This episode is brought to you by Slug-O-Cola, platonic relationships, and Beckett Mariner's emotional crisis

• Is Beckett Mariner okay?
• Do Tendi and Rutherford have feelings for each other? Are we meant to think that they do? 
• We need to admit that Migleemo is the sex god of the Cerritos
• If there isn't a thriving Landlord Cops fandom by the time this episode drops, we will be VERY disappointed
• Liz predicts there will be Rom Discourse
• "Joe Biden is not Rom. BUT…"