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In the Carcass of Our Memories

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Ah no I a little bit of a

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the last time we were at Mozart's We

0:51

talk about the future. Me and my talk

0:53

about a leak fail and still mad about

0:55

them. Breakfast Taco I mean I understand how

0:57

we talked about of the in shopping center.

0:59

We talked about Jeff Special parking lot. He

1:01

didn't he was a lot and then the

1:04

best Halo Two Mission A Me and that

1:06

was all. Last time though. this is this

1:08

time Grandma He wants to say something Michael

1:10

Special Hiking or you do you raise your

1:12

hand. Nauseum points on. Oh has thinking

1:14

about my special parking lot? Ah yeah, I

1:16

think it was the one that was right

1:18

across streak. Is it made you want him

1:21

and Austin or something? Chef argument guess really

1:23

for music is a racist four o'clock. Going

1:31

to point out hello again guess out a her

1:33

Dallas nightclub little that the place where my first

1:35

wife was go on the night that she threw

1:37

up on. yeah that was she was a common

1:39

interest. Where the going to Dallas after that I

1:42

think Socket? Yeah yeah. so common interests is still

1:44

there on Burnett. that Als was also one Burnett

1:46

been lost interest. Rather slow for the south. Yeah

1:48

it's like we're tumble. Twenty two is now. Guess

1:50

what? Kind of right next to that. I think

1:53

the building it was in is probably dogs. I

1:55

think they're building him condos or an apple. We're

1:57

both were Dallas was. Who were saying

1:59

car? Which is like a collection of. A.

2:01

Bunch of all signs from businesses oliver

2:04

off, some of which are close, some

2:06

of which are still Ross Douthat Club

2:08

obviously gone. I never did else I could

2:10

never go there and they're then we used our friend that

2:12

was a bartender the the weeks. Ago historic with.

2:15

When. He was overcome with us at telenor it and remember

2:17

that he was an old says Adnan. Oh

2:20

yeah I did is at the same

2:22

guy who slither George Lucas yeah and

2:24

he also bartender that Houston's which became

2:26

Bartlett's a half. He bartenders at Dallas

2:28

and Houston i think so. Met.

2:30

The city? Houston. No, I understand there. It's

2:33

just that's weird, right? A hundred. The guy

2:35

that had El Paso. The guy who should

2:37

be Google for the first time. White

2:41

little inhibit that think it was I didn't

2:43

do you remember that Jackson was like I

2:45

was of liquor be yahoo person before that.

2:48

And or he was like a luxury. This

2:50

looks like it's just search, it's nothing else.

2:52

so fast. So greats. I assume you're going

2:54

to Google for the for Sunday. Was at

2:56

the call centers and back guy showed me

2:58

Google for the first time. I would fucking

3:00

weird thing to remember. As

3:04

a had argued. Ryota

3:08

it's it's weird looking around so that we

3:10

twitter for only three. Looking around at Lv

3:13

for these old signs it's I have. I've

3:15

of lot of memories of what is place

3:17

and somebody please don't. Like I don't I

3:19

never went there are I don't number that

3:22

at all. It's crazy because the this would

3:24

be the perfect place to into the sheer

3:26

force of them. are you a couple more

3:28

episodes on of a loafer perfectly that a

3:30

last episode of this show or the probably

3:33

that they first episode of a difference yes

3:35

ah to bring him and resign I said

3:37

this is being of this place almost makes

3:39

me wanna leave Austin because I'm just like.

3:42

Never have I had the totality of

3:44

my time in a place summed up

3:47

for me in one location and it's

3:49

all as almost all our as kits

3:51

and decoration as kissing decoration but like

3:54

last three Murray as I never ate

3:56

there but I know where lice another

3:58

sign Zack we ate there a bunch

4:00

disbarred Bar and Grill have been there

4:03

Dan Mccluskey with you Awesome java we

4:05

hated said earlier I hated veto veto

4:07

I went to a Willies I never

4:09

went to Zocalo cast states else Alito

4:12

Illness, Toy Depot, Baby Greens Genie Car

4:14

wash I reckon is spoken Spider House

4:16

is right there. Italic eight the once.

4:19

It was very expensive. Mcdonalds.

4:21

Is Millie did T Acres Sauce was this

4:24

little place out if you were not north

4:26

on lay three it was out west. somewhere

4:28

before you would get to Cedar Park was

4:30

placed on City Acres and it was this.

4:32

It was built in the fifties, you probably

4:35

never heard them it when I remembered never

4:37

heard of it and it was. I was

4:39

not the cities and it was just the

4:41

smallest little like toddler amusement park. It was

4:43

tiny and they would have liked to have

4:46

like up. Ah a ferris wheel

4:48

that with like five feet high and just like

4:50

just really tiny little things. and Millie with a

4:52

birthday party there when she was for and wrote

4:54

her first horse their son and that horse's name

4:56

was Copper I remember cause I took a video

4:59

of him as on the video the other day

5:01

of my ride the horse the first time. And

5:03

and as like in the horse's name is Copper, that's

5:05

so cute. Yeah, I hadn't thought about the polluted He

5:08

Acres in a million years. Be gone for a while

5:10

now and of her to do right. Barbecue. It's

5:12

Texas Fit Barbecue dinner at done right North

5:14

by Northwest Sauce and I was up by

5:16

kind of a my Parker wipe out of

5:19

by that mighty fine we had at the

5:21

other day of a couple episodes ago. Cressy

5:23

Pharmacy is where we we did the episode

5:25

at the Valley Crown Coffee Shop. All right.

5:27

Yep, no wasn't that's where is to be

5:29

there. Oh really? yeah? Ah. Fuck.

5:32

Dude, there's. Gordo.

5:34

Gibson what the gives us. A

5:37

bar across from World Are No more Are us

5:39

from where Alice by I wouldn't know I assume.

5:41

so I think that building stance Abels on a

5:43

lake and every their Buffalo Bills fucking hurry up

5:45

we wanted. in the past a spartan pizza sign

5:48

in that was an old like. Food.

5:50

Truck pizza place that was down by or a

5:52

studio ruff other Nato downtown. Who's

5:54

good pizza As we walk by Expos a

5:56

gentleman's club side I think of how Red

5:58

Rose now member either. The fucking.

6:00

Dinner on purpose or and then they have the

6:03

little nooks that we walked by are the things

6:05

that I find really interesting here aren't like seeing

6:07

all the old sides, it's very cool it's it's

6:09

cool in a of what you're talking about the

6:11

totality like your time here whatever but they have

6:13

like these like little nooks were when this more

6:16

really gets hop and those are like very sought

6:18

after. Yeah yeah I'd I didn't I didn't want

6:20

to record in it for this just three with

6:22

acrylic we would be monopolizing but is what their

6:24

decorative different place like this one is Silver Gold

6:26

Poodle dog loans were still ruff com Era's to

6:29

now ah but it was so cute. Silicon their

6:31

that vs vela good. Can go go back to

6:33

the pool does it is. For

6:35

speeding. oh of like things that have changed

6:37

and. You. Know your. Though

6:41

the your your memories of Austin you have

6:43

hung up on the wall or decoration or

6:45

kids. I'm. Jeff and

6:47

I took Jeff line morning. Finally we

6:49

did we are interest fight Ah we

6:51

we flew under way back into the

6:53

airports. We flew right over the Irwin

6:56

Center. Ah or I should say

6:58

right over the remainder of the Irwin Center. Oh

7:00

yeah so I from just thought he could look

7:02

straight down and see like to the inside where

7:04

they were just totally ripping it up and there

7:06

was nothing left in there anymore. Yep you're not

7:08

familiar with the Urban center a lot and why

7:10

you would be the not Austin it was were

7:12

like beauty basketball team played and it's were like

7:14

I took my kid to see panic at the

7:16

disco. there was just like this really ugly round

7:19

of that spade look like a flop I think

7:21

we'd I think we mention that before here as

7:23

well as I get. That. Crazy! that's

7:25

crazy from like our roof is out on assist

7:27

the ice. Yeah so anyway you really lost over

7:29

that first part where you guys on thing. As

7:33

hospitality I was like good haven't if

7:35

good. the also the the the Moody

7:37

center says Moody Center on the roof.

7:39

What's. Really good as as as I

7:42

don't know why they would bother with

7:44

that. honestly that's so lame. Success assault

7:46

was you is why I looked like

7:48

not the movies that are Superman movie

7:50

center or less liquid neon flashing notices.

7:52

ah yes ah so it's it's you

7:54

know I tried to suggest up once

7:56

before but you know there was a

7:58

problem of the radio. The plane to

8:00

a week winter of not flying so ah

8:03

finally were able to to sync up and

8:05

do that again this morning and ironically or

8:07

moronic with are oddly enough ah coincidentally a

8:09

one of the radios wasn't working to kinda

8:12

smokiness but luckily though the back of radio

8:14

hockey fights or able to to fly anyway.

8:17

Ah, Be A We went up this lexical

8:19

downtown a couple times. If lot over like travis have

8:21

it just at the controls for a bit. I don't

8:23

like it if is what it is. T was like

8:25

turning to the turning the plane to the right you

8:27

forget your ego little right turn dad or it in

8:29

for the or still vacuum left. By

8:34

those I ever gone up or that go for them.

8:36

I heard of it as it's a guy you edited

8:38

by the are solid right Target not worth it. was

8:40

going to We left our where you gripping the wheel

8:42

as hard as you fucking kill it. It is like

8:45

I was like white Knuckle Yeah he had Violet. I.

8:47

Didn't like that parts for share with when I'm

8:49

a first that the i think that severance inclination

8:51

relic is so nervous and scared of for thank

8:53

you you death grip it's my on the one

8:55

of the guy I did my discovery flight would

8:57

like. The first time I ever went up an

8:59

uplink he told me like your goal is you

9:01

want to be what he calls fancy flying just

9:03

like. Your. Pinky his out just

9:06

like your air for your middle finger your

9:08

point you a point of the index finger

9:10

and thumb holding it does like real like

9:12

pressure. Ah ultimately you get your point. We're

9:14

comfortable enough for an effort to but initially

9:17

yeah you definitely a degree of the entire

9:19

time it's delivers the for selling drugs or

9:21

yeah I know I. Don't

9:25

know how to do this. Yeah like I don't

9:27

know how to. You just grab this thing and

9:29

you go maybe like this. I guess this and

9:32

when I did it we lost five hundred. See

9:34

if we leave it's very we we were very

9:36

with a lot of traffic I was a beautiful

9:38

day the there's a lot of are you flying

9:41

out there south. Africa with keeping us have

9:43

a specific altitude. So when jeff to go or we were

9:45

definitely losing out to talk like so I just read stubbornness

9:47

I'm going to pull back of the rate. we're going to

9:49

figure back up to the Us to the wants assets and

9:51

give a little a little pull back to get us back

9:53

up there. How was it? How is it flying around seen

9:55

Austin like that? It was so cool as I've done a

9:58

helicopter tour avast them before it. This kind of some. The

10:00

to that? I'm. But it

10:02

was so much neater because first I guess is

10:04

as is and. He's. An. Awesome!

10:07

Guide cause he's explaining everything is I mean

10:09

you flown with them. for some you know

10:11

he explains everything is doing and why he's

10:13

doing. It's so good it's very overwhelming even

10:15

just like the radio and all the chatter

10:17

and it's did, they're just throw in nomenclature

10:20

and numbers and letters that you and he's

10:22

seneca through the fog and explain what it

10:24

all means. and ah. And. So that

10:26

made it a demystify the quite a

10:28

bit. And then ah, It was is

10:30

so cool like we'd You're literally you don't think about

10:33

it. But. You're literally on

10:35

the same runway as like American Airlines

10:37

flight. Suddenly we saw Number Air flight

10:39

and we saw Southwest flight and music

10:41

scene with sucking jets and they will

10:43

make room for me and here assess

10:45

as a nearly. That

10:49

and then you're up in the air as chugging

10:51

along. And then Gus was just. Awesome!

10:53

He ended the landing. Was. Like

10:55

imperfect and we have to go over

10:58

Lake Austin and Lake Travis. Her we

11:00

saw we have day or two different

11:02

we saw this are so much of

11:04

awesome from the skies are you able

11:06

to your house Saw my houses ah

11:08

saw Ah Mueller from the air was

11:11

really cool downtown obviously I saw comes

11:13

from the are from different angles whether

11:15

seen it before really really as don't

11:17

gossip their man it really it. Really?

11:20

Makes you appreciate how beautiful Austin is. it is

11:22

for Tuesday Like the weather soon I suspect that time

11:24

of year where there's a couple of weeks, a nice

11:26

weather down, couple of weeks, a nice weather and

11:28

a false yellow it really like wow this is

11:30

so great and move like oh it's for for about

11:32

a be summer for seven or eight months. For those

11:35

of us who are try to convince themselves they want

11:37

to leave Austin the as flights like the they didn't

11:39

help. Ah but being in this the fucking carcass

11:41

of all my memories felt as if actually like

11:43

racist humor. Calls that summer thera. I'm not a one

11:45

hundred percent sure but I think it was. The.

11:48

Building kind of topical is now. Oh

11:50

really yeah it's either there was a

11:52

cross streets, but ah, as on the

11:54

seventh on the right, right when it

11:56

passed the bridge. Yeah, it's sealed on

11:58

Millionaire. I can while

12:00

doing. So we.

12:03

We. Did some. so you're We came here

12:05

for a to on the sidebar and

12:07

they. Are set the

12:09

bar. they open up at four o'clock or got here

12:12

a little bit early on before they open they were

12:14

kind of sight in a suburb. luckily they nobody has

12:16

valid of here we wanted to sit on made him

12:18

already given up your societies makes them look in length

12:20

did read says demers have a skeptics that has to

12:23

go to repair the like and then a regular is

12:25

is that is that what the though one of the

12:27

little putts is sailed after their well known i the

12:29

science as a side as we pulled us. Eminent

12:32

they have a know that I so

12:34

yeah it is kind of his arm.

12:37

So. I I I went to repair

12:39

the member place next door. We.

12:42

Had a blue some I go now

12:44

has like bulldog. Bikes.

12:46

But there's there's the place next door. What I

12:48

read says that doesn't make reference, nothing about. I'm

12:51

thinking about other place and more of a blue

12:53

got my right right or place inside you always

12:55

were gonna buy yourself. That was. Yep, I couldn't

12:57

let him have either. Could see, Couldn't have you

13:00

watching the fucking atrocity of me trying to typewriter

13:02

on. The

13:05

after of it's just crazy of see all of

13:07

this in one place or so we sort of

13:09

thing with we showed up your little early and

13:11

it's kind of a weird time. I like it's

13:13

not really a meal time, not really a coffee

13:15

time. And you're not, you're Japan.

13:17

I really don't drink when out of a thirty

13:19

five thousand feet so much and I can partake

13:21

in that right now. So I'm even if we

13:24

were both thirty five as a seed I can

13:26

now take down the cellar fit on a sweater

13:28

or yeah, I'm an alcoholic I mean officer at

13:30

us Out and every Ltd access a specific farm

13:32

so know we got to try couple more so

13:34

I suggest something a little wacky. a little off

13:36

the wall for today's episode and though we stopped

13:38

at Seven Eleven on the way and coffee. I

13:42

I I It's funny because I see.

13:45

It's a very popular trying to see like

13:47

youtube channels where people just like go to

13:49

can be in stores like Seven Eleven overseas

13:51

like in Asia and the show like older

13:53

the cool stuff they have like Meteor on

13:55

Raw manner. All the different drinking

13:57

dead and be unusual food and whatnot. And

14:00

I have always wanted to the safety

14:02

of like for american convenience store has

14:04

some that are. The. Shitty

14:06

I don't have anything with I'm like a seminal

14:08

and we went to right now because right by

14:11

the it was actually really nice it was. That

14:13

is my first time in their brand new new

14:15

new new new. We've simply walked to the back

14:17

for the coffee was in I was are there.

14:20

Was a little shocked by the selection in the

14:22

machines at all the different things you could get.

14:24

Their. That has been a coming

14:26

up. they have ah. I. Guess in

14:29

April Fool's Day promotion for the list as a

14:31

donut you don't know which is filled with is

14:33

that are you fucking funny idea article censored commercial

14:35

similar if not I sure you get what you'll

14:37

be able to tell him from. We Talk About

14:39

Coffee Bet it is most definitely not a on

14:41

a commercial For a place. To

14:44

graduate. Along with that, just a slightly

14:46

different take on this. Just

14:49

as fascinated by something else in the distance,

14:51

I don't know what would you had to

14:53

look at all the different science. Lessons:

14:56

Buffalo Billiards There we. Split.

14:58

The many events their that Buffalo Bill

15:00

or side quests that they're adorable. Thunderbird

15:02

Coffee. I guess they're gone. They're

15:05

gone are the he I guess other a

15:07

couple of those for a while then than

15:09

this Johnson's. They're they're still there but

15:11

they're under new ownership and outside sci fi. Yeah

15:13

yeah well and living. Mrs Johnson sold the business

15:15

back in the late night and it to the

15:17

other dude and the he sold it again. I

15:19

think back and twenty twenty or twenty and and

15:21

I don't know they're open a still on of

15:23

things. I drove by couple times recently and it

15:25

in what I think. then when we went there

15:27

once after they reopen it was not. Yeah I

15:29

think they reopen briefly and in the close to

15:31

get the I think it's the. The. Guy

15:34

who owns Tyson Soccer which is right across the

15:36

street from their oh I think he also acquired

15:38

it's and Titans does so well. He's probably not

15:40

in any gratitude to open ended disfigured time time

15:42

as I can handle talk as I can handle

15:44

donuts different world via different worlds Tyson I am

15:47

little time and seasonal him over there and we

15:49

we don't he there and I got like some

15:51

of the worst food poisoning of my life in

15:53

that way as as and psychos. yeah I don't

15:55

like it the we have a friend that loves

15:57

that I don't get i don't get why you

16:00

unlimited seats xiao is already there like we're here

16:02

and cyclists when I was thirty with him once

16:04

had the only com of every that and Cbc

16:06

it's It's so like. Oh. No please

16:08

Like okay this is just like the world's

16:10

okay just spot I I saw the same

16:12

way the Packers talkers out of I saw

16:15

the whole time of once you're never been

16:17

says super like this one thousand sim city

16:19

when I first started working a rooster teeth

16:21

on like oh what's Pocket Zoc as we

16:23

as people around there and it was. It

16:25

seemed like it was on the tail end

16:27

of people going all the time because Eberle

16:29

was like over it was like oh interesting.

16:31

Okay so I've never been and will never

16:33

go. It's like if I had said all

16:35

it does nothing. Nothing. Amazing! Ah,

16:37

lots of other places are lots

16:40

of a lot of other places

16:42

with great tacos or immortalized here

16:44

are no longer open. ah but

16:46

not Mozart's for Catholics really really

16:48

puts it in perspective. However, how

16:50

temporary this all is doesn't the

16:52

and it's it's all com fleeting

16:55

in. This.

16:58

That side as a sign of there and kind of

17:00

barely see it as miss a lot of coke caffeine

17:02

can team it's kind of hi Mick read another boat

17:04

the roof earth's that place was right across from the

17:06

convention center. Oh that son

17:09

were that's the real world

17:11

house. Know. That's what was

17:13

in that Vincent steakhouse know I think is

17:15

me so lot of elicits. Yeah be that

17:17

I think. Bernie Mew,

17:19

the owner of that place during our Txt

17:22

would put a sign out oh for on

17:24

the on that businesses had Bernie each year.

17:26

the ass as so yeah, that's your wife's

17:28

Asia and likely would put a big sign

17:31

up during our Tx with his bird. Easier

17:33

What I mean, I'm a business. I mean

17:35

honestly. Fucking. Ginger are so

17:37

smart Years Ironic is like. Any.

17:40

Place else sees could hang that. Are

17:44

I that? if. I

17:46

can get a slang slang slang slang

17:48

lamps. ah it's okay, he knows I

17:51

love him as a one hundred censure

17:53

business as the so funny. It's

17:58

got a text my wife, this or that possum in the are. The

18:00

don't know to hang on now here. Now here's

18:02

a thing. Is. A thing. Is. It

18:04

a video will only get there earlier than that. It's

18:06

not going to deny that. be there. Is there a

18:08

weapon? Outlook else.

18:11

Switchblades to switchblades on the ground

18:13

next us. And it. It's money.

18:15

It's like the. The

18:18

Bad: Music video or other favorite music video

18:20

all over again? Yup, Yup, I'm. Be.

18:23

I read it and she bit of trivia. The. Other

18:25

day that the. You. Know

18:27

one of the the gang members in the Beat

18:29

It music video or have them I could execute

18:31

it means video were. Played. The

18:33

seem. Comparable. Role in The Weird

18:36

Al. Eat It. Version of the Bringing

18:38

Up as yeah just like Michael Jackson was really

18:40

a big fan and so he likes connected the

18:42

choreographer because it was also the choreographer all prepared

18:44

to catch up with Weird Al to be to

18:46

play the same part. In the Weird Al

18:48

I Eat It music video have. To.

18:51

Dig A. Weird. as with you're

18:54

like us is Alice. The

18:56

think we've covered this of months in A unless

18:58

we know don't remember hydrolyzed regulated I was over.

19:01

He was going to jog your memory that I

19:03

now I was hoping it was higher than ours

19:05

is A I don't like it as overlap in

19:07

that way. Out of all the signs you see

19:09

here, what's the business you miss most? Oh, that's

19:12

such a question. Ah, as a lot of a.

19:16

Ticket takes to Jeff a second despite the

19:18

fact he's been looking at the signs. yeah

19:20

no kidding with at all and what While

19:22

he looks the you have once, I don't

19:24

know if I have one that jumps out

19:26

right away. I would say based on point

19:28

I can see here my first knee jerk

19:30

reaction would probably be to say the oldness

19:32

Johnson's Bakery over there before choosing ownership and

19:34

closing. right? That's my. Knee. Jerk

19:36

reaction. I honestly I miss the most. Just.

19:40

Something I. And of

19:42

all the places have hobby a that elsa

19:44

lido the most. Bolland

19:47

sad and weaknesses in them

19:49

erm. Darvill.

19:53

I'm sad it's not around anymore. They're pretty good

19:55

food. I think they'll get older I think I'll delete

19:57

and also still around. Yeah they have a bunch of

20:00

the cases so I'm sure I think they still have

20:02

one over on the on what they remain on mainly

20:04

out Yeah, awesome. And they have the the Blacks also

20:06

right? Yeah. Yeah, dude, have

20:08

never big fan of that. The

20:10

dude who owns L Toledo owns

20:12

L Chill A and El Alma

20:14

and Molecular. A bunch of this

20:16

gases selig. he. Obama

20:19

jones only for restaurants at a restaurant

20:21

across from mom. A sandbox? Prefer it

20:23

over there. Right like right across from. Was.

20:26

A place called the Event Center. Palmer.

20:28

Never going to Pomona so yes don't here

20:30

here and array of the analysis of is

20:32

gay I hit a. Restaurant.

20:34

For a walk although gringo is regensburg a restaurant

20:37

with oh yeah yeah I was all over there

20:39

i know we talking to i was like where

20:41

is where l Chile was for a while yeah

20:43

yeah right by our were vivo used to be

20:45

your kind of across from their Australia Southern. it's

20:47

something else our but that this was great I

20:50

think or I think dartboard. The thing that makes

20:52

me saddest. It. It

20:54

just makes me think of. Like.

20:58

There are no they're going to be no bowling

21:00

alleys. Yeah, I need more. Adidas. Tear him now.

21:02

it's gonna have to be like hybrid. Things are

21:04

going to open weeks to go to. Seattle.

21:07

All the time settler it would go to Bellevue

21:09

him and like in Belgium there was that place.

21:11

I was like a bowling alley/arcade/bar lox. it's just

21:13

not a dedicated be wholly alex the place as

21:15

a couple lanes and all these other things like

21:17

you've got to really get a bunch of your

21:19

voice, get the revenue because sort of thing that

21:21

space to bowling alleys tough. Like said Denver company

21:24

that they have one of the domain. What?

21:26

The called like bowling and punch polls posts blows

21:28

right right and and assess yeah I think my

21:30

third I forgot about spite us our asses I

21:32

priced have more time, the spider house and all

21:34

these places might smart a hassle out like a

21:36

closer and I was debating whether to go this.

21:38

Johnson's a spider house and the and I ended

21:41

up saying harm is Johnson's with it when it

21:43

was as prime. It. With central out

21:45

changes since I moved here, but there was a period

21:47

of time when they closed at like three in the

21:49

morning and open up at six in the morning. and

21:51

they're only close with the hours a day and so

21:53

you could get there and have coffee. and I had

21:55

a newborn originally was young I was up early. I'll

21:58

get a spider house. At like. Then

22:00

am yeah all the time be the only people

22:02

that the of course it was there and it

22:04

was like he was great because I could be

22:06

there outside with the kid and it didn't bother

22:08

anybody and I could be on public him as

22:10

didn't have time to time there and often Battle

22:12

bird dog was a bartender the neck and remembers

22:14

bartending you said you were I always thought you

22:16

were a are ultra lights are out a good

22:18

home for your her father for have a for

22:20

we don't remember the our heroes use a drunk

22:22

here belligerent that that might be inside or can

22:24

see it from here very well. that might be

22:27

the or Club Deville side. yeah no the so

22:29

it is so they. Have a license or

22:31

of Deville. They have a bunch of signs

22:33

inside the bar also. I'm all over and

22:35

it's really that might be a different Dell

22:37

assign inside as well over there. Yes,

22:41

It is. Why think it's the same side to

22:43

side or is it different? Yeah judgment about the

22:45

affair. Aura A it's a very so this is

22:47

a big spots jail. he drove him are and

22:49

like around the back and there was a hopeless

22:51

that I just i just park back there because

22:53

really a mechanic shop to get his yeah like

22:55

when I when I when I come here going

22:58

through the front is always a hassle. it's there's

23:00

just always people and there's food trucks in the

23:02

front. There's a it's just too much a part

23:04

in the back in a cruise right and and

23:06

then pick a spot the back and I'm good

23:08

but when it's often hear that bar inside. Is

23:10

so fucking small like it looks a

23:13

little. They look sizable for here it

23:15

looks long. But there's no

23:17

space between. like the bar, the

23:20

people sitting, and then like the

23:22

wall behind it. Squeeze

23:24

in so that gets going. but

23:26

then in this back corner see

23:28

where says Tuesday Bar and everything.

23:30

They open that and they'll sell

23:32

beer. Out. Of ah, the

23:34

back areas. And. It's a great.

23:37

It's. A great summer time spot if you're not

23:39

going to spend more than a couple hours out.

23:41

here is your pocket for Ah yeah, there's no

23:44

grenade and there's a but there's a maze. There

23:46

is a maze of gone through the maze with

23:48

Chris the Merest and Jordan's we split over to

23:50

recruit The Mercy to do. We filmed it for

23:52

a. Face. Gym and we put it

23:55

up on the research night possibly? yeah fuck me

23:57

and mean pasta beaten Jordan went through the maze

23:59

is or. The one they decorate it

24:01

for like Christmas and then for like

24:03

Halloween and Christmas the most magical timer

24:05

You're absolutely with Chris the mare. Yeah

24:08

for to trust America Assistant. The.

24:12

The Ides I saw the guy are they what

24:14

a what a when it is in prison? Yeah.

24:17

I I'd so do your job and

24:19

eyesight earlier. It It's funny because. I.

24:23

Feel like I've I've been through

24:25

cycles of living in Austin, where.

24:27

Ah, I felt like when I first got

24:29

here when I first moved Austin obvious I didn't know

24:31

Anybody never ends and butter new than you know. Work

24:33

at the call center met tons of people and I

24:36

felt like there was paired with a costly without and

24:38

running into people and you all over town. and then

24:40

as the city grow grew and as I got older

24:42

and how go out less again I'm like of retracted

24:44

back into a face on my life where I feel

24:46

like I don't really ever see people that I know

24:48

when I go out on her. but. In.

24:50

The intermediate time between seen Jeff to swing

24:52

seen him next seems him again. Now I

24:54

did run into someone I'd use for the

24:56

first time in my really long hair and

24:58

death of Essence down and make earlier to

25:00

decay is so get up on be enough

25:03

again. Coffee Ah after coffee Before this once

25:05

and I render them at a coffee shop.

25:08

Really really been are can I would. I would love

25:10

to run into Gavin at some point. the I would

25:13

not be a lot of like it's the other guy

25:15

is the and that he hung out had like a

25:17

nice long conversation without going to hurt. I had to

25:19

go. Really no record of the. Different parts of earlier.

25:21

very brusca. The irony to sorry as like I'm

25:23

not a very. Social. Person. To begin

25:25

with, it's very difficult for me to to interact. I'm

25:28

I'm right there with you can imagine how cool it

25:30

would be to it. Like have gathered were the we've

25:32

spent time with them in person. I

25:34

would like actually are jealous I just for whole

25:36

like. Forty. Five seconds. Yeah, I pay for.

25:39

I'd pay beat us a science synthesis to testify

25:41

in our heroes of and I Don't hours. And

25:43

I did. He did that. He's just always. She's

25:45

my bag man, you know his work. and twenty

25:47

four some instances stuff. Needed to

25:49

do it every one of the and every work on

25:51

the news this is. I. I

25:54

sell his boss. Secondly, really long as it is on Sundays

25:56

the know you're right I'm up with. He felt that a

25:58

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26:00

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26:48

Or so since last time we did

26:50

this episode. we did the shower. Whatever

26:52

we say, We and our as ready

26:54

continuously and see what it does though

26:56

no new updates. Known. You know, So.

26:59

He hasn't just letting you know that are

27:01

we at we aren't being. Cagey

27:04

about it. We'll. Have any new

27:06

information: Moonies Just from from last week to this

27:08

week. Villain. Was a day and

27:10

have next to nothing has happened. Okay I

27:12

mean where do it? Everything we can. yep

27:15

but you know you would. You deal with

27:17

a lot of external forces and so. Companies.

27:20

The size of the companies were deal with and

27:22

to move at a glacial pace and they have

27:25

we have to move as a response yet to

27:27

them so they have no need to move quickly.

27:29

They don't. They're not. In.

27:31

A hurry and it doesn't matter to them

27:34

and that's fine with for make enough. Were

27:36

making so much lemonade right now that is

27:38

a Amla doesn't work out. We might start

27:41

a lemonade store yes might start selling that

27:43

link your preliminary tycoon law that says say

27:45

a deadly weapon attack using a good game

27:47

and I'd like to try it. I rl

27:50

descent and hoping or have a choice or

27:52

lol I'm I'm so sorry really know is

27:54

that. Guess that I love the you butterfly

27:56

will so believe Ah but we don't have

27:59

any new news. Anything but. Ah I mean

28:01

we're still doing the show but ib come hell

28:03

or high water I'm still not. You don't be

28:05

an episode next week. I'm still not fixing the

28:07

or the number of the archive know Nora So

28:09

the archive is like one off to say you

28:11

know Okay yes got guess just went like it's

28:13

this episode. know it now and he went. I'll

28:15

change it meant to full of disclaimer on it.

28:17

we I remembered for whatever it's a sign or

28:20

despots, english or robot which many of you are

28:22

but that's fine. Ah man what a shocking way

28:24

to find out your robot. That's what we should

28:26

start a support group. Yeah they're not gonna get

28:28

on our sub reddit in talk to the other

28:30

robots and you guys can ones and zeroes each

28:32

other to death. You pick it up pretty quick.

28:34

Yeah yeah it's points but the outside of that

28:36

stuff we picked. Sign. Bar because

28:38

this is a place we wanted to come to

28:41

for a long time and then we pick Seven

28:43

Eleven because they don't have coffee or for small

28:45

businesses this assess they have food. The food doesn't

28:47

open until five and then at that point it's

28:49

just like, well we're not gonna say this is

28:51

ridiculous. I'm not a dinner show Now let's talk

28:53

about the coffee a little bit and we kind

28:55

of wind around and everything. We.

28:58

Went in and in the back wall. they've got

29:00

like. A. Good. Looks like I

29:02

just use the the cold brew machine. A I'm like

29:04

two different. Coffee. Was hot. Coffee

29:06

machines were going to get by far from

29:08

there too but tutor for com she will

29:10

grind the beans and meet you. Drink be

29:12

want yeah like the one I went up

29:14

to like there's a touchscreen get like a

29:16

cappuccino of America gov connally cows do but

29:19

you different stuff gets syrup scenario think that

29:21

disable none of the spices some shit isn't

29:23

So I got the large market of kind

29:25

of thing where it's like that bar room

29:27

and to on south congress and a heated

29:29

where the dude like posts about yeah away

29:31

as a these zach same then it makes

29:33

the the coffee's Oddly enough this was better

29:35

than that cause yeah I mean but yeah

29:37

that's not saying what that is still around.

29:39

yeah think so yes this was shockingly images

29:41

by nature of work for yeah this is

29:43

maybe the it looks like an Americano but

29:45

this might be the most watery Vegas to

29:47

read honours overhead. yeah I'm still gave me

29:49

the option. On. The touchscreen when I

29:51

made it to add an extra shot and I said

29:53

no because I've done it was already going to be

29:55

fine. I wish I'd done that. Yeah, maybe would have

29:57

been a normal Americano at that point of. Gs.

30:01

Cold. Brew Machine.

30:04

Looked. Like. You're.

30:06

Pouring a beer? Yeah.

30:09

It. Has like a big instead of putting their

30:11

and like pressing about half like all these other

30:13

things. Has a big fucking tap. Jazz I wouldn't

30:15

trust Evil Seven Eleven to pull that with like

30:17

the right so it's easy to snap. It will

30:19

just didn't do it right either. Did you see

30:21

I tried Messy Be he was trying to hide

30:23

it to deceive a huge mess he made on

30:25

the counter behind us. Added never to the tower

30:27

turned around to killer Live from I Drink Bishops

30:29

and Delacorte. We have a don't have to settle

30:31

down and a little under what was going up

30:33

a dummy So over here I was reminded of

30:35

i Go The instructions said add year at a

30:37

bunch of ice to your top. And

30:39

then pour your on. Just

30:42

it a other way backwards. For. The did

30:44

our no more years. Now. With and

30:47

clearly necessary because you got looking at us is

30:49

almost like imagine what I cleaned up the mess.

30:51

There's no it's as if there's not cameras and

30:53

that seven eleven of us there's no record of

30:56

them as he did dream of up. I did

30:58

a great job at a lot of time you

31:00

get up but they had. Did they just have

31:02

like two different asteroids? the same coffee? or was

31:04

it different coffee d No one was cold brew

31:07

in one was Nato called. ah and so I

31:09

just went with the plane ass cold brew. To

31:11

be consistent. And that was

31:14

a what? I. Gotta yeah I got

31:16

a small cherry slushy yeah to that's

31:18

and. For. And I got that

31:20

smarter a slushy because I had a film because

31:22

he was going to be about of for attitudes

31:24

and it it's yeah to for I did my

31:26

i read for his exact and pro on hold

31:28

and under the memory of the cherry slushy while

31:30

i drink the it's very cold for the ice

31:32

for adults and yeah with of what what did

31:34

you get I just got a large black caught

31:36

like soda machines that just as talking about there

31:38

were two of them and one of them was

31:40

for like Americano, Cappuccino, Maki Auto and all that

31:42

stuff and then there was a machine that I

31:44

was pressing and guess what are the year in

31:46

a sub menu and I went I don't think

31:48

I am. and it wasn't you tap

31:50

on it niggers what cup size i'm

31:53

a large and they said what kind

31:55

of beans do you want seven eleven

31:57

beans medium beams or dark beans and

31:59

media Beans and he said great no

32:02

room for cream. Yeah great, and then

32:04

it just started fucking pouring coffee But

32:07

there are four other things just to the

32:09

right of us where that I could have

32:11

just poured my own coffee Right there were

32:13

like the exact same thing right Why

32:16

would look it's like the legacy thing I guess if

32:19

that's like for people who don't want to interact with

32:21

a touchscreen I guess so yeah, and don't get me

32:23

wrong if I was like on a road trip

32:25

driving, and it was like Two

32:27

in the morning, and I wanted to some cover This is

32:29

exactly what I would be looking for yeah If I was

32:32

like in the middle of nowhere like when those 300 miles

32:34

to drive in front of me like this is fine But

32:36

this is yeah, this is what this is road trip coffee

32:38

in my mind. I think those

32:41

Craft things like really empty fast too like and then

32:43

people have to go and brew and they fill this

32:45

thing up and now this There's here's a machine where

32:47

they don't have to do that or whatever yeah, but

32:49

then also you got little donuts Yeah,

32:52

I've never said no to a powdered donut

32:54

in my life Yeah, and if I walk

32:57

into a place I'm not saying it's like

32:59

my biggest weakness or anything because I don't

33:01

think about them but if I walk into

33:03

a place that has them it's like I'm

33:05

drawn to them magnetically and I

33:09

Walked in and I could feel the pull and I thought

33:11

I'll just get you and there they were and and

33:13

they were phenomenal don't else I know you like

33:15

you housed them too man We yeah down here

33:18

at the bar, and you just went like you'd

33:20

even offer one. I know they were his I

33:23

think two years ago. I did a like a Convention

33:26

in Atlanta with Jeremy from a team hunter,

33:28

huh? After he'd quit we

33:30

we met up, but we did the convention together signed our graphs

33:32

and shit and there was a green room there And

33:35

in the green room they put out all the snacks every

33:37

day And they would put out like 10 things of those

33:39

don't else and I would just grab them all and just

33:41

sit at the table And eat them in front of the

33:43

other people in the green room as if like I thought

33:45

in the area Dare you to try to take these from

33:47

me. I couldn't stop myself It's all

33:49

I ate while I was in Atlanta. I never left

33:51

the hotel I just had room service and those donuts

33:54

for four days found I

33:57

can't say no to them Did you shit

33:59

weird? Oh, dude, that's just shitting

34:01

weird, it's like... That's the name

34:03

of my autobiography. Okay, did it make you shit

34:05

normal? No. Too weird to make

34:07

it normal. If

34:09

I'm shitting weird normal, and I eat nothing but

34:12

white powder donut, it makes normal shit? It's like,

34:14

I could live the rest of my life and

34:16

never think about them or miss them. Uh-huh. But

34:19

as long as I don't go in a... 7-Eleven.

34:22

Mm-hmm. Or a convenience store, or the bread aisle at

34:24

a grocery store. Interesting. Where they might be. I

34:26

got two of the taquitos. How are

34:28

they? Which ones did you get? Oh,

34:30

the... the jalapeno cream cheese. Mmm, yeah.

34:32

All day. My mouth is watering

34:34

thinking about them. I just ate two. I

34:37

fucking love those things. In

34:39

college, I lived by

34:41

a 7-Eleven and a Del Taco. That was it.

34:43

It was just me and my roommate going

34:46

over to the Del Taco, and then going over to the 7-Eleven.

34:49

And it would be like a half

34:51

pound bean and cheese burrito, and then go

34:53

to the 7-Eleven, see what taquitos were ready,

34:55

and get three taquitos for two bucks or

34:57

whatever. Oh. Oh. They're

34:59

so... I... There's a trash I'll never

35:01

escape from. I love it. I

35:04

love it. They're perfect. I don't remember what

35:06

project it was, but there was a period

35:08

where we had to work... It

35:11

was probably for a commercial for Halo or something,

35:13

but we had to like work at one of

35:15

the Bungie Studios once for a protracted period of

35:17

time. And I was staying at a... at

35:20

a hotel near there, near where the studio was

35:22

at the time. There was

35:24

a... we were working so late that sometimes

35:27

like the only thing that was open when I was done

35:29

working was like there was this gas station by the hotel.

35:31

And I lived off of the bomb burrito

35:34

for like two or three weeks of

35:36

my life. It's just like that frozen burrito that you put

35:38

in the microwave in the gas station for like four minutes,

35:40

and then it comes out like parts

35:43

of it scorchingly hot and parts of it ice

35:45

cold. I feel like... What is it? Burger

35:47

place we used to always eat? Burger Master? Yeah.

35:50

What was that place? Burger Master? It's not in Kirkland,

35:52

just east of Seattle? No! Yeah, we

35:54

eat all the time, yeah. It Sounds like

35:57

you made that up for a

35:59

shitty video. The okay maybe sounds like something

36:01

from the last of us. The Civil War in

36:03

get into a fight inside of it irritates him

36:06

and I'm looking at the place it would you

36:08

would get that idea. it looks a computer game

36:10

level. it's built like a sonic organic car haha

36:12

and you like pull your car up new order

36:14

in they bring you the food you can either

36:17

your car to you with the to go on

36:19

a places religous Burgomaster fucking good. Do you remember

36:21

the time we were eating in Kirkland? I think

36:23

I was in Kirkland and it was patting me

36:26

you bernie in that it was that it was

36:28

actually the weekend of the crazy weather with our

36:30

without the hotel and that lost his glasses of

36:32

the with. Ah that

36:35

same night we were eating at a restaurant

36:37

I was can see remember the rest of

36:39

the sit down restaurant. almost like a if

36:41

I said it's like a sizzler somebody with

36:43

a writer less and that sucking giant free

36:45

cell data parking lot and sell over like

36:47

ten cars. And it was his dad. And

36:50

my cousin in return. The tag. That's

36:52

right, Side. You cannot kill him after

36:54

the their to hurt winter bellevue i think that

36:56

are not as a month or diana while they're

36:58

going to crash and look at the window and

37:00

one of those big ass lake. For.

37:02

Trees just was fucking right over half

37:05

a carson apart. I think the head

37:07

with Right By that can be decided

37:09

to be the bomb for from that's

37:11

crazy. ah I'm going to call my

37:13

wife out in this right now of.

37:16

All. She's been what she goes in like food kicks.

37:18

Or she's like I like this thing underneath that thing.

37:20

Whatever. Puck. In a microwave

37:23

varied as right now said it's a system

37:25

like three different ones and she went this

37:27

what so go with anyone remember can eat

37:29

out to nice can see tell me. I'm

37:32

not legalize. I'm a big micro burrito she is.

37:35

She just did a test and she's so fuckin

37:37

see was like telling me though results which ones

37:39

that she was getting and it came home with

37:41

like ten of i'm and she's like store only

37:43

like eighty cents each and I went. Yeah.

37:46

That's they're not for you. That's not

37:48

what this is. He could get these

37:50

frozen bags at Cb Challenges at eighty

37:52

be that I've been fucking run through.

37:54

Lily. A. Killer Mike were broken. I don't. Need

37:57

it anymore. They're great given

37:59

here. Prior you throw one of those in there.

38:01

I shudder for I have yet to arrive. Once

38:04

Yeah are. Going to your for o two baskets.

38:06

I. Gotta, we've got so much. You guys are

38:09

kind of tidy. Itinerary kinds of empires and.

38:11

Be. Good one another Natal vitamins really stupid my

38:13

own the my out our i that around

38:15

me that all that they're gay or death

38:17

of. His you anything that you

38:20

put in the or fryer that way Cigarettes

38:22

eight so much better mail You've never had

38:24

reheated Pizza Hut beaten mean when you mortgage

38:26

I'm not in reheated pizza near part of

38:28

the games and seen as cease and been

38:30

green chili married he knows that's what he

38:32

said and heard on the or even seen

38:34

by don't a yet while you know been

38:36

green chili yeah okay and so on are

38:38

a baby been out of the microwave burrito

38:41

game for going to get back into his

38:43

mother raised Roman Have any yeah that's the

38:45

one that I've seen their ever like when

38:47

I had their to be telling. Us. As

38:49

you know when I had to eat those I

38:51

get a food for less than knock off grocery

38:53

store where you would buy like a cheese cheese

38:56

adjacent cheese like it's not just like C H

38:58

E's energy. A I've been shredded New Delhi melts

39:00

and as of us I can do on and

39:02

then you get these very to his and you

39:05

just. we had a deep fryer in my column

39:07

like the house I had wise it was. I.

39:09

We're house ah, and we were just diepreye the

39:12

shit and was great, my roommate we get sona

39:14

play called it is obvious, is the best. Other

39:17

than the bomb, what does it like he

39:19

was talking about the white donuts and I'm

39:21

eating these. had several of it's just you

39:23

have things you can't refuse. You have a

39:25

thing like that, I'm sure I do. I

39:27

think lots of times. When. I

39:29

was. So it's it's it's not as.

39:32

Grab. and goers easy but ever since i

39:34

was a little kid if i see a chicken

39:36

fried steak and a menu i have to order

39:38

it interesting yeah and i do not have that

39:40

i forgive i feel like a conference ah sorry

39:42

my mom a few weeks go down at the

39:45

counselors and we went to like the small local

39:47

restaurants and i saw one on the menu and

39:49

like more got order an hour to a different

39:51

order mom was like you're not as though it

39:53

displays known for never happened heard of that and

39:55

go for yet but it's on the menu i

39:57

got tired or to the second group suited for

39:59

that She tried to buy she's like oh,

40:01

that's really good. It's one of the best things I've had you

40:03

never know unless you try it It's good on the menu try

40:05

it. That's why I was always so disappointed

40:07

threadgills. It was always so

40:10

bland Gravy never

40:12

got threadgills. I'm so sorry.

40:15

I'm sorry I

40:18

know it's like in a front told Austin and

40:20

Jack patillas rolling over in his grave right now

40:23

But I'll say get out of your grave. You're not dead

40:27

Stupid uh anyway, but

40:29

that place was so mediocre. Yeah, and there's the

40:31

place over on Mainers way better place

40:34

on me That's like threadgills Hovers

40:36

yeah same kind of

40:38

food say shit Do

40:40

I make you want to die after you eat it? Yeah,

40:43

for sure chicken for it. What was the last great chicken fried steak

40:46

that you had there was that one well when I was yeah Oh

40:48

my mom at that small so that you can't say no in a

40:50

menu I can't say no if I see it I gotta get unless

40:52

I've had it if I've had it and I know it's no good

40:55

If I hear somebody say hot dog I

40:58

gotta eat a hot dog Oh like if I see it on

41:00

a menu like at a restaurant I don't necessarily have to eat

41:02

it happened the other fucking day. We went

41:04

to the Spurs game We went to a basketball game

41:06

and Jeff went hot dog hot dog hot dog two minutes

41:08

in I yeah You get it straight to the house like

41:10

he was like screaming hot dog. I'm kind of here with

41:12

pretzels, too So

41:16

Coco's Bavarian is gone the

41:18

one that was by central MachineWorks But

41:20

they have a location for some reason

41:22

inside the Moody Center, okay their

41:25

pretzel oh It

41:27

is it's so fucking good. It's so Fucking

41:30

good dude, man. That's an Austin thing with

41:33

Eric, and I did recently we went to

41:35

the Moody Center last Friday Yeah, we saw

41:37

the Spurs play the Denver Nuggets. Where's the

41:39

Denver Nuggets play? Yeah, but we got to

41:41

see windy We got see dude What

41:45

Jeremy? We gotta

41:47

watch that call I got I

41:49

got the coolest this is how fucking look at this

41:51

photo. I got a Joker on the bench I

41:54

caught him looking at me Straight

42:00

It was so neat. I just I just want to

42:02

point out My

42:05

seats essentially, okay, and

42:07

then I'm sure I have I don't

42:09

think Jeff got that photo from up there No, I know

42:12

I just if I zoomed in all the way

42:14

on my iPhone then I got a great picture

42:16

of a I was on Jeff and I was

42:18

I was very fortunate to get so actually courtside

42:20

y'all didn't go together You just both happen to

42:22

be no so so last the

42:24

first time they came and played we did

42:26

go together Because tickets weren't the craziest they

42:28

weren't insane and so I bought an extra

42:31

but then they drafted women Yama And now

42:33

everyone's going And

42:35

it's during South by Southwest and so they charged

42:38

so much so much for

42:40

these tickets So Tony from our merch

42:42

team our design department was like they

42:44

have two extra tickets. So me and

42:46

Nick Who edits this? Unless

42:50

Kelly edits this Kelly might edit

42:52

this Kelly. Sorry, you didn't get to go to this first

42:54

game But Nick came to this first game with me and

42:56

Tony as a fucking blast We had

42:58

tall beers in this popcorn that came in like a

43:00

paper cup like it was 1976. It was fucking great

43:04

I loved it The

43:06

Moody Center says Moody Center on the roof. I've heard That

43:10

photo you showed me of your view of that game Yeah,

43:12

make reminds me of when I saw this first play in

43:15

the Alamo Dome against the Sun's. Yeah About

43:18

what it is. Yeah the price The

43:20

ticket difference probably a little different. We played a little

43:22

more just a little If you

43:24

can sit courtside, I recommend though Really

43:28

great man right on you and Jack Nicholson fucking

43:30

shooting the I got lucky I bought my shit

43:32

on Ticketmaster I I looked at tickets when they

43:34

announced the games and they were so much money

43:36

I said I'm not going and then just on

43:38

a whim Emily said once you see the tickets

43:40

went down and they did yeah They were so

43:42

never happened. They were really overestimating Not

43:47

just the demand but the demand for

43:50

Those tickets at that price at that time, right?

43:53

It was definitely a thing of like ha and we're

43:55

coming we're gonna be there all weekend and it's during

43:57

South by and so It was like yeah. Yeah, you're

43:59

gonna be They're all weekend and you're here in

44:01

front and it was uh, I think it

44:03

fucked them a little bit But also Jeff

44:06

also recommends flying first-class if you get

44:08

it you do it You

44:10

know look I bought this playing a home

44:12

I mean if you can those tickets were like a

44:15

thousand dollars when I looked initially when I went back

44:17

in bottom They were like I think I paid like

44:21

385 bucks a ticket they weren't that expensive

44:23

with fees they got And

44:25

that's that's where it is the fucking out of control

44:27

fees It's really like three something each I think which

44:29

is a lot of money for tickets don't get

44:31

me wrong but if it wasn't a thousand dollars

44:33

if your favorite thing on earth is basketball and

44:37

the greatest player in the NBA is playing

44:39

the Is

44:41

playing the soon to be greatest player in

44:43

the NBA in your town that doesn't have

44:45

basketball. It's a big deal Yeah, you know

44:47

and so I spent a little I

44:49

spent 300 bucks a ticket or a little watching

44:52

these guys play It's

44:55

really cool watching the Denver Nuggets play because they're

44:57

like World machine I mean

44:59

they are like what about there was at

45:01

one point there was one play that was

45:03

six passes and one dribble for the craziest

45:05

dunk and it was just like That

45:08

was incredible like that's watching like

45:10

basketball And then when the Spurs

45:12

had the ball it was just everyone going please pass

45:14

it to one big young Yeah, please fucking pass it

45:17

to him and they would not do it But then

45:19

when he finally got the ball you're just like this

45:21

is I'm seeing something that is near inhuman He was

45:24

getting rebounds without leaving his

45:27

like he wouldn't have to jump He

45:29

just reached yeah, and the ball would

45:31

travel into his hand. It was shocking

45:34

if you go for a dunk and like

45:37

Little hop just a little and then it

45:39

was I mean I've never seen anything in

45:41

all my years watching sports I've never seen

45:43

anything like it. He's so fucking tall. Yeah

45:45

person to so lanky. It is crazy He's

45:48

just like a limb. Yeah,

45:51

he's just like a slender man or something

45:53

Like if a tree was a man like

45:55

he's just a big tree maze like an

45:57

inch style human And he's really it was

45:59

fucking cool like How tall he is

46:01

there in that shot next to Jamal Murray

46:03

probably likes six six next

46:05

to any player yeah exactly yeah, it's really

46:09

It's crazy even from like the nosebleeds where

46:11

we were to see the difference in

46:13

the height He barely had to reach up to high five you He

46:16

pointed and then we just touched Point

46:19

hit you in the eye The

46:23

halftime show is a dog catching a frisbee Nice

46:26

with a tall dog no regular dog regular

46:28

dogs. Yeah, and then they jumped rope That

46:31

was it. Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty exciting so

46:33

that's the Austin thing that we did. Yeah, it was fun

46:36

Yeah, it was really really neat the Austin thing you did

46:38

was watch Denver play San Antonio. Yeah, absolutely In

46:40

Austin during South by yeah, no

46:43

big celebrities. No no Chris

46:46

Bosh was there yeah, oh, oh I saw

46:48

mr. Ballin Murbalan

46:50

mr. But I don't know how you say

46:52

his fucking name. He's always he's always on

46:54

those Amazon Billboard oh Like

47:01

if you took Drew sapling and stretched him out

47:03

a little bit he looks like this yeah a

47:05

stretch drew sapling It's a great way to put

47:07

him yeah, yeah I felt like

47:09

this year's South my selfless didn't impact

47:11

me as much as I fear is it still going

47:14

on or? I

47:16

missed all of it, and that's just like yeah, I

47:18

think I got into traffic once on 35 I'm like

47:20

what's going on? Oh South that South by this weekend.

47:22

Maybe that's doing it, but yep They're like

47:24

I don't know what it was I felt like it

47:26

didn't it didn't impact me really as much as you

47:29

just a way I'm down maybe yeah, but I feel

47:31

like it spreads out so much lots of times and

47:33

impacts other places I guess that's true. No restaurant. I

47:35

went to was like super crowded more

47:37

than normal or anything I

47:41

couldn't get into Mozart's that time my cousin and I

47:43

tried oh, that's right. That was the only time I

47:45

don't we went later and had that really good taco.

47:47

We made really made up for it. We posted the

47:50

pictures, and it is people Going

47:52

what the fuck is that? Sticky

48:00

tea like your fingers? It was so gross.

48:03

Disgusting. Oh, man. Trash.

48:05

Well, we should get into an anarchy question,

48:07

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48:09

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48:12

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48:14

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48:16

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48:18

Leave us questions there. This is from RubiconPizzaDelivery

48:20

on the subreddit. How

48:23

did you guys decide who would be what color

48:25

in red versus blue? Is Griff, Orange, and Simmons

48:27

maroon for any specific reason? You got the color

48:29

right. What do you mean? A lot of times

48:32

people think Griff is yellow. It's

48:34

an old, old, old, old dumb joke. People

48:38

would always get it wrong. I know. I

48:41

know. Lightish red. I think in Halo,

48:43

there was only so many colors to choose from. Right. And

48:46

if I remember, I think Bernie just picked

48:48

them. An assignment card? I definitely didn't pick.

48:50

Yeah. We had a, if

48:53

anything, I suspect. I've

48:55

only, I should ask Bernie about this. I've always suspected this. There

48:58

was a kid I used to manage

49:00

at the call center. I really liked

49:03

the kid, smart kid, but he was

49:05

obsessed with the color orange. Like, obsessed

49:07

with the color orange. He wore orange

49:09

pants, orange shirt, orange socks. He would

49:11

bring in his personal computer. He

49:13

had an orange computer, a custom

49:15

built, and he just was obsessed with the

49:18

color orange. And I managed him, and it

49:20

used to annoy me. And I always suspected

49:22

Bernie made Griff orange to annoy me because

49:24

of that. Plus, also, if you think about

49:26

it, there weren't that many colors.

49:28

So we're talking red team, right? So I was like,

49:30

Sarge was the leader. He had to be red. Donut

49:33

has the whole joke about the lightish red armor, so

49:35

he had to be pink. The whole point of Donut was

49:37

to create a pink character for that job. So then it

49:40

was like, you look at what's in the red spectrum. So

49:44

I think it was like process of elimination. Yeah, we didn't

49:46

have a lot of options. It was probably 50-50. I could

49:48

have been orange and you could have been maroon. Yeah, but

49:50

the important thing was that we had a red team and

49:52

a blue team, and it mattered what team the

49:56

people were on, let's show their color. And I'm

49:59

sure like the center. Was maroon cuz it's

50:01

close to regs the whole like kiss ass like

50:03

that like I'm sure it was it was

50:05

present But anyway or retconned yeah, we did it just

50:07

works. Yeah There

50:09

you go there you go, or if we did I

50:11

have zero memory of it So I really don't think

50:13

I had anything to do that It'd be very long

50:15

answer to that question right but isn't that it that's

50:17

so interesting that like it became like these characters are

50:19

Synonymous with like these colors like these looks or whatever

50:21

and it was just a thing where it's like I

50:23

don't know. I think Bernie picked it to annoy me

50:26

became That's the thing

50:29

that you're stuck with now yeah, yeah long

50:31

And it's all kinds of weird little things

50:33

like that like griff's character Dexter griff my

50:35

original name was decks because

50:38

Bernie liked to write a character named decks and

50:40

all the shows and then Then

50:44

the no no my character was just gonna be

50:46

griff And then he was gonna create the text

50:48

character was gonna be named decks And

50:50

then our friend Andrew was like what she's called text

50:53

cuz we're in Texas, and he was like oh That's

50:55

a cool idea and so Tex became Tex and then

50:57

I became Dexter I think as an Omar's to Dex

50:59

the character that he would always write into his how

51:01

weird yeah like there was The

51:04

main character in the schedule the movie they made I think

51:06

his name was Dex. Yeah, yeah, or the secondary character, huh?

51:09

Yeah, and so and

51:11

then like the whole state thing happened Yeah,

51:14

because I guess in some form of that gave

51:16

Bernie the idea from that point on But yeah,

51:18

so Tex was originally Dex, and I was originally

51:20

just something else how weird yeah Weird

51:23

how that stuff just kind of comes together. I

51:25

guess I mean yeah Yeah interesting

51:28

for somebody probably out for people listening to this I

51:30

assume This is a question from

51:32

Oh Greaten greeting we've had their

51:34

name before and they said this is how you

51:36

pronounce my name. I don't remember. I'm very sorry

51:39

It's great on you have any great

51:41

tough on thank you Hey,

51:43

so what is the difference between getting laid off

51:45

when you are young versus when you are middle

51:48

aged? I Don't

51:51

know I never got laid off You

51:56

did no, you never got laid off from

51:58

with that job. Yeah You're

52:01

trying to get laid off and they wouldn't fire me. They

52:03

fired everyone else in the company except for me. Oh Yeah,

52:06

that's right. I heard I remember hearing about yeah.

52:08

Yeah. Yeah, this is a first time been laid

52:10

off I mean the severance is probably better. Yeah,

52:12

I think You

52:15

know as you get older you may be more established

52:17

in life, so You

52:19

roll with it. Maybe a little more. Yeah, it's

52:22

still the feeling of I had a

52:24

solid paycheck for 21 years That's

52:27

about to go away, and I have zero

52:29

paycheck. How do I turn

52:31

zero into paycheck? I went from we're also going

52:33

through that Right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I

52:35

went from getting money to not well Not I'm going to

52:38

be good not getting money. Yeah, but gotta figure out how

52:40

to how to deal with that Anyway,

52:43

we're saying of a paycheck. Yeah Please

52:45

if you want to pay for Emma 7-eleven

52:51

talk to us we can we can I'll

52:54

say whatever you want. I'll say whatever you want

52:56

for money. Oh, thanks heaven for 7-eleven Is

52:58

that still there? That's still on there. Oh, no,

53:00

it's og to go. All right, great. This is

53:02

sponsored by the Moody Center is I For

53:06

all your sporting event needs you you keep hearing that

53:08

it's the speaker that isn't quite clicking Is that what

53:10

yeah? Yeah, they're trying to play music is just not

53:12

that me was one of these signs No, no, no

53:14

the dart bowl is like the only one I guess

53:16

Dallas one's on um But

53:19

we did it we did the we did the sign

53:21

bar episode. I've been waiting to come good I like

53:23

how much I knew I knew this would be a

53:25

spot that would be the right kind of novelty for

53:27

the show The problem is there's no coffee here and

53:29

there's no food here until later and it doesn't open

53:31

until 4. Yeah So we would yeah We would have

53:33

done it this morning But we had to squeeze a

53:35

flight in that way we had something to talk about

53:37

we talk about that and so we push that To

53:39

this evening. I had to probably flew over the sign

53:42

bar at some probably did So

53:44

interesting well, it's crazy you think I put

53:46

it out to Jeff up there How

53:49

hard it is to see other planes sometimes like we were out

53:51

over Lake Travis like yeah There's a plane right in front of

53:53

us flying straight at us about four miles in front of us.

53:55

Oh my god You see it. No Never

53:58

saw it. I never did either. They turned Yeah,

54:00

that's crazy. That's really fucking crazy It

54:03

was like yeah There's one right on top of us a thousand feet

54:05

over us and we looked at how

54:07

far something four miles away was and it's

54:09

super Visible. Yeah. Yeah, well Well,

54:12

if you want to follow us you can our slash

54:15

animal podcast at animal podcast Twitter and Instagram when we

54:17

have news We'll give it to you. You don't have

54:19

to parse any of the things that we're saying. We

54:21

keep seeing that on there's no hidden No, yeah I

54:24

keep seeing that on face jam stuff where somebody was

54:26

like It's hard to kind of like parse what they're

54:28

getting out when they're making these jokes and then it's

54:30

just like oh you don't Have to I think we're

54:32

just joking. I think you're okay. I think when we

54:35

have information I can't wait I can't wait to give

54:37

you the information because that means I have it and

54:39

I can't wait to get Yeah, whatever. I updated

54:42

my LinkedIn to say open to work. Yeah, someone commented like oh

54:44

at least Gus has a sense of humor about it like what

54:48

I'm getting late. Oh, I need to go. Oh, hey man. Check this

54:50

out. Walk a walk Who

54:52

doesn't have a sense of humor my mortgage

54:54

company? Yeah,

54:59

my financial advisor did not find the

55:01

best money. Yeah. Yeah, he is really

55:05

Think of America no, yeah, we're at all.

55:07

Come on Well,

55:10

that'll do it for this episode if you want to send us

55:12

a question you can do it at those places Follow

55:14

us we'll give the information we have more information

55:16

soon, but we're still enjoying ourselves So I guess we'll keep

55:19

this one going I think we have two more and then

55:21

we'll be on our offseason and then who

55:23

knows where Couple

55:26

coffee and if you are out there you

55:28

like this podcast and you are a billionaire

55:31

Yeah, let us know. Honestly, you're

55:33

a millionaire. I'll lower it. Okay.

55:35

Yeah. Yeah, if you're a millionaire, let us

55:38

know Yeah, we'd love to we'd love

55:40

to do this podcast specifically for you. Yeah, absolutely

55:43

percent We'll

55:48

fly if you have that much money we'll fly there to

55:50

you all the time and just go Yeah,

55:52

so I've I hate I hate Austin Java,

55:54

but I don't know why I

56:00

tell you what if you're a billionaire or a Multi-millionaire

56:03

who funds this podcast will make up a story about

56:05

why we don't like Austin Java and we will stick

56:07

to that Oh, absolutely. Yeah, whatever you want. We'll put

56:10

you in it. Yeah. Yeah You're

56:12

the hero or the villain. Yeah, whatever

56:14

whatever you want for money. We'll do

56:16

whatever you want. It's fine So we

56:18

got this far But

56:20

thanks for listening. You get that me a no idea

56:23

how high we can joke Yeah Legal

56:27

and on that. Well, let's look at one

56:29

bye guys

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