This episode is cursed and we don't care who knows it. Brooke juggles broken Internet, a dead car, a late-running AAA technician, a bricked phone (well, Brad's phone, but still) and a cat who doesn't care that he's not supposed to go in there. Siro's phone goes off. Then the first few minutes of the episode disappear. Hey, wha'happened?Topics include: bad Tiffany & Co. business strategies; gun cane; wine tankard; magic is the gateway drug to militant atheism; Fat Kitchen/Poor Kitchen; Babe Fuckin' Ruth; least reassuring mechanic; cows and gender are both social constructs; Kong, still the King around here; Jimmy Buffet cameo; haunted chess set; David Ragu learns something (but we didn't listen to what it was); Nicho's magic posters. Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!