Episode Transcript
Transcripts are displayed as originally observed. Some content, including advertisements may have changed.
Use Ctrl + F to search
0:18
How to deal with masked me, among other
0:20
important things will be dealing with this hour. I'm
0:22
sorry, did you just make up a word mask me?
0:25
It's like acne, but it's a skin irritation due
0:27
to wearing your mask all the time, so
0:30
they call it mask me. I think you're
0:32
tracking mask I think you're tracking with
0:34
I don't. I don't like that. Um
0:38
As masks become, it looks
0:40
like even more more prevalent around the country.
0:43
UM More on that later. Also, a
0:46
Supreme Court opinion
0:48
has just come out on young undocumented immigrants.
0:50
I'm seeing breaking news banners around on my phone
0:53
and stuff like that. I haven't had a chance to look at what that
0:55
is. Yeah, I'm trying to go to the
0:58
places that actually know what they're taught thinking
1:00
about it, because virtually everything
1:02
you hear for the next forty minutes or
1:04
so on mainstream media will be incorrect
1:07
or badly interpreted. We will
1:09
have to dip back into the Joe
1:11
Biden came out of his spiky hole
1:13
yesterday and did a little talking
1:15
and we'll see how that went. Thank
1:19
you, Oh boy,
1:21
I'm telling you that has an
1:23
emotional effect on me. Hearing that you're hearing
1:25
a man who is near the end.
1:28
Thank you, thank you. He can barely
1:30
get his breath out. Check
1:32
him for the COVID. Oh, that reminds
1:34
me. We got a note from
1:36
a bloke in Phoenix.
1:38
Where is it there? It is, I'll just keep
1:40
him anonymous. You
1:43
had to do some flying and
1:46
uh. And he flew back and forth
1:48
um from Phoenix to Salt
1:51
Lake City, and not long
1:53
after he starts feeling sicker than he's ever felt.
1:56
And while his email is ridiculously
1:59
long al cheese three full
2:01
pages, he describes
2:04
the drama of trying to get
2:06
a COVID test and
2:09
he's he's trying to deal with his county, he's trying
2:11
to deal with the CVS that is allegedly
2:13
allegedly doing tests, and
2:16
his efforts to to just line up a test
2:18
going for hours, days and
2:20
he's getting the run around. Finally shows up
2:22
at the CVS. It's empty, there's
2:25
nobody there, but they say
2:27
you have to have an appointment. It's
2:29
like, well, can you just do me now you're didn't.
2:32
Now you've gotta make an appointment. So he tries
2:34
to make an appointment and they say and and then
2:36
he gets kicked out of the system and he
2:38
goes back and they say, yeah, the system is not working,
2:40
and it was just it was like your your
2:43
worst government healthcare nightmare. You
2:45
can't go to the doctor. I thought they were. I thought if
2:47
you had symptoms, they would like run you
2:49
to the tests. I don't think that's enough
2:51
to depend a pretty solid email. I
2:54
think he would be able to exploit the
2:56
uh, you know the opportunities
2:58
that are out there. Um,
3:01
but it sounds like a nightmare to me. Other places
3:03
you just drive up, I guess. Um.
3:07
There was an attempt in the city of Portland
3:09
to get a chairs going apparently late
3:12
last night and early this morning, and it was broken
3:14
up quickly by authorities, even
3:16
in Portland because I think they realized if
3:18
you if they if they get a toe hold,
3:21
then it's just it's a nightmare and
3:24
we don't want to deal with that, even if we
3:26
agree with some of their stuff, that'd be my guess.
3:28
Uh, you just you just don't want what Seattle is
3:31
dealing with. And so it was broken up very quickly into
3:33
Portland doesn't at least as of now, has no chairs.
3:35
Wow, but they still have a chairs Where
3:38
Chaz exists in Seattle, it is Chaz,
3:41
it's somewhat surprising that
3:43
that Portland would move so swiftly. Could
3:46
it be that they witnessed Freeattle's
3:48
descent into psychosis? And even
3:51
the way lefties who were in Portland said,
3:53
that's a bridge too far. We don't
3:56
have autonomous zones in Portland.
3:58
We have ten cities and crazy people in bums
4:01
shooting up on corners, stopping
4:03
traffic regularly, and we let them get away
4:05
with it, right right, But that that would be too much
4:08
apparently, well, okay, that's fine. I
4:10
mean, I prefer they are even less crazy
4:12
than they are because I love Portland. But um,
4:15
anyway, that's an interesting development. So
4:18
according to our friends at
4:20
Scotus blog, uh
4:23
docca oh,
4:26
the majority said The majority
4:28
of the Supreme Court said the decision to determine
4:30
to terminate DOCCA was arbitrary
4:33
and capricious because the Acting Secretary's
4:35
decision to terminate the program discussed
4:37
the legality of the benefits associated
4:39
with DOCCA, but didn't discuss forbearance
4:42
the decision to defer removal or whether there
4:44
was legitimate reliance on the DOCCA
4:46
memory blah blah blah. Legally, so this DOCCA
4:50
stands for now and what is
4:53
its current situation. It's uh, you
4:56
don't get deported if you were brought
4:58
to the country as a kid, Okay, And
5:00
that will law. And the acting Secretary
5:02
of Homeland Security, I think, had
5:05
called for the end of DOCCA and the soup said
5:07
no, and that will continue to
5:09
be the law of the day. Yeah for
5:11
now. Um.
5:15
Clarence Thomas descended he's unhappy
5:19
under the auspices of today's decision. Administrations
5:22
can bind their successors by unlawfully
5:25
adopting significant legal changes through
5:27
executive branch agency memoranda.
5:30
Oh listen to him. Bring it. This
5:33
is a little more pithy. Today's decision
5:36
must be recognized for what it is, an effort
5:38
to avoid a politically controversial but
5:40
legally correct decision. That's
5:43
old, Clarence Thomas. Interesting the
5:48
number out today, This happens every Thursday.
5:50
One point five million workers claimed
5:52
jobless benefits last week, marking eleventh
5:55
straight week of declines, which is
5:57
a positive spin and
5:59
and it is true, but it's still
6:01
an extraordinary number. Um.
6:05
Yeah, that's new, claims the
6:09
feel or at least you know in my
6:11
part of the world. And from what I read, is that okay,
6:14
we're opening back up. The economy is going
6:16
again. Um, you
6:18
know, we're we're figuring out the social distancing
6:20
and masks and the rest of it. We're trying to do it smart. But
6:23
we're absolutely now moving forward.
6:25
The idea that one point five million
6:27
new people filed that's
6:30
rough man, that's businesses that just ran out
6:32
of gas. How probably, the
6:34
Fed Reserve chairman Jerome Powell said
6:37
today he's already said that the worst of the economic
6:39
crisis caused by the coronavirus could nearly
6:42
be over as businesses are reopening
6:44
across the country. We may be reaching a bottom
6:46
on that that now. So
6:48
we're at the bottom right now.
6:52
I hope he's right along
6:55
the bottom lasts. I don't know, Yeah,
6:57
yeah, that's that's the question. The
7:01
V shape recovery versus the U shaped
7:03
jack or the feared hockey stick, or it just goes
7:05
straight for a long time at a low
7:07
level. We don't know. We'll have to
7:09
find out. Can can I hear our Joe Biden clip
7:12
again? Wake Up? Obviously
7:17
hands that wake up needs
7:19
to be a regular part of the intro to the show.
7:21
I used to get in there. Wake Up, wake
7:23
Up, wake Up is
7:26
that. I'm sorry. I'm trying to understand. The scenario
7:28
was that one man who didn't
7:31
quite succumb to carbon monoxide
7:33
poisoning urging another
7:35
man who has to wake up? Is
7:37
that the first guy near death apparently
7:40
wake up. That's
7:43
a gentleman who has found asleep in his car in
7:45
the garage, right exactly. Yeah,
7:48
he hed falling asleep after starting his
7:50
car, and he's at the risk of death. And
7:53
I'm telling you, I'm having a gut caveman reaction
7:56
to that. I hear a man near death, I'm
7:59
serious, and
8:01
what I want to make sure I got his final wishes.
8:03
What I'd really like to know is was
8:07
there a decision made like you talked about
8:09
tow like really low key at things are frantic
8:11
Pole Show people are being exhausted by the
8:14
new cycle. I am. I just talking about it with my wife last
8:16
night. Yes, I said, I just can't handle this anymore.
8:18
The new cycle is killing me. She said, I don't even look
8:20
anymore. I know. It's just your
8:22
your brain reaches a point where you just can't take
8:24
any more stimulus, and it's it's a protective
8:27
mechanism um to to
8:29
ignore it and shut it down if it's not like a bear
8:32
trying to eat one of my children. Right now, I
8:34
have to block it out. I
8:36
want to can you do of a sabbatical in the the
8:38
entertainment business where you just go away for six
8:40
months? How about folks, listen, we'll be back
8:42
in late October. We're just gonna
8:45
take a couple of months off. But so so
8:47
we don't go psychotic. But my question is,
8:49
did they coach Biden on that and say extra
8:52
low key yes, or did he just come
8:54
out and that's just what he sounded like yesterday.
8:57
Well they give him a pep talk and say
8:59
high energy, and he came out like this, thank
9:02
you. I tell you what. It is
9:04
clear his strategy is to be old,
9:07
calming, Joe, old bipartisan,
9:09
middle of the road Gio all this craziness
9:12
Donald Trump place, come on, everybody,
9:14
return to normal times. Remember the sixties.
9:16
Those were a good time, right? Maybe not? Maybe that's a
9:18
bad example. It was the sixties when I got elected
9:20
to the Senate for the first time. Because I'm a hundred
9:23
anyway, it's it's clearly
9:25
a strategy. But I don't know whether
9:27
he just went a little too far there, or
9:29
if he's actually got to one foot
9:31
in the grave. He sounds like he's
9:34
dying, you know, a tangent um.
9:36
I've heard a couple of people point this out recently, and it's absolutely
9:39
true, and I think it's worth keeping in mind when we have all these
9:41
discussions when people refer to the sixties,
9:43
what they really mean is like sixties
9:45
seven through seventy three. That's
9:48
people mean when they refer to the sixties. I think you're
9:50
right. The bulk of the sixties, sixty through
9:52
sixty seven, we're quite placid um
9:55
and like old tiny America
9:59
here summer a of nineteen sixty seven
10:01
thing was mostly amusing. It's
10:03
really like sixties seven through the early
10:05
seventies is what people mean by the
10:08
turbulent, chaotic hippie music, drugs,
10:10
craziness, right bombing sixties.
10:13
Yeah, yep, agreed um. But
10:15
I thought another thing on the interview with Robert
10:17
Gates yesterday, former SEC deaf, former
10:20
CIA chief worked under geez what seven
10:22
different presidents or something like that, old
10:24
guy being around a long time, and asked,
10:26
is this as crazy as has ever been? And he said, yeah,
10:28
absolutely, So it's not just you
10:30
know, in the imagination of the young, No wonder
10:32
I'm so exhausted. Yeah, it's as crazy
10:34
as it's been in a very very long time.
10:37
Um. I found this kind of
10:39
calming. A Fortune survey of CEOs
10:43
and some of their attitudes right now
10:45
about changing their companies for racial
10:47
stuff or the economy in different things I
10:49
found quite interesting. Among
10:51
other things we could get to, we
10:53
also had a number of people weighing in about their
10:55
wives or husbands in the way they react when they're
10:58
doing the uh, the non driving portion
11:00
of going somewhere, the backseat driver. Oh
11:02
no, myrtle strife. I hate to
11:04
hear that. Our text line is four one
11:07
to nine five k f TC art
11:10
Strong and the
11:22
Armstrong and Getty Show.
11:31
I suppose at some point out to mention the Bolton
11:33
book, that is, is it's Outer or not Outer?
11:36
Well, it's not out officially, but all
11:38
sorts of copies have been. It doesn't
11:40
matter. Nobody reads these books. People dig
11:42
through to get the juicy chunks the back of their narrative,
11:44
and everybody talks about them like crazy
11:47
for two days, for for a day and a
11:49
half, and then nobody reads a minute. It goes away.
11:51
That's what happens book after book after book, yeah,
11:53
so yeah, we'll talk about that maybe
11:56
next segment. Okay, there's some interesting stuff
11:58
in there. And and the fact, well what's most
12:01
notable to me is that everybody on all sides
12:03
is kicking John Bolton for being a weasel. Um.
12:06
But anyway, more of that to come quick aside,
12:08
The left is so good at at
12:11
imposing um,
12:14
how we talk about things. Uh,
12:16
they're way better than the right. And it's bothered
12:19
me for a long time. For
12:21
instance, I'm in the the lunch room
12:23
getting some caffeine juice and Fox News
12:26
is reporting on the docket decision
12:28
that just came down, and they refer to
12:30
the docket recipients as dreamers,
12:35
dreamers get to stay or whatever. That
12:37
That is a term, that's a pr
12:40
spin term invented by
12:42
the left to make all
12:44
of this could be against a dreamer of
12:46
this brilliant. By the way, we suggested
12:48
calling doctor recipients precious fairy dust
12:50
angels. I mean, that's only
12:52
slightly more ridiculous than dreamers.
12:55
Fox News has adopted that in that verbiage,
12:58
that nomenclature. That is a win
13:00
if you're that belief. Yep,
13:04
Michael mentioned his fiancee, uh,
13:07
making noises while he was driving, and he was afraid something
13:09
horrible had happened. We got this text my wife
13:11
taught me. Gasping and grasping
13:14
the dash with both hands without
13:16
explanation, unnerves every driver, including
13:18
this great one. So
13:21
she's a gasp and grasp the dash with both
13:23
hands. My wife does that fairly regularly. My wife
13:25
has done that too. I have urged her repeatedly. Sweetheart,
13:27
if we are in danger, the last thing in the world you want
13:29
to do is lean forward, all right, let
13:31
your let your belt keep you in place. Oh
13:34
and not danger, by the way. Uh
13:39
oh, my gosh. And then you look around everything
13:41
like that, and somebody spilled an ice cream car ice
13:43
cream cone. I've had that experience anytime we're
13:46
about to be hit by a track. Oh no, somebody spilled
13:48
something in the backseat. Yeah, we need we need different
13:50
sound effects for these things. Exactly
13:54
internal issue, not external threat. Um
13:57
Fortune Survey
13:59
of eos planned policy changes in
14:01
response to the current calls for racial justice.
14:04
This is a survey of CEOs around the country
14:06
on a number of topics, but six
14:09
policy changes. Due to the social unrest.
14:12
There's hardly a website. I've been to whether
14:14
it's genes or music
14:17
or whatever, where they don't have some sort of hashtag
14:19
we're with the protests or lots
14:22
of we support Black Lives Matter, which
14:24
shocks me because if you go to Black Lives Matter
14:26
website, there's all kinds of stuff on there that
14:28
the majority of the country absolutely does not
14:30
support UM. So it's
14:32
interesting to me that mainstream outlets
14:34
are so free with their support
14:36
of of that. Well, I think just to stay
14:39
out of trouble. Every stovetop stuffing
14:41
and running shoe and gene and guitar string
14:43
is just making it clear we're down with it. Are
14:45
there are people that actually look
14:48
for that and won't do business with a corporation
14:50
that hasn't posted something like because I don't even think
14:52
of it. If I need to buy something, that's all that's
14:55
privilege. Maybe it is the numbers
14:59
in white gene, is that any wears them tight.
15:02
That percentage goes up as the age goes down. The
15:04
younger the consumer, the more likely they
15:06
already care about they're looking on the website
15:08
to see if they've made a stand. They have
15:11
really internalized the voting with
15:13
your dollar mantra of a lot of things
15:15
that's why you see the targeting
15:17
of advertisers. They're they're aware of the financial
15:20
power of collective.
15:22
But that's interesting. That's a change, you know, and maybe
15:24
I have Is it for the better? Where I I never
15:27
have an I doubt that I'm going to change At this point in my life.
15:29
I don't think about the politics of the
15:31
company's I do business with. I just it never crosses
15:33
my mind. But the next generation it might be very
15:35
important to them. Uh of
15:38
ceo say revenues have already recovered
15:40
or never dropped. Well, this is Fortune magazine,
15:43
so they're trying to have a positive spin, right, Um,
15:46
thirty percent of ceo say revenues
15:49
have recovered were never dropped. Well, that's only that
15:52
leaves out an awful lot of companies
15:54
said they didn't drop them, have not recovered
15:56
it. Some say won't recover in the foreseeable
15:59
future only four per cent, but almost
16:01
half expect the recovery to recur
16:03
between January twenty one
16:05
in June, so
16:08
they put the bad news at the bottom. But almost half
16:10
of the cd CEOs think the recovery won't occur
16:13
for like a year and a half. Not
16:17
good, No, No, I
16:20
thought this was interesting seventies seven percent
16:22
of ceo say their company's digital transformation
16:25
was significantly accelerated during
16:27
the economic crisis. That
16:30
rings so true. Sure, so you were headed
16:32
toward this with computers
16:34
and skyping and all this sort of stuff, and then all of a sudden,
16:37
the highest priority get this going
16:39
right now. Well and listen, there's
16:41
there's a lot of inertia,
16:43
or call it momentum if you want, in businessmum
16:46
momentum. That's right, the president, I'm playing
16:48
in a golf tournament this weekend. That's our team slogan.
16:51
Momentum. But you gotta shout
16:53
it or write it in all caps like the president
16:55
is. But there's a certain amount of momentum
16:58
in business. Things exist just because
17:00
they have existed. They're going to do tomorrow
17:02
what they did yesterday just because they did it yesterday.
17:05
And with lots of people either furloughed
17:09
or or at home, is a little less significant.
17:11
But a lot of businesses are finding out.
17:13
You know, it was a little better with
17:15
the furloughed people here, but not that
17:17
much better. I think we just won't bring
17:19
them back. You're gonna see sustained
17:22
unemployment for that reason for a long time, and
17:24
you could argue that it's making businesses
17:27
lean or mean or more effective in
17:29
some cases. Um, but yeah,
17:31
I think that's really going to delay the bounce
17:33
back because they had to find
17:35
out just how important all of us were and
17:37
some of us not so much. I'm
17:40
talking about us.
18:06
You guys need a cool off, because this is
18:08
not the time. We
18:10
can't handle a world war right now. We're
18:12
already dealing with so many things. Coronavirus,
18:15
economies are tanking, global protests
18:17
are happening, and at any minute more
18:19
Hollywood actors could release one of those black and white
18:21
videos. Nah. Um,
18:25
yeah, that's right, I've got one of those. That's just terrible.
18:28
We need to play later, one of those I'm a
18:30
celebrity, you should take me seriously
18:33
videos. Apparently word
18:35
has not penetrated their thick, thick
18:38
film of self importance that nobody
18:41
wants that China
18:43
versus India, it seems calmish for
18:45
right now. I hope the
18:47
third and fourth biggest military in the world squaring
18:50
off killing each other over the weekend. Well, this common
18:52
time is when they put more nails in the bats. Yeah,
18:54
apparently heard up for the next battle. Well
18:57
yeah, I heard it. Described by a pretty sober
18:59
commentator as a gang war, that
19:01
they're just they they patrol, they
19:04
see each other occasionally, they you know,
19:06
maybe shout stuff at each other, and they hate
19:08
each other just because they're on the other side. And
19:11
these guys just they interrupted
19:13
into fists and sticks and whatever, and
19:15
they beat the hell out of each other. And I was listening
19:17
to in the Chinese side one. I don't know if the
19:19
Indians were out numbered or just aren't
19:21
good enough fight or what. I hadn't meant
19:23
to talk about this, but I was listening to a podcast
19:26
yesterday with one of what I'm told
19:28
the best Chinese experts in
19:30
in America aren't think tanks constantly
19:33
in communication with with the Chinese. Uh,
19:35
you know, military, etcetera,
19:37
etcetera, and uh. And this woman
19:39
said, they are going to move
19:42
on Taiwan. It's just a matter of when
19:44
she is gonna move on Taiwan. And she said she's
19:46
talked to people in the Chinese military
19:49
who have said, what's America gonna
19:51
do? They can't stop us at this point. Their
19:54
belief is we don't have the will
19:57
or the ability to stop
19:59
them from do doing that. They don't think we've
20:01
got the military might to stop them from doing
20:03
something like that, honestly on both counts.
20:06
And she said, whether they're right or
20:08
wrong, it's a big dilemma
20:10
because they could be wrong, but that means they're still
20:12
going to do it and uh right,
20:15
and it'd be a heck of a thing to find out, you know,
20:17
who's right. One of our emailers referred to
20:19
a president she is Winnie the Poo's stunt
20:21
double stunt
20:24
double uh, which I thought was very
20:26
funny. Um. Yeah, the idea, well, in
20:28
terms of could we stop them,
20:30
I say no, because,
20:32
with all due respect to the might of the American Navy,
20:34
it's like, um, if if I
20:36
don't know, uh, Staten
20:39
Island were a rebel
20:42
territory of the United States,
20:46
I mean we could we could decide all right, let's
20:48
take it all right now, and ten minutes
20:50
later we'd be overrunning it. And
20:53
if some other country was unhappy about it, well
20:55
they wouldn't be able to get there in time. It'd
20:57
be fatal complete. Then you'd have to like invade
20:59
it get it back, and there's no way
21:01
we have the will to do that. You know, this fits in a little
21:04
bit. We're we would just sanction
21:07
uh, the Beijing out of them for
21:09
the next ten years or whatever. That could be our
21:11
only response if I'm gonna be honest about
21:13
it, boy, And then what does that look like? The crazy
21:16
cyber warfare? And what does that say to the world?
21:18
What does that look like in the world stage? That is an announcement
21:20
that, Okay, there are two coequal
21:23
militaries out there. Isn't that just a statement
21:26
of that? No, I
21:28
don't think so, just because of the
21:30
geographic reality of it. If you ever look at
21:32
a map, I mean, China is this enormous country and
21:34
then you squint your eyes and you see Taiwan
21:36
is this little island that's right next to I mean, right
21:39
there, and they go, but
21:41
just gobble it up? Now? Will we let them
21:43
fully militarize the South China? See? No way,
21:45
They've wanted Taiwan for seventy
21:48
five years. It's always been a tiny speck right
21:50
off of China. They didn't take it before
21:52
because they didn't think they could. According to this
21:55
person's interviews with military people, they
21:57
can now. So that's a that's
21:59
a change in uh in situation
22:01
um. And it kind of fits in with the Bolton book. We're gonna
22:03
talk about little bit the Wall Street Journal. Of course, they
22:06
picked out part of the Bolton book where
22:08
he said, oh, some things that were somewhat flattering
22:11
the President Trump. Don't want those to sneak into the
22:13
media. But on how
22:15
you know, he's happy that Trump recognizes
22:18
the situation with China um
22:20
and Bolton is way more you know, hawk
22:22
ish that direction, and he talks about
22:24
past presidents and that sort of stuff, But he
22:26
was, he was on how we everybody
22:29
understands this now. Secretary
22:32
Gates talked about it yesterday in an interview. The
22:34
world made a bet that if we let
22:36
China run run free
22:39
their econot with their economics, screwing
22:41
everybody around the world, at least as their economy
22:44
grows, they'll become nicer and all that sort of
22:46
stuff didn't work. Bad idea
22:48
it's over didn't help at all. All they did was
22:50
build a very frightening military with
22:52
a very frightening attitude. But this expert,
22:55
this expert, she said, the
22:58
idea that they would uh that they that the
23:00
middle class would take over and they'd open up and they'd
23:02
get calmer, was was wrong. She said. What
23:04
was also wrong, and in retrospect really
23:06
wrong. Is this idea that you can tell somebody,
23:09
we're going to allow you to be number
23:11
two as long as you want,
23:13
you can be a good, solid number
23:16
two. That's what we're doing. Doesn't that make you feel
23:18
good. Nobody feels good being
23:20
told we're going to allow
23:23
you to be second best. Nobody
23:25
actually wants to be vice president. I hadn't
23:27
take that deal in a second. I had
23:30
never thought of it that way before, But that was
23:32
what what the United States was saying to China.
23:35
We're absolutely in favor of you becoming
23:37
number two, the second best economy
23:39
and the second best of this, and the second best that. And
23:41
then they thought, when we're not interested in big number
23:44
two, we want to be number one. So yeah,
23:46
I suppose maybe, you know, I'm not sure I buy
23:48
that argument, because there are plenty of countries that seem
23:51
fine with being number seventeen. But maybe
23:53
if you're number two, you smell number one
23:55
and sure, and you want to be it. But
23:57
what's interesting is China's wealth enabled it to
23:59
double down on its aggressive
24:02
totalitarian impulses. It was the opposite
24:04
of what all of us hoped would happen.
24:07
You know, back in the great opening of China, Uh
24:09
dialogue, um or you know
24:12
the narrative. So the Bolton's book
24:14
is coming out any day, although the Justice Department
24:16
is suing. I'm saying he violated his nondisclosure
24:19
agreements in the rest of it, but so much of it is
24:22
leaked out it's it's become a moot point anyway.
24:24
Uh. So you know, a couple of things bother me
24:26
about the coverage. Number One, Bolton thinks
24:28
Trump isn't good at foreign policy and doesn't
24:31
know enough about it. Okay, if if you
24:33
either agree or you don't agree, or you think,
24:35
well, he's still better in the alternative, that's fine.
24:37
What bothers me about the coverage of it is
24:39
that it's it's like a game of telephone it.
24:42
The things that the book actually says are getting
24:45
characterized and recharacterized um
24:47
in the media. For instance, UM.
24:50
One passage that's just getting flogged is
24:53
uh. Bolton writes that Trump was quote
24:55
pleading with she to ensure he'd win
24:58
the reelection. But
25:00
Bolton said he could not print the president's exact
25:03
words because of the government's prepublication
25:05
review process. So pleading
25:07
with she to ensure he'd win what do you
25:09
actually say. I
25:12
mean, if if he said, you
25:14
know, it would really help our farmers, that
25:16
would help me politically. I could get reelected.
25:18
We could keep going down that path. I
25:20
don't find that a particularly obnoxious
25:23
or or wrong. Bolton
25:25
says Trump was was obsessed with getting re
25:27
elected to the exclusion of, like
25:29
America's good, what
25:32
would really serve America? I don't know that's
25:34
Bolton's opinion. That would be in the ivy beholder
25:36
on an instant by instant basis. But you remember
25:38
the famous Obama video of I'll have more
25:41
freedom after the election. He was
25:43
not doing something that would hurt
25:45
his re election chances and tell him
25:47
the leader of Russia, that I'll do I can
25:49
do it after the election, but I can't do it now because it would
25:51
hurt my chance of getting reelected. Lots
25:54
of presidents have done that. That's
25:56
a very common thing to do, might
25:58
be unfortunate, might be an stream. You
26:00
might cross a line where it's extreme, But
26:02
I don't know. I'd have to know the instance by instance,
26:05
right decision right um.
26:07
And the other one that that bothered me is
26:10
that in the book, Bolton
26:13
says he's
26:17
asked, what did
26:19
Putin think of Trump, and
26:22
Bolton says, I
26:24
think Putin thought he could play Trump
26:26
like a fiddle, which
26:28
evolved on NBC News and NPR
26:31
This Morning to Bolton
26:34
thought Putin could play Trump like a
26:36
fiddle. When Bolton was
26:38
describing what he thought, Putin thought,
26:40
and Putin thought he could play Obama like a fiddle. And he thought
26:42
he could play George W. Bush like a fiddle. He's a
26:44
pretty good fiddler too, by the way,
26:47
Putin, I'll put a fiddle of gold against
26:49
your soul. If you think you're better than me, I don't.
26:51
I'm pretty bad. Um. Here's
26:54
the part that I hate and why I don't really want to discuss
26:56
this. Yeah, wouldn't
26:59
that be incredibly heavy? Even think you'd
27:01
be resonant at all? Can we just do like a
27:03
cash bed? I
27:06
mean, if if I'm getting into some if I'm like,
27:09
come up again, some golf hustler he thinks he can
27:11
beat me, I'm not gonna play for solid gold
27:13
golf clubs. They'd be heavy. Here's
27:15
what I hate about all these books, though, and I hate
27:18
slippery when you're sweating. I hate discussing
27:20
these books. I hate all these books, and not just the
27:22
political ones, because there's been lots of them, people
27:25
who only do the right thing when
27:27
they're going to profit from it. And it happens
27:29
all the freaking time, whether
27:32
you were on the bicycling team
27:34
with Lance Armstrong or
27:38
or your FBI director Ray
27:40
and uh you remember
27:43
he said in the sixty Minutes interview they were considering
27:46
invoking the amendment or whatever that
27:48
is to remove the president because he's crazy,
27:50
which wasn't even in the book, but
27:52
you said it on television to sell the
27:55
book. So and and then Bolton
27:57
saying the impeachment inquiry missed other
27:59
troubling episod then show
28:01
up to the impeachment inquiry and
28:03
tell the people trying to impeach the
28:05
president what happened. You
28:07
think these things are so damaging, you think the guy
28:09
is so unqualified, you had
28:12
the opportunity to play a role
28:14
in removing him, then do it,
28:16
you freaking weasel. These people
28:19
are such low lives.
28:21
Yeah, well, even if you want
28:23
to make all the arguments that what he says is true, fine,
28:25
go ahead, I don't care. But he is
28:28
a weasel of the most weaseling character.
28:31
He's saying, the most powerful man in the world
28:33
is not fit for the office. It's
28:35
obvious you had a chance to play a role in
28:37
removing him and you didn't. Why
28:40
because you're gonna make more money if
28:42
you waited and put it in a book that is
28:44
so that is so unpatriotic.
28:47
You shouldn't be held up as anything but a
28:49
disgrace. That's embarrassing.
28:51
It is fairly amusing the way the Democrats
28:53
are holding their nose while they tout
28:56
the book and what he says, because they are so
28:58
angry at him for holding
29:00
off, holding back until his book was
29:02
out, because they wanted him to testify
29:05
at the ridiculously
29:07
rushed and show body impeachment
29:09
thing, and he just no, not I'm
29:12
busy that day. He just wouldn't cooperate in any
29:14
way, wouldn't test it. We didn't say a word. Comy
29:16
did the same thing lots and have done the same thing. If
29:19
you have something so Tyllerson did the same thing
29:21
as Secretarist State, you have something so
29:23
damaging that's going on behind the scenes,
29:25
then you you call the Washington Post,
29:28
or you get a bunch of microphones around you and you say
29:30
it out loud, You resign in protest, or
29:32
something be a freaking patriot if
29:34
that's what you actually believe, or did
29:36
you not think it was that big a deal and you've ooked
29:38
it up a little bit to sell a book now that
29:42
one, Well, what's the
29:45
disconnect is the portrayals
29:48
are so dramatic in the books and so
29:50
black and white and so horrifying. If
29:53
they were that way, you would
29:56
have said something or done something if
29:58
you're a real patriot as a those to
30:00
a you know, would be a star author.
30:03
And so either these people are
30:05
morally reprehensible, as you were suggesting,
30:08
or the stuff in a book is jazzed up and made
30:10
extra exciting and at the time you
30:12
were thinking, I don't think this is a good decision,
30:15
but he's the president. We'll see how it goes. Man,
30:17
if it's true, you gotta you gotta resign and
30:19
go to a microphone and tell people. I
30:22
just I don't. I don't get that. You
30:24
know, I suppose if a well, I think
30:26
you do get it. I think you've explained it quite nicely.
30:29
You can't relate to it. It's not more
30:31
complicated than that. No, No, I don't
30:34
think it is at all. Book publisher calls you and says,
30:36
you know, if you laid this out in book for him, and we had a real
30:38
big build up to it, and we time it right. You can
30:40
make six million dollars. Oh boy. I'm working
30:42
on my Jack Armstrongs Are Rotten
30:44
Human Being book right now. I'm gonna get
30:46
my first draft started. Uh
30:49
Taco Bell employee fired over Black
30:51
Lives Matter mask. I
30:54
think this is wearing it or not wearing it
30:56
or employee employee war. It
30:59
got fired because it goes goes against
31:01
her policy. But the manager who
31:03
intervened is in big trouble and
31:06
political trouble. And so the
31:08
reason I think this is a story is because every
31:10
company in America could be dealing with this situation
31:13
which day or next week. Why they're frantically
31:16
virtue signal. A little more on that coming up the
31:32
Armstrong and Getting Show. Some
31:38
of our favorite syrups are under the gun. I
31:43
hadn't. I don't believe I'd ever
31:45
thought for a second about and Jemima and
31:48
it going away is fine with me. I don't care.
31:50
I just I've I've I've had
31:52
Jemima serp in my whole life, but I'd never put any
31:54
thought into any of it. Name your corn
31:57
syrup, something else that's fine. Um,
31:59
but if it has racist origins or whatever,
32:01
you get rid of it or whatever. But so um.
32:04
Then I heard Mr Mrs
32:07
Mrs Butterworth's is under pressure now
32:09
and Canagara Brands this is,
32:11
according to Chicago Business is
32:14
reviewing Mrs Butterworth's imagery.
32:18
And I thought, what's Mrs Buttersworth?
32:20
I mean I could picture Aunt Jemima and
32:22
I thought, okay, I guess that is that racist
32:25
or Rachel Ruter word's a black woman on there. I don't even
32:27
know what it is. I've never thought about it. I don't think
32:29
about these things. Maybe some of you do. Well,
32:31
here's what it says in the in the Business
32:33
report about this. Uh.
32:36
ConAgra Brands announced the review of
32:39
its Mrs Butterworth's brand hours
32:41
after rival syrup and pancake mixed
32:43
brand Aunt Jemima said it was removing
32:45
the imagery of a black woman from its packaging.
32:48
Mrs Butterworth's origin and race have never
32:50
been specified by the brand, but
32:53
the dark coloring of the of the syrup in
32:55
the clear bottle gives many people the
32:57
idea she is meant to represent a black
32:59
woman, as clearly syrup
33:02
blackish dark is kind
33:04
of yes, obviously, because
33:06
it's a clear bottle and syrup is the color it
33:08
is, there's an assumption
33:11
that it might be a black woman. And if
33:13
it were a black woman, why can't
33:15
it be a black woman? I feel like some of this, like
33:17
I said yesterday, I feel like if you introduced ant
33:19
Jemima today, you could
33:21
spin it as or what we're saying
33:24
is, you know, black moms
33:26
had great recipes back in the day too,
33:29
right. It's it's not affirmative action,
33:32
but it's I feel like if Mrs Butterworth
33:34
was obviously white, there'll be pressure
33:36
for only white moms can have great
33:39
syrup because there's there's no claim
33:41
of Mrs Butterworth venus slave or
33:43
anything. Man, I don't claim of it being anything.
33:45
I've eaten in a couple of black
33:48
run diners in d C. That is the
33:50
best food I've ever had in my life, So yeah, I would
33:52
think, yeah, heck yeah, is that what they're going for?
33:54
I don't know what you know, Jack, have always assumed
33:56
that the honey bear, which
33:59
is you know, the honey container that she squeeze the honey
34:01
out of, that's bear shaped. I've always assumed it was
34:03
a grizzly because it was roughly honeycoat.
34:05
No, I haven't assumed anything. I used
34:08
to do a hilarious bit for my kids with the honey bear.
34:10
Though, yeah, I
34:13
wish I had a video of it. It's like that movie
34:16
with which movie is that with
34:18
the talking bear ted O? No,
34:23
like The Revenant where Leo fought a bear?
34:27
No, No, not really. I would the honey
34:30
bear. It's important that some of the honey was missing from
34:32
it, and uh and I would have the honey bear walking
34:34
and talking on the table and doing a character voice
34:36
and all, and then I'd say, then I'd
34:39
have the honey bear whirl on one of my kids. You're
34:41
looking at me? Are you looking at me?
34:43
That makes me so mad? And then I'd squeeze
34:46
it in. The honey would rise up and cover
34:48
his face like he was turning wreck
34:50
with anger. Great looking at me cracked
34:54
him up. Honey bear bit. Mrs
34:57
Butterworth Syrup was introduced in ninete.
35:00
The syrup comes in a bottle shaped like a woman. The
35:02
character talks and seemingly a
35:06
woman shaped like that needs
35:08
to get to the gym shaped
35:11
like a woman. Wow, now body
35:13
shape not know? Plenty of women are not shaped
35:16
like that bottle piling on the racism with body
35:18
shape. Not wake
35:20
up, thank you, that's
35:23
Joe Biden there, folks. Um
35:27
Mrs Butterworth claims that they're just trying to
35:29
evoke the images of a loving grandmother. We stand
35:32
and that we stand in solidarity with black and brown
35:34
communities. The fact
35:36
that they feel the need to even respond
35:38
to this. It's not even a it's not a
35:40
person who. It doesn't have a color, it's not in anything. Right.
35:44
Might somebody think we might have thought
35:47
maybe back in the day, is the color
35:49
of syrup a right? So I'm trying
35:51
to decide. Uh.
35:53
One of our beloved listeners turned us on too
35:55
well the email this mail bag and I'm strong in
35:57
getty dot com to a
36:00
Tracy Morgan bit on Saturday Night
36:02
Live a number of years ago,
36:04
Uncle Jemima's pure mesh liquor.
36:08
I haven't, but it's funny. I just
36:10
I just watched it, and
36:13
it is indeed funny. What
36:15
year think, double
36:18
lot? I think the
36:20
year two thousand and it's still on YouTube
36:22
and and Saturday Night Live controls all
36:24
your SNL clips on your day. They only
36:27
allow them on there if they want them on their right. Um
36:29
and it it seems partly to
36:31
be mocking the like Disney
36:34
Song of the South, image of black
36:36
folk in the South, but
36:39
it's also rather a hard
36:41
edged like,
36:46
well, how do I how do I put this without
36:48
ending my career? It's rather
36:50
critical of old black drunks
36:53
too, in that Tracy
36:55
Morgan way. Um and it's it's
36:57
quite funny, but I don't know if we do
36:59
it our helves any good. Maybe
37:02
google it, Uncle Jemima, I'm sorry bing it.
37:04
Google is evil. Uncle Jemima's
37:06
pure mash liquor. So we'll
37:08
get to Joe Biden came out of his spidy
37:11
hole yesterday and gave a little speech and some people
37:13
think he sounded a little low energy. Will let you decide.
37:16
And uh, the taco bell thing. We have audio
37:19
from the manager dealing with the employee with
37:21
the mask. Is that what that is? Sean? And
37:24
boy, you might be dealing with this at your workplace. Armstrong
37:29
and Getty
Podchaser is the ultimate destination for podcast data, search, and discovery. Learn More