Happy Halloween! We saw Little Shop of Horrors yesterday, and it's all we want to talk about, but we do eventually get to antiques. This week's Antiques Roadshow was a special "Our 50 States" episode, in which the Roadshow producers try desperately to make it seem like every state is interesting and unique. Topics include: 7-year-old embarrasses herself at cocktail party celebrating Harper Lee; David Ragu with a fleshlight vase; our husband Nicho Lowry is, surprisingly, Not a Cowboy; the real culture clash, Jersey Shore vs Masterpiece Theatre; Leila Dunbar appraises a baby that fell into a well; freelance sugar chest expert; long hair snack-free baseball cult; Lil' Folks. Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!