We know what your question is. "How long were you guys sitting on that episode title?" To which, Wii'd like to plead the fifth. We really Nintendon't want to talk about it. The answer is actually pretty Famicomplicated... Someone please put us out of our misery.

Items this week: speed boost paint, and the extant paintbrush.

Thanks to the Left Behind Game Club for the intro this week. They can be found at leftbehindgame.club.