A wise scholar once said, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." That same scholar also thought you could reverse the miles off of an odometer though. You know, I'm starting to think my John Hughes doomsday cult is never going to take off...

Items this week: the twelve inch ruler, the walking stick battery, and the snarky puppy dispenser.

Thanks to The Season Finale podcast for the intro this week. They can be found on iTunes and SoundCloud.