:12
That's fine. Yeah. You're not offering
1:48:14
them terms. You basically like, we'll kill you.
1:48:16
We're gonna have the marines come in and kill you.
1:48:19
Yeah.
1:48:19
Or surrender. Yeah. Yeah. That's
1:48:21
good.
1:48:22
That's an eight.
1:48:24
Okay.
1:48:25
the You're at it? all
1:48:28
Did you add your social standing?
1:48:30
No. My social would be bad. I
1:48:32
opted not even to add it.
1:48:33
You have to add it. That's
1:48:37
actually cool. wanted
1:48:38
to it's it would be a seven,
1:48:40
but I was wondering if I could use something
1:48:43
else like my brilliant education, my
1:48:45
collegiate background,
1:48:47
How would you use your collegiate background?
1:48:49
I just thought maybe because
1:48:52
I oh, wait. I
1:48:54
was
1:48:55
like, what what would you say? I went to BYU,
1:48:57
surrender. Yeah. Well, I think
1:48:59
maybe she would say she would cry. this
1:49:01
ship
1:49:02
the ship powered up. You
1:49:05
saw it, like, we're gonna go
1:49:07
into a jump soon and we're
1:49:09
gonna have nothing but time to,
1:49:12
you know, torture you if that's what we choose to
1:49:14
do. And I think she's just using,
1:49:16
like,
1:49:17
astrogation mix with, like, her
1:49:20
crime background. She's just, like,
1:49:22
as soon as we take off, like, divorce of
1:49:24
the the force of the g's is gonna push
1:49:26
you, you know, blah blah. Like, she's just trying
1:49:29
to intimidate them.
1:49:30
Okay. So you're gonna, like, sign like,
1:49:32
science intimidate them.
1:49:34
Yeah. I'm trying to confuse them, at
1:49:36
least. So
1:49:37
that they just are like, fuck,
1:49:38
are they really going into a jump? Like, will that
1:49:40
scribble our brains? don't think it will if we're
1:49:42
in this room, like, at all.
1:49:47
Sure. Add your education.
1:49:50
Ten. Ten. That's
1:49:54
a significant swing.
1:49:55
However, it
1:49:57
is their their their reaction.
1:49:59
I'm in a lab. Well, you
1:50:02
know, we'll wait till their turn to see what they do.
1:50:04
Alright. Gigi is
1:50:06
your turn. Gigi's turn. Okay. So
1:50:09
this particular door, does
1:50:11
it have outside, like,
1:50:14
a mechanism sort of, like, on
1:50:16
the enterprise sort of thing
1:50:18
Okay. because I have
1:50:20
mechanics. I
1:50:22
have
1:50:23
Can you give me some mechanical, electronics,
1:50:26
computer, but some electronic lock? it's
1:50:28
gonna be there isn't an electronic it's like
1:50:30
a control control panel, so it's gonna be electronics
1:50:32
computers to open
1:50:34
the door or hotwire it. Yeah.
1:50:36
because wires No worries. Tell me that shooting
1:50:38
it only closes him. Yeah.
1:50:39
Shooting it. Right.
1:50:40
Shooting
1:50:43
it. I did think of that. Shooting it and
1:50:45
closes it and locks it forever. Yeah.
1:50:49
I think I just blasted it. Yeah.
1:50:53
We're in the controls. We're in the predator needs.
1:50:55
Below it open. Okay.
1:50:59
I'm serious. GM. I
1:51:02
was wondering if I could possibly,
1:51:04
like, do some reconfiguration, maybe
1:51:06
pry it off the wall because I heard
1:51:08
the gunshot go off Right? Yeah.
1:51:11
Critical f. And it means comfort
1:51:13
and I just look at each other like, oh,
1:51:16
and then you heard some submachine gun fire
1:51:18
on top of that. Yeah. Like, so
1:51:21
really we have to get to work really fast.
1:51:23
And I wanna get to work
1:51:24
on that
1:51:25
on that door mechanism to try
1:51:27
to get open. Okay.
1:51:28
Do you have electronics or electronics
1:51:30
computers? I
1:51:32
have electronics, I have mechanics, I
1:51:34
have Jack, Well,
1:51:35
trades. I have animals.
1:51:37
Yeah. So let me release the bees. Do
1:51:39
you wanna release the bees? That's a good question. Is
1:51:42
the lock in at all a giraffe.
1:51:45
It is not a giraffe. Damn.
1:51:47
I tried. You didn't try it was a giant
1:51:49
effort. that you probably take animals.
1:51:52
So you have I I didn't do.
1:51:54
I thought there would be maybe some animals that
1:51:56
we were gonna do. Maybe there may be yet
1:51:58
Who knows? We're only on episode
1:51:59
eight. Do you remember our OG
1:52:02
Traveler? There was that wolf. Analysts
1:52:04
came in a lot of handy. Actually,
1:52:06
yeah. That was a that was a big part of --
1:52:09
Yeah. -- that stuff. It became it became
1:52:11
my best friend. Yeah. Alright.
1:52:15
I I have electronics computer
1:52:18
and my
1:52:20
little a little suit made for breaking into
1:52:22
computers. So So
1:52:24
you could you could opt to let puffer just
1:52:26
unlock the door if you wanted to. If I don't lock the
1:52:28
door so we can get in there. Yeah. You could, you
1:52:31
know, ready with get be ready to Just
1:52:33
you you you I'll let you hold your action
1:52:35
delay. Disable
1:52:37
or something. Just yeah. Okay.
1:52:39
Alright.
1:52:39
So g g will hold you want you want you
1:52:41
hold by then. But I forgot first. And then
1:52:43
you can Okay.
1:52:45
Okay. Fylo is your turn.
1:52:47
Alright. Fylo is
1:52:50
Artemis has just told these guys to
1:52:52
surrender. There's a cadre of Marines.
1:52:55
I'm sorry. I'm used cadre not twice in the same show,
1:52:57
and I feel like a Dante asshole. Oh,
1:52:59
gosh. I can say no word. It's very
1:53:02
specifically accurate. What you're
1:53:04
describing. So it's tempting keep using.
1:53:07
No. That should have come up with a better word.
1:53:09
Alright. So I am going to Filo
1:53:11
is going to give them one last chance. He's a
1:53:14
little better social standing
1:53:17
than
1:53:17
art
1:53:17
of his stuff. Not
1:53:20
Greg, but
1:53:21
What he's he's
1:53:24
going to use. He's
1:53:26
going to use his moon his
1:53:28
his his moon ish charms as lunar
1:53:31
charms
1:53:32
to try to give them one last
1:53:35
test minutes. And
1:53:37
And so he says, like, we
1:53:39
have an entire cadre of marines
1:53:42
waiting outside that door. and
1:53:45
they're waiting for a very specific
1:53:47
moment to enter this room and
1:53:49
shoot you all. And you don't
1:53:52
want to know when that moment is. or
1:53:54
what will happen when it comes about.
1:53:57
For giving you one last chance to
1:53:59
throw down your arms
1:53:59
and surrender, you will die
1:54:02
here today along with the rest of your
1:54:04
companions.
1:54:07
Okay. Roll deception.
1:54:11
No. Yeah. That
1:54:13
is a thirteen. Nice.
1:54:16
That is It's
1:54:18
quite quite a good roll, it's good.
1:54:20
Yeah. Okay.
1:54:23
Puffer, it is your turn. Okay.
1:54:26
I will attempt to a
1:54:28
player. Alright.
1:54:31
This is going to be So we're gonna have to
1:54:33
sling my new ass rifle.
1:54:36
And Yes. Yes.
1:54:38
Rifle. And I'll
1:54:41
wear the product. Alright. You this will
1:54:43
be a difficult electronic
1:54:46
computer shut. Okay.
1:54:55
Eleven.
1:54:56
That's pretty good. You get it.
1:54:58
You're
1:54:58
able to
1:55:02
That
1:55:05
I remember tapping
1:55:08
the wires like it's a nineteen seventy
1:55:10
four pin tower side. No.
1:55:12
Very good. The
1:55:14
most. Not wireless cable. the
1:55:16
real Navy. You can hotwire the locks
1:55:18
by the that you
1:55:20
remember is resident evil? Like, she opens
1:55:22
a door with a needle she pulls out of her arm.
1:55:24
Like, that's how many doors work, but
1:55:27
It was so badass. You just went with it.
1:55:29
Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Alright.
1:55:31
So you're you said you're incredibly incredibly
1:55:33
advanced computer has two trucks to just
1:55:36
pop out of it and you just use them to
1:55:38
Yes. And
1:55:41
the door opens. There's
1:55:43
Just as he's doing that, the artist
1:55:45
is like, by the way, I told him
1:55:47
that there's a ton of Marines. Me and myself,
1:55:49
I told him there's a ton of Marines outside the door,
1:55:51
so don't open the door yet.
1:55:54
the doorway. We're here.
1:55:59
The Merx.
1:56:00
hearing ARTEMIS and
1:56:03
FILO's threat and now
1:56:05
seeing the door open. Both
1:56:07
point there's they point there submachine guns
1:56:09
not at you. and not you guys
1:56:11
up in the vents, but it's something
1:56:14
to the right of them. Oh,
1:56:16
okay. And
1:56:18
they say and they say back on the same open channel,
1:56:21
come
1:56:21
any closer in
1:56:23
this entire ship is dead.
1:56:27
Whoa. How
1:56:30
do you do?
1:56:32
ah
1:56:33
are they looking at?
1:56:34
Yeah. That
1:56:36
sounds like a block to me. Yeah.
1:56:39
Wait, Gigi, can you see what they're looking at? What are they
1:56:41
looking at? Oh, can I see what
1:56:43
they're looking at? because I'm we're
1:56:44
right here on the ground there. Yeah. If you were
1:56:46
if you roll Rico oh, let's just add me, roll Rico, and you
1:56:48
can kinda look around see what they're looking
1:56:50
at and pointing their guns out. Do
1:56:54
I have any line of sight or am I just, like, behind
1:56:56
the door? Like, you're I think I would say you're kind
1:56:58
of, like, front of the panel. It's okay.
1:57:01
Eight. Alright. With
1:57:04
an eight, what you can see is that there
1:57:06
what this is a clearly a weapons storage
1:57:08
room.
1:57:10
I'm good. But the
1:57:12
canisters they're pointing at are
1:57:14
marked as biohazard. Oh,
1:57:18
good. Why
1:57:20
would they be transporting this? I understand.
1:57:23
Yeah. Some of the things in here don't react
1:57:25
well to bullets. Like
1:57:28
me and bullets and biohazardous materials,
1:57:31
not
1:57:31
this.
1:57:33
Shit.
1:57:35
Exactly. We don't know what's in that
1:57:36
can. They're pointing their submachine
1:57:39
guns directly at them. Okay.
1:57:41
Okay. This this has to be done
1:57:43
with diplomacy. That's cool.
1:57:45
Yeah. They can't hold them there forever eventually.
1:57:47
They're gonna need a poop. That's true.
1:57:51
just far. It's far. Okay.
1:57:53
So it's awesome. some pudding and just
1:57:55
wait them out and wait them out.
1:57:58
Feed them a bunch of brand.
1:57:59
why I mean, at least
1:58:02
she has a point. Maybe it is a
1:58:04
bluff. Like, why would they blow up themselves
1:58:07
and the ship that they came here pick
1:58:09
get and everybody on
1:58:11
the like, they're gonna fuck everything up. What's
1:58:13
the point then? It's not a suicide.
1:58:15
Well, maybe this is Maybe it is. Maybe
1:58:17
that's what they're here to do. Milo
1:58:19
scared him so bad with his moon
1:58:21
curses. That's right. You
1:58:24
can nip that point, Artemis, if you want.
1:58:28
Yes. Yeah. I think Artemis will because
1:58:30
that's her line of thinking. Good.
1:58:32
And on the open calm, she's gonna say,
1:58:36
you think that we're that
1:58:38
stupid, that you would risk
1:58:40
your entire mission to take this
1:58:42
ship by blowing it up?
1:58:45
No, I don't think so.
1:58:47
But I like the way you think.
1:58:50
If you wanna make a deal, What
1:58:52
were your guns? Really good
1:58:54
at making deals, and I can make you a sweet
1:58:56
one. I can even make you a getaway
1:58:58
deal. Those strings attached.
1:59:01
I know there's another ship. Touch
1:59:03
this shit. I don't
1:59:05
know. Maybe you could get out of here with
1:59:07
your lives. Maybe everybody.
1:59:11
There's
1:59:11
only one deal we're gonna
1:59:13
take here. You blew up our ship.
1:59:15
We have no other waiting it off. We're
1:59:17
gonna stand right here. and
1:59:19
you're gonna transport this vessel
1:59:22
to coordinates of our choosing. Otherwise,
1:59:24
this entire crew gets
1:59:26
decimated by whatever's in there.
1:59:30
What
1:59:30
makes you think that you know what's in
1:59:32
there?
1:59:33
Quick question.
1:59:35
You just came on this ship. I've
1:59:37
been on this ship for forty
1:59:40
years. I
1:59:42
know what's in there. little
1:59:46
confused by the forty years thing. I've put
1:59:48
out a ship for seven thousand years. Do
1:59:50
you think I don't know how I'm gonna change it? Oh,
1:59:53
the five. Four of forty something. I'm ownership
1:59:56
for twenty years. You ever
1:59:58
heard of time dilation? I just thought
1:59:59
time was just lying. Yeah.
2:00:02
How do
2:00:02
we know what these rough this is? We
2:00:04
can read. Can't we?
2:00:06
I don't know. Can you? Can you? Oh,
2:00:09
snap. We high five each other. Yeah. I'm
2:00:11
ready. I they throw down their weapons
2:00:13
and surrender. Oh,
2:00:15
you're the sick bird. We have to surrender. We have to surrender. We
2:00:17
have to surrender. I love game
2:00:21
is game. I can't deny it. listening, man.
2:00:23
I gotta respect that.
2:00:25
They don't do That was me. That was
2:00:27
me asking about It's just a
2:00:29
little goof. What
2:00:31
do they can say?
2:00:34
Just biohazard? Just
2:00:36
They well, all all all g g could
2:00:38
see when she kind of peeks to look around with her
2:00:40
recon role as biohazard.
2:00:42
build you up in the vents. Maybe you wanna try
2:00:44
to take another look. I mean, it's a hard
2:00:46
angle, but you could get a probably not be able to
2:00:48
see what it says. because I Did
2:00:52
I do a science y roll? Can I do a science
2:00:54
y roll to see if I recognize this stuff?
2:00:57
You the canisters is like canisters. But
2:00:59
if you were to if you were to roll
2:01:01
recon to see if you could read, but they're labeled. That's
2:01:03
about it. Yes. Okay. Alright. And then I would like you
2:01:05
to do a science to recognize it. Okay.
2:01:07
Or something? Or
2:01:08
something a nine for
2:01:09
pardon, missus Rickman? Nine for me.
2:01:11
Okay.
2:01:14
okay
2:01:16
you are able to make out just
2:01:18
barely.
2:01:20
the The
2:01:22
word the word valkentrex on
2:01:26
Oh my god. It's a it's a herpes suppressant.
2:01:29
What? Wait. What? That
2:01:32
sounds like one. Yes.
2:01:36
So it's so difficult. Why
2:01:39
are they carrying a giant canister of the
2:01:41
stuff on the ship? It's a different
2:01:43
It's a different It's a big call. Forty
2:01:45
years. I
2:01:50
can I You shit. I don't know. You
2:01:56
What don't get out. What is it actually? is
2:01:58
it actually? Can I do a science fiction?
2:02:00
The the the highly top
2:02:02
secret mission of this vessel is just to
2:02:04
go to planets where they have herpes outbreaks.
2:02:07
and just detonate these weapons in the atmosphere
2:02:09
and rain down the herpes suppressants and just
2:02:11
do just do a salad for
2:02:13
the population that plants. Yeah. It's mission of
2:02:15
mercy. Mission of mercy. What
2:02:17
is it? Anybody have science?
2:02:20
I do. I have some I am
2:02:23
I am the most among
2:02:26
the most educated sentient
2:02:29
beings in this entire galaxy. It
2:02:32
is impossible to be any more educated
2:02:34
than I am. Again,
2:02:37
not bragging. Let's get my sheet.
2:02:39
Just make sure you're not even throwing your double
2:02:41
odds. Okay. I
2:02:44
love this game time. I'm
2:02:47
not bragging. I'm just reading the numbers. I'm not
2:02:49
kidding. Just reading the numbers off my sheet.
2:02:51
That's all I'm doing. ten.
2:02:55
Okay. You recognize
2:02:58
this as a
2:03:00
biological agent.
2:03:03
has been outlawed even
2:03:06
to the even by the impurities. It's not used even by the impurity.
2:03:09
Mostly I mean, it's also
2:03:11
not particularly used, you know from your
2:03:13
time in the navy, like even the Imperialuses
2:03:15
biological weapons, but this one is not used
2:03:18
because it's incredibly slow acting.
2:03:21
So it causes death and it's
2:03:23
fatal, and the inhalation would be fatal.
2:03:26
but it's just an incredibly slow wasting
2:03:29
disease. It's an incredibly painful way
2:03:31
to die. protracted pain to die.
2:03:35
Right?
2:03:35
As a weapon, it
2:03:37
would be exceedingly cruel.
2:03:40
Okay. So I switched to
2:03:42
quickly to private comms. again.
2:03:45
And so that stuff is bad news. We
2:03:47
don't don't know what they're doing with it.
2:03:49
This is not this would not be sanctioned
2:03:51
by the appearing. But if this stuff
2:03:53
gets out, it's like we are all dead
2:03:56
and
2:03:56
not the fun way.
2:03:59
So they shouldn't
2:03:59
have of the guns for Internet. We've
2:04:02
got remedy that's like now.
2:04:05
I
2:04:06
don't know what to do here. I'm
2:04:09
stuck I
2:04:09
mean, should we just call the captain? This is
2:04:11
kind of above our pay grade. I don't wanna
2:04:14
risk blowing up
2:04:15
everybody on this ship. I know.
2:04:17
Was this what they were looking at? Is this what
2:04:19
they were looking at? That's what they're looking at. Yeah.
2:04:21
Okay. So yeah. So we know now
2:04:23
what what what that
2:04:25
that the crew was trying to hide from us. We know
2:04:28
that this stuff is here, so now we
2:04:30
might as well just summon
2:04:32
get
2:04:33
the cavalry here. There,
2:04:35
I'll give you to the count of ten.
2:04:38
Do
2:04:38
we have a deal or not? Right.
2:04:40
Just
2:04:41
tell me. They start counting down.
2:04:43
Put,
2:04:43
take your weapons down. We we aren't gonna
2:04:45
do anything too. You are right? We just wanna
2:04:47
talk. That's all. We're not
2:04:49
gonna hurt you. You said you wanna get off the
2:04:52
ship and you wanna go somewhere. We're the
2:04:54
ones who can help you do that. She gestures
2:04:56
to Artemis who's like, Artises
2:04:59
take you through the vent like Also,
2:05:02
hey, real fast. What what
2:05:04
year is it? Yeah. What
2:05:07
year is it where you're from, sir? Do
2:05:10
you really ask? Well, it's expired. No.
2:05:16
Yeah. It's
2:05:19
the mission of the idea that
2:05:21
it's expired. Like,
2:05:24
do you I really wanna ask them what you're
2:05:27
Well, actually, no. I'm I'm fine with seg like, hey.
2:05:30
Hey. Wait. We'll we'll be able to talk.
2:05:34
Just real fast, could you answer
2:05:36
a question for us? A
2:05:40
question? What
2:05:42
year is it? Yeah.
2:05:45
It's
2:05:46
Matthew looks for his notes to see what the present
2:05:48
day is. Was it twenty 705 The
2:05:51
day that we came from was eleven o five.
2:05:53
Eleven o eight is up there. Like, it's eleven o
2:05:55
five. Okay. I go on
2:05:57
I'm gonna go on private real quick. I'm gonna
2:05:59
go on private Palms again and
2:06:02
say like, as if he starts counting down
2:06:04
again, I'm gonna say, everyone
2:06:06
take pain when
2:06:07
he hits two,
2:06:10
the
2:06:11
just shoot them both.
2:06:13
autonomous. I will take the one on the right.
2:06:15
You take the one on the left. Copy.
2:06:17
That's my plan. So
2:06:19
so Matthew -- Yes. -- on their
2:06:21
vac suits armor or anything like that.
2:06:24
Is there anywhere like a
2:06:26
HUD or anything that has like the
2:06:28
date?
2:06:31
from where you're standing, you wouldn't be able to Okay.
2:06:33
If you go, I said, hey,
2:06:36
check your your your computer.
2:06:38
Check the date on that. please. Just
2:06:40
just check it. Your own computer
2:06:43
or your HUD or your
2:06:45
manufactured date on your What are you playing
2:06:47
at? Just do it. We gave you Look,
2:06:50
you just do me
2:06:52
that favor, please.
2:06:54
Give me a suede or diplomacy,
2:06:56
whatever you got.
2:06:58
Advocate. I could lawyer them. Yeah.
2:07:00
Alright. Yeah. Yeah. We could do that. would be in your
2:07:02
best interest. I could try click
2:07:05
a computer. Puritan 943
2:07:07
would somebody ask you the dates you tell them the
2:07:09
damn dates. As
2:07:11
your if I were your lawyer, I'm your lawyer. But if
2:07:14
I were your lawyer, I would advise you
2:07:16
a strong way a strong way to check Look at the
2:07:18
date on your armor. If
2:07:20
oh, if yeah. No. No. No. I rolled
2:07:22
a tip. So with my advocate, that would
2:07:24
be an eleven. But
2:07:27
that's yeah. Okay. Otherwise,
2:07:30
I could streetwise it. Yeah.
2:07:32
No. No. Yeah. That'll work. And I think
2:07:34
his last move. The two of them
2:07:36
are confused enough that they like, they still
2:07:39
have their guns trained on the on the anastuz.
2:07:42
They both, like, yeah, they looked at their huds on
2:07:44
their arms, and they're like And
2:07:47
you see them, like, they're confused for a second.
2:07:49
They take their eye off the ball. if you
2:07:51
perhaps wanted to act.
2:07:54
That's a good one. Yes. Yes.
2:07:57
Can we aim in fire? Can we
2:07:59
grapple them
2:07:59
can we, like, can we
2:08:01
jump down through the vent and just land on top
2:08:03
of them? We need to get the guns out of their hands.
2:08:05
Yeah.
2:08:05
Is that
2:08:07
what wanna do? Yeah.
2:08:10
I do. Disarm them. Yeah.
2:08:12
Let's try it. I like your smile, man.
2:08:16
They're my besties. You
2:08:19
you fucked with their minds, and it's gonna have a mechanical
2:08:21
it's gonna have a mechanical effect if you wanna
2:08:23
act. You haven't been born yet, Tyler?
2:08:26
I'm sure in the face. I
2:08:30
got invited them for questioning and stuff.
2:08:32
No. Oh, yeah. I just My
2:08:34
only
2:08:34
concern is if we if we take around
2:08:37
even aiming to shoot at them, none of our damage
2:08:39
is enough to kill them. So they will then
2:08:41
just shoot
2:08:42
the --
2:08:43
Yeah. -- fans. Yeah. Let's let's jump
2:08:45
them. Let's jump in this moment.
2:08:47
RAPL them. Yeah.
2:08:48
You know? Okay. Alright. Alright.
2:08:51
I need a I mean, here's what I'm gonna want. I want
2:08:53
a mechanic role. Actually, here's
2:08:55
what we'll do. we're gonna go back
2:08:58
into the same initiative order. And
2:09:00
I'm gonna need a mechanic role from one
2:09:02
of the one of you up in the vents to or
2:09:05
a strength. Mechanic strength basically
2:09:07
dislodge the bend, and then
2:09:10
you can jump out. And then you you guys
2:09:12
down the deck can do whatever you want.
2:09:14
I have a one in my strength.
2:09:16
I could do it unless you
2:09:18
want to How's your mechanics better?
2:09:20
Yeah. My mechanic would be
2:09:23
a plus three. Oh.
2:09:25
Yeah. Do that.
2:09:26
Nice.
2:09:28
Right? So, yeah. We're on private
2:09:30
comms again. Share it. Like, this is the
2:09:32
plan. It's just like go jump in.
2:09:35
Okay. That
2:09:38
is a nine. Okay. That
2:09:40
is enough to basically, you you
2:09:42
kick out the vent. You hit it at a weak
2:09:44
point. That's your main that's
2:09:46
your significant action. Would you like to take minor action?
2:09:49
My interaction, I jump
2:09:52
out and over towards
2:09:55
the closest guy to training. Graham.
2:09:58
Alright. Pause,
2:09:59
RMS, what do you do? What do you what
2:10:02
do you do?
2:10:03
I think she would go towards the other
2:10:05
guy just like flying like
2:10:08
superman down from the vent to
2:10:10
just try to land directly on top
2:10:12
of him just not
2:10:13
from above. Okay. Elbows,
2:10:15
elbows out, pointy elbows in
2:10:17
the back
2:10:17
too. Yeah. Turns out,
2:10:19
appliance. Alicia, what is Gigi doing?
2:10:23
Well, she sees all this. The first thing she's gonna
2:10:25
try to do is literally aim her
2:10:28
construct and boot, like, you know, roundhouse
2:10:31
kick to the heat to, like, this part of your arm,
2:10:33
which is really weak. No matter what you
2:10:35
have on, so to basically do that
2:10:37
to the away from being pointed
2:10:39
at the whatever it is in the canisters. I
2:10:42
would say you'd have to move in
2:10:44
and then act, which but I will let you do that. Like, you
2:10:46
can move in and then kick their kick try to kick
2:10:48
their gun away from the canisters. Yeah. Yeah.
2:10:51
Alright. Hold there and then puff
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