I'd like to imagine the person who originally said "There's more than one way to skin a cat," was face to face with the unimaginable atrocities of the flesh anvil. That their utterance was less of a metaphor for the different solutions and approaches to problems, and more of a dawning dread as their mind struggled to imagine all of the things their beloved former pet would soon be.

Items this week: the flesh anvil, and the plagiarist's pencil.

Intro music: "fox 6 trap news broadcast" by J FRE$COOutro music: "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" by The Smiths