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Ah this episode. Seventy nine of my mouth.
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Ah no I a little bit of a
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different one from that. We've been doing it
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the last time we were at Mozart's We
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talk about the future. Me and my talk
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about a leak fail and still mad about
0:55
them. Breakfast Taco I mean I understand how
0:57
we talked about of the in shopping center.
0:59
We talked about Jeff Special parking lot. He
1:01
didn't he was a lot and then the
1:04
best Halo Two Mission A Me and that
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was all. Last time though. this is this
1:08
time Grandma He wants to say something Michael
1:10
Special Hiking or you do you raise your
1:12
hand. Nauseum points on. Oh has thinking
1:14
about my special parking lot? Ah yeah, I
1:16
think it was the one that was right
1:18
across streak. Is it made you want him
1:21
and Austin or something? Chef argument guess really
1:23
for music is a racist four o'clock. Going
1:31
to point out hello again guess out a her
1:33
Dallas nightclub little that the place where my first
1:35
wife was go on the night that she threw
1:37
up on. yeah that was she was a common
1:39
interest. Where the going to Dallas after that I
1:42
think Socket? Yeah yeah. so common interests is still
1:44
there on Burnett. that Als was also one Burnett
1:46
been lost interest. Rather slow for the south. Yeah
1:48
it's like we're tumble. Twenty two is now. Guess
1:50
what? Kind of right next to that. I think
1:53
the building it was in is probably dogs. I
1:55
think they're building him condos or an apple. We're
1:57
both were Dallas was. Who were saying
1:59
car? Which is like a collection of. A.
2:01
Bunch of all signs from businesses oliver
2:04
off, some of which are close, some
2:06
of which are still Ross Douthat Club
2:08
obviously gone. I never did else I could
2:10
never go there and they're then we used our friend that
2:12
was a bartender the the weeks. Ago historic with.
2:15
When. He was overcome with us at telenor it and remember
2:17
that he was an old says Adnan. Oh
2:20
yeah I did is at the same
2:22
guy who slither George Lucas yeah and
2:24
he also bartender that Houston's which became
2:26
Bartlett's a half. He bartenders at Dallas
2:28
and Houston i think so. Met.
2:30
The city? Houston. No, I understand there. It's
2:33
just that's weird, right? A hundred. The guy
2:35
that had El Paso. The guy who should
2:37
be Google for the first time. White
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little inhibit that think it was I didn't
2:43
do you remember that Jackson was like I
2:45
was of liquor be yahoo person before that.
2:48
And or he was like a luxury. This
2:50
looks like it's just search, it's nothing else.
2:52
so fast. So greats. I assume you're going
2:54
to Google for the for Sunday. Was at
2:56
the call centers and back guy showed me
2:58
Google for the first time. I would fucking
3:00
weird thing to remember. As
3:04
a had argued. Ryota
3:08
it's it's weird looking around so that we
3:10
twitter for only three. Looking around at Lv
3:13
for these old signs it's I have. I've
3:15
of lot of memories of what is place
3:17
and somebody please don't. Like I don't I
3:19
never went there are I don't number that
3:22
at all. It's crazy because the this would
3:24
be the perfect place to into the sheer
3:26
force of them. are you a couple more
3:28
episodes on of a loafer perfectly that a
3:30
last episode of this show or the probably
3:33
that they first episode of a difference yes
3:35
ah to bring him and resign I said
3:37
this is being of this place almost makes
3:39
me wanna leave Austin because I'm just like.
3:42
Never have I had the totality of
3:44
my time in a place summed up
3:47
for me in one location and it's
3:49
all as almost all our as kits
3:51
and decoration as kissing decoration but like
3:54
last three Murray as I never ate
3:56
there but I know where lice another
3:58
sign Zack we ate there a bunch
4:00
disbarred Bar and Grill have been there
4:03
Dan Mccluskey with you Awesome java we
4:05
hated said earlier I hated veto veto
4:07
I went to a Willies I never
4:09
went to Zocalo cast states else Alito
4:12
Illness, Toy Depot, Baby Greens Genie Car
4:14
wash I reckon is spoken Spider House
4:16
is right there. Italic eight the once.
4:19
It was very expensive. Mcdonalds.
4:21
Is Millie did T Acres Sauce was this
4:24
little place out if you were not north
4:26
on lay three it was out west. somewhere
4:28
before you would get to Cedar Park was
4:30
placed on City Acres and it was this.
4:32
It was built in the fifties, you probably
4:35
never heard them it when I remembered never
4:37
heard of it and it was. I was
4:39
not the cities and it was just the
4:41
smallest little like toddler amusement park. It was
4:43
tiny and they would have liked to have
4:46
like up. Ah a ferris wheel
4:48
that with like five feet high and just like
4:50
just really tiny little things. and Millie with a
4:52
birthday party there when she was for and wrote
4:54
her first horse their son and that horse's name
4:56
was Copper I remember cause I took a video
4:59
of him as on the video the other day
5:01
of my ride the horse the first time. And
5:03
and as like in the horse's name is Copper, that's
5:05
so cute. Yeah, I hadn't thought about the polluted He
5:08
Acres in a million years. Be gone for a while
5:10
now and of her to do right. Barbecue. It's
5:12
Texas Fit Barbecue dinner at done right North
5:14
by Northwest Sauce and I was up by
5:16
kind of a my Parker wipe out of
5:19
by that mighty fine we had at the
5:21
other day of a couple episodes ago. Cressy
5:23
Pharmacy is where we we did the episode
5:25
at the Valley Crown Coffee Shop. All right.
5:27
Yep, no wasn't that's where is to be
5:29
there. Oh really? yeah? Ah. Fuck.
5:32
Dude, there's. Gordo.
5:34
Gibson what the gives us. A
5:37
bar across from World Are No more Are us
5:39
from where Alice by I wouldn't know I assume.
5:41
so I think that building stance Abels on a
5:43
lake and every their Buffalo Bills fucking hurry up
5:45
we wanted. in the past a spartan pizza sign
5:48
in that was an old like. Food.
5:50
Truck pizza place that was down by or a
5:52
studio ruff other Nato downtown. Who's
5:54
good pizza As we walk by Expos a
5:56
gentleman's club side I think of how Red
5:58
Rose now member either. The fucking.
6:00
Dinner on purpose or and then they have the
6:03
little nooks that we walked by are the things
6:05
that I find really interesting here aren't like seeing
6:07
all the old sides, it's very cool it's it's
6:09
cool in a of what you're talking about the
6:11
totality like your time here whatever but they have
6:13
like these like little nooks were when this more
6:16
really gets hop and those are like very sought
6:18
after. Yeah yeah I'd I didn't I didn't want
6:20
to record in it for this just three with
6:22
acrylic we would be monopolizing but is what their
6:24
decorative different place like this one is Silver Gold
6:26
Poodle dog loans were still ruff com Era's to
6:29
now ah but it was so cute. Silicon their
6:31
that vs vela good. Can go go back to
6:33
the pool does it is. For
6:35
speeding. oh of like things that have changed
6:37
and. You. Know your. Though
6:41
the your your memories of Austin you have
6:43
hung up on the wall or decoration or
6:45
kids. I'm. Jeff and
6:47
I took Jeff line morning. Finally we
6:49
did we are interest fight Ah we
6:51
we flew under way back into the
6:53
airports. We flew right over the Irwin
6:56
Center. Ah or I should say
6:58
right over the remainder of the Irwin Center. Oh
7:00
yeah so I from just thought he could look
7:02
straight down and see like to the inside where
7:04
they were just totally ripping it up and there
7:06
was nothing left in there anymore. Yep you're not
7:08
familiar with the Urban center a lot and why
7:10
you would be the not Austin it was were
7:12
like beauty basketball team played and it's were like
7:14
I took my kid to see panic at the
7:16
disco. there was just like this really ugly round
7:19
of that spade look like a flop I think
7:21
we'd I think we mention that before here as
7:23
well as I get. That. Crazy! that's
7:25
crazy from like our roof is out on assist
7:27
the ice. Yeah so anyway you really lost over
7:29
that first part where you guys on thing. As
7:33
hospitality I was like good haven't if
7:35
good. the also the the the Moody
7:37
center says Moody Center on the roof.
7:39
What's. Really good as as as I
7:42
don't know why they would bother with
7:44
that. honestly that's so lame. Success assault
7:46
was you is why I looked like
7:48
not the movies that are Superman movie
7:50
center or less liquid neon flashing notices.
7:52
ah yes ah so it's it's you
7:54
know I tried to suggest up once
7:56
before but you know there was a
7:58
problem of the radio. The plane to
8:00
a week winter of not flying so ah
8:03
finally were able to to sync up and
8:05
do that again this morning and ironically or
8:07
moronic with are oddly enough ah coincidentally a
8:09
one of the radios wasn't working to kinda
8:12
smokiness but luckily though the back of radio
8:14
hockey fights or able to to fly anyway.
8:17
Ah, Be A We went up this lexical
8:19
downtown a couple times. If lot over like travis have
8:21
it just at the controls for a bit. I don't
8:23
like it if is what it is. T was like
8:25
turning to the turning the plane to the right you
8:27
forget your ego little right turn dad or it in
8:29
for the or still vacuum left. By
8:34
those I ever gone up or that go for them.
8:36
I heard of it as it's a guy you edited
8:38
by the are solid right Target not worth it. was
8:40
going to We left our where you gripping the wheel
8:42
as hard as you fucking kill it. It is like
8:45
I was like white Knuckle Yeah he had Violet. I.
8:47
Didn't like that parts for share with when I'm
8:49
a first that the i think that severance inclination
8:51
relic is so nervous and scared of for thank
8:53
you you death grip it's my on the one
8:55
of the guy I did my discovery flight would
8:57
like. The first time I ever went up an
8:59
uplink he told me like your goal is you
9:01
want to be what he calls fancy flying just
9:03
like. Your. Pinky his out just
9:06
like your air for your middle finger your
9:08
point you a point of the index finger
9:10
and thumb holding it does like real like
9:12
pressure. Ah ultimately you get your point. We're
9:14
comfortable enough for an effort to but initially
9:17
yeah you definitely a degree of the entire
9:19
time it's delivers the for selling drugs or
9:21
yeah I know I. Don't
9:25
know how to do this. Yeah like I don't
9:27
know how to. You just grab this thing and
9:29
you go maybe like this. I guess this and
9:32
when I did it we lost five hundred. See
9:34
if we leave it's very we we were very
9:36
with a lot of traffic I was a beautiful
9:38
day the there's a lot of are you flying
9:41
out there south. Africa with keeping us have
9:43
a specific altitude. So when jeff to go or we were
9:45
definitely losing out to talk like so I just read stubbornness
9:47
I'm going to pull back of the rate. we're going to
9:49
figure back up to the Us to the wants assets and
9:51
give a little a little pull back to get us back
9:53
up there. How was it? How is it flying around seen
9:55
Austin like that? It was so cool as I've done a
9:58
helicopter tour avast them before it. This kind of some. The
10:00
to that? I'm. But it
10:02
was so much neater because first I guess is
10:04
as is and. He's. An. Awesome!
10:07
Guide cause he's explaining everything is I mean
10:09
you flown with them. for some you know
10:11
he explains everything is doing and why he's
10:13
doing. It's so good it's very overwhelming even
10:15
just like the radio and all the chatter
10:17
and it's did, they're just throw in nomenclature
10:20
and numbers and letters that you and he's
10:22
seneca through the fog and explain what it
10:24
all means. and ah. And. So that
10:26
made it a demystify the quite a
10:28
bit. And then ah, It was is
10:30
so cool like we'd You're literally you don't think about
10:33
it. But. You're literally on
10:35
the same runway as like American Airlines
10:37
flight. Suddenly we saw Number Air flight
10:39
and we saw Southwest flight and music
10:41
scene with sucking jets and they will
10:43
make room for me and here assess
10:45
as a nearly. That
10:49
and then you're up in the air as chugging
10:51
along. And then Gus was just. Awesome!
10:53
He ended the landing. Was. Like
10:55
imperfect and we have to go over
10:58
Lake Austin and Lake Travis. Her we
11:00
saw we have day or two different
11:02
we saw this are so much of
11:04
awesome from the skies are you able
11:06
to your house Saw my houses ah
11:08
saw Ah Mueller from the air was
11:11
really cool downtown obviously I saw comes
11:13
from the are from different angles whether
11:15
seen it before really really as don't
11:17
gossip their man it really it. Really?
11:20
Makes you appreciate how beautiful Austin is. it is
11:22
for Tuesday Like the weather soon I suspect that time
11:24
of year where there's a couple of weeks, a nice
11:26
weather down, couple of weeks, a nice weather and
11:28
a false yellow it really like wow this is
11:30
so great and move like oh it's for for about
11:32
a be summer for seven or eight months. For those
11:35
of us who are try to convince themselves they want
11:37
to leave Austin the as flights like the they didn't
11:39
help. Ah but being in this the fucking carcass
11:41
of all my memories felt as if actually like
11:43
racist humor. Calls that summer thera. I'm not a one
11:45
hundred percent sure but I think it was. The.
11:48
Building kind of topical is now. Oh
11:50
really yeah it's either there was a
11:52
cross streets, but ah, as on the
11:54
seventh on the right, right when it
11:56
passed the bridge. Yeah, it's sealed on
11:58
Millionaire. I can while
12:00
doing. So we.
12:03
We. Did some. so you're We came here
12:05
for a to on the sidebar and
12:07
they. Are set the
12:09
bar. they open up at four o'clock or got here
12:12
a little bit early on before they open they were
12:14
kind of sight in a suburb. luckily they nobody has
12:16
valid of here we wanted to sit on made him
12:18
already given up your societies makes them look in length
12:20
did read says demers have a skeptics that has to
12:23
go to repair the like and then a regular is
12:25
is that is that what the though one of the
12:27
little putts is sailed after their well known i the
12:29
science as a side as we pulled us. Eminent
12:32
they have a know that I so
12:34
yeah it is kind of his arm.
12:37
So. I I I went to repair
12:39
the member place next door. We.
12:42
Had a blue some I go now
12:44
has like bulldog. Bikes.
12:46
But there's there's the place next door. What I
12:48
read says that doesn't make reference, nothing about. I'm
12:51
thinking about other place and more of a blue
12:53
got my right right or place inside you always
12:55
were gonna buy yourself. That was. Yep, I couldn't
12:57
let him have either. Could see, Couldn't have you
13:00
watching the fucking atrocity of me trying to typewriter
13:02
on. The
13:05
after of it's just crazy of see all of
13:07
this in one place or so we sort of
13:09
thing with we showed up your little early and
13:11
it's kind of a weird time. I like it's
13:13
not really a meal time, not really a coffee
13:15
time. And you're not, you're Japan.
13:17
I really don't drink when out of a thirty
13:19
five thousand feet so much and I can partake
13:21
in that right now. So I'm even if we
13:24
were both thirty five as a seed I can
13:26
now take down the cellar fit on a sweater
13:28
or yeah, I'm an alcoholic I mean officer at
13:30
us Out and every Ltd access a specific farm
13:32
so know we got to try couple more so
13:34
I suggest something a little wacky. a little off
13:36
the wall for today's episode and though we stopped
13:38
at Seven Eleven on the way and coffee. I
13:42
I I It's funny because I see.
13:45
It's a very popular trying to see like
13:47
youtube channels where people just like go to
13:49
can be in stores like Seven Eleven overseas
13:51
like in Asia and the show like older
13:53
the cool stuff they have like Meteor on
13:55
Raw manner. All the different drinking
13:57
dead and be unusual food and whatnot. And
14:00
I have always wanted to the safety
14:02
of like for american convenience store has
14:04
some that are. The. Shitty
14:06
I don't have anything with I'm like a seminal
14:08
and we went to right now because right by
14:11
the it was actually really nice it was. That
14:13
is my first time in their brand new new
14:15
new new new. We've simply walked to the back
14:17
for the coffee was in I was are there.
14:20
Was a little shocked by the selection in the
14:22
machines at all the different things you could get.
14:24
Their. That has been a coming
14:26
up. they have ah. I. Guess in
14:29
April Fool's Day promotion for the list as a
14:31
donut you don't know which is filled with is
14:33
that are you fucking funny idea article censored commercial
14:35
similar if not I sure you get what you'll
14:37
be able to tell him from. We Talk About
14:39
Coffee Bet it is most definitely not a on
14:41
a commercial For a place. To
14:44
graduate. Along with that, just a slightly
14:46
different take on this. Just
14:49
as fascinated by something else in the distance,
14:51
I don't know what would you had to
14:53
look at all the different science. Lessons:
14:56
Buffalo Billiards There we. Split.
14:58
The many events their that Buffalo Bill
15:00
or side quests that they're adorable. Thunderbird
15:02
Coffee. I guess they're gone. They're
15:05
gone are the he I guess other a
15:07
couple of those for a while then than
15:09
this Johnson's. They're they're still there but
15:11
they're under new ownership and outside sci fi. Yeah
15:13
yeah well and living. Mrs Johnson sold the business
15:15
back in the late night and it to the
15:17
other dude and the he sold it again. I
15:19
think back and twenty twenty or twenty and and
15:21
I don't know they're open a still on of
15:23
things. I drove by couple times recently and it
15:25
in what I think. then when we went there
15:27
once after they reopen it was not. Yeah I
15:29
think they reopen briefly and in the close to
15:31
get the I think it's the. The. Guy
15:34
who owns Tyson Soccer which is right across the
15:36
street from their oh I think he also acquired
15:38
it's and Titans does so well. He's probably not
15:40
in any gratitude to open ended disfigured time time
15:42
as I can handle talk as I can handle
15:44
donuts different world via different worlds Tyson I am
15:47
little time and seasonal him over there and we
15:49
we don't he there and I got like some
15:51
of the worst food poisoning of my life in
15:53
that way as as and psychos. yeah I don't
15:55
like it the we have a friend that loves
15:57
that I don't get i don't get why you
16:00
unlimited seats xiao is already there like we're here
16:02
and cyclists when I was thirty with him once
16:04
had the only com of every that and Cbc
16:06
it's It's so like. Oh. No please
16:08
Like okay this is just like the world's
16:10
okay just spot I I saw the same
16:12
way the Packers talkers out of I saw
16:15
the whole time of once you're never been
16:17
says super like this one thousand sim city
16:19
when I first started working a rooster teeth
16:21
on like oh what's Pocket Zoc as we
16:23
as people around there and it was. It
16:25
seemed like it was on the tail end
16:27
of people going all the time because Eberle
16:29
was like over it was like oh interesting.
16:31
Okay so I've never been and will never
16:33
go. It's like if I had said all
16:35
it does nothing. Nothing. Amazing! Ah,
16:37
lots of other places are lots
16:40
of a lot of other places
16:42
with great tacos or immortalized here
16:44
are no longer open. ah but
16:46
not Mozart's for Catholics really really
16:48
puts it in perspective. However, how
16:50
temporary this all is doesn't the
16:52
and it's it's all com fleeting
16:55
in. This.
16:58
That side as a sign of there and kind of
17:00
barely see it as miss a lot of coke caffeine
17:02
can team it's kind of hi Mick read another boat
17:04
the roof earth's that place was right across from the
17:06
convention center. Oh that son
17:09
were that's the real world
17:11
house. Know. That's what was
17:13
in that Vincent steakhouse know I think is
17:15
me so lot of elicits. Yeah be that
17:17
I think. Bernie Mew,
17:19
the owner of that place during our Txt
17:22
would put a sign out oh for on
17:24
the on that businesses had Bernie each year.
17:26
the ass as so yeah, that's your wife's
17:28
Asia and likely would put a big sign
17:31
up during our Tx with his bird. Easier
17:33
What I mean, I'm a business. I mean
17:35
honestly. Fucking. Ginger are so
17:37
smart Years Ironic is like. Any.
17:40
Place else sees could hang that. Are
17:44
I that? if. I
17:46
can get a slang slang slang slang
17:48
lamps. ah it's okay, he knows I
17:51
love him as a one hundred censure
17:53
business as the so funny. It's
17:58
got a text my wife, this or that possum in the are. The
18:00
don't know to hang on now here. Now here's
18:02
a thing. Is. A thing. Is. It
18:04
a video will only get there earlier than that. It's
18:06
not going to deny that. be there. Is there a
18:08
weapon? Outlook else.
18:11
Switchblades to switchblades on the ground
18:13
next us. And it. It's money.
18:15
It's like the. The
18:18
Bad: Music video or other favorite music video
18:20
all over again? Yup, Yup, I'm. Be.
18:23
I read it and she bit of trivia. The. Other
18:25
day that the. You. Know
18:27
one of the the gang members in the Beat
18:29
It music video or have them I could execute
18:31
it means video were. Played. The
18:33
seem. Comparable. Role in The Weird
18:36
Al. Eat It. Version of the Bringing
18:38
Up as yeah just like Michael Jackson was really
18:40
a big fan and so he likes connected the
18:42
choreographer because it was also the choreographer all prepared
18:44
to catch up with Weird Al to be to
18:46
play the same part. In the Weird Al
18:48
I Eat It music video have. To.
18:51
Dig A. Weird. as with you're
18:54
like us is Alice. The
18:56
think we've covered this of months in A unless
18:58
we know don't remember hydrolyzed regulated I was over.
19:01
He was going to jog your memory that I
19:03
now I was hoping it was higher than ours
19:05
is A I don't like it as overlap in
19:07
that way. Out of all the signs you see
19:09
here, what's the business you miss most? Oh, that's
19:12
such a question. Ah, as a lot of a.
19:16
Ticket takes to Jeff a second despite the
19:18
fact he's been looking at the signs. yeah
19:20
no kidding with at all and what While
19:22
he looks the you have once, I don't
19:24
know if I have one that jumps out
19:26
right away. I would say based on point
19:28
I can see here my first knee jerk
19:30
reaction would probably be to say the oldness
19:32
Johnson's Bakery over there before choosing ownership and
19:34
closing. right? That's my. Knee. Jerk
19:36
reaction. I honestly I miss the most. Just.
19:40
Something I. And of
19:42
all the places have hobby a that elsa
19:44
lido the most. Bolland
19:47
sad and weaknesses in them
19:49
erm. Darvill.
19:53
I'm sad it's not around anymore. They're pretty good
19:55
food. I think they'll get older I think I'll delete
19:57
and also still around. Yeah they have a bunch of
20:00
the cases so I'm sure I think they still have
20:02
one over on the on what they remain on mainly
20:04
out Yeah, awesome. And they have the the Blacks also
20:06
right? Yeah. Yeah, dude, have
20:08
never big fan of that. The
20:10
dude who owns L Toledo owns
20:12
L Chill A and El Alma
20:14
and Molecular. A bunch of this
20:16
gases selig. he. Obama
20:19
jones only for restaurants at a restaurant
20:21
across from mom. A sandbox? Prefer it
20:23
over there. Right like right across from. Was.
20:26
A place called the Event Center. Palmer.
20:28
Never going to Pomona so yes don't here
20:30
here and array of the analysis of is
20:32
gay I hit a. Restaurant.
20:34
For a walk although gringo is regensburg a restaurant
20:37
with oh yeah yeah I was all over there
20:39
i know we talking to i was like where
20:41
is where l Chile was for a while yeah
20:43
yeah right by our were vivo used to be
20:45
your kind of across from their Australia Southern. it's
20:47
something else our but that this was great I
20:50
think or I think dartboard. The thing that makes
20:52
me saddest. It. It
20:54
just makes me think of. Like.
20:58
There are no they're going to be no bowling
21:00
alleys. Yeah, I need more. Adidas. Tear him now.
21:02
it's gonna have to be like hybrid. Things are
21:04
going to open weeks to go to. Seattle.
21:07
All the time settler it would go to Bellevue
21:09
him and like in Belgium there was that place.
21:11
I was like a bowling alley/arcade/bar lox. it's just
21:13
not a dedicated be wholly alex the place as
21:15
a couple lanes and all these other things like
21:17
you've got to really get a bunch of your
21:19
voice, get the revenue because sort of thing that
21:21
space to bowling alleys tough. Like said Denver company
21:24
that they have one of the domain. What?
21:26
The called like bowling and punch polls posts blows
21:28
right right and and assess yeah I think my
21:30
third I forgot about spite us our asses I
21:32
priced have more time, the spider house and all
21:34
these places might smart a hassle out like a
21:36
closer and I was debating whether to go this.
21:38
Johnson's a spider house and the and I ended
21:41
up saying harm is Johnson's with it when it
21:43
was as prime. It. With central out
21:45
changes since I moved here, but there was a period
21:47
of time when they closed at like three in the
21:49
morning and open up at six in the morning. and
21:51
they're only close with the hours a day and so
21:53
you could get there and have coffee. and I had
21:55
a newborn originally was young I was up early. I'll
21:58
get a spider house. At like. Then
22:00
am yeah all the time be the only people
22:02
that the of course it was there and it
22:04
was like he was great because I could be
22:06
there outside with the kid and it didn't bother
22:08
anybody and I could be on public him as
22:10
didn't have time to time there and often Battle
22:12
bird dog was a bartender the neck and remembers
22:14
bartending you said you were I always thought you
22:16
were a are ultra lights are out a good
22:18
home for your her father for have a for
22:20
we don't remember the our heroes use a drunk
22:22
here belligerent that that might be inside or can
22:24
see it from here very well. that might be
22:27
the or Club Deville side. yeah no the so
22:29
it is so they. Have a license or
22:31
of Deville. They have a bunch of signs
22:33
inside the bar also. I'm all over and
22:35
it's really that might be a different Dell
22:37
assign inside as well over there. Yes,
22:41
It is. Why think it's the same side to
22:43
side or is it different? Yeah judgment about the
22:45
affair. Aura A it's a very so this is
22:47
a big spots jail. he drove him are and
22:49
like around the back and there was a hopeless
22:51
that I just i just park back there because
22:53
really a mechanic shop to get his yeah like
22:55
when I when I when I come here going
22:58
through the front is always a hassle. it's there's
23:00
just always people and there's food trucks in the
23:02
front. There's a it's just too much a part
23:04
in the back in a cruise right and and
23:06
then pick a spot the back and I'm good
23:08
but when it's often hear that bar inside. Is
23:10
so fucking small like it looks a
23:13
little. They look sizable for here it
23:15
looks long. But there's no
23:17
space between. like the bar, the
23:20
people sitting, and then like the
23:22
wall behind it. Squeeze
23:24
in so that gets going. but
23:26
then in this back corner see
23:28
where says Tuesday Bar and everything.
23:30
They open that and they'll sell
23:32
beer. Out. Of ah, the
23:34
back areas. And. It's a great.
23:37
It's. A great summer time spot if you're not
23:39
going to spend more than a couple hours out.
23:41
here is your pocket for Ah yeah, there's no
23:44
grenade and there's a but there's a maze. There
23:46
is a maze of gone through the maze with
23:48
Chris the Merest and Jordan's we split over to
23:50
recruit The Mercy to do. We filmed it for
23:52
a. Face. Gym and we put it
23:55
up on the research night possibly? yeah fuck me
23:57
and mean pasta beaten Jordan went through the maze
23:59
is or. The one they decorate it
24:01
for like Christmas and then for like
24:03
Halloween and Christmas the most magical timer
24:05
You're absolutely with Chris the mare. Yeah
24:08
for to trust America Assistant. The.
24:12
The Ides I saw the guy are they what
24:14
a what a when it is in prison? Yeah.
24:17
I I'd so do your job and
24:19
eyesight earlier. It It's funny because. I.
24:23
Feel like I've I've been through
24:25
cycles of living in Austin, where.
24:27
Ah, I felt like when I first got
24:29
here when I first moved Austin obvious I didn't know
24:31
Anybody never ends and butter new than you know. Work
24:33
at the call center met tons of people and I
24:36
felt like there was paired with a costly without and
24:38
running into people and you all over town. and then
24:40
as the city grow grew and as I got older
24:42
and how go out less again I'm like of retracted
24:44
back into a face on my life where I feel
24:46
like I don't really ever see people that I know
24:48
when I go out on her. but. In.
24:50
The intermediate time between seen Jeff to swing
24:52
seen him next seems him again. Now I
24:54
did run into someone I'd use for the
24:56
first time in my really long hair and
24:58
death of Essence down and make earlier to
25:00
decay is so get up on be enough
25:03
again. Coffee Ah after coffee Before this once
25:05
and I render them at a coffee shop.
25:08
Really really been are can I would. I would love
25:10
to run into Gavin at some point. the I would
25:13
not be a lot of like it's the other guy
25:15
is the and that he hung out had like a
25:17
nice long conversation without going to hurt. I had to
25:19
go. Really no record of the. Different parts of earlier.
25:21
very brusca. The irony to sorry as like I'm
25:23
not a very. Social. Person. To begin
25:25
with, it's very difficult for me to to interact. I'm
25:28
I'm right there with you can imagine how cool it
25:30
would be to it. Like have gathered were the we've
25:32
spent time with them in person. I
25:34
would like actually are jealous I just for whole
25:36
like. Forty. Five seconds. Yeah, I pay for.
25:39
I'd pay beat us a science synthesis to testify
25:41
in our heroes of and I Don't hours. And
25:43
I did. He did that. He's just always. She's
25:45
my bag man, you know his work. and twenty
25:47
four some instances stuff. Needed to
25:49
do it every one of the and every work on
25:51
the news this is. I. I
25:54
sell his boss. Secondly, really long as it is on Sundays
25:56
the know you're right I'm up with. He felt that a
25:58
month for a month for motivations doubles. Grid academic
26:00
probation make sure he does is mandatory d
26:02
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26:05
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26:48
Or so since last time we did
26:50
this episode. we did the shower. Whatever
26:52
we say, We and our as ready
26:54
continuously and see what it does though
26:56
no new updates. Known. You know, So.
26:59
He hasn't just letting you know that are
27:01
we at we aren't being. Cagey
27:04
about it. We'll. Have any new
27:06
information: Moonies Just from from last week to this
27:08
week. Villain. Was a day and
27:10
have next to nothing has happened. Okay I
27:12
mean where do it? Everything we can. yep
27:15
but you know you would. You deal with
27:17
a lot of external forces and so. Companies.
27:20
The size of the companies were deal with and
27:22
to move at a glacial pace and they have
27:25
we have to move as a response yet to
27:27
them so they have no need to move quickly.
27:29
They don't. They're not. In.
27:31
A hurry and it doesn't matter to them
27:34
and that's fine with for make enough. Were
27:36
making so much lemonade right now that is
27:38
a Amla doesn't work out. We might start
27:41
a lemonade store yes might start selling that
27:43
link your preliminary tycoon law that says say
27:45
a deadly weapon attack using a good game
27:47
and I'd like to try it. I rl
27:50
descent and hoping or have a choice or
27:52
lol I'm I'm so sorry really know is
27:54
that. Guess that I love the you butterfly
27:56
will so believe Ah but we don't have
27:59
any new news. Anything but. Ah I mean
28:01
we're still doing the show but ib come hell
28:03
or high water I'm still not. You don't be
28:05
an episode next week. I'm still not fixing the
28:07
or the number of the archive know Nora So
28:09
the archive is like one off to say you
28:11
know Okay yes got guess just went like it's
28:13
this episode. know it now and he went. I'll
28:15
change it meant to full of disclaimer on it.
28:17
we I remembered for whatever it's a sign or
28:20
despots, english or robot which many of you are
28:22
but that's fine. Ah man what a shocking way
28:24
to find out your robot. That's what we should
28:26
start a support group. Yeah they're not gonna get
28:28
on our sub reddit in talk to the other
28:30
robots and you guys can ones and zeroes each
28:32
other to death. You pick it up pretty quick.
28:34
Yeah yeah it's points but the outside of that
28:36
stuff we picked. Sign. Bar because
28:38
this is a place we wanted to come to
28:41
for a long time and then we pick Seven
28:43
Eleven because they don't have coffee or for small
28:45
businesses this assess they have food. The food doesn't
28:47
open until five and then at that point it's
28:49
just like, well we're not gonna say this is
28:51
ridiculous. I'm not a dinner show Now let's talk
28:53
about the coffee a little bit and we kind
28:55
of wind around and everything. We.
28:58
Went in and in the back wall. they've got
29:00
like. A. Good. Looks like I
29:02
just use the the cold brew machine. A I'm like
29:04
two different. Coffee. Was hot. Coffee
29:06
machines were going to get by far from
29:08
there too but tutor for com she will
29:10
grind the beans and meet you. Drink be
29:12
want yeah like the one I went up
29:14
to like there's a touchscreen get like a
29:16
cappuccino of America gov connally cows do but
29:19
you different stuff gets syrup scenario think that
29:21
disable none of the spices some shit isn't
29:23
So I got the large market of kind
29:25
of thing where it's like that bar room
29:27
and to on south congress and a heated
29:29
where the dude like posts about yeah away
29:31
as a these zach same then it makes
29:33
the the coffee's Oddly enough this was better
29:35
than that cause yeah I mean but yeah
29:37
that's not saying what that is still around.
29:39
yeah think so yes this was shockingly images
29:41
by nature of work for yeah this is
29:43
maybe the it looks like an Americano but
29:45
this might be the most watery Vegas to
29:47
read honours overhead. yeah I'm still gave me
29:49
the option. On. The touchscreen when I
29:51
made it to add an extra shot and I said
29:53
no because I've done it was already going to be
29:55
fine. I wish I'd done that. Yeah, maybe would have
29:57
been a normal Americano at that point of. Gs.
30:01
Cold. Brew Machine.
30:04
Looked. Like. You're.
30:06
Pouring a beer? Yeah.
30:09
It. Has like a big instead of putting their
30:11
and like pressing about half like all these other
30:13
things. Has a big fucking tap. Jazz I wouldn't
30:15
trust Evil Seven Eleven to pull that with like
30:17
the right so it's easy to snap. It will
30:19
just didn't do it right either. Did you see
30:21
I tried Messy Be he was trying to hide
30:23
it to deceive a huge mess he made on
30:25
the counter behind us. Added never to the tower
30:27
turned around to killer Live from I Drink Bishops
30:29
and Delacorte. We have a don't have to settle
30:31
down and a little under what was going up
30:33
a dummy So over here I was reminded of
30:35
i Go The instructions said add year at a
30:37
bunch of ice to your top. And
30:39
then pour your on. Just
30:42
it a other way backwards. For. The did
30:44
our no more years. Now. With and
30:47
clearly necessary because you got looking at us is
30:49
almost like imagine what I cleaned up the mess.
30:51
There's no it's as if there's not cameras and
30:53
that seven eleven of us there's no record of
30:56
them as he did dream of up. I did
30:58
a great job at a lot of time you
31:00
get up but they had. Did they just have
31:02
like two different asteroids? the same coffee? or was
31:04
it different coffee d No one was cold brew
31:07
in one was Nato called. ah and so I
31:09
just went with the plane ass cold brew. To
31:11
be consistent. And that was
31:14
a what? I. Gotta yeah I got
31:16
a small cherry slushy yeah to that's
31:18
and. For. And I got that
31:20
smarter a slushy because I had a film because
31:22
he was going to be about of for attitudes
31:24
and it it's yeah to for I did my
31:26
i read for his exact and pro on hold
31:28
and under the memory of the cherry slushy while
31:30
i drink the it's very cold for the ice
31:32
for adults and yeah with of what what did
31:34
you get I just got a large black caught
31:36
like soda machines that just as talking about there
31:38
were two of them and one of them was
31:40
for like Americano, Cappuccino, Maki Auto and all that
31:42
stuff and then there was a machine that I
31:44
was pressing and guess what are the year in
31:46
a sub menu and I went I don't think
31:48
I am. and it wasn't you tap
31:50
on it niggers what cup size i'm
31:53
a large and they said what kind
31:55
of beans do you want seven eleven
31:57
beans medium beams or dark beans and
31:59
media Beans and he said great no
32:02
room for cream. Yeah great, and then
32:04
it just started fucking pouring coffee But
32:07
there are four other things just to the
32:09
right of us where that I could have
32:11
just poured my own coffee Right there were
32:13
like the exact same thing right Why
32:16
would look it's like the legacy thing I guess if
32:19
that's like for people who don't want to interact with
32:21
a touchscreen I guess so yeah, and don't get me
32:23
wrong if I was like on a road trip
32:25
driving, and it was like Two
32:27
in the morning, and I wanted to some cover This is
32:29
exactly what I would be looking for yeah If I was
32:32
like in the middle of nowhere like when those 300 miles
32:34
to drive in front of me like this is fine But
32:36
this is yeah, this is what this is road trip coffee
32:38
in my mind. I think those
32:41
Craft things like really empty fast too like and then
32:43
people have to go and brew and they fill this
32:45
thing up and now this There's here's a machine where
32:47
they don't have to do that or whatever yeah, but
32:49
then also you got little donuts Yeah,
32:52
I've never said no to a powdered donut
32:54
in my life Yeah, and if I walk
32:57
into a place I'm not saying it's like
32:59
my biggest weakness or anything because I don't
33:01
think about them but if I walk into
33:03
a place that has them it's like I'm
33:05
drawn to them magnetically and I
33:09
Walked in and I could feel the pull and I thought
33:11
I'll just get you and there they were and and
33:13
they were phenomenal don't else I know you like
33:15
you housed them too man We yeah down here
33:18
at the bar, and you just went like you'd
33:20
even offer one. I know they were his I
33:23
think two years ago. I did a like a Convention
33:26
in Atlanta with Jeremy from a team hunter,
33:28
huh? After he'd quit we
33:30
we met up, but we did the convention together signed our graphs
33:32
and shit and there was a green room there And
33:35
in the green room they put out all the snacks every
33:37
day And they would put out like 10 things of those
33:39
don't else and I would just grab them all and just
33:41
sit at the table And eat them in front of the
33:43
other people in the green room as if like I thought
33:45
in the area Dare you to try to take these from
33:47
me. I couldn't stop myself It's all
33:49
I ate while I was in Atlanta. I never left
33:51
the hotel I just had room service and those donuts
33:54
for four days found I
33:57
can't say no to them Did you shit
33:59
weird? Oh, dude, that's just shitting
34:01
weird, it's like... That's the name
34:03
of my autobiography. Okay, did it make you shit
34:05
normal? No. Too weird to make
34:07
it normal. If
34:09
I'm shitting weird normal, and I eat nothing but
34:12
white powder donut, it makes normal shit? It's like,
34:14
I could live the rest of my life and
34:16
never think about them or miss them. Uh-huh. But
34:19
as long as I don't go in a... 7-Eleven.
34:22
Mm-hmm. Or a convenience store, or the bread aisle at
34:24
a grocery store. Interesting. Where they might be. I
34:26
got two of the taquitos. How are
34:28
they? Which ones did you get? Oh,
34:30
the... the jalapeno cream cheese. Mmm, yeah.
34:32
All day. My mouth is watering
34:34
thinking about them. I just ate two. I
34:37
fucking love those things. In
34:39
college, I lived by
34:41
a 7-Eleven and a Del Taco. That was it.
34:43
It was just me and my roommate going
34:46
over to the Del Taco, and then going over to the 7-Eleven.
34:49
And it would be like a half
34:51
pound bean and cheese burrito, and then go
34:53
to the 7-Eleven, see what taquitos were ready,
34:55
and get three taquitos for two bucks or
34:57
whatever. Oh. Oh. They're
34:59
so... I... There's a trash I'll never
35:01
escape from. I love it. I
35:04
love it. They're perfect. I don't remember what
35:06
project it was, but there was a period
35:08
where we had to work... It
35:11
was probably for a commercial for Halo or something,
35:13
but we had to like work at one of
35:15
the Bungie Studios once for a protracted period of
35:17
time. And I was staying at a... at
35:20
a hotel near there, near where the studio was
35:22
at the time. There was
35:24
a... we were working so late that sometimes
35:27
like the only thing that was open when I was done
35:29
working was like there was this gas station by the hotel.
35:31
And I lived off of the bomb burrito
35:34
for like two or three weeks of
35:36
my life. It's just like that frozen burrito that you put
35:38
in the microwave in the gas station for like four minutes,
35:40
and then it comes out like parts
35:43
of it scorchingly hot and parts of it ice
35:45
cold. I feel like... What is it? Burger
35:47
place we used to always eat? Burger Master? Yeah.
35:50
What was that place? Burger Master? It's not in Kirkland,
35:52
just east of Seattle? No! Yeah, we
35:54
eat all the time, yeah. It Sounds like
35:57
you made that up for a
35:59
shitty video. The okay maybe sounds like something
36:01
from the last of us. The Civil War in
36:03
get into a fight inside of it irritates him
36:06
and I'm looking at the place it would you
36:08
would get that idea. it looks a computer game
36:10
level. it's built like a sonic organic car haha
36:12
and you like pull your car up new order
36:14
in they bring you the food you can either
36:17
your car to you with the to go on
36:19
a places religous Burgomaster fucking good. Do you remember
36:21
the time we were eating in Kirkland? I think
36:23
I was in Kirkland and it was patting me
36:26
you bernie in that it was that it was
36:28
actually the weekend of the crazy weather with our
36:30
without the hotel and that lost his glasses of
36:32
the with. Ah that
36:35
same night we were eating at a restaurant
36:37
I was can see remember the rest of
36:39
the sit down restaurant. almost like a if
36:41
I said it's like a sizzler somebody with
36:43
a writer less and that sucking giant free
36:45
cell data parking lot and sell over like
36:47
ten cars. And it was his dad. And
36:50
my cousin in return. The tag. That's
36:52
right, Side. You cannot kill him after
36:54
the their to hurt winter bellevue i think that
36:56
are not as a month or diana while they're
36:58
going to crash and look at the window and
37:00
one of those big ass lake. For.
37:02
Trees just was fucking right over half
37:05
a carson apart. I think the head
37:07
with Right By that can be decided
37:09
to be the bomb for from that's
37:11
crazy. ah I'm going to call my
37:13
wife out in this right now of.
37:16
All. She's been what she goes in like food kicks.
37:18
Or she's like I like this thing underneath that thing.
37:20
Whatever. Puck. In a microwave
37:23
varied as right now said it's a system
37:25
like three different ones and she went this
37:27
what so go with anyone remember can eat
37:29
out to nice can see tell me. I'm
37:32
not legalize. I'm a big micro burrito she is.
37:35
She just did a test and she's so fuckin
37:37
see was like telling me though results which ones
37:39
that she was getting and it came home with
37:41
like ten of i'm and she's like store only
37:43
like eighty cents each and I went. Yeah.
37:46
That's they're not for you. That's not
37:48
what this is. He could get these
37:50
frozen bags at Cb Challenges at eighty
37:52
be that I've been fucking run through.
37:54
Lily. A. Killer Mike were broken. I don't. Need
37:57
it anymore. They're great given
37:59
here. Prior you throw one of those in there.
38:01
I shudder for I have yet to arrive. Once
38:04
Yeah are. Going to your for o two baskets.
38:06
I. Gotta, we've got so much. You guys are
38:09
kind of tidy. Itinerary kinds of empires and.
38:11
Be. Good one another Natal vitamins really stupid my
38:13
own the my out our i that around
38:15
me that all that they're gay or death
38:17
of. His you anything that you
38:20
put in the or fryer that way Cigarettes
38:22
eight so much better mail You've never had
38:24
reheated Pizza Hut beaten mean when you mortgage
38:26
I'm not in reheated pizza near part of
38:28
the games and seen as cease and been
38:30
green chili married he knows that's what he
38:32
said and heard on the or even seen
38:34
by don't a yet while you know been
38:36
green chili yeah okay and so on are
38:38
a baby been out of the microwave burrito
38:41
game for going to get back into his
38:43
mother raised Roman Have any yeah that's the
38:45
one that I've seen their ever like when
38:47
I had their to be telling. Us. As
38:49
you know when I had to eat those I
38:51
get a food for less than knock off grocery
38:53
store where you would buy like a cheese cheese
38:56
adjacent cheese like it's not just like C H
38:58
E's energy. A I've been shredded New Delhi melts
39:00
and as of us I can do on and
39:02
then you get these very to his and you
39:05
just. we had a deep fryer in my column
39:07
like the house I had wise it was. I.
39:09
We're house ah, and we were just diepreye the
39:12
shit and was great, my roommate we get sona
39:14
play called it is obvious, is the best. Other
39:17
than the bomb, what does it like he
39:19
was talking about the white donuts and I'm
39:21
eating these. had several of it's just you
39:23
have things you can't refuse. You have a
39:25
thing like that, I'm sure I do. I
39:27
think lots of times. When. I
39:29
was. So it's it's it's not as.
39:32
Grab. and goers easy but ever since i
39:34
was a little kid if i see a chicken
39:36
fried steak and a menu i have to order
39:38
it interesting yeah and i do not have that
39:40
i forgive i feel like a conference ah sorry
39:42
my mom a few weeks go down at the
39:45
counselors and we went to like the small local
39:47
restaurants and i saw one on the menu and
39:49
like more got order an hour to a different
39:51
order mom was like you're not as though it
39:53
displays known for never happened heard of that and
39:55
go for yet but it's on the menu i
39:57
got tired or to the second group suited for
39:59
that She tried to buy she's like oh,
40:01
that's really good. It's one of the best things I've had you
40:03
never know unless you try it It's good on the menu try
40:05
it. That's why I was always so disappointed
40:07
threadgills. It was always so
40:10
bland Gravy never
40:12
got threadgills. I'm so sorry.
40:15
I'm sorry I
40:18
know it's like in a front told Austin and
40:20
Jack patillas rolling over in his grave right now
40:23
But I'll say get out of your grave. You're not dead
40:27
Stupid uh anyway, but
40:29
that place was so mediocre. Yeah, and there's the
40:31
place over on Mainers way better place
40:34
on me That's like threadgills Hovers
40:36
yeah same kind of
40:38
food say shit Do
40:40
I make you want to die after you eat it? Yeah,
40:43
for sure chicken for it. What was the last great chicken fried steak
40:46
that you had there was that one well when I was yeah Oh
40:48
my mom at that small so that you can't say no in a
40:50
menu I can't say no if I see it I gotta get unless
40:52
I've had it if I've had it and I know it's no good
40:55
If I hear somebody say hot dog I
40:58
gotta eat a hot dog Oh like if I see it on
41:00
a menu like at a restaurant I don't necessarily have to eat
41:02
it happened the other fucking day. We went
41:04
to the Spurs game We went to a basketball game
41:06
and Jeff went hot dog hot dog hot dog two minutes
41:08
in I yeah You get it straight to the house like
41:10
he was like screaming hot dog. I'm kind of here with
41:12
pretzels, too So
41:16
Coco's Bavarian is gone the
41:18
one that was by central MachineWorks But
41:20
they have a location for some reason
41:22
inside the Moody Center, okay their
41:25
pretzel oh It
41:27
is it's so fucking good. It's so Fucking
41:30
good dude, man. That's an Austin thing with
41:33
Eric, and I did recently we went to
41:35
the Moody Center last Friday Yeah, we saw
41:37
the Spurs play the Denver Nuggets. Where's the
41:39
Denver Nuggets play? Yeah, but we got to
41:41
see windy We got see dude What
41:45
Jeremy? We gotta
41:47
watch that call I got I
41:49
got the coolest this is how fucking look at this
41:51
photo. I got a Joker on the bench I
41:54
caught him looking at me Straight
42:00
It was so neat. I just I just want to
42:02
point out My
42:05
seats essentially, okay, and
42:07
then I'm sure I have I don't
42:09
think Jeff got that photo from up there No, I know
42:12
I just if I zoomed in all the way
42:14
on my iPhone then I got a great picture
42:16
of a I was on Jeff and I was
42:18
I was very fortunate to get so actually courtside
42:20
y'all didn't go together You just both happen to
42:22
be no so so last the
42:24
first time they came and played we did
42:26
go together Because tickets weren't the craziest they
42:28
weren't insane and so I bought an extra
42:31
but then they drafted women Yama And now
42:33
everyone's going And
42:35
it's during South by Southwest and so they charged
42:38
so much so much for
42:40
these tickets So Tony from our merch
42:42
team our design department was like they
42:44
have two extra tickets. So me and
42:46
Nick Who edits this? Unless
42:50
Kelly edits this Kelly might edit
42:52
this Kelly. Sorry, you didn't get to go to this first
42:54
game But Nick came to this first game with me and
42:56
Tony as a fucking blast We had
42:58
tall beers in this popcorn that came in like a
43:00
paper cup like it was 1976. It was fucking great
43:04
I loved it The
43:06
Moody Center says Moody Center on the roof. I've heard That
43:10
photo you showed me of your view of that game Yeah,
43:12
make reminds me of when I saw this first play in
43:15
the Alamo Dome against the Sun's. Yeah About
43:18
what it is. Yeah the price The
43:20
ticket difference probably a little different. We played a little
43:22
more just a little If you
43:24
can sit courtside, I recommend though Really
43:28
great man right on you and Jack Nicholson fucking
43:30
shooting the I got lucky I bought my shit
43:32
on Ticketmaster I I looked at tickets when they
43:34
announced the games and they were so much money
43:36
I said I'm not going and then just on
43:38
a whim Emily said once you see the tickets
43:40
went down and they did yeah They were so
43:42
never happened. They were really overestimating Not
43:47
just the demand but the demand for
43:50
Those tickets at that price at that time, right?
43:53
It was definitely a thing of like ha and we're
43:55
coming we're gonna be there all weekend and it's during
43:57
South by and so It was like yeah. Yeah, you're
43:59
gonna be They're all weekend and you're here in
44:01
front and it was uh, I think it
44:03
fucked them a little bit But also Jeff
44:06
also recommends flying first-class if you get
44:08
it you do it You
44:10
know look I bought this playing a home
44:12
I mean if you can those tickets were like a
44:15
thousand dollars when I looked initially when I went back
44:17
in bottom They were like I think I paid like
44:21
385 bucks a ticket they weren't that expensive
44:23
with fees they got And
44:25
that's that's where it is the fucking out of control
44:27
fees It's really like three something each I think which
44:29
is a lot of money for tickets don't get
44:31
me wrong but if it wasn't a thousand dollars
44:33
if your favorite thing on earth is basketball and
44:37
the greatest player in the NBA is playing
44:39
the Is
44:41
playing the soon to be greatest player in
44:43
the NBA in your town that doesn't have
44:45
basketball. It's a big deal Yeah, you know
44:47
and so I spent a little I
44:49
spent 300 bucks a ticket or a little watching
44:52
these guys play It's
44:55
really cool watching the Denver Nuggets play because they're
44:57
like World machine I mean
44:59
they are like what about there was at
45:01
one point there was one play that was
45:03
six passes and one dribble for the craziest
45:05
dunk and it was just like That
45:08
was incredible like that's watching like
45:10
basketball And then when the Spurs
45:12
had the ball it was just everyone going please pass
45:14
it to one big young Yeah, please fucking pass it
45:17
to him and they would not do it But then
45:19
when he finally got the ball you're just like this
45:21
is I'm seeing something that is near inhuman He was
45:24
getting rebounds without leaving his
45:27
like he wouldn't have to jump He
45:29
just reached yeah, and the ball would
45:31
travel into his hand. It was shocking
45:34
if you go for a dunk and like
45:37
Little hop just a little and then it
45:39
was I mean I've never seen anything in
45:41
all my years watching sports I've never seen
45:43
anything like it. He's so fucking tall. Yeah
45:45
person to so lanky. It is crazy He's
45:48
just like a limb. Yeah,
45:51
he's just like a slender man or something
45:53
Like if a tree was a man like
45:55
he's just a big tree maze like an
45:57
inch style human And he's really it was
45:59
fucking cool like How tall he is
46:01
there in that shot next to Jamal Murray
46:03
probably likes six six next
46:05
to any player yeah exactly yeah, it's really
46:09
It's crazy even from like the nosebleeds where
46:11
we were to see the difference in
46:13
the height He barely had to reach up to high five you He
46:16
pointed and then we just touched Point
46:19
hit you in the eye The
46:23
halftime show is a dog catching a frisbee Nice
46:26
with a tall dog no regular dog regular
46:28
dogs. Yeah, and then they jumped rope That
46:31
was it. Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty exciting so
46:33
that's the Austin thing that we did. Yeah, it was fun
46:36
Yeah, it was really really neat the Austin thing you did
46:38
was watch Denver play San Antonio. Yeah, absolutely In
46:40
Austin during South by yeah, no
46:43
big celebrities. No no Chris
46:46
Bosh was there yeah, oh, oh I saw
46:48
mr. Ballin Murbalan
46:50
mr. But I don't know how you say
46:52
his fucking name. He's always he's always on
46:54
those Amazon Billboard oh Like
47:01
if you took Drew sapling and stretched him out
47:03
a little bit he looks like this yeah a
47:05
stretch drew sapling It's a great way to put
47:07
him yeah, yeah I felt like
47:09
this year's South my selfless didn't impact
47:11
me as much as I fear is it still going
47:14
on or? I
47:16
missed all of it, and that's just like yeah, I
47:18
think I got into traffic once on 35 I'm like
47:20
what's going on? Oh South that South by this weekend.
47:22
Maybe that's doing it, but yep They're like
47:24
I don't know what it was I felt like it
47:26
didn't it didn't impact me really as much as you
47:29
just a way I'm down maybe yeah, but I feel
47:31
like it spreads out so much lots of times and
47:33
impacts other places I guess that's true. No restaurant. I
47:35
went to was like super crowded more
47:37
than normal or anything I
47:41
couldn't get into Mozart's that time my cousin and I
47:43
tried oh, that's right. That was the only time I
47:45
don't we went later and had that really good taco.
47:47
We made really made up for it. We posted the
47:50
pictures, and it is people Going
47:52
what the fuck is that? Sticky
48:00
tea like your fingers? It was so gross.
48:03
Disgusting. Oh, man. Trash.
48:05
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48:07
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48:09
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48:12
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48:14
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48:16
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48:18
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48:20
on the subreddit. How
48:23
did you guys decide who would be what color
48:25
in red versus blue? Is Griff, Orange, and Simmons
48:27
maroon for any specific reason? You got the color
48:29
right. What do you mean? A lot of times
48:32
people think Griff is yellow. It's
48:34
an old, old, old, old dumb joke. People
48:38
would always get it wrong. I know. I
48:41
know. Lightish red. I think in Halo,
48:43
there was only so many colors to choose from. Right. And
48:46
if I remember, I think Bernie just picked
48:48
them. An assignment card? I definitely didn't pick.
48:50
Yeah. We had a, if
48:53
anything, I suspect. I've
48:55
only, I should ask Bernie about this. I've always suspected this. There
48:58
was a kid I used to manage
49:00
at the call center. I really liked
49:03
the kid, smart kid, but he was
49:05
obsessed with the color orange. Like, obsessed
49:07
with the color orange. He wore orange
49:09
pants, orange shirt, orange socks. He would
49:11
bring in his personal computer. He
49:13
had an orange computer, a custom
49:15
built, and he just was obsessed with the
49:18
color orange. And I managed him, and it
49:20
used to annoy me. And I always suspected
49:22
Bernie made Griff orange to annoy me because
49:24
of that. Plus, also, if you think about
49:26
it, there weren't that many colors.
49:28
So we're talking red team, right? So I was like,
49:30
Sarge was the leader. He had to be red. Donut
49:33
has the whole joke about the lightish red armor, so
49:35
he had to be pink. The whole point of Donut was
49:37
to create a pink character for that job. So then it
49:40
was like, you look at what's in the red spectrum. So
49:44
I think it was like process of elimination. Yeah, we didn't
49:46
have a lot of options. It was probably 50-50. I could
49:48
have been orange and you could have been maroon. Yeah, but
49:50
the important thing was that we had a red team and
49:52
a blue team, and it mattered what team the
49:56
people were on, let's show their color. And I'm
49:59
sure like the center. Was maroon cuz it's
50:01
close to regs the whole like kiss ass like
50:03
that like I'm sure it was it was
50:05
present But anyway or retconned yeah, we did it just
50:07
works. Yeah There
50:09
you go there you go, or if we did I
50:11
have zero memory of it So I really don't think
50:13
I had anything to do that It'd be very long
50:15
answer to that question right but isn't that it that's
50:17
so interesting that like it became like these characters are
50:19
Synonymous with like these colors like these looks or whatever
50:21
and it was just a thing where it's like I
50:23
don't know. I think Bernie picked it to annoy me
50:26
became That's the thing
50:29
that you're stuck with now yeah, yeah long
50:31
And it's all kinds of weird little things
50:33
like that like griff's character Dexter griff my
50:35
original name was decks because
50:38
Bernie liked to write a character named decks and
50:40
all the shows and then Then
50:44
the no no my character was just gonna be
50:46
griff And then he was gonna create the text
50:48
character was gonna be named decks And
50:50
then our friend Andrew was like what she's called text
50:53
cuz we're in Texas, and he was like oh That's
50:55
a cool idea and so Tex became Tex and then
50:57
I became Dexter I think as an Omar's to Dex
50:59
the character that he would always write into his how
51:01
weird yeah like there was The
51:04
main character in the schedule the movie they made I think
51:06
his name was Dex. Yeah, yeah, or the secondary character, huh?
51:09
Yeah, and so and
51:11
then like the whole state thing happened Yeah,
51:14
because I guess in some form of that gave
51:16
Bernie the idea from that point on But yeah,
51:18
so Tex was originally Dex, and I was originally
51:20
just something else how weird yeah Weird
51:23
how that stuff just kind of comes together. I
51:25
guess I mean yeah Yeah interesting
51:28
for somebody probably out for people listening to this I
51:30
assume This is a question from
51:32
Oh Greaten greeting we've had their
51:34
name before and they said this is how you
51:36
pronounce my name. I don't remember. I'm very sorry
51:39
It's great on you have any great
51:41
tough on thank you Hey,
51:43
so what is the difference between getting laid off
51:45
when you are young versus when you are middle
51:48
aged? I Don't
51:51
know I never got laid off You
51:56
did no, you never got laid off from
51:58
with that job. Yeah You're
52:01
trying to get laid off and they wouldn't fire me. They
52:03
fired everyone else in the company except for me. Oh Yeah,
52:06
that's right. I heard I remember hearing about yeah.
52:08
Yeah. Yeah, this is a first time been laid
52:10
off I mean the severance is probably better. Yeah,
52:12
I think You
52:15
know as you get older you may be more established
52:17
in life, so You
52:19
roll with it. Maybe a little more. Yeah, it's
52:22
still the feeling of I had a
52:24
solid paycheck for 21 years That's
52:27
about to go away, and I have zero
52:29
paycheck. How do I turn
52:31
zero into paycheck? I went from we're also going
52:33
through that Right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I
52:35
went from getting money to not well Not I'm going to
52:38
be good not getting money. Yeah, but gotta figure out how
52:40
to how to deal with that Anyway,
52:43
we're saying of a paycheck. Yeah Please
52:45
if you want to pay for Emma 7-eleven
52:51
talk to us we can we can I'll
52:54
say whatever you want. I'll say whatever you want
52:56
for money. Oh, thanks heaven for 7-eleven Is
52:58
that still there? That's still on there. Oh, no,
53:00
it's og to go. All right, great. This is
53:02
sponsored by the Moody Center is I For
53:06
all your sporting event needs you you keep hearing that
53:08
it's the speaker that isn't quite clicking Is that what
53:10
yeah? Yeah, they're trying to play music is just not
53:12
that me was one of these signs No, no, no
53:14
the dart bowl is like the only one I guess
53:16
Dallas one's on um But
53:19
we did it we did the we did the sign
53:21
bar episode. I've been waiting to come good I like
53:23
how much I knew I knew this would be a
53:25
spot that would be the right kind of novelty for
53:27
the show The problem is there's no coffee here and
53:29
there's no food here until later and it doesn't open
53:31
until 4. Yeah So we would yeah We would have
53:33
done it this morning But we had to squeeze a
53:35
flight in that way we had something to talk about
53:37
we talk about that and so we push that To
53:39
this evening. I had to probably flew over the sign
53:42
bar at some probably did So
53:44
interesting well, it's crazy you think I put
53:46
it out to Jeff up there How
53:49
hard it is to see other planes sometimes like we were out
53:51
over Lake Travis like yeah There's a plane right in front of
53:53
us flying straight at us about four miles in front of us.
53:55
Oh my god You see it. No Never
53:58
saw it. I never did either. They turned Yeah,
54:00
that's crazy. That's really fucking crazy It
54:03
was like yeah There's one right on top of us a thousand feet
54:05
over us and we looked at how
54:07
far something four miles away was and it's
54:09
super Visible. Yeah. Yeah, well Well,
54:12
if you want to follow us you can our slash
54:15
animal podcast at animal podcast Twitter and Instagram when we
54:17
have news We'll give it to you. You don't have
54:19
to parse any of the things that we're saying. We
54:21
keep seeing that on there's no hidden No, yeah I
54:24
keep seeing that on face jam stuff where somebody was
54:26
like It's hard to kind of like parse what they're
54:28
getting out when they're making these jokes and then it's
54:30
just like oh you don't Have to I think we're
54:32
just joking. I think you're okay. I think when we
54:35
have information I can't wait I can't wait to give
54:37
you the information because that means I have it and
54:39
I can't wait to get Yeah, whatever. I updated
54:42
my LinkedIn to say open to work. Yeah, someone commented like oh
54:44
at least Gus has a sense of humor about it like what
54:48
I'm getting late. Oh, I need to go. Oh, hey man. Check this
54:50
out. Walk a walk Who
54:52
doesn't have a sense of humor my mortgage
54:54
company? Yeah,
54:59
my financial advisor did not find the
55:01
best money. Yeah. Yeah, he is really
55:05
Think of America no, yeah, we're at all.
55:07
Come on Well,
55:10
that'll do it for this episode if you want to send us
55:12
a question you can do it at those places Follow
55:14
us we'll give the information we have more information
55:16
soon, but we're still enjoying ourselves So I guess we'll keep
55:19
this one going I think we have two more and then
55:21
we'll be on our offseason and then who
55:23
knows where Couple
55:26
coffee and if you are out there you
55:28
like this podcast and you are a billionaire
55:31
Yeah, let us know. Honestly, you're
55:33
a millionaire. I'll lower it. Okay.
55:35
Yeah. Yeah, if you're a millionaire, let us
55:38
know Yeah, we'd love to we'd love
55:40
to do this podcast specifically for you. Yeah, absolutely
55:43
percent We'll
55:48
fly if you have that much money we'll fly there to
55:50
you all the time and just go Yeah,
55:52
so I've I hate I hate Austin Java,
55:54
but I don't know why I
56:00
tell you what if you're a billionaire or a Multi-millionaire
56:03
who funds this podcast will make up a story about
56:05
why we don't like Austin Java and we will stick
56:07
to that Oh, absolutely. Yeah, whatever you want. We'll put
56:10
you in it. Yeah. Yeah You're
56:12
the hero or the villain. Yeah, whatever
56:14
whatever you want for money. We'll do
56:16
whatever you want. It's fine So we
56:18
got this far But
56:20
thanks for listening. You get that me a no idea
56:23
how high we can joke Yeah Legal
56:27
and on that. Well, let's look at one
56:29
bye guys
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